#imma keep working on this silly fanfic

[villianousfancomic]

Auction day- part 7

Just a trillion dollars short

[cherry-pop-elf]

As a AO3 writer imma have to blame this coming fic I’m working on all on @drunkwithmouthwash

Clears throat

Horse Of A Different Color

Jimmy figured this one off job would be something needed to get money, and maybe even as far as to clear his head. Just some cash, food, privacy, just away from it all. What Curly failed to mention was the extra crew member that tagged along last minute. A pal named Polle

I have so many drafts I know, but what’s one more?

Shall Polle be a literal anthropomorphic horse? The person Polle is based on? Or, like in the story, someone who represents his trauma and guilt as a whole?

Perhaps a certain amazing artist like DrinkingWith would desire a collaboration of sorts?

A artist and the writer?

Deep analysis on the mentality of Jimmy

With some silly crack to help reel the readers back in to keep it from pure depression and brain melt

That crack still having deeper layers with obsession to Jimmy none the less

Dealio~?

/nf of course! No matter what I was genuinely inspired by your art work to follow through on this fanfic analysis. I love deep analysis’s and I feel so strongly about an actual Polle/Polle representation being involved since in game it is. But what about at the start? Before it all? That maybe Polle is also Anya’s guardian angel, since she sleeps under the mascot because it’s motion activated so Jimmy can’t sneak up on her

No matter what my ass is making sure to credit inspiration of course

Figure like if you did want to collab on this I leave the option available! : D

Okie byeeeeee

[alphaofdarkness]

Okay Dany, convince me to ship Kidge. What is the appeal of this ship? (genuinely asking because I've only watched season 1 and I'm curious)

⁉️👀⁉️

Not gonna lie anon, your question caught me off guard at 2am on a Sunday,, I was like 😳

“Oh shit someone's asking me?? About a ship?!” The intimidating question was so real and all I could do was literally go on a feral tirade on why I love Kidge so much and legit made no sense and just kept wondering in between moments of clarity on how I can properly defend myself on why I like the ship 😩 (not that I need to or have too, enough time has passed where I can say,,, just let me ship and be blissfully happy UwU, I do not car e anymore lol)

I will say that I want to keep this brief (as best I can, because heck I went feral just talking to myself on why I like the ship), I’m not the best at explaining things like some other amazing people might in the ship tag. But take what I say with a grain of salt and hope I don’t scare you off with whatever I do type.

**Note: This is not entirely brief liike how I wanted and I hate myself,, feck,,, I failed step one immediately**

Imma do bullet points, thoughts and prayers y'all cause I did my best to explain my chaotic thoughts lol ;;w;;

First and foremost! I definitely recommend that you watch the show in the general scope of a viewer and not just focusing on a ship. I think everyone should and would be aware of that~ but much like my initial watch I wasn’t paying much attention to the show and lore and story because I was distracted~. It wasn’t with Kidge at the time, but it definitely impeded my watch in the beginning as well as me falling off the fandom for a while into season 3-5. Plus, me rushing through those seasons when season 7 was coming around like, blood hell Alpha.

I think it goes without saying because the show is really good and love the found family aspect of it most importantly 👏🏼👏🏼 I am a sob and a fecking mess about this trope and I will forever cry over it.

I highly recommend watching the show in increments too instead of just binging it because you will lose information much faster 😭 and also it is just so fun to look forward to watch it the next day. I had so much fun this month just rewatching the show and am kind of depressed that it’s over lol 😔

Don’t cry because it’s over be happy for the journey (and all the fanfics you can reread again with full, understanding knowledge 😌)

Additionally, it is fun to reflect on the episodes re-watched, to better retain the info, at least for me, I can be slow with digesting new information (especially after so long), but it also made me giddy just talking to myself about the silly or serious shenanigans happening in the episode.

Second of all! I don’t want to convince you to ship Kidge 😩 I want you to convince yourself on why they would be good and cute together from your perspective! 👏🏼👏🏼

I personally think that they just work so well together, and while their initial interactions are short and brief, I love seeing them just standing next to each other or sharing panels during the fight sequences through much of the early seasons! I will say liike season 7 (even season 8) is like a holy grail for Kidge shippers because— 😩👏🏼 AH, took a while to get there, but we made it besties!!

Considering you’ve only seen season 1, I won’t dive into too many spoilers! To the best of my ability, I will say, I tended to focus on where the two stood by one another a lot and how they interacted in their lions and as Voltron and outside of it! ~

1. They both have family members/familial others on the trip to the Kerberos mission and just the whole concept of them looking for their respective familial figures.

Like that’s is the first part of the whole “WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL 😩” the way the two of them are shown to fight tooth and nail to save and go out of their way to figure out where their family members are is just 🤧✨ I truly believe if there was an opportunity to grow and develop them together it would have been over this.

I also find it incredibly fascinating that they are two of the most prominent characters that dive into their backstories in flashback sequences through the seasons ahead (we got a glimpse of Pidge's backstory in season 1 with a few more down the line). And how similar the two are in some of their experiences like school and being bullied and how their familial figures guide them (Shiro to Keith and Matt, and her father, to Pidge).

Hell, all of this could have been played as platonic all the way through or something more. Like I was there for it 👏🏼 I feel like this is a strong cemented stone on why I ship them a lot and keep me going on the potential their relationship could have been if they knew one another before the pilot episode. I just think it would have been cool, two conspiracy theorist bypassing the government to search for the truth!

2. They are literally the right and left arms of Voltron; the sword and shield ✨

I sincerely wish so much that again their relationship could have been developed more in the early seasons with this aspect, especially since we see how developed both Lance and Hunk are with each other (I mean they are literally best friends at the Garrison, I needed most of that with Kidge especially since they would be the opposite to them so it would have great to see them develop together as the arms of Voltron 🤧).

I just think it would have been nice to see it play out on how well they work together on the field and off it. I will say! It isn't all lost, especially into season 3 and like late season 6 and onwards! I say the dynamic of Shiro and Pidge in their lions and as Voltron currently is what kind of develops in Keith and Pidge later! I hope you can make sense of that later on as you keep watching 👀!

3. Other general things about their tropes and personalities just give me more fuel to ship them, such as:

Them both being introverted to heck in their respective ways; the techie nerd and the emo loner like,,, sillies!

I am always someone who loves looking at character color palettes and how they mesh well together; so believe me I lost my mind when Kidge shippers literally came up with Kidgemas cause of their red and green colors and I just *screams* 🌿🔥

I love both their personalities and how similar, yet different, they are to one another in that respect; they both have a drive and fire in them, their sarcasm and jibs to the others is so funny.

I'm not over season 1 episode,,, 2? Of the team training together and like,,, first of all, the two's small spat because Pidge couldn't concentrate during the mental exercise, but literally leaping to her defense when Allura threw food goo at her like,, Ah I just love her sarcasm to Allura then "The princess of what, your not ours--" and i just like go off queen, but also please no fighting 😩 y’all are going to be family ah,,, i love my dysfunctional family so much ya'll

Keith making a face at the action and immediately "Go loose, Pidge" LIKE AH! 👏🏼👏🏼😩😩

But they also have their calm moments of serene clarity and peace that is heighted with their interactions with the other characters as well!

I also noticed how they both tend to be the mature ones in some cases and some situations when around the other or a shared mature figure like Shiro; Keith by like a lot, clearly, but I was increasingly surprised by how Pidge maintained some serious temperament during missions, especially when around Hunk and most definitely around Lance lol (It is funny tho how serious and mildly annoyed she gets to his flirtatious ways, but can also immediately just let her guard down and have giddy fun with him when something catches her interest, it's so cute and hilarious 😌).

I also just love their development through the show of just letting their guard down around the others overtime! Especially with Keith and how his lone wolf personality melts away (believe me I lost my mind at how many sweet moments were between him and Hunk and IM just here crying at how Keith was able to smile and have fun around him 😭 💛❤️ got me all emotional i fecking criED). As well as Pidge with the others, especially after she told them about her true identity and how she wants to be able to work with them better without any secrets (On a side note, I wish there was more moments with Allura and Pidge earlier on ;;;o;;; SHE LEARNED ALTEAN FOR HER AND CORAN AND IM JUST,,, sweetie I love you! YOUR HONOR THEY ARE SISTERS! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼).

Ah shit, is that season 1 or 2? ;;w;; well, she learns it a nice fact! My girl is such a genius like how did she not like,,, move up grades in school, she is so intelligent , i could never. Not gonna lie, I feel like the team wouldn't be as successful with intel if they didn't have her and her tech wizard skills because DAMN.

Also how Keith was so up and arms when Pidge wanted to leave initially like!? Please ;;w;; sir has abandonment issues, please don't leave sweetie (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀); but also a similar scene occurs, very briefly, later on in reverse :) so take that as you will! It is very small, almost negligible if you aren't paying attention to it.

It is made better by a concluding panel that Kidge shippers just lose their minds over ! (Me, I am kidge shippers and I lost my mind over and over because they are just — *cries and sobs* perfecto!)

Very minor thing, but the height difference (in general im weak in the knees for this) always gets me crying, screaming, throwing up, going feral on the ground. My dearest Pidge, she may gain some legs later in life, but like she is definitely still tiny and I sob, give us short queens some representation because it is so hard out here, and we will kill you (not Allura bending down to her height in that episode she was planning to leave; how NOT to talk to a short person Allura lol ��)

I think it goes without saying that the whole team, including Keith, are protective of Pidge like as they should be and I just *grins mischievously* can say with confidence that he do 😌

Definitely more of a personal headcanon, and there is a Kidge art of it floating around somewhere in the tag, if they actually had more moments and trained together, but I love Pidge being taught on how to defend herself, especially one on one and like her managing to take down Keith in training and he's just like "⁉️⁉️😳⁉️⁉️” God, I love a woman that can kick my ass trope *chokes*.

I am a sucker for hearing their voices and tone and emotions, so you know for damn well I am listening to them just say the others name in a soft or sarcastic tone lol (I love Steven Yeun's voice, my Glenn 😭, I am a mess for not appreciating Keith before in my initial watch of the show).

Ah, I can go on and off about them, especially about the later seasons but like you're just going to have to take a look of it yourself as you go into it 😌

Once again, I definitely recommend you watch the show for what it is in its storytelling and lore and character development; you can keep a close eyed view of Kidge in the background, but definitely rewind for the moments or stop and pause or rewind for the information given in story.

I hope you enjoyed my nonsense speak and take something away from it or ignore it altogether. I don't mind, I want you, overall, to convince yourself on why you would like to ship Kidge as you watch the show, if at all! We are all here for a fun and good time after the show's initial debut 😌🌿🔥

Have a small doodle of Kidge! My first time drawing them after like 4 1/2 years and I am just,,, yelling at my growth in art and how cute I made them look; mild spoiler, I suppose, of their older selves appearances~ Hope you like! 😌✌🏼

Enjoy your day anon!

[the-s1lly-corner]

Hello! May I please have some headcanons for Itward with a friend who acts very childish and is technically god but they are still a silly little guy pretty please?

Itward x silly lil fella!reader who is very powerful! (platonic!)

wasnt sure if you wanted this to be platonic or not, but given that you refer to reader as his friend imma go that route + the ideas i have brewing are more platonic appropriate, so! eheeheheh i love feeding the itward fans, with he got more screentime + generally more fanfic content around him because theres so much to explore with him!

honestly when i initially read this request when it was first sent in i already imagined it as "tired human dad raising powerful nonhuman kid to the best of his abilities" except itward is a skeleton whos been around for god knows how long, but same energy nonetheless... definitely tries to show you right from wrong and give you good morals... though you probably inherit some of itwards strange behaviors (general way of doing things, being kind of being zoned out because youre thinking about a ton of stuff, ectectect)

you two get together and build things sometimes! usually small little gadgets, nothing too too crazy.. though every now and then he asks if you want to help him with the flying machines maintenance!

tells you the stories of his travels and adventures, though if youre on the younger side he tries to soften the darker stuff so its not as... horrifying...

tries not to baby you, since well. youre not a baby... but definitely frets over you every now and then especially if you start exercising your otherworldly abilities

which gives me an idea, if you happen to be on the chaotic or mischievous side, he would gently scold you if you do anything too out of line... but i think more often than not hes impressed by your creativity and that youre exploring your powers! better to get a hold on them now rather than later, if you havent already! definitely light hearted about it

sometimes laughs it off, too, if youre doing something genuinely harmless and silly

i guess you can say he has a....

funny bone...

snorts

lets you have your independence, though, since youre not totally helpless and he doesnt want you to have room to experience things and learn on your own... keeps a close watch on you, though

generally kind of adopts a dad friend role around you, especially if youre significantly younger than him ... though

on the chance youre actually older than him, i do think his approach around you would be a little different! definitely treats you more like an adult, but carries the same respect... ponders..

still lets you work on mechanical stuff with him

you hear him mention liking forks and you search far and wide to give him all the forks/hj

or you just summon them right then and there, if thats something you can do

very silly i like this idea

chews

[emerxshiu]

Spoilers for The Midnight Soirée on ao3

link to the series: RosenRot Au (i hope the link works, i dunno how they work here on tumblr) by Analytical_Cochineal (ao3) here is their tumblr too

I finally decided to draw fanart for my favourite fanfic and kirby au (its actually my second attempt, fucked up the first one and left it unfinished) so here it is!

there isnt an official yin-yarn gijinka on the art references fic, and i was too lazy to create one for him so uh...yeah.

based on SaturdayLemon's comment on chapter 5.

i thought it'd be funny to have him in the shinji pose, it was a pain drawing this, i dunno what was more difficult, the chair or kirby himself in that pose

i kinda tried to like, merge my style a bit with the reference(? if thats understandable, dunno sorry im shit at explaining but i'll try my best, ok so, i wanted to keep the facial features, because my artstyle tends to be kinda simplified, especially in the face so it usually doesnt have much diversity in head form and stuff (im kinda trying to work on that), i think saying that i tried to adapt it to style would be more accurate? not sure, but if i try drawing this goober again i'll try ti adapt it better, because he kinda looks...off? to me

love'd bad end nights, i tend to ocasionally check ao3 to see if theres anything new in the tags i lurk on, gasped when i saw another entry on the RosenRot AU

the only way that i had to describe it after finishing chap.1 was

"its written by a human yet it is so beyond my human comprehension i literally didnt understand anything at all yet i understood everything at the same time and i love it" i dunno its weird to put what i felt into words. i think kirby has a terrible time is so accurate, so much so i'd say its an understatement and terrible doesnt make it justice to what the silly goes trough

originally this were gonna be two drawings, this the first, and another one of fluff dissapointed, but uh, i fucked up the second one and i couldnt salvage it. so he died i guess, i was thinking about end of chap3 and beggining of chap4, basically "were going to be wed my darling fian- what do you mean by what."

also my first attempt was chap5 fluff, but i fucked up and it was followed by one of the weirdest intereactions i've ever had (it was 2am and i hadent gotten a good sleep in some days and i was watching a video talking about those "kid channels" that are definitly not for kids and weird (censored ofc) stuff appeared and i literally said "do u see this shit fluff" y'know the spider-man meme? yeah that one, and there's more but im going off the rails)

dead attempt of the chair thing

i think imma cut it here, i have so much more to rant about (i rlly love this au) but i'll save it for another post of this

Jambuhbye :3 !

[jestersdlc]

FAQ PAGE!!!

This page will explain rules for asks, what can be asked and some other potentially questions y'all may have! More may be added as they become needed!!!

Rules for Asks

NO NSFW content, please keep all asks SFW, I may, MAY occasionally be open to slightly suggestive asks nothing extreme tho, generally just...not comfy with NSFW anything, so no explicit NSFW asks please

Please no swearing/cussing or insulting phrases/words, I'm not a big fan of such language and would appreciate it if you didn't use such things in asks, (I admit I use Bloody a lot and...technically swearing...but...most people in North America don't...see it as swearing) tho feel free to be creative and use silly words instead ex. darn, shoot, stars, fiddlesticks, fudge, funk, you get the idea. I'll allow a pass to words like bloody, stupid, hell.

