#in part one kakashi is 26 and naruto is 12

[camtankerous]

I love trying to make sense of the naruto timeline its like trying to put together a jigsaw puzzle using pieces from seven different boxes

[depressedhatakekakashi]

May I ask for extreme details on the age swap au? I'm not sure how it works.

Is it just effecting the Konoha 12, their teachers and maybe the sand siblings and a few notable shibobi? So those who were 12-13 are now 26 and the 26-27 year olds are now the students? Did the Uchiha massacre still happen if so, how? The issues that lead up to it were complicated, but I don't think they would have happened if Naruto/his father was alive. Is Minato still alive as the 4th Hokage? Did he die with Kushina again and was Naruto an orphan? Who released the nine tails if Madara was too old and Obito is now itty bitty.

How did Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke react to growing up in a time of war instead of a time of peace, especially in one of the most bloodiest wars in the ninja world. Is Itachi alive? Is he in his 30's and still flicking Sasuke in the face and embarrassing him in punlic,, or did he succumb to his chakra disease early in life?

Sakumo must have been alive and was a peer to Naruto, at most he would be a bit older. Were they friends? Did Naruto try to talk-no-jutsu him out of Suicide? The village's view on teammates vs. Missions seems to have pivoted after the 3rd great shinobi war where, at least in Konoha, friendships and teammates meant more than the mission. Maybe not for everyone, but probably due to the overwhelming loses everyone's POV shifted and they seem to care for each other a lot more. Would he feel the same pressure to commit suicide and leave his baby boy if less people turned their back on him?

Were Dai and Lee friends?! Rivals?! BROTHERS?! On the same team at one point?! Did Lee learn the gates from Dai?! Or was Dai just Lee's father in this and Gai was Lee's secret half brother/ a random village kid with no relation to Dai?

If Madara was still alive that means the reincarnation of indra and asura could not be Naruto and Sasuke. Who are they now? Is it Obito and Kakashi? Are they destined to stop the cycle of hatred and bring peace to the ninja world?!

I'm sorry I have so many questions, but the characters of Naruto are deeply entwined with their world and the time in which they grew up. Their environment ends up shaping who they become. So unlike a lot of stories, I think just switching the character rolls and places it a little harder in a age swap like this where almost every character has a pivotal roll in the time they grew up.

I hope this was not a rude ask.

It’s not really hard at all to change things.

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura grew up in war and are a little rougher around the edges because of it but otherwise the exact same personalities. Naruto is a sunshine personality, Sakura has anger issues but is a top notch medical ninja, and it’s Sasuke who takes Obito’s place.

Kakashi and Obito are the reincarnations, but instead of it just being them who can fix everything in the end Rin actually plays a role in fighting and helping them beat Kaguya instead of just being sent in the end to stop her with a punch.

Madara still dies and the reincarnation cycle starts anew with Kakashi and Obito.

Sakumo and Dai are more Sensei age, just as Minato is Sensei age for Kakashi, Naruto and Rin.

Minato and Kushina are well known shinobi who were skilled and ruthless, but Minato never becomes Hokage here. It’s Sakumo who takes the title of the fourth and through a very skilled Naruto who has grown a lot (and is a few years older) and had a chance to learn uzumaki techniques from his mother is able to seal the Kyubi into Kakashi. (kakashi is the ninetails here)

Dai would have been Lee’s Sensei and someone who picked Lee up as a student before he left the academy and helped him train. He’s not actually Lee’s official Sensei, but he is the one who takes him under his wing and teaches him his style, and then has Gai later when Lee is around 14. So lee is not blood related but a big part of Gai’s life.

Hiruzen is still the third (honestly i don’t see Tsunade, Sakumo or Minato going through with the massacure at all so it has to stay him) with Tsunade, Jiraiya and Orochimaru still being the Sannin (though i do have fic with Danzo being the one Kakashi leaves the village to train under, but that is not for this)

Sakumo was Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura’s Sensei and although Sasuke ‘died’ young Sakumo kept a good connection with Naruto and Sakura and refused to allow Hiruzen to set asude some of their stringest shinobi during the Kyubi attack.

They were good enough to fight in a war when they were 10, they are good enough to help protect the village rather than being force to stand around and watch people die knowing they can’t do shit.

Naruto used the Reaper death seal, and i know ‘he was supposed to die’ but like, f*** that i think that Sakumo shoved him out of the way and the death god actually accepted that for some unexplainable reason and took Sakumo instead (who was dying anyways as he was the previous jinchurriki)

[silentwolfkills]

Naruto Timeline and Birthdays: Part 4:

Year 71:

(Land of Fire)

Himawari Uzumaki 1st of Aug,

Note: Himawari is 2 years younger than Boruto.

Himawari said to be 3 in Naruto Last Epilogue in Sketch.

Year 72:

Year 73:

Year 74:

Note: Naruto Last Epilogue Sketch says Boruto is 5 and Himawari is 3.

Year 75: (Naruto becomes Hokage)

Note: Zai-No-Sho: The Day Naruto Became Hokage One Shot Manga, Naruto becomes Hokage at 26 turning 27 that year Himawari is 4 and Boruto is 6. Himawari at 4 actives Byakugan.

Kakashi at 40 turning 41 retires from being Hokage.

The Day Naruto becomes the Hokage and Kakashi retires from being Hokage.

Boruto is 122 cm and Himawari is 102 cm and in the last Epilogue, Boruto was 110 cm at 5 and Himawari was 93 cm at 3.

So Boruto is probably 6-7 and Himawari 4-5, Boruto's birthday in March and Himawari's birthday in Aug, 2 years age difference, Naruto had Boruto at 20 turning 21 that year and had Himawari at 22 turning 23 that year.

Year 76:

Note: Iwabee states the 4th Ninja war was 10 years ago in Boruto Novel 1 which could be 11 years ago since they started academy in April like real Japan schools and would be 11 years in October. So Boruto would be 7 and Naruto's Hokage when Boruto starts Academy.

Year 77:

Year 78:

Year 79:

Year 80:

Note: Shino Aburame is now a teacher at the Academy, who is disrespected by his students, particularly Boruto Uzumaki. Hinata is accompanied by her daughter, Himawari, while visiting Neji's grave, Rock Lee is training his son while Tenten is maintaining her own weapons shop, in Chapter 700.

Year 81:

Note: Boruto Chapter 1 - 10 and Boruto: Naruto the Movie: Boruto Ep 53 - 66, Chunin Exams.

Note: Boruto Takes Chunin Exam's at 12 in August and Momoshiki attacks and Implants Karma on him.

Note: Naruto: Shinden: Parent and Child Day Prologue, Chapter 1-4, Epilogue.

Note: Sasuke Shinden: Teacher's star Pupil

Prologue, Chapter 1-5, Epilogue.

Note: Shikamaru Shinden: A Cloud Dancing in Forlorn Falling Petals Chapter 1-4.

Note: Boruto Chapter 11-15, Majina Gang.

Note: Kakashi Retsuden: The Sixth Hokage and the Failure Boy Prologue, Chapter 1-5, Epilogue.

Note: Sasuke Retsuden: The Uchiha Descendants and the Heavenly Stardust Chapter 1-10.

Note: Naruto Retsuden: Naruto Uzumaki and the Spiral Destiny Prologue, Chapter 1-5, Epilogue.

Note: Shinobi Hiden Column 1: Shinobi Society, in Boruto Chapter 32.

Note: Shinobi Hiden Column 2: Shinobi and Their Missions, Boruto Chapter 33.

Note: Shinobi Hiden Column 3: Shinobi and How They are Organised, in Boruto Chapter 34.

Note: The Complexification of Organisational Structure, in Boruto Chapter 35.

Note: Shinobi Hiden Column 4: Shinobi and Their Bureaucratic Institution, in Boruto Chapter 35.

Note: Shinobi Hiden Column 5: Daimyo and Shinobi, in Boruto Chapter 36.

Note: Shinobi Hiden Column 6: Shinobi and Crime, in Boruto Chapter 37.

Note: Shinobi Hiden Column 7: Science, in Boruto Chapter 38.

Note: Shinobi Hiden Column 8: Science and Ninja Tools, 1. Capacitor Types, 2. Bionic Types, 3. Amplified Types, in Boruto Chapter 40.

Note: Shinobi Hiden Column 8: Science and Ninja Tools, 4. Advanced Technology Types, in Boruto Chapter 42.

Note: Kara Secret Manoeuvrings, in Boruto Chapter 42.

Year 82: (Shikamaru becomes Hokage)

Note: Boruto Chapter 16 - 28, Ao Arc, Kawaki Arc.

Note: Kawaki’s Dark Side in Boruto Chapter 29.

Note: Boruto Chapter 29 - 67, Kawaki Arc, Code Arc.

Note: Boruto Chapter 47 Boru-Fans No. 5 Rule of Otsusuki and Karma says Momoshiki attack the Chunin Exam Tournament Several Months ago and Implanted Boruto with Karma.

Note: Boruto Chapter 68-80, Omnipotence Arc.

Boruto said to be 12 in Chapter 80.

Note: Chapter 47 states No. 5 Rule of Otsusuki and Karma says Momoshiki attack the chunin exam tournament serveral months ago and implanted Boruto with Karma.

Chapter 80 states Boruto is still 12.

Which means he's 12 turning 13 that year Chunin exams and Momoshiki attack was in August, several months can mean 5 to 7 or 8 months, which Boruto is still 12 so it would be Jan-Feb time meaning it's been 5-6 months.

