#imagine jak 3

[jakndaxter-imagine]

Imagine you defeat Damas, in a spar easily over and over again and that's where he starts to fall for you.

Submitted by @bonniekf8-blog

[black-eco-sage]

...whelp

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[bad268]

Out-of-Pocket (Pepe Marti X Reader)

Fandom: RPF/Formula 2/3

Requested: Yeah on Wattpad (ily zep also happy race week!)

Warnings: none.

POV: Second Person (You/your)

W.C. 869

Summary: Out-of-pocket grid walks and podcasts

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

~~(^Pinterest)

The first race of the season was one for the books. The energy was high, the excitement was through the roof, and all of the drivers were ready to get back to racing. As someone with a moto racing podcast, you were having a blast in the paddock. The plan was you were going to do a Martin Brundle-style grid walk, asking random questions to whatever drivers you could find.

“Jak!” You shouted, running up to your American friend who was walking with Ollie and Kimi. “Can I ask you guys questions for the pod?”

“Don’t say tyre deg,” Jak joked as the other two nodded.

“That's a tequila shot, Jak,” You laughed. “Anyway, I don’t have any on me so, Jak, hypothetically speaking, what would you do if you found a dead body in your hotel room?”

“That’s so random, but I would call my team, I guess?” Jak responded, confused about where the question came from.

“Good to hear you trust your team, sounds like you guys will have a good year,” You stated. “Does this mean you are getting along well with your new team?”

“Yeah, I love the team, and I think we’re gonna do well this year,” Jak beamed. 

“Thank you, Jak. Now, Ollie,” You moved the microphone over to Ollie, “You hit me as the type of guy who needs beauty sleep.”

“Where is this going?” He laughed.

“Why is it called ‘beauty sleep’ if you wake up looking like a hot mess? I’ve seen the LAP videos, and you don’t look very beautiful when you wake up,” You teased him.

“Oh you’re one to talk,” He gasped in disbelief, “As if anyone in your opinion looks good waking up unless they’re Pepe!”

“Hey, no need to call me out in my own podcast here!” You jokingly scolded. “I ask the questions. Now, why is it called ‘beauty sleep’ if you wake up looking like a hot mess? I need to know.”

“Maybe it’s not about physical beauty and more about mental beauty,” Ollie quipped. “Ever think of that?”

“No, I did not Aristotle,” You replied sarcastically. “Thank you for bestowing your great mind upon us, oh great one.”

“With pleasure,” Ollie jokingly bowed as he left to follow Jak.

“Kimi! The new man on the block! Tell me, how many pennies do you think would fit in your car?”

“At least five,” Kimi answered immediately and seriously.

“Fair point, thank you,” You replied just as seriously as you moved on to your next target, running after him. “Dennis, do fish drown?”

“NO!” He shouted, started by your sudden appearance. “No, I looked this up and drowning is inhaling water. Fish breathe water, so unless they stop moving and water blocks their gills, they can't drown, but they can suffocate on water.”

“Damn, thanks Bill Nye the science guy,” You said sarcastically as you moved on, beelining for one of your favorite F3 drivers to ask questions to. “Sebastian Montoya, I have a question for you.”

“I love these,” he said to himself before leaning into the microphone and shouting, “Hi Pod!”

“Don’t! I’m the star here,” You joked. “Anyway, if you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or strong?”

“Neither, you’re gullible,” He answered.

“Oh, that's a dollar word, look at you go!” You chuckled as you moved on once again. This time you ran into a world champion. “Fernando! My favorite Spanish driver!” You shouted as you ran over to him but not before whispering into the mike, “Lies, Pepe is my favorite.”

“We all know Pepe is you’re favorite, no need to flatter me,” He laughed.

“Well, at least we’re all on the same page,” You dismissed. “In your opinion, what is the worst mode of transportation?”

“Roller skates,” He said after a moment. “The ones with the wheels in a line.”

“What do you have against roller blades, Nando?” You chuckled, genuinely curious.

“I just never learned how to ride them,” He laughed.

“Fair enough, thank you!” You said as you heard back to the Campos garage, knowing Pepe was probably finished with his interview by now. You saw him sitting on the couch in the driver’s room that he shares with Isack, scrolling through his phone. “And here we find the friend of the show, Pepe, in his natural habitat; hiding from everyone.”

“You do know I can hear you,” He chuckled, not even looking up from his phone.

“Oh shit, I thought he was deaf,” You whispered into the microphone, but still loud enough for him to hear. You moved into the room and sat beside him, leaning into his side. “I have a real question for you.”

“Something tells me it’s not a real question, but go on.”

“How does it feel to be in a relationship with the most out-of-pocket moto racing podcaster on the planet?”

“Wouldn’t change it for the world,” He replied as he placed a small kiss on the top of your head. “You should talk to Clement to get on Screaming Meals. I bet that would be the most chaotic episode ever.”

