#im talking about c!philza mostly

[screechingsandwichhologram]

do i change up and sometimes completely butcher characterizations for some characters so it fits my stories better? yes. but do i also understand the character themself and actually know their motivations and struggles and flaws and all that shit? yes.

[the-blaze-empress]

galacticlance -> the-blaze-empress

Hello and welcome! this is my blog!!

I am Teg or Milo, and mostly I write fics! I also cosplay, and very occasionally do art! and i regularly go insane about my interests

they/crow/he, adult, philza notice x1

said interests can vary, but mostly what you'll find is some combination of the following: - emerald duo - philza - tears of the kingdom - hermitcraft - pissa

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#deaths malewife - philza #hardcoreza - hc!phil and such related things #queerza - q!phil #tha scrunkle <3 - c!phil #oh! phil! - o!phil

#giant woman - kristin #biggy piggy - technoblade #my favourite war criminals - emerald duo

#toob - tubbo #enderboyo - c!ranboo #boy repellent - cc!ranboo #c!beeduo in gay love - beeduo (sometimes michael)

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#if i had to see this then so do you - things i totally think you should see /lh

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[arv1d]

Hello!

My name is Arvydas Blackbird, but people tend to just call me Arvid. I also go by Phil, or Philza!

I use he/him pronouns, but any crow themed neopronouns are neat too.

I am a fictive of c!philza, q!philza, and cc!philza. Im also an abuser introject. Im the Endlantis System’s main caretaker, and I’ve been active for about 3 years! My “birthday” is May 15, 2021!

I love minecraft, craft videos, tea, cooking, witchcraft, reading, writing, and biology. Recently, my system has been a bit more self-sufficient, so I’ve been fronting more to indulge in my interests rather than to take care of others!

Tags + Byf under the cut!

I’ll mostly be blogging about my experiences living in a system and being an introject here, as well as weighing in on system community topics. I’m not very familiar with the tagging system on tumblr, but I’ll try my best to tag anything triggering with #tw-topic .

Also, feel free to ask me any questions or dm me whenever!

Here are some tags I’ll try and use!

— #crow-rambles

— #crow-vents

— #crow-syscourses

— #crows-diary

I don’t quite have a DNI, or really understand how they’re supposed to work. I doubt that most people would check my DNI before interacting, so here are just some “BYF” things about me:

— I am pro endogenic systems.

— I am pro complex labels.

— Overall, I have a very “If you are not actively hurting other people, that is fine with me” attitude!

— I am completely fine being friends with people who disagree with me! Discussion is to see other’s viewpoints!

— I am completely fine and welcome talking to sourcemates!

It’s nice to meet you all! ^-^

[hahafunnyblockgame]

Writing this down to remember it when I wake up but: albatross philza

[ghostlysenses]

Hi there, i just found your blog and i love your writing, so i wanted to request something.

Since i saw that you mostly write angst im giving a choice of which one you want to do.

Either an angst shot for Dream, the reader is a bird Hybrid and is really close with the Dream team, especially Dream, and C!Dream being the asshole that he is decided that he wanted to make sure the reader never left so he clipped their Wings, but he clipped them so far that the feather's never grew back correctly so they lost the ability to fly completely.

Or a comfort shot for Phil, it's still the same gist just that he comforts the reader after they lost the ability to fly.

Thank you!

Alright here we go! oh btw I made philza like a father figure in this if thats okay!

Tw: Blood, gory descriptions, crying

You and the dream team are very close

especially dream!

you’ve known him for a long time!