Note: Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 13, Koji has a Flashback of Nearly dying to Isshiki and because of that a Ability Called Prescience emerged which he got from Shibai Cells, the Ability allows him to see all Possible Future’s.

Note: Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 13, Koji has a Flashback using Prescience and seeing Glimpses of the Future, he saw Kawaki trick Isshiki and Isshiki dying, he saw Code Split the 10 Tails with his Claw Marks Creating the Claw Grime’s, and he Saw Eida with Kawaki and used Omnipotence, and Switched Position’s.

Note: Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 13, Koji has a Flashback using Prescience and seeing a Possible Future of Isshiki had killed Naruto the 7th Hokage and Resurrected in Kawaki’s body and Planted a Divine Tree, The Planet would’ve Perished, but they have escaped this possible future.

Note: Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 13, Koji has a Flashback using Prescience and seeing a Possible Future of When Kawaki made Naruto the 7th Hokage and his Wife Hinata disappear and when him and Boruto Quarrelled, Kawaki managed to kill Boruto and Sarada, him and Kawaki would had never switch Positions and Kawaki would go on to lose a to a tremendously Strong Code and be devoured by 10 Tails and then a Divine Tree would Destroy the Planet.

Note: Shikamaru became's Hokage at 33 turning 34 that year.

Year 83:

Note: Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 1, Code States he's been looking for Boruto and been chasing after him for almost 2 years now and he's tired.

Note: Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 5, Sasuke states to Boruto that this past year he suppose he's taught him almost all the moves and methods he knows, then they encounter Code, Sasuke gives Code the scar on his left eye and tells Boruto to run and fights off the Claw Grimes and Code and Boruto returns finding Sasuke turned into a tree and takes his Sword since his broke.

Note: Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 13, Flashback of Boruto being chased by Sand Shinobi and Touche’s koji Toad to Escape and it gets Summoned to Koji, in Orochiamru’s abandoned Base, Near Land of Wind, and Koji Verifies that Boruto was born as Boruto Uzuamki and not Boruto Isshiki’s Vessel who Fled Kara, and says he Knew the Possibility of Boruto and Kawaki, Switching Position’s ahead of time due to His Ability Prescience, which he awakened Nearly dying to Isshiki, he explains he got it from Shiabi Cells just like How the other Kara Members who were given enhanced Modification’s by Amado Received transplants of Shibai Cells, like Code can make Claw Marks, Deamon can Reflect all Attack’s, and Eida has Her Godlike Abilities but Neither Boro, Delta Nor him, Demonstrated any Shinjutsu, but when he was Cornered by Isshiki, Upon facing almost Certain Death, he Awakened Prescience a Shinjutsu Ability.

Koji says the Biggest advantage of this Shinjutsu Ability is it’s Intel, for example Boruto’s Life on the Run, Could Prevent him from ending up Cornered like earlier, and he could teach Present him, Move’s and Jutsu Future Him has Mastered, and would Accelerate Learning and Optimise Training, he can do this Because there’s no Timeline Paradox, Since he’s only Replaying what he saw, and it’s totally Standard Procedure for Prescience, and also tell Boruto how to Rescue Sasuke from his Tree, and Tells Boruto about the very Worst Future that’s Possible Right now, 10 Tails will Break Free of Code’s Control, and Evolve in a New Way, and they will show up before them as Multiple Divine Tree People, Who possess individual Minds, and to prevent it is low, in all Future’s he sees them, and the Leader Jura is the Most Dangerous, he is going to kill Boruto, it’s not absolute but many Future’s show it happening, then what follow’s is similar Kawaki gets devoured and Their Planet dies, they can’t let this happen and their are infinite Possible future’s and through him Learning about this now, there Future has already started to Change One tick at a Time.

Year 84:

Year 85: (Boruto Time Skip)

(Kara Dimension)

Note: Jura is a Piece of 10 Tails that was Split by Code and he Evolved in a New way and Became Jura in Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 4.

Note: Hidari is a Piece of 10 Tails that was Split by Code and he Evolved in a New way and Became Hiadri and is a Clone of Sasuke, in Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 4.

Note: Matsuri is a Piece of 10 Tails that was Split by Code and he Evolved in a New way and Became Matsuri and is a Clone of Moegi, in Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 4.

Note: Mamushi is a Piece of 10 Tails that was Split by Code and he Evolved in a New way and Became Mamushi and is a Clone of Bug, in Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 4.

Note: Ryu is a Piece of 10 Tails that was Split by Code and he Evolved in a New way and Became Ryu and is a Clone of Shinki, in Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 14.

Note: Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 1 - 14.

Note: Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 13, Flashback of Koji saying he Saw a future using Prescience and saw the Worst Future were 10 tails Breaks Free of Code’s Control and Evolve’s in a New Way and they show up as Divine Tree People, who Possess Individual Minds, and that the likely hood they succeed in preventing it is low, Nearly all Future’s he see, there are Divine Tree People, and the Leader Jura is the most Dangerous he kills Boruto, it’s not absolute but many Future’s show it happening and what follows is Kawaki gets Devoured, and their Planet Dies.

Note: Boruto Two Blue Vortex Chapter 13, Koji has a Flashback using Prescience and seeing a Possible Future of the 5 Shinju Jura, Hidari, Matsuri, Mamushi and Ryu.

Note: Flashforward of Boruto vs Kawaki in Boruto

Chapter 1.

[tamelee]

just saw your anon answer (different anon here), so i know that kakashi didn't ask jiraya to take naruto. that being said, that would've been great for my headcanon of kakashi's character, which is: since the moment they met, kakashi fuckin hated this naruto with the power of a thousand suns.

hear me out.

you can imagine, sure, maybe he did blame naruto somewhat for killing his beloved teacher/hokage. but, it's even funnier if you think of kakashi as a petty 26-year-old queer man who holds a forever grudge against this annoying brat for dropping an eraser on his head. it spiraled into having a "bitch eating crackers" relationship with his 12 year old coworker/student from there, to the point that he hated the little shit enough to never tell him about his parents.

like, canon supports that he didn't even start to like naruto until the waterfall training with yamato in shippuden, and then naruto takes that tiny bit of "actually, maybe this kid isn't as bad as i thought, maybe I'm starting to like him" in the most homophobic way possible.

I'm not sure if this theory holds any water, but i find it hilarious.

Well 😂.. what can I say about Headcanon, it's interesting.. and sounds poetic in a way... the part about the suns.

"I'm not sure if this theory holds any water, but i find it hilarious."

Oh- as a theory.. I cannot imagine Kakashi blaming Naruto of all people for killing Minato. Y'know, his own father? As a... few hour year-old baby? He didn't? If anyone suffered from losing Minato it was Naruto because he had to grow up without him which I'm sure Kakashi can sympathize with.. I dunno what a "bitch eating cracker"-relationship is, but that or the eraser prank being the reason for him not telling about his parents seems pretty cruel ;-; Characters need a good reason for doing what they're doing, including keeping a secret. Like Naruto refusing to tell Sakura more about Akatsuki (lmao). If a reader can't relate with that it feels off, right? We know why the villagers kept quiet.. and in that sense, Kakashi wasn't special. I could understand wanting to raise the stakes in that regard in a Headcanon because it would make a character (or villager of Konoha in this case) look like less of an asshole. But I wouldn't put that on Naruto.

"like, canon supports that he didn't even start to like naruto until the waterfall training with yamato in shippuden"

Why? Because he said with words "I like you now"? If that's the case then he said that earlier on already too. And what makes you think Kakashi doesn't 'like' Naruto...?

These are some random ones from as early as LoW-Arc. We can say a lot about him as a team-leader, lol, but ever since this, Kakashi always believed in Naruto and a better future through Naruto and his dreams. Which is even more emphasized during the Shinobi war-arc where he is at times on the brink of giving up but pulled out of desperation purely by Naruto's "ninja way". What is your definition of "liking" 👀?

"and then naruto takes that tiny bit of "actually, maybe this kid isn't as bad as i thought, maybe I'm starting to like him" in the most homophobic way possible."

Ah okay, I see, I have nothing to say to that.

I do like Kakashi getting exhausted by Naruto's outbursts and energy/bratty mouth early on though- that dynamic was fantastic.

[thoughtsareclouded]

Naruto Fanfic Recommendations (Masterpost)

There are a variety of ships (some with none). All of the stories have happy (or at least bittersweet) endings. They are not ranked in any particular order, but they are organized by ships (or lack thereof). See the titles for links.

UPDATED 26/12/2022

No Ships

Some Crimes Are Okay If You Mean Well (By Team Kakashi)

The Cure is Toe Beans

I can’t let them see me cry

After a Year, the Consequences Remain

Would You Eat Them with a Fox?

Brother, I let you down

Two Can Keep A Secret

I Died For A Second There

QUIET NAMES

Read Between the Lines (Naruto/Supernatural crossover)

Brightness in the Dark (Naruto/Supernatural crossover)

(you are) the very air i struggle to breathe (Naruto/Yuri!!! On Ice crossover)

Since When Are There Two Potters? (Naruto/Harry Potter crossover)

Dancing the silence down to morning

The Strength of the Wolf is the Pack

trust has no place for secrets

Please, write back

A Thousand Years of Light Between Us (Naruto/Harry Potter crossover)

Lost on the Road of Life

My Fine and Distant Future

Burst the Dams and Start Again

Kurama Apologizes

Ghost Story

Not in the job description

heat wave past noon

KakaIru

Lying is the best policy

Growing old is getting old 

Forgiveness

Howling for You

match made in heaven...?

more important

For as Long as You'll Have Me

Into The Woods, Dark and Deep

Hold Me Close

The Hitai-ate

ANBU in the Bedroom 

Full Moon Bay

Pride, Prejudice, and Plenty of Sex

Lose Control

A Forked-Tongue Tells Many Lies

She's a Big Boy Now

Reclamation

Equilibrium

Killing Me Softly

Careful Words

Mission gone Wrong

Earth Shaker

i lie awake (and pray you don’t lie awake for me)

Mine

Among Him, Bliss

Thought and Feeling Interwound

killing me to love you

The Butterfly

Craving You

Make It Rain

Always Only One Night

But we’re really NOT married!