“Don’t give me any more ideas,” You groaned. “Also, I’m trying. James said no.”

~~~~~

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[annie-in-the-real-world]

(me, finishing Jak II, in the year of our lord 2024) oh boy I can’t wait for the third game, how exciting

(immediately opens the download on my system)

[cheeseceli]

They listen to your break up song

Pairing: enhypen!ot7 × Gn!reader (individually)

Genre: angst, idol!au, short scenarios/headcanons

Description: after your separation, you release a break up song. Your fandom is thrilled, but the boys are broken hearted as they know the lyrics are about them

Warnings: implied situationship at heeseung's, "girl" at niki's some broke up in bad terms, hopeful ending at some

A/n: because my girl rosé released an album and y'all should listen to it | daily click

Heeseung - call it the end

“Do I call you every night you’re gone or never call you again? Do we have a future or should I call it the end?”

Is there a limit to the amount of regrets one can have in a lifetime? Because Heeseung is pretty sure he already reached it.

After all, he made mistake after mistake with you. He had all the opportunities and still messed up. He was low-key hoping you would find the true love of your life and would scrub it in his face, just to show him what he lost.

Because damn, he lost way too much when he just let you go.

And he likes to believe what you two had was real. Where is the confusion, though? You had literally written an entire album for him. Every song was just you singing your heart out because of his mistakes. Obviously you had felt something during the time you were with him.

So the only way it wouldn't be real was if he didn't feel anything. But he did. Maybe even a little bit too much, he would say. He just didn't know what to call it, but he knew he had feelings for you and that they were huge.

In the present. All of this was happening in the present. He still had feelings. Even with your break up (can it be a break up if there's no true relationship to begin with?) and the songs, even if it supposedly came to an end, his feelings were still there, hanging stubbornly. He still loves you.

Oh. There was it.

Maybe the name of the feeling was love. Heeseung pauses at the realisation. All that you ever wanted to know was what was going on between the two of you. "Do I call you my ex or do I call you my boyfriend? Do I call you a lover or do I call you a friend?" The one question he disliked the most. "What are we?"

He hated it with all his guts before, but now he was dying to answer it. Because he knew it now. He really wanted to answer you now.

It was ironic, to say the least. The moment he finally called it love, you were already calling it the end.

Jay - 3am

“I just saw a red flag. Gonna pretend I didn’t see that Cuz is it really really that bad? I need you really really that bad”

Was it really that bad?

Jay knew you both weren't perfect. Gosh, it couldn't be further from that. Still, he would've never imagined it was that bad.

I mean, even with all the arguments and incompatibilities, you still laughed around him. You still called him whenever something went wrong. You still confided in him when you felt like crying. It was always him. He was the one who was always with you.

He is still a bit in shock. He was aware that you deserved more than him, or at least more than he could offer you at the moment. But it's 3 am and Jay is wondering if he was able to do more. He would never be an angel, but he could've at least tried.

Apparently you were put through hell because of him. And maybe your friends had warned you a bit too much about your relationship. Your mother not liking him wasn't because she was hard to please. The entire world rolled their eyes to your relationship but he thought it was okay.

It wasn't. It most definitely wasn't. You both just dated for that long because you desperately wanted it to be him. You wanted him to be the one. The things love makes you do are never simply explained. And they are never easily seen. Maybe that's why he took so long to understand it.

He wished he had been a little more attentive back then. You both ignored the problems for the sake of the relationship. Had it been slightly different and maybe your mother would've liked him in the end.

Jake - not the same

“We had light on our side, but you messed up and you know that I’m right. I don't know who you're kidding babe, you’re not the same”

Well, Jake can't say he hasn't been warned. He made Heeseung listen to your album first in case it wasn't a good idea for him to listen to the break up songs.

"Did they say anything bad about me?"

"Not bad, no" the older boy replied "but I don't think you'd want to listen to it."

But of course Jake had to just ignore it and play the album anyways. In his defence, he missed your voice. Even if you were going to criticise his entire existence, at least he would hear you.

But Heeseung was right, he shouldn't have listened to the album. And you were right as well, it was all Jake's fault in the end.

He had absolutely everything. He had time, still didn't call you. He had sunny days but didn't take you on dates. He had you. God, he had you out of everything and he still managed to waste it.

Maybe it was work. Perhaps his mindset for the job wasn't as good as he thought it was. He had told you that nothing had changed but you replied quite a few times that it wasn't the same. And it wasn't indeed. He messed up. You warned him. And of course, you were right.

You were always right.

It didn't feel fair though. He's the one who screwed things up, he should feel lucky you didn't mention his name in the song and dragged him down. He would've deserved it. You were too nice even in your break up song. But he was still feeling a bit wronged.

"Did letting me down get too tiring?" Is what you asked. That wasn't right. He hates himself for making you feel like you were anything like a burden, that he got exhausted into the relationship. He loved you for every bit of what lasted. He didn't want it to end. He wasn't tired in the slightest.

He didn't deserve you and he didn't know who he was trying to convince, but he didn't want you to doubt that he loved you.

Oh he wished he could go back in time. He would go back to a place where things were still great, still the same.

Sunghoon - too bad for us

“I guess that love does what it wants and that’s just too bad for us”

Sunghoon liked to think your break up was friendly. It just didn't work out. Things like that happen in the industry a lot; love wasn't simply enough.

But that was play pretend. He knew it wasn't true. Your break up was civil, yes, but it wasn't friendly. Not at all,because if it was, it wouldn't hurt that much. The way his heart aches for you even now is not very friendly.

But what happened between the two was just out of reach. You both were mature enough to admit that the beautiful castle you both created for your love just cracked down. Now it's just an ugly, devastated place. And that's too bad.

He really, truly wanted to believe it. It is what it is. He is not that big, he cannot control destiny or feelings. He was just a human who was living by, so were you. He had to just accept it and move on. Pretend it was friendly. Put a smile on his face and support you as a coworker.

But here he was falling for you all over again. This time was different though, considering he knew the feeling. He knew how good it was to be cherished by you. What he doesn't know is how he is supposed to just live without it.

"The music is not as good when you're alone." You were right. When he was just by himself, accompanied by the memories, the songs were just a painful reminder that life with you was a melody. Now it's just empty.

Maybe he should keep it friendly. Love died, or at least it was supposed to. Keep it that way.

