#coasterchild

[trekkie-lkm-archive]

Info:Every fandom needs zombie apocalypse fic!

Chekov/Sulu

The Enterprise is overrun with the undead, and the crew members are hiding out together, feeling hopeless. We're-all-gonna-die sex ensues.

Bonus points for Sulu being the virgin and Chekov's precocious genius ass being pretty experienced (with girls, at least). More bonus points for people not being able to tell if Spock is a zombie or not, and even more for Sulu coming through and kicking some zombie ass in the end. (thread)

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Author: Coasterchild + AO3

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[funsizedshark]

your griddlehark was such a funny and cute reading! and i was wondering if you have any griddlehark recs on ao3? thank you!!

hi anon! first of all thank you so much, i'm so glad u enjoyed it hehe and second of all!! i absolutely do :] i wouldn't call myself an expert but ive been going through the tag and i definitely have a few favorites that i need to comment on because i really loved these fics a lot. all of these are currently complete! i hope you enjoy them and if you want im always up for discussing great works hehe

here we go: not enough to ruin me by autumntales: 29k, the handmaiden au set on the ninth. showstopping amazing incredible if you havent seen the handmaiden i think id recommend you watch the movie first because knowing the plot twist is coming makes it even sexier but! theres no movie knowledge required. excellent work.

its a long road (losing all you own) by greekphilosophress: 5k, library au, harrow thinks shes being haunted and antagonized by gideon. honestly whats new. harrow's internal monologue on the brink of a nervous breakdown is what rlly makes this fantastic

the things that befall cavaliers by ThatAloneOne: 1k, short and sweet in that rip your heart out way. gideon and harrow from the end of gtn are time-looped back to the beginning of the events while theyre still on the ninth. i wanna read a 40k fic with this premise now

Midnight at the Mithraeum by zoicite; 66k, harrow is the manager of a speakeasy, gideon works at a casino, they hate each other and wake up married. literally what more could you ask for. i love realistic relationship development and even though they are very stupid and bad at communicating i adore them

Cake by the Ocean by zoicite: 15k, same author!! gideon bargains her voice for human legs after she saves harrow from drowning. it goes just about as well as you imagine it would go but its hilarious

The Furnace of You by Cypseloides: 67k, post htn (not nona compliant) where harrow, gideon and cam(and pal) end up escaping from the mithraeum. the summary reads angst. dramatiques. kissing. and theyre right its all of that but theres also camilla being incredible. palamedes being just as great. and most importantly, gideon getting some LOVIN

blue gray green lavender by smolranger: 29k, harrow and gideon are forced to work together to participate in a sailing race. this made me want to learn how to sail, which is the highest possible compliment i can pay a fic-you made me wanna learn something. thats incredible. i love it. the amount of detail in it is so good to read and the griddlehark is just. chef's kiss. excellent work

raise the gates, love by syntheseas: 3k hades (the videogame) au where gideon is zagreus and harrow is thanatos. if uve ever played the game youre gonna love this, its so good and the premise is PERFECT like are you kidding. thats Them

trust/fall by strangehunger; 4k, piercer harrowhark lets tattoo artist gideon tattoo her. anon u dont know me but tattoos are IT for me so this really checked all the boxes for me personally

we've got a good thing goin' by sinshine: 14k, nebulously post htn, team 69 find a safe house and its. the tern family vacation home. its hilarious. griddlehark try and fail to figure their shit out until they get it right. i love it

beat your swords into ploughshares (and your spears into pruning hooks) by NotAFicWriter: 18k, post-war, harrowhark goes cottagecore and avoids everyone. she plants tomatoes instead. little butch farmer harrow was everything i never knew i needed but this fic DELIVERED. i was yearning for a butch farmer wife like ten words in

eyes and words so icy, oh but she burns by groundedsaucer (coasterchild): 47k, harrow is a figure skater, gideon is a hockey player. obviously they end up pair skating together for a competition. obviously they hate each other at the beginning. i went into this with high expectation and finished it with the delight i usually associate with good sports anime. loved it

nothing safe is worth the drive by saltwaterconfessions (rosesandcinnamon): 4k, modern au with out besties on a road trip, the pining is incredible. hit a little bit too close to home ! the lesbian yearning is strong in this one !

