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i need soft malstarion in my life like a person waking up at 4am needs water
#the bg3 adventures#absolutely parched for some sweet sweet ambrosia#soft touches and kisses and genuine words of sweetness#so bad the evil mel is saying “imagine if everything that happened in atvs was a nightmare a warning a prophecy”#imagine living with that knowledge#how close would you hold your lover then??#astarion wide awake holding mal while she's sleeping.. being haunted by those thoughts??#mhmh can someone come over here and turn off this terrible machine that turns fluff to angst please#i genuinely want just like... TWO happy moments for them PLEASE
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CLOWN WORLD: Edison Township, NJ Council banned American flags, and other 'props,' from meetings.
A man was removed by police for holding an American flag in America.
Let that sink in. 🤔
#pay attention#educate yourselves#educate yourself#reeducate yourselves#knowledge is power#reeducate yourself#think about it#think for yourselves#think for yourself#do your homework#do some research#do your own research#do research#ask yourself questions#question everything#america#government corruption#evil lives here#new jersey#unbelievable#imagine that
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Here are some sketches I drew of Phantasmagoria Corrupted Burning Spice (Change) and Mystic Flour (Volition) :D
Just a fun lil thing while I debate to myself over whether to focus on the world-building or the story. Also Change as a cowboy..just for fun :')
#fyp#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#crk#cr kingdom#vanillaverse#phantasmagoria crk#burning spice cookie#mystic flour cookie#fun fact: I think Burning Spice will be based on Shiva and Vishmu#My next post is going to be cherry blossom crk theory 2.0: Burning Spice edition lmao#watch be rant about these gods I know barely anything about but will research for hours on for the sake of cookies#also I know my au idea series is on number nine#but the list is actually on 26 now#i'll get to transferring all that eventually :'D#volition gets six arms#change is a living furnace#imagine have the sun inside your chest#not very fun#he's also a user of solar magic#which is the next planned for Knowledge's lessons in magic series#it's already done actually#i just need to decide whether or not I want to make it look like dnd pages like I did with healing magic
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I went to see an opera about the jazz age and then, while biking back home, stopped dead to listen to some performers at a street fair sing "Dust in the Wind"---at least, before they lurched into a laughing "Happy Birthday" at the crowd's request. I pedaled the rest of the way home singing to myself, so actually, everything in the world is wonderful and good. I can't believe my brain repeatedly tricks me into thinking otherwise.
#you know how I wrote that post about the pit of despair?#what that post doesn't explore is how giddy and joyful you feel once you're out of the pit.#once you're in the sunshine listening to someone play the electric violin it's the highest high you can imagine#it's better than drugs. it's better than sex. I am only just keeping myself from weeping out of sheer abject joy.#I got drinks with old handsome boss; I met with a former coworker for breakfast#I went to museums. I went to the opera. I cleaned my apartment. I even did work!#(also I finally got a drink at the schlitz tied house! that's been on my bucket list for a while now)#to live in the world and occasionally be reminded of how much there is in it is......well. it's all and everything.#celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge
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”Well, I fucking love it,” Jamie says while Roy stares at Phoebe’s gift in mute horror and you know that Jamie is just as genuinely impressed with the shirt as he is ecstatic at it being gifted to Roy who will now have to a, grit out a thank you bc adorable niece, and b, wear it because – again – adorable niece.
Ah. Called up for England. Called Roy’s best friend. Getting to see Roy squirm. Jamie Tartt is living his best life in 3x10 and I fucking love it.
