#imp meows

[wimpy-imp]

if i got to pick a mundane superpower it would be either getting to condense 8 hours of sleep into 4 or to actually being able to sleep when i want to

[wimpy-imp]

send me the mons >:3

new ask meme: send me a pokemon and i’ll rate it by how much i like it!

not my favorite │ average │ cute │ adorable │ best │ ultimate fave

[larz-barz]

my cousin asked me to draw one of her hazbin hotel ocs with Milo:3

(forgot tags- WHOOPS-)

tagging: @bottlecapsandotherthings @nothingtoseehere1-2-3 @rosalinastan1 @ayunakatsukiwolfhashira @pinkwisteria @nimmie-nugget @kimetsu-chan @shycroissanti @slayfics @night-mince0 @zenitsustherapist @frostburn-shoto @floofgryph

[jun6bugs]

redesign! here’s my pirate dnd pc again :) 

[wimpy-imp]

[wimpy-imp]

because of BMI there are no surgeons (in my country) who will give me top surgery until i lose weight. i am short. i do not lose weight easily. i hate BMI.

god i hate how normalized diet culture and shit like bmi and calories are. bmi is based on eugenics. calories are a measurement of how much energy something gives u and not at all of how much weight or fat ull gain. diets have been proven to be harmful and ultimately unhelpful in actually losing weight. fatness has been largely proven to not be inherently unhealthy and doesnt inherently cause health issues.

if anyone has more good links to add on then please do and if anyone knows more on this stuff than me then dont hesitate to correct me!

[imperiuswrecked]

I’m barely 5 pages in and Miguel is already clawing up a cops face and stealing his hover cycle. This is going very well.

Spider-Man (2099) #1

[crzyimp]

Whelp, today in cyberpunk RED session my PC Deadcloud gets: reliving trauma of when his family gets murder for trying to change the world for the better(solorpunk) in a twisted version inside a house of horrors, body horror, the backrooms, being blamed for said family death, and Jason from Friday the 13th is here too as a cybered up solo. Oh and at the end me and the other players get arrested and framed for murder by the police and their commissionor is my evil ex from my backstory who we joked is Dio Brando. Session ends at a cliffhanger, fun but I need to process everything now.

[wimpy-imp]

we stay silly :3 we stay silly :3 we stay silly :'3

[manofmanymons]

ramble

[slippinninque]

Sleepy Snap Shots

Was feeling a bit down at an ungodly hour and I wanted to write some fluff, lol

Warning: None I think, fluffy fluff!

Pairing: Fontaine x Fem!Black Reader

You both tried to go to bed a the same time.

There were a few times that you where encouraged to go on to bed while Fontaine was out handling his business. You'd promise to go on to bed, answering his facetime to confirm that, yes, you were in bed.

There were even more times that Fontaine would come in and see your stubborn little ass on the couch. The TV would be low and often set to Bounce, old reruns keeping you company.

Fontaine watched you for a moment and didn't know about the smile on his face, but he did feel the savory joy of finally having someone willing to wait up for him.

He'd nudge you awake enough to roll into his arms, throw blanket and all, and he'd take you to bed. Fontaine would only have to lay you down and you'd burrow into the covers with no coaxing.

Fontaine would be tempted to slip right into bed beside you, but he never liked the thought of bringing 'outside' to you. Especially any of the dregs of the world he walked in.

Showering quick and grabbing only a pair of fresh boxers, Fontaine would finally be able to lay down beside you. You stirred enough to pull him beneath the covers and into your dark, stuffy cocoon.

Fontaine was surrounded by the smell of you, instantly encased in you. You pressed close to him as you spread the throw blanket to cover the both of you along with your lighter sheets.

You hummed softly when you felt his bare chest, pressing a little more fervidly than not.

"Naughty, 'Taine. Meow?"

Fontaine took hold of your hand and pressed a kiss to your palm, you were a little imp when you were dozy.

"Ain't no meow tonight. Take yo' little horny tail back to sleep." He placed laced your fingers put them to his chest.

And with a final, 'well, how rude' , you were out again. Fontaine stroked his thumb along yours until he fell into sleep as well.

........

"Whatchu doin;?"

You startled, badly, looking up from your sketchbook to the figure standing accusingly near the couch.

A sheepish look at your man, him raising both his brows and the comforter he drug from bed. He tucked it more securely around himself as he fussed.

"Woman, do you know what time it is? I do. Too far after midnight for me not to have you in bed."

Fontaine would not appreciate if you pointed out how adorable he looked. From the way he had the comforter wrapped, it looked like he was only wearing his white long socks. That and his snippy little tone was nearly too much.

So you told the other truth, "I woke up and I couldn't go back to sleep! So I figured I get some sketching done."

"You coulda did that in bed. With me." Fontaine trudged towards you with intent, "It's bedtime."

You stood up and held out a hand, "Hold on now Mr. Statham--

Fontaine's head crooked a little to the side, "Who?"

