#in the next ten minutes

[grayintogreen]

Things my customers have cussed at me about today with the fury of belligerent nobility:

- “I saw your truck backing into the back of the store but I simply HAD to park so instead of waiting for the truck to finish backing in properly I parked in the back and now the truck has blocked me in and don’t you understand this is YOUR problem and not my problem! I have ice cream in the car and my kids are at home!”

- “half of the [your company] stores in town are remodeling and this is pissing me off because I have to go out of my way to your store. No I won’t go to a different store. They’re crooks.” (Our company is absolutely sadistically crooked in ways Wal-Mart couldn’t dream of but go off.)

-“this better ring up the same way it does in the store across town.”

- [doesn’t bag a big item because were told not to] “uh you better put that in a bag. I’m not carrying that.” (You could have just said “please put that in a bag”)

-[multiple people yelling about having to be carded]

[demigods-posts]

think it'd be really cool if percy could teleport using water. just needing to be in direct contact with a water source to transfer from one puddle to the next. cornering monsters in damp alleyways like it's no one's business. foregoing the subway when the forecast calls for showers. crossing the ocean quicker that you can say pacific. quality content.

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 - Twilight Town

[new-moon-legion]

i think i captured something fundamental about who link is here lol

[kugiscki]

WHEN EVERYONE STOPPED BELIEVING IN CAITLYN, I WAS STILL THERE !! THE POWER OF LESBIANISM HAS NEVER LET ME DOWN

[journey-to-the-attic]

forgot to post this but the fnaf movie was a lot of fun!!

[anartisticalniche]

I have been waiting for your delicious food/art for the past few days. I have been eating it up. I’m starving. I love your art so much you have no idea how much I eat your smg34 art please help me I can’t comprehend how good your art is-

*slams this on the table* ALRIGHT! EAT UP! XD

The latest upload of Brewing Romance gave me so many ideas for doodles, but sadly (alongside another more "complete" illustration eheh) I only had the practical time to cook up this comic! X3

Because I want to see Karen suffering through the suffocating homosexual tension this two have XD

Brewing Romance belongs to @lizaluvsthis and @shygirl4991

[huellitaa]

marilyn monroe 𝜗𝜚 ‧₊˚

"i am good, but not an angel. i do sin, but i am not the devil. i am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love."

"i'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. i'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

"the best thing that ever happened to me is that i am a woman. that is how all women should feel."

"it's better to be unhappy alone to be unhappy with someone."

"a woman knows by intuition or instinct what is best for herself."

"i don't mind living in a man's world as long as i can be a woman in it."

"i have feelings too. i am still human. all i want is to be loved, for myself and my talent."

"a smart girl leaves before she is left."

"i have had a talent for irritating women since i was 14." (real)

"imperfection is beauty. madness is genius. and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring."

"give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world."

[ziggstheenby-2]

Tired alchemist <3

[slaygentford]

the hard cut from louis having a mental break and yelling at armand to louis tongue fucking his lestat hallucination in the cruising park was genuinely one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

In case someone out there has never encountered a goose, and is wondering if they really are that terrible, well…

…Yes. Yes they are.

[skywalker42]

What people think ADHD is:

So I went to my room to grab sticky notes to leave my roommate a reminder on the dryer but then I saw my week old mug on my nightstand so I went to put it away and then when I was in the kitchen I realized there's no room for it in the cabinet and now I'm measuring the wall for shelving units.

Which, yeah, it is that. It's definitely that. But it's also this series of texts I sent to my friend this morning:

[smittenskitten]

You two must really have fun together.

+bonus

[kyouka-supremacy]

I think we should just bring back Wungo Wednesday and start a fandom collective anime rewatch

[the4rcanist]

I just did the Lucanis 's mind palace mission and god fucking damnit

The notes as thought fragments? The echoes speaking what his mind thinks of itself (and the way that Rook sees right through it)? The stuff about the war for the First Talon seat?

"These problems you can kill with a blade. Now, healing? Living with a demon? It doesn't have easy answers and you're afraid of hurting the people you care about"