#scene to end all scenes really#roy’s sister and jamie taking turns being delighted at roy’s discomfort#but imagine how pouty jamie will be#when he realizes that roy went and wore the shirt while jamie was still away#roy takes some small measure of pleasure in that#perhaps he starts making a point of it#wearing the shirt whenever jamie is not around#carefully and forcefully forbidding anyone from taking pictures#jamie will NEVER see him in that shirt#but will live with the knowledge that everyone else HAS#well played roy#well played#3x10#jamie tartt#roy kent#roy & jamie#my stuff
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can the mtt commit more crimes that just murder please i know theyre the MURDER time trio but ppppleasse,,,, please,,,,,,
they'd be terrible to be next to on the highway. horror's going 160 mph amd has long past gone over the speed limit. dust's out for BLOOD and by blood i mean your tires. he's somehow sniping those round rubber wheels from the high moving vehicle with the precision of a master fruit ninja player. if your car explodes or flips over in the process that's not his fault. and then to make matters worse for everyone on the highway killer's in the backseat scratching up the doors and windows of your car with a knife everytime horror gets close to another car and oops he accidentally just disfigured your face also did i mention theyre all drunk during this
ok so theyve all got the classic face WHY DONT THEY ABUSE IT!!!! horror gets to do a little paper mache to cover up his head hole and then wearing glasses. killer i dont know what the FUCK he can do to get rid of his perpetual tears but let's just pretend that theyre conveniently gone for now. and then all dust has to do is put down his hood! anyways identity theft is cool. imagine how much they could totally fuck up classic's reputation with this. set up fake tinder profiles and then scam people for their credit card info/free dates (while ordering every expensive thing) and stealing wallets. walking into various grillby's's around the multiverse and telling terrible jokes. like ACTUALLY bad jokes. and then of course just being a huge piece of shit at the bar. god theres so many things they could do pretending to be classic. which one of us is hikaru looking ahh except the only difference between the three is the color of the stains on their clothes (either gray (dust) black (killer) or red. well faded red (horror))
ROBBERY!!!! ROBBERIES PLURAL!!!??? train robbery gas station robbery bank robbery GOVERNMENT robbery (what would you rob the government for?? documents??? idk) anyways. mtt robbing a train except its just a really shitty plan and they dont know jackshit about what theyre doing. killer's taken over the conductor's cabin and now he is booking it. how fast are trains allowed to go idk but the maximum. anyways meanwhile horror's on the tracks fucking up the rails with his strength or whatever (listen i know he's weak but picking and choosing what hcs i believe in is my art) and dust is there to teleport him away before the train crashes into him and turns him into a trolley problem victim. and then of course that shit doesnt fucking work and the train just ends up flipping over and catching on fire or something (killer survives because of course he does he's killer). and then in the end dust just has to flip the entire train over and they just stroll into the part that actually HAS the money
and then they go out and get ice cream. sometimes the murderers need to take a break from murdering and just do NORMAL crime yk???
#dragging this absolutely ancient draft out of the trenches because i've been having a scene in my head that fits this#i mean not REALLY related to this since its not a crime. more like him reckless abandon of life! their own lives! yeah they die#imagining.... trio driving around in the mountains. dust's driving ans horror's in the passenger and killer's in the back seat because he i#and dust just starts speeding up like...... much more than he really should be in the fucking mountains#and killer points it out and now all of a sudden horror is absolutely terrified LMAOOOO trying to get dust to slow down#and then they crash. but if there's no one more determined in the world killer can always load a save and theyre alive again#and dust is STILL speeding when they come back even with the knowledge that they die and horror's still terrified#but dust just tells him to calm down and loosen up a little bit!!! theyll come back afterwards anyways and they dont even die in pain#and after a few more deaths horrors just like. ugh. fine. you know what FINE ILL GO ALONG WITH IT#he says as he starts laughing along with dust because man!! the feeling of looking out at nature right before they die in a blaze of glory#is GREAT!!!! and then you know something something horrordust have trust in killer to bring them back after they all die#something something horror is willing to give up his usual reservations to have fun with the other two#and its so fun afterwards.... because nobody but them gets hurt!!! dust and horror wouldnt wanna hurt anyone after their au lore#and killer has no reason to in this scenario. so it all works out for them!! the only people getting hurt are them and lowkey they deservei#the sans in the au is probably sooo confused