#in kayfabe obviously

[fraxioms]

axiom just told him “i’d do anything for you.” and nathan realized he’s gay in real time

[queenielacy]

I still don’t understand why Seth is so angry. The explanation provided does not explain this level of anger. I hope he provides more insight because he’s just coming across as a jealous ex who’s mad his ex lived a little and had fun after the breakup.

[nextstopwonderland]

Nah but if my fantasy want of Danny being the first person to confront Yuta really does come true, especially with Yuta conflicted/literally pushing his teammates away, imma die

Danny and yuta, forever intertwined bc they love Bryan yet never standing together

[banannabethchase]

I like to think that, from time to time, Mox picks up Nora, looks her dead in the eyes, and says, "Do you need me to quit wrestling?"

He doesn't want to become Bryan, but he knows if his kid asks he would.

[preservationofnormalcy]

Norm here, everyone!

So, you may have heard some rumors about our visitor from Hexenwerk, Königsratte. It is true he's in serious medical condition - our staff experienced in parafictional individuals are working around the clock to keep him stable and find treatment.

That leads me to the reason for this posting - we're looking for help. We think we can treat Königsratte, but we need nutcrackers. Yes! Those decorations you all have. If you're in the area, physical donations are great*, but we're taking photos and artwork.

The key here is a story. See, Königsratte is from a story. We think that if we can support his story with our own, your own, we can help stabilize him again. Do you have a nutcracker that's been in your family? Did you see one at the store you jived with? Designing one in your sketchbook? We want to see it! Your submission could be the key to saving our visitor.

I've been authorized to treat this as a giveaway. If you're in North America, detail in your submission that you'd like to enter the giveaway, and after this is all over I'll contact one lucky winner for a free poster from our gift shop!

Our submission forms are all open, and all other social media output will be paused for the next little while. MISSI is here helping collect and collate all the submissions.

Thank you all for your help. We can't do this without you.

[fantasyismyonlyrealescape]

Okay, so I might get heat for this but honestly, so be it.

I do not like the decision of taking the belt off of Jey. First off, it's way too soon. Second, it makes everything so much more predictable.

But that's the part that I'm not as mad about.

What I am ticked about is how they went about it and what is inevitability going to come because of it.

They are going to have Jey go back to his family and that's fine by me. But the way they are going about it is wrong. Jey is going to go back to his family now bent on getting revenge over Solo and the new Bloodline because of their role in having him lose his first single's title.

But he's going to need help in that fight and therefore he is going to have to reunite with Jimmy and Roman. To see the Uso's back together is going to be incredible, but I don't like the concept of Jey going back to them right now. I think he feels like he doesn't have a choice. He can't fight the new Bloodline on his own, but he wants revenge. So, he has to go back to Jimmy and Roman.

He had just become a single's champion. He had left the Bloodline in order to become a new man. He had left a Bloodline whose head had manipulated and abused him physically, mentally, psychologically and emotionally for years.

Are they seriously going to have him go back to them without so much as an apology? In my opinion, Jimmy and Roman both need to do a whole heck of a lot better than just an apology to Jey.

I don't like the message WWE is sending with this move.

They won't let male wrestlers fight back if a female wrestler hits them because of the implication of domestic violence.

But they will allow a man to go back to a cousin who has manipulated and controlled his life for years.

You have to do better than that, WWE.

[cephalopodsquad]

so... bare with me and put on your tinfoil hats, but im having thoughts about swerve strickland, death and resurrection, the supernatural, and hangman adam page.

so as we all know, swerve at wembley was in a coffin match and IN KAYFABE was stuck in the coffin for 2 weeks.

(this gifset is by bloodycowboyclub)

so... what if he wasnt stuck? but was actually dead and buried?

what if swerve came back... not necessarily wrong, as he was already ruthless before (i mean, look at the nick wayne attack spot. that was brutal)... but instead came back different? almost... inhuman? came back with an unsettling smile, with even less regard for human life?

(bloodycowboyclub again)

his eye makeup is getting darker every single week, almost like hollywood rotting zombie makeup, or showing that he himself is getting darker. same with his gear, focusing on reds and blacks (and gray fur coats ofc) instead of colors.

he hasnt slept since August? since the coffin match?

my favorite though, is how he knows how to get under hangman's skin. yes yes, going to his home. the drawing from his child. but also every word swerve says in the ring to page. his body language.

(original gifs by firstmix)

he knows exactly what to say and what to do to make hangman angry. angry enough to draw blood. angry enough to drink it.

and then there was last night's promo. I'm still thinking about it.

“If God opened up the clouds above us and challenged everyone on earth, I believe Hangman could beat Him….. But he still couldn’t beat me”

implying that Swerve is not of this earth like hangman or anyone He would challenge. but isnt capital g God either - instead something different. something stronger.

swerve was in a coffin for two weeks. he hasnt slept well since then. his makeup and gear has gotten darker. he has gotten bloodier in the ring, and has targeted hangman, easily getting under his skin.

(bloodycowboyclub once again)

i wonder, if when hangman shouted the above words at swerve, if he knew just how right he really was.

[blujayonthewing]

melliwyk lived in her house for over a decade, and it was The Haunted House before she moved in and lived there as a largely reclusive wizard, making it The Haunted House (they say a witch lives there!), and one of the most fun routine-breakers in her life was when kids and teens would brave the trek through the woods to dare each other to knock on her door, which she always rewarded with Haunted House theatrics

[maggotwithanf]

already missing the wastes :'))

do i make a WW sideblog or blog about it here???? ahdkjahd??