you fought with him in the war

you helped him and his friends in battle

you were very close!

~~~~~

Flashback!

You and the dream team were all at the beach playing chicken

you on Sapnap shoulders

and Dream on Georges

you and dream where trash talking as the other two heard your weird roasts

“your hair looks like hoodie stings!”

“okay dish water at least I wash my hoodie string hair!”

after the game of chicken, that you won by the way, you all settled on a hill to watch the stars

—————————————————————

But dream started becoming more power hungry

he wanted power over everyone

he took valuables

pets

the discs

etc

he even made sure he wasn’t attached to anything.

One day you were with Sapnap and George

talking about anything and everything really

Ghostbur

pogtopia

the election

then dreams name popped up

“Dream has been kinda power hungry lately” said George in a sad tone

“He said he didn’t care about anything but the discs! can you believe that!” Sapnap was pissed when he said that, kicking a rock away from his feet

“I dont get it… what happened to him”

You were so confused

Dream used to be so nice…

now he’s just

rude

ruthless

hungry for blood

it scared you

it scared everyone…

You checked your watch and waved goodbye as you had to go home

as you were walking home in the snowy tundra

you heard footsteps behind you and you saw dream

he looked terrfying

the mask scared you

his hair all ruffled up

your breath caught in your throat

“dr-dream?”

“I came here for something Y/n… do you know what it is..?”

“no… dream you’re scaring me”

he took a step closer

“scaring you?” he laughs

“im SCARING you?” he laughs more

“whats there to be afraid of n/n ?”

you took a step back as he started walking to you, once he was a good 3 feet away you started running

and he chased after you

like a predator hunting prey

or a game of cat and mouse

you prayed that you would make it home before he got to you

and just as you saw the house in sight

and arrow hit you in the leg

his arrow

god…

the house was so far away but so close too

you fell to the ground

you grabbed your leg in pain

then looked up to see him standing over you

“You should’ve just stayed still”

You started crying

he moved behind you and thats when you were confused

well

until he took his sword and started cutting off your wings

you screamed in pain

you could hear the bone crushing under the blade

he cut so deep that there wasn’t any stump (like a tree stump, you get what i mean)

it was so bloody

you could feel all the blood running down your back

it felt like hell

and once he had your wings he didn’t even help you..

he left you there

to die in the cold

but you persisted

you got up

arrow still in leg and blood dripping down your back

and the pain

that begged you so much to just lay in the snow and go to sleep

grew

with each step your back hurt more

your leg almost giving out more and more with each step

your crying was nonstop

and you could only hope that this is just a dream

that your best friend didn’t just cut off your wings, that he didn’t just leave you to die in the snow, and that he wasn’t such a jerk

once you got to the house you knocked on the door

when philza opened it he was horrified

you looked at him and then passed out

He caught you and brought you in immediately

he grabbed healing potions and golden apples

he put the healing potion on your wounds

and when you woke up he handed you a golden apple

you cried

you cried so much

and after about a month

when your wings finally grew back

you were so happy

when you walked out the house you lifted yourself in the air

it was for a second only though

then

you fell

you kept trying

and trying

but nothing worked

Phil was watching and he felt horrible

you knelt down in the snow and slammed your fist down

“its not fair!”

Phil rushed out and brought you into his embrace

“its not fair…why.. why did this happen”

“I dont know mate..”

later that night Philza promised himself that if he ever saw dream again

its

on

sight.

[kuackity]

Other anon I love ur takes sm omg and you too kauckity! Aaaaa

Now now, imagine karmaland members meeting dsmp members. Luzu would prolly feel the need to take the younger ones of the server (Tommy, tubbo, ranboo, purpled) because HOLY CRAP they have been through a lot and need a good parental figure.

Kamaland members hearing some of the stories the others tell about the dsmp would either have them flabbergasted or outright enraged (specifically at C! Dream) and probably concerned for everyone's mental health. But overall I think it would be pretty wild. K! Quackity would just be pointing at Las Nevadas while bragging to vegetta that his other self made this which would cause them to have a playful back and fourth banter.

Also the fact there's extremely gigantic beings of the dsmp server (foolish who is 23 ft. And Bbh who is a long tall demon) would intimidate the K!members but once they got to know them would be reassured that these tall guys are actually gentle giants.

Im a big fan of crossovers ngl -brainrot anon.

Hello my lovely brainrot anon! I love this back and forth thing we keep doing, is perfect for brainrot so your name is on point. I will start making this a read more cause I need the space to ramble.

Can you believe that Luzu is older than Philza? Irl? Luzu is 36 and Philza 34, all except one of the Karmaland crew are closer to Philza's age than Quackity's. That's a fact you have learned today.

I think in a character aspect, he won't straight up adopt them but he would be there? I think they would find all someone to tail eventually like k!Rubius with c!tommy, maybe c!tommy now will be scared of making pranks to k!Vegetta but once he founds that the most that him would do to k!rubius is calling him "Tontito" (that means dumbass) he will relax, and last season k!Rubius was a priest! So maybe church prime time ?

With c!tubbo thats a tough choice (I am not deep in lore) so maybe k!Vegetta? He is the one who knows more about the mods and how things works on Karmaland and I think he would like to learn. And he will join with the bombs with k!Rubius and k!Tommy thats for sure, maybe k!Vegetta would break the rules a little and let c!tubbo have massive explosives.

I think k!Luzu and c!Ranboo would be good to spend time together cause k!Luzu has this way with people to just vibe so ghostboo can follow him everywhere. And maybe with k!Vegetta they can find a way of reviving him, and maybe then he can meet k!Lolito that last season had memory loss and something like a second personality appear (enderwalking? Similar? Idk) so bonding over loss of your true self and memories, yay!

c!Purpled I am not big either in the lore or watching him as a cc's, so maybe Alexby (a space fan that is so funny) will be good with him since he had an UFO? I am not sure since I don't know properly lol. And k!Alexby was the one who didn't have like a secret indentity like most? So he would like the honesty of this man after all.

The dream situation, hmm, if the karmaland crew go there I think most will be curious about this big jail, but I don't think c!dream will show up in conversation umpromted with the dsmp members; and I don't think the Karmaland people will understand the situation or go hunting c!dream cause k!Vegetta would be like No rash decisions that can alter the world and such, that is mostly my take. They are heroes of course but this is not their world to protect or judge.

And regarding mental health did you know that last season there was a cc that played the rol of a psychologist? I think some people got better with him, so for therapy maybe the karmaland crew give them a call back. ( I miss auron just a tiny bit, chau)

I think k!Quackity and k!Vegetta will indeed get in a silly banter over Las Nevadas, but k!Vegetta will without a doubt talk with c!Foolish over the buildings later.

And about the size difference I forget sometimes about the knowledge of Karmaland 4 forgive me, but they have many events and mostly they fight some bizzarre things and BIG mobs, and I think most that being intimidated they will instantly be on fight mode out of sheer reflexes, look at this thing.

You can't tell me they won't go fight, they are heroes after all. They aren't intimidated easily, their world is far dangerous that dream smp in mobs, and they have to protect it so the have to be strong for whatever missions appear.