No spamming please, multiple asks are more then ok but if I don't get back to your ask quickly I may be busy/working on it/overwhelmed/stuck on rest so pleaseeeeeeee, please, please be patient with me

No racist, homophobic, transphobic, a-phobic, ableist, content or anything that could be hurtful to others please!!!

Also no p*dophiles, groomers, discourse, SA, drug-usage, harassment, Pro-ship, etc, none of that stuff, pleaseeee DNI.

What kind of things can you ask?

You can ask for sneak peaks and progress on wips writing or drawing and I MAY give a sneak peak or tell ya without showing depending on spoilers

Ask what I'm currently working on

Ask questions about my personal works or general questions for me, or about Charlie) as long as it doesnt go against anything else listed (ex. NSFW when thats not ok) If it feels too personal I may not answer tho!

Suggestive asks are...fine, but keep it SFW nothing explicit pleaseeee, also these may take longer to answer (depends on my current level of comfort with that kinda thing, sometimes fine, sometimes NOPE) and will be tagged #cwsuggestive

I'm happy to answer long asks and rambles about things I enjoy! :3

Is fanart/fanfics/gifts based on/inspired by your original works?

Ask first please!!! If you ask I'll let you know if I'm comfy with that or not! (My sona and Charlie are ok to tho, just keep stuff with them SFW only please!!!)

Can I use your art as an icon, banner, phone background?

If its fanart then sure! Just as long as you credit me, and if its fanart of another creator, make sure to credit that the characters belong to them as well! As long as you do that, absolutely! Just not my original works please (im not comfortable with that.)

Are you open to collabs/is it ok to message you?

Yes and yes! (just not for anything NSFW and as long as what you message isnt against anything here) Totally cool to! I may be a bit awkward but I'd be totally open to this! :3

Would you do NSFW content?

No. I'm not comfy with NSFW stuff, even suggestive stuff is very....iffy. So stuff like NSFW and general explicit content be it drawings or writing is just...not for me. I have to take Life drawing classes and that is...enough suffering usually T^T

So once again PLEASE no NSFW asks or fanart or fanfics/giftfics!!!

What pronouns do you use/what gendered terms are you ok with?

She/her, They/them and Ey/em/eir! Feel free to use them interchangeably, and I'm cool with feminine gendered terms (just...not ma'am pls...ick) and I LOVEEEEE gender neutral terms, If i ever end up having any neices/nephews/niblings imma be their Aunkle Jester!!! >: D

Please no Masc terms, I'm not a man and don't feel comfy being called one (I love androgyny and DO dress masc/neutral way more often then I do fem and...I frequently get misgendered :' D)

I'm fine with dude tho, it feels pretty gender neutral at this point.

And side note I use words like cute, pretty, handsome, charming and even beautiful neutrally, like, gender doesn't matter anyone can be ANY of these things!!! (Of course I won't use a term if it makes someone uncomfy to be called it >-<)

Go to asks!

Ask me (or Charlie) Stuff!

[7ndipity]

Okay so firstly here we goo,

💛💜🌙🔐🍓🍒🍇🍋🍐🖇☂️🧚‍♀️🪐⭐🪻☘.

Now, I'm in love with this whole scenario 😍. And the way you put it is so cutee.

Also, I was thinking about green when sending in the ask and then you wrote green. Are we soulmates or what?!!🤣

Anyways, you must know you bring me lotsss of comfort 🥰

Omg really?! Thank you!💜 (Also, finding soulmates through tumblr blogs seems very on brand for this fandom, I love it!)

Anyway, damn, you gave me a couple deep thinkers on that list lol! I'm going to put the asks under the cut just to keep this post from scrolling too long, but here we go!

💛 what is your favorite feature on yourself? - maybe my eyes?

💜 describe yourself in five words or less! -Sarcastic, Spooky, Daydreamer, Sister,

🌙 your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising) - Scorpio sun, Pieces moon, Cancer rising

🔐 something no one would guess about you - Apparently that I'm physically strong? Idk, people seemed surprised that I can lift like 50+lbs bags and stuff.

🍓 favorite food - Potatoes, in any form.

🍒 what is your earliest memory - the Minnie Mouse sheets on the bed as I woke up, going through the house to find my mom and sister. I think I was maybe four?

🍇 a word your friends would use to describe you - Gramdad

🍋 favorite genre to read / watch / write - Romance or mystery, especially with supernatural/paranormal elements.

🍐 if you could make one character real, who would it be - Maybe The Doctor from Doctor Who? Idk if I could pick one from my own works.

🖇️ what are your favorite asks to answer - I really like the ones when people are excited about their idea or my work or just excited in general. Don't hide your enthusiasm, it's wonderful!

☂️ your favorite fanfic from another writer - Ooh, there's so many good ones, but I'd have to say Act On It by @joonie-beanie . Yoongi, Vampires, Café Aus, so many of my favorite things.

🧚‍♀️ favorite characters of all time - Cas from Supernatural, Marcus, Aunt Sarah and Emily from Discovery of Witches, Darcy from Heartstopper, Jane Eyre, Elizabeth Bennett, (Imma stop there or this could go on a while)

🪐 favorite shows / series of all time - So weird(it's an old Disney series from the late 90s/early 00s), Hotel Del Luna, It's okay to not be okay, Our beloved summer,(I wanna say Supernatural, but I also don't wanna say Supernatural bc ugh)

⭐️ what is one of your biggest accomplishments? Why is it so important to you? - Honestly? Letting myself write. I spent so long thinking that I would never be good enough, so why even bother? But once I finally embraced that it didn't have to be perfect, it just had to be mine, it's made me soo happy.

🪻what is the toughest thing you had to go through, but can say you’ve successfully overcome? - idk if I have an answer for this one yet, I'm still working on it tbh

🍀 what is your comfort show/series and why is it your comfort show? How has it helped you? - This anime called Princess Jellyfish. The main character reminds me of myself a lot, and although it's super silly, it kinda encourages you to embrace your 'weirdness' and see the unique beauty in yourself and others.

If you wanna ask any more, feel free too!

[lvlyhao]

『you’re dating him but he’s not your bias』

reaction fic; NCT Dream

A/N: this is nct dream’s reaction to realizing your bias is not him (and you’re a couple). gender neutral, got way too deep at some points and was NOT meant to be this long. enjoy.

note that english is my second language and i speak mixing slang, accents and spellings from 3283928 places so i did notice there’s practice written with both s and c down there so

just dont mind it pls

also, today’s photo theme is dream looking cute in low quality shots.

𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓻𝓮𝓼: fluff (♡), angst (❆), comedy (☼), crack (⍢).

𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼: lots of swearing, my tough love for the neos, one mention of cheating that doesn’t actually happen, a couple of mentions of alcohol and drinking, some violence hidden in metaphors, me being chaotic, it got a bit more angsty and darker than i intended, but we do have all happy endings.

word count: 6.8K

pairing: nct dream members x reader ( includes mark, renjun, jeno, haechan, jaemin, chenle, jisung)

disclaimer: the characters in the story below do not reflect real people or present real facts. this is purely fictional, and you may not copy, change, translate or repost my work in any way. all rights reserved © cherry-hyejin 2021.

*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:

Mark

oh, poor baby

i feel like he would be a little heartbroken 

just a little

not so much if it’s someone from dream, because they’re his little brothers, but if it’s one of his hyungs from 127 or wayv,,,,,

boy might cry

he’s not super dramatic about it or anything but i don’t see him as being super confident about himself

so he might think like

“do they think he’s cooler than me?”

and it’s silly, yes, he knows

but it’s just something that pops up in his mind sometimes when you bring him up

so for the sake of this fanfic let’s pretend you’re johnny biased

because gods know i am

at least when it comes to 127

mark would be divided into fanboying with you and being like “YO, HE’S THE COOLEST GUY ON EARTH OH MY GOD I’M SO GLAD YOU AGREE”

and

“a h”

<gives you a little tiny smile to cover up the sound of his heart breaking>

would constantly try to get closer to you when johnny is around, and just

showing off in little (kinda dumb) ways

complimenting you

being even more whipped than usual

like yes he’ll give you all of his watermelon slices just please don’t look at johnny like that again

i think johnny would kind of play into it with the whole “imma steal your s/o” thing

and he doesn’t do it to make mark jealous or hurt

we know he’d rather get hit by a train than ever actually upsetting his son on purpose

but we also know he’s johnny

cue “OH DUDE HE’S FLIRTING”

so yeah he might call you lil pet names (beautiful, cutie, you get it)

just to see you giggle 

(and see your soul leave your body)

might say he’s taking you out for dinner when he’s just driving you to get more ice cream for a movie night with the gang lol

and winks

expect a lot of winks

anywhere and anytime

which makes mark sometimes feel like he’s intruding???

and that you appreciate johnny more than him???

he genuinely doesn’t understand how you can date him and still not have him as your bias

don’t you like, love him above everyone else or smth lol

his “showing off” phase eventually fades tho

now every time you hang you with the boys and johnny is around, he’ll be a bit more distant 

he thinks he’s giving you space to interact with his friends but he’s just shying away from competing with one of his favourite people ever

and it’s a competition that Does Not Exist™

but he’s not 100% aware of that

and you’re not that dense 

so ofc you notice

and you wait till you two are alone to talk to him, and he BEGRUDGINGLY admits that you being johnny biased makes him feel kinda small and unimportant

he’d never try to make you change your bias or anything

he just needs reminders that he’s your #1 boy sometimes

which is fine by you

and by him

cus now it’s you calling him pet names all the time

and hugging him

and kissing his cheek

and praising his work

and blowing kisses from across the room

and just telling him straight up that no matter what, you’ll always go to him

(not that you ever had any chance with johnny lmao)

THIS GOES TO SHOW COMMUNICATING IS KEY, CHILDREN

COMMUNICATE

Renjun

wym donghyuck is your bias lol

literally are you fucking kidding him

don’t get me wrong ok

everyone knows renjun loves haechan

they’re bffs and could not live without each other

but at the same time,,,

what is wrong with you

who did he choose as his s/o gods help him

if it was jeno, or mark, or jaehyun, or winwin, or kun, or lucas, or yuta, or taeyong, or ten, or,,,,

literally ANY of his other members

he’d understand your point and be like “ok fine”

but haechan???? hmmm bestie no

he’s not gonna throw a fit

not after the first time you told him anyways

HE WAS SURPRISED OKAY

and he just whined very loudly after having laughed for 5 minutes thinking it was a joke

<flashbacks of that one time he had to sing the ottoke song with haechan on weekly idol>

if you don’t know that iconic scene, renjun had a whole ass meltdown in 3 seconds while yelling “aAAAAAH JINJJAAAAA” and getting ready to punch the living shit out of hyuck

for no reason other than the fact that it’s haechan we’re talking about and injun’s little body is filled with rage

BACK ON TRACK

would probably try to act all cool about it and be like “i don’t mind” but bruh does he mind

and it doesn’t help that haechan is such a little shit about it

he doesn’t even flirt with you

he just

constantly reminds renjun that he’s your bias—not him—and then constantly praises himself over you

“ah, y/n~ did you choose me as your bias because i’m the best vocalist? or was it because i’m the best dancer? mAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE OF MY OH SO BROAD SHOULDERS—”

(pause for injun to punch him)

(unpaused)

and ok in the beginning it was funny seeing him all worked up but now it’s just annoying to be in the same room as these two

haechan won’t let either of you live

and renjun just wants to

fight

so it eventually gets to the point where you’ll talk to renjun and jeno will talk to hyuck cus even the other dreamies are tired of it

except maybe for chenle, he always laughs his ass off when they start bickering

ANYWAY

your conversation goes something like “oh my god renjun i’m literally dating you, i don’t like haechan better or anything you little pile of fury”

while jeno sits hyuck down in front of him and jaemin and just

“bro why are you like this”

“bro”

no but renjun would apologize for going overboard with his protectiveness and jealous energy because he’s not generally like that

he’s angry all the time but never about something involving you, you know

he tries his best to treat you like the royalty you are

but something about hyuck being your bias makes him feel a bit like a castaway???

he’s very creative and as an artsy kid myself i know we’re very prone to feeling left out because we’re just different from the others

so he’d think maybe haechan really has a better voice

or better dancing skills

or he looks better

he is taller than injun after all, and has broader shoulders, and his hair is all fluffy and—

the whole thing just made him insecure about things he had settled with himself long ago

he was fine with being him

but not so much when it came to that

i don’t think you two would fight over it cus tbh i think renjun would really only get with someone who can be very understanding of him

and i think hyuck would actually apologize to renjun too

not when everyone’s around but like, maybe after dinner or something and he just needs to feel like they’re besties again

hyuck never meant for things to get out of control

he just really likes both injun and you as his friends, and aside from skinship his most prominent love language is,,,

teasing

he was really just trying (very poorly) to grow closer to the person his best friend loves so much—you—because renjun is SUCH a big part of his life it would just feel wrong to not be good friends with you as well

don’t tell them i said this but they hug it out

injun strikes me as someone that could take a bit of time to bounce back from something that hurt his pride or his sense of belonging

and his way of healing and bonding is just,,,

art

sure, keep being haechan biased, but also please read with him

and talk about his fantastic animal creations

and watch those buzzfeed unsolved alien theory videos because he really wants to discuss it and maybe even draw what he thinks the aliens look like

hyuck tones it down, you make sure renjun knows you like him for him, renjun starts to (secretly) appreciate hyuck’s talent along with you...

and now let’s take a moment to imagine the minute you watch their latest mv with injun by your side

and yes okay the first thing you see is CLEARLY how good renjun looks because holy fucking shit he’s an angel (and i’m clearly not renjun biased)

but then,,,,,,

wAS THAT A HAECHAN HIGH NOTE

(there’s always a haechan high note, just look for it)

and ok maybe he did scream a bit with you because of how good it all sounded

and you know what, it works out perfectly bc you two are my new otp and you were meant for each other

but we do have to mention the eventual happening of chenle saying like “oOoOoOoH y/N wErE yOu dRoOliNg oVeR hAeChAn AgAiN” after a special stage

and then you, injun and hyuck all attempt to choke him

i’m kidding

or not

Jeno

ah, lee jeno

aka samoyed boi

yes i do call him that no i will not stop

everyone is always writing jeno as being super protective and literally about to burst a lung if someone else ever does as much as look at you

but i just 

don’t see him that way

he’s a taurus and from what i know about taurus they can be v v jealous, yes, but they mainly seek comfort

so he’s fine with you biasing jaemin

as long as you’re not ditching him or anything lol

and ok, imma be 100% honest here even if it sounds like literal no fun (jenojaem wink wonk)

jaemin doesn’t flirt with you

not any more than he flirts with

every other breathing creature

ever

he’s really only platonically interested in you, never remotely romantic or anything lol

on the other side, he is in love with jeno

basically, if jaemin is your bias, jeno is his

so nothing really changes

we know how nomin are, okay

they hold hands, they stare deeply into each other eyes, they nearly kiss at least once every time they go live

it's just them

you gotta respect it bruh

i know this is the most boring reaction ever so let’s create the one (1) instance where jeno would actually dislike that you bias someone else

i think he would feel a bit hurt if you seemed to be more supportive of jaemin’s work than his

and it’s not something big or on purpose

it’s just something like going with him to a recording session but not going with jeno because you have homework

or after a very busy practise day going to praise jaemin first

even if it’s just three words

“you did good”

and then you’re going towards him, he’s gonna feel like maybe he doesn’t deserve your praise as much as nana????

i actually feel like, among the dreamies, jeno is the least confident one when it comes to his performance

he knows he’s not an awful rapper or anything but i think it can be a bit too much, being around such bright and huge presences like the others while his nickname literally means “no fun”

his members are just so loud and full of energy most of the time

and sometimes he just really needs to be quiet and observe in silence 

(yes i do know he’s chaotic and a crackhead, i’m just saying as we know he can be a bit introspective)

so what if you just

stopped seeing him?

did he become invisible to you?

did you finally fall for jaemin’s beautiful smile and stupid pick-up lines?

