#imagine stannis. just. imagine
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oh, but it's a long tradition, those blogs just don't know.
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Those game of thrones imagine blogs are amazing bcs someone will post, in real actual honesty, about “imagine stannis baratheons reaction to you sending him nudes at work” as if that simple sentence is not THE funniest possible thing anyone could ever think to say
#imagine stannis. just. imagine#asoiaf#stannis baratheon#x reader fics#asoiaf art#modern au#oh fandom#lololol#my favorite lobster king#queue and me we're in this together now
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#the concept of JAIME or THEON even having their names put forward for consideration.....how does stannis let that happen?#is he knocked unconscious and locked in the ice cells until the election is over?#the concept of jon or stannis having to listen to and follow THEON's orders......#the concept of all these people living in the same house.....24/7.....#having to live with and command an undead teen who mind-possesses his weird magic wolf 24/7 is added trauma for post stoneheart jaime#asoiaf#tyrion lannister#jon snow#stannis baratheon#jaime lannister#theon greyjoy#try picturing teenage undead revenant jon snow getting the worst men in westeros to agree on any fucking thing???#now who’d give him the most trouble? my money’s on theon who just wants to fuck with him#jon can’t even get rid of him because theon actually has experience leading men sjsksnbsbs#I’d imagine jaime would be one of the most ineffective lcs of all time because imagine him trying to get all these people to do anything he#theon would be the worst lc of all time because no one would listen to him EVER he’d never get anything done........#I mean does he even live past month 1 to begin with? or would they just assassinate him as soon as they're able to?#the nw would be the most effective it’s ever been in history under stannis tho lmaoooo even though 75% absolutely hate his guts#jon oscillates between being the goat or woat depending on the time of day#tyrion try not to piss everyone off day one = challenge IMPOSSIBLE
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Even though I think it would be a missed opportunity, I’m actually okay with the idea of Stannis beheading Theon at the beginning of TWOW. I mean it’s what Theon explicitly prayed for - a sword, to die as Theon. Let that boy get what he wants for once in his life.
But also I think it’s funny for the effect it would have on Stannis, once it comes out Bran and Rickon are still alive. Imo the idea of killing a man for the wrong crime would really get under Stannis’s skin. Pretty much everyone else in ASOIAF would be like, “he was still a turncloak, he still killed other people, who gaf?” The answer is Stannis. Stannis gaf. It would needle him. He’d grind his teeth over it. I mean more so than he already does.
#also#just#imagine you’re an unbeliever#and you’re hailed as a messiah figure in a foreign religion#at first you’re willing to make cynical use of it#but then after defeat - revelation - victory#you finally accept your role#you see visions in the flames. you believe.#…but then you decide to take a teensy break from your new god to make a sacrifice to gods you up til now had no relation with#just a quickie human sacrifice#nbd#doc#theon greyjoy#stannis baratheon#this too is thennis
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i hate hate hate when shireen is described as ugly. please shut up. that's my beautiful and adorable baby daughter
#she's just unhappy that's all#imagine if she finds real happiness. oh god she will look even more prettier#oh and she's a BARATHEON#all baratheons are gorgeous#robert. renly.#stannis would sure look better if he wasn't. so unhappy.#shireen baratheon#asoiaf
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what was mance’s actual plan in a scenario where he can take castle black and let all the free folk through the wall (i.e. if jon died before warning them). let them disperse into the gift and just. fend for themselves i guess? would his kingship have ended there? was there ever a plan more complex than “dont get turned into ice zombies” or was he just riffing the whole time. was he imagining some kind of treaty? maybe his plans relied on there still being a reasonable stark in winterfell lol. but it’s not like he can negotiate with the boltons or stannis… and the wildlings are so fractured they would IMMEDIATELY split off. like what would he have DONE if he won? was he doomed from the start??? someone please spitball with me
#ive been trying to crowdsource ideas about this for insane fanficky reasons but it’s like#cause the wildlings are not like. centralized he cant just keep them at castle black forever there are 100000 of them#he also would have. zero information about current northern politics#at castle black he’s in an ok position esp if he also takes the shadow tower but he still has stannis + some dregs at eastwatch#he could.. maybe.. take empty winterfell before the boltons ever got there but would it even help? there wouldnt be any food there#and the bolton coalition might even actually be bolstered if they had a common enemy lol#however: no one would go to hardhome. So at least theres that#i guess it would devolve into a chaotic mass migration scenario but mance is like. Clever and wily i cant imagine he didnt have a PLAN!!!#the smart move would be to take moat cailin before roose can come up but. To accomplish what exactly#i mean if everyone chilled repopulating the gift would anyone even care. you’re gonna massacre a hundred thousand civilian wildlings?#But stannis is the issue there he would not allow that he would want to reinstate the watch. hmmmm
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Ooh hey fun idea tell me if there are any particular fan castings you see of your fav asoiaf characters that you hate. Mine are Anya Taylor Joy as Daenerys and Timothée Chalamet as Jon
#really I find that most fan casts for Jon are pretty bad#I’m not the biggest proponent of either of the casting choices the show made for them either#I think Tamzin would have been an excellent Daenerys#tbh it’d be easier to list off the show’s casting choices I do like than the ones I don’t#most I don’t hate I just think they could’ve been better#they fumbled Jorah and Ygritte so hard#but Davos Tyrion Sam Gilly#Tommen Stannis Robert Jaime Cersei#and Ned#Varys too#all great casting choices#Gwen is so beautiful that it’s hard to imagine her as Brienne#but she killed the role tbh
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@sevynhells | Selyse
It was not rare for Stannis to come in the night, but it was rare that he asked for immediate contact. Most times he left the ruling of the island to her, and so he respect her rest, taking abed in an adjacent room and making her ladies notify her of his arrival when she woke up. The few times he arrived late with notice, Shireen would be waiting for him at his wife's side, no matter how late or how early. If his wife was having matters of urgency, he was content with just his girl. Today his command was different: "I do not desire avoiding my child, but you must not wake her. It is the Lady Selyse who I came to see." Stannis had said, more exasperated and harsher than he wanted to, and by the time he reached his rooms it had been given. How he wanted to just fall asleep. Tired of the journey, of the fights with his brothers, of the Lannisters, of everything.
