#im weak when they do that /pos /pos

[kurishiri]

25 . . . alfons main story — blind love finale

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—— Alfons’ POV ——

If life were a fairy tale, finding happiness would be a simple thing.

Do not lend your ear to dangerous temptations.

Do not be misled by convenient illusions.

If you do that, an ordinary happiness filled with peace will await you, overflowing.

But——is such happiness not just nothing short of a bore?

—— Kate’s POV ——

Jude: Oi, ya pleb. Take it.

Kate: Hm? Wah— ...a letter?

This morning marked the third to last day before the promised month was over.

While eating breakfast, an envelope was waved before me.

And then, the one who had thrown it down before me proceeded to sit in his seat and open a newspaper without bothering to give any explanation.

Ellis: Your letter got mixed up with the ones meant for Jude.

Kate: Ah, I see, so that’s what happened.

Alfons: Well, isn’t this a sight to behold, to think Jude didn’t burn the letter that got mixed up to cinders and instead brought it to the recipient in person.

Jude: Ain’t gonna matter if it’s in the furnace or a plate, throwin’s still throwin’.

Ellis: Who’s the letter from?

Kate: Let’s see... oh, it’s from the head of the post office.

When I opened it, there on it said——

Kate: ‘If you are returning after your tenure at the castle ends, you’re always welcome back’... is what’s written.

(Returning, huh...)

I narrowed my eyes as the scent of the stationary and envelope from my life once upon a time wafted.

Kate: It’s a bit nostalgic... my time working as a postwoman seems like such a long time ago now.

Liam: Wait, Kate, you’re heading back? To the post office.

Kate: Huh?

Harrison: ...That’s up to Kate. We shouldn’t meddle with that.

Liam: But, Al’s curious too, right?

Alfons: As much as the next person.

Alfons slowly turned his gaze to me.

Alfons: If Kate is doing things she finds fun, is that not enough?

Kate: ——Yes, of course.

K: That’s exactly what I intend to do.

—— Time skip ——

Victor: Mhm, yep, it’s very well written.

V: I’d expect nothing less of Miss Kate, indeed. The details are all specific and it’s flawless.

Kate: Thank you, Victor.

Victor: In the first part, I can really feel your will to try and understand all the Cursed ones equally.

V: But then in the middle, you gradually put your research findings regarding the Mirror Curse to the end.

Kate: ...Although it’s embarrassing, I have no excuse to give...

Little by little, as I continued to write the report, just like within my mind,

it wasn’t long before Alfons appeared before me in this reality, encroaching upon me.

Victor: I’m sure Roger would be delighted if you were to give him this as a present.

(...Sorry about that, but actually, I did already give him this ‘as a present.’)

I shared the summarized version of the second half with Roger.

(I can’t really tell Victor how I leaked some of the report that was meant for Her Majesty.)

But I wanted to continue to be of some help to Roger.

After all, his knowledge and research was needed and imperative for the things I ‘wanted to do.’

——Is that not a bribe? I see you have no room to say anything about me now, do you.

(No, it’s not that. This is just... a bit of an investment for the future. Yes, an investment.)

I responded to the Alfons in my mind with patently empty words.

Victor: Tomorrow would mark the promised last day.

V: This past month, as per your contract, you have kept our secret and recorded their sins.

V: Should you make it through this night——you will be free.

V: So would you mind if I asked? How would you like to live from here on out?

Kate: I——

K: I would like to continue finding a way to escape Alfons’ fate, as fairytale keeper.

When I looked up, Victor quietly narrowed his eyes.

Their eyes as they gleamed in the darkness of the night——I recalled the day I first saw them.

I had thought to myself how much I wanted to run away, but now I didn’t want to leave this place.

After all, I had found something important to do, and I couldn’t do it anywhere but here.

Victor: ...And why do you want to?

Kate: The marks he had engraved in me, I don’t want to forget them. Not a single one.

K: If, by any chance, he dies before me——at that time I want to say ‘I most definitely will not forget.’

K: And, if possible... I don’t want those words to amount to a convenient illusion.

K: I want them to be the reality.

The fates of the Cursed ones were absolute.

But——I couldn’t simply give up without trying anything.

(And besides, above all...)

Kate: I’m going to spend my whole life to make Alfons, who thinks that doing so is impossible,

K: eat his own words, you can bet on it!

Victor: ... (O_O)

Kate: After all, if I were to reverse a tragedy on its heels, it would become the ultimate comedy, right?

I knew it was mostly a gamble.

It was a match that would last a lifetime.

And if I were to lose, only despair would await.

(But, I will definitely turn this into a comedy.)

(I won’t let that person dance upon the stage of a tragedy.)

Victor: ...A way to escape from the fates, huh. ...For sure.

V: That’s a wonderful goal. And I do have an inkling in me that, if it’s you——you will be able to do it.

V: You are free. You can go anywhere you’d like, and you can do whatever you want.

V: And whenever you feel lost... may you never forget that we are your allies.

Kate: ...Yes, I will. Thank you very much.

Victor: Well then, let me say once again——welcome, Kate.

V: I am sure the world of darkness will take you in with open arms.

—— Time skip; city at night ——

——I was on the way back after receiving permission to meet the head of the post office and submitting my letter of resignation.

Harrison was the one who accompanied me, and while walking a few steps behind me, he asked.

Harrison: Hey... are you really okay with this?

Kate: What do you mean?

Harrison: I’m pretty sure you know by now, but... Al is out somewhere in the night city again right about now.

Kate: ...Yes, I know.

Although we were now in a relationship, it seemed Alfons still continued with his ‘indulgent private life.’

Harrison: Here you are, having thrown your old life for this dark path, too...

H: But you’re okay with this?

Kate: ...I——

When I opened my mouth to answer, a single carriage stopped beside us.

(W-what...!?)

On my toes, the door to the carriage opened and——

Harrison: ——!

Kate: Eek—!?

An arm came out and pulled me inside.

(Who, what!? An enemy of Crown!? Or a kidnapper!?)

Alfons: Kate, it’s me.

Kate: A-Alfons!?

I didn’t even have time to be surprised as the carriage departed.

Kate: Ah, I need to let Harrison know...!

Alfons: The exterior shows it’s a carriage used by Crown, so I take it Harrison saw that for the most part.

(Oh, I see...)

When I realized I was the only one panicking, I felt a bit frustrated at that

as I looked beside me at Alfons.

(Ah, he isn’t giving off that fragrance today...)

On days he went out to play at night, like a symbol of his indulgent private life,

he would always be covered in the sickly sweet fragrance of night.

—— Flashback ——

Harrison: Here you are, having thrown your old life for this dark path, too...

H: But you’re okay with this?

—— End flashback ——

The words from just a bit ago flashed through my mind and——

[1] Were you in that shady room?

[2] Were you out drinking?

[3] Did you show illusions somewhere? (+4 / +4)

Kate: Did you show illusions somewhere?

Alfons: Well, I suppose so, something like that.

Seeing his nonchalant profile, I pushed my pent feelings down my throat.

My feelings felt vague, unsure if I wanted to press him further or if I was scared to, as they whirled in my mind.

Alfons: ...Do you dislike that?

But then, Alfons was the one to do the asking.

Kate: That... if I said I didn’t dislike it at all, that would be a lie...

I couldn’t bring myself to scold him for it.

(It’s not that I’m scared of being thought of as troublesome or anything like that.)

(Because, I...)

Kate: ...It’s because you do those types of things that I fell in love with you.

K: Whether you’re showing illusions in the slums, or you’re giving an escape at the back of the pub,

K: or something else entirely... Well, I don’t really know,

K: but what I do know is that there is a kind of pain there that makes you want to give such a space.

Alfons: ...

(I don’t have to see his face to know he’s stunned.)

But, it couldn’t be helped.

Kate: Anyway, it’s fine! Ah... but, at least...

K: When it comes to things like kisses or ‘giving love’ to others from your heart and whatnot... please leave that just for me.

Alfons: ... (O_O)

A: Well then——would it be safe to say that doing these kinds of things is alright with others?

Kate: ...?

Alfons’ palm wrapped around my waist next to him.

He pulled me in, and with no place to run, his hands traced my legs, causing my body to jump.

Alfons: Do you not want me to touch anyone other than you?

His other hand messed with my skirt, making their way from my back to my chest, playing with me from over my clothes.

I held back the voice that was about to come out, and he sweetly bit my ears.