as to why the world is reloading even though theres no human doing so 💀 killer you GOOF#theyve probably all died so many times but only they remember it. soooo cute.... only they get to see each other at their weakest 💔💔💔#killer absolutely abuses the save point when theyre all together i just knowww ittttt sooooo well#he wants everything to continue not restart or go back??? ok but everything IS continuous with these two#not like they stay doing one thing over and over anyways so its not really perpetual. anyways dust and horror would get bored along with hi#if they just kept doing the exact same thing over and over trying to find every possible ending. nahhhh#triglycercule this is sooo unhealthy none of them would do this!! ok well they make each other worse who said it was ever gonna be healthy#screw EVERYONE in the violet banquet discord server who indulged me in my trio waltz dancing in a field of flowers at 3 am. brainrot now...#this scene i described in tags totally happened in my trio meet each other fic btw. just that it hasn't gotten to this point at ALL yet 💀💀#tricule rant#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#sans au#utmv
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looking over the shots of the murder hut/the early mystery shack and noticing details like the unibear being in gift shop from the start and stan rolling out the bill carpet and later putting bill in the mystery shack sign himself
the wires/machinery/door not being changed yet but it seems like the vending machine was there since early on
#also 30 years later and the price only increased by 5 bucks#bless the no cops sign#mullet stan is going through it#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#mystery shack#stan eventually having to put up the employees only sign cos these yahoos keep walking into his living room#while normally i'd be acting like a feral dog over bill being in the mystery shack sign#i also know that bill wasn't decided on as the main villain until super late#oh meta knowledge spoiling my fun....#the carpet being on purpose tho cos its not in the storage room in the scene before#anyway now im just thinking about ford taking a crowbar to the sign soon after returning#i really wish there was an ep of ford reacting to the shack.... the moments in the journal isnt enough....#altho now im imagining that epilogue ep and tourists just arriving as usual cos time was stopped outside of town#and instead they find the place falling apart one confused old man and another one about to have a breakdown
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Some photo draw-in for a vague MahoYome idea with pre-curse Joseph travelling with two mages for a while before meeting Cartaphilus (aka "instructions unclear - apprentice acquired" AU) based on my two Slavic mages + Slovak Joseph headcanon (since Merkmal metioned him being from eastern Europe). And I wanted to use this photo I took back in 2015 for something as I still really like it!
#the ancient magus bride#mahoutsukai no yome#joseph cartaphilus#mahoyome apprentice AU#he's not a mage nor is he long-living#but he's still a necromancer and makes the healing potions#it's easier to acquire magical herbs when you're with mages#can learn a thing or two about different types of magic too#we don't know much about Joseph without also being Cartaphilus so it's free real estate#and yeah I know Slovakia by itself would not exist at the time but the general area I imagine he's from would fall under it in the future#I have a name for him too but it's more Slovak name than old Slavonic that'd be used at the time#but I don't have enough dead language knowledge to translate it accurately into written form#one way or another the first name would be spelled “Josef” and the last name's modern Slovak form is “Hrobár”#which literally translates to “gravedigger”#very surprising I know#anyway#I miss my son Tails#all the Christmas fairytales on TV are putting me in a magical mood ahaha
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…man it still pisses me off that Team Flash had the drug that could knock a speedster out starting in the SECOND SEASON and never ONCE did they use it on Barry for Barry’s benefit. “Sorry Barry, we don’t have an anaesthetic or painkillers that work on you you’ll just have to suffer through this insanely painful process/literal surgery/injury.” KNOCK HIM OUT.
#the absolute neglect and lack of compassion the whole goddamn team shows for Barry is really fucking gross#They treat him more like a machine they’re servicing at a pit stop than a living being with feelings#UGH#and don’t get me started on Cisco building a fucking BOMB into Barry’s costume in SEASON FOUR#WITHOUT BARRY’S KNOWLEDGE LET ALONE INFORMED CONSENT#jfc#In case you’re counting that is EIGHT AND A HALF YEARS OF UNNECESSARY SUFFERING#confiscating Barry because they don’t deserve him#imagine
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I have an encyclopedic knowledge of both Taylor Swift the artist and Taylor Swift the celebrity. I have different feelings for both. I don’t actually know Taylor Swift the person, at least definitely not in full. I want to discuss her with practically no people but especially not haters or people just getting into her who don’t know what they’re talking about. Frankly.
