#in his rat era

[puryartist]

if Hans had a chance to return in frozen 3 I hope everything about him screams that unemployed friend at 2pm

[sparsilees]

it’s so very amusing how sirius hardly ever calls remus by his first name in the books, was described as a wizard wonderkid during his years at hogwarts, has a de haut en bas demeanour, is not only one of the tallest males in harry’s life but also one of the most attractive—embodying qualities that make him a striking presence—but some of you dislike him so intensely that in your quest to spite the books you strip away his most defining traits, resulting in a drastically altered version of sirius orion black.

a reimagined character who’s tragically dependent on remus, possessing little agency on his own. and instead of the impressive and haughty wizard he’s meant to be, this wannabe is so dramatic and whiny it’s a surprise walburga herself didn’t cast him out on his ear earlier; is a pantywaist who carries smelling salts and a step stool in his pocket; and needs someone to read his letters for him.

listen, here’s an idea: if you can’t tolerate canon sirius black’s chaotic complexity and have to reinvent and obscure the true essence of his character, maybe... maybe sod off to another book series or, better yet, write an original saga with original characters.

because their names are established in canon. the black family tree is canon. the black naming traditions are included in the same canon. the marauders’ nicknames and family names are also part of that canon. sirius’ role and capacity as harry’s godfather is canon. you want to reject canon so bad why retain these particular elements?

feel free to make up your own original merry band of angsty, dramatic, and doomed magical friends instead, complete with original lore and names. don’t resort to identity theft and masquerade a chinless wonder as sirius orion black. or james potter, for that matter. and don’t do charity by bestowing the best of sirius and his godfather role to remus, as if he couldn’t be arsed to keep in touch with harry post-poa or didn’t abandon his own son. he’s not ‘good parent’ material.

your bastardized sirius would’ve died a week into his stint at azkaban and his corpse gone unnoticed for a year, what a fucking loser.

[guess-i-do-art]

People actually like my Dracula AU?? What??

Have a silly doodle I made :) vampire Jonathan doesn’t believe in gravity

He’d probably somehow sneak into Mina’s house after learning she followed Dracula back to Transylvania. Absolutely no warning… he just appears™️

[juniorlore]

peter is a one for all kind of friend

drop a fork accidentally and get made fun of?? he'll pick it up for you and ramble on about how hes clumsy too, to save you the embarrassment

struggling with homework?? he'll go on about how hes really bad at homework too and offer to join a study group together

he makes himself the butt of the joke and puts himself down to make his friends feel better. not to mention hes really good at covering for people.

[thegothicsainteloiser]

🕸️The Damned and their nun backup dancers 1982🕸️

📸: some by Spencer Conquest, other Photographer(s) unknown.

[erectomyjunko]

I cannot and will not get over Peter pettigrew.

[enbysiriusblack]

peter so just sits on james, sirius, and remus' shoulders/head all the time in his rat form. also naps in their pockets during boring classes. tries to scare mary who's terrified of rats. tries to avoid lily who'd try to keep him as a pet cause she loves rats.

[glowsticcc]

last night i remembered when origins!philza crash landed in rats smp and he and karacorvus were just crows wandering around with the rats and he saw the (human) mom and got a crush on her bc she was voiced by kristin :)

[all-pacas]

It’s bad enough that screw-ups cost lives. Now that we’ve got Vogler, screw-ups cost jobs. I want Chase scared. I want him doing everything he can to protect his job.

(chase's total lack of fashion sense in each episode: control)

[channelslam]

tbh carlos being n3 makes sense... people love to hyperfixate on the 2 slams but 1) he missed out on 3 masters due to injury & olympics 2) he had early exits in 2 ATP 500s 3) he didn't reach a masters SF outside of IW

like idk it annoys me when people act willfully obtuse and complain about the ranking system when it's a metric of its own and rightfully rewards year-round consistency above all. a slam is a slam, just like a n1 ranking is a n1 ranking. we're free to debate on which one is more "important" i guess but to imply one necessitates the other is weird lol

[sixtiesgogobootz]

the rat catcher (2023) dir. wes anderson

[the-fandom-queenxox]

The gods have given the silliest rats smp dream to their silliest soldier yet again (<me!)

So in my dream a new mini event was happening in the server, which was just Acho joining the server lol. Acho was trapped in a cage or something and the other rats were trying to save him but when they reached him there was 2 Acho's in the cage, or more so both season 1 Acho and season 2 Acho were there.

Like they were different characters but they were both still played by the same cc. Which sound weird in concept (cause it is) but the chats from my dream were loving it so you can't really argue further then that

[rubbish78]

Frank Iero being a stage hazard live at Projekt Revolution in Shoreline, CA on 07/29/2007 (x)

[bleeding-hart]

some sketches

based on @theicarusconstellation's writing

I keep thinking of details I left out and stuff I need to fix but if I let myself do that I'm going to go insane so we're leaving it at this

Also some Sirius because they're a fucking king and we love them (I very strongly hc them as genderqueer and using any pronouns, but specifically he/they/she/it)

The dress was a bit of a failure but hey it looks like fabric at least I think maybe

[accio-sriracha]

Marauders the day Peter finally transforms:

~~~♤~~~

Peter: *is the last to change and is so excited for it, wondering which animal he'll be and expecting something like a cat*

Also Peter: *morphs into a literal rat*

Sirius: *already on the floor laughing* OH MY GOD!

James: *holding back tears* I'm gonna tell him.

Remus: Don't you dare.

~~~♤~~~

[urdnot]

no context watched the IWTV season finale and based on what i knew by osmosis had a vision