let’s drink to feelings of temptation by overnights: 25k, bartender colleagues au, extremely fun because i love them being antagonistic. it fuels me.

memories of darkness undone by the light by corpsesoldier: 5k, not nona compliant post htn, if these two just TALKED TO EACH OTHER............ i swear to god. also an excellent example of lesbian miscommunication and yearning. really good

i hope u have fun reading! make sure to also check out other fics by these same authors and send them some love :] i might update this list in the future as i read my way through the tag. have a nice day!

[theriverbeyond]

seeing that one of your fic recs was a skating one literally made me squeak with joy you’re doing jod’s work (if he wasn’t a rat bastard)

ahh THANKS the real props is to the incredible authors!!

eyes and words so icy, oh but she burns by groundedsaucer (coasterchild) (ft. griddlehark, hokey player!Gideon and figure skating!Harrow, Harrow needs a doubles partner... u know how this one goes!!!)

also, anon, if u like figure skating AUs, have you seen:

The world hit her like a fall by a_big_apple (ft. griddlehark, ft. BABY griddlehark!! ft. ice skating and feelings!)

[imnotawitchimyourwife]

advocating for the lesser known kids’ lit at my work

[odylism]

coasterchild replied to your link: The One Shot Podcast Network Kink Meme

@odylism i beg to differ I absoLUTELY want to see your take on the dick pic prompt

You’re too kind. Given my thoughts on Tryst’s level of literacy, I suspect my fill would be disappointing to the OP. If it goes unfilled long enough, I’ll probably finish my fill and post. 

[audible-smiles]

Twitter user @coasterchild drew some extremely Cursed t-shirts

[spacecravat]

doodling over romance novel covers with campaign podcast characters, which can be blamed on 1) @coasterchild who said the first cover was very leenik/tryst and 2) james d’amato who said it should be a meme

[mercy-misrule]

There's a very good chance you've already mentioned this somewhere, (jeez, it's even possible I've asked this before) but do you have any recommendations for reading Deadpool and/or Cable & Deadpool? I could just start slogging through everything I can find on Marvel Unlimited, but I know I'll just get burnt out. Plus, I trust your judgement regarding these matters. Any writers in particular stand out?

honestly I've read a lot of deadpool media and enjoyed none of it as much as the cable and deadpool series. it's also been a long time since I read any but at the very least, avoid anything written by Daniel Way. that was some particularly bad deadpool times

[queermccoy]

coasterchild replied to your post “okay so the fast and furious/america horror story fusion i just read...”

LINK IT, PLEase

http://archiveofourown.org/series/179615

[femscinerd]

coasterchild replied to your post “soooooooo i’ve kind of been wanting to try writing some voyager...”

do it do it do it

but what if it's terrible

[mercy-misrule]

coasterchild replied to your post:thetrashiestoftrash replied to your post:zectic...

oh my gosh i just watched that video because of this link and WOW THAT’S DELIGHTFUL

for further adventures into neon feral child hell i recommend big bang's mv for Monster, gdragon's solo song Crayon (featuring hilarious reference to the dark knight)

and block b's mv's for very good (i love that this is also so clearly 'we are early 20's dudes and we loved the dark knight at the beginning), jackpot and HER

[isthatwhatyoucalllearning]

omg i just saw on Matt's fb that you officially got the job! Congratulations! kick that farm's butt.

Ahh, thank you! I'm so excited! That farm's butt hasn't got a chance :D

[femscinerd]

coasterchild replied to your post: what if i did a drunk science q&a ...

I can’t guarantee I would be awake and/or able to come up with questions, but I’d totally read it! Also, would you prefer the questions be about your own field of study or are more general science inquiries welcomed?

either way! i'm so out of touch with some of the general science, the results could be really hilarious.