#i am so sorry if this is incoherent or cringy

[baldur-my-beloved]

Braiding Baldur's hair and beard.

Pairing: Baldur x Gn!Reader

Summary: Spending some time with Baldur while braiding, both his hair and beard.

Warnings: Baldur's not dead, he isn't cursed, OOC Baldur, fluff, maybe one paragraph a little heated, bad english.

Words: 1k (super short)

Heyyyy!! So sorry that this ended up being so short, but I just needed to write this idea down. Beware of my bad english and my cringy writing. I don't know how to write. Also I wrote this at like 4 am so if there's anything incoherent, sorry!!!

It was a calm and sweet morning. Birds were chirping and the sounds of the river next to your house were pretty calming. Everything seemed to be at peace. That was until a sudden knock at the door was heard.

Your heart leaped from excitement, hoping to see a certain someone. You ran to the door trying to make no loud noises, so you wouldn't seem that eager, you opened the door.

Surprisingly it was your lover, Baldur. In the past he wasn't able to feel anything thanks to a curse casted by his mother in hopes of preventing his fateful death, which would cause a tragic event, the Ragnarok. But now he was free.

"Missed me?" He said, opening his arms.

You didn't need any other sign to jump to his arms. He had been out a pair of days with the goal of hunting enough meat, so he wouldn't need to go again for a pair of weeks.

"Obviously, love. How could I not?"

Now that he could feel everything he couldn't help but have his hands at all times around you. He looked like he wanted to feel everything he didn't in 100 years just by touching you.

"God, you look ravishing today, sweetheart."

"Just for you, dear."

"Oh lord, what did I do to deserve you?"

You couldn't help but giggle, a blush started to appear in your cheeks, thanks to being hugged by him, he wouldn't notice.

Even if you were still hugging him and you couldn't see his face, you could hear a smile in his voice. A smile he seemed to always have when you were near him, maybe you were flattering yourself.

You broke the hug "Would you sit here, honey?" You pointed at a chair "I want to braid both your beard and hair, they seem to be really messy.

"No need to ask twice, love."

In an instant he was seated in the chair mentioned earlier, with an eager smile he waited for you to braid his hair, something that he loved.

He always asked for you to braid his hair and beard, as he was quite a mess, or maybe it was just an excuse to feel your touch, he was quite a touch starved man, he still didn't need to make excuses, you would gladly do it.

You began braiding his brown hair, which was surprisingly soft and clean, even if he was such a mess he still maintained his hair quite well.

"So how was your hunting trip, love?"

"It was good, but not as good as expending the day with you, darling." He never failed at making you smile, god this man was going to be the death of you.

"Stop teasing, love. Remember who is holding your hair right now." You tried to sound jokingly more threatening.

"If you pulled my hair, I would not complain." He giggled teasingly."In fact, I would enjoy it."

You tried not to imagine what he would look like begging to have his hair pulled, or really any type of skin impact, he really was that pathetic. Your thoughts were interrupted by a question.

"Are you imagining it or something?"

"What? Why would you say that?"

"You're getting quite defensive, so it must be true."

"What?! That's not true!"

"You are more dirty minded than I thought, sugar."

Man, he loved to tease you. You were completely sure it was his favorite activity. You would never admit that you enjoyed it as well, it was fun.

Now that you have finished braiding his hair. It was now the turn for his beard, which was not as well maintained as his hair. For this to happen, he needed to be facing you.

Instead of you heading his way, you turned the chair to face your way. Instead of surprising him, it only made Baldur smile wider. You moved a chair in front of him, and sat in it.

He wondered how could such an insignificant act make him feel so giddy, the thought of you taking care of him could make him so flustered. He wouldn't confess it unless you asked. He would give you everything you asked for.

"What's on your mind, love?"

"Just thinking 'bout why would you love me."

"Well, at first I thought you were quite an asshole." 

"Love that compliment, sweets."

"But" You paused for a moment, before continuing "I must admit that you being incredibly pretty made your personality more bearable."

"Oh, so you think I'm pretty?"

"Always have, love."

You couldn't help but stop braiding his beard, just to close the gap between your lips. He had the ghost of an unknown sweet liquor in his lips. His arms began creeping up your back, in a way that could be compared to a snake.

The kiss was desperate and messy while being extremely sweet, by the way he kissed you, it seemed as if he wanted to give you all his love in such a short period of time.