Afterwards they will indeed apologize and maybe Vegetta and Bad can bond over not being fans of swears. Vegetta swears a little but mostly he has lame insults like dumbass calling people kids and saying All of you are grown men but still act like chILDREN

[saturnsstufff]

If your requests are open, could you maybe do a C!Techno x Reader? Like, the Butcher Army is there for Techno and Phil wasn't able to give him a\such an early head's up so he's not really prepared, and Quackity has the reader hostage when they show, cause maybe they were outside doing something... You don't have to, of course! -Sugar Anon (may I claim this Anon?)

Ooh! Most definitely! And of course you can claim it your my first anon!🖤

Warnings: Blood, swearing

Techno was a pretty well known man, lets face it. Maybe not in the way you hoped, and in this instance you mean he was wanted.

But you were not awhere of that because you lived with him out in the chilly Tundra. Phil would usally bring you two the new updates and anything you should be aware of. So when he didnt show for his morning tea you were a but skeptical to say the least. But techno had casually shrugged his shoulders, waving it off that he had gotten busy. This was true. Phil was a awfully busy man, he never seemed to stop moving, building, or exploring. So you joined techno on his assumption.

Techno was casually brewing potions that afternoon. Not a uncommon occurance to say the least. You had grown accustomed to seeing the towering man working over his bottles. His large but gentle hands gracefully, and carefully manuvering the glasses to where he pleased.

"Techno love? Im going to go trade these books nearby ok?" You mentioned as you took your cloak. Slipping it on so you could contain your warm. Techno hummed in agreement. Since you were so far from L'amanburg he didn't really mind you walking freely to the nearby village. He actually viewed your common trips as a large help.

"I have seven emeralds in that chest over there, could you see if any of them are willing to trade for a mending book?" He asked well he looked up to you. His reading glasses resting on his nose. You smiled brightly and nodded.

"Of course!" Anything you could do to help you were down to do. L'amanburg wasn't aware Techno had a lover, mostly because Techno didn't want you getting pulled into his rather volient affairs. He viewed them as his battles. Not battles that you had to fight.

Well collecting the gems into your basket he spoke up again, his hand coming to the small of your back. "Take Carl ok? I can't have my princess walking like the peasants do" he said bemused. Pressing a gentle but loving kiss to your forhead.

You leaned into him, enjoying the physical affection he gave you. Techno wasn't one to voice his love Rather, instead he would gift you, or make physical actions twords showing you how much he cared.

You walked out and hopped onto Carl the sturdy, and loyal steed waiting for the new adventure he would be taking. Edging your heels into him you began to head for the forest.

After a while of riding through the woods you began to grow weary. You felt like you were being watched. You were not a Hybrid like Techno so you couldnt smell or hear any abnormalities. But you just knew somthing was off. It was a harsh mental debate on whether to turn around or continue. Ultimately you decided it was best to just turn around. For how on edge you were you figured that telling Techno, and him laughing at you was better than lingering outside anymore.

You pulled the reigins, signaling for Carl to turn, however when you did, someone had jumped onto Carl behind you. Grabbing you tightly to prevent your flailing. You couldnt help the blood curdling scream you let out before your mouth was covered by a hand. You were panicking. You couldnt see your attacker but very well felt them behind you.

"Im gonna make you a deal. Your going to take us back to that nice cottage of yours, or I'll paint your blood all over the snow" the voice sneered next to your ear. "Im going to remove my hand. If you so as utter a word I wont hesatate to get rid of you. Am I clear?" The voice was slow, but threatening. They meant what they said. You could only nod slowly as he removed his hand from your mouth. "In case you get a wild burst of courage... I'll just leave this here" he had taken his sword out. Lingering it by your neck. You didn't know what else to do, so you just took the reigins and slwoly started back home.

When you got to Technoblade's Cottage you were forced off of Carl, the snow did little in softening your fall. You looked up praying thag techno herd some commotion.

"Technoblade get your ass out here!" The man Yelled, you looked up to him. He had black hair poking out from his beanie. Underneath his armor was a bloody a apron. All, in all, not someone you wanted to be around.

When the door opened you called out for Techno. Trying to make a run for him. But instead you were only grabbed by your ankle and dragged back to the raven haired man. The sword he held finding it's way to your neck.

"Let her go Quackity." Techno's eyes were narrowed and calculated. He wasn't pleased by any means for how Quackity was manhandling you.

"You think I'm going to listen to you? Your fucking delusional. Heres whats going to happen Techno. Your going to come with us. Or I'll kill her and give your front lawn a nice new red decoration." You whimpered. All you wanted was Techno. You wanted to be in his arms, you didn't like how This 'Quackity' man was talking or handling you.

"Your going to let her go first." Techno stepped closer. His hand drawing his blade. You could see Techno's breathing. He was angry, and so were the voices.

"I wouldn't step any closer." The blade pressed in more. Your hand coming up to try and push the blade away. "Your going to drop your blade and walk up to fundy to get handcuffed. Then I'll let her go." You watched as Techno weighed his options. In the end he did drop his blade. He valued your life above everything. Once his hands were tied securely, you were let free. The first thing you did was run to techno. Hugging onto him for dear life.

"(Y/n) listen to me. Your going to go into the house and wait for Philza. Ok?" You looked up at him with pain in your eyes, shaking your head.

"No! Im not letting you go alone!" You started to tear. You didnt know where they were taking him. But you knew it wasn't good.

"(Y/n) I said go in the house. I will be fine.." He manuvered his head to wrap around yours since his arms couldn't. "I don't want you involved ok?..." his tone was gentle, trying to ease your haywire nerves.

"Techno please let me come.." Your eyes begged, but he didnt budge. Quackity only took and shoved Techno further.

"Wait in the House!" Was the final thing he said as he was forced over the Hill.

Waiting for his return had you beyond restless. You could only look from the clock back to the fire. The raging 'What if's running through your brain. It was extremely late before techno had returned back home.

When he opened the door you rushed over to him. Almost tripping over your own feet. To feel him in your arms was the one thing you needed to calm your nerves. You gripped onto him for dear life. His arms gently wrapped around you. Rubbing a ligjt circle into your back.

"Thank god your home" you said. Your face buried into his chest. The lingering sent of dynamite and the iron smell of blood on his clothes. "I was so worried about you..." you felt his hand move to the underside of your thighs. Lifting you up into his arms so he could move inside.

"Come now princess... You didnt really think I would let anything happen to myself, now would you?" He mused. His eyes soft as he looked up into yours.

"I.. I mean" You looked down at him, the bit of worry still remaining. He sat down on his sofa. Leaning back into it as he looked up at you.

"Baby girl, you know Technoblade never dies" He said cocking a eyebrow up as his face went smug. You only smiled a little at that. Moving to rest your head in his neck.

"I still worried..." you said gently. Relaxing into his chest. Glad to see him home safely.

"I know princess... I know" He knew he would have to tell you about the execution. But for now he knew you were distraught. He may have been poor at comforting, but he knew right now the best thing was for you to just lay in his arms at peace. Let you try and forget what Quackity had probably etched into your memory for months to come. Because Quackity was only the start now. Now everyone knew, Techno had someone he truly loved.