he’s not gonna let it show that he’s affected, though

earth signs are nearly always the ones to “stay strong” because we have this image that people are relying on us???

so we do what we do

bottle everything up and overwork ourselves bc we only got two modes

1. chill, super balanced and down to earth (ay for the pun)

2. please make us take a break we’re literally about to cry if we work for one more minute but we can’t allow ourselves to fucking take it easy

so yes you’ve guessed correctly, we’re going with 2

jeno is going to go so, SO hard on everything he does 

literally every single activity you can think of from dance practice to photoshoots to cooking for the dreamies

he stays up later than usual to get that one tricky move in the choreo just right

he works out more because he thinks he has to look absolutely perfect for when they shoot the mv

jisung asked for ramen? he’s making it but you bet your ass he’s spending over 40 minutes just chopping so

many

vegetables

AND STUFF THAT JISUNG WON’T EVEN EAT

but he’s doing it anyway for the reason being that it just has to be the Best™

and it’s not like he’s competing with anyone else to be diligent

this is just about being better than he was and showing himself—and maybe you—how painstakingly hardworking and driven he can be

maybe then you’re gonna acknowledge him as much as you acknowledge nana :((

:(((((

writing this is making me downright sad, jeno is so underrated and unaware of his power UGH

and i need to point out this is NOT about making you change your bias from jaemin to him, this is solely about having you recognize his efforts, even if you already do

if you just thought jeno was like going off in work because it was asked of him to, jaemin would DEF notice and talk to you about it

turns out it’s a habit of jeno to go extra hard sometimes and he needs someone to make him take a break

so it goes down like you breaking into the practice room when jeno and jisung were practising

the first reaction is confusion

the second is oh hey babe how are you

third is

a-are you dragging jeno and his bag out of the door while screeching at jisung to order pizza and doughnuts for everyone??

yes you are and i’m proud of you

so jeno is still confused and making those cute “hUh” noises he does omg i love him so much

and you’re just rambling about how much of an amazing artist he is, and you love his voice, and he’s a fantastic dancer, and his expressions and gestures are on point, and he takes such good care of the dreamies and

he’s perfect

and he knows jaemin must have talked to you, and he feels so vulnerable to have you know how on edge he’s been

baby boy just needs some rest

and that’s exactly what you give him, with a bath full of those fancy bath bombs and flower petals and candles at your house/apt

then a quick sheet mask while you massage his shoulders and keep saying how much you genuinely admire him

the mask might be ruined cus he started crying out of exhaustion

after that’s been done and you’ve hugged for at least like 5 min nonstop, you head over to the dorms, where hyuck was in charge of setting up a blanket fort while mork and nana gather board games, jisung gets the food and chenle

well chenle just had to make sure jisung doesn’t forget to order for someone and doesn’t break like 10 plates trying to set the table lol

this is way longer than the others so imma wrap it up

make it obvious and loud that you see and respect jeno’s hard work and he’ll be alright again

and maybe make those game nights a weekly thing when possible, it would make him very happy

he’ll never again feel sad when you praise jaemin cus now he’s sure he does enough, and above all, he is enough

Haechan

haechan = full sun

why would you ever bias someone when you’re dating the goddamned sun

does not understand

but also does not care that much

actually, one out of two really depending on who your bias is

if it’s one of the members he has that tom/jerry relationship with, prepare for so

much

complaining

and clinging

AND HE’D BE SO LOUD OH MY FUCKING GOD

donghyuck please stop screaming about doyoung not deserving to be your baby’s bias, it’s 2 am

on the other hand, if it’s one of the (few) members he,,,

adores with all of his heart and is not afraid to show it

ex: sungchan, jaehyun, taeil and yang2x

then you can bet he’s going to be right beside you whenever you feel like throwing a fit because he’s just so handsome and talented

IF IT’S MARK OSHDISJD

i’m going to write you as being mark biased ok? ok

i honestly don’t know if he’d feel more jealous of mark or of you

he loves you both

a lot,,,,

and he really doesn’t like it when mark blushes when you compliment him

and he doesn’t like it when mark literally just walks past you and you trip over your feet because bro tf u doing, that’s some embarrassing shit

lowkey done with you two

but also PAY HIM SOME ATTENTION

or don’t, he’s fine either way (cue crossed arms and staring at you from across the room until you come give him a kiss)

“he’s pretty cute but i’m cuter right baby”

pouty pouty pouty if he ever feels neglected

will be so fucking annoying lmao i can’t write haechan, i love him but i do understand why renjun is always trying to beat him up

he’d be a show-off in a different way than mark because he can be so petty

will take every chance he gets to pull a one-liner

will sing everything he has to say just so you know he can hit those high notes

what do you mean dream doesn’t have a schedule today

oh man, he could swear they did

because that is the sole reason why he’s wearing his most expensive clothes and shoes + makeup to walk around the dorms, yes

no he doesn’t want to impress you

shut up

will text you like every single fancam he sees on twitter

every

single 

one

and are they mark’s?

lol no, they’re his

he is so genuinely trying to make you a member of his sunflower cult 

<whispers> “tell me i’m your bias” 

“donghyuck what the actual hell why are you standing at the end of my bed in the middle of the night like a fucking demon child”

he really wants to act all cool and composed but he wants to be your bias so fucking bad

he’s a bad bitch all around and just does whatever

cus haechan privilege

and he tends to not care about what people say and think???

bc he knows he’s lee donghyuck

he’s fully aware of the effect he has on people

but you

not biasing him

naw, he can’t take it

will do anything and everything he can to make you say, JUST ONE TIME, he’s your bias

then you can go back to loving (his) mark

so for your sake, for his sake, for mark’s sake

just give donghyuck what he wants

i can promise he’ll keep being an ass no matter what you do

like yeah did you just buy him coffee and his favourite cake? well that’s sweet but iS HE YOUR BIAS YET

“aw babe thanks so much for taking a bullet for me but now please say i’m your bias”

if you still don’t do it, it’s time to be extra petty

will actually drop you for mark

his logic is something like: he can’t be your bias? pity, so he’s just gonna date him instead

and mark is mark so he has no idea what’s going on

everyone in 127 and dream finds this absolutely hilarious cus suddenly donghyuck seems to be doing his best to win over mark’s heart and i mean more than usual???? and he’s treating you like his bro????

<you leaving the dorms to go to uni or smth so you go to hyuck for a goodbye kiss> “no can do, i’m committed”

“i’m your partner”

“no that’s mark”

it’s not 100% a joke when i say i can see him getting down in one knee to propose to mark while making eye contact with you to

assert his dominance

and mark is just

“dude

what HAHAHA”

and you are so done, i’m so sorry you have to go through that bby

i don’t think there’s another way to fix haechan other than just admitting he was your bias for an era, or a comeback or something

like yeah with the other dreamies before him it’s bonding + healing time bc i wrote it all kinda angsty (lol sorry) but with donghyuck

no

“will you stop this if i say you were my bias during reload era”

“mark wasn’t in dream that era tho”

“yes i know”

i say he’s gonna take what he can get and now things can finally go back to normal

with the exception that something else comes along with hyuck being satisfied with you biasing him

he just has a full pass to fanboy over mark now too

what am i talking about?

new 127 mv is out

you: watching it beside haechan and going off about how pretty mark looks

him: going off even harder bc he’s whipped too

this is what a happy couple looks like 

but now i pity mark because he has you two idiots fanboying over him irl

savemork2021

Jaemin

nana is just such a chill and fun guy

i can’t see him being actually jealous or anything if he finds out you bias someone else

and so the two of you become insufferable together

bitch, i’m telling you

he (ur bias) is not gonna have one peaceful day ever again in his entire life

cus you know the thing jaemin does where he just looks at someone doing some random shit and goes “oOoOoH sExY”

yes that thing

he’s doing it to your bias 

and you’re doing it too

and your bias probably wants to run away to some very far away land

PLEASE IF IT’S JISUNG

i’m not gonna write this whole thing as if you bias him but let’s just imagine

two fully grown people

pilling on top of poor, poor park jisung playing games on his phone

“URI JISUNGIEEEEEE

MWOYA, MWOYAAAA~"

i genuinely think he would avoid being around you two at the same time

cus individually he can handle it

like yes y/n please let me go this hug has lasted for about 4 minutes now

or oh hi jaemin hyung my cheeks hurt when you pinch them that hard

but when you two are together

bruh

a power couple not bc you two are v confident or some shit but bc you can and will be extremely affectionate towards anyone that comes too close

and now let’s talk about how it would be if you biased jaehyun

jaemin loves jaehyun

they’re 2jae

2jae are soulmates

therefore,,,, it’s also kinda hellish but in a different way???

bc 2jae are on the end of that spectrum about the neos that know how in love the entire world is with them

they’re too powerful

they’re aware of their charm and they do everything they can to rub it in our faces

so the flirting between 2jae and you would be insane

and i mean insane

insane as in even johnny is kinda disgusted tbh bc

they’re doing a photo shoot with the 23 of them for some shit, idk don’t ask me

and of course, you had to tag along

but oh my god you three, please stop calling each other sexy/hot in weird voices now, the staff is staring

there are def rumours the 3 of you are a poly couple lmao

jaehyun denies everything on social media (throwback to saying “no way lol” when we asked if he REALLY slept in the same bed as jungwoo)

but every piece of content there is of you and jaemin or you and jaehyun or just them is so ridiculously flirty

you can bet there are compilations on youtube like 

“y/n being in love with 2jae for 8 minutes heterosexual”

ok i was having way too much fun with that, moving on

i don’t think he’d ever be actually upset about you biasing someone else

he trusts you and treasures you a lot so he doesn’t see the problem in you also appreciating another one of his members

bc gods know he does

he’s a bit in love with everyone so why shouldn’t you be too lol

one time he would feel a bit blue because of it???

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i think it’s possible he’d turn pouty or whiny or just kinda needy (not in a bad way, he just misses you) when he’s like

done with people

and needs some time away from everything

we know he’s an introvert, even if he acts very, very loud around the boys and it’s honestly just a matter of time until an introvert grows tired of being around humans

it depends on each person, of course, but there’s a 99% chance every once in a while he’ll start to feel too drained

and he’ll need a break to get his energy back

jaemin would probably want you around even when he feels like that, though

i see you being such a big source of comfort for him in a relationship

he enjoys taking care of people so please take care of him too

and for just this one day don’t talk about your bias that much, or don’t leave nana to go over to him to chat

and just cuddle him a lot

that will make him a smiley baby again

and then things are back to how they normally are

and by that i mean most neos hiding from you because they’re scared 

i don’t have a lot to say aside from that so let’s think about the neos that would be the most intimidated by your shared thot aura

dotae would be confused in different ways lol

taeyong would be just ????????????blush/awkward smile/hahaha??????

and doyoung might actually ask what is wrong with you

<points to jeno and his s/o> “why can’t you be like them”

mark would laugh-scream and slap his knee into oblivion whenever you two are cornering him

but then go super shy and be like “dUDE DON’T DO THAT”

resident confident gay jungwoo would rejoice in the attention and make so many goddamned jokes

a literal comedian i love him

i think sicheng and renjun would be on the same wavelength of repugnance towards you lol

chenle would deadass call you weird and tell you to leave him alone

shotaro and kun might faint (or kun will panic-scold you)

taeil is as confused by affection as usual (have you seen the face he makes when haechan kisses him LMFAO he’s smiling but like wondering wtf happened on the inside)

ten is not very amused but might play into it

yangyang: that’s disgusting, man (cue flashbacks to that live with renjun after the from home stage where renjun pretended to lick his hand and slick his hair back,,, catboy injun,,, you know the one)

xiaojun and hendery are such panicked gays they just turn to stare at whoever else is around and make that “help” expression like they’re on the office

haechan is haechan, kinda doesn’t mind it

jeno is used to dealing with this at this point

lucas and yuta love the attention but while yuta will flirt right back lucas is just gonna smile and try to jop his way out of there while screaming

sungchan will go hide behind haechan and say “hyung they’re being dumbasses again”

this turned into ‘how would nct react to you and jaemin being super flirty together’ and i’m not sorry

Chenle

chenle is so fun to write i love him lmao

okay so

he doesn’t strike me as the possessive type with anyone other than jisung (bc i swear he can be a bit jelly towards his bestie but i think it comes with sungie being the sweetest bean ever, he’s just protective)

he’s such a ray of sunshine and witty jokes and dolphin laughter i love him

back to the plot

he literally couldn’t care less about you biasing someone else

b u t

i will say there’s an exception

this exception is tall, kinda lanky, very awkward and born on the 5th of february

you’ve guessed it, it’s jisung

i think most of the time he’d tease THE SHIT out of you for it because c’mon

you had 22 chances not to mess up

and you still somehow ended up biasing jisung? lol do better next time

and this is not me and chenle hating on jisung, please—

he’d just find it funny that your bias is his best friend and

hold the fuck up

your bias is his best friend

oH NO NO NO NO NO

i think after realizing that he would lowkey try to keep you two apart because he’s somehow jealous of both????

and if he can’t help it then you can bet your ass he will be screaming all along

it’s his sweet, dummy jisung

with his sweeter and dummier y/n

what is he going to do

probably has a mini-breakdown with kun because like he’s always wanted you two to get along bUT NOT LIKE THAT

kun will just sigh like the tired father he is and pet his back while saying “there, there”

and a genius idea is going to come to chenle’s mind

you know the teasing thing?

well it’s upgrade time

he’s gonna turn into such a try-hard with tmi and embarrassing shit you two have done

and he’s not trying to stop you from being friends

he just wants you to like

know who you’re befriending

bc i think since he’s really really close to jisung, he doesn’t want you getting closer to him bc you like his idol side alone

and he doesn’t want jisung getting close to you just because you’re his partner either

if you had high hopes for each other and ended up kinda falling face-first into the ground bc it was nothing like you had imagined—

he’d be so broken

because he loves you so much :((((

so like, if you can get past the teasing and annoying barrier he’s putting up, he’ll be more than happy to have two of the most important people in his life being buddies

so get ready for it

if you’re the type of person to go batshit crazy when you drink, oh boy, oh boy

so you and the dreamies are just having dinner when lele feels like it’s the perfect time to disclose some of your drunken adventures

“hey y/n”

“yeah babe?”

“remember that time you got really really drunk on vodka and candy and wanted to call your mom”

“chenle the hell don’t talk ab—”

“but then you tried using the microwave as a phone”

“...”

“...”