Kate: hah, uh...

Alfons: Say, Kate,

A: just how far can I take it?

Kate: ah, ah...

When his fingers were about to slip beneath my undergarments, I couldn’t bear it anymore, and I rose a white flag.

Kate: ...N-no...

K: Shouldn’t that be obvious... ah...

Alfons: Hehe, you’re finally honest, I see.

And here I wanted to become an understanding lover, but when my true feelings slipped out, I felt tears prick my eyes.

Seeing me like this, he gave a slightly troubled smile.

Alfons: When it comes to playing at night, it does pain me to say, but I reckon I won’t be able to stop that. It’s my hobby, pleasure, and my life work, you see.

Kate: I...I know...

Alfons: The same applies to drinking and going around showing illusions——but.

A: I would very much like to try my best loving you back to the fullest.

A: So, when it comes to kisses, loving caresses, and sex... I won’t do it with anyone but you.

(I want to believe him, but...)

Kate: ...That’s... definitely a lie...

K: I know you do those kinds of things so I won’t end up in pain again or saddened——

Alfons: Ahha! So you don’t end up in pain? Why, hardly! I assure you I have not an ounce of such intentions.

A: ——You’re happy, aren’t you?

A: I am yours, and yours alone. I will do pleasurable things, only with you.

Kate: ...?

Was it the ‘truth,’ or ‘not the truth’?

Like a coin that continued to spin, there was no way to know the result.

Alfons: Even though there’s no way to know if these words are a truth or a lie, they are still engraved in the depths of your heart,

A: and surely, you will remember them every time I go out at night.

As though being cast by a magic spell, Alfons’ words were indeed engraved in my mind.

Alfons: You may end up tailing me yet again to see if it’s true or not as well, yes?

A: And then if you know them to be true, they will end up carving themselves ever more deeper within you.

A: Then just like that, I do implore you to aaaaaalways think about me.

His words made their way within me.

I was sure it was an evil spell that would root itself once again, intending to cause mischief.

Alfons: And I am not saying I will love you back to the fullest to make you feel better or anything of the sort.

A: I want to make your heart take me in deeper and deeper... so I can leave a scar that will never fade away.

Kate: ...uu...

I couldn’t take it anymore, and finally tears spilled from my eyes.

Alfons, as though comforting a child, wiped those tears with a smile.

Alfons: Aha, have I scared you?

Kate: No...!

K: This is... because I’m happy...

Alfons, who had hoped to disappear without leaving a single trace of him behind, now wanted to leave a deep scar.

And that was the undeniable proof of his love.

Kate: I’m crying... because I’m happy...

Alfons: ...If that’s so, then by all means cry more.

Those wicked hands touched me this time not to test my true feelings, but rather to love me.

Kate: ...But, in this carriage...

Alfons: You also said such a thing before, haven’t you.

A: And at that time, we didn’t go all the way, so——

A: ——Today, make me feel good as well, why don’t you.

That sweet yet dangerous temptation poured into my ear.

He didn’t need to show me an illusion, because I...

——I could no longer resist this voice.

We made love in the cramped carriage, unable to hold back our voices, and we fell into a short sleep there——

Kate: mn...

Alfons: ...Ahh, awake at last, I see?

When I opened my eyes, Alfons voice gently fell upon my eyes.

Alfons: So, how was it? Using my thighs as a pillow, that is.

Kate: ...It felt... really good...

Alfons: I’m glad to hear.

Letting out a giggle, his fingertips gently stroked my hair.

When I slowly lifted my body up, I realized my blouse came loose and was slipping off,

so in a panic, I picked it back up and hid my frontside, and Alfons let out a laugh again, saying ‘there’s no need to hide it at this point.’

Outside the sky started to paint itself in a light pink hue, and it seemed the carriage was parked in front of the entrance of Crown castle.

There was no sign of the coachman.

Alfons, whose back was to the window, was dimly outlined by the light,

and the morning looked as though it was bestowing its blessings upon him as much as the darkness of the night seemed a little reluctant to part ways with him.

He looked so beautiful, it took my breath away as I was drawn to the sight, and our eyes gently met.

Alfons: Say, Kate.

A: The things you ‘want to do’... actually, I was listening in on that.

(Huh...?)

‘I would like to continue finding a way to escape Alfons’ fate.’

What did he think of me then, when I had told Victor that?

Alfons: In all honesty, I thought it was nothing short of foolish.

A: After all, it’s called a ‘fate’ specifically because we can’t escape from it.

Alfons let out a small sigh——and then he smiled calmly.

Alfons: But——I happen to quite like that ever so serious side to you as well.

Kate: ...What do you mean, ‘quite?’ I think you mean to say you like it ‘very much.’

Alfons: .........

(Hm...?)

After a bout of silence — a rare happening to be sure — he gently took my hand.

(Alfons...?)

It was an unusually reverent gesture coming from him, and I was rendered speechless from surprise.

Alfons: ...Truth be told, I am a bit hopeless when it comes to these straight words of love.

A: Perhaps it’s because I’ve come to just throw these ‘I love you’s or ‘I like you’s around without putting my heart into it,

A: but the moment I say them, it feels like they become more of a lie than anything.

A: So, that’s why——I hope you may take this instead.

As though making a sacred vow, he gently pressed his lips on the back of my hand.

Alfons, whose gaze was pointed a bit downwards, seemed very much sincere.

If there was ever such a thing as a ‘true love’s kiss’ in this world,

then there was not a doubt in me that this very kiss would be exactly that.

Alfons: I will make you the happiest you will ever be... and someday, I will make you fall into despair.

I had no way of knowing whether his fate could be changed.

So, that was why, to him, this love may end up paving the path to a tragedy.

But——

Kate: ...I know you will make me the happiest I’ll ever be.

K: But, I won’t ever fall into despair.

Alfons: ...Goodness.

A: Somehow, I do end up feeling that, as long as you’re smiling in the end, any tragedy may end up becoming a comedy.

Kate: Hehe, that’s what I’m here for.

You can make me fed up all you want.

So that’s why, I want Alfons to smile from the bottom of his heart.

Kate: Your life, and my life too... I will turn everything into a comedy.

Alfons: Yes, yes, I hear you.

A: Perhaps we should enjoy this as much as we possibly can then, no?

Mirror, mirror on the wall, show me not a dream I long to see.

Though naught but sad things does reality enthrall...

Lay your truth down here before me.

In my heart, in my body, may you carve it all,

as nevermore upon this love will an illusion dare befall.

Fin.

Act 3 • The sacred kiss

← prev fin. epilogue → his side

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END NOTES: what did you think?! i’m really weak when stories do that thing where they take the beginning and then put it in the end but with a couple minor changes to show that there was development in the story. i also really do like this end cg too. it’s a bit less dramatic than the mad love one, but i think this very kiss is something very important to both alfons and kate. there’s just a lot of meaning behind it which makes it so quietly beautiful to me.

i would say, if mad love made my heart beat more and had me on the edge of my seat, blind love definitely just made me feel really… happy and soft inside. i’m really proud of how far they’ve come! i hope you enjoyed this story! it was really fun to translate as well, so i hope i could convey this 🥹🫶

p.s. the gdoc i use to write up (unedited) translations before they’re published here… is at 96,396 words! wow!

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[scrivler]

Was no one gonna tell me that the case study of Vanitas’ manga is way gayer than the anime or was I just meant to find that out for myself

[snekdood]

"TrANsMeN rEalLy nEeD tO HaVe wOmEn AroUnD TO NoT Be MiSoGyNiSTic 🤪" bitch i have great relationships w my mom and gma, i dont think it's on my end with this one

[lesbianwyllravengard]

i still have yet to play bg3 so i still dont go here yet but Wyll seems literally like one of the most compelling characters of all time and im not even joking. I havent even played the GAME but his character arc haunts me /pos. people are literally just racist to say that he isn't compelling

LITERALLY. He's utterly fascinating. He is a folk hero, a legend, the fantasy equivalent of superman. He's a warlock who is secretly pacted to a devil. He hates devils. He's an incredible liar. He's incredibly sincere. He's silly. He unironically enjoys puns and clowns. He over-exaggerates his Blade personality because it amuses him. He sometimes doesn't know where The Blade ends and Wyll begins. His hero-ness is a performance; not to hide ill intent, but to hide a broken man, to hide weaknesses and fears. It's who he is. It's always been a distant thing, a mask. It's who he thinks he must be. He loves freely and openly and will let anyone know it. He's only ever wanted to know he's loved. He still thinks his father's inability to trust or believe in him was all his fault. He still thinks that every bit of suffering he's ever experienced was all his fault. He thinks admitting to suffering would be disrespectful to the lives he's saved. He thinks he has to suffer or else his sacrifices were worthless. He thinks it couldn't be a sacrifice if he didn't suffer for it. He would take any suffering if it meant lessening someone else's. He is the first person to stand up for someone's life and safety, the first person to defend someone's worth and autonomy. He is the last person to do so for himself. He is of the least importance to himself.