[businessbois]

“you’re the most orphan child i’ve ever met” an attempt at analysis of c!phil and c!tommy’s relationship

this is entirely an analysis of c!phil and c!tommy’s relationship. im not gonna be talking about morals or terrorism or really even wilbur or fundy because those are whole other points. just these two and the convoluted abyss of “canon”

title quote from technoblade here

manburg war- november 16th

doomsday- january 6th

butchers army day- december 16th

i mean phil’s first day, the manburg war, itself implies a lot of history and relationships with these characters. tommy shouts “philza minecraft” in joy and recognition when he sees him. phil says these two lines that confuse the hell out of me. “whatever tommy and tubbo do, i’ll follow them” and “i gotta take care of my kids.” again, “my kids” doesn’t have to mean biologically, he can just be a father figure, see them as his kids, but i suppose we retcon these? because of the relationship they imply that doesn’t really line up? “i’ll follow them” is a statement of devotion, loyalty. i’m not saying his goals couldn’t have changed from these, i’m saying that in order to have this goal of “following tommy and tubbo through whatever” in the first place, he’d have to really love and care about these kids. that doesn’t line up with how people are claiming he doesn’t know them or owe them anything. im okay with retconning these because this was when i think cc!phil still believed the family dynamic was canon.

but the thing about decanonizing something big like that, is that, okay, maybe we can get rid of the conversations and lines, but then we have physical things like friendship emeralds and tommy slippers. he visits tommy in exile and gifts him these things. a friendship emerald isn’t something you give to a random kid, it’s something gifted to ghostbur—his son—and techno—his best friend. i guess you could say he was just being nice to this strange kid? but then like, he could’ve stopped at the slippers? why the emerald? the emerald is a Big Thing, no? and we can’t decanonize or retcon, like, all of phil and tommy’s interactions, especially something with physical items involved because that’s beyond spoken lines and can’t be dismissed as easily. but then it also leaves us with this utterly confusing narrative. there’s the line from the butcher army day, “carls okay. technos okay. tommys okay. thats all i wanted to know.” do we decanonize that too?? it’s a statement of deep care “that’s all i wanted to know” and he includes tommy in it. (tommyinnit haha) with interactions and lines like this, you can’t just say “they’re not biologically related, so they don’t know each other and phil doesn’t have to care about this kid.” because he did at some point. a lot. and these lines prove it. you can’t decanonize every moment like this. (i mean, i guess you can, i cant stop you) not when tommy and phil’s interactions are littered with it. not when tommy keeps a friendship emerald in his special chest right next to phukkit (a prized gift from tubbo) to this day. 

moving on to tommy.

cc!tommy is very smart and very good at what he does. he’s studying film in college, he got a 9 on his english gcse, he’s got every cc he’s come into contact with singing about how clever he is. he makes character choices deliberately. i don’t wanna write off too much of this as him just doing bits and faffing around because tommy’s literally always in character. i am down to decanonize the supposed mishap of shouting phil’s name when getting locked in prison, though honestly, it doesn’t necessarily seem like an out of character action for tommy who has a history of calling for phil when he feels upset. see: “where’s dadza?” (this instance is strange too because “dadza” is a strange slip up to make. it feels purposeful. i don’t think cc!tommyinnit calls his friend “dadza” outside of roleplay. and honestly the whole delivery and head shaking is very much in-a-character) and @/my-stupid-fandoms said some smart stuff about it here. but anyways, sorry, i’ll take what’s surely canon. in the manburg war we have “AND PHIL’S HERE,” incredibly excited from him and tubbo. familiarity. they know him. look up to him. we have the heartbroken "philza minecraft?"s from doomsday, indications that he trusted phil and feels hurt and betrayed. then, we have some lines that are very interesting coming from Big Man “i raised myself” TommyInnit which are as follows “I want to go ‘Philza Minecraft, I built that hotel.’ Even though it’s a lie, it will feel true.” “And then I get to go ‘Philza Minecraft, I made this house, I made this house. Are you impressed?’ And he’ll go ‘Yes.’ And then he’ll pat me on the back and then he’ll teach me how to ride a bike.” “TELL PHILZA” “AREN’T YOU PROUD?” tommy loves phil. wants phil to be impressed with him. wants phil to be proud of him. during his encounter with the egg, he says “it didn’t hurt any of the other boys. it didn’t hurt phil.” he wants phil to be safe. cares about his well being even if this is not reciprocated by phil. he follows his “it didn’t hurt techno” with an “not that i care about techno” but there is no such denial for philza. and now, immediately after being dead and pieced back together, tommy asks after five of his friends. phil is third after tubbo and jack who are tommy’s Boys™. phil is also called for the most, four times to tubbo’s three and everyone else’s one. it does seem like everyone got the memo about phil not being tommys father except tommy. 

there’s a theory around that like, wilbur found tommy and brought him home and so tommy grows up looking up to phil but phil doesn’t reciprocate. this gets to keep the kind of found family on tommy’s end but maintains the “loosely connected strangers” thing for phil. i think maybe this holds more credence than anything else, but also, “loosely connected strangers” just doesn’t add up with the stuff i’ve mentioned before: friendship emeralds, “tommys okay,” there had to be some reciprocity to their familial-ish (or at least caring) relationship. he visited him in exile. he gave him the emerald. he said all those lines. there was a relationship there. of care. of trust. where tommy saw him as someone to look up to, to protect him. at any rate, i like the theory and since we simply have No Backstory for canon sbi at all, it works just fine even if it still just doesn’t fit.

closing

honestly i don’t know what this is. this is all the evidence, all the information i have. there’s no way they were strangers. tommy obviously definitively looks up to and cares about phil. this was reciprocated to some degree beyond “i kind of know you.” i’m a big defender of c!tommyinnit and that surely comes across here. i mostly just did this to get everything i have about c!phil and c!tommy’s out and to figure out what i actually make of it and all the confusion about it. this is here and the clips are linked, draw your own conclusions that are smarter and more concise than mine.

[lilyfreshwater]

As the resident dnb shipper I wanna say I don't know what that anon is referring to with "No mention at all of Tommy in dnb content" because it's just not really true he's for sure not like a main character in most people's fics but the number one most favorite fic with dnb it's literally about them + hanging out with Tommy all the time

Him not being mentioned very often it's because dnb is most often about the lore characters on the dsmp and neither c!Techno nor c!Dream have a very good relationship with c!Tommy

Nonetheless in AUs he does get mentioned a little yet again the main focus of dnb is techno and dream so he's not going to be really focused on a 100% at all times but nobody is trying to write him out of the story

One thing I will give tho it's that because dnb is so lore related and most of the shippers tend to be c!Dream apologist sometimes in fics that are in universe c!Tommy doesn't get mentioned at all because a lot of c!Dream apologists aren't very big c!Tommy fans but that really only has to do with finding the character annoying not of blaming him for c!Dream's actions or disliking cc!Tommy

So yeah the answer pretty much is that Tommy's character isn't very involved currently with Dream's or Techno's character so bringing him up in dnb situations has to be more planed by the person unlike characters like c!Philza c!Wilbur or c!Sam who tend to just be there not really out of any dislike to cc!Tommy himself or any really deep hatred to c!Tommy beyond annoyance with how the fandom treats him that the mostly c!Dream apologist fans who ship it experience