“or that other time you were equally as drunk and watched the make a wish mv and cried because you noticed the height difference between xiaojun hyung and lucas hyung”

yeah so now’s the part you get up to chase him around the dorms and try to land a kick

BUT WORRY NOT, HE’LL MAKE SURE TO EMBARRASS JISUNG JUST AS MUCH

he likes doing that when it’s just the three of you though

so picture this

movie night the girls boys

chenle would 100% pick the most terrifying horror movie he can find so that he could see jisung clinging to whoever’s closest to him

and then right before a jumpscare, he’d whisper like

“jisung”

“w-what”

“why don’t you do that thing you were doing while you slept last night”

(honestly, i’d be mildly scared if i heard lele say this with no context at all)

and then the jumpscare happens and jisung is nearly fainting and crying at the same time

but chenle is laughing

and trying to get out what he wants to tell you between wheezes

“he-he” <dolphin wheeze> “hE WAS SINGING CHEER UP BY TWICE WHILE SLEEPING” <more wheezes>

and look this is just gonna go on for weeks until you and jisung are over it

and stop being weird and awkward around each other

lele needs you two to be bros ok

so be bros

once you do adapt to being pals with your bias i think chenle would take the teasing down a notch just to make you more comfortable

and like he’s so happy now the three of you can hang out and there’s just no tension

happy chenle is the thing i love the most i swear to gods

and if you don’t adapt to it?

well,,,

i honestly think he’d be pretty disappointed, cus it means to him one of you isn’t ready to fully embrace the weirdness within????

and like what u scared of

jisung is a weirdo, what about it, so are you

either that or he’d think you’re maybe being judgemental

so yeah please accept jisungie and your dumbass boyfriend

then everyone can be besties

i love thinking about the three of you as just this hellbound chaotic trio

because chenji already wreak havoc wherever they go as the two of them

but now that you’re coming along,,,,

no neo would escape from your pranks ever again (and even members of other groups lmfao watch out sehun, i’m talking to you)

and it’s so incredible infuriating in a good way that it just turns to be endearing

you’re cute as fuck so no one gets actually mad with the shit you pull????

which is dangerous, someone should really keep an eye out on the three of you 

we don’t need sm to be on fire

well we kinda do cus they’re pretty bad but not my point

i said somewhere above that chenle would tone the teasing down but i don’t mean he’d stop

bc c’mon guys

he’s chenle

no limits here

but sorry, i really cannot write jealous!chenle cus his heart is just too pure and filled with joy for him to be jealous for real

last scenario?

chenle after a comeback stage: ya y/n, i was gonna ask how was my performance today but you were probably more focused on jisung’s arms right

jisung is choking on water somewhere behind you

Jisung

it’s maknae time <plays i.n’s maknae on top>

i don’t mean to picture jisung as being like

ridiculously innocent or just downright naive because i really dislike it when people do that

he’s a literal 19 yo and jaemin himself has said he’s not as innocent as we think lol

however

i do see him as being quite new to all things love 

i think you’d probably be his first partner and with first relationships comes a lot of other firsts

first kiss maybe, first time holding hands, first time being jealous….

first time being jealous, yes, focus on that

i don’t think jisung would be aware that like

you not biasing him is even a possibility

cuz you’re dating

doesn’t that come along????

ah poor baby i love him

if you biased chenle i think he’d be just

disgusted and weirded out but okay?? you do you i guess???

he’s comfortable enough with lele to not feel intimidated

but if it’s another member

ESPECIALLY one of the oldest ones

i think it would be a blow straight to his confidence 

you biasing ten, kun, taeil, taeyong, doyoung or johnny and maybe yuta would make him feel a bit hesitant and concerned

his first thought would probably be that you don’t like being with someone as young as him

and who knows, maybe you’re even younger than him, maybe you’re the same age, but what if you actually like older guys??

what about him then???

and jisung doesn’t mean to feel so worried and insecure, ok, pls understand where i’m coming from

first relationships normally take like a very long time to build trust and acceptance of the other person’s feelings bc it’s literally a whole new world for you

and that goes extra hard for jisung because he is so fucking whipped for you it’s still hard to believe you like him as much

and it absolutely does not cross his mind that you’d cheat on him with your bias, GODS NO

he really respects you and his hyungs 

so no, never

that’s not a thing that can happen

but you realize you’re too good for him and maybe see he doesn’t fit your ideal type?

well, yes, that’s what he’s thinking

probably goes straight to chenle or renjun (he talks about renjun so much asjahj) to vent and ask for advice

i think they’d be surprised to see what’s going on inside his pretty little head because it’s so obvious for everyone that you just adore jisung

and they do tell him that

however, i don’t think it would completely calm his nerves, and again, this has nothing to do with not trusting you

it’s just that

his hyungs are so cool…

HE CAN’T HELP IT OK

would probably try to mirror your bias (i’m saying it’s taeyong for the sake of what i’ve imagined ok) and like

grasp onto some of his qualities?

so in his mind taeyong is: nice, sweet, caring, amazing, perfect, smart, perfect, sexy, mature and did i mention perfect

i can see him trying some new rap styles that mimic tyong’s a bit???

like would lowkey learn his raps from cherry bomb and superm’s one and listen to recordings frequently to pick up on how taeyong does it

i think he’d also just change the way he acts in general to dodge a bit from his maknae image

so now he tries to speak with a more formal-ish language and learns random facts about things you like to seem more intelligent???

“good morning y/n, you look as beautiful as one of voiello’s paintings today :]”

“wait i thought that was a pasta brand”

he’s just trying to show you he can be mature and serious if you want him to

long story short, he’s not acting like himself (not that he’s childish, he’s just out of it) and you don’t like it, so you ask about it and wait for him to feel comfortable with sharing

when he does talk about it breaks your heart so much :((

you’re going to need some patience to try and show him you’d choose him, and not your bias, even if you had the chance

they’re completely different people and you love him BECAUSE he’s jisung, not for any other reason

please reassure him so he can go back to acting like his authentic self, i think it would be such a relief for him too

your words and affection are obviously enough for him, but if it ever happens that he feels especially low and insecure again, it would help if your bias talks to him too

and taeyong wouldn’t have a problem with it

actually, scratch that, taeyong probably knew what was going on all along

he just has that motherly 7th sense (ay) that is even more acute with the dreamies cus like 

127 has him, wayv has kun, but dream has…

the dreamies

and that, my friend, is terrifying

anyway he’d come to talk to jisung asking like “what’s wrong buddy :(“ and sungie would be a bit ashamed because it sounds so silly when you say it out loud

of course tyong wouldn’t judge him, and he just really has to tell jisung what is it you and he are always talking about

it’s him

“when they come around to talk and hang out here it all goes back to you, jisungie. they can’t spend one second without mentioning your name

it’s so cute; it’s always like ‘oh jisung would love this’ or ‘jisung likes it that way’

so please be kinder to yourself and let yourself see that they’re in love with you, not with me and not with any other member they ever mention”

jisung would feel 10000000% better

and smiley

and giggly

and oh my god do you really talk about him that much

LOOK HE’S BLUSHING

would just go over to your house immediately and hug you, burying his face on your neck from behind you

and not let go

ever again

the whole situation just teaches him a lot about accepting your love for him and not questioning it 

shut up i’m not crying

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final notes: this was my first work after the humanity series and it was so fun lol i think next up is probs gonna be an ideal type scenario for ot23 (but if i really write it i’m gonna post it by subunit and its gonna be way shorter than this, don’t expect 23K words at once lmao)

if you’ve enjoyed this fic please consider reading my humanity series, which is a zombie apocalypse au with kun <3

[rouiyan]

hiiiiiii. i was wondering if u could assign your moots as fanfics or tropes? love your works !

omg yes! i think my inbox has been acting up lately but i’m so glad this one came through! also to my moots: if i didn’t get you, it probably means i don’t know you all that well, feel free to hit up my dms and let’s talkkk <33

long asf so under the cut it goes!

@seeing-dreams: lori babe, something about you talking about marrying your hubby 💍 chenle all the time, so much so that the only thing i can think of is: a three-day school trip to some ski resort, and you are forced to sit on the bus with him because your best friend ditched you for her own manz which led to a slight e2l at first, but then you guys bond on the lifty things (tf are they called, like the things that take you up the mountains 🚠) and then boom, magic happens, y’all are engaged.

@orange-nimon-cross: straight up got confused for a sec bc i kept tryna type @/yunha, but here goes: you probably think imma say angst, but nahh, we going ✈️ soft hours. i’m thinking a bsf2l w sicheng, like a high school au where you guys have liked each other for forever but neither of you are willing to admit it until hmm, let’s say he’s asked to prom by someone else and (duN, dUN, DUN) he says yes because he thinks you’ll never like him back...so thus ensues a long, agonizing, period where you stop talking and (this is turning into an angst), and then finally at prom, in like the most dramatic and prolonged way, you lay your feelings straight to him and everyone’s like ö and then you’re crying bc you think it’s a mistake, oh no i’ve ruined everything, omg wtf is wrong w me, and then he kisses you :)

@moonbeamsung: hannah, so here’s the thing. i’m writing it right now. UGH. i was gonna keep this a secret until i decided to release it for sure but ‘chocolate milk’ (the renjun x reader that was supposed to be released over the past break but lol no) is for you! inspired by a bio of yours that i saw on some network where you said you wanted to live in a childhood friends to lovers au, and i manifested it, i really did, but i have no release date as of now HAHA ily.

@lebrookestore: BROOKE, YOU ALREADY KNOW, taeyong angst. i’m also writing it right now so i’m unable to give too much detail but you literally already know (since you requested it LMAO). uhh, let’s see what i can say for now: college au (someone stop me from writing college aus from here on forward), uhh ex!taeyong, uhh vodka in milk 🥛. teaser comes out this week, it’s angsty to the max (but fluff ending!)

@moonlightjeno: luna! my hands are itching to type ‘streetracer jeno au’ but i’m trying to not say something so gosh darn obvious. OMG I GOT IT. we were discussing this the other day hehe -- fantasy au (wink wonk) OMG (ok this doesn’t necessarily count as fantasy bc i’m not bouta world build in this one ask but) werewolf!jeno -- consider me dead 💀consider me deceased ⚰️, consider me to have never been birthed in the first place ❌🤰. this reminds me of this exo bbh fanfic, i read like fifteen times a long while ago, called ‘psych’ (i think the acc has deactivated since) but similarly...you’re broke and you’ll take any rental listing within a twenty minute walk to your college (college au again, when can i stop with these) and you move into the one listing that fit your budget -- but you have to room with (a very hot) roommate!jeno and all the neighbors are already telling you about his “anger issues” and how he likes to smash things around all the damn time. you find out soon enough, one horrifying night, when you walk into his room (door accidentally unlocked) to give him his idk...mail...and right before your eyes he’s shifting (full moon’s out 🌕 and all that) and in the midst, he’s like yelling at you to leave and you do, but then the next time you force him to let you stay with him and over time, he learns to control and you guys fall in love yada, yada, yada. (i really went off didn’t i? oh dear, ignore me).

@danishmiilk: xingyi, hello 👋 , it is i, ree, who you never talk to. but hear me out, babe...coffee shop au...manager!doyoung x customer!reader...in which you complain *once* about how rude the cashier (haechan) was for commenting that your order (a perfectly normal hot chocolate with extra whip cream and sprinkles) was for kiDs oNLy. mans was dragged from his office in the back and, surprisingly unsurprisingly, y’all hit it off right away -- it took only *once* for him to ask you out on a date, rendering cashier!haechan speechless and your world upturned....HAHA. negl, this plot slaps.

@jaeminzie: cel babe, this one literally radiates your energy, i am 👏 not 👏 even 👏 joking. first off, childhood au (i sense another recurring theme...oh no), you and bestfriend!jaemin (ahh, the bsf2l trope that i can never escape) have been going to the same summer camp since the two of you were little kids. as soon as you’re old enough to be camp counselors well, that’s exactly what happens. except, that’s also exactly what causes your first fight, a silly, stupid fight over who could win best camp counselor of the summer by vote of the kids. think baking competition, skipping stones at the lake, fort making, folding paper planes, anything. (yes, i have succumbed to my other overused trope: e2l). and then...an angry, filled with pent up frustrations, pillow fight that has you toppling all over him and *accidentally* brushing your lips to his nose---the rest is self-explanatory.

__________

phew, that’s all i can do. i have exhausted all my brainpower and perhaps an hour of my time. i bolded the important stuff because i know it’s a lot, i’m a lot, i’m very extra. i also might be using some of these because sometimes...idk man...sometimes i’m an absolute genius. thank you to the terribly endearing anon that asked for this, you are loved (by me! hehe)

[cheseyre]

good news, sluts! my brain's no longer being completely stupid (only mostly), i've seen the new asides and...have some thought-y thot thoughts:

*deep inhale*

Okay, first things first: this art style is soooo fucking cUTE and I'm a jealous, squealing bitch. Anyone who knows who the artist is, could you link me to them, stat? I think Thomas mentioned them at the beginning of the ep, but nYeh, brain hurt, doesn't wanna do wooork-

Okay, I'll admit, I was a little...apprehensive when I first saw the thumbnail and title. Part of it's just me being a bitter Remus Stan, but also...okay, deep breaths, controversial opinion time, get ready:

I don't ship Prinxiety.

Like, at all. 

I can see the appeal, and these dorks were so very, VERY cute in this particular ep, but I was honestly turned off by the ship long ago due to how overwhelmingly popular it is and how some fans characterize these two and treat this relationship as if it's the only valid one, y'know, the works—slight tangent, but that's also why I don't ship Logicality or Remile. I honestly vibe much better with ships like Roceit or Analogical, y'know?

Cutting in for another brief tangent: I'm surprisingly okay with Demus/Dukeceit/Receit/Trashnoodle/Whatever-Their-Ship-Name-Is-Oh-God-Why-Do-They-Have-So-Many-Fucking-Names; maybe it's cause they haven't actually interacted in canon and the fan content gives me such good Gay Disney Villain content, idk man im weird—).

Still, their interactions were both hilarious and sweet and like I said, I see the appeal, it's just not my cup of tea. y'all Prinxiety fans got fucking FED and I'm happy for you nerds. Enjoy ze happy boys!

I guess another factor in my...low-key hesitance when I first saw what the ep was about is that...okay, get ready, another controversial opinion, le gasp: well, I'm not a big Virgil fan. In fact, at times, he swaps places with Patton as my least favorite sides—especially with some of his recent behavior in eps like DWIT (the "prohibit your breathing comment" really triggered me, for example). Sometimes, his attitude, especially around other sides like Roman or Janus, reminds me a little too much of my sister, who I don't have...a very good relationship with. Add to that how the more...intense side of the fandom has a disturbing tendency to turn him into the 'uwu precious woobie emo baby who can do no wrong' while unnecessarily villainizing other CERTAIN sides in the process, and...I think you all see where I'm going with this little rant 😅

However, upon actually watching the ep, he wasn't...that bad? I don't think? I enjoyed watching him be a flustered, disaster-y mess and genuinely excited at the end, his interactions with Roman were nice enough, and him literally pushing Thomas to make a move with Nico despite his obvious panic attack was a nice moment of genuine character development. I like seeing that, that's the good shit right there. And him being all flustered and shit, and smiling so much at the end of the vid was just...well, adorable. This man has no fucking right to be this cute, my god

alsoooo 

pURPLE EYESHADOW

PURPLE EYESHADOW HE LOOKS?? SO GOOD?? WTF?? SLAY EMO, SLAAAAAAAY FUCK, DOES THIS MEAN I HAVE TO CHANGE MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME NOW?

alsoooo 

hAPPY ROMAN

YESSSSS~ MAH BOI MAH SON MAH DUMB BITCH HIMBO PRINCE MAH EXTRA MESSY CINNAMON ROLL

ITS  BEEN SO  LONG

AND HIS LITTLE HEART EYES THROUGHOUT THE VID, OH MY GOD-

IMMA JUST IGNORE THAT "ADDING [MISTAKE] TO THE LIST" COMMENT I AM LOOKING AWAY I DO NOT SEE IT LALALALALA

THOMATHY, SIR, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT MAKING THESE TWO GAY IDIOTS SO BAEBY

Okay, but Virgil not realizing that "cyberstalking in real life" is literally just stalking is both a big ass mood and further proof that, yes, Logan is indeed the only one holding the braincell out of this disaster of a lot. God help them all if he ducks out in the next ep.

👀

And Thomas x Trash Can is my new OTP.  I dub thee ✨ "Trashmas" ✨

we sTAN TRASHMAS

Wait, does that mean Remus actually WAS in the ep? Cause, y'know, trash man?

hmmm

👀 👀 

Okay, okay. 

With how much Virgil and Roman were going off about Thomas constantly lying, I was (understandably) a tad bit disappointed my snek son didn't even make a fucking cameo, but y'know what? In hindsight, I'm okay with this it's fineee~

He was just off playing with shadow puppets and stealing money from us desperate, content-starved peasants with his sheer extra-ness and, honestly? Gotta respect the hustle. 

Get that precious, precious coin, dapper snake! Wring us poor losers dryyyy!

*evil snek laugh*

Also, this is a breather ep and adding Janus in probably would've caused unnecessary drama with the Roceit breakup and the constant antagonism between Virgil and him. It probably would've distracted from the point of the ep (flirting with social anxiety, exactly what it says in the tin)—much like it wasn't really Virgil or Remus's place to show up during POF. Does that make sense? I think it makes sense. Sorry, brain going brr-

Still, I can't believe the "Fuck Janus Sanders" Club is actually canon now 😂

God, first Patton in a skirt and now this. 