He needs to be needed, because if he's not needed then what good is his power and the soul he sacrificed for the pact to get it? And if he can't be needed then he throws himself into the fray without hesitation because his purpose has always been to sacrifice himself so others may live. His life has always been one of sacrifice. His life has been recompense since the second he was born and his mother passed as a result. He saves lives to make up for it. It will never be enough to him. It will always be everything to those he saves. He just wants to be seen for who he truly is. He thinks if no one can see him for who he is then maybe it isn't who he is, and maybe he's fooled them all, fooled himself into thinking he can be a better person, be the hero they need. He wants to be known by someone. He's terrified of someone looking deeper. He sees others for who they are. He's a monster hunter who does not hunt the typical definition of "monster", who knows that monsters are not the ones with fangs and horns in his group of friends but the men who look harmless yet cause endless death and suffering to others. Not even the threat of his life was enough to get him to harm an innocent.

He wants to be chosen. He cannot fathom that someone would choose him. He chooses others over himself every time. He has so much love for others. He thinks he must constantly earn love. He is shocked when someone simply loves him. He thinks he cannot love and lead at the same time. His only role model was a father who could never put his son before his city. He is capable of immense anger. He is capable of immense kindness. He purposefully chooses the latter; he works hard to not let his anger consume him. He's still angry over things that happened a near decade ago. He thinks feeling hurt is the same as being angry and so he can't be hurt. He's always hurting. He takes pride in his achievements and he does not underestimate himself. He's not religious. He devotes himself to his cause with the dedication of the most pious believer. He stands by his friends in any battle, against any struggle. He stands against them if they choose to threaten lives. He holds on to those he cares about with bloody knuckles and teeth bared because loss has always been the hardest pain for him to bear. He has lost everything. He gives every part of himself to others. He cannot lose anyone else. He thinks he can do anything because he refuses to believe any alternative. Because he could not survive any alternative. He thinks his intent is as important as his actions, and so he must always intend to do the right thing.

He does not tolerate his boundaries being pushed or his father being disrespected. He tolerates any judgment because he thinks he deserves it. He defends his status as the Blade of Frontiers. He thinks the fear caused by his devil form is a fault of his own that he must work to fix. He hates the patriars and their farce diplomacy, their lethal hypocrisy. He thinks his father is infallible. He does not hold himself to the same regard as he holds everyone else. He thinks its okay if it only hurts him. Anything is okay as long as it only hurts him. He has to keep fighting to prove he can be a hero. He is so, so tired. He cannot for one second admit to wanting for anything, because once he starts he might not be able to stop wanting. He cannot accept that he deserves to not suffer, too, because if he does he might not be strong enough to continue suffering so others might suffer less. He might not want to suffer. He thinks he cannot regret any decision he's made, he cannot regret his pact, because it would be a dishonour to the good he's done with it. He thinks that saying he regrets his pact would be saying he regrets every life he's saved with it and he would never regret saving lives so he cannot regret his pact. He's accepted that his freedom will always be the cost of saving lives. He desperately wants to be free. His life has never been his own, to him. He thinks every choice he's ever made was his own, alone.

He is very complex. He simplifies himself to be easily accepted by others. People fall for it easily. He just needs one person to look closer. He's afraid of what they'll find if they do. He doesn't keep his cards close to his chest, he meticulously chooses which cards to hold at all. Which parts of himself are worth losing if need be. How much of himself he has to keep close in order to keep being himself. He has seen the worst that the world has to offer. He chooses every day to be kind, to see the best in things, in others. He chooses to care. He holds onto his pain because it's proof that he cares. There are several pathways that don't connect quite right in his brain which you'll notice after a few conversations with him. He is wise beyond his years. He is my favourite guy ever

[wato1876]

wato im halfway thru parrots unstable vid and the way you left actually hit me so hard. ARGHAGAGRG

everyone else acting: yeah, I don't know if this is it... wato1876: *on the verge of tears, staring at Wifies, "always have a way out"*

you make me sick /pos

I’m glad you enjoyed my amateur voice acting! Everyone puts in a lot of effort, I just find it very easy to put emotion in my words, and its fun, it adds depth to an otherwise very high octane. Disappointment is very common in unstable and that tone is heard a lot, but Wato wasn’t sad because *they themself* didn’t have a way out, yes they wanted to be safe, but essentially their entire world was crumbling around them, all their friends went every which way. Wato may have a hard outer shell, and extremely blunt, but what hurts more is seeing someone who cares so genuinely much about something being ripped at one by one. If Wato was the first to go, it wouldn’t have been as bad, but seeing everyone leave before him sunk him deeper and deeper into pain. The idea of Parrot seeing his final hope seep through his hands and the devastation he must feel really is what broke Wato.

I have experienced things like this IRL (obviously not as severe, but the sensation you get leaving high-school for the very last time, and standing alone as the field slowly clears for the very last time). I react the way I do because my character has a lot of empathy (the point it hurts him emotionally), and understands why people do things they do. Wemmbu abandoning Sky Civ -> He wants to save himself and truly didn’t care if it meant risking himself. Wifies leave Parrot last episode when going to Farlands -> He just wanted what was best for Parrot since he too saw Parrot ripping himself apart.

Wato secluded himself for so long because he knew he was susceptible to being hurt, and he knows having friends/attachments is a weakness. He knows they are but still cares about people. I tried to show Wato as a dynamic character that changes throughout the videos and reacts how any normal human would. Confused and scared. Not every line is perfect and every action won’t make full sense, but when have we- humans- been perfect.

I like the humanity in a character, the imperfections. That is what makes a good character. Not their tragic downfall, but just the limits of a being.

If I had a beefier computer, I’d make something insane. Editing speed because of lag is my only bottleneck. I love stories, always have. This is just a small slice of stories I want to convey. Even End Barrens was not to what I wanted it to be.

Wato1876

Thought I should at-least give y’all one big character lore drop before I go to bed for the night. What can I say, writing is fun.

[shalomniscient]

excuse me 🔊 excuse me lady with a breeding kink coming through 🔊 excuse me

arlecchino isn't only an extremely responsible father but also a responsible and caring husband. she might look quite dull and cold but once her child is born she lets a tiny bit of her feelings slip through the mental cracks your childbirth left on her mind even in public.

she's tough and rough but she absolutely adores your daughter and – the powerful and intimidating woman she is – arle's definitely ready to play dress up or tea partying with her baby girl when she grows up a bit. but arlecchino is a busy woman as well... and her little bundle of joy will need someone to play with, right? so, after a few months from the childbirth arlecchino suggests making a nice cute sibling for your little one. she's aware that your body needs time to recover and she does her best to speed up the healing process.

your pelvic muscles are now flabby, of course, it was your first child ever! and that's no good if you want to make another baby. so, arlecchino insists on you performing kegel exercises. but instead of a toy she gives you... her dick! it's nice and thick and she doesn't shove it all the way in, so it doesn't hurt your still aching womb, but this way she can control the amount of effort you put into these exercises!

it feels hot and overwhelming, you're trying not to make much noise as your baby's sleeping right behind the wall in her cradle (she has all the best nannies in the world to take care of her at night, so you can rest). you are nowhere close to your climax, arle simply won't let you cum until you complete your exercises properly.

«the last set was hideous. come on, doll, do not upset me», she squeezes the meat of your legs and plunges a tiny bit deeper, growling into your ear. «try one more time, do it better». your walls squeeze her, then relax, squeeze and relax... her tip rubs so deliciously against your spongy spot, it's almost unbearable. she presses her palm to your lower belly – gently not to hurt your still soft tummy but firmly to feel your muscles.

«give me ten more and then i will probably make up my mind and let you cum», she whispers and sighs as she feels another particularly strong squeeze around her cock. «good girl, now nine more. do it properly»

you were never really into sports but these exercises... they were definitely better than any gym you could've attended in your life.