i'll just leave this here for the other anon who was talking about dnb cause im not super invested in either of them and have nothing to say

[rozugold]

Hi! You know the crane wives right? You did at least two animatics for songs of theirs I believe? I need to share this opinion with you because I have no one else on earth that I know also knows the crane wives and dsmp:

Once and For All is just about doomsday

The first verse is tommy making his choice to go back to tubbo, and the lyric “after the great fall” is totally just when Wilbur blew up (l’)Manburg.

The three “once and for all”s are Philza, Dream, and Technoblade doing doomsday together

The second verse is technoblade being angry about being betrayed and used.

Same thing for the “once and for all” bit

Third verse is ghostbur being upset about all his work being overlooked and destroyed

Same thing for the “once and for all” bit

The last verse is techno mostly, but it applies to Philza and Dream too, talking about how this certainly isn’t the first time they’ve tried destroying L’Manburg, and they have doubts on it being the last.

Now the “once and for all” bit is everyone who lived in New L’Manburg grieving their country, and knowing that they don’t have the strength to rebuild it again.

Im sorry this is long and kind of unprompted but I’ve been thinking about this for months and I want to know what you think (also I’m referring to the characters I just forgot to put c! Infront of their names)

YOOOO this is a really neat idea!!

[luminarytex]

FUCK YOU HERES MY GLATTBUR LORE/HC

glattbur has schlatts ram traits (ears, tail, horns, and hooved hands), as well as his curly hair and freckles/birthmarks/moles

for wilbur, they have most of his features, like his face (eyes, nose, and mouth) as well as hair (the length n part) as well as clothes

glattbur has a combination of both of their voices (think of malachite from steven universe)

theyre 6’4 and mostly float around (schlatt prefers walking so thats how you know whos in control body wise)

they talk to themselves* a lot when theyre alone*

* to each other

* with each other

philza n gang are workin on fixing their mistake but overtime glattbur just got used to being together that being apart would feel weird and lonely

(c!philza wouldnt care about their opinion tho he wants his son back)

it wouldnt be glattbur if wil wasnt there

theres ghostbur and alivebur, both sharing the same body (NOT mexican dream)

the two figures ghostbur saw was schlatt and alivebur*

so wilbur is also sharing a body with alivebur and this dude is a fuckin dick

*assuming that alivebur and ghostbur are seperate characters

schlatt and glatt are the same person since they both just break the fourthwall with no care (yesterdays stream for example “im canonically dead i dont wanna be back on this goddamn server”)

plus to that * when alivebur is in control it glides, rather than walk or float. also rather than bright glowly eyes n such its all an extremely dimmed glow. its voice is just likes wilburs but more montoned and angry/sad in tone.

alivebur grips at its horns as a way to calm/ground itself. it also does it when changing back into glattbur(or whoever takes control)

alivebur is a dick to everybody, not as much to techno(scary) and even less to philza(dad)

it always tries to punch tommy but glattbur is able to make their hands go right thru at the last second (ghostbur likes tommy and he doesnt want to see him get hurt again. glatt could careless but rather not feel the emotions of being sad about tommy.*)

*they share emotions- if schlatt’s sad, wilburs sad. if wilburs happy, schlatts happy

alivebur always tries to start a fight then push glattbur(or ghost/schlatt) to the front so they deal with the problem.

overall alivebur is just a dick when in control.

steven universe was in my head the entire time writing this, a good perfect fusion(that were somewhat toxic at first because glatt hated being back lmao) and a toxic fusion (its just alivebur in control of ghostburs body idk man)

[foryouthegays]

spreading propaganda [Dream SMP] liveblog yall lets go. this is so long i am sorry but the end is an actual summary of what happens asldkfa

sellout timer pog: 00:30:20, 01:00:40, 01:31:35, 02:02:03 (for like a second), 02:03:00, 02:34:35

time spent reading donations: 10 minutes, 20ish seconds. 

fanart credit he puts up (all from twitter i think): snumkt, reinneart, lihnsu, sestqr, jester_u, Brigade_Lost, natonyy

also taggin @antarctic-empire-technoblade​ :) theres an actual summary at the end that isnt just me ramblin so,,,,,,ye. i am so sorry its so long a;dkfja i dont know how to condense things 

00:00:35 “i stole a lot of sand recently,” ah yes, a casual conversation starter, the admission of theft 

00:03:55 hE HAS A VILLAGER TRADING HALL CHAPEL IN THE VILLAGE SIR THAT IS ILLEGAL 

00:04:13 

tubbo: -..--...--- 

ranboo: that means beans right

no, ranboo, not it does not (i put it into a translator and it just. it doesnt mean anything. i didnt see any spaces so im just. what was mr tubbo trying to say

00:04:35: relationship advice with technoblade! [reading donation] “‘techno, my boyfriend said he’ll never sub to you, how do i handle this travesty?’ uh, clearly you need to break up with him, and send me more money, is the most- that’s the most unbiased opinion I can give you, it’s just a good life decision, alright? It’s just a good life decision.”

00:16:00 ranboo hi!!!! him garden :D 

HOUND ARMY HOUND ARMY 00:18:10

00:20:15 ‘i have not made a tier list [for dinosaurs] yet’ Y E T? ? ? ?? ? 

00:20:55

“‘Hey, are you uncomfortable with being part of the SBI family dynamic?’ Uh, I don’t really- it’s not a matter of being uncomfortable, it’s just a matter of people making massive revisions to my character and the lore three months into the story without telling me, and it’s like, ‘no, that doesn’t- the story doesn’t- so many things don’t make sense now! What?? What???’ but if you want to make like, fanart of it, it’s fine”

00:21:25 imagine believing in airplanes, couldnt be me

00:21:35 SKLDJFAK a dono is like, hey can u call my new cousin a nerd, and technos like [claps] yOUVE COME TO THE RIGHT MAN im all about bullying infant children 

lakjshdfl 00:26:15 ‘philza this does not sound lore at all please’ poor techno

00:27:30 HKJSFDL :crab: TUBBO IS GONE :crab: also i cant tell if techno says ‘KILL HIM DEAD’ or ‘KILL HIM, DAD’ 

00:30:20 ‘we should have a grinch episode, where i go around stealing presents from l’manburg’ DO IT

also i was in chat at 00:31:25ish and i said ‘subscribe to technoblade’ and RIGHT AFTER techno said ‘did i hear subscribe to technoblade?’ and i felt so heard 

00:33:25 why is his only response to being seen in enemy lines to just stay realllyyyyy still a;lkdfjasf 

00:39:45 ‘this is crucial information coming to you live from anarchy news’ A;LSDKFJA;LSDF

00:46:25 :CRAB: RANBOO IS GONE :CRAB: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES 

alkdfja; 00:47:55 techno talks (sarcastically) abt how great it is when chat tells him where his stuff is

00:48:50 awww techno showin his not-dad his hound army!!! so cute 

00:55:30 techno specifies that theyre all characters/roleplayin!!!

techno talkin to phil is literally like a kid talkin to his dad after not seein him for a while. like yeah yeah family isnt canon in this but KSJDFLA hes like ‘phillll tommys being annoying also look at this new poster!!!!’ its so cute

01:09:20 A;SDJFADSL THE VILLAGER JUST. FALLS THROUGH THE FLOOR

techno nd phil reference smp earth at 01:19:50!!!!

(ik some people dont like enbyctechno so heres ur warnin, its just for this line tho) techno says ‘no one man should have this power’ but he HAS that power. therefore. mr c!blade is not a guy 01:35:00ish idk im not goin back to check

01:38:35 alright gang lets split up and look for clues 

01:45:20 ‘my chat’s sayin theres a 0% chance this is gonna work,,,,thATS A CHANCE I’M WILLING TO TAKE, CHAT’ skjdflasl;dfjaf (also, bit after, after readin the wiki say its 0% chance: ‘i like those odds’) 

01:48:15 [abt the zombie villager baby] 

Techno: on the bright side, we may have inflicted the optimal amount of trauma onto this child for it to become funny? 

Ranboo: ooooh yeah! it can become a minecraft youtuber!

techno: yeeeeeeah!!

pls get some therapy

a;ldkfassa the mental image of techno ownin an orphanage,,,,paldkfajslfasf 01:51:35