He couldn't.

"Congratulations on the album, it sounds amazing" is what he said in the message he sent you "I hadn't realised how bad I missed your voice."

Sunoo - stay a little longer

“Please won’t you stay, stay a little longer babe. Don’t walk away, when I’m here calling your name”

Sunoo made the mistake of walking away from your life, and now he was one step away from making the mistake of calling you at midnight.

Your solo album had just been released and he had promised he wouldn't see it. He knew you were a songwriter, he knew he was gonna be the subject of at least one song. But he thought he was gonna be cussed at. He never expected one of the songs to be named "stay a little longer". Now he just had to know what it was about.

Honestly, he kinda would've preferred if you had badmouthed him. If you said he was a horrible person, an idiot, a waste of your time, he would've just accepted it. But you said you missed him. You asked him to stay. You asked him to not walk away.

He thought you were going to be okay, but he doesn't think he ever saw you this vulnerable. This fragile.

"Make a mistake so there's someone to blame." That's what you were singing about. With your song on repeat, he was truly pondering if he should make one last mistake.

Just one call when he shouldn't. Just one more mistake and maybe you would come back.

Jungwon - two years

“It's been two years and you're still not gone. Doesn't make sense that I can't move on. I try but this love never dies”

He never thought he would feel hope when listening to you singing about the break up, but here he is.

He shouldn't feel like this. It's been two years since you last loved each other. By now, the feelings were supposed to be dead. But he couldn't let go of the thought of you. Every time he saw your group in some headline, or when you had to share a stage, or when he allegedly stalked your insta account. Two years weren't enough for him to heal.

He was glad, in lack of better wording, that you felt the same.

You were singing about him. Two years later and you were singing about him, your story with him. That brought him a hope that wasn't supposed to be there. The pain in your voice was enough to crack his heart entirely. However, you said it yourself. "I can't move on." He was clinging to that line like it was his lifeline.

"This love never dies." Your words, not his. He wasn't making it up on his head. You felt the same.

The more he listened to the song the more he had to hide his smile. He felt terrible for smiling through such a sad song, but he couldn't stop thinking about all the possibilities of you still loving him.

You said you couldn't let go of him. Well, maybe you didn't have to. He was willing to make you see this.

Niki - number one girl

"so what's gonna take for you to want me? I'd give it all up if you told me that I'd be the number one girl in your eyes"

Niki couldn't help but feel like the most stupid guy on earth right now.

Looking back on your entire relationship, he couldn't understand how he was so clueless all the time. It was crystal clear. Listening to your song, he sees it now: he only lost you because he wasn't even there to look at you to begin with.

You were feeling lonely. And you tried so hard to make him see you even though he never did. You just wanted him to be with you, take care of you, compliment you. It wasn't much. You were only asking for love.

And Niki wasn't able to give it to you.

"Tell me that you need me" he needed you. He needed you before and he needs you now. He should've said it.

"Tell me that I'm loved" you are so damn loved that he didn't even comprehend the proportions of his feelings for you. He should've said it.

"Tell me that I'm worth it and I'm enough" you were. You were so much more than just enough. He saw every good and great thing that this world could offer and still you were the closest one to perfection. He should've said it.

In the end, he should've said thousands of things but dared to say none. You thought he didn't want you and he couldn't even blame you. The pain in your voice while you sang was enough to show how you were dying to hear any good thing that came out of his mouth, still he didn't notice back then. He was too late.

He wished you knew you were always and still are the number one in his eyes. But for you to know that, he should've said it first.

Masterlist I you'll probably like: songs they've written for you

Reminder this is just fiction!! I'm not trying to portray real life and you shouldn't believe that this is how the members actually are. This is just for the vibe and the delulu!

Taglist (open!): @yuyubeans @greentulip @firstclassjaylee

Dividers by @cafekitsune | images 1, 2 and 3

[pha55ed]

Everything I Know Abt Love || JMM21

type :: fluff tw/cw :: dumbass painfully oblivious!reader (their so me-coded) summary :: reader has been crushing on pepe since they were children, but is trying to get over their crush with a different driver. but that's impossible because it's fucking josep maria marti.

request :: can you write smth with pepe marti :D was thinkin something along the lines of the song “everything i know about love” by laufey. heavy mutual pining with an eventual confession and pure fluff <3 ur page is so nice and ur writing is so so so good 🫶 (AHH thank you so much! <3 you're so sweet!)

f1 masterlist || f2 masterlist || more here!

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The date with Jak was sweet, almost perfect. He picked you up and called you beautiful, gifting you flowers. The entire time he was respectful, listening to you, and making you laugh. He was cute too, curly brown hair and an adorable smile. Everything should led to you liking him. Yet you couldn't.

The entire time you were still stuck on Pepe. Thinking about how Pepe would have gotten you flowers, but in your favorite color. How Pepe's hair was much softer despite being shorter. Not to mention that Pepe's smile is your favorite thing ever. It's not Jak's fault, he was lovely in every way possible. But you just couldn't imagine loving anyone else beside Pepe.

You grew up with Pepe, meeting at 11 year olds from watching your brother in karting. The rest is history. You met his friends and quickly formed a quad, with Pepe, you, Sebastian, and Christian. Throughout your entire childhood, you had a fat crush on him. But you could never tell if he liked you back or not.

But to Chris and Sebastian, it was painful to watch you both. They could tell that you both liked each other, maybe even loved each other. But you both were so awkward with each other that it seemed like you were friend-zoning each other.

Like for example, Chris and Sebastian tried to set you up both up by making a fake hangout. They planned a whole day of going to the beach and eating dinner, only for them both to get "sick" last minute. So it was just you and Pepe alone for the whole day, going to the beach and a fancy dinner.

Yet you guys still managed to turn one of the most romantic scenes into the most goofy and awkward. Collecting seashells, seeing who can hold their breathe longer underwater, and making a mess at dinner like you two were just clumsy and awkward best friends. When in reality, both of you were on the verge of a heart attack every time you accidentally touched.

So now you were stuck, alone in your room. Torn between either moving on or sticking with Pepe.

You barely had any time to think to yourself, because the very next day you were forced to attend the boys' Racing Sponsor party. Although you never liked going, it was fun with your friends and the food was always amazing. The only major cons was that the party was filled with business people trying to network and get new sponsors, but they usually left you alone once you just said you were a friend of the drivers.

