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catwaifuwu · 13 days ago

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:3 choose an OC and tell me a few facts about them!!! I didn’t know you had OCs

Well. Idk all my ocs are like ten years old but I have one who got turned into being made of ice by accidentally drinking from an enchanted fountain. She has ice powers and is constantly worried about her job despite being married to a lord

I've got another guy who is. Well he's my edgy plural anime wolf boy cyborg and I love him dearly. He broke out of the facility he was being experimented on and started travelling around with this girl he found living in the slums outside a large city

#ask catwaifu #catwaifu meows #slow-drowned-angels #ice girl had a sister i think in the village she grew up in. if youve seen buffy then you can imagine how anya is with money. thats how she #is but with her job. she grew up poor so steady employment is v important to her #the edgy wolfboy does have The Evil Alter im sorry. he also has a girlfriend and the whole system us in love with her to the point they #fight over who gets to front when shes around. shes also quite sickly and weak so shes constrained to her room and he only gets to visit #when hes in the area #the large city is sorta like. imagine a cube but standing on one of its corners. and then on the actual ground beneath it is a massive #landfill where the garbage from the city is dropped into off the edges. thats where the slums are with its inhabitants living off the rich #peoples trash. whenever a load of garbage is dropped its like a whalefall the whole area comes to life #oh also the city spins very slowly

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catwaifuwu · 27 days ago

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45 from wrapped

Naked in Manhatten by Chapell Roan

#ask catwaifu #lingonberryjamistakenwhat

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catwaifuwu · 27 days ago

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69, 96 and 12 :3

You're the One by The Vogues :3

Meat and Greet by Ice Nine Kills !!!

How the World Works by Bo Burnham

#ask catwaifu #liquidlikecats #furriend tag #meat and greet isss such a title for a song you would listen to

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catwaifuwu · 27 days ago

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51 :3

Omg it's fingernails by pet needs

#ask catwaifu #aromanticbastards #furriend tag

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catwaifuwu · 5 months ago

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If I already made your day, then let me make your night as well~!

...Okay that's all I got for now

What's next, you're gonna make my whole week? When will it stop??

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #bad pickup lines #sorry i had to somehow wrangle that one in after it popped into my head

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catwaifuwu · 5 months ago

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Actually, if you were a bird you'd be a great tit, because you have-

Hello bad pickup lines are back in da house!!

Yayyy yippieee!!

I'm about to start work and this made my day thank you so much

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #bad pickup lines

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catwaifuwu · 6 months ago

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A4? methinks

Oh thanks!

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #ask game #wait are you calling me a clown

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catwaifuwu · 6 months ago

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They boop back, hm? If you decide my height then, can my face be boop height for you? I would like to see this from up close...

Also Idshlgfdsk I'm really not used to getting bad pickup lined back, I'm getting lowkey flustered here

Whoah hey anon sorry for forgetting you in my askbox for uhhhhh don't check how many months it's been please

Uhhh your face can be whatever you want forever ~♡

#ask catwaifu #bad pickup lines #anonymouse #yeah sorry ive been really busy at my shit job but i quit and ill start my new job on saturday #also have another job interview on friday #so yeah my energys been sooo low these past months

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catwaifuwu · 9 months ago

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D: aahhh

#ask catwaifu #undeaddredhead #bapbapbapbap

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catwaifuwu · 9 months ago

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Date-specific bad pickup line! Hey, may I boop your boops~?

you may. but watch out

#they will boop back #ask catwaifu #anonymouse #bad pickup lines

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catwaifuwu · 9 months ago

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1800-R-U-SLAPPIN!!!

BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAP!!!!!

#ask catwaifu #undeaddredhead

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catwaifuwu · 9 months ago

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Nep you're the hottest baddest bitch in your town and your boss should pay you a trillion euro just for existing and also get off your fucking case.

Also I will turn on the heating blanket 45 min before bedtime so we can have a hot time in bed together ;3

Ooo thank you sooo much

#ask catwaifu #added that last part so it counts as a #bad pickup lines

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catwaifuwu · 9 months ago

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ngl, that's hot. You sure that you're not the one doing bad pickup lines on me?

Sjdhjshd you're so silly ^^

But actually that's a great idea hang on

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #bad pickup lines

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catwaifuwu · 9 months ago

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Y-you're making my height your choice...? 😳

Yeah buddy and you get to choose if I take some off the top or bottom

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #i choose how much though #/THIS IS ALL IN JEST

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catwaifuwu · 10 months ago

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Of course it's a design choice. Height is a choice, as we all know.

Anon im about to make your height my choice 🔪

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse

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catwaifuwu · 10 months ago

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162cm? That is pretty short, yeah. But it's also a good height for picking you up, which is a good design choice on your part, I'd say.

...Hah, a literal bad pickup line.

Eheheh I am pretty pick-up-able :3

..wait, design choice?

#ask catwaifu #anonymouse #bad pickup lines #do you think i just decided to stop growing one day?

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