a;ldsifjasdklf ranboo is canonically a villager now, pog 01:56:50

01:57:50 ranboo: ‘they say that im built different, i am built different, in the fact that i have no moral backbone.’

01:58:30 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD also why is techno so good at the bow like WHAT he looks in third person and turns nd shoots in like a second and hits most of the time its scary literally look at ranboo a;ldsjkfadsf hes like a porcupine 

ASKLJDFASLDF RANBOOS ‘OH NO HE KNOWS HOW TO OPEN DOORS’ AT 02:02:25 JUST HAS SUCH TECHNO SKYBLOCK VID VIBES ADLKJFALSDFJA OH MY GOSH

02:06:35 “i feel there has been an attempt on my life,” "no thats just how we greet each other in our country” nether lore pog?

02:08:45 why does techno casually type at 120 wpm?????  god i hate him so much why is he like thisssss ugh (also it took ~3 seconds to type 7 words (34 characters) which is 140 wpm and 680 cpm if i know how to do math i hate it here) /lh

nd then he types ‘punz we’re all outside your house get over here’ which is 47 characters nd 9 words nd it took him 5 seconds to type which is 564 cpm and 108 wpm so his average (from these two samples which. isnt a lot. should i do a post abt this in the future?) is 124 wpm and 622 cpm. hes so fast. 

SDA;FKJASDF PHIL WHY R U SO VIOLENT 

02:17:00 PUNZ POG ALSO MANIFOLD KILLED IN THE HOLY LAND

technos complainin bout the fights bein boring,,,,,,,fight them all, techno. do it. 1v8. do it, coward. 

02:24:02 ‘maybe the real combat was the friends we made along the way’ 

02:25:16 i love that technos first instinct when someone dies is to check what sword/axe killed them nd what enchants r on it aldskfjads

i love how techno calls the manhunt music ‘dream music’ its so funny to me

right before he ends the stream he says ‘p e r h a p s’ to techno plushies and i just,,,, wa n t 

if ya just want an actual summary and not that MESS:

Technoblade starts the stream in his house. the first thing he does is put another piece of fanart in his house, this one by snumkt on twitter. he goes to l’manburg, where he sneaks around very sneakily (/s) and replaces anti-techno propaganda with pro-techno fanart, stating that “If they take it down, it’s ‘cause they hate fanartists.” (00:09:18). 

While placing posters, Techno checks in on his hound army, and reveals that he thinks someone had been in the area, because a wolf teleported to him while he was home. He thinks someone placed water, the dog stood up, and then teleported. (00:18:25)

After breeding the dogs, Techno reads donations and one of the questions is about the SBI family dynamics. Here’s what he says at 00:20:55 

“‘Hey, are you uncomfortable with being part of the SBI family dynamic?’ Uh, I don’t really- it’s not a matter of being uncomfortable, it’s just a matter of people making massive revisions to my character and the lore three months into the story without telling me, and it’s like, ‘no, that doesn’t- the story doesn’t- so many things don’t make sense now! What?? What???’ but if you want to make like, fanart of it, it’s fine”

He then meets up with Philza, who is being escorted by Tubbo. Techno goes to Philzas house, and hides in his new basement. He joins their VC and finds Phil, Wilbur, Tommy, and Tubbo. talking about birthdays. Tubbo goes to the basement and sees Technos invis particles, hits him, and he is revealed. Techno kills tubbo, and declares it canon as a joke. 

He goes back outside, deafened on Discord, and puts down more propaganda. Philza joins his call, and they meet up to try and find Technos stolen items. They don’t find the barrel, but they do find a hidden room under the podium. Techno puts a piece of propaganda in the room. (00:43:30)

While Phil is killing an enderman, Ranboo finds them, and is killed by Techno. (00:46:25) 

Techno takes Phil to see his Hound Army, but they’re stopped by Tubbo. Techno tries to pretend to be Ranboo, but Ranboo goes up to them, so his cover is blown. Techno’s chased to the portal. Phil and Techno meet again in the Nether, and they go back to the house. 

At the house, Phil and Techno talk about the SBI characters, the sellout timer goes off, and then they go downstairs to cure a zombie villager. While it’s curing, Techno gathers books to make a new bow, with Power V, Punch II, Unbreaking III, Flame, and Mending. 

Philza reveals that Ranboo is coming over to give Phil a present. Techno seems excited at this, mostly at the fact that Ranboo can be his new bows test subject. 

Before Ranboo arrives, the villager is cured, and they find out it is a nitwit, meaning it can’t trade or get a job. Techno and Phil start working on a tunnel to bring the villager to a lava pool, so the other villagers won’t gossip and raise their prices. 

Ranboo joins the call at 01:15:35, right before they’re going to bring the villager to the lava pool. He gifts Techno and Phil four Netherite ingots.

After struggling to get the villager to the right height, Techno forces Ranboo to boat the villager into the lava. Ranboo escapes by throwing a pearl, and the villager dies.

Ranboo, Techno, and Phil talk about duping Netherite, and the current plot, and then Techno finds a zombie baby villager. It’s caught in a boat, and Techno nametags it ‘Orphan.’ They talk about the cobblestone tower, Philzas’ death to a baby zombie, and how if you don’t see a child's parents, you should assume that they are an orphan and attack them. 

Techno talks to Jack Manifold through chat about his axe. Techno, Philza, and Ranboo go around and look for zombie villagers. Techno finds an igloo, with two villagers. Techno was going to try and turn them into zombie villagers, but decides to not when he finds out that theres a 0% chance of that happening on Easy mode. 

They all go back to Orphan, and bully it when they find out it still hasn’t grown up. Techno and Ranboo make a joke about how it’s traumatized, so it’ll be funny and can be come a minecraft youtuber. please get some help. (01:48:15)

After Orphan grows up, Techno trades and gets the Bottle of Enchanting trade for one emerald. They all joke about Techno owning an orphanage at 01:51:35.

Phil, Techno, and Ranboo decide go to the Hound Army, but Techno remembers that Ranboo is part of L’manburg, and tries to kill him (with his new bow) when they enter the nether. He doesn’t succeed, and he continues fighting until he drinks and invis pot on the Prime Path. Techno and Phil meet up in the Bee Dome, where Ranboo finds them. Techno tries to kill him, but runs out of arrows. 

After reading donations, Techno, Ranboo, and Phil are back together at the Bee Dome, and they decide to team up in case someone finds them. They go outside of the Dome, and chase Jack Manifold out of his own country.

Manifold joins the VC, and they try to blame Punz on his attempted murder. After Manifold says “i feel there has been an attempt on my life,” Techno says that that’s how he greets people in his country.

Manifold asks if they want to help him get revenge on Punz, and Techno agrees. They gather more people, and by the time they get to Punz’s tower, their party is Manifold, Techno, Phil, Ranboo, Fundy, and Antfrost. Punz is in the Nether, so they wait until he gets back. 

Ranboo and Techno have a whisper conversation:

Ranboo: are you just going to jump fundy

Techno: no im gonna make jack 1v1 LMAO

Ranboo: good plan

While Fundy is taking a screenshot of Techno for his thumbnail, Philza attacks Fundy with a crossbow and his sword. He claims it was because he was getting bored. 

In the same spirit, Techno asks if they could kill Manifold to pass the time. The mob, which now includes Fundy, chases Manifold. He runs to the Holy Land, and the mob boos him.  Techno tells Antfrost to kill Manifold, and that the mob won’t tell that he was killed in the Holy Land. Manifold hands Antfrost his sword. 

While Antfrost debates killing Manifold or not, the mob chants ‘peer pressure!’ at him. Techno quickly realizes that Antfrost isn’t in the VC, and is extremely confused. The sword gets handed to Fundy, who gets into a battle with Manifold. Philza tells Fundy that he’s forgiven, if he can kill Manifold. The battle calms, and neither of the contestants die.

Techno convinces the mob to go to the pit trap, and tries to lure someone onto the trapped blocks using rotten flesh. Fundy takes the bait, but moves out of the way before the button is pressed. Antfrost sneaks up behind him and punches him into the pit. Fundy survives the fall, but is shot by Manifold to death. 