So now instead of being alone in your room, with your thoughts eating away at your brain - you were alone at the large dining table. Seb promised to stay by your side, but he was pulled away by his engineers to try and talk to a fancy gasoline company so they could sponsor him. Chris also promised to stay besides you, but he was also forced away to go to a special engineering company. Pepe and Jak were also busy doing a ton of interviews and connections, they were very sought after.

You sighed, unable to help but just sit in your boredom as you picked at your food. Now you were wishing that those annoying business men would try to talk to you again just so you have something to do. Using your phone wasn't an option either, 1. because it's rude to do and 2. because your dress didn't have pockets so you stupidly gave it to Seb to hold onto.

But just as you were about to count the petals dead floral centerpiece in front of you, Jak sat next to you. Fuck, you thought.

"Hey!" He said, wearing a black tux just like everyone else in the room. "You look so bored haha"

His small chuckle was charming and cute, he was so "boy-next-door" coded. Jak's curls were a bit more defined and his suit had almost no imperfections on it. He obviously paid deep attention to his suit. You watched as he started to fiddle with his tie slightly as he sat next to you. It was clear he was a bit nervous around you, trying to put up a good first impression still.

"I can't lie, I am a bit bored." You say with a smile at his attentive nature. "I'm just waiting for it to be over so we can all go out and play games at Chris's house."

"We?" He asks, quoting you before connecting the dots as to who 'we' was. "Oh! You, Pepe, Chris, and Seb, right?" Jak tilts his head slightly, like a dog.

You simply nod, taking a mental note of how much of Jak resembles a golden doodle. One of the cute golden doodles, not the ones' with ugly human eyes. You wanted so badly to like him. It wasn't like you weren't aware of how cute and sweet he was. Yet your brain just wouldn't allow yourself to feel a spark between you two.

"Well uh, would it be okay if I joined?" Jak asked nervously, looking in your eyes.

Before you could answer, you felt a hand on your shoulder. Although you hated how embarrassing it was to admit, you could already tell who was touching you just by the fingertips and vein on the back of the hand: Pepe Marti.

"NnnnooOOO!" Pepe said, making you want to laugh but you knew it would hurt Jak's feelings. It was clear he had quite a few drinks, most likely due to the businessmen always pressuring the drivers to have a few shots. Mainly so they could take advantage of their drunken state and get them to sign any deal they wanted.

"Oh uh..." Jak sat their awkwardly, looking at how close Pepe's body was to yours despite him hovering above your chair. "Hi Pepe,,,"

"Hi JAK!!!" Pepe said, quite loudly, "Or should I say JAK - ASS!!! Hahaha,,, ha..."

Pepe's entire fucking head and neck turned to you, trying to see if you laughed at his awful joke. When he sees that you didn't laugh, his smile instantly died. You could tell that he was cringing at himself.

You knew you needed to get Pepe out of the room, before he does anything stupid. So you quietly excused yourself from Jak, apologizing for Pepe's lame joke. Although Pepe was perfectly able to walk over to you and Jak, all of the sudden he began to act as if he's never walked in his life. So he clung onto your waist, using that as support while you both exited the party.

It didn't make much sense for him to hold your waist for support. Holding onto your shoulders or even your head would make much more sense - but he insisted on holding your waist. But you weren't going to complain when he hand perfectly fitted there. And you definitely weren't going to complain when he was pulling you closer to his body on instinct, as if he was a magnet attracted to you.

You struggled to get his tall body into your small car. But you did it. Now you had to struggle with getting the buckle on him. Not that he's fat, far from it, he's quite lanky and lean. The struggle came from the fact that Pepe was insisting that he should drive. That the man should always drive the woman home. He even drunkenly giggled and said, "If I driveee, then we couldd kiss at red lightssss!"

He said that while looking up at you with a shit eating grin. As if he was trying to see if you would blush at his joke, which you did. And as if his cute giggle and smile weren't enough, he did a stupid little fist bump in the air after making you giggle, as if it was an accomplishment. He has never ever been this flirty with you, making you unsure of how to handle him.

You can't help but laugh even more at his stupid acts. And from your laughter, Pepe finally sat still for once. He was stuck in his seat, staring at you, completely star struck. His big dark eyes starring up at you while you giggled, he looked as if he's seen the Northern lights. His lips were slightly parted, mainly because he was tired from fighting you away from buckling him, but also because his breathe was genuinely taken away from his lungs.

And that's when you felt something click in you.

At that exact moment, when Pepe was looking up at you with big puppy eyes and kissable kips - you realized that you would never ever be able to replace Pepe. You would never be able to settle and date Jak just to move on from Pepe. Because in one single moment of Pepe barely saying anything, he made you feel more cherished than Jak did within your entire day. Because in one single moment of Pepe's eyes staring in yours, you felt your heart pound faster than it ever did when Jak gently held your hand at night.

You knew you needed to tell Jak soon. Although you knew that you and Pepe weren't an item yet, you were determined to get him to be yours. And for the first time within almost a decade - you felt as if you had a chance with him.

As you dragged Pepe behind you, you safely managed to get him up the stairs and into his apartment. It was a cozy place, with tan and beige furniture decorating the place. There were photos hung up of his friends and family, shelves filled with comic books and gifts from fans. It felt warm, homey despite it not being your home.

Due to Pepe's strong grip on you, as if he was glued to you, you were forced to throw him roughly onto his couch. You sighed out of relief from finally getting him to settle down. You were beat, ready to go sleep asap. Meanwhile Pepe was the exact opposite. He was still giggling and giddy despite there being nothing funny happening.

His smile was permanently on his face, but you weren't complaining. As you slumped down next to him, you could still smell the alcohol in his breathe. He lazily threw his hand on your thigh, looking at you before saying "You're so farrr".

The lazy grip he had on your thigh quickly turned into an overpowering grip, as he easily pulled you all the way close to him. Even though he got what he wanted, you being right beside him, his hand didn't leave your thigh. You were left in shock, never ever seeing this side of him. He's been drunk around you before, but never this drunk. You're lost on why he felt the need to get so drunk today, especially when he knew being drunk was a huge no-no at sponsor parties.

When Pepe saw your eyes widen, he instantly copied your expression. His hand left your thigh in a flash and he scooted away from you by a foot. "I'm sorry, did you not like that???" He asked, his words not slurring as much.

"No no, it's okay." You said as you looked at him, his shoulders relaxing at your words. You wish you could say the same, your shoulders were killing you now from having to bring Pepe up a whole flight of stairs.

Rolling your shoulders didn't help the ache, making you slightly wince at the soreness. Pepe, despite still being drunk, could tell it was because of him. He looked guilty, scooting a bit closer to you.