�� with love, milk anon🥛

MILK YOU’RE KILLING ME IM LIKE. MENTALLY FACE DOWN IN A POOL RN /pos AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [more nsft utc—]

this is so…… i have no words. im. blushing at my phone rn. milk anon you are so crazy for this… THE GOOD GIRL AND THE HAVING TO KEEP QUIET……. this is hitting all the spots im going insane at 0027 hours rn 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 im so WEAK for cockwarming and this is functionally cockwarming with a twist didhdkdksldjdkd

brainrotting about what would happen when the sets r done…….. she’d be gentler and not as intense as she usually is but archons does she know how to use that fucking dick of hers to make me absolutely brainless without even needing to expend that much effort LSHDHDJ i need her so bad 😭😭😭 she makes me feel like i’m in HEAT i SWEAR

on my knees for more of your breeding kink thoughts my dear milk… 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

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Hey. I heard you wrote for gn reader? AHEMFNSUDHDJSJDJDJ IM SO AHHHHH/pos

Forgive my manners. Could I have a Malleus with a very sleepy s/o? Like they can fall asleep…anywhere

Even in dangerous situations 😭 and like Malleus just falls in love with them even more.

If not, no worries! I saw your repost and I was eating that up so good 😎 please and thank you sm!!!

Character(s) | Malleus Draconia, Silver

Type | Romance, Fluff

A/N: SO SORRY IT TOOK A BIT LONG HERE KITH KITH KITH

Mhm..." it was the only sound that came out of you. It was the last class of the day. Trein's class...the most boring of them all.

Trien was talking about some magical sorcerer or something, you didnt really pay attention. You where just trying to stay awake, Rubbing your eyes occasionally or yawning..maybe scratching your arm. All in a weak attempt to not drift off.

"Hey," Sliver said, poking your cheek with his pencil end. "Did you get any sleep last night?" He asked, a slight concern lacing his voice.

"Barely...I do this so much. I stay up on my phone, and then regret it the next day...doesnt help im already tired normally."

Silver chuckled, spinning his pencil in his hand. "I get that..not the phone part but y'know, just being..tired. all the time."

Not long after, classes ended, and right there was Malleus waiting by your class door. "Ah, child of man. How was your day?" He asked, grabbing a hold of your hand.

Still rubbing your eye, you replied "it was fine i guess. Jeez, im so tired. I swear im about to pass out..." you complained. "Oh my, let us go to my dorm, it would be best if you didnt pass out on the floor like Silver."

"Yeah, i guess so...Wheres grim?" You asked, worried for you little friend. "Do not worry, I believe he is with Trappola, Spade, and Rosehearts."

Sighing in relief, your mind was put to ease by his words. Soon, both of you left to his dorm, he held your arm tightly. Making sure if you did pass out, he would catch you immediately and make sure you didn't fall to the floor.

Getting to the dorm, you practically fell to his bed. "My, your quite comfortable, are you not?" He chuckled, sitting on the bed as it slightly dipped down. You groaned, shifting and moving around to find the perfect spot.

It wasnt long until you were absolutely comfortable and very sleepy. Malleus laid next to you, he reached his hand out towards to you. "May I?.." He asked permission to hold you. You nodded and yawned slightly.

Malleus wrapped his arms around you, holding you carefully and delicately. As if any pressure would shatter you.

"My love.. I am glad that I get to see you everyday. I am glad to be your lover. Each glance that you give me, every smile that we share, all our moments together, I treasure them all. I am proud to be with you, your kind heart had no bounds... I love you."

Awh. How sweet... But you where already asleep by then, his low and smooth voice luring you to slumber.

"Ah.. I suppose I will tell you again when you awake." He kissed your head gently and closed his eyes.

"Rest well my dear."

©𝒃𝒐𝒐𝒎𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒔, 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕, 𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒕, 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆, 𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒅𝒂𝒑𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏.

[iwaasfairy]

15K MILESTONE??? WOWOWOOOWWW THATS INCREDIBLE ohmy super congrats to youuuuuu 🤧🤧🤧 /// now for the event, you think you can make something about Michael Kaiser + noncon? thank you sooooo muuuuuuch in advance ilyily 🥹🥹🥹

thankyOUUU So much my loveee it really is incredible im sOOO thankful MWUAH It was fUn writing this pos!!! hehehe

tw noncon, yandere, gaslighting

The locker room stinks of sweat and gym clothes and testosterone, and you wish you could just sink into the floor. But no matter how hard you try, you can’t escape the panting in your ear, the confessions of… love? Is that what he called it? You’re not sure anymore. No matter how hard you stare that that dented corner of the locker door, the way it sort of resembles a star— it doesn’t drown out the feeling of being invaded, fondled.

Ruined.

You never believed in that sort of thing but feeling the sweat that builds on your back where his body is pressed to yours, the spit and the tears dried on your cheeks, the mere heat that’s coming from your body as you’re shaked and rocked with each thrust just feels so invasive. It taints.

Micheal hasn’t stopped murmuring into your hair, like you’ve been listening at all- but even that constant noise feels like a fly zooming around the room and cherishing the stench. When you try to turn over your shoulder, you come face to face with the curve of his smile, feel the way he hums at the acknowledgment, and you regret it. His snake-like eyes bore down on you like he’s eating you up.

“Easy tiger,” he chuckles, “you might shoot me with that look. What’s- agh- a guy to do?”

“Go fuck yourself,” you barely manage to whisper back, and flinch when he pressed his face closer to your ear, panting in it and licking at the shell. Though you might be keeping on a brave face now, you can feel the panic sitting in your throat. Waiting, pleading to get out. He doesn’t even bother to hide his amusement when you groan in discomfort as he fucks his hips into you so hard it echoes. “Are- you almost- done?” You grit out through a clenched jaw, and he giggles lowly.

Before pulling out to push you back against the cold metal by both shoulders, and almost flattening you when he yanks one leg up to put it over his arm before he lines back up. The reddish, fat head of his cock is shamefully wet and glossy, and he leans down until your head is trapped between the locker and his. “You’re just so cute, I can’t help myself.” He pushes into you with too much precision, shoving himself into your pussy again and filling you up too far- your foot trembles where it hangs over his elbow.

“You’re a little super fan, ain’t ya?” He whispers against your skin again, before laughing when you lean away from a kiss. It’s like he takes it as a challenge, sadly for you, and starts aiming his cock better to make your eyes roll. His cock is big and he fucks in a deep, greedy rhythm that makes your entire body feel weak. “I knew you’d feel good from the second I saw you. Besides,” strands of his hair are stuck to his forehead as he leans his body back over yours, like he’s trying to melt you into him, “you knew not to be alone with me, right?”

His lips brush over your forehead when he gets the chance, and though you try to lean away, he uses his supporting arm to trap you until they land- until you’re shaking against him in anger and regret. “You tried to flee earlier, didn’t you? But you forgot your ‘boyfriend’s’ jersey.” His slow, devilish expression comes into view when you dare to look up and his blue eyes trap you under him, pussy squelching around the thrusting of his cock sliding in, out, in, out perfectly into you.

“So really, aren’t you at fault here? ‘S almost like you wanted it.” His smile widens when your frown grows twice as deep. A droplet of sweat rolls down his neck along the dark ink, and your body jerks when he fucks back into that spot that makes you squirm. You don’t want to. You don’t want to. No matter how good- “Don’t you feel a little bad for your poor boyfriend who’s waiting for you? Should we call him?”

[son1c]

On the topic of chimera Sonic, Tails must be going THRU it

First a dragon like creature kidnaps his brother

then he has to venture into the dungeon to save him

then when he finds his older brother he’s not acting like himself and has feathers, wings and has the body of a freaking LION from the waist down

Then he has to presumably watch him kill people

And then after all that Tails finds out that Sonic died

That poor boy 😔 (im living for the angst)

And speaking of when Tails encounters Sonic again, does he find him already transformed or does he find him before in that trance-like state Falin was in when she snuck out the window in the middle of the night after she was resurrected? Or is it something different entirely?