Hide and Seek

By Blood, Bound

Ebb and Flow

You’re so Pretty, Sensei

Four First Dates

The Demon on your Shoulder

Son of the White Fang

Blood

After the Storm 

Runaway

KakaYama

More Than Puppy Love 

The Heart Honks Three Times

Worthy 

The Journey to Matching

Not That Kind of Confession

Silver Screens Won’t Show Us Here 

making up for lost time

Control 

hold me down. 

Presents

Circadian

Reunited and United

A New Leaf for Yamato

Of Second Chances and Secret Weapons

One disaster less

without restraint.

Hunter's Moon

abuse of power.

3 for the price of 1

happy accidents.

Irresistible

I Spy On The Sharingan Eye

We’re Soulmates

Watchtower

Benefits

Waiting

Saving You

There’s no way he would love me

Beside you (in my bedroll)

In The Blood

KakaGuy/KakaGai

Good Morning!! 

So Screwed.

The Copy-Wheel Curse

Soak

Somewhere Between Retribution and Recovery

either sweet nothings, or nothing sweet

Tatters

Boudoir (feat. Sukea)

Mine and Yours

The Great Green Beast

Testing My Patience (And My Strength)

Love Genius

Delayed (or, Why Kakashi Is Never On Time)

Training Cues

In Camera (feat. Sukea)

The Past is Just That

Love Genius

Camouflage

KakaNaru

More than me

Gentle hand on black fur

Death is Highly Underrated

So take this heart, put yourself in it

Plush

Stamina

H. 

got you (and your monsters too)

Out of Time

Popsicles (Extended)

Perfectly Wanted

avoidance means eventually

A Bit of A Surprise

Remember Me

Lesson No. 3 (or, the one where Kakashi is utterly destroyed) (part 3 of a series)

KakaObi

we’ll make it work

Proper Fuck

Too Close For Comfort

It’s not so bad, and I can’t see at all

Dirty Little Secret

The Promotion

Lord Sixth’s Birthday

A Week in Kiri with the Hound

heat lightning

poisoned at the roots

The Art of Seduction

Catalyst

Surprise

I See You When You Hide

Kamui Blues

Neon Green

Courtesy

Obito for Breakfast

Whipped

A Week in Kiri with the Hound

heat lightning

poisoned at the roots

kintsukuroi

SasuNaru

I’m too young to feel this old

Fragile in Design

lassitude

Breaking him down 

The Trouble with Dating a Werefox

Clone Trouble

Break the Seal

Sharingan vs Shadow Clones

your life is full of turmoil, spoiled by fantasies of who you are

Always Leave a Note

ShikaNaru

Time and Again

YamaGuy/YamaGai

Can’t Steal, Can’t Give it Up (also features KakaIru)

Polyamorous

Savour (multiple ships)

Black and White and In Between (KakaYamaIru)

Intervention (KakaYamaIru)

Birthday Break (KakaYamaIru)

Love Heals Most Scars (KakaYamaIru)

I Love Him, But I Still Love You (KakaYamaIru)

Under the Persimmon Tree

Indulgence (KakaYamaGuy/KakaYamaGai)

Gai Loses a Challenge (KakaYamaGuy/KakaYamaGai)

Tell me I’m yours (when you open the door) (KakaYamaGuy/KakaYamaGai)

Room for Two (KakaGuySukea/KakaGaiSukea - Sukea is a separate person in this fic)

Firebrand (Kakashi/Minato/Kushina)

To Reach This Point (KakaObiRin)

A Little Motivation (KakaObiRin)

talk so pretty (KakaObiRin)

Incremental (KakaObiRin)

One + One is...? (KakaYamaReader)

unconventional (KakaYamaAsu)

How We Get to the End (KakaYamaObi)

The Excavation (KakaYamaObi)

Morning Meetings (KakaIruGuy/KakaIruGai)

Double Trouble (KakaIruSukea)

Tenzou and the Wild Goose Chase (KakaYamaIru)

Original Characters/Reader Insert

The Bug Collector

One + One is...? (KakaYamaReader)

A Helping Hand

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Naruto hot takes part 3: can I PLEASE get a waffle?

1) Kushina and Minato’s relationship was so fucked up. Like seriously she was a genocide survivor and he was a literal war criminal who killed thousands of people. 2) Also the fucking power imbalance - Minato was a prodigy, chosen young to be the Third Hokage’s successor, had close ties to the three Sannin aka the most powerful ninja in Konoha, and seemed to have some connection to the Second Hokage. Kushina may have been a Jinjuuriki, but she was also a refugee without a family or connections. 3) Also Minato was probably a psychopath lmao. He literally doesn’t care about anyone’s problems unless they’re shoved in his face, has no reaction to two of his students literally dying, and puts the third one - as a traumatized child - in murder corps. 4) Yk if he was alive he probably would have been a dad in a similar way as Principal Asano from Assassination Classroom. 5) Konoha probably had a part to play in Ushizo’s demise and it’s why no one ever mentions them despite that the literal Hokage was married to an Uzumaki. 6) Sasuke isn’t the amazing radical savior his fandom think he is lol. 7) Yeah, he was the closest to a radical character throughout the series, but the second he found out why Itachi decided killing his whole clan was a good idea he immediately sided with him and never questioned any of his decisions. When he did claim to want a revolution, his ideas were a) becoming a dictator (Kage) or b) killing everyone in Konoha. 8) He has every right to be mad and you could probably make him an actual revolutionary easily, but still lol. 9) Shikaku was a kind of bad dad based on what hints we get of Shikamaru’s home life. 10) Literally everyone’s characterization - Sakura included - was more interesting, well rounded, and had more potential in Part 1 than Part 2. 11) Sakura should have been a ROOT agent. It makes a lot of sense, especially in Part 1. 12) For how interesting Sai’s backstory was there was very little point to his character. The only reason he was there was to be Sasuke’s replacement. 13) The fact that he could have and should have been more is true, but he wasn’t. 14) Tsunade had a shit ton of privilege as both a Senju and the granddaughter of the First Hokage and that really should have been explored. 15) Both Jiraiya and Orochimaru give me pedophile vibes and I do not like it. 16) There was literally no reason why basically all of the Rookie 9 had to be clan heirs. It makes no sense. 17) Sarutobi Hiruzen was probably senile and should probably never be seen ever again. Please someone destroy his face on that stupid Hokage Wall or whatever it’s called. 18) Hashirama wasn’t the happy-go-lucky guy everyone seems to think he is lol. He was manipulative as hell and probably killed a shit ton of people. 19) The Last is a really stupid movie that showcases all of Studio Perriot’s fetishes in like two hours. 20) The one thing that is realistic is Hinata caring more about knitting a scarf for ‘N-naruto kun’ than her sister being kidnapped. 21) Both Sakura and Hinata are shittily written characters who’s entire arcs in-story revolve around guys. The difference is Hinata is a slave owner and Sakura knows jack shit about politics because no one tells her anything. 22) Hey Kishimoto give your main heroine an actual fucking thematic and plot relevant role that makes her equal to her male teammates as she’s literally supposed to be as their deuteragonist challenge. 23) Oh yeah Rin being a ROOT agent also makes a lot of sense. 24) Please sort out Naruto’s backstory. Did he have no friends or were Shikamaru, Kiba, and Chouji his friends? Did he not give a shit about Hinata or did he save her from a copy-pasted version of Sakura’s backstory? Please. 25) Naruto isn’t empathetic at all he just trauma dumps on everyone and expects them to gush over his oh-so-sad backstory because he had it the worst out of everyone, awwww. 26) And the worst part is it works lmaoo. 27) Kakashi has white man energy. 28) The whole reincarnation plotline was stupid and added absolutely nothing other than making Naruto’s whole thing about being an ‘underdog’ even more obsolete as he was literally destined for power. 29) Honestly if the ramen girl (Ayame?) was younger I probably would have shipped her and Naruto. It would’ve been cute. 30) Fugaku wasn’t abusive lol. Yeah, he wasn’t a perfect dad, but he did care about his kids and didn’t purposefully hurt them. The only reason people make him out to be Sasuke’s abuser is so they can make Itachi into this uwu savior instead of a nationalist responsible for a genocide.

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Credit to prompt list belongs to @aquagirl1978 .

{Though I did change a few to something I’m more comfortable writing.}

⇀the reason this is being posted so early is so that i have plenty of time to write and you have plenty of time to request since last time I put the list out I completely forgot.

my kinktober event is request based, meaning you can send in a theme/plot for the event and i will write a drabble (…something that is less than 2k words…) that will be posted. this takes place during the entire month of october. I be doing a non kinktober event too.. ↼

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REQUEST RULES

⇀since there are only thirty -one days in october i am only taking the first thirty -one requests that i get - if you send in a request and it doesn’t get put into the event i will always communicate that with you and some sort of compromise and be worked out (…like it can be included into my regular request schedule…) so don’t be afraid to ask about the event or to send anything in ↼

⇀I will be posting the fandoms below that I will write for this event↼

⇀i will only write for a character twice in this event. this is because i know that certain characters i write for are more popular, and i don’t want to write thirty - one days of the same character like last time. ↼

⇀ when you send a request in please specify that it is for this event or else it won’t be part of the event and will instead be seen as a regular request and therefore won’t be posted in october ↼

⇀Orange means it is taken. ↼

Fandoms for Kinktober 2022

Bridgerton

Saiyuki

Naruto

Stranger Things { Season 3-4 }

The Quarry { or any of Supermassive game *1 character per game }

The Wolf Among Us

Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Resident Evil

Assassins Creed

Ghost of Tsushima / Ghost of Tsushima Iki island

Far Cry 5/6/new Dawn

Vox.