"I'm sorry," He said softly, the most gentle you've heard him all night. "I shou' have gone home on my own."

You shook your head, "Definitelyyy not, you would have crashed your car into a family of five or something."

"Better than hurting you," He said almost in a whisper. You watched his face scrunch up. He let out a light burp and threw his head back onto the couch. "God I feel awful already."

On instinct, you were about to get off the couch and get him some pain medication. But Pepe's arm shot out, blocking you from getting up.

"Not physically." He says, "But,,, mentally."

You tilt your head slightly, confused at what he meant. He looked into your eyes, able to tell that you had zero clue at all what he meant. A sigh left his lips, as if he was tired despite him being the one that got dragged up a flight of stairs and a ride home.

"I'm sure you'll feel awful physically soon." You say, "But why do you feel hurt, mentally?"

"I just," Pepe's voice was stuck, unsure of how to word himself. He let out a few murmurs but it wasn't actual words. You weren't sure if it was the alcohol making him unable to speak or if Pepe just didn't know how to word what he was thinking. You were assume it was both.

He knew he wouldn't be able to outright state what he was feeling, so instead he opted for questions. "(Y/N), be honest with me." You nodded, shifting in your seat to face him. His tone sounded serious. "How do you feel about Jak?"

You assume he must have felt awful mentally for his rude jokes to Jak. "Oh, Jak is cool. If you're worried about your joke to him, I'm sure he'll just brush it off."

"Are you close now?" Pepe asks, completely ignoring your answer to his question. "After that date you guys had, seemed like fun." He says, his eyes not looking at yours. As if he was too scared to make eye contact with you.

"Um, it was fun. But I mean, I didn't feel a spark or anything-"

"Don't lie."

You were frozen, unsure of what to say. "I'm not lying...?"

"I see how you laugh at his jokes, how he looks at you, how you smile at him." Pepe says slowly, "Do you think you like him?"

His tone was so serious that you were caught off guard. But you knew the answer to his question now, thankfully you realized it this night. "No, I think we're just gonna be friends. He seems super sweet and nice, but not for me-"

"Then who is for you?" Pepe asks, this time looking at you. There was no smile on his face, instead a look of investigation. A look that seemed as if he was trying to put a mask on, to protect his feelings from getting hurt.

You knew the answer to this question to. But you weren't able to say. All you were able to do was stare into Pepe's eyes, watching them soften as he looked at you. You swallowed and broke the eye contact, feeling too intimate to keep staring into his dark eyes.

While you were looking away, Pepe scooted back close to you. Your knees touching. Although your head was still turned away, too flustered to look at him and unwilling to give him an answer. Pepe was staring right at you, his entire torso turned towards you to examine your whole body and features.

You didn't want to turn your head around and face him. You could tell that if you did, your faces would be only a few inches away from each other. Close enough to make your breathes touch each other faces. Although you were trying to look away from him, his hand gently reached for your face. There was no pressure in his grip, instead it was lightly guiding your head to face him.

Now your faces were close, eyes locked in, and bodies only a few inches apart. You looked at him, holding your breathe in fear that it stank from eating. His eyes and face were no longer tense, it was soft and looked as if he was pleaded. It looked as if he about to beg you for something, which he did:

"Please, please say it's me." He said in a whisper.

f1 masterlist || f2 masterlist || more here!

[cosmerelists]

Children's TV Programming on Each Cosmere Planet

As requested by anon. :)

If every Cosmere planet not only had TV, but also children's TV programming, what kind of shows would be popular?

1. Roshar [Stormlight Archive]

Herald Babies: It's like the Muppet Babies, only it's about the heralds. All of whom are babies. And Muppets. Just imagine tiny Shalash using her comically oversized mallet to smash any drawings she finds of herself. Adorable!

Pitford the Big Red Axehound: A show all about a young girl and her pet axehound, which is loved so much that it grows into a GIANT axehound!

Reading Rainbow: This show is ONLY for girls (and yes, I checked! Highstorms do produce rainbows!)

My Little Ryshadium: Yes, in this show the Ryshadium are little. And brightly colored! And friends. This show is way more popular with boys.

Mister Wit's Neighborhood: A beloved show where Mr. Wit tells stories and plays his flute for the children. He's weirdly rude to any adults on the show, though.

2. Scadrial [Mistborn]

The Adventures of Young Jak: All the fun of Allomancer Jak, only he's just a little kid in this show.

Bonewish: Each week, a kandra eats the bones of a small animal and then acts out classic works of literature. It's...much cuter than it sounds.

Mister Hoid's Neighborhood: A beloved show where Hoid, the friendly neighborhood cab driver, tells stories, sings songs, and shows off various fascinating places around the city of Elendel.

3. Canticle [Sunlit Man]

Naughty Children Are Eaten By Ghosts: It's pretty much as the title says. Every episode there is a naughty child. And then that child is eaten. By a ghost.

4. Threnody [Shadows for Silence]

Wayward Youth Are Consumed by Shades: This show...well, to be honest, it's weirdly similar to that show from Canticle. Or is it the other way around?

5. Sel [Elantris]

Readin' with Seon: A glowing ball of light reads books aloud to children. Their diction and pronunciation is always perfect!

Mister Hoid's Neighborhood: The show never makes it clear why this random beggar is telling stories and playing music and showing children around Elantris, but it is a beloved TV staple.

6. Taldain [White Sand]

Captain Sand: By combining their sand powers, these children can summon Captain Sand, who fights evildoers and polluters with sand! It's very...sand-centric.

7. First of the Sun [Sixth of the Dusk]

Fourth Who Exploreth: The adventures of Fourth of the Dawn, who explores jungles with the help of her avian companion, Sandals. With the help of the kids at home, Fourth must solve puzzles like, "How can we escape from this deadly swamp" or "If we don't catch food soon, we'll starve to death." It's, uh, super upbeat!

8. Nalthis [Warbreaker]

Minnie the Panther: The story of a young boy who Awakened all of his stuffed animals, including his stuffed panther, Minnie, and now they all go on adventures together!

Sweet Potato Street: Like Sesame Street, only I don't know if Nalthis has sesame specifically. This show features many beloved puppets, like the big colorful bird and the talking flower, and even has real famous people on it--even gods!

Mister Hoid's Neighborhood: A beloved childhood staple where Mister Hoid tells stories from history and myth for the children, always using his fun, brightly colored sand!

9. Komashi [Yumi and the Nightmare Painter]

Glint's Hints: Children must help the hapless Nightmare Painter solve mysteries--which usually ends up requiring the child to help him draw a picture to get rid of a nightmare!

10. Lumar [Tress of the Emerald Sea]

Aether Bears: Like the Care Bears, only instead of shooting rainbows out of their bellies, they shoot out aether colors! And if children cry around these bears, the bears explode. So it's very important that kids stay happy in Aether Bear world.

Xisis & Friends! At some point, the dragon Xisis was reimagined as a much smaller dragon who liked to play with children and sing songs about friendship. Nobody is sure what the real Xisis thinks of it...