Chimera Sonic is legitimately rotting my brain /pos

OKAY SO... i've been doing some thinking about this crossover... and i've decided that sonic got kidnapped specifically because of his gauntlet. which ofc he's wearing again now that he's back in the satbk world.

but why did falin want his gauntlet? well... it's not that SHE wanted it, but she was told to get it. and sonic, the stubborn bastard, refused to give it up, so she ended up just taking him with it.

what's so special about the gauntlet? well, after sonic left camelot at the end of satbk, merlina gave up her goal of creating an undying world. but... wizards are peculiar things, aren't they? she spent all that time studying necromancy. all those hours laboring over ancient texts. even if she's not going to go through with her plan anymore, she still has the ego to preserve her hard work.

so, she split up her research. the spells she crafted are broken up like puzzle pieces and scattered throughout the satbk world... and one line of it, she had engraved on the inside of sonic's gauntlet. (for nostalgia? maybe. but she also knew the gauntlet would be protected within the walls of the castle.)

but yeah. falin was ordered to retrieve the gauntlet. so that's precisely what she did. as for why thistle wants it... well, he wants to reconstruct the spell of eternal life that merlina created because he believes it will bring back delgal. so he's on a mission to gather all the artifacts with her spell.

right. so, sonic and tails. sonic was summoned to the satbk world via magic portal (exactly like the last time he went there). tails got dragged along because they were standing literally right next to each other and of course tails is gonna follow him through the weird sketchy portal! they don't call him sonic's best bud for nothing, you know!

but who opened the magic portal??? well, it was merlina. sorry for the spoilers. she's currently "missing" in the land of camelot, and she doesn't greet sonic or tails when they fall through her portal. like i said in a previous post, there's about a day that goes by where everything is... normal... and sonic and tails get to explore the castle and converse with the knights and catch up on the goings-on of the world and stuff.

merlina's deal here is that she's working with thistle. in the first game, merlina appeared to be a good guy until it was revealed she was the twist villain. this time, she seems like the bad guy... until it's revealed she's actually trying to stop thistle. see, she knows power when she sees it. and thistle is a huge threat. so, she's working "with" him in order to find a weakness and stop him. that's also why she called sonic back to this world... because she knew she was going to need his help.

unfortunately, things didn't go as she'd planned. falin delivering sonic's gauntlet along with his DEAD BODY to thistle shocks her. but it's fine. she can work with this--she hopes. things get a little tricky when thistle wants to dispose of sonic though, and merlina has to come up with an excuse for him NOT to do that.

cuz she can't let thistle know that she knows sonic. that would make her look suspicious. after all, she summoned him to camelot IN SECRET to help her TAKE DOWN thistle. so, she claims that she can sense an immense power within sonic and that he might be "useful" to them... so they shouldn't let him go to waste. thankfully, this works. and thistle is like "ok slay" (not his exact words).

merlina revives sonic with the magic she's learned from thistle. sonic then has about 5 seconds to process coming back to life, seeing merlina, and also some other weird elf guy before said elf guy steps in and turns him into a chimera using a bottled monster soul.

merlina also wasn't expecting this, by the way. but she's a very "ends justify the means" type of person and that hasn't changed. so, she promises to succeed in stopping thistle as she watches him turn her friend into a monster before her eyes.

[seoktized]

there's been a few asks abt gw calling reader "bunny/bun" im gng insane 😭😭 /pos ... do u think gw has a few favorite pet names to use when making love or js in casual :3 🐥

YES !! obviously bun/bunny on top, others would be like baby, pretty (one of his favs. ex. from tea: “you’ve been so good, pretty..” and he KNOWS it gets you weak hehehe) he loves testing out new names to see which gets you flustered and he usually gets you to be a blushing mess cause who WOULDN’T?! (unless he calls you some name like idk my little uwu kitten. but really i’d blush cause it’s fckin park gunwook /hj)

[ohshy]

Personal PO ranking list?

Here's mine, based on how much I like them !! Explanations under the cut. If u guys want me to rank how hot they are too, dont hesitate sending me an ask >:P

ANYWAY ONWARD: (warning, this is a long one, you've *super macho man voice* RELEASED THE AUTISM BEAST, ANON!)

King Hippo

in case if you aren't aware of how obsessed i am with king hippo i have: 1. made a sona to selfship with him 2. drafted a slowburn between said sona and hippo, its still a work in progress. 3. made concepts of hippo island, including its island shape, culture, nature, species and more 4. made concepts of a petroglyphic hippoan language 5. made hippo parents. No he's not adopted in my hc :P 6. Gave hippo an entire past that im still writing out.

Hippo is endlessly fascinating to me because of how many possibilties there are for character expansion. We get little about him, and yet there's still enough to supply the appetite (or i might just be autistic.) He underestimates Little Mac initially, and when he does, he doesn't even seem mad he lost, just to name an example.

OUTSIDE OF ALL THAT THOUGH... i just have a weakness for characters that get characterized not through dialoque but through other means. Ofc hippo is not the ultimate example of this (his entire lore is just. Guy who eats a lot and puts a manhole cover on his stomach), but still !! It's not often you get nonverbal characters in media. Aside from that, he just has the most outstanding design in the entire game. Scary to most, but my cute little hip hip to meee :3

Von Kaiser

SIGMUND THE FRAULEIN PULLER MY BELOVEDDDD... He's traumatized, he's got a hot voice, he's got the cutest lil moles, he's great with children, He's a MAMIE'S BOY... ok that last one is more of a hc, but let's be real, why else are we all here ?? :P Either way, he just has so much history to him, or at least as much as a punch out character can have. Similarly to Hippo, there's so many directions his character can be pulled. Why is the man the way he is ?? I need to study him under a microscope STAT.

did i mention hes really cute because he rocks back and forth on his heels n tip toes, this man is literally so autism AuHGAHJD moving on.

Aran Ryan

goddd i love his brogue n his maniacial laughing n grunting (man every punch out fan is so down bad arent they /lh) ANYWAY... what else i love about this man is similar to kaiser; i just wanna study him under a microscope. disect his brain even. why is this man so insane. does he even have a nice side ?? i think he does, but it's covered up by excessive feral behavior. and beneath THAT nice layer is just more beastly untamed MAN. I like him bc i want to see him get worse. He's so ugly and unhinged in a cute way. (not surprising coming from the resident hippo liker- ANYWAY x2)

Super Macho Man

Yes i know castle aka my sona is portrayed as hating macho, but this couldnt be further from the truth. i LOVE THIS MAN. i LOVE TO HATE HIM. He's literally such a gd cocky bastard who's constantly spouting the funniest gd lines in the game. I'll never be macho bc I can't afford lines that good.

Also the intepretations that he's lying about his age which is why his hair is silver are so funny to me. All in all, hilarious character, definitely THE funniest one. 1000% deserves the top meme status.

Bear Hugger

OH MAN THIS SWEETHEART AUGHHH... where do i even beginn... i cant be the only one who like. wonders if this man has some rage that he keeps hidden? Like looking at how nice and jolly he is, in contrast to his TD cutscene where he is angry with mac... plus, when mac accidentally punches his squirrel away, n hugger cries afterward ?? who's to say he wouldn't be Pissed after a while.. either way, hes similarly also rly funny. imagine threatening a teenage boy in the goofiest way (NORTHERN LIGHTS, EH??), laughing and then immediately napping. Peak character interaction ghgh.

In short, he's just really sweet, funny, i love that hes an animal lover, i love his bushy beard, they knew what they were doing calling him bear hugger bc YES i wanna hug him plz n thank u

Disco Kid

ANOTHER SWEETHEART HAS HIT THE RING. i just LOVE this guy's energy. He's another boxer, like king hippo, who's not mad at all at mac when he loses to him. Additionally, his friendly teasing is just so gd adorable, how can you not love this guy tbh...

Lastly, I love music based boxers so much. I think what could've elevated disco to an even higher level, is if he had like a move that u had to avoid on the beat of the music or something. Other than that, he's GREAT i wanna give him a platonic smoochie. He just seems like the type of guy who'd make friends with everyone and wants to try everything, even if he sucks at it, like Pippi Longstocking

Glass Joe

Many have said it more eloquently than I can, so I'll keep it brief (HA); he never gives up despite his horrendous win/lose ratio. He's a goofy, charming guy w/ an attractive voice (fr, you wouldn't expect a guy like him to have THAT deep a voice, at least I wouldn't.)

While yes, he is hilariously patriotic, he also breaks some stereotypes of his people, which i find a rly funny aspect of his character (i.e he's shown to be a nice guy while the french r stereotyped as rude, he doesn't surrender etc). Finally, I love his stupid emo hair. That is all, thank you thank you. ily joey.