Fruits Baskets

Bleach

Fma brotherhood

See a fandom you don’t like~ send me a character and I may write for them

Day 1 - Breeding- Steve Harrington.

Day 2 - Exhibitionism- Ezio Auditore da Firenze

Day 3 -Injury sex. { you’re injured and I must comfort you with sex ) Kougaiji

Day 4 -Daddy Kink-Roy Mustang

Day 5 - Edging-Sobieski

Day 6 - Temperature play-Anthony Bridgerton

Day 7 - Morning Sex-Bruno Madrigal

Day 8 - Domination/Submission.-Decker

Day 9 -Strip tease/Lap dance.-Roy Mustang

Day 10 - Roleplay- Hatake Kakashi

Day 11 - Bondage- Nara Shikamaru

Day 12 - Blindfolds-Greed { Fma}

Day 13 - Sex while High - Nathan Drake

Day 14 - Shibari-Tadashi Hamada

Day 15 - Biting-Felix Fraldarius

Day 16 - Praise kink-Cho Hakkai

Day 17 -Thigh Ridding- Chris Redfield.

Day 18 - Car sex-Simon Basset

Day 19 - Mirror sex-Shigure Sohma

Day 20 -Formal Wear-Jean Havoc

Day 21 - Wax play- Sharky Boshaw

Day 22 -Fingering{With Rings}- Eddie Munson

Bonus: Birthday Sex-Andy Barclay.

Day 23 -Heels /Stockings-Percy de rolo

Day 24 -Knotting-Bigby Wolf

Day 25 -Size Difference {big dick}-Jason Kolchek

Day 26 - Pregnancy-Sha Gojyo.

Day 27 - worshipped and serviced -Jin Sakai

Day 28 - Cockwarming-Macready{the Thing}

Day 29 - Outdoor sex-Sylvain Jose Gautier

Day 30 - Military / Authoritative Kink-Jason Kolchek

Day 31 - Bath/Shower sex-Eli Palmer

[hiems-incaelo]

Welp I made this to prove a point BUT-

FIGHTS SASUKE HAS NOT WON BY DIRECTLY KILLING HIS OPPONENT:

1. Sas vs. Kakashi. Ya know how that ended, bitch got buried alive lmao

2. Sas vs. Haku. Dude almost fucken died but at least we got the sns screentime

3. Sas vs. Lee. Bitch got done dirty

4. Sas vs. Orochimaru. Well yall know how that ended. One vampire bite and a whole lot of uncovered trauma later and he still didnt beat a bitch. Hella cool fight tho

5 . Sas vs. That One Dude In The Preliminaries. so ye he did technically beat the dude but he didn't kill him and also he went into a coma like right after so it doesn't count

6. Sas vs. Gaara p.1. ok. MAYBE he was winning, but rll we'll never know

7. Sas vs. Gaara p.2. This man got beat up so much u won't even believe it.

8. Sas vs. Itachi. Not even gonna elaborate on this one

9. Sas vs. Naruto p.1. The holes in da tanks explain for themselves

10. Sas vs. Sound Four. U know he would blame it on his bare feet and pajamas. U know it rll just was his existential crisis and underestimation issues.

11. Sas vs. Naruto pt.2. He spent dat whole fight talkin bout how he was gonna kill nart, and he HAD HIM UNCONSCIOUS and the only thing he did was stare at his forehead. Gay little shit

12. Sas vs. Team Kakashi. OK maybe if it wasn't for orochimaru he would have actually killed em but we don't know that do we

13. Sas vs. Orochimaru pt.2. Yes he did kill him but not rll cuz he was still alive in the curse mark wasn't he. Also oro was hella weak and sick so rll it was a bitch move

14. Sas vs. Deidara. Deidara blew himself up. YES I KNOW that Sas lowkey forced dei to do it BUT he didn't hand the killing blow himself SO it does not count

15. Sas vs. Itachi. We all know itachi let him win. If anything, the wall killed him.

16. Sas vs. Killer B. Bitch got done dirty part two

17. Sas vs. Five Kage. Ok I'll say it was impressive that he stayed alive the whole time while fighting the five Kage BUT rll who actually expected him to kill anyone lmao

18. Sas vs. Danzo. Danzo ALSO did a hella weird seal thing. I'll be nice on this one tho and say that Sas is Def the one who defeated him. Killing him tho? Another story.

19. Sas vs sakura. OK we all know sakura would've been dead if it wasn't for Kakashi or Naruto but she's still alive isn't she??

20. Sas vs. Kakashi. I rll wanted to see more if this figth ngl

21. Sas vs Naruto pt.3. Well I won't blame him cuz he DID just fight like the five Kage and Danzo and Kakashi and he's also like halfblind so

22. Sas vs. Kabuto. First of all Kabuto isn't ded second of all rll itachi did all the work and u know it

23. Sas vs. Madara. Bitch fucken died himself lmao

24. Sas vs. Kaguya. She got sealed away, and even if she was killed Sas didn't do it by himself

25. Sas vs. Naruto p.4. Ngl I DID cry when I watched this ep. Hella emotional. also WHAT HAPPENED TO 'FUCK THE GOVERNMENT' WOKE SASUKE I'll never forgive kishimoto for fucking with his character like that

26. Sas vs. Weird girl from his special series. Don't remember her name. Chiro? Shiro? Chinso? Idk well she's still alive and that's what matters

27. Sas vs. Kinshiki. 10/10 amazing fight. Did not kill him tho

28. Sas vs. Momoshiki. Welp 1) it was Sas AND nart and 2) Momoshiki got this karma in boruto or whatever

29. Sas vs. Jigen. Bitch got done dirty part three

Conclusion: Sasuke is amazing and the goat and stuff but he didn't rll kill anyone did he

(might be cuz he literally saw hundreds of corpses when he was seven and so he was obv deeply traumatized and prob disagreed with killing other ppl. This comes back in the Manga too, but the anime unnecessarily makes him kill random characters to make him look colder. Idk)

welp I still love him either way. Hate what boruto did to him tho, he's a bootlicker now smh

[faerociousbeast]

anyways at the time of shippuden the youngest he could be is 32-34. this is assuming he immediately had a kid when he was 18. and then, that kid, since the grandson is the same age as boruto-

if 32, then the kid would be two years younger than our main cast/naruto, who got married at 19 and had a kid at 20. yaguras kid would be 18.

if 34, which is what ive been going with because its significantly easier to calculate generation wise, then they would also be 20 at the time of having their kid/the grandson. same age as naruto.

the biggest issue is... how did he. have. the kid like im fairly sure he was already being controlled when he was 18? if we go with 34, since we dont know the ages of kakashi and rin when That incident happened.. i just went with 14 for rin. so then yagura would also be 14 when switching hosts and taking over but also being controlled?

the only possibility uhh... maybe its like. a raiden puppet thing?? they were obviously really busy with other matters and they dont give us the specifics of Oh yeah we were controlling this guy at ALL but. yeah maybe they just gave him some commands and left him and then he went and had a kid with some poor, poor person?

given his.. status, its either he didnt know about the kid at all, and he was presumably being controlled from such a young age maybe he got fucking married before having the kid and just Straight Up doesnt know about any of that, orrr he. one night standed and the person knew that this is yaguras kid and later that kid told THEIR kid aka the grandchild that hey thats your grandfather

the issue is how long was he "leading" for? the bloody mist era started when zabuza graduated. he was 9 when he graduated, and 26 when we meet him in the first part, so he would be like. 29-30ish in shippuden. if kakashi is 31 in shippuden, and rin would be 34, which means yagura is also 34, which means he is around 4-5 years older. or 2-3 years older if 32.

the reason why i went with 34 over 32 is because 12 is a bit early for All of that, it is still possible though?? idk??? either way, when bloody mist started, yagura was 11-14. which is why the having a kid part is weird. he wasnt concious for that at all if he was already under control when he was under 18

edit: OH YEAH and if 34, he wouldve died at around 30, pretty sure? i think during the chuunin exams they mentioned something like that

[dayseternal-blog]

If you ever finish answering all of yours awaiting asks...

45 questions for you 👀

https://myaekingheart.tumblr.com/post/650107314353897472/fic-writer-ask-game

Lolllll BADLUCKBREBIS, you are so funny.

Inspiration and Reading Asks:

1. How long ago did you start reading fanfiction? Writing fanfiction?

It looks like I started writing in 2017. I've been reflecting recently on how there are so many regularly active writers now compared to in 2017-2018. It was the tail-end of some of my fave writer's activity within fandom. Utsus was posting less and less. The Tumblr NaruHina fandom seemed to disappear, a whole community of writers left for other things (matchaball, nekomamoru, magmawrites, cherryjutsu, spyder-m, tenney-shoes, eliphya, among others). 2018 was a very quiet year, but! I avidly read katarinahime and bunnyhoodlum's works! In 2019, quirrrky restarted things with NaruHina Week!

2. How do you spend your time when it comes to fanfiction? Are you primarily a fic reader, writer, or a perfect 50/50 split of both?

