#in front of a trash can

[krazys-ass-emporium]

So this happened.

I'm Wolfwood, @davidkage is Vash, and my sister is Meryl.

[hella1975]

so there's a reason my new job got back to me so quickly about my application and that's bc it's an absolute fucking shambles like actually perfect timing for me to decide to rewatch the bear bc i have never more felt like ive been thrown into a broke on-its-knees establishment trying to crawl its way up the ladder where i am somehow a godsend to them. my old job was crazy and shambolic in the sense that the industry is just Like That but this one?????? insanity. every 5 mins i am questioning what im doing with my life. ive already had a walk-in fridge moment

[athina-blaine]

yeah so it turns out when you take an unapologetic eugenicist and give him a sympathetic backstory where he's been uwu traumatized you get a lot of people unironically defending a eugenicist. yeah it's because he's hot. yeah they're saying he has girlhood rage

[memento-mori-twilight]

[pinguincic]

Liu Kang, how can you say that?😡

My poor baby😭

[theglassesgirl]

Me to my filthy fucking family members

[rindomness]

actually because im thinking about it again i stand by the fact mementos should have gotten a security level before the depths. blah blah mechanics i don't care!!! morgana straight-up says that if you did something to get the whole public's attention mementos would have a security level when he's explaining it to you all in the setup segments of mementos. ann asks. i have screenshots somewhere to prove my point because i was mad about it at the time and im still mad about it now. and then the entireee public turns on you when okumura dies WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN A SECURITY LEVEL THEN DO YOU KNOW HOW COOL THAT WOULD BE IT WOULD HAVE UPPED THE FEELING OF STAKES IN THAT PART OF THE GAME! IT WOULD HAVE MADE MEMENTOS FEEL MORE IN LINE WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD... but no. it exists only in my mind. and potentially in my fics

[darth-sonny]

Just the thought of WaW donnie and Prime Donnie beating the sh*t out of each other but stopping whenever one and/or both of the leos call for them and immediately acting like they passive aggresively like each other but its oh so obvious they despise the other. Like:

Prime Donnie: "don't worry dear twin of mine, i will finish whatever this thing you just requested in a flash! Before you can even realize! won't wanna make you wait"

WaW Donnie: *under his breath, you little bitc-* "Nono let ME do it, i'll pay attention to make sure its the best in quality! Prime Donnie: .... *oh you just wage war ignoramus*

While both the Leos just know that these 2 absolutely hate each other

they just hate each other. they just fucking hate each other. there is no fake friendship it's just pure "on-motherfucking-SIGHT" energy

both the Prime!fam and the W&W!fam are just plain tired at this point

well, Lee (F!Leo) only exists in W&W, so Prime!Donnie doesn't hate him since he doesn't know him. that's just W&W!Donnie

but yes, those are the only three things that they will unanimosly agree on. other than that, they're simply two hissy cats that do. not. like each other

[kyeabove]

I love shitty cartoon dads

[endless-season]

@ MIRAIS FRIEND WHOEVER YOU ARE

@ MIRAIS FRIENDS (Mirai promised she’d reblog this post if i repost it :>)

READ GLOBAL EXAMINATION.

ALSO.

PLEASE BULLY MIRAI ABOUT ORV THANK YOU.

[galaxytittus]

i'm something of a cc creator myself 😏😏

[echthr0s]

man... (cw: hater moment)

the other day I tried to start this book and the first page was a content warnings list which, yeah alright, fine. (I will say, despite the fact that I am ideologically in support of content warnings, seeing them in a published work does automatically ping my "oh I'm gonna hate something about this work" geiger counter.) but then the next couple of pages was... a book playlist. as in, every chapter got 1-3 songs and it was all shit I was entirely unfamiliar with or familiar enough with to get a Vibe, ykwim

but I pushed past the alarm bells in my head and tried to read the book itself. because it was a romance about two serial killers! I mean, come on, of course I'm going to give it a chance! I barely made it through the first chapter before hittin the "delete from library" button.

idk what to call this particular narrative voice except the "this used to be a fanfic and it reads like one" voice, and I call it that because of Fifty Shades of Grey, because if you are in any way familiar with how that book reads then you know exactly what I mean. this book had that. and the male serial killer had "golden retriever vibes", which, okay, trope subversion, I guess? but... ew?

this is a shame, because the content warnings were pretty damn good (as befitting a book about murderers, yknow). I did consider skipping ahead to find to the sex scenes but instead I chose to wisely assume that there are hornyposts on my dashboard that are way hotter than whatever that book could have given me

anyway all this to say, anyone got any good bad-people romance recs

[mercuryislove]

as a lifelong floridian and therefore lifelong flatlander it's wild to me that mountains exist

[theguardianace]

torn between going to the team pregame party so i can have a slightly negative but mostly neutral last impression of the night or (not really actually) lying about getting a headache and just going to bed so i dont have to see anyone else tonight

[paladincecil]

I absolutely suck at articulating my thoughts into words in person or online. It has been an annoying problem that I've had to deal with.

Even so, I'd rather struggle my way to a half coherent spoken thought than ever even think about using generative AI for a single sentence or in place of a conversation with an actual human person