Don Flamenco

DONNIE BOY !!!!! Ik i sound like a broken record but. attractive voice, funny cartoony shenanigans, i LOVE his KO animation so much. Also, a layer to his personality that I simply adore, is how, despite how cocky he is, he still compliments mac when he avoids his punches (saying "bien viesta" or "bien hecho"). He's got his sense of fair play !

Also, i think we can all agree that his transformation from an overly confident spanish flag colored guy to a sourpuss all black emo is peak comedy. I know the Wii game is nothing but bangers in the comedy department but this has got to be up there with macho jiggling his ass in the camera.

Bald Bull

He's so sillyyy, everyone always forgets this. he does a fucken chicken dance when he wins in contender mode. Aside from that, he's just a very intruiging character. He's obviously stressed n angered from the paparazzi hounding him 24/7, but outside of them, he isn't a very angry person at all. He even isn't mad that he lost to mac either, instead training harder to combat his weakness.

Plus ! I feel like the creators of the Wii game very cleverly made the decision to make him hounded by paparazzi, bc that also ties in perfectly with his secret Mask X persona. In short, Bull is awesome.

Soda Popinski

i LOVE how delightfully strange this man is, and how adorable he is despite being a man who. does have his fair share of anger issues. Like Bull, it's just so cute how he dances when he wins, and even juggles in TD, all while bubbles appear around his head ! I wanna edit him to some hard bass music tbh, he'd be perfect for it.

At the same time, I can't help but fire the Angst Beam at him bc like. what r those scientists doing to him... It just makes me Wonder if he has a choice in the matter at all... BUT ending on a lighthearted note, he has a rly funny, pitiful reaction to being star punched in contender mode, and i like his stache. hes like a kitty. To Me.

Piston Hondo

Hondo is one of those characters who has that perfect blend of seriousness and goofiness. He can outrun a bullet train. he reads sailor moon in the ring. he (if you intepret him that way) gives mac advice during intermissions by referencing ancient Japanese proverbs. he calls out for sushi when he gets knocked down.

Another reason why Hondo is great is bc his win to lose ratio is literally 26-1 before he fights mac, meaning he has only ONE loss before mac beats him. It really gives you the vibe this guy is in his prime and the real deal, despite "only" being in the lower major circuit. It really gives you the vibe he'll climb in the ranks, which i think is an awesome, subtle piece of characterization.

Gabby Jay

LISTEN OK... Hes probably my favorite SPO character, mainly bc of how little info we have of him, and yet how much is implied with said little info. Like. He's gotta be a little insane in the noggin right. He literally gave up his job as a café waiter to become a boxer at middle age. As the poster describes it "something snapped." Imo this implies he just got so tired of dealing w/ unreasonable costumers that he channeled all his anger into boxing. In short, I think he's mad interesting despite how little we know about him.

Plus! He says an old man who says YAY as a taunt... doesn't get any better than that. He's adorable.

Mad Clown

First of all, this man is an enigma. what do you MEAN he was an opera singer, has had a mental breakdown, joined the circus and then quit to take up boxing, AND HES ONLY 27 ????

Secondly, and yes this is once again very hc based, I think this man, since hes a palette swap of bear hugger, would have a circus bear as a coach, and that his bear is one of his only friends, which probably adds to his tragic character. Thirdly, eventhough I wish his outfit was more orthodox, it is VERY cool having a clown boxer in the lineup (spoken like a true clown liker), esp one with such a colorful past, befitting his outfit. He's just so sillaayyyy.

Great Tiger

This guy is literally SO much fun, it's a shame i don't rotate him in my mind often enough. I feel like he'd b great to have at parties. He has a nice voice as well, I feel like he'd do well as a radio presentor or smth.

WHICH REMINDS ME !! the wii commercials !! "send word to my mother; i am in jail" showstopping, peak comedy, life changing. Also the idea that he is just. blisfully unaware of his own weaknesses or maybe even his faults is an interesting character trait that i feel like people should explore more, its interesting !! Lastly, i LOVE how his own clones talk to eachother, that reminds me sm of my own stimming as an autistic person. I like your funny words, magic man.

Dragon Chan

Initally, i didn't rly get the hype for him, but recently I've gotten it more now !! I rly like his hair and his gimmick is funny as hell. Plus, I like to think since's based on both bruce lee and jackie chan, that hes an actor !! Think about it; what if he choreographed the fights, directed the movies n wrote them ?? it adds a whole new dimension to his character !! Anyway, Dragon is cool asf.

Hoy Quarlow

The fact he calls you sonny is so gd funny to me. I love mischivious old people characters, they're always so hilarious. Also, someone please take this man out of the boxing ring, who even put him there. He barely resembles a boxer outside of his boxing gloves. Im pretty sure the guy isn't even an actual boxer n just decided to enter the ring to fuck w/ people. The man's gotta do smth on his retirement age !!

Either way, he's p unique to me as the oldest boxer w/ no palette swap, even if hes also rly unfitting for the game.

Bob Charlie

His name is goofy as hell first of all, and secondly, again, i love the idea of music boxers. u cant tell me bobby n disco wouldnt be friends.

Also, I know it's just a reused sound bite from gabby jay, but the fact he goes "yay!" when he wins by KO is so cute to me ghgh. In general, he has a rly funny voice, despite how limited it is. Charles Martinet is the king fr. Also I like that he has purple n red in his palette, it's a nice combo.

Mr. Sandman

He has a cool voice, some great lines, and is, despite his looming figure, kind of a goofball (him going "BOO!") in the ring. Despite that though... I just don't find him as interesting as say, my faves, because he isn't as cartoony as them. I know they wanted to make him more serious as to make him a more threatening final boss, but even then he's just.. kinda dull imo. He's higher on this tier cause he has more going for him than the last two, but eh idk. just wish he was a bit more interesting.

Piston Hurricane

I think his gimmick is really cool, i love the idea of elemental boxers. the execution is rather dull, however. I do like his haircut n colorscheme tho !!! As u might know, i've also made a redesign of him, wherein i give him swirly corn rows, which i thought was a cool nod to his wind element. Don't have much else to say. He's just missed potential.

Narcis Prince

Look... I can see the hype for him. hes a very funny, attractive (I GUESS... i just find him basic looking) character, but hes just not for me at all. the outfit is what mostly throws me off, he looks like a basketball player who dressed himself in the dark 😭😭😭in general SPO has a huge probem w/ overdesigning their characters and Not Really making them look like boxers, but man he has got to be one of the most egrerious examples... That said, he is funny at least so he's got that going for him. I love his asshole laugh, but thats ab it. if he had appeared in Wii n received more characterization, im sure he would b up there w/ aran in joe in levels of popularity.

"I dont feel strongly about you"

Basically what it says on the tin. I don't really have any strong feelings on them to have fully formed opinions. At least w/ pizza pasta i did give him some characterization in my Uppercut to Übersetzung fic, but what we have for him in canon? its basically nothing ghgh. I do think you can have some fun w/ him tho, plenty to work with.

as for the others? ehhh idrc ab them soz. Masked Muscle has a funny lose quote, but his gimmick is rly gross. Heike is ok i guess but doesnt rly stand out to me. Rick n Nick r interchangeable to me. n thats everyo- oh wait yeah kid quick. hes just weird looking, like a pug.

"mike tyson and mr not mike tyson"

real man and not real man. what else is there to say?? I do really love what the fandoms done to mr dream tho, ive seen some cool concepts float around :3

but yeah. hes not a character i particularly think about.