Thomas Sanders, you delight in fucking feEDING this gremlin nest of a fanbase, don’t you? You RELISH our screams of joy and pain and suffering, dON’T YOU?

What's next, actual canonical Janus and Remus interaction? Patton saying the fuck word? The Dragon Witch comes back? Janus's bowler hat gains sentience and takes over the world, Doris-style? What do you have planned, Thomas? Joan? WHAT ART THOU PLANNING, I MUST KNOW YOU HEATHENS YOU FIENDS-

And Virgil's little "would it be fair to him" comment, tho.

👀

Like, I get in the context of the ep, he was likely talking about Nico and how it wouldn’t be good for a potential relationship with Tomas to be founded on lies, but still...my anxceit heart aches, man. 

Gimme that sweet, sweet angst with a side of mutual regret and possible future reconciliation and maybe something more wink wink nudge nudge on top, pls

...and fries.

Honestly, tho, that entire bathroom monologue was fucking beautiful, man. And relatable, too—i can't tell you how many times I've talked to myself in public restrooms because I just didn't know how to get the words I wanted to say out. It's...kind of embarrassing, tbh

Speaking of embarrassing, uh, crying stall guy.

Just...

Crying Stall Guy

Like, I was expecting someone to come out the bathroom stall after Thomas stopped talking, but...I honestly wasn't expecting that. God, that whole scene was so cringe worthy and fucking hilarious

Honestly, Thomas in the ep in general was a huge ass mOOD and we collective gay/bi disasters ALL related with him, and if you say you don't, you're either lying to yourself or a demon. 

There is no in between 

sorry I don't make the rules

Like, I get this series is literally a gay disaster talking to himself for thirty minutes or longer, but like- EMPHASIS on the 'disaster' part 😂

Like...Thomas, you're lucky you're such a goddamn bean, because GOD, I cringing so hard when he first started talking to Nico

Although, I too have apologized profusely for genuine mistakes and am a flustered bi mess around my crush sooo

😅

And god, Roman's "thirty = old man" jokes made me feel old...and I literally just turned twenty, like, come on, man!

Maybe that's because I was literally watching this ep after finishing my ACT and had been sitting with a bunch of high schoolers, with their tiny fucking desks and tiny fucking water fountains smeh

*clears throat*

Anyways, uh, we STAN Nico Pintrovert Florés in this house

Like

He gives me such big Carlos from WTNV vibes for some reason and this makes me sooo happy

and YESS, he's a WRITER

And he's??? So sweet?? A pure bean?? Just sits on his laptop at the mall food court all day, like a god-fucking iCON?? A Nightmare Before Christmas fan?? weARS GLASSES??

my hEART

*cries*

The fandom seems torn between "Nicomas" and "Karrot Kings" as a ship name atm—personally speaking, I'm casting my vote for the latter

*crosses fingers* please dont be another janus x remus multiple ship name issue guys, please please please I can't keep track of them all-

*clears throat*

On that note, I'm guess I'm gonna go try and whoo over my crush with carrots now. If THIS disaster can do it and make it actually fucking work, god damnit, so cAN I

Meanwhile, in hell, my brain's just screaming "CANON LOVE INTEREST CANON LOVE INTEREST CANON LOVE INTEREST-"

God, I hope Nico isn't just a one-shot character, he's too pure and Thomas and him are adorable gay Disney fans and I stan

Oh, I wonder how the other sides'll react to him.

Wait.

Oh god.

Oh god.

This ep just unleashed a new fresh hell of potential Nico x Sides ships, hasn't it?

Welp, time to prepare for ze incoming flood of fanfics, I guess. I'll get my umbrella and rain boots.

That last shot of Virgil during the endcard was so fucking ominous oh my god mom im scared can you come pick me up-

Goddammit, Thomas and Joan, I'm NOT fucking ready to be traumatized again, fUCK

I wish I wasn't a broke ass university student so I could contribute to Thomas's gloriously extra Patreon—both so I can support my favorite content creators who make this amazing blessed content and also, to join my boi Janus in fucking  destroying society by giving money to the people who actually deserve it, fuck YOU GOVERNMENT-

Okay. 

Okay. 

New headcanon time as to why Patton, Remus, and Logan weren't in the ep: they were helping Jan film that Patreon promotional video. 

Like

Remus directed it, Logan helped with the lighting and script, and Patton was just there as the cheerleader. 

The reason Janus made a dog with shadow puppets wasn't just to flaunt his deity status and prove how he is truly above us mere wretched mortals 

despite that being the absolute truth and we all know it, don't lie to yourselves

No, it was really him trying to do something cute and silly for Patton, because Moceit rights, daMMIT

*inhales*

noww 

guys, gals, and nonbinary pals

it’s time forr

the most wonderful time of the yearrr

WAITING FOR THE NEXT EPISODE

Step right up, folks! Hear ye, hear ye, my prediction for the next episode: Prinxiety v. Moceit! With special guest stars: Karrot Kings vibing in adorable gay and Intrulogical, bitter at being excluded aGAIN

Who will win? Who will lose? 

here’s a hint: we all will because in this sick twisted game they are no winners only losers-

Place your bets, folks! ✨

Haha im not readyyy~

tl;dr

this episode has cleared my skin, watered my crops, and ended my suffering—an adorable calm before the... angsty fucking shitstorm that’s coming far too soon. Prinxiety stans, enjoy your food. Place an 'F' in the chat for me and my fellow grieving Remus stans. Trashmas is the true OTP, but Karrot Kings is cute too I guess. I've only had Nico Florés for 24 minutes, but if anything happens to him, I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself. Purple eyeshadow Virgil makes me question my sexuality aGAIN, and happy gay disney prince rights y'all. Say a big ole 'fuck you' to capitalism by giving your local dapper snake moneys. Concussion makes brain go brr and imma go buy some carrots and be gay now.

psst hey @quarantinevibes2020​ you wanna join me in being disaster-y? i’ll bring my best gay stare and you bring the wine

Until next time, my lovelies! ~ Ches 🖤

[bookwyrminspiration]

hello hello its been a few days but i, the dream nonsie, am back! (also my name actually means "dream" irl 👀) personally, i think a silveny flavored popsicle would be cinnamon-y as u said, but also... sparkly? in a way? not- not like actual glitter, thats disgusting, but.. when u eat it it just *feels* magical. not sure if im making sense lol ^^ aww, glad my crazy dream made you happy! :D ask word limit is getting close so imma continue in another ask if thats okay with you! <3 1/?

hello!! welcome back--i gotta admit I was not expecting this, but it's so nice of you and I really appreciate it <33. I hope you don't mind me compiling this all into one post, that way it's just a little more organized. you're entirely welcome to send as many asks as you want, so don't worry about continuing in others! I don't mind at all!

1. oo that's a really cool name meaning!! I always think it's interesting to hear what other people's name mean, or they meanings they've chosen to associate with them (as some have more that one). Quil doesn't really have a meaning, so I love hearing others'!! The only thing I miss about my dead name is the meaning, tbh, because it was pretty !!

also, I can totally imagine the cinnamon/sparkly popsicle. when you say that I immediately think of sparkling water for some reason, like it's not a taste it's a feeling. you put it in your mouth and it's an experience. you're wild dream was probably the highlight of my day!! something about it just stood out and I kept coming back to think about it. long silveny popsicles can do that to you, i guess

2. oopsie! my bad! when someone says writing I usually just default to the wings au, because that's the writing most people know me for. but!! i'm glad you like all the analyses I've done! I don't think they'll be stopping anytime soon--it's like everytime I answer an ask I get two more, which means there will be a steady stream of them for the forseable future. I really enjoy doing them, so I love hearing that people enjoy reading them! they're mostly just me rambling until I find a pattern or connection to latch onto, and then I build from there. and depending on the ask I might grab a book from my shelf to reference something if needed

also: thank you! The wings au is a pretty big project I've wanted to take on for a while, so it's absolutely thrilling to see people interact with it and talk about it--even if they haven't read it. There's absolutely no pressure on you to read it, just so you know! Honestly sometimes baffles me that I've gotten fanart and so many asks and comments on it, enough so that people who haven't read it still know what it is. like?? my wings au?? silly little idea I had all because of one stray thought one day?

as for writing it while taking college classes: yes! that's what I've been doing! I think i've had a combined total of like three weeks of break since January (i don't get summer), but aside from that i've had four or five classes while writing the au. Actually was taking an A&P class (which are notoriously difficult, even more so on summer schedule) this summer while working on it, which was wild. But a lot of the excited comments and theories and general interaction helped motivate me to keep going.

3. it's not dissapointing at all! I don't expect for anyone to read it, it's not something you have to do in order to interact with me and the stuff on my blog. it's just something I happen to be doing so if you like it you're welcome to engage with it! I actually don't read fanfic very often either, which may be surprising as I write it. Occasionally I binge a bunch of fics in a certain ship when I'm in the mood, but that's only once every few months. Ships just don't hold huge appeal for me, so I don't find a lot of fic that interests me. Also wow! mine was one of the first you've heard of?? that's a huge accomplishment to me, thank you! Where did you hear about it? I honestly don't know where people find my au, so I'm curious.

speaking of reading fanfic, Nattie's (theunmappedstar) fic is one of the few I've read! I haven't talked to them in a while, but they're very accomplished and it's an honor to be considered alongside them in terms of writing!

as for committing to mine, feel free to take your time! no rush! it's always going to be there! although I will say it does just keep getting longer, so be prepared for that. I update every two weeks on sunday, so you've got time. if you do read it, I'd love to hear your thoughts. truly, comments and just hearing what people think are the best motivation. it also enriches the story! I never know what's going to stick out to people or what they'll remember, so hearing from people gives me ideas for scenes in the future! I have a general idea of where this au is heading, but a lot of the details have been impacted by theories and comments. You absolutely don't have to though, just if you'd like I'd love to hear

4. thank you so much <33. I'd love to get back more into traditional art, as i've been focusing on digital recently. I just love how watercolors look! I actually have a few art requests from an embarrasingly long time ago (April) that I'd like to do in a traditional style. I also just haven't posted as much art recently, so I'd love to get back into that. Coloring and lighting were mostly me just winging it, trying to imagine a few colors that would look nice next to each other and then just going for it. Also, i cant even count how many times I would accidentally switch up the light source in in the middle of a piece. I actually took an art class a few semesters ago, so I have leftover supplies from that I could use for some keeper pieces! I've had a few ideas, so hopefully your encouragement can help me get back into that <33

the writer and artist thing: thank you!! both writing and art are interests of mine, so it's so cool to get recognized for both!! I remember when I started posting art I was doing it as a "I'll do this for now until I get to the writing" thing and then i accidentally became fairly well-known as an fanartist and i was just there like wait a minute this wasn't supposed to happen. But I love it!! I love doing fanart and I'd love to do more. But I also love writing! i have some ideas for aus and other one shots I'd like to do when the wings au is done, not that I'm trying to hurry that along. I thoroughly enjoy working on the wings au, and i'm not in any rush to get through it.

and don't worry, you have nothing to apologize for!! i'm glad you feel comfortable talking to me! You don't need to be concise or anything, you're welcome to take up as much space and use as many words as you'd like. I think it'd be a little hypocritical if i didn't believe that, considering how long my responses to the asks i get are (partially why they sometimes take a bit to answer). it was very much so a fun read!! I really appreciate you and wasn't even sure how to respond to everything in a way that conveyed that. I absolutely blown away by how genuine and sweet you are

i really loved this ask, and I've reread it several times because it's just so kind. thank you so much <33

[franklyshipping]

Retribution Everywhere ~ A Markiplier Ego Fanfic

SOOOOOOO this is based off of a prompt off the prompt list sent by @ayyy-imma-ninja p l u s a detailed prompt from a darling anon....oooohhhhh the Jims are so in for it people. LET'S DO IT!

It was cold. So damn cold. The blinds were down in the conference room, and the lights were on, but they were blinding enough to make it feel dark in a sense. Although, perhaps the presence of Darkiplier was what gave the room that shadowed atmosphere. He was stood at the front of the room, facing the table, or rather, facing the two twin men with their heads bowed stood in front of the table. On the wooden surface of the sleek furniture was a professional camera, and a microphone. The sort used for documenting things and carrying out interviews, aka the tools necessary for two Jims whose employment consisted of such tasks. However, as is evident by the expression of fury on Dark's face, it seemed that the two of them had overstepped the mark regarding their working brief.

'What exactly....gave you the notion, that your actions were in any way a good idea?'

Dark was in his natural calm stance, but he was not calm. His eyes were blazing, his knuckles were white where they were clenched behind his back, and his lips were quivering with the effort to repress snarls of annoyance. This was the demeanour of a humiliated man. The two Jims looked between each other, and one, let's call him Camera Jim, stuttered in reply.

'W-Well, w-we were....technically f-following your employment brief. U-Uhm, y-y'know, documenting e-ego's lives a-and silly things s-so fans are distracted-'

'And you assumed that I would be part of THAT ignoramatic demographic?'

Both Jim's flinched at his harsh interruption, Camera Jim gulping and fidgeting whilst the other, Mic Jim, held back a whimper as he shrunk back more, trying to withdraw into his thoughts to keep calm. Camera Jim, clearly the braver of the two, managed to find his voice, despite Dark's penetrating glare that seem to stab him right through.

'N-N-No o-of course not, b-but y-you never actually s-specified....'

Camera Jim went on to reason that Dark had never actually said NOT to film him, whilst Mic Jim managed to retreat into his brain and find a degree of calm. He was reprimanding himself and Camera Jim though, how could they have been so stupid? Sure, seeing Dark covered in egg and flour thanks to Wilford had been funny and certainly fitting to their 'silly' brief at the time....but surely they should have had more sense than this?! Mic Jim remembered how Dark had been screaming for bloody murder and baying for Wilford's candied blood....but no one was able to take him seriously, it was just too damn funny. Watching the egg and flour congeal on his face and make him look like sewage ghost was just priceless, and as soon as the Jims had got it on YouTube the fans had just lapped it all up. A small part of Jim hoped that maybe Dark would see the fan attention on the silliness rather that theorising over his plots as a good thing....but ah....I can tell you now, that was never going to happen.

Now, going into your own thoughts to keep calm is of course a very good thing in stressful situations...but if you lose too much focus....then, it's not so much good anymore. Mic Jim didn't even realise until it was too late, but thanks to his reminiscing over the initial hilarity that brought them here, his lips had started to quirk...into a smile. A smile that did NOT go unnoticed. Mic Jim was very much forced out of his thoughts when a very cold and very sudden hand gripped his jaw and brought him forward, making him yelp in terror as he found himself looking up at a seething Darkiplier.

'May I ask what exactly is so FUNNY ABOUT MY HUMILIATION?!'

Dark couldn't hold back his hissing tone of anger as he addressed the quivering man in his grasp, he didn't raise his voice though, his tone spoke enough volumes for any occasion. The meek interviewer shivered, his voice was so shaky and high-pitched that it was like a lonely wind chime in a hurricane.

'N-Nothing nothing nothing I-I....I-I s-swear nothing....'

Mic Jim's eyes were wide, he knew Dark wouldn't accept his reply. And he was right. The growling man loomed over him more, and his voice became huskier, more animalistic, almost like he was preluding an attack; he was certainly poised as if preparing to rip something to shreds.

'I. Saw. That. Smile.'

Mic Jim tensed as Dark's eyes suddenly bled into complete blackness, they were like two deep, endless pits that had horrors unimaginable lurking in their depths. Dark himself....was not about to initiate an attack, he was just relishing in how his mere words and proximity encased these delinquents with terror. However, in his very furthest peripheral, he caught something. Camera Jim was tensed, and had shifted, almost as if to start forward....oh how precious. Dark suddenly let out a chuckle and tilted his head towards the clearly protective Jim.

'....you're older than him aren't you? Like a big brother, how enchanting....'

The Jims locked eyes, it was true that Camera Jim was slightly older; it had never been acknowledged aloud....but yeah, the brotherly shield was always there. They both looked back to Dark as the suit-clad man let his hand slide away from Mic Jim's jaw, releasing it effortlessly as if the grip had meant nothing at all. He looked at them both with a raised eyebrow.

