#in every possible way

[raisedbythetv89]

We talk about what a cringe-fail lovesick loser spike is all the time (as we should) but buffy literally pulls this same face to cuddle (zero euphemisms) with spike on a twin sized cot in a basement……………GIRL’S GOT IT BAD

[gatoburr0]

He just needs a better outfit

[weirdbookweeb]

Simon Riley (Ghost) Headcanons

yep, I'm running through my whole fiction crush list. Requests are open in my inbox if you wanna reach out for a headcanon list (I will read through all of them and probably pick characters I know regardless of my romantic preference on them) <3

He has some low-maintainance plants in his apartment that somehow haven't died yet. They are all named but he refuses to disclose those names to anyone.

He can do the pec pump thing, where he can flex each pec individually. He doesn't really recall where he picked it up but it is his completely useless skill that makes him laugh.

He has a really, really nice laugh. Because of how nice and raspy and deep his voice is, he has one of those laughs that get caught in the back of his throat and then builds up from a quiet rasp to a boisterous one if it's particularly hilarious and it's just *mwah* chefs kiss.

He has a random pair of socks that he has declared his "lucky pair" of socks. They're completely black and average and unassuming until you look on the bottom half and they're a bleached reddish rust color on both halves on the pair to match König's cloth.

This man is horrible at man-spreading. He does it all the time; anytime, anywhere, any chance he can get. He thinks it's some kind of psychological dominance thing. (It just an annoyance anyone sitting next to him on a couch.)

he really likes to call his partner my (girl/boy/baby). He gets insanely possessive about it.

Man is weirdly silent, like all the time. He's used to it because of his job, but it's like a little bit unsettling? Like dude just doesn't make noise. Walking? Quiet. Sneezing? Quiet. Coughing? Non-existent. You will have to put some kind of keys or bell or something on him when he's not deployed or you will have a heart attack one day.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

little kid Charlie seeing a drawing of a unicorn and excitedly comparing her own cloven hoofs and long wiggle tail to it. Unicorns as her heroes, able to heal people and help them, symbols of all things good and bright and happy

little kid Charlie spending a few years convinced she must be part unicorn, finally asking her dad about it- Lucifer not getting context at first and being all "you can be whatever you want Char-char~" only to realize too late she's being serious and she's gonna be crushed so he just changes the subject whenever it comes up trying to let her have fun as long as she can

(he also doesn't tell Lilith, bc Lilith will tell the truth and Lucifer can already picture the sad little look on Charlie's face when she hears..)

Charlie growing up and slowly noticing that a unicorn's tail is soft and fluffy and tasseled while hers is leathery and jagged and sharp. Looking down at her cloven hooves and realizing they're blood red. Staring at both her horns in the mirror, neither of them fluted, nothing magical about them- just a sign she's throwing a tantrum today

Lilith finds her hugging her fav fairytale book and crying and Lilith listens when she stumbles through the whole unicorn thing, how Charlie thought she was one but she's just a monster instead

so Lilith tells Charlie older stories about other unicorns. Dangerous wild and powerful creatures who came in strange colors and weren't always soft or gentle but were still beautiful. she turns little Charlie sideways between the wall and the light and shows her how two horns can look like one from the right angle

little Charlie cuddling into her mom's arms feeling better because her mom thinks she's perfect

but it's still a heavy thing, bc Charlie doesn't want to be wild or dangerous. She likes the kinds of unicorns who frolic through flowery meadows and summon rainbows with every step. Nice ones no one ever thinks of as scary

years later Lucifer has shut himself away and Lilith has vanished and Charlie's slipping into bed with a sigh, picking up a book of fairytales to read until her buzzing thoughts are quiet enough to let her sleep

next to her in bed Vaggie is giving her spear a last look over before it's time to lean it against the wall within easy reach

the shadow of the spear falls across the bed and onto the wall and Charlie lifts her hands to make a shadow puppet horse's head without thinking, combining the two until the spear becomes a horn and the shadow horse turns into a unicorn

Charlie giggles and Vaggie turns, smiles, spends the next few minutes trying to figure out how to give the unicorn a body without dropping the spear

eventually they're both laughing to hard and the shadow unicorn collapses. Snuggling up for sleep, Vaggie murmurs off handedly "I've got the best horned and hooved lady right here anyway. Unicorns could learn a thing or two from you, sweetie" before drifting off

Charlie all grown up and thinking about how she bandaged her girlfriend's eye the day they met. How always on edge Vaggie can spend an hour before bed checking exits and her weapon, but then relax and fall asleep the moment Charlie cuddles her

It's a pretty good magic to have, all grown up Charlie decides, much better than just summoning sparkles or rainbows

(a few years on from this and she looks down at the woman who cut out her girlfriend's eye and feels her horns and hooves and the urge to break bones with them, and she is more close to being like the wild, dangerous unicorns of her mom's stories than she'll ever know)

[coldninjaruins-blog]

"The end of Will's arc is about getting love and acceptance from his family and friends, not romantic love."

Will and his family love.

Will and romantic love...

[jerzwriter]

Just leaving this here...

[loveindefinitely]

TRUTH, DARE, SPIN BOTTLES

YOU KNOW HOW TO BALL, I KNOW ARISTOTLE

BRAND NEW, FULL THROTTLE

TOUCH ME WHILE YOUR BROS PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO

[ratatoast]

I will never ever want another man the same way I want Matthew Gray Gubler

The sheer magnitude of my need for him could move literal continents if it got converted into physical force or whtv

I need him so astronomically bad that I feel like I could find the cure for every illness known to man if it meant that I could have him

[thestarsarehome]

He is Percy Jackson.

She is Annabetch Chase.

and they are percabeth.

you cant convince me otherwise

[flatspot]

@.mclaren: ice bath or cauldron?! 🧙‍♂️🧊

[saapphirx]

Ranpoe being gender icons

[angstitty]

I was not doing particularly good in February 2023

Lowkey wanna read some of these again MUHAHA

[6flyingosprey6]

Headcannon that Cellbit got declawed in prison.

[ennaih]

Every Film I Watch In 2023:

237. Candy Cane Lane (2023)

[orpheuslament]

they should invent a me thats not repulsive

[bandaiddd]

As a vegetarian, I get such bad meatmares (meat based nightmares) where I eat large quantities of meat for seemingly no reason. Last night in my dream, I ate chicken and beef and felt sad about it. Woke up, feel so gross man!