Recently I’m primarily a reader!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because there's so many writers now!!!!!!!!

3. Are there any fics that inspired you to write what you do?

Yeah, let’s list them.  “A Special Friend” by agitosgirl inspired “Nightdreams.  “Medicine” by @grimmjowkurosakidrake​ inspired “White Lilies.  “Torch Song” by @mmmbuttery inspired “About You.”  The language in “Unless the World Were to End” by @bunny-hoodlum​ inspired the language in “That was the plan.”  “In Between Drinks” by @peppercornpress inspired “In Between Drinks NH.”

4. Link your three favorite fics right now.

“Operation: Bring Home Naruto” by Dragonwannabe - Rated T, Canon-Divergent, Multi-chapter, Complete. Hinata's been assigned the mission of getting Naruto back home safely after his last dangerous assignment. But can she handle the undercover identity as his girlfriend that she’d been given without revealing her true feelings for him?

“The Mission” by Lunawraythe - Rated M, Canon-Divergent, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. It wasn't that Hinata never expected to work with Naruto, just never on a mission quite like this.

“The Loving Type” by @peppercornpresses - Rated M, Canon-Divergent, Multi-chapter, Ongoing. A few years have passed since the Fourth Shinobi War, in which...Rookie Nine steadily advances in rank. Naruto gets engaged. Hinata leaves Konoha. And Kakashi schemes for days.

5. What are your fanfic pet peeves? Do they have a huge effect on whether or not you decide to read something?

ahhh.  I do have quite a few pet peeves.  If the fic is Canon-Compliant or Canon-Divergent, I expect Naruto and Hinata to behave like Japanese people.  Say what you want, but the Naruto Universe is definitely Japanese in my book.  So that means no shoes in the house.  Nothing rattles me more than reading Hinata taking her sandals off before climbing into bed.  Like, what?  she was wearing her outdoor shoes indoors this whole time??

mmm... another pet peeve is when the writer describes Hinata in a kimono, but it sounds like an American Halloween costume, like the slutty version, instead of an actual kimono.

mmm... and the other big pet peeve I have is when it’s Hinata’s first time eating ramen because Naruto is showing her the wonders of ramen.  lol.  why.  how.  in what world would a Japanese person make it to their teenage years without ever eating ramen.

I have a bunch of other little pet peeves regarding Japanese culture in fanfics.  But in general, it doesn’t stop me from reading the fic if I'm already in the middle of it.  I’ll continue reading it and will probably recommend it to other people anyway. If I can tell based on the summary, then it's not for me, and I don't read it. If this makes anyone feel nervous about writing fanfiction, that's not my intention! I would also be happy to be a sensitivity reader if necessary.

6. How do you find new fic to read? Where do you primarily read fanfiction?

I primarily read fanfics on AO3 and ffnet.  I find new ones by constantly checking the Hyuuga Hinata/Uzumaki Naruto tag on AO3 or looking into a writer’s favorites list on ffnet.

7. Do you prefer to read short fics or long fics?

Short fics.

8. How often do you reblog/comment on fics that you like?

I reblog pretty often. I don't comment as often as I used to😕 I used to comment on every fic I liked.

9. Tag 3 fic writers you think are underrated/unknown in the fandom/fanfiction community.

Uhh?? Idk. I think recently the writing group here is pretty tight, everyone seems to know everyone.

10. What’s your favorite fandom, pairing, or character to read fic for?

Naruto fandom and NaruHina.

Fanfiction Writing Asks:

11. How do you come up with your fic titles?

I usually take it from words used in the story or from the prompt.

12. Tell the author your favorite fic title of theirs (not the fic, strictly title). Author: what’s your favorite title you’ve come up with and why?

I think...maybe "Tell Me of Forevers" or "Nightdreams." I like those because they aren't taken word-for-word directly from the story, but touch on a theme in the story.

13. Do you outline your fics? How much of a headache would someone get if they just looked at an outline of yours without reading the fic?

Yes, I outline. They wouldn't get a headache, I think. It's usually just a summary.

14. Do you have a personal word minimum that you hold yourself too? Why or why not?

Nope. I didn't know people do that.

15. Tell the author your favorite fic of theirs. What’s your (the author’s) favorite fic you’ve written?

My favorite fic continues to be "It's No Secret."

16. Do you research for your fics? If so, how deep of a rabbit hole have you gone down by accident when researching?

Yes, I do. I've done historical and folktale research for "Little Samurai." I did area/location research for "Last Chance." I did historical research for "About You." I did fairy tale research for "Catskin." I did a ton of astronomy research for "The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl." And I did lighting research for "Inspo." I go pretty deep.

17. How obsessively do you sit and stare at your fic after you’ve just posted and wait for feedback?

I don't. I usually have something else I need to do or I go to bed.

18. Do you have a WIP that you keep telling yourself you’ll eventually get back to, but deep down you know that’s probably a lie?

I actually think I can finish all of mine if I just try.

19. Do you edit your fics after you write them, or do you prefer to just hit post and run (because it’s someone else’s problem now)?

I always edit before posting to AO3. Anything I post directly on Tumblr might not be edited.

20. What’s your favorite part about the fanfiction writing process?

Posting!

21. What’s your least favorite part about the fanfiction writing process?

Starting a new chapter.

22. Do you take fic requests? If so, for what characters and why?

On occasion. If someone sends me a request, I'll think about writing it. Sometimes I do write and post it, sometimes I leave them in my drafts for a better day.

23. What’s your absolute favorite trope to write?

From what I already have posted, probably friends-to-lovers, secret relationship/forbidden love, or high school au. I don't think I have an intentional favorite.

24. What’s a trope that you’d like to never hear about as long as you live, let alone write?

Public humiliation / public degradation.

25. Do you listen to music as you write? If possible, link your writing playlist.

No, not usually.

26. What’s your biggest distraction when writing?

Tumblr feed, all the pictures to scroll through mindlessly.

27. Do you like to give your readers some warning of what might be coming or just slap them in the face with content at random?

lol, whatever is fine.

28. How do you deal with writing pressure (ie: pressure to update, negative comments, deadlines, etc)?

Well, pressure to update is not a big deal to me. I do this for fun, so I don't think I unnecessarily pressure myself too much. With negative comments, I don't get too many of those, and I think I do my best to avoid situations where I might get negative feedback.

29. Have you ever written for an exchange or event of some kind? Which one(s)? Did you enjoy it?

Yeah, I like the events. My favorite was NH2020, the year-long one last year. I also enjoyed the Secret Santa last year since @badluckbrebis was my giftee.

30. Post a snippet from your current WIP without context - no more than 300 words.

haha😈

Ecstasy slides through his veins, blooming over his mind, cocooning him in pleasant sensations, cum shooting out in eager twitches against hot, milking flesh.

31. Of the characters you write for, which is your favorite? Has that choice been swayed at all by your followers/readers’ reactions to certain ones?

Naruto Uzumaki, always.

32. Copy and paste your top three favorite lines/jokes/sentences you’ve ever written. What fics do they come from?

Top 3 faves in order:

That was the plan: "She shifts in his arms, and cloth and cleavage come pillowing up to his face, and he’s certain that she’s scooped from the same puffy stuff his adolescent daydreams were made of."

Tell Me of Forevers: "What he wouldn’t do to inspire every blush, every smile of hers for an eternity when such moments already only speak “forever” to him."

White Lilies: "Whether at his feet, in his eyes, ears, mind, if not reaching his heart, she never landed anywhere. (It’s okay.)"

I consider "White Lilies" to have my technically best writing, so it was kind of hard to choose just one line from that fic! But I decided that one's my favorite line from the whole story.

33. What do you like writing better: one shots or multi-chapter stuff?

One-shots.

34. How much of yourself and your life experiences do you put into your writing? What do you think your readers’ image of you is?

A lot of my life experiences are in my writing. Hmm, I think readers probably think I'm...hmm...either empathetic or really perverted?

35. How much has writing fic changed your life?

I spend a lot less time on real-life social media than before.

36. Are there any fics or fandoms you’re embarrassed to have written or been part of?

I'm kind of embarrassed of "Honeymoon at the Hot Springs" lol. It's fine.

37. Give an update on your current WIP - if you don’t have one, give a sneak peek to a title or idea that you have and would like to write.

My current WIP is that A/B/O fic I started for February Smut Month Prompts: Sweet as Candy or Love Bites. I'm going to title it "Sweet As," and it'll be about how Naruto and Hinata become Alpha/Omega mates. It's really kinky, really smutty, and totally what I would want to read.

38. What does your writing process look like? How chaotic is it on a scale of 1 (very tame) to 10 (you can’t handle this kind of chaos)?

uhh???? a 1?? I've never once thought of my writing process as chaotic. Ahh, then I think of bunnyhoodlum's multiple drafts for the same chapter, and I realize that there exist types of writing processes that I would not be able to handle...

39. What’s something about your writing that you pride yourself on?

My smut.

40. How did you come up with the idea for [x fic]?

41. What’s your most popular fic (with the most notes on tumblr, most hits/kudos on ao3)?

Idk about Tumblr,,, maybe White Lilies got the most attention here. My most popular fic is Nightdreams on AO3.

42. Asker: pick three of the author’s works. Author: rank them 1 (the best) - 3 (the worst) based on whatever criteria you want - this could be something totally random that isn’t quality related (like simply ranking fics based on how many trains appear in them) - have fun!

43. Talk about a positive experience with fanfiction or the fanfiction community that you will always remember.

I will always remember how people congratulated me for finishing White Lilies😭 Also, when peppercornpresses made that FIRST art of my story, I just, I just stared at it all day.