How he longed to hold his girl again, to have a calm conversation with his wife, but it was not so quick to be. "Good evening. Morrow. Ugh, I do not even know. Forgive the haste. I'm being careful." He did not explain what he was being careful about, but he was sure she'd understand he didn't want any more ears than they absolutely needed. There was food on the table, but he ignored it. He sat on the nearest chair, motioning for Selyse to do the same. Then he remained quiet for a few seconds, as he sometimes did when words would not come out how he wanted to. Eventually, he chose to simply say it.
"None of Cersei's wretched children have my brother's blood." Our daughter is, for now, the next generational sovereign of Westeros and its seven kingdoms, he thinks but doesn't say. Robert would eventually remarry and have trueborn children of his own, it is not a point of pride to Stannis but more anger: it is further danger to his sweet daughter. "With all his terrible whoremongering, did he not think of trying it true for once!?" So few acts of duty had Robert fulfilled, but this was beyond the absolute pale. "And that is not the whole of it: That Lannister bitch is fucking her own twin like a common animal! They're bastards and illborn, all three." It was the first time the words left his mouth out loud. Were he a weaker sort, he'd be gagging, but disgust showed on his face anyway. Oddly, so did dissapointment. How could he serve under such weak a king?
#stannis failing at having a normal conversation take two million#placing this before stan asks for jon arryn for backup#selyse can suggest it if you want c:#also imagine getting woken up at four in the morning just for stannis starting to rant about something so serious. id assume i was dreaming#selyse (sevynhells)#sevynhells
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while i'm in hater mode, probably the most petty block thing i do is block people who share too many .gifs of kit h. that's not MY jon snow.
#kit h's jon snow just exists in another universe to MY jon snow. the TRUE jon snow.#i watched the show 2013 - 2017 and read the books last summer. so. inevitably some characters look like/sound like show counterparts#i struggle NOT to imagine stannis as his show counterpart#but like book!jon is so noticeably different to show!jon that i just struggle to see them as the same human being
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Least toxic Malleus stan
One of your posts popped out on my feed, and I've spent a couple hours now scrolling through your page here and there, and I have some thoughts.
First of all, I can tell that you put so much effort into each post you write, and I commend you for that! It's so cool!
Secondly, this going to be super long, I started writing and the words kept flowing, sorry! Feel free to ignore if it's too much. English is not my first language (Japanese & Korean are), so I apologize for any mistakes!
Please, don't take the following as an attack on you, I just want to state my observations, you aren't obliged to reply, and I tried to be as respectful as possible.
I recall you mentioning in one post that you try to be as 'objective' as possible when you answer questions and write posts, but personally, when it comes to a certain character, you are anything but.
And that character is Malleus.
I'm not even a fan of him, I'm pretty neutral, I think he has so much potential to be an interesting character, but he has been consistently done dirty by the writers, especially in his own book, and this seems to be the general consensus among people who aren't hardcore fans of his, and you seem to be to one of them.
Each time you mention Malleus in one of your posts (posts that pertain to other characters, and have almost little/nothing to do with him) I could tell that something was 'off', from the very first moment, I could tell that you viewed him negatively. I can tell you try to word things as neutrally as you can, but your dislike of him just oozes through, I guess. Lmao.
And lo & behold! I saw a post where you mentioned that you DO dislike him, and I was 'Yeah, I could tell'. I have no problem with people disliking him, as I said, I'm neutral, and people are entitled to their opinions.
But then you mentioned that you try to be objective whenever you answer questions, and I was like 'What? So that was you being objective?!' And then you said Leona was one of your faves...and yeah, you don't say! (Leona is my top 4 favorite, BTW)
There's you very SEVERELY minimizing his popularity in Japan. From my observations, it seems Malleus is the most popular character overseas & the most well-liked in general. Here in Japan, he isn't the first, but he is definitely one of the most popular, the only ones I'd pit above him are: Octavinelle, Idia, Skully, Leona. He ranks fairly high in polls & is spoken about very fondly, and is rarely criticized. You bringing up the topic of popularity just seems like a way for you to 'justify' & 'validate' your dislike of him, when he's universally loved. People like you & me (people who are neutral on him or dislike him) are pretty rare, whether it's in Japan or overseas. No matter how much you try to spin it, the tastes of fans across the two servers are very close, for example: Jack, Ortho, Grim, Epel, and Crowley are unpopular amongst both fandoms, Vil & the Scarabia duo are decently popular amongst both fandoms. Malleus has been steadily growing in popularity with the releases of Book 7, and I expect him to really raise in the ranks.
It's very obvious you hate Malleus, and your takes on him are fuelled by that hate, especially some of your takes on the ending of Book 7. You don't give him any grace, you are ESPECIALLY hard on him compared to the other characters, and frankly, you demand too much from him, as a person and as a character.