The Magic Pirate Ship: The captain of this ship, which is inexplicably crewed only by children, uses her magic to take the kids on adventures! Like the time they shrunk the ship down to microscopic size and went inside a guy's body, or the time they went up to one of the moons!

Mister Hoid the Cabin Boy: A beloved childhood staple where the ship's funny old cabin boy entertains children with his stories, his jokes, and his zany antics! Everyone LOVES his bright red shorts! ...Hoid may never go back to Lumar.

[bird-inacage]

Love Sea: The Price of Love (Tongrak & Mut's Backstories)

"Love is just a figment of our imagination." We were given more clues to both Tongrak and Mut's backstories in Episode 2 and how this has impacted their attitudes to love. There are crossovers starting to take shape, so here I am trying to connect some of those dots.

EP2: FLASHBACKS | History Repeating Itself

In Tongrak's flashbacks, we see two memories. One of him as a child where his parents Liw and Jak are fighting. His father demands that his mother pay him to stay. From the dialogue alone, I'm speculating if this is a man who married for wealth. If his father's driving force in the marriage had been monetary gain and greed - then 'love' for his family meant very little to him.

The next is of teenage Tongrak and his sister Kongkwan. It seems his sister was abandoned by her boyfriend, due to her unexpected pregnancy. In the case of both his mother and sister, love proved to be a fickle thing. So much so that a man could walk away from his unborn child, or abandon his family. Love was never enough.

So what is the price you pay for a shot at love, and is it worth it? Love brings ruin. It brings disappointment and unhappiness. Love doesn't guarantee stability or loyalty. So as Tongrak watches on, the very idea of love feels like a sham. An elaborate lie we have all bought into. "Yes, it's something we make up," Tongrak says, because he hasn't seen evidence to prove any different.

"If you don't want to end up like me...don't fall in love with anyone" his mother warns. A cautionary tale. Don't fall in love. Because love leads to nothing good. Do not make the same mistake.

EP3: PREVIEW | Embrace the Fantasy

In Episode 3's preview, Mut is eager to show Tongrak that he is capable of experiencing love. (I believe Tongrak is already starting to, which is why his mother's advice is haunting him. He's afraid he's falling into the same trap). Mut is being considerate of Tongrak's mental aversion to the idea by making his proposal feel low entry.

'If you think love is imaginary, then let's pretend. Why not indulge in that fantasy? We'll play make-believe whilst we're on the island.' (The implication being this isn't for real yet, so there's no need to panic). Mut is inviting Tongrak to focus only on the now and not the after. The island will be their bubble, suspended from the threat of reality for the timebeing. What Mut is hoping for is that Tongrak will come to change his mind on love through that process. That the feelings they experience whilst playing house can be transferred to real life. If it's easier to consider love within the confines of fantasy, then let's start there and see where it takes us.

WITH WEALTH, COMES POWER

We've seen Tongrak use his money to get what he wants. Money has the power to tether a man to his family, and equally it had the means to tear his family apart. "I'm not possessive of you but once I've paid you, you're mine." It's no surprise that Tongrak would see money as a means to exert control and as a bargaining chip.

In their NC scene, Tongrak repeatedly says "How much do I need to pay you to sleep with me?" By that point, Mut clearly didn't need money to be the deciding factor. He was plenty invested. But if it's easier for Tongrak to use money as a pretence for bargaining Mut's time, then Mut seems all too happy to oblige.

MAHASAMUT VERSUS TONGRAK'S FATHER

If Tongrak's father did leech off his mother's wealth, that would provide an interesting antithesis to Mut. Mut, the teenage runaway from a small island who has paved his way through life with very little. And yet takes full responsibility for himself, and doesn't expect a hand out. He only accepts payment in exchange for his hard work, and he doesn't wallow in self-pity because of this hardship.

I do expect a confrontation between Mut and Rak's father at some point. Jak could claim that Mut is essentially doing the same thing and exploiting Rak for his wealth. That there's no love involved. Thus, playing on Tongrak's fear and insecurity of history repeating itself. Whilst Mut does all he can to assure Tongrak he's anything but.

Tongrak's father also abandoned him (emotionally and/or physically). Now he has heard Mut share his own backstory about how his father kicked him out and left him to fend for himself, that's going to be a significant point of connection and compassion between them both. They may be on opposite sides of the coin with their upbringing, but they've gone through similar forms of heartache.

You can check out bird-inacage’s BL meta directory for all my other posts around Love Sea.

[who-u-calling-pinhead]

As someone that has dark jak as my favorite form of jak finds the whole concept of "dark jak" interesting, seeing how it's just so... unused in jak 2, story wise AND gameplay wise just hurts.

Story wise, literally the ONLY times the dark form pops up is when daxter first finds jak in prison, and in the cutscene before the kor fight.

Gameplay wise, it's useless without its area clearing abilities. You just save up a bunch of dark eco, and when you have enough, you can't even get out of dark form once you activate it, you HAVE to stay in it until you run out of dark eco. There's no changes to your attacks too, other than your punches locking onto enemies.

They could've done some cool shit with it but naughty dog was like "Nah, im'ma do my own thing."

You know what they could've done to make the whole "dark form" a bigger part of the game?

Have jak struggle to keep it hidden. Not only in story cutscenes, but in gameplay too.

Yes, he may be an eco channeler, but this is dark eco he's dealing with, it's unstable and unpredictable, you never know what will happen with it.

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Just imagine, during gameplay.

If you decide to just save your dark eco when you have enough to go dark jak, overtime, there can be a random chance where jak just automatically goes dark without your input.

The chances increase the longer you go without using dark jak.

Only differences I think there could be from if you manually went dark is that you just can't control jak for the time this happens, he'll attack anything nearby, metal head, guard, or citizen.

Of course, when you don't have anymore dark eco, you regain control of jak. But, you're left with half health, since I can imagine holding back all that dark eco for so long can cause harm to jak.

Basically a way to encourage the player to use it more or end up having the game use it for them.

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Now Imagine, story wise.

I can imagine in moments where praxis or errol are present, considering the fact that these two are responsible for putting jak through... whatever he went through in the dark warrior program, of course, he'd hold a grudge against the both of them. Whenever one of these two are present, jak would get a little mad just by their presence, which would cause the dark eco to act up.

Praxis and errol aren't really effected by it, since with the whole dark warrior program, that's what they've been wanting from him.

When it comes to anyone else though, yeah, he'd try to hide it.

The dark form would only just... slip out as jak would actually put in effort to keep it at bay.