"Y'know, Transporter? He be transportin' folks--ah, nevermind. Don't you pick me up! I'm comin', let me save my stuff real quick and I'll be there."

He narrowed his eyes at your rambling and you pointedly began straightening your sketchbooks.

"I'm on my way, Daddy! Go warm the bed back up for us."

And with a hmpf, Fontaine turned and shuffled back down the hallway towards the bedroom. You chuckled as you began gathering loose sketches and replacing your pencils into their pouch.

You thought you would have more time, but you should have known better. Once you started sharing a bed, Fontaine could not stay asleep in it without you. You could get an hour, two at the most before he would go looking for you.

It felt good to have someone who showed you in their own little ways, that you mattered. The thought felt selfish but you always fell a little more for Fontaine when he doesn't hide his need for you.

So, you did not keep your man waiting. After one small detour, you hurried to the bedroom. Fontaine was a lump in the middle of the bed but a corner of the blanket lifted up when he heard you enter.

Scuttling beneath the blankets with your apology, you waited for the familiar coil of his arms as he drug you closer to him. You wedged your bowl of green grapes between the two of you.

"Sleepy snack." You whispered, pressing a grape to his lips. Even in the dark you would be able to find those blessings.

He made a surprised noise, but his mouth was open enough for you to dispense another after taking a few for yourself.

You fed him only a few more grapes until there was no response to your soft pressing. It was then that you polished off the bowl, moved the dish to the night stand, and resettled.

Fontaine shifted onto his back and laid your head on his chest. His arm came around you, his heartbeat steady beneath your ear.

You stared into the darkness of your room until your lids got heavy and with absolutely no worries burrowing into your mind, you fell asleep to your love's rhythm

............

Thank you for reading! I just needed to write some fluff lol. I really appreciate the time you too to read this and please tell me how you liked it!

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[spopsalt]

They should have rename the show "the pathetic stolas" if they aren't interested in the imp business family anymore and switched to toxic yaoi show

Yeahhhh, all they are doing is acting like Stolas is some cute pathetic little meow meow who loves Blitzo when he LITERALLY IS SEXUALLY COREACING HIM

[crystaleevee4]

someone needs to make an imp n skizz meowing compilation. for me. as enrichment.

[john-ts-sh-ai]

... when you forget about time and he puts you to bed.

I support the idea of the comic * Love is ... *

Thanks for the tag @wistfulpoltergeist

I tag: @say-meow-meow-more @helgatisha @void-imp @liyaglsv @duusheen @heldhram @siliconesims @sabiami @dari-sims @blackeyedaliens @lilamausmaus @walkiie @bansheeso 

[thatliminal-wanderer]

Cute Demon ID Pack

Requested by 🫀🪽 Anon

Names

Amon, Amy, Bael, Berry, Bune, Cherry, Damien, Daniel, Dantalion, Dem, Dizzy, Emily, Ezra, Felix, Foras, Furfur, James, Jinx/Jynx, Kawa, Lacey, Lamia, Layla, Lilith, Lolia, Mara, Paimon, Peri, Rena, Seere, Skittle, Stella, Zoe

Pronouns

berry/berries, bun/buns, claw/claws, dea/deamon/deamons, demon/demons ,fang/fangs, flap/flaps, fuzz/fuzzy/fuzzies, horn/horns, hug/hugs, imp/imps, kit/kits, kitten/kittens, lace/laces, meow/meows, mew/mews, paw/paws, plush/plushes, pop/poppy, pup/pups, red/reds, si/silk/silks, sweet/sweet, toy/toys, wick/wicked/wickeds, yip/yips, ♠️/♠️s, ⛪️/⛪️s, ❤️‍🔥/❤️‍🔥s, 🍯/🍯s, 🐝/🐝s, 💒/💒s, 🔥/🔥s, 😈/😈s, 🥩/🥩s, 🪞/🪞s, 🪱/🪱s, 🫀/🫀s

Titles

A Devil With Cute Eyes, A Devil With The Cutest Eyes, That Darling Devil, The Cutest Demon, The Cutest One Who Is Devilish, The Cutesy Trickster, The Demon With a Cute Face, The Devil In Pink, The Devilish But Adorable One, The Littlest Devil, [prn] Who Has The Cutest Horns

Genders

Adorcubus, Caggrodollic, Cutegender, Cutesticker, Darcutistic, Deathcute, Demonadored, Demondollic, Demongender, Demonologycutie, Demonologygender, Deofolsicfleurial, Eldricute, Friendemonica, Gurokawaesic, Mademongirlic, Meatcutehoardic, Moruteaesic, Pasdemoonlic, Pasprinmasc, Prinfloramonic, Softdemongender, Yamikawaesic, 🎀emojic

Other mogai

Alderdemo, Alderfamon, Assigned Demonic/Demon at Birth /ADeAB, Cuteperspesque, Daeliaspective, Daemvior, Demointent, Demonchildvesi, Demonivesi