Even when the writers themselves made sure to let it be known that no injuries were caused, no lasting damage (which I personally thought was pretty obvious, but figured the writers had to get that one out for people like you, who convinced themselves he was more dangerous than he was) you still insist on it being false.
Out of all the other overblotters, Malleus had the most severe consequences, both physically (as he's now handicapped) and mentally (just because Lilia is now alive doesn't change that Malleus KILLED HIM, which is pretty different than Idia's situation, and bound to leave some PTSD). Leona caused way more injuries and girth way more people, even tried to kill Ruggie, and he didn't even have the excuse of being in a state of overblot, he did all that fully conscious, fully aware. He intentionally hurt people, but he's instantly forgiven & immediately he's back to his normal everyday life, forgiven. In contrast, Malleus hurt no one (except Lilia), never intended to harm (and intent DOES matter), all of this makes paints him in more favorable light compared to Leona (and Vil, who also tried to murder someone intentionally before he overblotted) It just seems like you WANT the narrative to justify your hatred of Malleus, you intentionally try to interpret & look at him and his actions from the worst perspective possible, in the most contrived way.
Even when most of the supposed 'victims' themselves have made an entire club based on how happy the dream world made them (which was Malleus's intention all along), and how much they miss it (in a scene presented as a comedic moment, intended to hammer the fact that Malleus truly hurt no one) you twist the scene into it being 'cult-like'?
The narrative isn't bending over backwards to make the situation seem more lighthearted than it was, it isn't retconning anything, the narrative is simply confirming what has already been implied (and what I thought was plainly obvious) for the sake of making things clear for people who would insist that the situation was worse than it was.
Why the surprise over no one being injured? Malleus has simply put people into sleep! Why would they be injured? They aren't in distress, and are content in their dreamworld. The only danger has always been it eventually taking over the world, and the people atrophying without the sustenance.
Why the surprise that he was allowed back in school? Why would the others be given a second chance & not Malleus? Even Crowley points that blatant hypocrisy out. If everyone turned out healthy & sound after the ordeal, all the damage has been repaired, & sincere apologies & compensations were provided, & there no long-lasting damage, then why should Malleus keep suffering?
Why the surprise that the students immediately forgave him? Physically no-one was harmed. Emotionally he didn't intend to hurt them, and the vast majority of them were happy in the dreamworld. Silver explained to them why Malleus did what he did, and they were all smart enough to understand his motives & intent, and wanted to stop him. The main characters got their lickback & the anger out of their systems by fighting him & weakening him, so they don't have a reason to be angry anymore. A running theme has always been NRC students being extraordinary difficult, they're all aware of it, and if anything, thsy find it amusing.
Twisted Wonderland has always been about second chances, learning from one's mistakes, applying the lesson one learned, and doing better. All the other students were given a second chance and proved themselves, why do you so vehemently abhor that for Malleus?
Malleus was misguided, but his actions were not out of malice (like Leona, Vil, Azul, Riddle), they were out of love & genuine desire to help people, and since he's a child who's never been taught proper emotional regulation and social behavior, he went about it in the most childish & simple way possible.
It just seems like you WANT Malleus to be punished, you want him to suffer. Him being maimed & handicapped for centuries isn't enough, you want more punishment for him. Him living in isolation & loneliness for almost 200 years, and being feared & avoided by his peers isn't enough, you also want him to be hated by them & isolated even more severely than before, you want him to be labelled a monster. Him having to live with the fact he killed his father isn't enough, you also want his father to have stayed dead, and for Malleus to wallow in his grief, pain, self-hatred for eternity (which includes a forever broken & unrepairable relationship with the only other 2 people who loved him).
And don't even get me started with you implying he hasn't shown enough guilt, because when has Leona? When has Azul?
It seems you don't Malleus to get a second chance, you don't want him learning from his mistakes & given a chance to do better, you don't want fairness, you just want him punished, hurt, and suffering.
I probably wouldn't have had much of an issue had you not stated your goal of being 'objective'. It's obvious you want & expect the worst out of him.
ご質問ありがとうございます! 最初は丁寧にご意見を述べてくださいましたが、途中で感情的になってしまったのでしょうか。 誤解を与えてしまったようで、この回答で説明いたします。
From my understanding, you seem to take issue with my usage of a particular word, "objective". I'm not sure which posts you happened to see (as there are admittedly a lot of them on this blog), but assuming that this was one of the #feedback for the writing raven posts, it's not a claim I make very often. It's typically something I hear from readers, such as in this post, this post, and this post, which are all examples from the last year. In the final example I linked, I do mention my goal in being objective, but I also state that 1) it's impossible to eliminate all bias and 2) there's a difference between minimizing my bias for the sake of analysis and allowing myself to freely criticize a character or writing based on my opinions. I will never be 100% free of bias, especially on posts where I am sharing my opinion. I don't claim to be perfectly objective in all instances, I just try to give every character a chance since they all have the potential to evolve, especially in a live service game like Twst. Some of the characters I love today are ones I loathed at launch (ie Leona), and some of the characters that are my most loathed today are the ones I loved at launch (ie Azul). By that logic, there's no reason why Malleus can't have a similar shift.
Again, I don't know what posts you looked at to form your view of how I see Malleus--but honestly, I guess I'm just confused as to how you reached the conclusion that you did. At this point, I don't think it's a secret that I dislike him (I sometimes bring it up to give context to what I'm about to say), but I also don't think I've ever expressed outright hatred. Hatred implies an unwillingness to see his positive traits and potential for growth, and I don't think that describes how I discuss him at all (a sentiment which I believe is shared by my readers). I do sound exasperated in some critique, yes, but it doesn't come from a place of malice. I don't think there's a purpose in getting needlessly mad about a fictional character. Malleus Draconia doesn't exist and doesn't impact my life outside of the moments when I engage with fandom.
