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rebels fans be like omg ezra 🥺🥺 he is just a little boy please he is so small and sad and tiny and baby and oh my god he is two sauces tall please protect him pls og my god i’m going crazy he is so oUghHHH-
and then ezra is literally built like a quadrilateral.
#he gives me trapezoid vibes… rhombus perhaps#bro built like a rectangle#he’s very…. shape#in a smooth way#kanan’s built like an arabic pickled cucumber though for sure#star wars#star wars shitpost#extra virgin olive oil#ezra bridger#star wars rebels#please don’t get this post popular i am justjoking mmhhh pls#…#maybe
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This could be a kart if FLAF wasn't fucking around..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#michael afton#ennard#flaf#five laps at freddy's#sister location#security breach#I DIDNT mean to take this long to draw some FLAF content#lots of ideas are currently competing to be drawn next BAHAH#CAN I just say quickly too I tried to FLAF demo and I really like it!#can’t wait to play it once it’s finished and all issues are smoothed over 💜#ANYWAY Vanny and Michael are surprised Michael got in the game…#though it isn’t a flattering depiction#COULD YOU imagine if Michael could be Ennard’s kart#IT WOULD BE SO funny#I know it’s a logistical nightmare for theorists but I wish so bad for it to be real 💀#I HAD WAY TOO MUCH FUN drawing the Michael mobile here#IM SO SORRY to Michael Afton once again
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hitting it raw is fun and sexy and all but not more than clawing at a boy and you both being so desperate for each other and barely getting out that you guys should use condoms and watching him trip over all your shed clothes on the floor and dig through nightstand drawers and bathroom cabinets like a madman on a wild goose hunt and cheer when he finally finds them and run back to you with so much excitement and watching his brain re-freeze when he realizes he’s about to fuck you
#i said boy but i wrote this with yuuta/yuuji in mind shocker shocker i know i know i know pls hold ur surprise and applause until the end#this is also satoru#he's speed running to the bathroom and ur like satoru.... there r some in the night stand and he hits his head on the door way SPRINTING#back into the bedroom#no poise no grace and then he has the audacity to try and act smooth after like boy if u dont put the condom on and get over here 🙄#💌
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"I think it's sweet," Steve says.
Robin wrinkles her nose. "Nothing about Eddie Munson is sweet. He's a sewer rat, at best. Or like twenty opossums in a trench coat."
"Opossums are cute."
"He probably has rabies."
"You say that about me all the time, so I guess that's good. We'll have rabies together."
"He gave you a rock."
"You give me rocks all the time," Steve says, rolling his eyes. He runs his thumb along the textured edge of the rock Eddie'd handed to him.
"Yeah, good rocks." Robin scoffs. "That one sucks."
#steddie#stobin#autism eddie and robin but they have different tastes in rocks#robin like smooth ones especially if they're shiny#eddie likes the ones that are shaped a certain way with texture#steve has jars FULL of their gifts#IS the rock collection/gifting thing an autism-ism??? me and my undiagnosed/undefined mental state does not know#ALSO opossums are naturally extremely resistant to rabies!! fun fact from your local opossum defender yaba#my steddies
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#happy anniversary to remembering this actually happened 😘✌️
Loki S2 Anniversary x Episode 5 - “Science/Fiction”
#mobius#loki#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#hit pause on everything in favor of rewatching ep 5 the beloved rom com which is always the right choice 😔🙏#real talk y'all the elation felt after hearing the words 'single dad' might never be matched in my lifetime and i'm so okay with that#also the way don was over here doing all the heavy lifting lmao??#like this mysterious stranger sure ain't smooth but at least he's hot asldfjslkfjsgk#'are you still on the market' is just as insane as the fit check btw the hits really just kept on coming 💕#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs#(and yes my ep 4 set was ready but i was too busy with halloween asks to post earlier so we'll jump back to that one later 😂)
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It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?
Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.
So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!
Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.
Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!
This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own
#murderbot diaries#murderbot#perihelion#it was not smooth sailing#it took ART about ten minutes to get secunit into a snit so bad it shut down out of spite#but they make it work somehow#tbh despite the rocky start if ART weren’t so ART i don't think the relationship would have lasted#ART is overbearing and kind of a bully and it earned its nickname very well#but i think thats why secunit can get along with it because it comes across as more genuine#mb was distrustful and a little patronizing to miki so while they COULD have been friends if canon hadn't happened it took it until miki#died to realize miki was being genuine about the friendship#whereas with ART MB can be like what we have is weird and I'm not gonna put a label on it#these tags have gotten away from me#anyway can you imagine ART having to explain to Iris and Seth WHY it let SecUnit on??#like it could have justified it any which way but at the end of the day art was bored and then curious and then intrigued
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i could say idk why i like this shot…. but i know. 😔
#its his ass#also the way he is so smooth with the switching hands#my gifs#911#911 abc#911 2x08#evan buckley
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my fanart by AU @pestorik ! 💖 Cater & Trey
I'm thrilled with twst at!! 💖💕 all the designs are wonderful and interesting!! 🧡💚🧡💚🧡
#I _JUST SAW_ A POST ABOUT TREY AND HIS EMPLOYEES INCLUDING CAY CAY CARROT SORRY 😭😭😭😢 (Cater stop pls)#(it's just a silly joke but I hope you like it!!)#I really wanted to draw a flower apron for Cater ahaha#I really like the smoothness and neatness in the style!! I tried to draw in a similar way--#((I haven't watched AT for a very very long time so AU with twst aroused interest 🥺))#twst cater#twst trey#twst at#cater diamond#trey clover#clvnk_art
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Shen Yuan is the type of guy to get proposed to and brush it off with a "yeah sure. if you don't change your mind when you're older I guess lmao"
Little does he know but he has a husband because that little former street rat isn't letting go
#if you look closely#you can see the start of yet another au idea that I will not write#svsss#jiuyuan#scumcum#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#shen yuan#you might think this can apply to any ship with SY in it and you're probably correct#but take to account that I will always be talking about jiuyuan (unless I'm talking about BingFan)#the brainrot is terminal#these little gay men have eroded my brain to a smooth surface#there's mold in here big dawg 🧠👈#there's a fungus growing in here and its JiuYuan#i'm insane about them#they completely rearranged my brain chemistry in a way I won't be able to come back from#the brainrot is brainrotting#i'm beyond saving#I'm beyond dramatic#now for the obligatory tag→#ignore me im insane
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Have you gotten the chance to play with For Rent? If so, how do you like it?