44. Rant about something writing related.

hmmm, I don't feel like ranting about anything. I just recently ranted about my pet peeves above.

45. Fic specific questions - if you have any weird questions about specific works, here’s your shot to ask them!

I did them all! Nice questions.

[ayocee]

I posted 3,149 times in 2021

12 posts created (0%)

3137 posts reblogged (100%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 261.4 posts.

I added 124 tags in 2021

#2d men over 3d men - 23 posts

#i'm in love 😍😍😍 - 16 posts

#in love with 2d men - 15 posts

#harem or bust - 15 posts

#feelin some type of way - 12 posts

#haikyuu - 10 posts

#haikyuu!! - 9 posts

#daddy zawa - 9 posts

#daddy iwa - 8 posts

#strong daddy zawa - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 49 characters

#i really thought i'd be 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐀

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

I CAN DIE A HAPPY WOMAN NOW @officialhajimeiwaizumi

Daddy noticed me 😭😭😭

8 notes • Posted 2021-02-07 17:39:46 GMT

#4

Happy Birthday to my favorite loud mouth wing spiker upperclassman!!!🎉🎉🎉

Commission by the awesome Punchi

15 notes • Posted 2021-03-03 23:29:01 GMT

#3

Happy birthday to my favorite 27 personal trainer 😍

40 notes • Posted 2021-06-11 21:59:47 GMT

#2

Cupid Valentine’s Exchange

Hey lovelies! ❤️

This is the second exchange event from the Black Simps Server. The Valentine's Cupid Exchange. Checkout these awesome fics from the Haikyuu and My Hero Universe raging from fluffy to smutty 😏Keeping it Sweet ☺️ and Spicy 😈

@ablackfangirl - 💍Merry me 💍 - Kuroo x Black Fem Reader (SFW) 

@shhhlikeme​ - Light Work - Hawks x Fem Reader (NSFW)

@vixenpen - Please Me - Human Gang Orca x Fem Reader (NSFW)

*Thank you @ladyshinigami​ for the epic Banner*

50 notes • Posted 2021-02-14 10:13:24 GMT

#1

What's your anime type

So I was explaining to one of my homies @lsdeeez​, why I like the anime dudes I like and I realized, 

Yoooo I have a type. 😎And that type, should stay in the 2D world. Because my type is TIRED grown men with a dash of ✨trauma✨and patience for dayzzz.

For some reason I see people testing them all the time and think, omg someone who can handle my bratty behind and someone who SHOULD go therapy with me (different therapist but you know what I mean) 

Starting of with the OG, one of my first anime crushes,

Kakashi Hatake

This man had my heart when I watched him reading while teaching. And the best part, he enjoys READING SMUT! I don’t know how he has the patience and energy to teach Naruto’s wild ass, but I know this man clocked out when he hit them sheets. And his backstory, whewwwwww. If there’s another level to therapy he needs it. 

Next up, we got our favorite cat daddy

Shota Aizawa

See the full post

215 notes • Posted 2021-01-08 11:26:25 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

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I posted 609 times in 2021

38 posts created (6%)

571 posts reblogged (94%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 15.0 posts.

I added 132 tags in 2021

#sakura haruno - 26 posts

#haruno sakura - 20 posts

#haha - 16 posts

#kakashi hatake - 14 posts

#lol - 13 posts

#hatake kakashi - 12 posts

#itachi uchiha - 9 posts

#naruto fanfiction - 8 posts

#sasuke uchiha - 7 posts

#naruto fanfic - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 80 characters

#and kakashi starts sweating and is like ‘o-oh yeah. i have a uhh report. see ya’

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

New Story!

I started writing this fic a long time ago, but never tried posting it. I abandoned it for a while but I am BACK and we are revamping this story and posting it! You can find it here

I already have the first section out, the second one will be out on Saturday.

Preview:

Sakura then hobbled over to her bedroll and flopped down onto her stomach. She stretched out all her limbs as Kakashi dragged his bedroll closer to hers.

Sakura looked up. "What are you doing?" she asked.

"Moving my bedroll closer."

Sakura rolled her eyes. "No, duh. What I meant was why are you moving it closer."

Kakashi sat down right next to where she lay. "I thought that since it was cold out here, we should lay closer together to share body heat."

Also! The second chapter of Alstroemerias will be out tomorrow night!

13 notes • Posted 2021-06-30 05:57:49 GMT

#4

Alstroemerias Chapter 3!

Find it here!

Yes! I posted the third chapter. I got a little bit more explaining done in it, but it's only half as long as the others. Which is sad. But still!

Preview

"Does it hurt anywhere? I mean, I thought I did a good job healing your leg and your arm shouldn't hurt unless I did it wrong b-"

"I'm fine, Sakura." Itachi whispered, successfully cutting off her worried ranting. Sakura's face morphed into one of relief.

"That's good to hear. I assigned myself to be your personal medic." She paused. "Is it true that you have attempted to escape the hospital before?"

Itachi blanched. "So I was right!" Sakura laughed. "Well, if you try escaping this time, I will personally make sure that you will never try to leave again." She reached her hand up to caress his cheek, as if she had not just threatened him. "The receptionist cornered me earlier."

Thank you all so much for the support I have been getting on my stories. I appreciate it SO much. It means a lot.

13 notes • Posted 2021-07-08 03:51:30 GMT

#3

Oh wonderful mother of mine as she walks into my room: Are you okay? Why are you crying?

Me, visibly trying to stop the tears: The main character died (after the first main character was proclaimed dead) but he actually didn't so him and his lover can finally be together without any ties to other places or people.

I swear, my mom would probably think I'm insane. Anyways! I just needed to let everybody know of this amazing Naruto fanfiction I just read. For the second time. I swear, I'll probably end up reading it a third time.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2430922/1/Loophole is part one.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2925965/1/Genshi is part two.

READ.

15 notes • Posted 2021-07-30 05:14:06 GMT

#2

Hidden in the Mist Chap. 4

Heart-Stopping

I know, it's been forever. And I apologize.. I hope y'all enjoy this sadly too-short chapter.

Preview:

"Are you sure you're ready for that, girl?"

Sakura wanted to shout, 'No, not really.' but what came out was:

"Bring it on."

Zabuza laughed then, a deep, gravelly, kind of laugh, and reached for the sword on his back.

I'm going to die today, in this very spot.

Sakura's thoughts must have showed in her facial expressions, for her opponent was laughing harder.

IMPORTANT!

I have limited access to Tumblr, FF.Net, and AO3. My posting will be even more sporadic. I apologize for this, but there is nothing i can really do. I will do my best to update as regularly as I can.

15 notes • Posted 2021-11-02 15:06:43 GMT

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Alstroemerias

I have made a vow that I will not ramble on this post, so I am getting straight to the point. I have posted my first fanfic! You can find it on fanfiction.net and my username is RusBallerina. https://www.fanfiction.net/u/14820937/

Preview:

"I have wanted to meet you in person for a while now. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Uchiha Itachi."

Where had Sakura heard that first sentence before? Sakura pondered the man's name for a moment. "You're Sasuke-kun's brother, right?" The man nodded politely. "How may I help you Uchiha-san?"

"I came to take you to lunch." Itachi said. His face remained calm and expressionless, meanwhile Sakura was sputtering in confusion.

"Take me to lunch?" she asked incredulously. "For what reason?"

"I would like to get to know you." That phrase again. Where had she heard it before?

It's a really short first chapter, but I have the second one almost finished and it will be posted Wednesday!

15 notes • Posted 2021-06-28 14:41:12 GMT

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[ino-buta]

1 - 35 ANSWER ALL THE NARUTO ASKS, I BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THIS!

baby i been on this site since 2011 you think i havent been hit with a "answer all of them" before?

1) favorite village

Kumo for life negroes first!

2) favorite kage

Kakashi ig? ive never been too inv- OROCHIMARU OF OTOGAKURE

3) ANSWERED

4) favorite chunin exam fight

Besids Gaara and Lee (because, you know, goated fight), truly it is Shikamaru vs. Kin. I love it.

5) how would you have cheated during the chunin exams

I really think I would have did exactly what Naruto did. I'm very good at accepting reality with those kinds of things.

6) byakugan, sharingan, or rinnegan

Byakugan the only dojutsu i RESPECT

7) which battle was your favorite

You know what. Maybe Orochimaru vs. Hiruzen. Talk about setting stakes!

8) favorite female ninja’s outfit

you know what? I think, TenTen's shippuden outfit. It's really something I would wear. Practical and still cute!

9) favorite male ninja’s outfit

Kakashi sleeveless mock neck. next question.

10) ANSWERED

11) how would you wear your headband

I have thought about this and I think I'd just have it tied into a belt loop or something. Seems clunky I wouldn't wear it on my body

12) what would your ninjutsu be

hmmm idk exactly, but some kind of space-time manipulating one. im very good at time management and packing well :)

13) what ninjas would you want as your teammates

Either Kiba and Shino or Kiba and Chouji??? i dont really know...

14) which opening is your favorite

Opening 5 Seishun Kyousoukyoku! And then, one that is apparently hated by ALL, Namikaze Satellite (opening 7). And then Yura Yura. and Kanashimi wo Yasashisa Ni.

15) which closing is your favorite

RYUUSEI THAT SONG GOESSSSS. And then U Can Do It from Shippuden!

16) how long have you been into naruto

Since it aired on Toonami. I used to watch it with my older sister!

