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babygirl i will subject you to my interests

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if emilia perez has a million haters, then i’m one of them. if emilia perez has one hater, then i’m that one. if there are no more emilia perez haters, it means i am dead.

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Just in case you want to have a good laugh at the french, specifically because they suck at representing other cultures in movies (emilia perez i'm looking RIGHT at you) then let me present to you:

🥖🥐🎭JOHANNE SACREBLU!🎭🥐🥖

This magical little short was written, produced and filmed in only 5 days with help from donations, it was made as a clapback at the people who made that garbage movie who is now loosing their nominations to the oscars, and honestly its just very funny, watch it!

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do you have the horse running around gif

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Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

follow for more tits

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I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road

The only road that I have ever known

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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

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when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.

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I may never become a parental figure to an actual human baby but MAN the feels i went through a couple hours ago when i frantically googled what was wrong with my hamster and how tp fix it asap bc he was squeaking so much out of nowhere only to find out they were happy squeaks :')

My precious babyboy is happy, he is flourishing, he trusts me. I love him so much.

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[gordon ramsey in the russian sleep experiment facility] fuck me that's frightening. jesus christ. theyre eating their own flesh. can't blame them i suppose considering the food they serve here

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Is Greg House a sociopath or does he act like a jerk as a result of his pain and to cope with being surrounded by death?

I'm gonna be honest, I never watched House except for the episode with Lin Manuel Miranda in it which I happened to catch on TV once.

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all porn online is basal and revolting so ive started jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol

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There's a fine line between letting go of your fear of being cringe and accepting your genuine self completely and wholeheartedly, and becoming a completely unhinged shameless gross little feral animal, and I'm going to snort it.

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t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

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So, i was watching twin peaks (as you do when insanely depressed as i am) and at some point Cheif Gordon says "Fix your hearts or die!" which sounded familiar because i was very much obsessed with Foundations Of Decay for a while and... huh. Considering the political climate and the fact that that specific sentence can be used as a response to general fascism and bigotry AND the very obvious theme for the long live the black parade tour that's... oddly fitting. I'm just making tinfoil hats over here don't mind me.

Anyways, I'm pretty sure someone more intelligent than me can connect those two dots beyond my ramblings and maybe come up with some cool mcr5 theories or something.

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you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

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mcr5 comes out when I come out

gerard way is this you