#as you can imagine this makes life complicated#like. don’t be bringing me your 2024 catch-up knowledge of her Wikipedia controversy page#when I have been a fan since 2009. and lived through every single thing you’re talking about#I actually don’t even mean this in a gatekeeping way#it’s just#we simply cannot meet on common ground. the imbalance in our knowledge bases is way too extreme#and Taylor is not simple!#or a simple topic#this is about one of my students who keeps trying to talk Taylor with me#but not as a fan. as someone trying to learn all the lore backwards#and also critique the celebrity culture of it all#and it’s just like girl you LITERALLY can’t do it. you’re not equipped#(I don’t say that. I redirect the conversation kindly aksksksk)#but like.#PLEASE.
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having my own radio station would be so fun. radio station joy coming at ya with only the hottest hits by ellen mcilwaine!! followed by sweet sweet fiddle hour (métis and athabaskan). then an hour to talk shit about hockey bc why not. then 80s joni deep cuts. why is no one hiring me for this
#then live from the studio: local dj gives the mic over to her twin for an exclusive premiere of their new ep!#then caller requests. inevitably i will rant about the sad state of dulcimer knowledge in vancouver's music stores.#this is actually so much fun to imagine... drop your caller requests in the comments 👇#📻
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personally I don't believe afo will ever be truly forgotten. he was recorded in two major fights and ended a prominent heros career. while he may not be as well known as tomura is, his presence will still linger throughout history. a lot of what he did and who he was as a person will be forgotten however. his role in tomura's rise to villainy and his love/obssession for yoichi won't be remembered.
I think some people in the far distant future years from now will find him intriguing to talk about. there will probably be some niche forums dedicated to speculating about his origins and who he was as a person since he's such an enigma. maybe some former afo minions would have set up memorials for him and write about him online and those people in the future interested in him read through those to get more of an idea of who he was. he'll always have fans in the deep corners of the web.
is that how he wanted to be remembered? no. but dying with his brother and being remembered centuries later by some villain enthusiasts is a far more merciful end than he deserved.
#anyways maybe some of you disagree but that's how I imagine afo's legacy to be#perhaps someone could become inspired by him but idk 🤧#maybe ujiko could make his own book about afo in prison haha#the tale of the demon king#I wish the origins of the shigabros would've been known by others and remembered but alas#all that knowledge lived and died with them which makes me sad#all for one
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wait. puss in boots rei? unfulfilled dream? as.. as in. kinda like. a last wish.? like. the last puss in boots movie.? perrito garu?????
#OK BUT ANYONE WHO HAS SEEN THE LAST PUSSBOOTS MOVIE. YOU CAN SEE IT RIGHT??#THE REI WHO HAS LOST ALMOST ALL 9 OF HIS LIVES AND A GOOD BOY GARU TO KEEP HIM GROUNDED??#garu who has been thru the horrors but still maintains his loving upbeat demeanour#who would throw him away. 😢 no. we take the gkaru and we cherish them#seriously my folktale knowledge is so lacking. there has to be an actual story rei is based on yes?#mumbles while reading the wiki article... helps his commoner master marry a princess? awhua???#does that sound like something rei would want? hm. curious#i'll sit in my delusional world where rei puss in boots is the one with perrito and scawwy cool death wolf#my mind briefly entertained the idea of eiden as kitty softpaws but i couldn't imagine him fighting alongside rei at equal swordsmanship#....does REI have good swordsmanship? is he even a fighter? or is he more the type to throw flaming potions from afar#anyway yes eiden can be a street-smart smart alecky cat but can he fence? no? then no kitty softpaws for now#garu helping rei come down from a panic attack 🥺#rei has no feather on his cap. it is JUST Father. he looks like a feather until he unfurls his true form and becomes the orb atop the cap#nu carnival garu#nu carnival rei
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Gai Week, Day 4; Turtle
Ninjas don't live long. Every time you see an elderly ninja, you must be extra weary: for they have survived long past their prime, and have taken down oceans of men who tried to cut them down.
Most ninjas won't get to know their history. They will not have the opportunity to learn from their mistakes. Nor learn about the stories of the past unless they the extreme luck of being there personally when it happened, or knowing someone who was.
Even than, getting the full story revealed was exceptionally rare, as Ninjas are trained from birth to hide their secrets. So whatever you heard was unlikely to be completely truthful. The second hand information will lack detail, or be exaggerated past the point of realism to protect one secrets, or bolter ones ego.
