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Youre welcome 😘😘😘 I left a fun one in this set

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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

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santa claus after mrs claus sends him a pussy picture from the back.

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cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

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its wii shop wednesday

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i’m going to start saying “sorry i was stimming” in an indiana jones voice forever now

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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"

The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.

We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...

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Fun fact: in the 80′s the Dutch Unemployed Union held ‘fridge raids’ to protest against poverty. 

They’d find out when a politician of big boss who upheld poverty and starvation wages was speaking at some public even, then they’d carefully break into his house with a LOT of people and they would eat EVERY piece of food in his house and leave the empty dished behind without taking anything else. 

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fun thing about discussing misogyny in media and in fancom on tumblr is, if you ever say "hey what about a show about women? what if we focused on women? what if this character was a woman?" you will get some guy who apparently has a first grade understanding of feminism jump in and tell you "i would focus on MEN because im a GAY TRANS MAN and i love MEN" like congrats buddy enjoy The Society We All Have To Live In, it is catered to people who want to center men and manhood

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girls are cool. and they let you be friends with them! what a world we live in

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Your a faggot kill ur elf

the fuck did my elf do