[turtlemagnum]

nintendo characters and if i think they're going to hell: a noncomplete list.

donkey kong: DEFINITELY going to hell, he's a sinner and will burn for all eternity !

mario: genuinely a good guy, he gets into heaven in spite of the fact he's italian

princess peach: she's going to purgatory because she's a monarch and therefore has a corrupt soul but she makes me good cakes so she gets lenience

luigi: going to hell because he's gay

link: he would go to hell for being gay, but instead he's cursed to reincarnate every time hyrule needs him. truly hell would be a mercy....

zelda: same as link

bowser and ganondorf: putting these together because much like the prince of darkness himself, hell is wherever they go, they bring hell with them

samus aran: going to hell for being an atheist and also gay and trans and also blowing up planets. i actually like those things about her but i'm not god yet so i have no say in the matter

star fox characters: i haven't played star fox but they're all like military guys so they're probably not going to heaven. i once heard somebody claiming to be a marine say in a youtube comments section "when marines die, they regroup down in hell", so i'll take that guy's word for it! falco lombardi is also gay for fox but that's not the most relevant thing on earth

pikachu: he gets into heaven or i cry for all eternity

yoshi: he also gets into heaven despite his portrayal in super smash bro;s

kirby: kirby will never die so he's never gonna go to heaven, but if he was mortal he'd get into its highest tier for he has never known sin

captain falcon: look at that man and tell me he's straight. damnation !

lil' mac: mac is getting into heaven on account of the fact that he beat the shit out of a woman abusing predator (mike tyson)

jesus from the unlicensed port of the king james bible to the original gameboy: he's already in heaven i think. i don't know if it's the same jesus though

[oplishin]

Anytime Cody and Seth mention each other in interviews I go a little insane because Cody’s always like “I don’t like Seth BUT I respect him so much top 3 current wrestlers for sure but I don’t think he likes me or that we’ll ever be friends :( BUT he got me a birthday cake!!! Have no doubts tho our rivalry is real and true >:((( he’s also MVP of the year”

and meanwhile Seth’s like “oh you’re gonna ask me about Cody again? Yeah he did tear his pec that one time. Anyway”

[yellbug]

OH NO !!! the beast has been stabbed in the guts by a sword and yet does not die!!!! we're fucked !!!!!!

[otsukare-katsukare]

getting dragged ass-backwards into a new obsession is always such a trip cause for me there’s no consistency in quality or sophistication no matter what’s gone before. if the vibes are right and i can physically feel the thing filling out the little holes in my head and supplying energy to my blood then that is it, over for me. and when that thing is succession or the beatles it’s like being in a power couple, like i can say all the hyperbole i feel and it doesn’t feel stupid because the world at large agrees, and i know that i’ve dedicated my energy to something genuinely great. sure i have to affect some dumbassery to be like ‘my brain has been colonised by a tv show’, but at least it’s a tv show that has been compared countless times to shakespeare, you know. but then when it’s the gay pirate show or, wrestling, and it’s exactly the same emotional process, there’s a bit of my brain now constantly going omg stop stopppp this is dumb it’s not that good it’s not that deeep. but that doesn’t make a difference cause i’m still spending all those hours in the evening burying myself in the videos and the fic and the online community like a mouse that’s discovered a new kind of cheese and cannot get enough. or a new drug maybe. and when i walk around with the fresh obsession in my head it’s like the honeymoon phase in a crush with the sky looking just a bit bluer. like there’s really no feeling quite like it for me, and even knowing all the negatives associated with it (procrastination devastation, bad sleep schedule, annoying my friends for the next months-years) i just cannot fight the sheer giddy joy of wrapping myself up in a new obsession once i know it’s hit. and the absurdity of that process happening to me pretty much consistently every few months since i was eleven is really apparent when the thing i am wrapping myself up in is not kendall roy, top character of all time, and all the genuinely high quality fanfic succession seems to inspire, but undisputed tag team champions sami zayn and kevin owens.

tl;dr: “good for you or sorry that happened”

[timeisacephalopod]

Anti kink people are so funny because they clearly don't know the difference between playing at a scenario and like, doing a crime so they sound like they'd genuinely argue for actors who play serial killers in movies to be arrested because they're mass murderers for pretending to kill people. And also seem to think vanilla monogamous relationships cause absolutely zero harm at all to women, because none of these people seem to care if men are abused in kink dynamics, because I guess monogamy and Good Christian Sex solves everything they think is wrong with kink despite all the problems they have with kink being much more present in non kinky peoples lives because most people are not engaging in extreme kink scenarios. And if your solution doesn't actually solve the problem you claim it does then all you're doing is policing how people consensually fuck and that's dumb as hell.

[jupiterjunebug]

giving myself dissonance bc many members of the cast in Tool Academy are members of the gay community, like, openly. and some of them are gay in a way that theyre like. Gay Community gay. so ill type them saying something and cringe like nooooo matt menard cant talk like that. but in this universe hes been with a MAN for like 20 yrs he can make observations about gay men if he wants to!

[whysamwhy123]

Baseless speculation time, and maybe this is just me desperately trying to find some kind of logical explanation for Tony's trademark hazy booking, but I wonder if Ruby's preggers, and that's why they've suddenly pivoted away from the obvious mixed tag match to it being more about Angelo and Saraya's brother?