17) do you mostly watch or read naruto

I've only ever watched it and I've only ever watched part 1

18) favorite character

AAAHHHH INO, LEE, KIBA, DEIDARA, HINATA, KAKASHI, GAI, AAA, NARUTO!

19) least favorite character

somehow i almost want to say it isnt sasuke. im tempted to be like sakura but no....... it's,, idk!

20) do you own any naruto merch

yes lol when i graduated i made my family get me a jounin jacket so I could say I passed the chunin exams hahahaha. also an akatsuki fanny pack that someone gave me?!

21) in the akatsuki what color would you paint your nails

yellow!

22) who would you want your partner to be in the akatsuki

you know. i want to say Deidara but maybe - no yes. Deidara. i need the insanity. i need someone on my wavelength

23) have you ever played any of the naruto video games

NARUTO ULTIMATE NINJA STORM TRILOGY BUNDLE FOR 19.99 ON THE NINTENDO ESHOP

24) ANSWERED!

25) favorite clan

Kumo! Black Lives Matter!

26) favorite uchiha

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWUH??? NO!!!!!!!!

27) what animal would you summon

i like bats so a bat i guess? a giant one. that can RUN.

28) favorite filler episode

HINATA NAKED DANCING WATERFALL

29) favorite arc

Sasuke Retrieval Arc For The Win !

30) otp

huuuuuhhhh i mean i guess NaruHina.... anyway it’s actually KibaIno. And Rock Lee x My Naruto OC WAIT WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT!!! KAKAGAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31) ANSWERED

32) favorite non-human character

TonTon, play Bloody Stream. (Also Gamabunta and his extensive frog family. I fucks heavy with Bunta.)

33) favorite bijuu

what is a bijuu. oh fuck i already answered this and exposed myself for not actually know ing what a bij

34) favorite jinchuriki

BEE also twinkified fuckable sasuke. whats his name? utsutsu? ukatake? no wait thats the haikyuu ship. utatake? let me google this. UTAKATA. wait hold on i looked at him again hes ugly i take it back. Bee only.

KUSHINA

35) what ninja occupation would you choose

girl, ninja thottie

haha psych. im writing the erotic novel series that rivals jiraiya’s garbage and is gonna ruin his entire career with my new york times bestseller: honey i shrunk the tailed beast

[prince-everhard]

Prince’s Whumptober 2020 masterpost

Gonna have links, titles, summaries, and all that jazz under a readmore because i decided to really push myself and do all 31 prompts separately. Thank you to everyone who liked and reblogged my work; your support means the world to me and makes me want to keep writing! 

multiparters here have been listed in chronological order rather than posting order for ease of reading. 

FAHC

No 1. LET’S HANG OUT SOMETIME Waking Up Restrained | Shackled | Hanging

Title: another duck joins the flock Fandom: FAHC Character(s): Geoff, Michael Rating: T Warning(s): blood, handcuffs Wordcount: 728 Summary: Or how the Fakes gained their most famous muscle. [tidied up/expanded this never-to-be-posted fahc wip for whumptober]

Naruto

No 2. IN THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY “Pick Who Dies” | Collars | Kidnapped

Title: and the worst part of waiting is the anticipation Fandom: Naruto Character(s): Team 7 Rating: T Warning(s): blood, vomit Wordcount: 951 Summary: Team Seven gets captured. [part of the whumptober au]

No 3. MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY Manhandled | Forced to their Knees | Held at Gunpoint

Title: A Teaching Moment Fandom: Naruto Character(s): Sakura, Kabuto Rating: T Warning(s): none Wordcount: 498 Summary: Kabuto makes her an offer she can’t refuse. [part of the whumptober au]

No 29. I THINK I NEED A DOCTOR Intubation | Emergency Room | Reluctant Bedrest

Title: Graduation Fandom: Naruto Character(s): Sakura, Kabuto, Rating: T+? Warning(s): blood Wordcount: 835 Summary: Kabuto has one more test before Sakura can be considered a true medic-nin. [part of the whumptober au]

No 15. INTO THE UNKNOWN Possession | Magical Healing | Science Gone Wrong

Title: Arboreal Fandom: Naruto Character(s): Sakura Rating: T Warning(s): needles Wordcount: 803 Summary: It was only a matter of time before Sakura found something that could help her escape. [part of the whumptober au]

No 9. FOR THE GREATER GOOD “Take Me Instead” | “Run!” | Ritual Sacrifice

Title: no good deed goes unpunished Fandom: Naruto Character(s): Naruto, Teuchi, Kyuubi Rating: T Warning(s): violence against children Wordcount: 972 Summary: Something goes wrong on his seventh birthday. Naruto might never be the same again.

No 26. IF YOU THOUGHT THE HEAD TRAUMA WAS BAD… Migraine | Concussion | Blindness

Title: Degradation Fandom: Naruto Character(s): Kakashi, Sakura, Naruto Rating: T Warning(s): dismemberment ment Wordcount: 187 Summary: Kakashi knows that power comes with a price.

Dragon Age

No 6. PLEASE…. “Get it Out” | No More | “Stop, please”

Title: Like Dogs Fandom: Dragon Age Character(s): Female Tabris, Shianni, Soris, Nelaros Rating: M Warning(s): implied/offscreen rape, violence against women, blood Wordcount: 1640 Summary: It was supposed to be a good thing, getting married. It wasn’t. [this is really just a love letter to the origin that fucking shooketh me]

No 19. BROKEN HEARTS Grief | Mourning Loved One | Survivor’s Guilt

Title: all’s fair but war is not without casualties Fandom: Dragon Age Character(s)/Pairing(s): Female Cousland, Alistair; ex-Alistair/Warden Rating: T Warning(s): none Wordcount: 695 Summary: Ten years after the Blight ends, Elissa Cousland runs into someone she never thought she’d see again. It, uh, doesn’t go quite as planned. [mostly canon compliant; Loghain is spared and becomes a warden]

No 11. PSYCH 101 Defiance | Struggling | Crying

Title: Duty Fandom: Dragon Age Character(s): Female Cousland, Eleanor, Bryce Rating: T Warning(s): blood, betrayal, last stand Wordcount: 633 Summary: Even without interference, history marches on. A what-if scenario if Duncan wasn’t there to recruit the Cousland. [part of iron & ash]

No 23. WHAT’S A WHUMPEE GOTTA DO TO GET SOME SLEEP AROUND HERE? Exhaustion | Narcolepsy | Sleep Deprivation

Title: To Ostagar Fandom: Dragon Age Character(s): Female Cousland Rating: T Warning(s): none Wordcount: 545 Summary: Jasmine is determined to get vengeance for her family. [part of iron & ash]

No 14. IS SOMETHING BURNING? Branding | Heat Exhaustion | Fire

Title: Consequences Fandom: Dragon Age Character(s): Female Surana Rating: T Warning(s): none Wordcount: 368 Summary: Surana helps her best friend escape the Circle, and the consequences are more than she bargained for.

No 21. I DON’T FEEL SO WELL Chronic Pain | Hypothermia | Infection

Title: Corrupted Fandom: Dragon Age Character(s): Female Mahariel, Duncan Rating: Gen Warning(s): none Wordcount: 192 Summary: It’s a long journey from the Brecilian Forest to Ostagar for someone with blight sickness.

No 31. TODAY’S SPECIAL: TORTURE Experiment | Whipped | Left for Dead

Title: Big Sister Instinct Fandom: Dragon Age Character(s): Female Hawke, Unnamed Templars Rating: T Warning(s): torture, violence against women Wordcount: 325 Summary: Marian Hawke would rather die than betray her family. She might even just get the chance to do it.

Mass Effect

No 4. RUNNING OUT OF TIME Caged | Buried Alive | Collapsed Building

Title: never forget to bury your regret (before it buries you) Fandom: Mass Effect Character(s): Male Shepard, Human OC Rating: T Warning(s): cave-in, blood, character death Wordcount: 450 Summary: Survival training goes south in the ICT.

No 7. I’VE GOT YOU Support | Carrying | Enemy to Caretaker

Title: First Contact Fandom: Mass Effect Character(s): Turian OC, Human OC Rating: T Warning(s): injuries, broken bones, vomit, vehicular crash Wordcount: 1150 Summary: Decimus isn’t ready to die, but he’s especially not ready to die on a stupid scouting mission to a stupid alien colony. [set during the First Contact War; probably not canon-compliant but idgaf]

No 18. PANIC! AT THE DISCO Panic Attacks | Phobias | Paranoia

Title: what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger (and what does makes you scarred forever) Fandom: Mass Effect Character(s): Female Shepard, Edi, Tali’Zorah, Garrus Vakarian Rating: T Warning(s): panic attack, open space Wordcount: 662 Summary: Shepard isn’t afraid of getting spaced. No, really. [a closer look at the geth dreadnought mission]

No 28. SUCH WOW. MANY NORMAL. VERY OOPS. Accidents | Hunting Season | Mugged

Title: Torfan Fandom: Mass Effect Character(s): Female Shepard, Major Kyle Rating: T Warning(s): blood, guns, drugging Wordcount: 589 Summary: How the Butcher came to be.