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Of course, jak would learn to control it and not really care about hiding it at the end of jak 2 and for pretty much the entirety of 3, Yada Yada Yada.

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Thank you all for listening to my insane ramblings about some guy from a 2003 Playstation 2 game.

[xoxocornelia]

motywacja by schudnac:

1. Wyobraź sobie ze spotykasz się z swoim crushem i jest ci zimno,on daje ci bluzę a ta jest na tobie ciasna i ledwo się w nią mieścisz

2. Biegniesz po plaży i ktoś nagrywa cie w slowmo i widzisz jak twoje wszystkie fałdy tłuszczu skacza

3. Idziesz w lato po mieście i mija cię grupka ślicznych ale wrednych dziewczyn, od ciebie zależy czy będą ci zazdrościć czy cię wyśmieją

4. Imagine ze ćwiczysz na wf i robicie taczkę albo musisz wejść komuś na ramiona i nie może cie unieść

5. Wstawiasz tiktoka i kazdy komentuje ci go „🧌🧌”

Jeśli chcesz tego uniknąć to idź ćwiczyć gruba kurwo.

(kierowane do mnie)

[tealviscaria]

For the oc ask : 30 - 15 - 12 - 11 - 7 !

The OC ask in question

Oh no! I forgot to specify that I reblogged it for all the lovely people, such as yourself, who actually have OCs, I don't really have any 😅 When I write a story/poem from time to time or draw from my mind, it's basically just a one-off thing, I don't really have a lore for them to speak of.

But! I thought it would be fun to answer anyway - it's a mix of other people's OCs and some of my one-offs that I could remember.

7 - has a physical disability

@laulo821 's OC Citronnelle Barbel uses a wheelchair. I'm not sure what kind of disability it is, though. I really love her name <3

art above from this post

11 - doesn't outwardly show much emotion

Huh, I didn't think it would be difficult to come up with this one. Yet, I feel like most of the OCs I see are pretty open with their emotions? I considered @vesnaaa 's Dušan at first, but I don't think that's right. So, have a sketch of this random person I drew some 2 years ago:

She looks pretty neutral, doesn't she? :D

12 - has a certain accessory they always wear

@fragiledate 's OC Ayden has these insanely cool glasses, always love to see them. I'm not sure if he wears them all the time actually, but when I think of him, I immediately think of the glasses too :D

art above from this post

15 - is pretty much fearless

This one was tough. Maybe @moinsbienquekaworu 's Constant?? idk idk

30 - wouldn't kill a mosquito (or a similarly bothersome bug)

I have no idea at all what I was thinking at the moment, or if it was a metaphor or something... but I found this poem I wrote about a guy who is literally too nice to throw out a bug, sooo... I guess that counts? :D

Nevítanej Strpět toho žrouta brouka Jak si to mašíruje zas a zas K tomu napěchovanýmu korytu Mi jde proti srsti, je to rez, kaz Ale já mu to zase zblajznu Jsem měkkej, já vím, ok?

An attempt at translation:

Unwelcome To suffer that greedy-guts bug The way it marches again and again To the well-stuffed trough It makes my skin crawl, it's rust, vermin But I'll cave in, sure enough I'm too soft, I know, don't look so smug!

(Imagine that it's written very informally :D)

[jakndaxter-imagine]

Imagine Daxter trying to cheer you up after a breakup.

Submitted by Anon

[moomingitz]

Currently revisiting the Jak and Daxter series is making me wonder just how many people were widowed and how many children were orphaned during the events of Jak 2 and 3.

I'm sure there were plenty of Krimson Guards who were married or had families, and the fact a lot of their still living parents would have had to bury them or just anyone who died in combat in general. I'm sure a good number of people who were in the underground likely had spouses or families too. You could easily assume most civilians had already evacuated before all of Haven City turned into an all-out warzone in the time between the second and third game. But, near the end of Jak 2, the Metal Heads completely breached the city's walls and indiscriminately killed anyone they could get their claws on, catching everyone completely off guard.

If they weren't urchins running around the streets of Haven City, than I can't help but imagine there being new orphanages that were created in order to house and take care of the large population of surviving orphaned children. I don't think it would be a stretch to think that the adult population probably took a significant blow, so even if they wanted to, there wouldn't be enough of them for it to be logistically possible for them to either adopt or foster the amount of children who lost their parents, were displaced, or were abandoned as a result of 2 and 3's events.

Hence how Count Veger was eventually able to gain enough support to override Ashelin and have Jak banished to the Wastelands in the third game.

Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if there were a good number of people in Haven City who still genuinely believe things would have been better under Baron Praxis' rule, even long after the events of Jak 3. And maybe that's why despite being the rightful heir, Ashelin ended up becoming Haven City's governor instead of Jak, because the majority would have been much more accepting her ruling than they would have of Jak, after all of Praxis' propaganda making them view Jak as the scapegoat he made him out to be.

And I just don't see Jak having it in him to even want to try taking up leading Haven City. He grew up in the past, in a peaceful farm like coastal village. I really doubt Jak knows enough about the political and social climate alone to do so. And again, there's the matter of whether the people of Haven City would even be willing to accept him in such a position of leadership. Being the scapegoat of the major things that have been going on long before he even showed up, and the probable stigma of being having all of that Dark Eco injected into him against his will. Even though Jak is very much a victim who was trying to do what he could to survive in this unfamiliar time him and his friends ended up in and to get back home. But most of the people in Haven likely aren't even aware of Jak's circumstances, and perceive him as someone who just made things worse and nothing more.

Really makes you think.

[sweetness-pop]

I think now should be a good time to tell you how I could view the plot for PlayStation Venus 3.

In the worlds of Ratchet & Clank, Jak and Daxter, and Sly Cooper, something is happening.

For an unknown reason, a dark and dangerous universal power force is mixing the worlds together.

Imagine seeing this in a CGI cutscene:

During what is supposed to be a nice day, a gigantic eclipse-style black void in the sky appears. And as the void rises to darken the surroundings, causing an earthquake as citizens feel uneasy especially when some try to run away from the shadowy void coming at them.

After what the hell has just happened, the giant dark void vanishes just like that. And as everybody tries to process on the very unexpected phenomenon now gone, they all see other people that are not from their universes.

That is when the franchises of R&C, JnD, and Sly are now mixed all together despite species and centuries.

While the reason has yet to be revealed later on for this game idea, it is highly possible that the worlds are being mixed together for something that could be extremely deadly.

However, what would be more shocking is that this could not only effect the three main worlds of this potential crossover, this may also effect only the PlayStation universe if the spread becomes wide to the world of all PlayStation franchises.

This is when the three main heroines: Talwyn Apogee (Ratchet & Clank), Keira Hagai (Jak and Daxter), and Carmelita Fox (Sly Cooper) are seen 1-by-1 (1st-Talwyn, 2nd-Keira, 3rd-Carmelita) as they are about to come across each other.