As the kiss developed and the oxygen began to be needed, you broke the kiss to catch a breath. In response he closed the unexisting space between your bodies in fear of you running away.

"Love, I'm not going anywhere."

"Then why did you break the kiss?"

"Would you prefer kissing a corpse?"

"Why would I!? Wha- Oh, right, sorry."

"Now, may I continue braiding your beard?"

"Of course, sweetheart."

He softened his grip on your back so you could move freely, but he still had his arms laying on your hips. You were now trying to finish braiding his beard while sitting on his lap.

While you were giving it the last touches you heard him giggle, it sounded both sweet and childish. You wanted to know what caused him to giggle out of the sudden, but you still had to finish it.

God you were trying so hard to fight back the urge to ask what was the cause that made him gift those sweet sounds to you. But as your goal was to braid his hair, you had to keep fighting it.

Now that you were done and his giggles didn't seem to end, you questioned him with a curious look plastered on your face.

"What's the matter, love?"

"It's nothing. Really."

"It must be something if you are giggling so hard."

"I just love the face you make when you concentrate. It's terribly adorable, dove."

"Oh."

You felt your face heating up. You were sure that a blush could be seen in your cheeks. He seemed to notice it, and looked really proud of himself.

"Love your reaction, sweets."

"God, why do you have to be smug and sweet at the same time?."

"It's part of my charm, don't you think?"

"Yeah. I love you, dear."

"I love you too, sugar. Always have and always will."

[illuvacot]

NO wait i have! a theory!!! ranboo theory!! this could be dumb but ah fuck it im rambling

/rp

we've been theorising that the prison was to keep in techno, and ik some have suggested tommy before and other ppl but mostly techno

but like. hey. Hey. what if its ranboo thats put in there too?

from the moment he joined this server he has talked so much about how sides are bullshit, how it only serves to drive people apart and ruin them and how in the end we should be choosing people.

dream and ranboo are a bit similar in that they both have the same goal but for WILDLY different reasons. dream wants everyone together under his control. ranboo wants everyone together so that they can finally be happy.

ranboo says choose people. dream says choose me.

and thats... ranboo may be Tall and Awkward sometimes (which we adore, of course) but it does not change the fact that his ideology is sound. dream knows that if ranboo just had the right support or if he had enough of a good rep among everyone he could get them to listen and then he could very very well end up being a threat to dream. so hes doing something about it - he couldnt exile ranboo, because he already did that to tommy, and if he did that to lmanburg again theyd be suspicious and his "friendship" with them would be affected. so he used the fact that ranboo gave techno some armour back (out of peer pressure lol) and twisted it to make him seem like a traitor, like he betrayed them on purpose, thereby ruining his friendships and making it harder for people to listen to him. and - ok this part may be a bit of a stretch, but its all ive got rn - dream couldve found ranboo in his dissociative amnesiac state (and with the amnt of stress ranboo has on him this is multiple occurences) and taken advantage of it by making him blow up the community house, which he knows ranboo wouldnt do if he werent in the dissociative amnesiac state, and then giving the disc to make ranboo know. to pin it on him.

the confrontation lore stream solidified the idea of ranboo as untrustworthy bc of what hes done and the memory blackouts that come with it. not even ranboo trusts himself anymore. hes scared of telling techno and phliza, just like when he was scared of tubbo and fundy and quackity and lmanburg in general when he accidentally betrayed them.

but the thing is ranboo is still allied with techno and philza rn. he has powerful support, and theres no guarantee that they'll shun him - like how tubbo still argued not to execute him when he found out. theres no guarantee of hate. people might still listen.

and dream was the one who revealed him as traitor in the first place. who is to say he wont do it again? he could always be the manipulative bitch he is. "ranboo is inherently untrustworthy. no matter how good he could be- he is a liabilty. is he worth that?"

dream had an excuse to exile tommy and he took it. he'd do the same to ranboo in a heartbeat - but he's learnt his mistakes. you cant keep someone under your thumb in an open space. who knows where they're running off to? so. So.

ranboo could be imprisoned first.

(side note c!dream is a BITCH and this theory might be off target but like these hands ARENT. come here green boy catch these fists)

[derisiveharridan]

Love seeing "pointing out acephobia" on people's list of cringy bad things, especially if all the other things on the list actually make sense :) /s