My exasperation with him comes from a place of... I guess you'd call it disappointment??? Like, he has potential to be an interesting character, but the writing that's currently there (in my opinion) doesn't support him very well and keeps squandering that potential. I want him to be better and develop as a character (as I feel he has various flaws that aren't properly addressed), but I keep being let down time and time again. It leads to me sometimes sounding frustrated when I speak about him, because it feels like the narrative is holding his character hostage until maybe post-book 7. This is especially the case because Malleus's writing has this consistent issue where he is granted opportunities to learn and grow (and even social support from Lilia and other peers), but ultimately doesn't. This isn't true for other characters, who are given moments of character development in vignettes or event stories, even if in just small ways like Idia pushing himself to drum in public or Deuce doing his best to be an honors student.
I'm not sure where the claim that I "severely minimize" his popularity in Japan comes from?? If I mention popularity at all, it's usually to compare between EN and JP. In EN polls, Malleus consistently places #1, but doesn't reach those same heights in JP. The highest placement I've seen for Malleus in JP polls is around 7th place (which is still quite commendable!). This is also the case when you consider that Malleus x Yuu is the most popular self-insert category on AO3 (largely EN), but only has a fraction of the posts as the most popular yume'd character, Floyd, on Pixiv (largely JP). His spike in popularity is also more of a recent phenomenon, I believe coinciding with book 7 which fleshes out his character a lot more. Coincidentally, this also seems to have boosted his yumejoshi ranking in JP, as he appeared in the 2024 and 2023 lists (book 7 was actively releasing in these years). I even mentioned Malleus's bump in popularity in recent posts, such as here and here.
I'm by no means downplaying Malleus's popularity, and I never claimed that the tastes of JP and non-JP fans are vastly different 💦 I only comment on major differences I noticed, such as how Trey is much more popular to yume in the JP fandom than he is in the EN fandom. I make note of things like this because I find it interesting that we can all be fans of the same content, but also interpret that content in vastly different ways. I don't do it to "justify and validate" my own feelings about Malleus. (This also applies to the claim that I want canon to "justify and validate" me; I don't, I'm perfectly content with my own views and think it would be boring if canon always agreed with me.) I have expressed time and time again that I do not care how other people choose to engage with their media; that's their business, not mine, and to encroach on that or to disrupt the fun that someone else is having would be extremely invasive and rude. There's nothing to be gained in trying to get "justification and validation" from external sources, whether that's canon or what other fans think, because it's always going to be a fruitless effort if there's no internal satisfaction, but that's a whole separate can of worms.
Regarding the ending of book 7, I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that you may be sourcing many of my opinions of it from this summary post. As I mention in the opening disclaimer, everything contained in that post are my initial thoughts on the events that unfold. They in no way reflect all of my thoughts, just the very emotional and on-the-spot reactions I had directly after reading the last bits. I think you may be conflating my recent critique of book 7 with hating Malleus?? I have said that I think breaking his horn was extreme and that I sympathize with him for that; there were other ways to power cap him without having to do something that drastic. I never denied that Malleus might be harboring complicated feelings after killing Lilia (I actually acknowledge it as a possibility), but the writing of book 7 certainly fails to communicate this to us. (It's also something past OBs like Riddle, Leona, and Vil, fail to express, so this may just be a quirk of Twst writing.) As I said before, many other characters were let off with a slap on the wrist and not made to fully account for what they did, and I'm not necessarily satisfied with those either.
When I say "intent doesn't matter", it's only in relation to the results. Saying "I did not mean to harm you" does not negate any harm caused. You still have some degree of responsibility for it (albeit, in a court of law you might get a lighter sentence, but technicalities). If Kalim accidentally insults Riddle's lack of physical stamina, it... doesn't negate that Riddle feels insulted by it, even if Kalim didn't mean to. If we're going to say "intent does matter", then are we willing to apply it to all other situations, not just Malleus's? Mrs. Rosehearts did not mean to traumatize her child. The Briar Valley senators did not mean to isolate Malleus by blessing him with tons of magical power. Are we willing to extend them the same courtesy of "having good intentions", even if those "good intentions" led to harming others in the process? I don't think it's fair to say this of Malleus but then not do the same for other characters.
A large part of book 7 has been dedicated to those in S.T.Y.X. emphasizing the danger Malleus's magic poses to the rest of the world. The narrative has brought up the potential of the dreamers' physical bodies wasting away from lack of sustenance at least twice. Malleus's grandmother (a mage previously described to be even more powerful than her grandson) cannot pierce his barrier. They stress that his barrier will continue to grow, unburdened, and that he has an endless magic source to draw from. Malleus is trying to attack those who get in his way (including Ortho, Silver, and Sebek with killing intent). I don't think I would be incorrect to believe the characters when they say that this is a genuinely dangerous situation. It just feels tonally dissonant to me when a lot of book 7 was building up this danger, but then the ending doesn't really match what they were building up to.
And to be clear, the other OBs also get off easy. Like, it cannot be the case that all Scarabia students suddenly trust Jamil again after book 4, or that all NRC students feel comfortable dining at the Mostro Lounge again after book 3. However, the difference here, again, is scale. It's more believable when the numbers are small, like a few hundred students. It's less so when you pump it up to several thousand people and entire nations. The larger the number we're dealing with, the more likely there would be a non-zero chance that something would go haywire. This is why I also heavily criticize how Fellow Honest was treated at the end of his event; the crime ring he was associated with surely operated on a scale grander than just the NRC student kidnappings, yet we never touched upon this further.