With all that in mind, Gai knew there was only one way for a young man such as himself, to learn the history of the world. He would need to meet and gain the trust of someone not only old, but ancient. He would make a pact with someone without ego, who would be willing to tell the secrets of this world.
He could not look to man for answers...
Blood poured down his hand as he wrote his name on the scroll. Kakashi had told him the basics of summoning when they were little. How to make a contract. The amount of chakra needed. The cost of failure... that was before he closed his heart off to him. Before war had taken their friends and stripped them of what remained of their innocence. It had currently lead his beloved rival and friend to the shadows. Far away from him, and towards Danzo. A respected elder of the village, who had no respect for him.
Gai took a deep breath as he looked at his name written along the scroll. He wassn't supposed to have found this. The rogue ninjas he had taken down were thieves and opportunists who mistook his optism for obliviousness. And it had cost them their haul, their freedom and awarded Gai thier bounty once he returned home.
But for Gai, all that paled when he realized what they had in their possession. What these fools had over looked. They must have intended to sell it for a quick buck. But for him...he knew this one scroll would possibly change the future of his life.
He took a deep breath, channeling his chackra as he formed the hand seals he saw Kakashi perform hundreds of times before, and than he finally placed his hand down, watching the black seals erupt from under his palms.
The puff of smoke filled the area, Gai felt his eyes and smile widen. The giant shell came into view under his hands, gleaming in the dim light.
"Who are you, you little brat!?" The turtle called out. Biting at his hands.
Gai felt tears of joy fall down his face as he jumped away from the attack. He stared at the dark brown beak. The deep wrinkles under its eyes. Its rough skin was hanging off its body, mostly hidden under the rock hard shell. It was ancient...
But it was powerful.
It was everything Gai could have ever wanted.
"WHAT A JOY TO MEET SOMEONE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!" Gai exclaimed to the world. "I am Konoha's mighty yet youthful green beast: Maito Gai! And I would like to be your new summoner! If you'll have me!"
No matter what happened, Gai was going to make this relationship work.
#ningame#maito Gai#kakashi hatake#fuck danzo#I mean... ugh#danzo shimura#there#you happy?#anyways little fic about how I imagine Gai got his turtle summon#finding the true history of this world must be a pain in the ass#but if you had a turtle summon who lived through most of it#than all that knowledge is yours#Ningame is valuable not for his ninja skills#but for the knowledge and wisdom he provides#Gai might be one of the few people to know that the ninja viĺages aren't even 100 years olf#crazy!#might guy week#hope ya'll liked it
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Y'ALL THIS TAWNY IS ON PAR WITH THE SASSY CORMORANT, JUST LOOK AT HIM HE'S AN ENRAGED MUPPET I LOVE HIM 😭
#he's at the vet waiting for a carer and like— imagine living with the knowledge that this thing would be in your home if you took the case#i'm so jealous of the volunteer that rehabs him#not wk#my stuff#work shenanigans#birdblr#tawny frogmouth#scopohobia tw#why do all my animals look intimidatingly at the camera....
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i love yoohan sm because of the sheer intensity of emotion the scenes with them once their dynamic is fleshed out has (MUSEUM FIGHT) but ive been thinking about doksoo a lot lately specifically avatar/1863 hsy and just the absolutely CRUSHING realization it must have been to realize you hold the key to saving the world, not even via a method or item or anything but that you are fully capable of saving the world; saving the universe through INACTION but she just looked at kim dokja, kim “this universe’s most powerless existence” dokja and actively damned the world to give him a chance to be happy ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
#like yeah 0th round is horribly painful#and like yjh choosing to regress is also a big ow#(understatement of the century)#BUT LIKE GUYS#WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS MORE#HAN SOOYOUNG RIGHTS SHE FUCKED SHIT UP TOO#CAN YOU IMAGINE#LIVING WITH THAT GUILT#AND KNOWLEDGE#AND THEN STILL BEING UNABLE TO SAVE HIM#IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING INDEED#AAAAAOUGH#anyways#orv#omniscient reader#omniscient reader's viewpoint#han sooyoung#kim dokja#hsy#kdj#doksoo#orv spoilers
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