#imnotlying

[presidentconfessions]

"my math teacher just called richard nixon a "tumblr sexyman" /real /actuallyhappened /imnotlying "

[han-j1]

Reasons why winston is good

1: He's cute

2: He is good at killing squishies

Reasons why I play him

1: "Hi there"

2: the "chchchchhc" sound when you zap people

[purrplefoxx]

🤷🏾‍♀️🤣😂🤣💯 #ItsTheTruth #ImNoTLying #ImAOldHeadNow https://www.instagram.com/p/CFatBFbnaL4/?igshid=98e4bya3zlom

[dogcalledstorm]

Luckily for me I’m a Golden Retriever who are known as apex predator dogs. Sure, we act nice all the time but that’s just a facade until we attack. #Samoyed #goldenretriever #dogs #hunter #imnotlying https://www.instagram.com/p/BxUtLpeho-j/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1x43izjynde7h

[chronicpainsworld-blog]

[lemonsquaresdelicious]

Totally wasn't driving when this photo was taken #yesitstrue #imnotlying #reliabledriver #imsafeok

[the-rivulet]

I have eaten pasta basilico al dente style with green olives for 11 days straight and you can do nothing to stop me

[rollingpenguin]

It's true

They told me

My big penguin plush got very drunk at a party once, spent the last seconds of the year in the toilet cleaning up

#imnotlying

[steveairsupreme]

These all natural facial peels are the 💣 I know guys don't traditionally use these but hey I don't care lol my face is smooth soft and feels great to touch ...my girl told me so lol Ladies if you want to try this 💣peel can you dm me Men, who is man enough enough to try a face peel for softer smoother skin that your lady will enjoy??? 🐃 #itrieditsowhat #mygirllikesittoo #softerskin #smootherskin #clearerskin #allnatural #nochemicals #refreshing #imnotlying #ireallytrieditlol #guysdontdmmeanythinginnapropriate #pause #notjoking #ladiestoonothinginappropriate #iminarelationship Model: @kmarchiori0993 (at Colorado Springs, Colorado)

[redrosethings]

IT HAPPENED

*around the time where me and my friend were new ARMYs*

Me: ok so who's your bias

Her: what's a bias

Me: well

Me: you know Jungkook

Me: he's the like the definition of bias ok

Her: who's junglebook

[kcookieface]

But really though... #ImNotLying #RBFSurvivor #ThickThighsMeansMorePuppiesOnMyLap #FluentSarcasm

[onlinecashmoney]

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[datnigcoont-blog]

💯 #SoljaboyChallenge #KentaTheReal #MYSTORY #CatchingBodies #IMnotLying #ThisTheTruth #VladTV #SHARE #GoViral #2017 ##MyYear #Comedy #LifeStyle #Crazy #Lmao #NewNews #Celebrity #KTR #soljaboy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[logophile2311]

#imnotlier

#PROUD

[chronicpainsworld-blog]

[lemonsquaresdelicious]

Another edition on : find someone who looks at you like I do at food // ngl, spent a good 10 minutes trying to find a photo of the food :( ☆ ☆ ☆ #FOODPORN #lovefoodhatewaste #happybutfatgirl #yay #pizza #francomanca #sourdough #prettygood #tb #throwback #foodislove #myonetruelove #fightme #imnotlying #meatlovers #personal #gasp #food #italian #oxford #foodie #blurrypic #sorrynotsorry (at Franco Manca Oxford)