The "cult" comment is something I made off-the-cuff, and was partially informed by the fact that a character (I believe Ace?) called the Fairy Dream Life Association members "Draconians". That's the same term that is used to refer to die-hard Malleus fans in Diasomnia--those same die-hard fans, who will ardently and blindly support Malleus in everything he says and does. I seem to recall one instance in the first Halloween event in which Sebek leads a group of Draconians to support Malleus in attacking Magicam Monsters; Silver and Lilia had to prevent that from happening. That reads to me like a cult of personality around Malleus. If you happen to disagree with me, that's fine--but there is no need to attack different interpretations.
I want to make it clear that I'm in disbelief at the lack of consequences not because it is Malleus causing them, but because the scale was so enormous. (The other OBs already faced such limited fallout for their own actions. Had they also reached the same scale as Malleus did, I'd still be shocked at how it was all hand-waved off.) It reads as unrealistic when the ending only focuses on the good or only vaguely covers the fallout. For example, other countries were put in danger. Why were we not told about their reactions to anything that happened or how they're reacting in the aftermath? Are we expected to believe that ALL countries in Twisted Wonderland accepted the apology and moved on? The 20,000 residents on Sage's island were put to sleep. Are we supposed to believe that not a SINGLE one of them had a negative experience or woke up confused or hurt from it? What about the parents and family members of those on Sage's Island? Not ONE of them was mad, not even Mrs. Rosehearts, who yelled at a kid for 5 hours for sneaking out with her child to eat a strawberry tart? To write it as though everyone reacted the exact same, convenient way cheapens the world + its people and makes it come off as paper thin. I think these are valid concerns and not convoluted nitpicks. There is natural variance in the world (it's nearly impossible to get 20,000 people to agree on anything irl, not even things you'd think are common sense), so it's very difficult for me to believe that there was NO variance at all when reacting to the aftermath of the OB incident.
I never said Malleus shouldn't be forgiven or that he shouldn't be allowed back in school (I've actually said the opposite). My issue isn't that there wasn't enough accountability for what he did. I don't want Malleus to be "punished more" or to "keep suffering", I want him to fully realize and own up to everything he did. The way the ending currently stands (I blame the time skips, honestly), there's not a lot that indicates to me that Malleus truly understands the full gravity of his actions. A lot of it is being assumed by the fandom, but not indicated in the story itself, which I think is a shame because it's quite limiting for his character. It feels like everything stops short, when really, it should go on for a little longer??? For example, Malleus does apologize to NRC--which is a good start! But he still didn't like... apologize to anyone else on Sage's Island that he affected with his magic?
I'm surprised that the students seemed to immediately forgave Malleus because NRC students are frequently portrayed as vindictive and petty. They get mad, pick fights, and hold grudges over the smallest things, so it's unbelievable to me that a peer would go and do something big like this and then no one in the entire population of 800 students holds even the slightest reservation about what happened?? Again, it feels like flattening the world and the people in it (by implying they'd all act the same way) for the sake of a convenient ending. On a related note, I'm not sure if I like the use of "smart enough to understand" in your wording; it's as if to imply anyone that feels differently (even though I feel there definitely would be some variance among the students) is somehow unintelligent for having their opinion 💦 By extension, it almost feels insulting to fans who also see the situation differently (although I'd like to believe that's not your intention).
I really do not like that Malleus keeps being compared to the other OB boys in these discussions. It's always framed as "Malleus is better than them!", which implies that the others are somehow "worse". It's actively putting down others' trauma in order to uplift another's. We can talk about Malleus's own background, experiences, etc. without having to minimize others' background, experiences, etc.--but I fear that's not what is happening here. Why is it okay for people to shame and dehumanize the other OBs for the extreme actions they took, but it's "too much" when the same behaviors are turned towards Malleus? None of them should be going through that to begin with, and the fact that this is happening at all seems hypocritical to me. I have always held this opinion and am equally disgusted by this being done for any OB boy, as someone inevitably comes out of it labelled "lesser" than the others. Trauma is always valid to the person that experienced it, and to compare it to other traumas can be so incredibly demoralizing and isolating. It sometimes feels like Malleus's background is being used to shield him against taking responsibility for his actions, when the same isn't applied by fans to the other OBs. Their backgrounds are meant to explain why they are the way they are and help us empathize with them, not to entirely excuse them. This was something mentioned all the way back in book 1 too; Ace accuses Riddle of always citing his mother or the rules to justify his beheadings rather than accept accountability for his own actions. Similarly, Trey us called out for pointing out Riddle's tough home life as a reason for his current leniency in suppressing his dorm leader's anger. Riddle's background explains why he acts out and is so stringent, but it doesn't mean he isn't still responsible for his own rage and his students living in fear of him. By this logic, all OB boys (Malleus included) shouldn't lean on a tragic backstory to excuse the extreme measures they took in their respective books. I'm of the belief that they should all be granted forgiveness and the chance to redeem themselves, but they should also be aware of what they previously did and accept that they were responsible for that before they can move on and improve themselves. Both statements can be true at the same time.
