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posting because i want to, not bc i feel like i should for once..!!!! ive actually been having more fun drawing for once .,., ermmm… hopefully this doesnt make me feel upset after posting this or ill freaking end it all oh my glosh

(i got this one off my insta cuz my old phone broke and i dont have any of my old photos and im too lazy to take a new pic)

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12:15pm where I live and we already started prepping the Christmas dinner, being latino is not for the weak :')

BUT after this I get to doll myself up and eat tamales until I pass out

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sometimes dan and phil say shit in their videos and all i can think is, damn if i had written this in a fanfic 10 years ago i would've been bullied for writing unrealistic dialogue

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IN A TRANSITIONAL PERIOD OF MY LIFE…

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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

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why are dan and phil doing this to me personally i did not need to know any of this. praying for the phivorce.

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Currently on the bus home and a group of high-school age kiddos came in as I put my playlist on shuffle.

One of them tumbled down when the bus accelerated onto my seat, he proceeded to say "sorry ma'am" I WANNA SCREAM I AM ONLY 21 WTFFFFF

Next song blasting in my earbuds? Teenagers. Whoever is in charge of directing my life is having too much fun.

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this just keeps getting funnier

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... real.

i cant kill myself ive got my chemical romance in 8 months

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depression so bad this mf is writting a comic.

(it's me, i'm that mf)

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its always "pissing me off" and never "pooping me off". Now why is that?

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Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

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i've decided to start posting some of my art in here bc most of my drawings are rotting away in sketchbooks that i'm gonna leave behind someday so...

(!!!!!Trigger warning for ilustrated gore/blood!!!!!)

(I never decided on how to finish the rest of the text just ignore that)

"take this body as a relic to be canonized"

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I'm this 🤏 close to putting on the onesie, some cool mom sunglasses and head out to my nearest Starbucks to finally live out my emo dreams lmaooo

also, my mom says hi to you too~

Atp I think mom is secretly trying to turn me into gerard way, so far she has:

☆ Singed me up for vocal and choir lessons

☆ Encouraged me in my shitty art AND paid for large amounts of supplies

☆ Handed me down all her cool mom sunnies from the 2000's

☆ Randomly gifted me a guitar??? to "write her a little tune for her birthday"????

☆ Let me dye my hair but only jet black or blood red. She has, so far, said no to any other color.

☆ Let me smoke???? girl?????

☆ Taught me how to do eyeliner without a mirror (a trick from her disco queen era, I suppose)

☆ Gifted me a clown-white powder "for your funny makeups" out of the blue. I rarely do creative makeup.

☆ I repeat, this woman had me in ANY extracurricular that had something to do with music or plastic arts since I have memory.

The cherry on top was today when sHE PULLED UP A SKELETON ONESIE AND GAVE IT TO ME FOR $FREE.99 BC SHE THINKS I LOOK COOL IN IT.

I fucking love her so much you have no idea ♡

(btw she has absolutely no idea who Gee is aside from "he's in a band my child likes" which makes this all the more hilarious.)

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Atp I think mom is secretly trying to turn me into gerard way, so far she has:

☆ Singed me up for vocal and choir lessons

☆ Encouraged me in my shitty art AND paid for large amounts of supplies

☆ Handed me down all her cool mom sunnies from the 2000's

☆ Randomly gifted me a guitar??? to "write her a little tune for her birthday"????

☆ Let me dye my hair but only jet black or blood red. She has, so far, said no to any other color.

☆ Let me smoke???? girl?????

☆ Taught me how to do eyeliner without a mirror (a trick from her disco queen era, I suppose)

☆ Gifted me a clown-white powder "for your funny makeups" out of the blue. I rarely do creative makeup.

☆ I repeat, this woman had me in ANY extracurricular that had something to do with music or plastic arts since I have memory.

The cherry on top was today when sHE PULLED UP A SKELETON ONESIE AND GAVE IT TO ME FOR $FREE.99 BC SHE THINKS I LOOK COOL IN IT.

I fucking love her so much you have no idea ♡

(btw she has absolutely no idea who Gee is aside from "he's in a band my child likes" which makes this all the more hilarious.)

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idk man my take on it is crab raving peoples death is reserved for war criminals, not a clearly unwell drummer whose biggest crime is being a profound asshole. killing your compassion is not gonna save you its just gonna make things shittier.