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So this happened.
I'm Wolfwood, @davidkage is Vash, and my sister is Meryl.
#Krazy Cosplays#siouxpercon#siouxpercon 2024#trigun#trigun stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#vash the stampede#meryl stryfe#trigun cosplay#the Punisher weighs 30 pounds#and my arm hurts after carrying it around all day#and yes I proposed to Vash with a Ring Pop#in front of a trash can#and the bathroom#because of course I did#I still can't believe we won like omg
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so there's a reason my new job got back to me so quickly about my application and that's bc it's an absolute fucking shambles like actually perfect timing for me to decide to rewatch the bear bc i have never more felt like ive been thrown into a broke on-its-knees establishment trying to crawl its way up the ladder where i am somehow a godsend to them. my old job was crazy and shambolic in the sense that the industry is just Like That but this one?????? insanity. every 5 mins i am questioning what im doing with my life. ive already had a walk-in fridge moment
#so i explained before that there's 3 venues and on my very first shift they had me doing the restaurant venue for 2 hours#which was FINE like i was a bit cautious bc my manager is VERY stressed all the time and the place generally feels like it's falling apart#not the building itself just. the way it's run like it's just got new owners and the previous manager apparently#EMPTIED THE TILLS AND TRASHED THE PLACE like cost them THOUSANDS of pounds and on top of that#there was beef with the head chef and the new owners that meant he left and took the ENTIRE BACK OF HOUSE WITH HIM#THERE ARE NO KITCHEN STAFF ATM. I HAVE TO LIE AND TELL CUSTOMERS WE DONT HAVE FOOD ATM BC OF 'REFURBISHMENT'#WHEN IN ACTUALITY THE /RESTAURANT/ DOESNT HAVE CHEFS. DO YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY THAT IS#and then the front of house staff are very lacking aside maybe 2 people we're ALL NEW and all of them EXCEPT ME#LIKE LITERALLY JUST ME IM THE ONLY EXCEPTION. ALL OF THEM ARE UNTRAINED#so when i applied with bar training coffee training and very solid waitressing skills they genuinely treated me like a saviour#like i am FENDING off shifts tbh im in a v good position bc they need me too much to get shitty w me if i refuse hours but i can literally#have as many as i want bc they will just give me them. like they're obsessed w me im rota'd for over 60 hours this week#but anyway that very first shift after 2 hours in the restaurant i then walked to the mini golf venue on the OTHER SIDE OF TOWN#and my manager stayed for 30 MINUTES. IF THAT. and showed me around the place + how to close THEN LEFT ME THERE#FIRST DAY HE GAVE ME THE KEYS AND LEFT ME TO RUN AN ENTIRE VENUE. IT'S NOT SMALL EITHER IT'S A WHOLE BAR#AND I HAD TO CLOSE ON MY OWN TOO and ironically the shift itself went rlly well like it was so chill#it was kinda boring but honestly i kinda rated it it's v easy money and the close went perfectly nothing cropped up that i was unsure about#and then. AND THEN. i havent even ranted to my mutuals about this yet bc i was acc so horrified by it but i locked the front doors#and went to lock the gate AND THE KEY GOT STUCK IN THE LOCK. WOULD NOT COME OUT. HELLA VS KEYS ROUND 3927593#my mum even showed up and tried to help me wrestle this thing out i called my manager and he literally told me to just snap it#bc he'd rather a snapped key that NO ONE could get out than just leave it there overnight but bc of my recent house key moment#i was like AM I FUCK SNAPPING THIS KEY. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING. so i had to just leave it and at the time#i was realllyyyyyyyyyy beating myself up but my manager is actually rlly nice he's just stretched v thin#and ive also had time to be like uhh actually they shouldnt have left a random 21 y/o girl alone with the keys on her first day#omg i havent even talked about what happened on saturday. ACTUAL SHAMBLES#LIKE THIS /\/\ ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO EVERYTHING! IM RUNNING OUT OF TAG ROOM! IM GONNA REBLOG THIS TONIGHT W MORE PROBABLY!#BC GUESS WHO IS WORKING A CLOSE LATER AT THE NIGHTCLUB THEN OPENING THE RESTAURANT AT 8AM. GUESS#hella slaves to capitalism
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#clark kent#superman#lois lane#jon kent#action comics 1057#dc comics#you can deny it all you want Clark#it was a mullet#longer hair would be longer in the front too#your fashion taste is always slightly trash just embrace it#tumblr polls#poll#what do you think?#clois#superfam
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Liu Kang, how can you say that?😡
My poor baby😭
#mortal kombat#liu kang#kung lao#raiden#mk1#liu kang you are an idiot#how can you say that in front of kung lao?#did you have so little faith in him?#not even like god you do something well#my poor kung lao#my man doesn't deserve this#stop treating him like trash#i hate you ntr#fuck you netherrealm#just fuck you
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Me to my filthy fucking family members
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actually because im thinking about it again i stand by the fact mementos should have gotten a security level before the depths. blah blah mechanics i don't care!!! morgana straight-up says that if you did something to get the whole public's attention mementos would have a security level when he's explaining it to you all in the setup segments of mementos. ann asks. i have screenshots somewhere to prove my point because i was mad about it at the time and im still mad about it now. and then the entireee public turns on you when okumura dies WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A SECURITY LEVEL THEN DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL THAT WOULD BE IT WOULD HAVE UPPED THE FEELING OF STAKES IN THAT PART OF THE GAME! IT WOULD HAVE MADE MEMENTOS FEEL MORE IN LINE WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD... but no. it exists only in my mind. and potentially in my fics