To be clear: I DON'T want Malleus to be "punished", "hurt", or to "suffer" more, as you claim I do. I have explicitly stated that I disagree with his horn being broken. (There are other, much more humane ways to limit his magic, and as I bring up in my book 7 rewrite, limiting his magic may actually free Malleus of his "curse" and make him more approachable to classmates.) I DON'T "want and expect the worst of [Malleus]." I have never stated I want him to be feared/avoided/hated or labelled a monster by the people of Twisted Wonderland. What I am asking for is for more explicit accountability for what he did and more realistic fallout for his actions (again, I find it very difficult to believe that not a single person in all of Twisted Wonderland holds even the slightest reservations in the aftermath of his OB). I want him to prove he has changed and have to EARN people's trust, not have it be handed to him so easily. The other OB boys all have to work hard (and are still working hard) to make amends for their wrongs, but Malleus seemingly has to do so much less despite the scale of his magic being so much grander. One example I mentioned earlier was him only apologizing to a fraction of the people he put under his spell when he actually disrupted many more lives than that.
I want to clarify that the reason I think Lilia should have died ISN'T because I "want Malleus to suffer". It's because I genuinely think this would better serve Malleus's character arc. He initially OBs because he wanted to prevent Lilia from leaving, yes? But then he... ends up getting the exact thing he lost his temper over, even though the solution was never quite this simple for the other OB boys. This feels as though Malleus and Malleus alone is getting special treatment. It's true that he killed Lilia, but Lilia remains dead for all of 5 seconds, so it doesn't feel as though that loss really sank in. Malleus is not challenged by, nor confronted with, mortality or coming to terms with drastic life changes. As I mention in my book 7 rewrite, Lilia didn't even necessarily need to stay dead in order for Malleus to have growth; all we would have needed was like... a coma or something? Some period of time that would force Malleus to sit and really self-reflect. The recurring issue with Malleus's writing is that he is always given chances to learn, but doesn't follow through on them. Even when it is advice being dispensed to him BY Lilia (a la Malleus's Dorm Uniform vignettes), Malleus doesn't take it to heart, either because something gets in the way or because he struggles to understand that advice, whatever. But in the aftermath of such a serious situation--something that unfolded by his hand, it's an opportunity for him to be introspective instead of brushing it off like in previous instances.
Again, I really think that the characters not openly demonstrating remorse for what they did is a consistent pattern with Twst's writing. It's not something unique to Malleus--but the thing is, when Malleus's motives are so often identified as "selfless" and "for everyone's happiness" and his magic isn't contained, he's impacting many more lives. Malleus is also in a position in which he represents a country and its future, and he himself has continuously expressed that he must maintain relations and decorum as future head of state. When he then goes and betrays his own morals, should he not demonstrate more recognition of that? (I think the only OB that stands out in this regard is Vil, who did apologize to the VDC/SDC team.) Of course, it's possible that this is covered more in book 8, but since book 7 ends in a time skip of several weeks and a party, I was expecting this to be more prominently displayed in the speech Malleus gives to the attendees.
I will say that I am tough on Malleus, but I think I'm allowed to be when he has so much power and status behind his name. It's that whole "with great power comes great responsibility" thing; the more you have, the more careful you should be with it. That's something Malleus is very aware of himself, so it tends to irk me when he misuses his magic. I disagree with other powerful mages' use of magic as well; you just don't see me harping on those because those instances are not as frequent. I don't like that Vil cursed the cake and pie Trey gifted the gang, and I don't like that Leona almost sanded Ruggie--but we rarely see other characters doing these things repeatedly. But then I see Malleus attacking Magicam Monsters and children (Lock, Shock, and Barrel), Malleus disregarding his fellow dorm leaders' autonomy (by using a spell normally cast on objects on them), stopping time and kidnapping people for a party without considering the consequences, etc. On one hand, you have Malleus aware of his position and the difference in power between him and his peers--but on the other hand, he's frequently using these powers on others with little regard for them, and isn't truly told off for it. This will feed into how some people perceive him--because if even his closest guardian figure, Lilia, isn't holding him accountable, then naturally some players will take up that mantle.
Malleus has been enabled his whole life, and this is even shown to us in his post-OB flashback and other materials. He's been told he doesn't have to apologize when he hurts people. He's never had to answer for the things he does--whether just simply rude or cataclysmic--because his power and status excuse him. I feel that fans protecting him and not truly holding him accountable for what he did is actually holding him back from bettering as a person, and that is endlessly frustrating to watch. He cannot be better if he's never allowed to identify that there is a problem to begin with. It feels like I'm watching someone I grew distant from spiral into a really bad habit, and he's ignoring all my warnings and pleas to take a look in the mirror; he fails to see that he's hurting himself because his other friends keep telling him that he's not doing anything wrong, so he keeps getting worse and worse when all I want is to see him improve. I don't think it's "demanding too much" for me to say that I don't think Malleus will improve if he's not first recognizing that he's made a mistake to begin with. If anything, I think it's unfair to give him treatment that isn't granted to any other OB. Frankly, I don't think I've seen anyone defending an OB boy to the same extent that Malleus has been, and to point out this discrepancy is my attempt at trying to provide "the other side", sans vitriol. If it seems to you like I'm not granting Malleus any grace, it's because those I'm discussing the topic with are typically already granting him maximum grace. When I point out what's missing or perhaps feels unsatisfactory about the ending, it's not a dig directed at Malleus; it's me trying to be pragmatic about writing in general. (I think the "not everyone thinks the exact same way" part is particularly salient, especially after seeing the variance in reaction to book 7's ending.)
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Many accusations about how I feel about Malleus were made in this ask. I do not believe that they accurately represent me. If you don't agree with that, that's fine--but then I guess my question becomes "Why send this in the first place?" It feels as though an opinion was formed based on making the worst possible assumptions of my character--and that's okay, that's a right everyone is allowed to have, and I certainly don't expect everyone to agree with me or to even like me/my takes. However, I just don't see what there is to gain in sending these thoughts to anyone?? I am genuinely very confused.