[stormyoceans]

thamepo romance is so underdeveloped to meeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭 like there's nothing there, i mean i guess they are in love because the script says so but... why? lol WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MONICA NOW I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT JUNPO AND THAT ANSWER YOU GAVE ANON YESTERDAY AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAW ME EXHIBITING THE MOST INSUFFERABLE BEHAVIOR AND DISPLAYING PRETTY QUESTIONABLE TASTE AND SAID WELL YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE SHE DOES HAVE A POINT. TRULY LOVE THAT FOR ME

BUT ALSO LISTEN. IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF THEY INJECTED JUN'S CHARACTER AND JUNPO'S RELATIONSHIP WITH SO MUCH POTENTIAL. like im sorry but narrative wise there are so many interesting aspects that could be explored, so many delicious possibilities, so many angst filled years full of desperate yearning and suppressed desire

jun taking a step back because po likes thame and thame likes po and is gonna take care of him, so it's okay, this is for the best, jun never had any chance to begin with (jun always the second choice, always the side character, always the loser. thame had a better score than him as trainees, thame is the main vocalist of the group while jun is the sub, it makes sense that thame would get po too. he doesn't resent thame for it, it's just how life is. as the song goes: the winner takes it all, the loser's standing small, it's simple and it's plain, why should (he) complain?)

jun telling himself that what he feels for po is only a little unimportant crush and that if he nips it in the bud it's gonna go away quickly, except it never does. the more time po spend with the group the more jun falls for him and he can do nothing about it, he can only stand on the side being fatally in love with no end, no reprieve, his feelings unspoken, unacknowledged, eating him alive from the inside with how irrevocable and all consuming they are as he watches thame and po holding hands and hugging and kissing

jun going back to dating rumors after dating rumors, both with women and men, and some of them he does actually fuck, some of them are just the fans and the paparazzi blowing up any interaction he has with other people, but he still hopelessly clutches to each and every one of them in the desperate attempt to move on and show he's okay

and suddenly it's 10 years down the line and MARS decides to disband on their own terms (pepper and p'gam just had a child and he wants to be there for his daughter, everyone wishes to pursue some of their other passions), and then the impossible happens: thame and po break up. which doesn't matter, really, because jun can see how they still look and interact with each other and it's only a matter of time before they get back together and he's not about to make a fool out of himself

but then the dude who was supposed to direct jun's first big acting project after MARS disbanded decides to abandon them and the next thing he knows they bring po in as the new director. jun genuinely considers dropping out, has an argument with po about it too, bringing up the excuse of po still being inexperienced and a nobody in the industry and not wanting to attach his name to an unsuccessful project (because jun is an asshole anyway), but then po brings up jun being the one pushing him to be better all those years ago when they worked together over the MV for MARS' come back, and for once jun doesn't know what to say. he is also an incredibly weak man, and the movie IS a good opportunity even if jun's only playing the second romantic lead, and he is been lying and pretending and repressing for so long, how bad can a few more months be? so he shakes po's outstretched hand and says 'i'll be in your care then, khun director'

and as they work together they grow closer and closer and maybe there's a scene where jun has to kiss the lead actress and po doesn't understand why he feels annoyed by it. and i know it's cliche but eventually, when they finally confess to each other, po hits jun with 'i can't go back in time and make you my first choice, but you're the choice i want to keep making every single day from now on'

ANYWAY. I LOVE BEING DEEPLY NORMAL ABOUT SHIT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AND DRAG PEOPLE DOWN WITH ME ✌️

[lunarleonardo]

as soon as I saw the warning for arguing i knew this was gonna EAT. That may or may not be one of my weak spots and its like in half the things ive wrote LOL my fav parts were when shuichi was like did you rlly want me to die, would YOU hit me and all those QUEESSSTIOPPNNSSS AAAAABNYNSNSS oh my god you have no idea what your fics do to me /pos :3 also the way shuichi was talking reminded me if my dad which made me oh so sad - i dont mean this in a bad way my dad is very awesome guys I just so happen to be like kokichi and lash out at the wrong people:< but anyway. shuichi. said. i. love. you. to. KOKICHIIPH MY GOQKXNNDJ OH MYMDN that was so heartbreakinf because DAMNIT that moment was so....aaaaaAAAAJAJSJNS pls tell me you get what I mean I am unable to like put any of my thoughts into words OH and dont get me started on shuichi making kokichi his little fort bc that was SO sweet!!! And then they had a fight...whoopsie!! That was rlly sad because for some odd reason i feel extra guilty arguing with someone AFTER they did something for me and if that person just so happened to be SHUICHI (aka the biggest sweatheart ever) oh boy I would SHATTER. Their whole like dialouge was so good kokichi getting mad at everything even when HE brings it up and shuichi just being scared and confused oooohh i love them >_< and when kokichi said he got dressed up for tea parties i was like awh till I remmembered like wait no he was getting TORTURED. oh and getting punished for spilling it JESUS that one hurt ohh my sweet little angel we need to kill him. ALSO kokichis reaction to shuichis lil confession ooohh i could basically feel shuichis heart breaking now kokichi WHY would you do that :( /jk i know he has quite the problems right now but owie _(:‚‹」∠)_ anyways yeah. im just a huge huge fan of the whole arguing thing. and im also pissed at Tsumugi. your writing overall is a big comfort for me its so fun, creative and interesting and WUAAHAHSBS like where do you get these ideas :oo i love getting these little bed time stories once a week and being able to tell my friend all about it ive always been a huge fan of whump before i even knew what it was so finding actual GOOD whumo content of my 2 comfort characters gets me all xbhdjdjxjss yaaayyjyjy and sometimes I even see myself in some of these stories which has been helping me a lot so thank you for your writing o7 as a younger person I get told often that i dont have any problems so seeing stuff like this....♡♡♡ AAAAAAA not only that but its also kind of helped with my art- im not trying to be corny or anything but if someone were to scroll down my page almost all of my old art was just fully copied sprites/cgs like strand for strand i was NOT creative :< but when I read your fics for the first time i was like wowie i NEED to make something for this which kind of forced to me to try to come up with my OWN way of making faces, hair, etc...and I think its safe to say ive improved!! :> the first art ive submitted here was the kokichi angel one im pretty sure...? I dunno i really like the idea of it but looking at it you can pretty much see i was struggling trying to combine thjngs- i have a lot of WORSE works where ive tried doing something on my own but those will not see the light of day LOL but yeah might recreate that one bc I rlly like the idea:3 now I feel confident drawing my ocs and just doodljng around so...thank you :) again sorry if this comes of as kinda creepy- im really not trying to be i was just REALLY happy to discover basically what ive always wanted and I am now also more comfortable researching more about the topic and have read some rlly cool fics!! :3 anyways this is getting WAY longer than it was supposed to O_O but yeaaahhh thats all i have to say... i think LMAOO

Have a good night/day!! \(>○<)/

(　 Д )　ﾟ　ﾟ Holy Guacamole

I cannot formulate words !! To respond to this Because I have no idea how to respond to praise (´ﾟωﾟ｀) BUT THABK YOU!!!! hfhrhehgGEGDH AAAAAA<33

I loved reading whump before I knew what it was too. The problem was there was hardly ever any whump that was fit to my ... admittedly picky... tastes. And I figured, Well. Hey. I can't be the only one alone in this (ノ_･､) So!! Here we are!

(also, people of all ages can have problems! anyone can be struggling no matter how old they are!! don't let anyone tell you otherwise (´ﾟωﾟ｀))

:D I'm glad to hear art is going well for you too!!! I've been having art block . BAD. i've also just been busy (playing dandy's world) so all of my drawings look like this

Drawing takes lots of practice and patience with yourself, but the most important thing is to just have fun with it!! σ(≧ω≦*) Writing so much has definitely helped me improve too, especially with people encouraging me to keep doing it!! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ Keep drawing!! Keep doing what u love!! Get SILLY with it!!! And thank you again for the long message I really really do appreciate it <33💕💕

[baneonono]

watch house for the first time with me

okay everyone so I found out that teen titans is available to watch on prime and that promptly took over my brain so bear with me while I get back to having house in my schedule. once school starts again I’ll be watching more house(don’t ask me how that works). anyway we’re in season three and we’re loving it !!!

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Okay so now this entire cop plot is behind us right? We’re not doing put house in jail? We’re not making Cuddy girl boss her way through the legal system? We’re done? Please let us be done. I feel like we’re done but you never know. 

“Perjurer” “felon” awwww they have pet names for each other

House is legally insane /pos

This patient who was raped is actually more interesting than I thought she was going to be

House going to everyone for what to say to this girl is hilarious. Love Chase saying the same thing to her

She keeps talking about who we get stuck in a room with but she chose to put house in the room with her. 

Idk guys this episode is kinda fun. Yeah let’s yap about philosophy

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Chase analyzing the couple he and Cameron walked in on is hilarious

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This cuddy scene with the dude rejecting her is so weird. 

Literally whenever Wilson and house are on screen together I just start smiling

……let me get this straight. House, wants to take someone’s nerve and put it into his leg? I’m so lost. What?

Wilson when is house not sure 

Wilson is not annoying, take that back right now house

Did they un-cipa the cipa girl

I need more of house and Wilson gossiping. I need so much more. I love them so much. 

Also Wilson he could have his own food but then it wouldn’t be your food and the food being yours is what makes it good. 