'Do you really think I'd go so far as to harm one of my own?'

They were speechless...utterly speechless. They really had thought that he would....but no. The Jims both exchanged a glance again as Dark finished his rhetorical question with a scoff-like laugh, smoothing down his clothing habitually as he did so. Camera Jim was about to try and speak, to most likely offer an apology, but Dark beat him to the verbal crown.

'However, you will both be punished. And I suggest that if either of you care about your dignities, you will obey and follow me.'

There was no hesitation. The Jims followed Dark as he vacated the formal room, and though they walked side by side they didn't dare speak to each other for fear of what would come their way if they riled Dark even more. Both men did tense in surprise however, when they recognised Dark's bedroom door, and they gulped when they felt themselves being ushered in; Dark even had the courtesy to place a hand on the smalls of their backs, which didn't help their nerves one bit. Once they were all in, he shut the door, and locked it.

'Now, both of you please take off your shoes and socks, lie on your backs on the bed, and raise your arms.'

Mic Jim looked to his brother fearfully, but Camera Jim gave him a soft smile and a nod, encouraging him that everything was going to be okay. They followed Dark's instructions and then waited for him, stretched out side by side, and peeking nervously as Dark slipped off his own shoes as well as his jacket. Mic Jim was shivering, which spurred his older brother to whisper gently.

'Don't worry Jim, w-we'll get through this. I'm right here.'

The younger Jim locked eyes with his brother, and managed a soft smile as his brain managed to calm itself from its train-wrecked state of fear....for about five seconds.

'Such brotherly compassion, it is truly heart-warming.'

Dark commented snidely, then snapped his fingers. He relished in their twin whimpers when ropes materialised and wrapped around their wrists and ankles, keeping them immobilised whilst he leisurely crawled on the bed and knelt in the little space in between them both, just level with their hips so he could adequately loom over them. Dark was smirking down at them, and felt a sense of empowerment, almost like the terror and confusion they felt was feeding him in some way; it wasn't, just to be clear, but the way Dark's demeanour just swelled made it feel like that.

'Wh-What are you....g-gonna do t-to us?'

Mic Jim whispered, eyes wide and locked onto his and his brother's captor as he squirmed about in the restraints. Dark's eyes merely glinted a little as he started pushing up the shirts that both Jim's wore, thus exposing their stomachs which only served to confuse them more. Dark placed one hand on each of their stomachs as he replied coolly, but with a growing glee at what he had planned.

'You are going to be punished for your misdemeanour....and I wonder....'

Dark's fingers started to curl on their skin as he growled.

'....if you'll find this as amusing as you did my humiliation.'

They didn't even have time to furrow their brows in confusion before both brothers experienced five fingertips apiece, tracing over the skin of their bellies, slowly, cautiously, in an exploratory, probing fashion. Like Dark was searching for something. It didn't take long for the Jims' squirming to increase, and for them both to understand what Dark had in store. They were still confused, but now had quivering lips and shaking chests in the effort to hold back giggles at his soft, tickly caresses. Camera Jim seemed to be managing, despite his little smile; Mic Jim however, was not so resilient. He kept letting out soft gasps and squeaks as his cheeks got pinker and pinker....and Dark picked up on it like a wolf with the scent of blood.

'It seems someone has quite the ticklish tummy....I know you want to giggle little Jim, I can see those lips quivering....you won't be able to resist.'

Dark smirked as he locked eyes with his weak victim, giving him a little wink as he watched him blush....his resolve was breaking. Ah, correction, broken.

'N-nono-ohohoho plehease Dahahark plehehease stahahap!'

Mic Jim had whimpered and broken out into giddy giggles, trying to suck his tummy in as he was taken down by the tickling sensations. Dark chuckled amusedly, still scratching away at the soft flesh of both his victims; the elder of which, managed to let out something akin to defiance.

'L-Leave h-...h-him alo-one!'

Dark snapped his head to Camera Jim, who gulped fearfully, and Dark pursed his lips when he saw his greater resilience. It seemed that he was going to require more effort. Dark narrowed his eyes and shifted his scratching to Jim's waist, making it harder too, as he growled.

'Oh I'm sorry, were you feeling left out?'

The restrained man shook his head with wide eyes, then bucked and yelped before getting into his own rapid giggle fit; his voice was jittery and wonderfully frantic.

'NONONO-noho plehehease Ihi w-wahasn't Iwasn'tIwasn't plehehease!'

Dark hummed as their continuous begging filled his ears, oh how he adored those desperate sounds. He continued harshly scratching at his defiant Jim's waist, whilst still softly scratching and pinching the supple tummy of the ever adorable, bashful Jim. Dark found it most intriguing also that both brothers' reactions were very twin-like; their squeaks were of the same pitch, they giggled for the same amount of time before having to take a breath. They were rather cute. Dark of course paid no heed to their requests for mercy, he was going to have some fun.

'This must be so humiliating for both of you, to be made so vulnerable and to have your poor nerves exploited. Even though you're inches apart.....you cannot even help one another.'

Their faces lit up with embarrassment as they whined and wriggled at his teasing, struggling even more as a result; but that only served to confirm how truly helpless they were. They knew they couldn't escape. They had nothing to bargain Dark with. So they knew they could only beg and beg and beg in swift succession, with Mic Jim crying out first.

'Ohohoho gahad d-dohohon't t-tehease oho gohohod dohohon't!'

'W-Wehehehe're soho sahahaharry!'

Dark smirked at how Camera Jim cried out in such efficient succession after his brother, finding it hilarious how their wild way of talking even translated into this scenario. He sneered.

'Oh it's too late for little apologies now.'

Both Jim's shuddered at his cold tone as if its very sound lowered the actual temperature of the room. They shuddered more too when Dark's technique....started to change. He was synchronised on both of them, both hands moving less randomly, more focused, as if they had a definitive target. Which they did. Mic Jim realised it first, he felt the circling pattern; those five fingertips circling around his navel were unmistakeable.

'....ohohohehehelp....'

Camera Jim looked to his brother, letting out his own whimpers as he too felt the diabolical, anticipatory circling around his own little belly button; his concern was on his brother though. Obviously he wasn't truly fearful because deep down he knew that they weren't going to be hurt; under normal circumstances, he'd join in if he saw someone tickling his younger brother, as any older sibling would. In this context however, he felt the unmistakable pang of protectiveness in his chest. All he wanted was to hold his brother close and rub those evil tingles away, you could see it in his eyes; Dark could see it in his eyes. Dark smirked as one word went through his mind; vulnerability. This was something he could definitely play with. Dark leant over the elder sibling, mischief dancing in his eyes as he whispered.

'I have a proposition for you....'

Camera Jim looked up at Dark, gulping when he heard him trail off; he knew already that this was going to be a proposition that he WOULDN'T want to be part of. His senses were correct.

'....I could perhaps muster a fleck of mercy for you Jim. If you tell me your sweet brother's worst spots, I'll go much easier on you.'

Both Jims reacted strongly to that. Mic Jim let out a fearful squeak, mind racing as all of his weak points came to mind and swarmed and buzzed and pranced, taunting him and flustering him in his own mind; all the while his heart pounded at the notion of his brother actually....telling Dark. When he saw his older brother's reaction however, that notion dissipated. Fast. I swear to you, you have never seen defiant indignation like it.

'NO! Y-Yohohou c-cahan't m-mahake mehe betrahay hihihihim!'

Yes, those damned blunt nails going round his navel had him giggling in a very high pitch, but that powerful undertone was there. His glare was there. Camera Jim's voice even had an underlying growl, which made Dark smirk excitedly; he had hoped so much for that sort of reaction. He flashed Mic Jim a smirk before giving that feral expression to his brother.

'Ahh loyalty....what a weakness. If that is indeed your decision then I shall have no choice but to tickle you both from head to toe.....do you really want that torture?'

Oh how Mic Jim wished to intervene there and then, to have been quick enough to convince his brother to submit to Dark's wish; but his protective brother flared up far too quick for him to interrupt first.

'GOTOHELL!'

Camera Jim wasn't even thinking of what the consequences would be, he didn't even consider that it might be a mercy to give Dark the information. Yes, he'd know the weakest points, but he'd still be sparing other places on his brother; ah, he'd agree soon, Dark just had to....drill in some understanding. He stopped circling their navels and curled in his fingers so that he had only his index fingers at the ready; they were all he needed for what was to come next.

'I think you'll be the ones in hell soon.'

Dark snarled, before dipping his fingers into their navels and wiggling them with sadistic glee; he chuckled when their shrieks reached his ears. Their mouths and eyes were wide and their faces were going red at a rapid, and impressive, rate as they tried to suck their tummies in. Dark thought it was very cute how they ever thought that would help. He thought it was even cuter however when Mic Jim turned to his brother with desperation in his eyes.

'EEEEE PLEHEHEHEASE AHAHAHA TELLHIMJUSTTELLHIM AHAHAHA!'

Camera Jim was partially in shock that his brother would even ask him to do that; even though he had his brother's blessing, a part of his felt that such a betrayal was wrong! Brothers should protect, never forsake, surely?

'IHIHI WOHON'T FOHORSAHAKE YOHOU!'

Amidst his cry, Camera Jim jumped when a sharp laugh filled the room, and his gaze flicked up to their tormentor; Dark crooned at him.

'Silly boy, you already are.'

He may have kept laughing, but Camera Jim's mind had frozen....how could he have been so blind?! Yes....it would be torture to have your worst spots, and our worst spots alone, tickle tortured without mercy. But so would having your worst spots PLUS any and all other spots given that same torture. Both options were catastrophic evils, you shouldn't expect less from a choice offered by Darkiplier....but one of those was less evil that the other. Camera Jim knew what they right choice was, so he yelled as loud as he could.

'OHOHOHOKAHAY I'LLTEHELLYOU!'

Just like that. The navel tickling stopped. It was so sudden that both Jims' breathing was a little sporadic for a few moments, and Mic Jim's eyes glazed over as he recovered from that focused assault. Camera Jim had no such luxury however as Dark addressed him smugly.

'Good boy....now, I'll make it simple for you. His two most ticklish spots, if you please. And please be as specific as you can.'

Camera Jim's lips trembled as he looked to his brother, who gave him a weak smile. He turned back to Dark who was waiting patiently, with a smile on his lips. If Camera Jim had not been so concerned and flustered....perhaps he would have seen that Dark's smile was less malicious and more playful....less focused on reprimand, and more on fun. Alas, Jim could only focus on his stuttered reply.

'H-His....u-un-.....under h-his chin....a-and the i-inner arches of his f-feet....I-I'm s-sorry brother I'm sorry!'

Throughout his brother's stammers, Mic Jim had been getting more and more butterflies in his tummy and had started to squirm more frequently; just hearing his brother mention those places made him want to scrunch up his shoulders and hide his feet. At hearing his brother's frantic apology, he gave him a soft smile, his innocent doe eyes emphasising how he truly meant his gentle reply.

'I-It's okay i-it's okay.....'

Camera Jim manage to gauge some reassurance from his brother thankfully, but Dark soon had them both tensed to attention as he mused.

'Interesting....I cannot wait to investigate. However....'

Dark trailed off as he leant down nose to nose with Camera Jim, eyes glinting. As Dark had listened to the man's little confession of his brother's weaknesses, he'd realised something. Something so obvious that he was confounded he hadn't even thought about it beforehand, since it was so obvious now he thought about it. And used it to tease with a wide grin.

'...you didn't just hide that information from me solely to protect your brother, yes that may have been the main reason, but there was another too. They're not just his worst spots....they're yours too, aren't they?'

Dark's voice reached the most delicate register, and even lilted to a higher pitch that made it seem babyish; that only added to its teasiness, and Camera Jim only managed to nod in response due to the new strength of embarrassment. Of course they had the same detrimental tickle spots; they weren't just twins, they were the definition of twins. The Gemini stars in the sky had nothing on these twins of stage and screen. Dark reared up and stretched a little, before taking time to crack his knuckles; each click made the trapped men flinch and start to smile prematurely. Well, it seemed any promise of Dark going easier on anyone was out of the window. Giddy fear rather than genuine fear took precedence now with the Jims though. Dark took time to inch his deft fingertips to their chinny chin chins, so that when he did strike, his gentle scratching was enough to make them both squeal hysterically.

'NAHAHAHA GETAWAYGETAWAHAHAHAY!!'

Dark raised an eyebrow when Mic Jim piped up, tossing his head from side to side in his mirth, and Dark's eyes shone as he purred with great satisfaction.

'Ohhh, only feisty when you're desperate eh? Let's see how loud I can make you squeal.'

Mic Jim's eyes were watering as he shook his head wildly, squeal after squeal leaving his lips as Dark's fingers slid up and down the underside of his jawline, tickling terribly in a tremendously drawn out manner; Camera Jim was treated much the same, and reacted just as haphazardly.

'YOHOHOU'RE AHAHA BAHASTAHARD!!'

Dark rolled his eyes at the oh so soul crushing insult, snickering in response.

'Well, if name-calling is what we're resorting to....then I guess that makes you both my tickle playthings.'

If you think that the earlier teasing got to the Jims, then you'd be right, but this was in a whole other category of its own. The thought of being Dark's things to tickle...it was truly chill-inducing. They were trying to scrunch their necks, shoulders, hell even their faces, but nothing stopped Dark finding every nook and cranny under their chins that was ticklish as hell. And he was enjoying every minute of their grinning and wailing.

'DOHOHON'T CAHALL UHUS THAHAT THAT'S EHEHEVIL!!'

'DIHIHIABOHOLICAL!!'

Oh that sweet succession of speech that Dark loved, here again, Dark felt like he was being treated. They gazed up at him pleadingly, and he begrudging started to ease up his frantic flutters as he gazed down at them mischievously.

'Hmm, well....if that term isn't to your liking then how about tickle pets? Your liking for scratchy attention under your little chins makes it rather accurate I think.'

He particularly locked eyes with Mic Jim at that point, since he knew that verbal teasing affected him more than his brother; and boy was he rewarded by the most delicious, laughter filled whine of despair.

'THAHAHAT'S WOHOHOHOOORSE!!'

Dark snickered as he let his fingertips slip away entirely, watching as they gasped, chests rising and falling in the most jittery fashion. He gave them a few moments....then a few more....then a few more that they probably didn't need. But Dark was very much making sure to implicitly prioritise their safety and comfort, even if they didn't realise it quite yet. Mic Jim was still quivering from the mere eye contact that Dark had given him, he knew he'd be having flashbacks of that for weeks; Camera Jim was in his own mind, repeating over and over....one place. One place left. One place to go. It's almost over. We can do this. However he was conflicted....because hell almighty that had been torture, surely it couldn't actually get worse?

'Believe it or not, that was the point....it's meant to get worse.'

.....Camera Jim decided internally that he was going to keep his thoughts to himself because he was now convinced there was an evil tickle deity somewhere that had heard his thoughts.....ahem. Look, he was tense and flustered okay, give the guy's mental state a break this one time. Both he and his brother kept quiet externally too, just watching with bated breath as Dark slid down their legs like a ghostly phantom. It was like he wasn't even making any effort to move....and yet he moved with ease. I'm sure that the Jims wished that they could move with ease, but Dark's restraints hindered that. Said restraints were especially working in Dark's favour now as he lay on his front on their legs; with each pair of feet tied together, it meant that the Jims' inner arches were right next to each other....and therefore perfect for striking in the worst way. No build up of course, since he had said he'd go for the worst spots and those alone. Camera Jim was the first to scream.

'AHAHAHAHA NOHOHO MOHOHOHORE!!!'

One hand per pair of feet, curling round by the wrist with curled fingers and eager fingertips that set about scratching the soft curves of flesh without hesitation. They were hysterical.

'IHIHIHIHI CAHAHAN'T!!!'

Mic Jim was thrashing, tears streaming down his cheeks as his nerves were attacked. This was it. This was all the poor man could handle. So Dark got his last bout of reprimanding in as he raked up and down their arches, yes it was ruthless, but who would Darkiplier be without a ruthless finale?