To clarify, I responded to this ask because I wanted to clarify my opinions on book 7's ending again, in case anyone missed them. I don't want my thoughts to be misconstrued as being blindly hateful.
#''i tried to be as respectful as possible 🥺'' no anon fucking didn't#if being passive aggressive and using extremely accusatory language is your most ''respectful'' imagine if u were actually disrespectful 💀#''i wouldn't have had an issue had you not stated your opinion!!1'' absolutely insane#can you not put down and dehumanize the other OB boys just to make malleus seem better in comparison or is that too hard?#or attempting to put words in other people's mouths and twist canon facts.#I went from a malleus liker to neutral and now to slight dislike because of rabid stans like these#malleus is kinda like jesus the guy himself is fine but the fandom ruins it#also how funny this has perfect american english grammar despite anon being supposedly jp and in the jp fandom#(known to have strict fandom etiquette such as not harassing other users for dif character opinions) lol. lmao even.#anyone who is one of the nice malleus stannies damn im sorry u have to be lumped with people like these
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aren’t all of her children literally bastards born of incest
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oh so now you’re going to listen to stannis baratheon, known misogynist, kinslayer, fornicator, team green supporter, and homophobe, huh.
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Defenders of HOTD... who insist everything is happening logically and consistent with character and in-universe expectations... please imagine any of these events happening in early seasons GOT. Imagine Cat dressing up as a nun to meet Cersei in the sept to convince her to end the war because Robb and Joffrey were men who wanted violence but they were women who knew better and wanted peace... and then Cersei just letting Cat leave the city afterward to continue the war with her family. Imagine Robb gets crowned king but instead of going to war or making any real decisions he hesitates and thinks and only reacts to what people around him do or say, and when Lord Karstark betrays him somebody else decides to execute him, causing the Karstarks to abandon the Starks through no fault of Robb. Imagine Melisandre performs dark arts to kill an innocent in blood sacrifice but then a few episodes later she's advising Stannis about how war is bad because it kills innocents and he should meet with his brother to make peace. Like just imagine for a second that any of these happened. How could you continue to watch the show knowing just how illogical, inconsistent, and inconsequential the writing choices were?
#anti hotd#hotd critical#obviously there's no direct comparisons but do you see what I'm saying. do you see how this could not exist in the world of asoiaf#like realistically
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Can you imagine the incandescent rage Cersei would feel if she knew Stannis Baratheon WAS seduceable all along she just had to magically kill one of his brothers? My girl would be steaming she'd be like I DID THAT WITH MY WITS AND JUGS (of wine) AND SOMEHOW IM IN THE WRONG???
#what she fails to realize is that to stannis only renlys fratricide would be acceptable because#and i have this on reliable authority from people with siblings#younger brothers are just like that#asoiaf#cersei lannister#stannis baratheon
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Who tf thought this was a good thing to write??? Why not say that her walking through fire and emerging with her baby dragons as iconic? I still have chills when I remember that this was the one thing that drew me in to this series in the first place!
Or her scene in Astapor when she starts talking in valyrian to The Unsulied army and burning Kraznys (a slaver!) is basically one of her most searched scenes in youtube and pops up many times on twitter, to the point I don't even need to search too much to find it!
Why relating Dany to the violence commited against her is "iconic" in any way??? Fuck you, buzzfeed and whoever wrote this stupid thing.
idk how much hbo is paying buzzfeed to continue shilling “the perfection” that is the ending of game of thrones & how sa / n / sa’s ending is The Best There Ever Was but they’ve reached the point the point of absolute insanity like


i love dany with all my heart & her existence makes me happy but i would definitely not describe a terrified teenager being sold into sex/ual slavery by her brother as “iconic” nor the ending where she dies in the arms of a man she thought & desperately wished loved her
game of thrones & it’s shitty ending will never be iconic & putting money into trying to convince people it is is . . . depressing
#daenerys targaryen#anti got#anti d&d#when this fandom call us Dany fans annoying for complaining about her character being done dirty#but feel validated because they dislike her#Still baffled at the audacity of some Stannis fans and the incel part of Jon's fans thinking this is fair#when their favorites was also ruined just as badly#imagine the crying it would be if this article had called Stannis' death by Brienne 'iconic'#or the burning of Shireen#or calling it iconic when Jon started a screaming match with undead Viserion#or when he was banished to beyond the wall to 'take the black' when the Wall doesn't exist anymore#ughhh
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I get the feeling that even with The Winds of Winter the story is not going to progress all that much and that's why GRRM is hesitating on wrapping up whatever he's written so far and getting the book out.
Think about it -
There's supposedly 5 battles in TWoW. FIVE! We have the Battle of Ice up North, the battle of fire in Essos, two battles over at the Storm's End (One with JC/Aegon taking SE and the other with the Tyrell forces laying siege) and one at Oldtown (Hightower Vs Euron)
He apparently has an entire novel worth of story written for Arya in Braavos. After all the editing and cutting down I think Arya's story could end with her just entering Westeros.
Same with Daenerys - so much story to wind up in Essos that she's going to end TWoW by reaching Westeros. Lots of Tyrion POV chapters describing stuff.
With the series' two lead female characters only getting to Westeros by the end of the book, there's not much plot important that can happen without them there.
Jon will probably be only resurrected at the end of TWoW - which means lots of Ghost and Melisandre POV at the Wall. So he's out for the count as well.