During the commotion, Punz makes his way back to his house, and the mob moves towards him to end his life. Manifold says that he’s going to kill Punz, and Techno says that the mob’ll have his back. He tells the mob to not have Manifold’s back. 

at 02:17:00, Punz joins the call, and is confused as to why Manifold wants to kill him. Manifold explains that Punz tried to kill him, siting his source as Technoblade. 

also, 2:17:15 technoswear!

Techno encourages Punz, saying “Punz, he actually dropped his sword by accident and now I have it, so it’d be really easy to beat him up,” and “he also just killed in the holy land, so you have a sort of...religious motivation to take him out.”

Punz tries to fight Manifold without armor (Manifold is wearing a full enchanted set of armor, with a Netherite chestplate and everything else Diamond), which fails miserably, and Manifold is killed. 

Techno decides to fight Manifold with his goons (the mob) for the audience retention, and Manifold’s quickly killed. The final hit was from CaptainPuffy. Ponk rushes in and grabs some of Manifold’s items. Puffy takes the rest.

Manifold complains about getting bullied, so Techno gives him his sword back and tells him to avenge himself. While looking for Ponk (or Punz? this is kinda unclear), Punz swoops in and kills Manifold in two hits. 

Manifold finds Ponk and chases after him, trying to kill him. The mob follows, and Ranboo kills Ponk with thorns. Manifold takes Ponks stuff. 

Right after respawning, Ponk was blown up by a creeper, and Techno claimed both as canon. 

The mini fights continue, and Manifold is killed by Punz. 

Ranboo changes the ‘Days since last war crime’ sign to 0.

Phil tells Techno that he’s going back to the base, and the L’manburgians question him as to what base he’s talking about. Phil tells Fundy that he ripped off his ankle shackles and left. While they talk, Techno starts running back to the base, and Ranboo whispers “lets run back” to him. Ranboo follows Techno, but quickly looses him.

Phil and Techno join a separate VC together and they go back to the base. 

At 02:29:15, Phil says “I trust you” to Techno and I am going to cry. 

Right before getting to the base, Phil drinks some honey, and Techno says “that’s the only thing we have honey for, now that we’ve uh...uh I guess you don’t know about that.” He’s referring to the Vault, I think, because the redstone required honey to work properly. 

Philza responds, “the honey- wait, what did you use the honey for?” 

“uhhh....food.” Techno, for some reason, doesn’t want to show Phil the vault. 

Ranboo whispers to Techno: “My alliance isnt with lmanburg, its with the people who help me. phil helped me.”

out loud, Techno laughs about it with phil, saying, “well, I’ve stabbed him like twelve times this week, so, I [laughs] I don’t know if that entirely qualifies here.”

Techno messages Ranboo back with “new phone who this” 

Ranboo replies, “no one,” and then, “:)”

Going back to the honey talk, Philza asked if Techno had been hiding anything diabolical from him, and Techno asks if he would do such a thing. Philza guesses several things he could use honey for, such as a flying machine, TNT dupers, and a door.

Techno takes him to the vault. 02:32:00. i LOVE peoples reactions to the vault, it’s always so good. Philza responds with a surprised ‘HOLY SHIT’ and some laughing. Techno also confirms my math of 55 withers. 

02:34:10 “i’ve seen this government, on the server, and everything to do with government is just bad. I’ve watched it completely destroy and tear down people’s wills and change people, I’ve seen it change the nicest people into complete and utter tyrants, so...I think it’s about time--”

“We need revenge. [sellout timer goes off] and more importantly, we neED SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE DOT COM” phil joinin anarchy pog? 

anyway that was it ;alskdfjas;f

[illuvacot]

NO wait i have! a theory!!! ranboo theory!! this could be dumb but ah fuck it im rambling

/rp

we've been theorising that the prison was to keep in techno, and ik some have suggested tommy before and other ppl but mostly techno

but like. hey. Hey. what if its ranboo thats put in there too?

from the moment he joined this server he has talked so much about how sides are bullshit, how it only serves to drive people apart and ruin them and how in the end we should be choosing people.

dream and ranboo are a bit similar in that they both have the same goal but for WILDLY different reasons. dream wants everyone together under his control. ranboo wants everyone together so that they can finally be happy.

ranboo says choose people. dream says choose me.

and thats... ranboo may be Tall and Awkward sometimes (which we adore, of course) but it does not change the fact that his ideology is sound. dream knows that if ranboo just had the right support or if he had enough of a good rep among everyone he could get them to listen and then he could very very well end up being a threat to dream. so hes doing something about it - he couldnt exile ranboo, because he already did that to tommy, and if he did that to lmanburg again theyd be suspicious and his "friendship" with them would be affected. so he used the fact that ranboo gave techno some armour back (out of peer pressure lol) and twisted it to make him seem like a traitor, like he betrayed them on purpose, thereby ruining his friendships and making it harder for people to listen to him. and - ok this part may be a bit of a stretch, but its all ive got rn - dream couldve found ranboo in his dissociative amnesiac state (and with the amnt of stress ranboo has on him this is multiple occurences) and taken advantage of it by making him blow up the community house, which he knows ranboo wouldnt do if he werent in the dissociative amnesiac state, and then giving the disc to make ranboo know. to pin it on him.

the confrontation lore stream solidified the idea of ranboo as untrustworthy bc of what hes done and the memory blackouts that come with it. not even ranboo trusts himself anymore. hes scared of telling techno and phliza, just like when he was scared of tubbo and fundy and quackity and lmanburg in general when he accidentally betrayed them.

but the thing is ranboo is still allied with techno and philza rn. he has powerful support, and theres no guarantee that they'll shun him - like how tubbo still argued not to execute him when he found out. theres no guarantee of hate. people might still listen.

and dream was the one who revealed him as traitor in the first place. who is to say he wont do it again? he could always be the manipulative bitch he is. "ranboo is inherently untrustworthy. no matter how good he could be- he is a liabilty. is he worth that?"

dream had an excuse to exile tommy and he took it. he'd do the same to ranboo in a heartbeat - but he's learnt his mistakes. you cant keep someone under your thumb in an open space. who knows where they're running off to? so. So.

ranboo could be imprisoned first.

(side note c!dream is a BITCH and this theory might be off target but like these hands ARENT. come here green boy catch these fists)

[brrrrrrbraindead]

Okay but what if his views and his culture also affects how he treats others. Like in real life people's personal beliefs and views influence them everyday so im thinking about that for Foolish

Like with Phil mostly. We know that Foolish respects him and considers them friends, so it's easy to think that Foolish would care for him.

Now think about Phil and Wilbur. as we all know Wilbur begged Phil to kill him. Wilbur had his FATHER kill him at his own request. now if im right Foolish doesn't really interact with Wilbur at all so I cant be for certain but when he talks about him it isn't good.

Now think about this in Foolish's way. for him the greatest honor is die for a parent, that's how it is for totems. But what would be the greatest disgrace for a totem? Maybe something like, I don't know just thinking here but, how about having a parent kill their child? having a child who would rather die at their parents hands then die for them.

Could there be anything worse?

Foolish respects Phil. Phil did the right thing killing Wilbur, but he also has been known to bring this up against Phil. Maybe it isn't just Wilbur that would be disgraced but also Phil. A child's actions have been known to reflect on their parents so Foolish could view it the same way.