After the black void faded away, Talwyn, Keira, and Carmelita all see themselves at a different location from where they were originally located at before that dark phenomena chaos turned their worlds into one.

It seems that the three women were unknowingly the only ones teleported in the darkness away from their spots as gigantic black void was taking over, and then vanished after the three PS franchises have been mixed.

I am planning to post about what TKC were doing before these events happened 1-by-1 in post.

Meanwhile, in the same location, which could be described as somewhere far away outside like a large meadow or dessert or mountains or even an island, Talwyn, Keira and Carmelita are wandering around trying to find answers on this huge natural disaster.

This is the moment when the three encounter each other. All three found each other.

For the first time in PlayStation history, Talwyn, Keira and Carmelita meet each other.

We can imagine how this meeting could possibly go out. The ladies misunderstand and might attempt to fight each other since that tends to happen in media especially games just like in PlayStation Move Heroes with three duos: Ratchet & Clank, Jak & Daxter, and Sly & Bentley.

But then TKC would, of course, all calm down and realize that there is innocence in each other as they all have no idea on what had just happened. They even realize that they do not come from the same world.

The three would talk about the same giant black shadow void that they've witnessed causing disaster, and why it happened out of nowhere. Talwyn, Keira and Carmelita would also want to know why that they were the only three teleported away from their locations, and not everyone else.

However, there is more on what the main trio of PSV3 discover that nobody else did.

As they see the gigantic dark void taking over the sky, TKC witness something else or even a figure before in the eclipse void, the three women then disappear from their locations.

They then discover that their universes are mixed together, and have come to realization that all three sense that this may be intentionally dangerous.

And so, together, in order to save their merged universes as well as the upcoming spread to the entire PlayStationVerse, Talwyn Apogee of Ratchet & Clank, Keira Hagai of Jak and Daxter and Carmelita Fox of Sly Cooper join forces to investigate, kick ass and fight the evil that will soon come to their path as the three main heroines become PlayStation's exclusive brave, beautiful, strong, sexy and victorious crossover femme fatale trio called

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PlayStation Venus 3 △◯ ╳ □ ✴✴✴ 🩵💛🩷 ♀♀♀ △◯ ╳ □

[pastempomat]

hiii i was tagged by @dipetschmot (thank you!!!) to spell my name/username with songs soooo here we go :3

Mean - Nicole Dollanganger On your side - The Last Dinner Party Nienawiść - Myslovitz I don't know much, but I know I loathe you - Death Spells Knuckle Velvet - Ethel Cain A miało być jak we śnie - Artur Rojek (feat. Taco Hemingway)

tagging: @nocylipcowa @birdemic2 @dumkana16 @mayfriend @godtrauma and anyone who wants to do this, imagine your username after this @ <333

[fluttershycloud]

Widziałam kilka osób robiących to i też chciałam wstawić!

Moje fear foods

1. Pizza

Jeden kawałek potrafi mieć z 500 kalorii...Najgorsze, że zazwyczaj nie kończy się na jednym. Nikt nie je jednego kawałka i nawet mi trochę głupio zjeść tylko jeden w towarzystwie. Wiecie, to od razu wygląda jakbym sie odchudzała. Zazwyczaj jest cholernie tłusta, tego sera jest nawalone i aż się świeci od tłuszczu. Ja nie wiem dlaczego, ale ludzie strasznie lubią pizzę i jak gdzieś sie z kimś wychodzi to często sie to zamawia. Nawet jak siedzimy w domu to często ktoś mnie pyta, czy możemy zamówić. Nie, nie możemy. To jest jeszcze tak drogie, imagine tyle płacić żeby wyleźć poza limit. To nawet nie jest tak dobre

2. Zapiekanki

W sumie tak samo jak z pizzą. Zazwyczaj są duże i mają strasznie dużo kalorii. Większość nawet nie jest dobra...Boli mnie po takiej brzuch i mam ogromne wyrzuty sumienia

3. Sushi

Wydaje się, że niby jest w miarę zdrowe, ale strasznie kaloryczne. Jeżeli zjem sushi, zazwyczaj ważę więcej rano. Kawałek ma tyle kalorii co jakieś ciastko

4. Chipsy

Jak zacznę je jeść, zjem całą paczkę. Wydają sie takie lekkie, ale są słone i sprawiają, że woda mi sie zatrzymuje. Na 100% wyskoczą mi po nich pryszcze

5. Naleśniki

Jeden ma z 200 kalorii, a jak jeszcze ktoś nawali tam sera albo co najgorzej nutelli, czy innego kremu to już jest tragedia. Też po nich więcej bym ważyła, są tłuste i przerażające

6. Gofry

Tak samo jak z naleśnikami. Jeden malutki ma już 200, a zazwyczaj są z jakimiś dodatkami XD Jak kupuję takie biedronkowe to moja przyjaciółka potrafi zjeść całą paczkę. To jest straszne, bo one łatwo wchodzą

7. Pierogi

Kocham pierogi, ale zawsze po nich więcej ważę. Nawet owocowe mnie przerażają

8. Czekoladki, czekolada

Mały kawałeczek ma już dużo kalorii. Jak zjem jedną to pewnie zjem kolejną. Można zmarnować setki kalorii na coś, co w ogóle mnie nie nasyci. Zwykłe marnotractwo, ogromne wyrzuty sumienia po spożyciu

9. Müller Milch

Na zdalnych potrafiłam wypić kilka dziennie. Szybko sie to wypija, a cała butelka ma prawie 300 kalorii XDD Co dziwne, nie boje sie kawy mrożonej, ale tego mleka to już bardzo, strasznie długo tego nie piłam. Tak samo mam z szejkami, ostatniego piłam z 5 lat temu

10. Ciasto

Jeden kawałek i pyk 500 kalorii, zależy w sumie jakie ciasto, ale zazwyczaj będzie to miało więcej niż 300. Ogromne wyrzuty sumienia po, seems illegal

11. Drożdżówki

Puste kalorie. Jedna potrafi mieć nawet z 400. Nieważne czy z serem, czy z truskawkami, są straszne

12. Płatki z mlekiem

Można wziąć mniej kaloryczne mleko, fakt. Ale same płatki mają okropnie dużo, łatwo sobie nasypać za dużo i nie nasycają mnie

13. Granita

Wydaje mi się, że to jest jak picie cukru, nienawidzę tego

14. Pączki, babeczki

Strasznie dużo kalorii, nienawidzę ich. Nawet taka malutka już jest kaloryczna

15. Kotlet

Mięso jest straszne

16. Batoniki

Słodkie dziadostwo. Lubię jedynie proteinowe

17. Makaron

Chyba moje ulubione jedzenie 😭 Aczkolwiek wydaje mi sie, że nawet mała porcja to już w cholere dużo

18. Hot dogi

Okropne. Zazwyczaj spore, ale to zwykła bomba kaloryczna. Czułabym sie jak świnia po zjedzeniu tego

19. Ciastka

Nie umiem zjeść jednego

20. Ryż

NAPYCHA I W OGÓLE STRASZNE JA NIE WIEM. W ogóle risotto 💀💀💀

21. Monte

Monte to mój wróg. Nawet nie jest dobre, zobaczcie sami ile to ma kalorii w opakowaniu w porównaniu ze skyrem

22. Coca cola

Oraz inne napoje gazowane, oczywiście nie te zero. Marnowanie kalorii, zero smakują nawet lepiej, bo są mniej słodkie. Dobrowolnie bym nie wypiła

23. Drwal z maka

Mój senny koszmar. Przehypowany, wolę zjeść normalnego mchickena. To gówno ma więcej niż tysiąc z kalorii, mogłabym za to zjeść kilka pożywnych posiłków, o cenie już nie wspomnę

24. Bubble tea

Jeden ze straszniejszych napojów, słyszłam, że bardzo kaloryczne. Piłam kilka razy w życiu, szczerze nie jest to warte ceny

25. Orzechy, pistacje

Bardzo zdrowe jedzenie, ale takie malutkie przez co łatwo wchodzi i bardzo kaloryczne. Tak samo mam z orzeszkami solonymi

26. Sosy

Zazwyczaj jem wszystko na sucho. Lubię te ostre, sojowy i teriyaki. Wydaje mi się, że teriyaki nie jest małokaloryczny, ale jakoś sie go nie boję. Ostry sos pomaga mi z metabolizmem so I don't care

27. Nutella

Strasznie długo nie jadłam, to jak czekolada w kremie. Tak samo z kremem pistacjowym, mimo, że naprawdę to kocham

28. Masło orzechowe

Rozumie sie samo przez sie

29. Popcorn

Jezus maria to sie w ogóle wydaje jak nic jak to sie je. Wiem, że istnieje taki mało kaloryczny, ale ten w kinie nie należy do takiego. Paczkowany z biedronki też nie. Straszne

30. Pianki, żelki

Po prostu masakra, seems illegal

31. Racuchy

Nawet ich nie lubię, wydaje mi się, że nawet gorsze niż naleśniki czy gofry

Bardzo możliwe, że zrobię też moje safe/comfort foods :D