#in the middle seat

[banisheed]

Delivered to Siobhan before her flight, thanks (?) to Regan (?) is a gift bag which includes the following:

A neck pillow for the long flight, socks with some dead bugs inside and an ipod with a playlist Jade made for Siobhan. It starts with “I’m like a bird” by Nelly Furtado, that one plays five consecutive times. But also it’s followed by titles like:

Blackbird - The Beatles and New Beyonce Version Little bird - Beach boys Bird on a Wire - Leonard Cohen Three Little Birds - Bob Marley Disco Duck - Rick Dees Among many others. The playlist ends with Airplanes by B.o.B and Haley Williams for no reason. There’s also a goodbye card similar to this and inside there’s a tiny note written:

I hope you find the girthy worms your heart desires, or doesn’t desire I guess since you can’t. But for what it’s worth, I think they’re already the perfect girth. Also, the worms are metaphorical. It’s you who’s perfect. I’ll remember to be less of a liar, in your honor. I hope you remember you’re not a failure, in mine. Take care of Enjoy the middle seat <3 [user means that genuinely] Love, cloch bhua (I’m keeping my title)

[morganbritton132]

A girl makes a Twitter post that reads: Eddie Munson is on my flight and he’s currently arguing with the man next to him about his dog. Kinda a dick move ngl

They follow up with a post that says; NVM. I googled it. He’s arguing with his husband about their dog.

Follow up: EM thinks the dog should have the middle seat. Husband thinks dog should sit in aisle seat.

Follow up: Cute that they bought a ticket for their dog. Some people don’t.

Follow up: Insane to willingly sit in the middle seat tho

Follow up: EM says they’ll have extra leg room if the dog is in the middle. Hubs says dog should be on end so people can pet him as they go by

Follow up: They are so loud lmao. EM basically told the entire airport that you shouldn’t pet service dogs when they’re working. So true bestie

Follow up: Husband: Okay. Okay. Just say you don’t want to sit next to me if you don’t want to sit next to me!

Follow up: Munson: When did I say that? I didn’t say that. Just sit down wherever you want and eat your fucking granola. Cranky ass.

Follow up: Actually, I don’t think they’re arguing. I think this is flirting.

An Eddie Munson Fan: They’re definitely flirting

Fan who has seen every ‘Steddie’ TikTok in existence: Pretty sure this is just foreplay for them.

Someone else: Wait, who won the argument?

Official Corroded Coffin Twitter Account: Oz *pic of Ozzy sitting in the window seat*

[mecachrome]

BRITISH GP 2024 | FP2

[omgkalyppso]

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INQ stands for Inquisitor. HAWKE means Hawke. HOF is Hero of Fereldan / the Warden.

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[rainbowsuitcase]

I'm just soft thinking about Icemav finally getting married in their uniforms. Icemav who, after decades of having to hide, are just not ashamed to show off their love. Wearing their rings proudly and decorating their desks and offices with shared photos, and bringing each other coffee and picking each other up at the end of the day, finally not having to stress about leaving long enough apart that no one notices they're going in the same direction and kissing when they get out of the same car in the morning.

Just. Icemav being Loud and Proud and So In Love.

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

Little brothers Jason, Tim, And Damian all in the backseat of Dick’s Mini Cooper singing their hearts out to Taylor Swift while Dick curses out the driver in front of them that went straight in a left only lane

[genericpuff]

i drive like how i play overwatch

i don't, as advised by my doctor 🤡

[song-of-baldy-ron]

My timeline for the last 8 hours

[ijjstlostthegame]

JD support group roadtrip

World tour JD belongs to @year2000electronics

Brotherhood JD belongs to @0ketlyn-s and @tea0w0stache

Crystaldory belongs to @tea0w0stache

UB JD belongs to @matmiraculous and me

Grey JD belongs to me :3

[housecow]

thinking about how i can’t even cross my arms normally anymore because of how big both my chest and arms are getting

[evilkitten3]

i have a theory about shinji, gin, and aizen, but i'm not really sure how to word it.

we never really see shinji and gin interact all that much, which makes sense bc both of them have significantly more important relationships with aizen, but at the same time it's a little odd how much there isn't.

like. gin cut hiyori in half. shinji is understandably pissed about that, but he aims that anger at aizen - and this seems to be one of the very few things in the bleach world that honestly isn't on him bc he never told gin to do that, he never even implied it. hiyori was never a threat to him. hell, we don't even know if she was charging in the right direction; if anything, attacking her implies that she was which is a really stupid thing to do when you're surrounded by a bunch of people who super want you dead and would kill you if they could be sure you weren't tricking them into stabbing each other (ofc it could also be a fakeout but still)

but i don't remember shinji's beef ever really being with gin, even tho he didn't seem to anticipate that gin was working with aizen the whole time during tbtp. so like does he feel responsibility there? cuz gin went straight from academy to 3rd seat and shinji could plausibly feel like that sent him right to aizen bc he doesn't know that gin was always aiming for that. did he blame himself? does he feel like he should've seen it coming? does he still see him as some weird genius kid? does he just view gin as an extension of aizen, which is both dehumanizing to an extent but also entirely fair bc gin did that to himself?

the thing is, since we never really see them interact much, it's kind of only interesting on shinji's side of things, bc gin doesn't really care about much outside of whatever the fuck he thought he was doing and the version of rangiku that he has in his head who needs back something that the real one doesn't ever seem to have realized she lost to begin with. gin's so disconnected with basically everybody that most of the time you can usually assume his thoughts are just "lol. lmao" and there's no reason to think that doesn't extend to shinji as well (gin has deep thoughts on: aizen, ichigo, and matsumoto (massive asterisk on that one ofc) and i think everyone else is kinda set dressing to him lmao the guy is Fucked Up)

anyway i think it's interesting to toy around with that relationship as it was in reality as well as how it might've been perceived, but also in the sense of both of them being sort of opposite ends of the manchild spectrum - shinji leans into his childish side but still has a fairly adult worldview, and gin is able to pull off maturity to an extent but was never able to escape a deeply childish mindset

[leclercskiesahead]

Scuderia Ferrari instagram story 20.07.24

[prettyboykatsuki]

CHIKAN YUUTA ❤️_❤️

hngghghsdhsfkj yeah.... god..

he's got a mask on and his hair styled into his face and generally looks unassuming until he's cornering you in the car train with a hand in the front of your pants and a hand cupped over your mouth and you can feel something pressed against your mask and he's whispering at you not to scream so you dont disturb the other patrons as if that's something you should seriously worry about it

and he can't get enough of you after fucking you once. he lets you run away the first time but you meet again and he doesn't let you go so easily the second time... forces you into a bathroom stall and fucks you with your mouth all covered again and keeps complimenting you but it's sooo offputting.... goddfbh

[mac33cheese]

Something something Kubusai being kaidou's parents something something

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! I think I've asked this before, but do you have any home remedies/advice for handling muscle cramps, knots, and/or spasms? I'm staying well hydrated, taking electrolyte supplements, and using a hot water bottle as my current management method but it's not working super great this time Also, crafting updates may be delayed on account of ouch