House just taking over an OR is insane

What in the world is he pulling out of this girl. That’s so gross. Oh my god what. 

Chase🥰

Foreman house parallels. I love to see it

Cameron what. You’re insane. 

CHASE DO NOT SMILE AT HER WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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What in the world. Was that note from Chase? Girl what? Chase

House just wants to play piano with someone im like 99% sure. Relatable. Just two bros jamming

Chase you’re insane. You did not just ask Cameron to have sex with you in houses bed. What kind of sick delusions- 

Okay Cuddy just walking into Wilson’s office when she’s stressed about house and not saying anything is hilarious and reinforcing my head cannon that basically any doctor will just go to Wilson when they’re upset or stressed. 

Cameron referring to Wilson as “dr Wilson” made me laugh so hard. Babygirl what are you being so formal for. 

Wait. So house actually has cancer

Something is wrong with Chases hair this episode and I don’t know what it is. 

Cameron- Cameron I swear to God- stop it STOP IT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. I HATE THEM. WHAT IS GOING ON

The team refusing to work until they’ve fixed house is hilarious

Foreman about to confess his love for house. I’m pretty sure. 

Guys stop talking about house, you have a patient

CHASE HUGGING HOUSE, THE TRIPLETS LOVE HOUSE SO MUCH

I adore Cuddy actually

This father did not let them take out half of his son’s brain. That’s insane. You don’t do that. 

The triplets showing up the houses apartment is adorable. They’re so excited- my babies-

Wilson is so right, that’s hilarious

Wilson wants to go get pizza with House confirmed

The triplets hanging out outside of work is everything to me. I pray to God that house actually joined them

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HOUSE? WHY WERE YOU THERE

why do Wilson and house pee together like teenage girls

Cameron you’re insane, chase you are weak, can’t believe my babygirl is actually a man

NOT FOREMAN WALKING IN WHILE CAMERON AND CHASE ARENT THERE

This is crazy work

House are you good?

Chase you should not be in charge of the lying. 

Wilson my dearly beloved

I am not liking the chase/cameron stuff. 

Wilson just taking over houses team. 

House is insane

House is so insane

Half asleep Chase is so adorable

Okay I might like Cuddy and House. Maybe. Just a little. 

House walking in on Chase and Cameron is hilarious. Just had to make sure they knew he knows. I love him.

[qoldenskies]

I just finished binge reading your fanfiction and WOW. I have no words. (Actually I have a lot of words but I digress.)

First of all, objectively speaking, the writing is PHENOMENAL. I feel like this is just standard praise but I truly do mean it when I say that it’s GOOD. Like—good-good. There’s a nice use of evocative language and a blend of “complex” (rather I’d argue descriptive) verbs and adjectives, and also, the speaker tags are AMAZING. I personally struggle with using the “said” speaker tag too much and I notice many fic authors do too so it’s not a major grievance of mines (if any grievance,) but when it came to reading caged lungs the speaker tags were always new and very very (that’s two verys,) contextually sound. Like you did your research. I was on call with a friend praising your work and it really truly does stand strong after finishing the whole thing (as to date. you know?) . Not sure if this was intentional but I did notice the speaker tag “crowed” show up a lot, and it’s really ironic considering the motifs of being a bird in a cage, (I LOVED the analogies by the way, about how a caged bird was better than a dead bird and -oh my gosh!!! It’s just SO good!!!!!) and crows are..well…….birds. Also find it nice that you use CROWED out of all of them in the context of things—yes, I do know why—to make a comparison to a crows cawing and their vocal inflection HOWEVER, crows, as the animal, are clever and smart but social animals. They’re very quick witted and remember when they’ve been wronged. They’ll let their crow buddies know and it’s just a whole thing. I just really liked that detail even if it was completely unintentional. Also the tonal shift really hit me in the SHIN here. Going from Leo saying “peedrunner.” With no hesitation to —the absolutely heinous stuff (/pos) that I read is so JARRING but it works well in your favor. Speaking of jarring!!! REPETITION! You used repetition so masterfully in your work it was making me ANXIOUS to read it. It’s so. Tastefully done. Well done. I love this.

That’s in terms of writing though, in terms of the STORY!??? AWESOME AS WELL. Holy shit. You really just boiled Donnie down right to his bare characteristics, his weaknesses, it was . CRAZY.(in a good way.) the juxtaposition of everything with Donnie v. Which town and this whole fic is. So good. Good feels like such a redundant word to use. Spectacular? Stupendous? Prodigious? Savant-esque? You get the gist.

This is also a more personal reason why I like this, but autism is depicted so so so well in this. Idk if you’re autistic YOURSELF and it would honestly make so much sense but either way—thank.you. This is such an amazing depiction of how debilitating autism can be and it really spoke with my own experiences. 10/10 fic. I only have minor criticisms but otherwise this is beautiful. You are an insanely talented author and I can tell you put in the EFFORT to perfect your craft and it is worth it. I was up till 4 am reading it and it was well worth it.

AWHHHH THANK YOU!!!! some repeating words/phrases are intentional and others arent, im just an amateur writer and i notice stuff like that happening accidentally, but i will accept happy accidents!!! o7 i love when people read into my work and talk about the metaphors/symbolism mwah mwah mwah (i also do love that line about how caged birds still sing and dead ones dont...... oooh that says so much about how donnie operates in CL imo)

and ive mentioned it before but *TO MY KNOWLEDGE* i'm not autistic!! i have a brother that is (who is very similar to donnie actually) and i have a lot of overlapping behavior as someone with adhd, so i put a lot of personal experience into the way that i write neurodivergence (particularly in the fear of being too sensitive, or being unable to take jokes, since i grew up with a lot of that kind of bs leveraged at me) and made sure to be tactical when i wrote things i dont personally experience. its really good to hear it resonated, im glad!!! ^w^

this is such a nice ask thank you so much!!!!! was an absolute joy to wake up to haha

[walnutcookie]

May. May I ask about ur headcanons for xylotial nova cookie or however u spell faer name. Heh.

CRACKS KNUCKLES . MORE OF THEM HERE WE GOOO i dont know if im repeating myself or not because im too lazy to check my last hc post so sorry if ive already shared these !!

- water is like alcohol to him/other xylitols. it makes him drunk GXHNFKFJ they dont need to drink water to survive but they do have it as a Fun drink sometimes which is why astronaut was still able to stay hydrated (they were very confused when she drank tons of water and was Just fine)

- xylitols also require light to live!!!!! when in darkness they have a faint glow (think glow in the dark toys. not very bright but still There) :] when they are without light for too long they become very sick, weak and drowsy and lose their glow. this is why planet xylitol is so brightly lit!! they NEVER have their lamps off so its always super bright (yes astronaut struggled to sleep)

- relating to above, xylitol nova glows just a little bit brighter than other xylitols + features like his eyes, wings, and the lines on his face glow!!

- also relating to above he is NOT used to being in the dark so when he went to earthbread and experienced an actual day/night cycle he was TERRIFIED he could not see anything </3 peepaw is like a moth if its dark and theres a little bit of light he will cling to it

- despite being a technological genius hes so advanced that earthbread technology is confusing to him. how do you turn on the computer?? do you not turn it on with your mind??? /silly He has to be taught how to use a lot of more Basic technology. especially things like light switches and sinks since [gestures to above] they dont really exist

- xylitols body temperatures are naturally very cold :] i dont rlly have a specific temp but theyre a lot colder than earthbread cookies so the planet is very cold! its constantly kept in regulation so the whole planet is kept at the perfect, cool temp. which not only benefits the xylitols but their tech too since its not at risk of overheating 👍 they also dont have anything such as blankets and fans since. why would you want to be any hotter or cooler? the planet is kept at a perfect temp all the time!! (poor astronaut.)

- relating to above AGAIN XN was not having fun his first time on earthbread. So warm in certain places and during certain seasons </3 both him and his cybernetic parts were overheating since he never had any reason to install cooling fans or any sort of temperature regulation. get this old man in a freezer NOW!!!!

OKAY THATS ALL ILL DO FOR NOW SINCE THIS IS GETTING KIND OF LOGN GZHDBFKFH I HAVE SO MANY MORE HEADCANONS ABOUT THIS GUY. HES SO SO SILLY I LOVE HIM. THANK YOUS O MUCH FOR THIS ASK /GEN AUAUUSHGHFHFJDHSKJFF

also i see in your ask you called xylitol faer if thats a pronoun headcanon thats so real /pos