Jaime/Brienne/LSH with Edmure and co being freed.
KL with Cersei trying to wrench back power and a couple of chapters of Sansa and Littlefinger and Harry the Heir in the Vale.
The North can be where we see some changes with Davos/Rickon returning and the dynamics of the Northern houses and Stannis/Theon and how that is resolved.
I think the only character where there will be - where there SHOULD be - actual story progress is Bran Stark. He is the only character positioned for the actual relevant plot and has been lagging behind so far. And it's about time the White Walker/Others story starts moving.
IMO Bran will have the most POV chapters in TWoW and given that GRRM has repeatedly mentioned that he finds Bran the hardest to write, that's where the delay is coming from. The Bran chapters. Likely GRRM sits down to write a Bran chapter, writes a word, gives up and then tries again after a month.
Also yes, it's pure copium when I keep imagining GRRM sincerely trying to finish the books...
#GRRM#asoiaf#TWoW#The Winds of Winter#Bran Stark#Arya Stark#daenerys targaryen#Jon Snow#Tyrion Lannister
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Himbo Baratheon gets betrothed and all of his brothers keep trying to sabotage the proposal, not wanting anyone to steal their beloved brother away from them.
I’m just imagining Home Alone (or really any early Disney show) type of antics. Like, here are these grown ass men pulling out these childish and honestly idiotic shenanigans to keep their brother from getting stolen away from them. And by “grown as men” I mainly mean Robert and Renly. Stannis would be the one to come in and actually come up with a cohesive plan that works in their favor.
I also could totally see a young!Renly and a younger!Robert having pulled these exact same stunts in their youth whenever there was any talks of betrothals for Himbo!Baratheon!Reader in general. Their stunts only got worse when there was an actual romantic interest in the picture. And because they thought it worked for them then, then it of course will work all the same now too. It would be the only time the other Baratheon brothers actually work together for something.
I can’t help but envision King Robert and older Renly hiding and peeking behind a corner, watching their beloved brother in the midst of courting someone only for them to have sent out a rat that scares the ever loving life out of the offensive newcomer and they fall into a nearby water fountain or better yet over the side of the castle and land in the water below. Then again, I’m also sure that at least one time in their youth Robert full on distracted Himbo!Baratheon!Reader while young!Renly snuck up and full on pushed whoever the Reader was courting out a window. So, it could either play out as fun, gimmicky shenanigans that somehow end up working or complete and utter murder.
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#so much to be said about each of these characters' relationship to jaime #specifically their relationship to jaime before ASOS #the parasocial nature of it #i sometimes forget that bran is literally terrified of jaime #like i blorbofy him so much but then i remember that this is the VILLAIN in bran's life who took everything away from him #regardless of his intentions or reasons or whatever #and then brienne's relationship with the idea of jaime lannister thee kinglsayer is so compelling as well #her being the one in the tent listening to cat and renly talk for the very first time about jaime and cers #and not only the incest but the attempt on bran's life??? #god #GODDDD (via @ghastlywretch)
#then first chapter of asos you have his pov #and you realize how different this man is from everything people said or thought of him in the previous books #he's done what they said but he is more than what he's done (via @musing-and-music)
#it's so damn good #he's been mythologized so much and by the time you get in his head you think you know what to expect #and such narrative whiplash cuz you're like...hang on...do i...love him actually? #near-universally despised mythologized man actually has a complex inner world? #top tier stuff (via @pearly--rose)
#and he's just. jaime. #like his whole thing he killed the boy and he stopped being a man #the kingslayer's a legend. jaime's just jaime (via @ser-zoras)
obsessed with how jaime looms like a spectre over the characters and the reader alike in agot and to an even greater extent in acok. you've actually witnessed him firsthand a few times with characters like jon, tyrion and sansa, but most of him is just the golden-haired man haunting bran's dreams, terrifying him, tyrion's brave, strong, impulsive brother who has to be saved, the kingslayer of the smallfolk, the one whose incest and kingslaying has brought down the wrath of the gods upon them, ned's jaime, who is vile and never to be trusted, not worthy of any empathy, the kingslayer that is more idea than person for the younger characters like jon, arya and sansa, the kingslayer that theon almost crossed blades with, his chance for glory (which...okay theon...) the kingslayer whose vile deeds don't erase the fact that he is a knight for stannis, the kingslayer who murdered daenerys' father. he's mentioned in so many conversations. cerwyn mentions him to bran and he feels like he's falling again, renly talks about him and cersei with catelyn in front of brienne, brienne and catelyn mention him in their conversation when they're going to riverrun, robb and tyrion and tywin are all thinking about him. grrm does such a good job at just establishing his presence and significance (not only in the narrative but in a meta way as well, a hint for what's to come) in this world, which just elevates that scene when cat and brienne go down to the dungeons to meet him to an insane level.
#grrm *loves* using the missing man technique#stannis in agot. beric and jaime in acok. everyone talks about them - they're basically legends - until finally you see them in the flesh#and they might be underwhelming compared to your expectations or they might be more than you could ever imagine#but of all of them only jaime gets a pov of his own. only jaime we get his actual thoughts and inner self and doubts and fears#not to slight what beric and stannis reveal to their close confidants -#but it's different when you can truly see their core self and loves and fears without having to imagine and fill in what they're not saying#but yes-- the monster the golden man the great yellow beast the legend -- and he's just a man. in the end only a man.#asoiaf#asoiaf meta#jaime lannister#asoiaf themes#tag meta#queue and me we're in this together now
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