#gets dragged off stage before i can devolve into a 30-minute rant about mementos and the depths#catch me in a voice call if you want that. or send me an ask. it's very easy to get me to talk about mementos and the depths#and the cup.#anyway this is my hot take about mementos is that it's cool actually but it could have been cooler and more interesting#i need to write a fic about mementos and all my little headcanons and such.#maybe it'll be the morgana's palace au#persona 5#you put chekovs gun in front of me and then threw it in the trash. im upset about it
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Just the thought of WaW donnie and Prime Donnie beating the sh*t out of each other but stopping whenever one and/or both of the leos call for them and immediately acting like they passive aggresively like each other but its oh so obvious they despise the other. Like:
Prime Donnie: "don't worry dear twin of mine, i will finish whatever this thing you just requested in a flash! Before you can even realize! won't wanna make you wait"
WaW Donnie: *under his breath, you little bitc-* "Nono let ME do it, i'll pay attention to make sure its the best in quality! Prime Donnie: .... *oh you just wage war ignoramus*
While both the Leos just know that these 2 absolutely hate each other
they just hate each other. they just fucking hate each other. there is no fake friendship it's just pure "on-motherfucking-SIGHT" energy
both the Prime!fam and the W&W!fam are just plain tired at this point
well, Lee (F!Leo) only exists in W&W, so Prime!Donnie doesn't hate him since he doesn't know him. that's just W&W!Donnie
but yes, those are the only three things that they will unanimosly agree on. other than that, they're simply two hissy cats that do. not. like each other
#do you guys know that video with two cats that are ready to square the fuck up when they see each other#but someone places a trash can lid in front to block their view of each other and they instantly calm down??#that's prime!donnie's and w&w!donnie's vibe#with four being the trash can lid#rottmnt#tmnt#sonny answers#my art#sonny draws#prime leo au#weary and wild au
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I love shitty cartoon dads
#dale dimmadome#toichi kuroba#Like look yes Toichi did all that but Dale called a trash can like a son to him right in front of his neglected child
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@ MIRAIS FRIEND WHOEVER YOU ARE
@ MIRAIS FRIENDS (Mirai promised she’d reblog this post if i repost it :>)
READ GLOBAL EXAMINATION.
ALSO.
PLEASE BULLY MIRAI ABOUT ORV THANK YOU.
#CAN YOU BELIEVE MIRAI DITCHED ORV DESPITE ALL THE EFFORTS#// aggressively trash talking mirai in front of her face#also i am taking danmei recs-
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#tomgreg#im personally torn between st paul and rome#just bc its funny that theres a como lake in st paul#and Lake Como in italy is one of the most popular wedding venues#and was also namedropped by tom and be says 'but im worried about the fog'#so then like. for ppl to get the wedding memo and be like 'holy shit hes taking greg to como??“#only for it to be a different como lake#just feels very good#but also a Classy Old New York wedding feels VERY tom#in any case it would prob depend on who all they even can invite#and i think tom would be pretty nervous about another big wedding#like he already got his Big Fancy Wedding with shiv but also the venue wasnt his choice#and look how that turned out#hed probably have this fear of declaring their love in front of too many people cursing it#ultimately i have to think its just family and closest friends there#and also theyd prob wanna avoid the roys just trashing it. especially roman#so they would not need/want a huge venue necessarily. food for thought#mine
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i'm something of a cc creator myself 😏😏
#wip#looks great from the front :D#but from every other angle it's trash bc i gotta somehow format the other angles of the uv but idk how or if i even can bc of the mesh#can someone help lol#ramblez
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man... (cw: hater moment)
the other day I tried to start this book and the first page was a content warnings list which, yeah alright, fine. (I will say, despite the fact that I am ideologically in support of content warnings, seeing them in a published work does automatically ping my "oh I'm gonna hate something about this work" geiger counter.) but then the next couple of pages was... a book playlist. as in, every chapter got 1-3 songs and it was all shit I was entirely unfamiliar with or familiar enough with to get a Vibe, ykwim
but I pushed past the alarm bells in my head and tried to read the book itself. because it was a romance about two serial killers! I mean, come on, of course I'm going to give it a chance! I barely made it through the first chapter before hittin the "delete from library" button.
idk what to call this particular narrative voice except the "this used to be a fanfic and it reads like one" voice, and I call it that because of Fifty Shades of Grey, because if you are in any way familiar with how that book reads then you know exactly what I mean. this book had that. and the male serial killer had "golden retriever vibes", which, okay, trope subversion, I guess? but... ew?