'You should have both thought about your endurances BEFORE you let yourselves humiliate me.'

Camera Jim was convinced he was going insane, but he could still string words together; and that spurred his brother to try and follow suit too.

'WEHEHE'LL NEHEVER DOHOHO IHIHIT AGAHAHAIN!!!'

'WEHEHEHE PROHOHOMIHIHIIII-'

Cut off speech. Dark's eyes widened as he stopped, pulling away from their feet entirely and sliding off of their legs; there's nothing worse than cramp when you're trying to recover from tickle torture such as this. Yes, he may not have spent a lot of time at that particular tickle spot, but sometimes you don't need to, and sometimes you just can't. They were both panting and letting out residual gasps and whimpers, their whole bodies twitching as their systems underwent the realisation that it was all over. As soon as he had focus, Camera Jim turned to his brother, and immediately started to gently babble.

'J-Jim, h-hey I'm here i-it's okay I'm here I'm right here....'

Mic Jim had the ghost of a smile on his face and tears trickling down his cheeks; he was about to croakily reply when they sound of snapping fingers made them jump. The restraints were gone. Camera Jim heard Dark move about, but he focused on sitting up and bringing his brother close for a cuddle, rubbing his back and wiping his cheeks as he smiled down at him; it had indeed been an ordeal, but he still looked adorable with all the colour on his cheeks. Mic Jim was looking up at his brother happily, and honestly just wanted to snuggle into him and have a nap....but then he remembered Dark. Both brothers looked to the man, who had just now returned and sat with them, and saw that he was bearing a big glass of iced water and offering it to them.

'Drink, carefully....take as much time as you need...'

His voice was so gentle, and not in a way that was trying to lull them into a false sense of security. Camera Jim took the glass and immediately set it to his brother's lips, helping him drink before he took a few gulps himself. Mic Jim cleared his throat a few times as it got soothed, and soon glanced up to Dark from his curled up sitting position.

'....th-thanks....'

He whispered, which made Dark smile gently, but that smile did waver a tad when his brother followed on.

'Y-Yeah, th-thanks....you d-didn't have-'

'If you're about to say that I didn't have to make sure that you were both in good health and not in any genuine distress....then you really have underestimated my character.'

His reply wasn't harsh or indignant in any way, but that didn't stop the Jims from being taken aback by it. Now they thought about it, of course Dark would want to help them feel better....if anything, this whole thing had been a kindness. Dark had in fact felt genuinely humiliated and ridiculed by being exposed like that on the internet, but did he let himself let loose on the Jims horribly? No. Did he decide to give them huge anxiety in the public eye? No. Because what they had done had been an honest mistake and they had had no clue of the consequences on Dark's feelings. He couldn't blame them for that. So instead he gave them a punishment that was in fact in PRIVATE, with no external sources so he could be sure he didn't truly overstep the mark with either of them. This is why Dark is the best at evil....because he knows when not be. The Jim's exchanged a glance and a short, thoughtful silence followed before Camera Jim whispered.

'S-Sorry I-I-.....w-we didn't mean to.....'

He couldn't finish, but the way Dark's eyes softened as they made eye contact with Jim's reflected how he understood what he was trying to say.

'You need not apologise, it's not like I've put any effort into presenting myself as a nice individual....'

Dark trailed off, as did his mind. He often wondered whether he should work harder to make an effort to be such a thing....nice. Not publicly, privately. Dark always did nice things for his fellow egos, but he did it in the most implicit and subtle ways that they were never noticed, and so people still saw him as the primary ''bad guy''; Dark had always thought that he didn't really mind being seen as that....but now he wasn't so sure. He wanted to people to smile at him instead of glare suspiciously, he wanted them to be sarcastic with him instead of fearful of him, he wante-

'We think you're nice.'

Dark tensed when he suddenly felt arms wrap round his middle and a body press into him, a head resting on his chest. Ah, a hug, it was a hug, that was the term for it. The younger Jim giving it was really putting effort into it too, Dark felt himself being squeezed a little whilst his chest received a few gentle nuzzles. Dark was rigid, unsure exactly how to reciprocate, so he decided to gently pat Mic Jim's elbows, hoping it would show gratitude. It seemed to work too, since Mic Jim beamed up at him before withdrawing back to his brother's arms, and said brother was also smiling at Dark, his bright eyes echoing his sibling's earlier words. Dark felt like his heart could have crumbled there and then, but he wasn't quite ready for that yet. He settled for resting his hands in his lap and clearing his throat gently.

'Th-thank you....a-ah, ahem, anyway, I do hope you are both sufficiently recovered, since by my calculations the egg and stale milk concoction I fixed up for Wilford should be going off in about five minutes. I wouldn't want you to miss it.'

The reporting duo's eyes widened with shock, and soon excitement, and Dark smiled with glinting eyes when Camera Jim decisively declared.

'We'll document it well.'

He'd spoken so purposefully, almost like he was a knight of the garter or some such magnificent position of honour; Dark really admired how they felt so passionate about their work. They enjoyed it....and that's what made working with them so much more enjoyable. Mic Jim had nodded along with his brother's statement, but neither of them had yet made any move to get going....and that summoned the mischievous beast smirking inside Dark.

'Good.....although if you don't hurry, I may be tempted to spur you on.'

Dark's voice deepened as he gently wiggled his fingers in the air in the brothers' direction, making the younger squeak and elder blush in embarrassment; they soon shifted to their feet, shoving on their socks and shoes hurriedly. Dark couldn't help but chuckle when Mic Jim stuttered.

'We're o-on it we're on it! I-It'll be amazing, we promise!'

With that they left, at quite a velocity too, thus leaving Dark sat amidst mussed up sheets and in his slightly crinkled suit. Those were creases he was happy to have though. He looked to the doorway as he hugged his middle, whispering gently with a wide smile.

'I know....everything you do always is.'

That smile could be seen later on when a video was uploaded to YouTube featuring a very messy moustached man; so if you ever think about humiliating Darkiplier, in any way....know that your own special retribution will come your way.

WOOOOOO DONE DONE DONE WOWIE HOPE YA LIKE IT AAAA LUV YOUS XX

[goat--ish]

Probs not a proper one-shot

I’m not really part of the fandom so come and take this nonsense from my clammy hands, please.

It was funny to write this even tho it probs makes no sense and has like 0 consistency but I tried (and laughed all the way to the end). Main two ideas come from @kkrazy256  (Kaito taking photos from himself) and @ninthfeather (Kaito knowing about the “Shinichi is Kid” theory) (+ an anon)

It’s kinda long so Imma put it after a read more or whatever. Also, sorry if it cant be read, english is hard

Kaito loved having so much attention. He craved it every time he went on a heist and people -his audience- would be there, waiting for him and his magic.

He loved the idea of having fans and having people wonder about his tricks with every heist. There was something so addictive about it and he wasn't even going to reflect on why he needed someone's attention so much, on why he desired it with almost every fiber of his body.

He was a thief, or that was how the police call him. He wasn't even sure himself since everything he had taken had been returned a few days later, maybe he didn't have to keep something and the act of taking it by force was what made a thief, well, a thief. Still, there was the fact that he didn't keep any of the jewels and, even when her mother was sending him money pretty often, he was a teenager living alone that made the occasional and normal bad choice to buy something expensive leaving him without money to pay for electricity or water, and also a famous thief that needed lot's of materials to actually do some acceptable magic tricks to entertain HIS people.

Maybe he had Aoko helping him with the food and the old man did most of the planning for the heists -and got most of the things Kaito needed-, but he needed money and didn't have the courage to ask for more to his mom. He did say he was going to be Kid with so much confidence, he felt like asking for more help would be cheating.

So yeah, he needed money.

The idea had occurred to him a few times but it wasn't until he checked the news of his last heist that struck him that it might be a good one. Kaito knew the heist hadn't been his best one and was nervous to see what his critics and audience was saying about it. Had it been as bad as he thought? Hadn't he been as astonish as he wanted to be?

Of course, the police was bragging his good work to the world, how the police were so awesome that they stopped Kid from getting the diamond he was after. What caught his attention was the comments section at the very end of the article, where some of his fans were complaining that Kid deserved that diamond even if his game wasn't as good as other occasions.

That was a bullet to the heart and if it wasn't for that one comment he would have gone to sleep for the next three day, feeling depressed and guilty. Between the madness that was the comment section, there was one comment of how someone not just wanted, but was ready to pay and kill for a good photo of his favorite phantom thief.

Kaito had seen the insane amount of photos people had taken of Kid during the last years, most of them being just blurry figures or a stain of white between too much light. There was the occasional photo taken by a professional but even those were images of Kid being too far away to have a proper look to his suit.

The idea was too good to let it slide and never do something about it. Of course, he wasn't so sure about it but his ego wouldn't shut up about how people would love a proper photo of Kid, of him. That's why the next heist he made sure to not only prepare everything he needed to steal the jewel but also prepared a few cameras on strategic spots that he was sure would take his best angle.

At the end of the night, Kaito had the jewels and a dozen of photos that didn't quite looked like he wanted. They were dynamic and definitely made Kid look as awesome and handsome as he felt but there was something bothering him and didn't know what.

It was until he got to his house that it clicked.

The photos were great but the quality of the camera made them look fake, or almost fake as if it was someone cosplaying and not the real phantom thief.

Perhaps it was better that way, wouldn't it be too much of a joke if The Kid was taking photos of himself to sell them? It was a silly thought now that he considered all the things that could go wrong with that, so this was perfect.

So he logged in with a temporary account in a definitely trashy webpage and put a price tag to the photos, still unsure if this would be a good idea. The first hour he got an incredible number of five comments, five people telling him that the photos were fantastic but that they were too broke to purchase any of them.

Three hours after, Kaito was still in front of his computer feeling dumb because no one else had shown any interest. He was ready to delete the post when he got his first client.

It was his first sell so he wasn't as cautious as he normally was. The person was happy to give him money and he was as happy to receive it, so the process was pretty normal but at the end of it, Kaito felt his ego go up a few hundred times. Someone had purchased one of his photos and gave him a tip. This was a good idea, he could feel it.

And that's how he started entering the same webpage over and over again, selling his photos and slowly gaining fame between the usual users and even others that came into de webpage just to buy a photo from him. Of course, he took more precautions so he couldn't be found and still get the money.

Every time there was a heist, people would go directly to the page, knowing that the mysterious photographer would put at least a bunch of photos and would delete them after three hours, going into hiding until the next time Kid appeared. Until he didn't.

After months of doing the same, Kaito thought of something that was so painfully obvious and was surprised that he didn't think of it before. People thought he was a specially good cosplayer and others thought of him as a really sneaky photographer, and even when there were a few people that considered him suspicious there was nothing they could use to prove he was the real thief. So what was stopping him from going to a dark alley and take photos of himself dressed in Kid's suit and sell those? Just his lack of brain cells, he thought.

So he did that. Kaito took a camera, went to the highest place he could find so the city and the moon could be seen on the background and took as many photos as he could of himself doing magic tricks, possing and being overly flashy for the camera, thinking of how much his fans would love to see these.

A lot of his usual clients, the ones that always made sure to buy him at least one photo every time he appeared, lost it when he announced that he would open a permanent account so he could sell those pictures.

It was entertaining, to say the least. He was getting a little more money and was able to get out more with Aoko to show how grateful he was for always been there for him (not that he would tell her that).

Still, Kaito didn't come into real contact with his fans until the day one of his usual clients told him they used the photo as a cover for a fanfic which, to his surprise, was getting famous inside the fandom. Curious as he was and wanting to bust his ego a little more, Kaito made the conscious decision to read the whole thing at 2 a.m. which was a monster of 45,000 words, two side fics of 20,000 each one, and a one shot with the alternative ending for the main fic.

He didn't sleep for four days.

Yeah, the story had many mistakes of what really happened during the preparation stage of a heist and Kaito was sure he wasn't a middle age man with a mansion and copious amounts of money, but he was, in fact, as awesome, handsome, and cool as the author wrote him and was willing to read more.

He felt silly sitting in front of his computer in search of stories about him from the point of view of complete strangers. Kaito could feel his cheeks heat up while reading the titles of some of the stories he found on a new webpage.

Was he being too narcissistic? When was too much? And why were there so many stories of him with Shinichi Kudo as secondary protagonist?

Kaito felt irritated at the sight of that name. Why was the detective on so many fanfics that were supposed to be about Kid? He scrolled down, finding more and more about the detective and himself on so many fictional worlds. Somehow he felt betrayed by his fans.

It took him five more web pages and three hours to understand why his fans had betrayed him that way, and it was a hilarious reason, to be honest. Most people knew how often the phantom thief had dressed up as the detective so a lot had come up with the theory that he, Kaito Kid was, in fact, the young detective Shinichi Kudo.

Wasn't that fucked up or what?

There was a fair amount of people that wrote about them because they had confronted each other several times, but most of them believed with all their might that Kid was the detective and, even when he laughed out loud on the privacy of his room at 1 a.m., Kaito also felt as if he was being robbed of something. He wasn't sure of what yet, but he made a mental note to torture a little bit more the detective the next time he saw him for stealing... something?

Yeah, no. Scratch that. He wasn't going to do anything stupid on a heist just because of a bunch of people that couldn't see that Kaito Kid was way too cool to be that detective. What he did do was to enter the thread and create mayhem between the users on the chat for a few hours.

And it became a daily thing, which didn't make things easier for Kaito because now he wasn't only a teenager that was trying to not fail school because he forgot to do homework or a famous phantom thief in search of a miraculous diamond, now he was a famous (well, maybe not famous but recognized inside the fandom) photographer, an avid reader of his fans' stories (he wasn't even going to deny how narcissistic that was, but the kids could be really good at their fantasies and he wanted to see more of it) and a troll that couldn't keep one damn user name because the wars he started were that intense, and yeah, he needed a break or something.

However, he would be lying if he said he wasn't enjoying himself. Yeah, maybe Aoko kept telling him to stop going to sleep to untold hours of the night because he was starting to look like a real-life zombie, but it was so worth it to see people trying to take his "Do you think Kid uses women underwear?" and "I have proof that Shinichi Kudo is a loser" threads seriously and ending up on wars that lasted at least a week.

To be fair, while a fair amount of people just wanted Shinichi to be the phantom thief for the drama and the angst, there were a few users that actually had good arguments while discussing the theory. They weren't as good as some of the arguments that Kaito could think of but were reasonable enough to shut up the chat for a few minutes before anyone saying something else.

Weeks of being on those types of forums made him develop a weird respect and admiration for those users that came into the madness willingly and tried to put order in hell. It was something he crushed almost daily but it was something impressive to see.

That's why the day he was trolling an especially cocky one, he felt... weird.

The kid was being way too smart, they didn't have the confidence of a hardcore fan or a know-it-all gal, they talked as if they knew of what they were talking and that made Kaito feel vulnerable for the first time in his new happy place. Most of the time the users would have an excellent logic but lots of errors in their final answers; this person didn't give long answers like the others but everything they had said on the last twenty minutes was right and that made him paranoid.

It wasn't the first time he ended a conversation with the old and trusty "Bold of you to assume I can read", but it was the first time he did when he still had time to kill.

That kid... It wasn't only that everything had been right but some of those things were things that no normal person could know, they had to been there to know those types of things, so now Kaito was locked in his room wondering with a nervous smile who in the police force was wasting their afternoons rambling against little kids on the internet?

Kaito laughed a little with the thought. No, he didn't count, he was there to follow his fans and his fans only, he could stop whenever he wanted, he didn't ramble against twelve-year-old kids like a loser... Ok, he did, but he did it to get a laugh out of it and never in a serious way, so who was the clown that was doing it and why hasn't he saw them before?

He turned off his computer and got out of his bedroom, determined to let the topic slide for this time and go to Aoko's house to see if he could annoy her a little more before dinner, not knowing that he left Shinichi looking at the screen of his phone with irritation at the stupid answer the troll gave him. The detective decided he had had enough internet for a day and returned to the book in his lap, at least that was better than the nonsense he had seen for the last twenty minutes.