Foolish has called Philza a "son killer" before which taking all this into account could have a bit of a different meaning.

To Foolish it wouldn't be about Will being a terrorist but the simple fact that he had his father kill him.

Anyway I feel like I'm going off the deepend here so this is where I'm stopping. I really really love C!Foolish and everything he does and I am so pumped for the new lore!

thinking about totem culture again but specifically for the red banquet. My absolute favorite piece of foolish/dsmp lore is that a totem child will die for their parents/family if needed. how Foolish has stated that if need be his children would be happy to die for him. And it just makes me think about his death and the red banquet because he didn't have to die but he choose to give himself up like a proper totem.

like he died so that his father and friend wouldn't have to, a honorable death for a totem. Only to find out that he didnt need to die at all. quackity and the gang could have helped at any time and how he didn't need to die. making his death meaningless.

one of foolish's best acting moments was him saying that he died to a sales pitch. How finding that out must have hurt so much because to him, his death bought the rest time to escape and survive. to have the moment he fulfilled his totem duty made pointless must have killed him.

I have a lot of thoughts on totem culture and its so much fun to just headcannon how it plays a part in his deaths.

is the reason he dosent want to die again because it could be just as meaningless? how much more this could give to his feeling on quackity especially with the dream lore today

it's just so much fun

[chocolatte-and-despair]

hello!! i was wondering if i could get a yandere dsmp matchup? (no preference for gender of the character, but id like it to be romantic! as for the yandere aspect, i would really not want to get a yandere that's very demeaning to their person of interest, if that makes sense? i wouldn't wanna be insulted basically haha)

i'm 5'7 and i'm a girl, kinda chubby!! I'm studying Literature and Society at the moment, and as that study implies, I really enjoy reading!! Mostly fantasy or horror books, basically anything that can get me the furthest away from reality :P I LOVE mythology of any kind as well!! Other than that, I love to write and go swimming frequently!

When it comes to my personality, I have no issues striking up conversations with strangers, and i love doing stuff like going to parties and just hanging out cuz if i sit inside for too long i get nervous,, I work as a cashier so i kinda have to be used to talking to people for long stretches of time! Though I can talk rather easily, I don't have a lot of ppl I'd consider close friends, and rarely open up to anyone- But I'm very caring about my close friends and def the 'Mom Friend', basically!! I love listening to people ramble, and been told im good at giving gifts cuz i remember little things!! My biggest weakness is that I'm super weak to praise / physical affection cuz i rarely get any, and feel way too bad for people too quickly haha

After thinking for a little bit, I decided to give you ... Philza/Phil! You said you want someone who is sweet and doesn't hurt you, so, Philza is pretty good with that! He might not be the greatest in some aspects, but he is still nice at the end of the day.

A . How would they show their love and affection? How intense would it get? - Philza would most likely give you as much physical affection as possible. He would be pretty sweet and gentle with you, making all your dreams come true.

B. What type of future are they planning with their lover? - Philza really wishes to get married to you and starting a family with you. He loves you and hopes you are open to the idea.

C. What is the scariest moment with them? - Philza can sometimes take things.. wrong and sometimes, he can hurt you without realizing he is hurting you. But I promise you, he does really love you!

D. How do they usually act with their lover? - Philza is very protective and gentle with you, treating you as if you are some little doll that needs to be loved.

E. How would they court their lover before? - Philza would make sure that he becomes close to you and becomes a father-like figure to you before starting to pull his move.

F. What's their favorite memory/thing in the relationship? - Philza absolutely adores it whenever you wake up and are groggy and look so absolutely cute.

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she actually does have a friend group! a very small one, but its there nonetheless-! youd be right when you said that a lot of people distrust her or dislike her though. i made this au with some of my friends and one of their characters is like c!krabs' father figure, his name is Icarus (he/they/it) and im planning on putting it in a future short story for the au! but yeah, icarus and c!tommy are c!krabs' main pals from what i remember but shes also good friends with c!george, c!techno and c!philza! but she mostly hangs out with icarus and c!philza since those two are both the closest to her house and are also the most familiar. but if you wanna know dynamics between each of c!krabs' friends then-

icarus- has more of a parental bond with c!krabs for some reason, very, VERY chaotic duo. sometimes they guard the forest in the snow tundra together to make sure no bad people get in! when someone bad tries to get past the forest icarus grabs c!krabs by the upper arms and flies at the intruder (icarus is a woodpecker hybrid!) to scare them away while making a bunch of noise. id like to imagine the two of them laugh about how stupid they mustve looked -u-

c!tommy- their friendship is also quite chaotic, like very, VERY competitive at times. they became really good friends around after he was revived and released from prison because when he had told her he was revived, she didnt hesitate to believe him and help him out. the two of them sometimes go out mining and just collecting resources together, very fun time!

c!george- this friendship is a bit more casual, but its a sort of playful frenemy sorta friendship! they became friends when c!krabs was there for him after c!dream basically ditched him. every now and again he would give krabs things like lava buckets, ores or something as a small thank you for staying with him! and a small other thing, sometimes when the two of them are trading goods and c!george asks for diamonds, c!krabs gives him emeralds instead and tries to scam him because hes colorblind so now whenever they trade c!george makes sure to bring along a friend with him to make sure c!krabs isnt scamming him

c!philza- again with a more casual friendship, but its also a bit fatherly cause yknow- phil. c!philza actually introduced c!krabs to icarus!! icarus was being partcularly annoying so he gave them to krabs for a bit (since shes somewhat calm and normal) because he needed to run an errand, but when he came back icarus was actually being the parental one! when c!phil needed to take me cause we needed to work on blacksmithing, icarus puffed out his chest to seem more intimidating :]

c!techno- this friendship is extremely casual, they know each other through other people and share somewhat of the same mentality and morals so they get along well! they tend to trade a lot and he asks for commisions from c!krabs every so often and they just have nice chats when the chance is open, id imagine!

BUT AAAAAAAAAA YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT ABOUT THE C!QUACKITY THING

THE MOTHER F-CKER HATES MY GUTS EVEN THOUGH HE LITERALLY KNOWS IM BETTER THAN HIM AND HES JUST A SOY BOY BETA (i dont know if you want me to get into the c!quackity lore ive already rambled a lot im sorry i tend to talk about things that make me happy a lot--)

Yessss give me the c!krab (and to extend c!icarus) lore yess

Yo i love the bit with c!krab scamming George! That actually had me cackling out loud! Poor George but also no <3 I really love that c!krabs is friends with him since I do like his character and love seeing him get more included!

Also that bit about c!krabs and c!icarus rleationship is so cute ;w; c!Icarus puffing up its chest to be more intimdating

Also does that mean c!krabs hangs out a lot at like Philza's place? Since C!Icarus and c!Krabs protect the forest? Does that have a particular reason? Do they live there?

Also oh please, go off! Tell me about Quackity and c!Krabs! I'm gonna be in pain if anything bad happens to c!Krabs but i can take it! I wanna know!