#immortal twilight

[karticatyt]

Doomed yuri twipie (i never use that terminology so i had to confirm with @rysta-makes-art that i was using it correctly 👍 sorry im kind of a boomer)

i was sad so i wanted to self project with my favorite horse angst trope (immortal twilight) and i’m pretty happy with how this turned out

[lestatscxntybob]

Stephenie Meyer Vampires: "Getting turned into a vampire is the worst pain imaginable. The vampire venom is so painful you'll want to die."

Anne Rice Vampires: "Getting turned into a vampire is like the best gay sex you've ever had while flying high on the best cocaine imaginable. But you'll shit yourself after."

[cracklewink]

Harmony Syndrome Part 5/5

The last chapter of my mlp infection AU! Thank you to everyone who followed along. Some final thoughts on my twitter @cracklewink if anyone's interested : )

[aerequets]

welding a rose for one's wife, as one does (yor offhandedly mentioned how she got sad when her flowers died)

[ghostplasmas]

I can't take myself seriously.

This is for the LU discord weekly prompt: "everything is the same EXCEPT ___" And I decided to make everything the same- except Time is a Muppet!

This turned into a full blown AU (/srs)

[interstate35south]

listen. i like a good “hualian adopts wwx” au as much as the next guy. but do y’all ever think abt the fact that appearance wise. xie lian and hua cheng are supposedly like. 17-19

i forget about it until i’m consciously reminded of it but there’s comedic potential in there somewhere

like i imagine they could probably get away with it when wwx was a young child but it’s all fun and games until visibly 34 year old wei wuxian is still calling apparently 17 year old xie lian dad

[skyscrapergods]

Who was the first and last of Twilight’s friends to die?

Spike was the last. Dragons can live for hundreds of years.

As for who dies first, that's an interesting question. I assume you mean of the mane 6.

Here's some possibilities.

I feel like pinkie pie would just have a random heart attack one day. Keel over. Gnight.

Fluttershy was unable to survive swamp fever, even though she helped unearth the cure, it was too late for her. The tree she became disappeared one day.

Rainbow dash breaks her neck because she tried to do a sonic rainboom while being old as balls

Apple jack dies of old age surrounded by her great grand foals

Rarity passes away of a terminal condition a few months after completing her magnum opus, which she came out of retirement to make.

So that would mean fluttershy dies first, applejack dies last, and spike outlives them all.

This is just speculation, of course. Who knows what fate really brings.

[cherries-in-wine]

If you think about it vampires are just romanticised mosquitoes

[chaoticmiserablelover]

It's fall, which means I need my emotional support vampire books.

[mmpookie]

woohoo yippie arcana twilight day 9 : The academy (featuring non other than the founder of contell academy --> (old man))

do NOT ask me if this makes sense with alpheratz's timeline bc honestly I wish I knew (I headcanon schedar keeps his scar as a momentum to polaris's sacrifice... or whatever...)

[mahoganyrust]

Edward: I waited nearly a century for the love of my life

Jack: Pfft try 300 years buddy

Merlin: ROOKIE NUMBERS

Crowley: You guys waited?

[heebiejeebiesart]

The ones who remain

[kingofanemptyworld]

Ichigo: So how old are you, anyway?

Grimmjow: Hell if I know. Pretty sure I didn’t experience time the same way you do when I was an adjuchas, and fuck trying to remember anything from before I was a Gillian.

Ichigo: Adjuchas. Right. Which one is that again?

Grimmjow: Goddamn, is there anything in that head of yours, Kurosaki? Or are you really just here to look pretty and bash things with your sword?

Ichigo: I don’t just bash things with my sword, asshole. And what do you mean— *realizes what Grimmjow said* *ichigo.exe has stopped working*

Grimmjow: Yeah, that’s what I figured.

[rindragon-from-twewy]

Hi my name is Vivia Rott'n Rigermortys Waverly Twilight and I have short mossy green hair (that's how I got my middle name) with black streaks and frizzy ends that reach my shoulders and dark purple eyes like jagged amethysts and a lot of people tell me I look like Rantaro Amami (If u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!).

Prepz DNI! This is 4 da h4rdc0r3 goffs only!!!11!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!111!!!!!!

Let meh tell u all about my sexxyyy as fukk romacne with mah boyfriend Yakou Furio (YES WE R GAY! DLDR!!!!111!1!!!!!!)

Alt version of the art work;

I got possessed demons and re-wrote the first 11 chapters of My Immortal to be as if Vivia was the author. Feel free to do/say whatever you want with this cursed, cursed thing (au(?)), hate comments under the chapters would make things feel more authentic imo lmfao-

[glassofoj-twitter]

Comic idea: Twilight learning what it really means to become an alicorn princess

[space-bugcat]

Oh the contract and similar between Q!Phil and Q!Bad make me go fuking CRAZYYYYY. Oh, how cc!Phil and cc!Bad nailed so perfectly in describing what an immortal would look like.

Both are immortal species who live through thousands and thousands of years, fought in hundred battles, watched kingdoms rise and fall. Two of the most experienced members on the island are the most hypocritical.

They are so full of themselves. They always think what they are doing is right, is the only way, are for the best outcome cuz they lived through it all. And the way they justify their actions, even come out of their way to make people think they are right is just GHHDGSHSHJSJ!!!! (I love them so much)

Most of the time they are right. They DID see it happen lots of times, their actions always have a good motive behind them. BUT AGAIN they believed their actions were so right they did not talk to others about it even to the ones they love and care for, they just did it.

Oh, how the higher beings are so blinded by their knowledge they refuse to see what they did is not all the times good, not every thing easy to justify.