#in parkour civilization nobody jumps for the beef

[maigetheplatypus57]

Mom: hey we're going to a place with really good wagyu so make sure you choose beef

Me, internally: in parkour civilization nobody ever chooses the beef, its much easier to jump for the-

[your-grimm-reminder]

In parkour civilization, no one is straight.

[miracleghast]

mcyt fandom so deprived rn that we stanning parkour civilization now, iconic truly, anyways evbo is the gen alpha’s tommyinnit send post

[modpuffythefluffyowo]

MEME TIME!!

In PaRkOuR CiViLiZaTiOn nobody jumps for the beef...

[too-queer-for-school]

So was anyone gonna tell me yaoi civilization existed or was I just supposed to find this out myself

[lizzygabitty]

Parkour Civilization my beloved ✨

[spiderflutterbat]

EVBO GSHDHSGJAJS

[miles-is-weird]

PARKOUR

This shit was actually fire 🔥🔥 loved it so much you should totally watch it if you haven’t already :3

Don’t mind how messy it is, it was like 3 in the morning when I drew it and I didn’t want to do lineart :P

[waspsinyouryard]

Here in Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef.

I watched it—the first parkour civilization movie thing at least—and it is still so confusing. I can't wrap my head around it.

There's a sort of glass-chewing "I have Fundamentally Changed as A Person" emotional intensity I can feel, but I can't identify what emotion(s) of mine are affected by it. It's like one of those drinks that somehow have a very strong taste of nothing. I don't know.

[thenamefluidcollective]

Do You Jump For Chicken Or Beef?

*sigh* Chicken...

[chamoemileclown]

What’s parkour civilization? I feel like I’ve never heard it before this week, but everyone’s making art of it rn. Did I miss something???

Parkour Civilization or pkc is something that gained a lot of traction on twitter sometime around the end of last week (maybe like october 2nd or 3rd i’d like to say) and it’s sort of spreading to here so here’s a really quick run down on pkc and some discussion on why its super popular all of a sudden. vv

Parkour Civilization is a series of minecraft roleplay videos by Youtuber @/Evbo that were originally released in 10-15 minute segments but later compiled as longer videos on his channel.

The series is about Evbo living in a world where everything he has to do is parkour related. If he wants a house he has to do parkour tricks, if he wants food he has to jump for it, if he wants to better his life and level up from a parkour noob to a parkour pro he has to do a parkour course. To add some risk it all happens over the void so there’s always some risk Evbo could fall and die at any time.

It’s not crazy special story wise and the series doesn’t treat itself seriously. It knows it’s a silly premise and I think that’s why a lot of people like it. I’m sick right now and I watched it because it was something fun to watch while I couldn’t do much else and by not being too serious it made me not expect certain things from it. If any of this sounds interesting id recommend giving it a watch.

I think it blew up like it did because of the intro of the first episode was a good hook for what pkc is. Evbo is given a choice between a hard parkour jump for some raw beef or an easy jump for raw chicken. Evbo goes on to say nobody jumps for the beef because it’s really not worth the risk and then watches his one remaining neighbor jump for it and fail, jumping into the void.

It right off the bat introduces you to the world and its mechanics and sets up a silly tone. It’s a format people can easily apply to a bunch of different memes/ their favorite media. It’s something you can easily reference and even if you don’t know the source material you can understand the concept.

pkc had viewers even before it blew up but a lot of the memes drew in new viewers which spawned in fanart which brings in even more viewers and that’s why it may seem like it came out of the blue.

I’m sort of hoping this is the new wave of minecraft content since we really haven’t had anything like this since 2020 and I think we’re overdue for a new era. A lot of people (including myself) thought this would come with the qsmp last year but I think it’s good that we’re getting some fresh faces in the mcyt ecosystem.

Here’s Evbo’s channel if you are interested, he’s currently working on a pvp civilization series which i haven’t really checked out yet but I hope to see more cool stuff out of him.

[iluvvaporeon]

here in parkour civilization nobody chooses to jump for the beef

drew evbo from memory in first pd so he might look a bit off

[tooies]

all of these parkour civilization jokes are so dumb now that i've found out that the "jump for the beef" is literally 1 fucking block up. second easiest jump in the world aside from the jump for the chicken which is just 1 block but level. why is nobody going for the beef it's so fucking easy come on you don't even need to sprint

[plutooonium]

i was an original member of the parkour civilization fandom. i watched the original movie TEN MONTHS AGO ON NEW YEARS EVE. AND NOW ALL THESE NEWGEN SARE COMING IN WITH THEIR "NOBODY CHOOSES TO JUMP FOR THE BEEF "BULLSHIT.. YOU DONT KNO.W. YOU DON'T EVEM KNOW WHAT I HAD TO ENDURE

[greenscreen-dress]

Alright I'm watching the thing and wwow ok you just get thrown directly into it, huh.

12 seconds in and they said the thing, I thought "In parkour civilization, nobody jumps for the beef" would be, like. A major dramatic plot point half an hour in. Not the first brick of this video's lore pyramid. Fun!

Makes sense that a video about parkour would just jump right into it, I suppose.

[ralseienjoyer67]

"in parkour c-civilization, nobody jumps f-for the b-beef.."

Ok but seriously why did I cook on a minecraft parkour civilization shitpost of all things