[thatgirlunderarock]

Helpless~ Durin Family Hobbit fanfic

Dís doesn’t think she’ll find love at her first ball, but she can’t help it if someone catches her eye early in the night. Things get difficult when big brothers Thorin and Frerin decide to step in.

or as my lovely beta reader @tessmariano​ described it:  Frerin is angelica comin at blonde dude like “imma bout to change your life" and then yeets him at Dís

This fic is based off Hamilton’s “Helpless” 

Read on AO3

Can be read as a prequel to “Old and New Memories”

As always I hope you enjoy!

Dís was never one to really enjoy her grandmother’s and grandfather’s parties. Mostly they consisted lots of music that filled the large chambers of the mountain, dancing that would go from dusk till dawn, beautiful dwarven ball gowns, guests from the Blue Mountains, Iron Hills, and even some of the neighboring kingdoms. And she would be stuck watching from the upper levels of Hall of the Kings. It was even more grand when the party was to celebrate the last days of summer. With all the festivities, how could she not want to go?  Seventy-five years old and Thraín was still reluctant to let her go. Even Thorin, her frumpy older brother, who really didn’t like parties, could be seen laughing with Dwalin as they raided the food tables of desserts and watched Frerin attempt to flirt with visiting Dwarrows. It wasn’t like her brothers were that much older than her, no more than ten maybe fifteen years older, that was nothing! Her mother, Ásdís, says it’s only because Thraín clearly recalls his own habits from when he was younger.

“I don’t think that’s much of an excuse now Ummadud1,” Dís sighed as she flopped back onto her bed, her mother sitting at the writing desk in the corner.

“I know Mabannamûna2,” Princess Ásdís starts, “Your father is just well, I don’t think I’m wrong to say he’s a bit over protective-“

“He just doesn’t want me to see him drink too much. He realizes I’m not going to be glued to your sides right? I’d rather bother Frerin or push Thorin into the women eyeing him-” Hearing herself say that out-loud, Dís was starting to realize there was likely her not being allowed to attend had to do with that. One quick glance at her mother’s stern but amused look confirmed that.

“Okay, I understand. I won’t do anything like that! I’ll be a proper princess, stuffy shoes and all. I won’t take them off, as soon as the music starts this time. And grandfather hasn’t invited the Elves, so there another thing Uddadud doesn’t have to worry about- Oh I’ve been childish about it this whole time, haven’t I?” Dís could feel the warmth spreading in her cheeks, even if she knew her grandparents got a kick out of her antics with her brothers.

Ásdís just smiled at her daughter and moved to sit on the bed. Moving slowly she lifted Dís’ head so that it rested in her lap, her daughter’s long brown hair falling in waves across her lap as she combed her fingers through her hair and began to weave the dark strands. “No, little one, that’s not why. Your father is just afraid to admit that his little girl is all grown now. More than a little mischievous at times, but we’ve been bless to see you grow into the mountain’s most precious gem. He just dreads the day he’ll have to give you away-”

Dís laughed, “I love you Ummadud, but Uddadud is just being silly if he thinks one party is going to make a difference. I’m not going to get married after one night of dancing!”

“No, I know,” Ásdís starts, “But you never know. That’s how your father and I met after all.”

Dís looked up at her mother, knowing by the little smile on her face that she was thinking about that first meeting. Dís probably knew the story better than either of her brothers, then again it probably had to do with how their mother told it compared to their father. Thraín used it as a warning to Thorin and Frerin about not doing anything foolish or embarrassing, because they would never know who was watching. It only kind of worked though; Thorin was too anxious to do anything to mess up or draw too much attention to himself, and Frerin figured bring all the attention to himself was the best way to meet someone, and Dís found new motivation to tease both brothers. Ásdís on the other hand would tell her children purely to share one of her favorite memories of her first few weeks in Erebor. Embarrassing her husband was only slight perk.

Just as Dís was about to ask for the story when there was a light knock at the door. She sat up and watched as her mother went to answer the door. There stood Æsa, Dís’ handmaiden, holding a light blue dress with gold trimming that spilled out of her arms as she walked through the door frame. “This was the right dress, Princess?” she asked to Ásdís.

“Yes, Thraín thought his daughter might like this one,” Her mother started giving a small smile to Dís. “She’ll be entering with her brothers for the feast.”

 Dís looked down at the plate of meat and bread in front of her, grease from the meat and started to soak into the dinner roll along with the gravy the cook had decided to put over the chuck. It smelled amazing, and had she not been so focused on the blond haired dwarf sitting down across from Frerin she would have dug into it just as eagerly as the rest of the table. She couldn’t decide why he looked so familiar, his blond braids falling to his shoulders and even framing his lips,his blond peach stubble felt like a veil hiding someone so familiar. His name was right on the tip of her tongue. Had Æsa been there, Dís would have just leaned over and asked, but seeing that the former was sitting with the rest of the family servants, all she did was stare dumbly and occasionally drink from her wine goblet, or shove part of her dinner roll in her cheeks whenever he looked up or over at her. Then again. it was bold of her to assume he was looking at her, when her brothers sat on either side of her as well…

“Anai3, you’ve been stuffing yourself with bread and wine, you’re going to be sick before the kitchens bring out the ale and dessert,” Thorin mumbled behind his own goblet to Dís before following her gaze to the Dwarrow sitting across from their brother. “Unless you already have your sights on-“

“Shut up Thorin!” Dís hissed under her breath, much to her brother’s amusement.

When music finally started up Dís found herself with Æsa munching on cakes and biscuits near the dessert table watching the festivities unfold through the music and dance. Her grandparents stood at the far end near the tables still, but dancing to the music, still lost in their own little world. On the other end, her mother was successfully persuading her father to dance, though both trying go unnoticed by the other merry makers. Frerin, though surrounded by Dwarrows  eager for a chance to dance with him, was gesturing over to Thorin and Dwalin to join him from some other corner of the hall Dís could not see.

Despite seeing all of this, Dís could not see the one dwarf she was looking for. She would have thought that after staring at him all through dinner she would have been able to pick him out from the crowd.

               It felt like her heart dropped straight into her stomach. Maybe Thorin had been right and she should have paced herself on the wine. When the saw the familiar blond head of hair walk in with Dwalin, and a few others she couldn’t put names to in that moment, it felt like the whole hall was spinning to sounds of the fiddles. She was about to steady herself on the edge of the table when she felt hands on both her shoulders.

“I told you not to drink so much wine,” Thorin teased from her right.

               “Right, because our little sister can’t hold her wine,” Frerin joined in on the left. “I don’t think its the wine, making her feet fall from under her.”

               “Frerin-” Dís started.

               “Maybe but she didn’t eat much at dinner,” Thorin interrupted.

               “Didn’t she? Guess, you see when she snatched my roll off my plate?”

               “No, was that before or after she missed her plate trying to cut the meat- ”

               “You two are unbearable!” Dís finally exclaimed before they could keep going on about dinner. She leaned against Thorin, her cheek squished against his shoulder. “Yes, there’s a boy! The one that was sitting across from you, Frerin,” Dís sighed. “He looks familiar, I don’t know why. He’s not related right? That would be more embarrassing. Did we all have the same tutor? No… I just-” She closed her eyes in frustration that she was getting so flustered over a dwarf she didn't even know.

“Dís?”

She sighed, “What Thorin?”

“Are you talking to me, or Frerin?”

“Both of you… What why? Is Frerin not here?” she asked standing up straighter and looking around for her other brother.

“He's over there,” Thorin answered casually and gestured to where their brother was talking to the blond haired dwarf.

“Oh”

Dis felt her stomach do some kind of weird flip, like it tossed her heart back into place. She couldn't decide if she felt sick from what little food she ate or if it had something with her brother talking to the dwarf. She couldn't, shouldn't even be upset. She didn't even know who he was! And she didn't know what her brother was doing. He likely wasn't doing anything but talking. Frerin talked to a lot of people. But he didn’t always grab people by the arm when he was talking to them. That was new.

And then the dwarf looked back at her.

Suddenly, the air was sucked right out of Dís’ lungs and her heart was in her throat. She wanted to hide behind Thorin. She wanted to run back up to her room and lock the door, but all she did was freeze and lean heavily against Thorin as she tried to stay on her feet. “Durin let me rest,” she mumbled under her breath and earning a stunned look from her brother.

“Don’t say that while you’re leaning on me,” Thorin muttered as he tried to set her back upright. His brows stayed furrowed as he steadied his little sister, and took a small step to the side of her.

He was right! She couldn’t let herself fall to pieces, especially while he was looking at her. Dís quickly stood up took a deep breath and puffed out her chest a little as he adjusted her dress. She looked to Thorin and then glanced back over her shoulder not actually seeing if her brother and the other dwarf were still there.

Dís would have seen Frerin walking him over to her with teasing, “I'm about to change your life.”

“By all means lead the way.”

As it where it was not until the two stopped right in front of her that she noticed him again. Dís looked up into the light brown eyes of her mystery dwarf trying to figure out what to say. She could have said anything, her name for starters. Dís daughter of Thrain, would have been a good place to start, if she had remembered to do anything other than open her mouth and mutter “Uhh...”

“Vígi, it’s good to see you again, how was your journey back from the Iron hills?” Thorin asked stepping up behind his dumbfounded sister.

Vígi. As in Vígi the son of the Captain of Guard? As in Vígi the son of the Captain of the Guard who left Erebor twenty years ago to train with his cousins in the Iron Hills? Twenty years and he still only had the little prickles of a beard. How he got the mustache to grow at all was a mystery to her. The little twinkle that seemed to shine in his eyes as he looked at her was new too. Had that always been there?

Well,  at least she knew why he looked so familiar.

“...good to be home though. Dís, I see twenty years has only made your smile brighter.”

Had she been smiling this whole time? It was good smile though right? Not one with a lot of teeth, or stiff, or showed how many little flips her heart was doing in her chest. A small giggle escaped Dís. She blinked a few times trying to clear her head of the twinkle in his eyes as he waited for her answer. Still it was hard to think when her brothers were throwing little grins her way.

“Thank you Vígi. That means a lot to me, considering twenty years as done little to make my brothers more pleasant.”

“Well, then should I rescue my lady and plan our escape to the dance floor?” He asked with a wink and offering his hand to Dís.

She didn’t hesitate to grab his hand and let him lead her away from her snickering brothers. For once she was glad she hadn’t kicked off her shoes. She was tall enough to comfortably rest her head on Vígi’s shoulder as he held her close into the night.

 Thanks for reading! 

1.       Mommy/ Daddy

2.       “she who continues to become more beautiful”

3.       Sister

Special thanks to the Dwarrow Scholar for all their resources that have been more than helpful to me and I know many other fic writers!

[pizzatimegirl]

Good morning/evening/whatever!!

How ya all doing? Hm?

Been a while uh?

It's me, ya fellow local Pizza!

And I came here to make an special announcement!

While I'm also celebrating the fact that I'm happy to be back (again) XD. I'm also here to announce the start of something cool (-and probably problematic too)

A project... A big story I've been working on, called: "Wisdom Travelers"

Now listen. This is mostly a fantasy/sci-fi story... A lil bit of horror...?... No. Actually. A LOT of horror. It's just not going to be very explicit, ya know?

It's going to be in the form of both a comic and a fanfic format..... I'm still figuring out that part xd

But the good news is... I can start giving ya all teasers ;)

Ya all don't mind me posting lore about it, right?

Nah, I just will start posting silly mini comics, or, ya know... sillyposts xd

Who knows for real 🤷‍♀️

Anyway, D O N T. B E. F O O L E D.

Pay attention... Things can get.. Quirky in this comic ;)

One last thing to mention?

I will still draw many other things apart from my project. Yes, I will keep drawing JSE stuff. I will draw Sonic stuff... Nintendo stuff and Undertale stuff too maybe ;b

I'm just saying I will draw what makes me happy. But I'm also saying that Wisdom Travellers also makes me happy, I'm hoping to balance all of this out ;b

Imma try to keep everything chill here, since where I live is... well, this is a side note, but my country is really going through bad stuff right. Let's see what happens with that.

I will also post stuff on Twitter as well, but Tumblr is still my preferred format (it fits just like some comfy slippers). Tumblr's my real homie here heheh xd

Anyway, pls take care ya all who are reading this. Let's see where this path takes me.

✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨

- Pizza, the Eldritcht pizza being that still is not very interactive-

[minstrelmaglor]

Tagged by @moosefrog you lil’ dickens 

Rules: Tag people at the end of this challenge!

Five things you’ll find in my bag

Pre-filled insulin pen

Medical marijuana vape pen + a copy of my weed prescription (I take no chances)

A paper-pad of those novelty-gift notes that are passive-aggressive things to say to people who park like shit.  I fill out the “ticket” and leave it on their windshield so they know they’re asshats. (I bought them cause if someone parks in my handicapped spot without a placard, I WILL RAISE HELL.)

Two kinds of painkillers

Keys...I think?  Oh shit, where’d they go...did they fall to the bottom of the bag AGAIN?!  WHY CAN I NEVER FIND THINGS WHEN I ACTUALLY NEED THEM?!

Five things you’ll find in my bedroom

Floor-to-ceiling bookshelves crammed with books, manga, video games, BluRays, and crowned with a meticulously-structured tower of anime plushes on top

My boyfriend’s Tempurpedic (mmmmmmm YES)

Like eighty million Stitch plushies (my boyfriend’s THING is Stitch.  I keep trying to buy him more but HE ALREADY HAS THEM ALL.)

A pillow-pet of the unicorn from Despicable Me.  One time when I was sick my boyfriend kept drumming my face with him and suddenly I was conversing with Dr. Geoffrey the Fucking Doctor-Unicorn. (Yes that’s his full title.  Yes my boyfriend is a precious bean, always making me feel better with precious silly things.)

A beautifully organized jewelry box.  Right next to it is a horrific ungodly tangled pile of the jewelry I’ve worn over the past month.

Five things I’ve always wanted to do

Climb Half Dome at Yosemite National Park (I’m a wuss so Imma go up the BACK side, thank)

PUBLISH A FUCKING BOOK god I have so many WHY CAN’T I JUST FINISH OOOOOONE

Have kids...

Craft jewelry pieces that are actually WORTHY of being sold on Etsy.  Every time I think I’ve made something cool and that I’m hot shit, I see something 1000000x cooler on Etsy.

Actually memorize one of the lightsaber fight routines I keep practicing (I AM SO BAD AT CHOREOGRAPHY).

Five things that make me feel happy (in no particular order)

cOFFEE.

Spotify

My boyfriend/life partner/partner in chaos/martial arts master/getaway driver/best cheerleader ever/biggest fan

cHOCOLATE

Memory foam (mattresses, pillows, floor mats, back support pillows, mouse pads, shoe soles...fucking literally just roll me up in memory foam I’ll be so happy)

Five things I’m currently into

Tolkien (still and always)

DC Comics (I’m such a nerd about the Robins and all my friends IRL are Marvel, help)

learning more about Real Estate...it started out as a job, how did it end up like this (I keep talking about fucking house prices every time I end up someplace new or talk about a city I’ve never heard of)

Goldfish (I have seven hugenormous goldfish.  they started out as feeder fish I won at Tet Festival. that was FOUR YEARS AGO.)

Worldbuilding for original fantasy worlds as WELL as elaborate fanfics (I do more of this than writing I stg)

Five things on my to-do list

Network into a job as a Transaction Coordinator so I can actually make a living wage and get my own place with my life partner

Take all my sealed-up used insulin needles to the waste disposal plant (THEY CLOSE AT FUCKING 3 PM.  WHY.  WHY THIS.  I WORK ALL DAY.)

Finish my god damn mother fucking bachelor’s degree already

Finish a book.  Or even one of my short stories.  Hell, the one I started in creative writing class will do nicely.  It was well received by my peers at least.

Eat my way through Europe, and Japan, and Korea, and New Zealand

Tagging (if you want): AAAAN EEEEEE BUUUUUUH DEEEEEE