this is a shame, because the content warnings were pretty damn good (as befitting a book about murderers, yknow). I did consider skipping ahead to find to the sex scenes but instead I chose to wisely assume that there are hornyposts on my dashboard that are way hotter than whatever that book could have given me
anyway all this to say, anyone got any good bad-people romance recs
#now that i've had the carrot dangled in front of me i demand satisfaction#i am a tiktok user so when i say it reads like a booktok darling you can fully trust that assessment#you know what maybe i'll just go back to my roots and get into some laurell k hamilton#something something better the trash you know..........#oh shit i never namedropped the book LOL. it was butcher & blackbird
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as a lifelong floridian and therefore lifelong flatlander it's wild to me that mountains exist
#this is the most florida thing i could say i think#i cry every time i see mountains when im driving outside of this miserable state#at my friend's house you can see a whole mountain from their front door#and when i take out the trash sometimes i just stand there and stare at it and marvel at its beauty#i need a fucking vacation.
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torn between going to the team pregame party so i can have a slightly negative but mostly neutral last impression of the night or (not really actually) lying about getting a headache and just going to bed so i dont have to see anyone else tonight
#context im absolutely pissed at everyone :thumbsup:#our game today was GARBAGE. it started off ok but then the second we get scored on everything goes off the rails#i didn't dress today (played yesterday and hadn't been scratch in a while) so i literally could not do a thing to help that#(my game was good i played well and vibes were decent)#vibes were not decent after today#IT WAS SENIOR NIGHT. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.#i worked so hard on one of the gifts it was a hand (digitally) painted portrait of each of them!! it took me a month but turned out so cool#it burnt me out though.#and they liked it which is good :)#but this was supposed to be the end of the stress and then we were supposed to have fun !!#but then everyone decided to give up in the third and then everyone hates each other now.#one of the seniors went to the front of the room and basically called everyone out for giving up when she was the one who gave up most#which like fine. whatever. uncalled for but we can move on#but it's also my buddys bday so our class took her to get dinner to celebrate#but then the whole time they trash talked the team and or coach#and didn't include her at all#and im just mad now. im so mad about that#they didn't even notice she hadn't said a word in 20 minutes#we were going for her!!! to celebrate her!! and yall cannot put aside twenty minutes to have a good conversation with her!!!#what the heck!!!!!!!!!!#and then when i brought it up near the end to my old roommate and good friend she just went “oh its fine” NO ITS NOT>??????>?#i dont want to go. but i dont want to end it like this#and everything hurts. my body just hurts.#im tired my head hurts my hips are KILLING me#im so done
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I absolutely suck at articulating my thoughts into words in person or online. It has been an annoying problem that I've had to deal with.
Even so, I'd rather struggle my way to a half coherent spoken thought than ever even think about using generative AI for a single sentence or in place of a conversation with an actual human person
#anti ai#go fuck yourself every single app that shoves this trash front and center#I can't wait for the bubble to burst so they can finally remove it from everything#give me an embarrassing social interaction over talking to AI any day
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god. sometimes i really hate those "10 jobs that you can do WITHOUT a qualification that pay over 100k" and they list something like "human resource management" 130k a year!!! when like. EVERY fucking HR job (and other jobs like this, say like librarian- something that i PAID 17k for and burnt out for in postgrad lmao) strictly DEMAND that candidates must have 1-2 years experience AND an HR DEGREE.
very, very, very, very rarely i see something in HR requiring a TAFE (aussie technical college) certificate (ie MUCH cheaper- 7k) or a diploma in HR. it's almost always a degree, barely EVER "no quals or equivalent experience or similar quals"... even for entry level jobs in hr or most defs management positions.
#life#about me#shut up ilona#ilona's jobhunting thoughts and woes lol#ilona's work thoughts#ilona's work dilemmas#and also where are the mysterious “skills based” employers i keep reading about in financial review and on LI#they seem to be fucking lying to me bc fucking low-level employers are demanding the WORLD for even good range income jobs#i do NOT need a HR degree to learn how to learn how to write GOOD job ads#not some of the trash i've been seeing lately and have posted/bitched about on here#ok yeah i get a qual in hr would teach me about relevant legislation in fair work and hiring and award wages and wages etc#which is fair enough...... but ALSO why the fuck can you just teach me on the job about it??? instead of demanding a whole ass fucking cour#*degree/course#.....for it/about it??? mfer i'm NOT paying another 30k (or possibly more) for a commerce degree majoring in hr or even 7k for a tafe qual#it CANNOT be impossible or fucking hard for you to teach/train me in entry level hr admin and hr stuff for the love of FUCK#same gows for office admin positions DEMANDING either from a cert 3 to diploma in business to do front desk admin/admin assistant jobs#i did find one the other day that demanded applicants have a degree in business admin for entry level or even an MBA#WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WANTING THAT FOR WHEN YOU'RE PAYING $26 to $30 an HOUR???????? fuck you. fuck you. fuck you. fucking LAUGHABLE
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