#im top tired for this shit

[literarylabyinth]

Oh for fuck sake I have school

I am literally oversleeping EVERY DAY. BO matter what I’m always tired lol

Help me 😶

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[hakusins]

cw // cursing

whitney comfort event because im having feelings

[unlawfulchaos]

Mav: You know my motto. Carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Ice: Seize the day, seize the night... What's the last one?

Goose, sighing: Seize the dick.

[serenedash]

leans into microphone.

I don't listen to people that haven't played a new Kingdom Hearts game since 2006. Yes yes kh2 we all love it yes kh2fm is amazing yeah yeah we've all see kh2. Play more kh games, that is literally game number 3 in a series that's like 15 games ongoing. "It's confusing" it's just long as fuck so its a lot of information to take in and that's okay. People literally take so much time and care to explain the series and lore to people who are lost. Like just say you enjoy kh2's gameplay and move on, if you really cared about the series AS A SERIES you'd be paying attention to it as a whole. "Dream drop distance what a stupid title!!!" that is the LEAST stupid thing that has happened in this series. "It's on too many consoles" watch a cutscene movie. Read a wiki page! I own a Playstation TWO!!!!!!!!!! like I have nothing more recent other than my switch. Do you think I've played every game lmao??

Anyway stan kh mobile games I don't care if you don't like them its not a hot take by any stretch of the imagination to not like them. You should read my khux/dr plot summary actually <3

[basilsbestpainting]

NOPE I'm going to bitch about the Dorian gray adaptation some more because I'm livid

I read the deadline article on it and 3 main things pissed me the fuck off

1) Brothers??? BROTHERS??? BETWEEN THE MAIN HOMOEROTIC CAST

2) the freaking synopsis was WRONG. Like completely.

3) Nobody involved in this, from the writers to the people talking about it, know jack shit about this book I am utterly insane about.

Like, if you're going to adapt something. Put the bare minimum effort in reading the source material. I cannot believe that in the year of our lord 2024 Oscar Wilde's work is suffering a parallel of censoring it got originally!

We should be getting an Interview with The Vampire level homoerotic The Picture of Dorian Gray at this point! Not the exact opposite!

I think I have worked my rage out enough to go to bed. Good night, and may this be canceled by the end of business this Friday.

[cosmiccyndaquil]

me when objects vs me when humans except not even necessarily in an objectum way? more in a "my brain does not do the caring thing about other humans very much at all but if someone breaks an object even just in a movie i will (have to actively try not to) Sob Violently" kind of way yk

[thebigqueer]

literally having the worst day ever and i cant ever be happy (has only experienced minor inconveniences today but they keep adding up)

[nukacourier]

chidi from the good place 🤝 maximus from the fallout show

hardly getting acknowledgement from fans as the (white woman) main characters' canon love interest for some reason (we all know why)

[littlest-bugz]

Does anyone else go thru phases where you don’t want to talk to anyone?

Like,,, I love you so much, but I just need to RECOUP. I need my alone time so I don’t have another breakdown.

[girl-bateman]

am I overreacting yes or no QUICKLY

[microwave-core]

that time of year again

[space-coupe]

alpine is the same joke of a team they were as renault just with a prettier coat of paint. literally one of the most well-funded teams pre cost-cap, paid tens of millions for their former WDC winner to return + snagged a then top driver in ricciardo and didn't learn a single lesson. they can't keep top management for more than a couple years maximum, they still can't build reliable engines even without customer teams as a drain, their pit stops are consistently middling at best. they hedge all their bets on a "next year" that they've been building up to since what... 2018? their personnel management is so shit that they can't even get a long time driver for their team to follow team orders and their factories try not to interact because they talk shit about each other. literally what the fuck are we doing. if your french team funded by french taxpayers can't be buoyed into getting their shit together by having two young french drivers idk what to tell you.

[uygfiug]

Just checking in. Howya doin

hi :) im doing okay :) im very very tired, bc im going out a lot this summer, but im having lots of fun :DD ive discovered probably my favourite spot to just sit, but its a whole train ride away :( and i dyed my hair!! made crepes today also :) my appointment to finally get on a waiting list for an autism diagnosis is in 2 weeks, so im very nervous about that, but also !!!! finally!!!!

how are you doing? fun summer so far?

[immamapletreekid]

ok movie thoughts time

[cassynite]

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