For Rent was by far my favourite expansion pack ever. like a dream expansion for me. i spent a full night last week playing with it, making stuff, working on my save for the first time in ages, planning a *second* new-york inspired save...
and then i went and saved my lot as a residential rental, and all of my meticulously TOOL'ed neighborhood decorations decided to delete themselves (photo taken prior to catastrophe)
so now i have a vendetta against For Rent and i am in a state of semi-permanent shock. still partially in denial that it happened
pour one out for the deleted neighborhood. god rest her soul
#replies#asks#also rent costs 4 billion dollars a day and my game is running at a smooth 2 frames#but that's far less upsetting#hopefully this can be patched and is not caused by the way rental lots function#if it's permanent i will be devastated
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Making room on my shelf in anticipation of the tarot zine, which means a few final copies of the DA100 Zine are available!
Includes all the art you see here in a 9 x 6 inch paperback + a postcard + a pin based on Zevran's romance. Only have a handful left (literally just seven) so grab 'em while you can. ���🏿 ♥
#dragon age#aint no way im tagging all these characters#dunno if there's much interest but I could do a reprint if there's demand for it; the covers feel so soft and smooth#my art#Im doing all this now juuuuust in case DAV does something to me that can never be undone
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it's montage time!!
(drawn on the xppen artist 16 2nd gen for a collab with xppen!)
#mp100#mob psycho 100#reigen#shigeo#mob#dimple#elgatoiberico#WELL#kudos to xppen all the way#“how about trying out our tablet by drawing some mp100” excuse me you have no idea how thrilled I got#I had been wanting to try an on-screen tablet for years and they just#offered the collab#and it's a great tablet!! all smooth sailing and a really cool tool to experience vs my usual get up and idk#it's christmas but super early#or is it christmas but super late bc we're closer to christmas going backwards than forwards#anYWHO yeah#still giddy fghjhfjd
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fellas, is it romantic in any way to sleep soundly every night hugging marketable plushies of your coworkers?
#also you can't convince me in any way that these clowns are smooth when flirting#look at them#they don't even know how to tie their own shoes#they probably use velcro exclusively#fnaf#fnaf dca#the daycare attendant#fnaf daycare attendant#dca fanart#dca x y/n#dca x reader#fnaf security breach#fnaf sb fanart#security breach fanart#fnaf sundrop#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#fnaf moondrop#sun x reader#moon x reader#my art
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I know I've thought of a good shitpost when the premise is only funny to me and maybe three other people
#i bet you all thought i'd do an fma crossover first huh? Foolish. kirby shitpost attack#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#comic#my art#doodles#kirby#not shown is john describing a waddle dee to arthur in the worst way possible#'oh arthur....'#'it's a small orange creature - unlike anything from your world'#'it stands maybe one foot high and moves with an odd gait - its limbs sliding across its body as if disconnected'#'fleshy protrusions on both of its sides sway with it...almost like limbs that have been amputated - leaving just the stumps'#'oh god arthur...its face...'#'two long wet eyes sit in the center of its body - they're drawn and pulled in an uneven shape'#'it's pupils fill the bottom two thirds of each long oval'#'the rest of the face or head is featureless and smooth - it has no mouth only tan stretched skin that looks pliant to the touch'#'arthur...it's Staring Right. At. Us.'#waddle dee: wanya
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Buck and Tommy ♡ flirty, kinky and in love
#911edit#911#911 abc#evan buckley#tommy kinard#bucktommy#911 spoilers#buck x tommy#tevan#mine#what is it with this hate? I can't look in the tags#that scene was there to show#1. Tommy cares about Buck#asking if HE IS OKAY#2. Buck opening up 3. Tommy opening up#4. and lighting the mood with Tommys smooth flirting and teasing which Buck picks up on#Buck brought the daddy issues up. Tommy was rolling with it and Buck smiled the whole way through#thats my take on it anyway. I just think the writers wanted to end bucktommy this season on a happy note#I loved that for them#I'm happy that all the people I follow are on board with it#just let them be#so to all the haters#whom I think just don't like Tommy#please grow up#there are bigger problems in the world than a little kink mention in a tv show#anyway#thanks for coming to my ted talk
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sometimes i think too hard about love at first sight stuff and how satoru would shamelessly interrupt your brunch with your friends just to introduce himself to you like “excuse me. hi. hello, i am gojo satoru — the man to be your boyfriend and then husband and then the father of your children” and then he introduces you to himself like “and you are to be my girlfriend and then wife and then the mother of my children, may i know your name and number so we can make this work”
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