No 25. I THINK I’LL JUST COLLAPSE RIGHT HERE, THANKS Disorientation | Blurred Vision | Ringing Ears

Title: Rest Fandom: Mass Effect Character(s)/Pairing(s): Female Shepard, Anderson; referenced Shepard/Vega Rating: T Warning(s): blood, character death Wordcount: 1018 Summary: A father-daughter moment after they open the arms of the Citadel. [part of Alder]

No 5. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING? On the Run | Failed Escape | Rescue

Title: they found you on the floor Fandom: Mass Effect Character(s): Female Shepard Rating: T Warning(s): alcohol, vomit, underage drinking Wordcount: 348 Summary: Like mother like daughter; Shepard deals with her trauma after Mindoir. [part of Gloria Shepard]

No 22. DO THESE TACOS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU? Poisoned | Drugged | Withdrawal

Title: there’s easier ways to die Fandom: Mass Effect Character(s): Female Shepard, Ashley Williams Rating: T Warning(s): DTs, vomit mention Wordcount: 368 Summary: Shepard takes a stand against her own demons. [part of Gloria Shepard]

No 17. I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING Blackmail | Dirty Secret | Wrongfully Accused

Title: you crawled up on your cross Fandom: Mass Effect Character(s): Female Shepard, Jacob Taylor Rating: T Warning(s): alcohol Wordcount: 645 Summary: Shepard gets a morale boost from a crewmate. [part of Gloria Shepard]

No 16. A TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY Forced to Beg | Hallucinations | Shoot the Hostage

Title: Cornered Fandom: Mass Effect Character(s): Garrus, Female Shepard Rating: T Warning(s): broken bones Wordcount: 1281 Summary: Garrus gets into some trouble. [part of the omega non-reaper au]

No 20. TOTO, I HAVE A FEELING WE’RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE Lost | Field Medicine | Medieval

Title: Ancient History Fandom: Mass Effect Character(s): Female Shepard, Garrus Rating: T Warning(s): injuries, death, self-destructive/suicidal actions Wordcount: 1223 Summary: Jane is an enigma and Garrus just wants to figure her out. [part of the omega non-reaper au]

No 8. WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO? “Don’t Say Goodbye” | Abandoned | Isolation

Title: After Fandom: Mass Effect Character(s): Garrus, Female Shepard Rating: T Warning(s): injuries, death Wordcount: 440 Summary: Jane comes for Garrus after the gangs’ assault. [part of the omega non-reaper au]

No 30. NOW WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? Wound Reveal | Ignoring an Injury | Internal Organ Injury

Title: Debt Fandom: Mass Effect Character(s)/Pairing(s): Garrus, Female Shepard, Mordin; mutual pining Shakarian Rating: T Warning(s): painkillers Wordcount: 590 Summary: After the gangs’ assault, Garrus overhears something. [part of the omega non-reaper au]

Undertale

No 13. BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT Delayed Drowning | Chemical Pneumonia | Oxygen Mask

Title: Drowning Fandom: Undertale Character(s): Toriel, Asgore Rating: T Warning(s): character death, child death Wordcount: 156 Summary: Asriel brought Chara home one last time.

[replacing no. 27] Alt 7. Found Family

Title: The Door Fandom: Undertale Character(s): Frisk, Papyrus, Sans Rating: Gen Warning(s): none Wordcount: 357 Summary: Just a little look at what could be a meeting with Gaster

Red vs Blue

No 12. I THINK I’VE BROKEN SOMETHING Broken Down | Broken Bones | Broken Trust

Title: Being a twin is a Hard Thing Fandom: Red vs Blue Character(s): South Dakota Rating: T Warning(s): psychological trauma Wordcount: 281 Summary: In the days before Wash finds them, South gets… introspective. [canon compliant? taken from a wip I was never going to finish so I fleshed it out for whumptober instead]

Original Fiction

No 10. THEY LOOK SO PRETTY WHEN THEY BLEED Blood Loss | Internal Bleeding | Trail of Blood

Title: please leave a message Rating: T Warning(s): blood Wordcount: 537 Summary: A detective’s work is never done. Antonia deals with the news that her most famous case’s subject is on the run again. [original fiction]

No 24. YOU’RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE Forced Mutism | Blindfolded | Sensory Deprivation

Title: Secondary Location Rating: Gen? Warning(s): kidnapping Wordcount: 143 Summary: Antonia wakes up on the wrong side of the city. [original fiction]

[spicyhokage]

Pending requests ✨

Hello lovelies! I saw @kunoichihatake do this on their blog so I thought it was a good idea and might help you guys know how many requests I have at the moment and what I’m working on.

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italics = I’m working on it 😌

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1. can I get some headcanons for being a civilian wife to sasuke, naruto, kakashi, and anyone else you want to write for? I love your work 🥺💕

2. Rock lee x reader where he finds out that she can use the eight inner gates while on a mission.

3. Can you do a Sasuke x reader # 38. Be prapared to add a cute emoji next to my name in your contacts list because you’re gonna love me.

4. Heyy! Hope you're good. Okay, Shikamaru x Reader please, where the reader is a Hyuga, maybe sister/sibling to Neji?, and they like to watch clouds together, the reader's been doing it since childhood to escape Hyuga dram and calm down. Maybe when they were kids, the reader asked Neji to teach her Shogi secretly, so she can surprise Shika. Now they're teenagers or adults, you choose. Can you do it please and thank you! Take care! :)

5. Hello there! Could you do #36 for Shikamaru and reader-kun with at least one of them trying an utterly failing to make a good first impression? Preferably platonic but compromising situations are entirely possible and welcome. Thank you for your consideration and time!

6. Hello! I don't quite know how backlogged you are by requests, but I hope you are willing to consider mine. Can you do a platonic story for #17 featuring long-time friends Kakashi and jonin reader-chan squabbling over who is going to be stuck with a mission/team 7/the one who has the more dangerous part in a prank/something suitably amusing? Thank you for your time!

7. Hello there! If at all possible, would you be willing to do a queer platonic relationship fic for reader-kun and Sasuke? I'm a sucker for stories about intimacy and cohabitation and helping each other heal, but the fandom is overrun with rabid shippers and it's sometimes hard to find stories that aren't immediately romantic. Thank you for your time and consideration!

8. hi, hi, hi, so glad to see your request box open! can i request some /strong and effective/ smut for neji? ur most potent batch pls (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵) i love a good man who can PUT ME in mY PLACE ✨ for this one, maybe fem s/o gets him drinking 👀 contrary to what reader expects, maybe he gets very, very dom (in private) and very handys under the table 👀 maybe we see some aggressiveness and lots of teasing 👀 thank u much 💕

9. If you feel like it can you write 3, 43, 65, 75 promts for Neji Hyuga x reader? Thaaaank you, bye! ^-^

10. Heyyy I can totally see 26 from the prompt list with Neji😂✨

11. can i request minato x tomboy wife hc? she's not only tomboy in her personality, but her appearance too (short hair, pants and t-shirt) thank you 😁

12. Hii, some headcannons for Kakashi, Naruto, and Shikamaru where their s/o has trouble sleeping/insomnia would be super cool 👉👈🥺 fluff me up pls

13. Prompt #69 w Yamato? 😜

14. hello i just wanted to say i love your writing and since your requests are open i was wondering if you do dating headcannons w/shikamaru 🥺🥺thank uuu 🥺🥺🤍

15. Hey ummm so i was looking for authors accepting requests and i stumbled upon your account and i was wondering if you'd be willing to write a smut scenario with kakashi, iruka and the reader? If not, I'm so sorry to bother you and i hope you have a good day :))

16. I saw your thigh riding Naruto headcannon and 🥴 I was wondering if you could do one for my man Kakashi 👉👈 ty ily

[depressedkakashihatake]

Thank you @oh-my-hashirama !!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Nickname: My name is my name. Never really had a nickname. not one i like and keep at least

2) Gender: What is this gender you speak of? Non Binary XD but very masculine

3) Star sign: Cancer

4) Height: 5′4″ ???

5) Time: 10:45 am

6) Birthday: July

7) Favorite bands: Uhh....Spice girls??? I legit never remmember a specific band.... 

8) Favorite solo artists: Johnny Reid and Reba (i was raised in Alberta on country music forgive me)

9) Song stuck in my head right now: My head is an empty wasteland of nothing but Au’s and headcannons....

10) Last movie i watched: I watched nightmare before christmas last night which is what i think a lot of people watched lol

11) Last show i watched: Babar....

12) When did I create my blog: 2014?

13) Things I post/reblog: Alternet realities, Headcannons, roleplays, a lot about my favorite sad boy

14) Last thing I googled: Uhhh i think i googled a shiny pokemon cuz i was playing pokemon sword and shield doing the raid dens and needed to know if a pokemon i had caught was shiny (it was)

15) Other blogs: I have a Nick fury headcannon blog but i haven’t touched that in so long and i feel like shit because of it but my MCU muse just got obliterated by the MCU story lines

16) Do I get asks: Everyday XD i have so much catching up to do

17) Why I chose my url: Before this URL i had it as ‘DepressedLeonardMcCoy’ and then i got back into Naruto and decided i wanted a Kakashi blog and the depressed part of my name still worked

18) Following: 649

19) Followers: 1046 ridiculous people who seem to enjoy the stuff i post XD

20) Average hours of sleep: uhhh 6-8? depending on the child

21) Lucky number: My lucky number is the age of my nephew so it changes every year

22) Instruments: Claranet

23) What I’m wearing: Black dress pants and a blue shirt/sweater

24) Dream job: Professor

25) Dream trip: Uhhh so this is a bit hard cuz i’ve been to some places i’ve wanted to go already but one place i have yet to go to is Egypt. Which is shitty cuz i lived right beside it for two years and couldn’t go :(

26) Favorite food: Sushi

27) Nationality: Canadian

28) Favorite song right now: You still own me by Johnny Reid

29) Last book I read: My textbook XD 

30) Top Three Ideal Fictional Universe: Naruto, Star Trek and Pokemon

Tagging: Whoever wants to do this lol