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[imnotawitchimyourwife]

apparently 11-yr-old me did not have a good time on this roller coaster

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gaysarahmanning replied to your post “hey friends!! i’m wanting to get into reading some feminist & wlw...”

lets you know!!!! yes

colonelcaroldanvers replied to your post “hey friends!! i’m wanting to get into reading some feminist & wlw...”

I would be interested! :D

thevilgalblues replied to your post “hey friends!! i’m wanting to get into reading some feminist & wlw...”

I would love to!

imnotawitchimyourwife replied to your post “hey friends!! i’m wanting to get into reading some feminist & wlw...”

Maybe you meant only mutuals but if not I would be interested?

kayla-bird answered your question “hey friends!! i’m wanting to get into reading some feminist & wlw...”

I'm so in?? OMG yes

nice nice! i’m thinking probably off tumblr? it’s not really the best format for discussion

[isthatwhatyoucalllearning]

imnotawitchimyourwife replied to your post “I posted an article on Elliot Rodgers on my fb today, commenting that...”

and i totally thought that particular dude was of the non-gross variety before that. ughh

dudefella replied to your post “I posted an article on Elliot Rodgers on my fb today, commenting that...”

bleh

coasterchild replied to your post “I posted an article on Elliot Rodgers on my fb today, commenting that...”

I'm sorry about all of that, dude. It's hella gross. I don't even know what to say, other than, I got your back for any more heated debates on the subject.

kat-rampant replied to your post “I posted an article on Elliot Rodgers on my fb today, commenting that...”

Ughhhhh nopenopenope

Ha, thanks for the support guys. He's really not that bad (which makes it kind of worse). Ah well, it's fiiiine...

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imnotawitchimyourwife replied to your post “once upon a time before i knew about…anything….i remember reading this...”

my wife and i just got legal like 2 weeks ago when the law was changed in our state and the "husband" and "wife" parts were just blacked out on the certificate it was so so classy

pffft oh my god