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hypoclericalcunt · 5 months ago
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imperfectercell · 11 months ago
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RELEASING TOMORROW AT 6 PM EST... hopefully it will have been worth the wait.
EDIT: IT IS OUT GO WATCH IT GO WATCH IT
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snakeyp00 · 11 months ago
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*trips and falls over* oh noooooo *picks up raikov headcanons* *picks up raikov headcanons* *picks up raikov headcanons* *picks up raikov headca
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dreamerforever-d · 6 months ago
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Well.. I am just gonna rant here right now.. ignore me. Or not.
I just watched “Happiest Season”, because after Agatha all Along I am obsessed with Aubrey Plaza, and yeah, I know, it took me soooo long and wtf is wrong with me, right?
Anyways, I’ve watched it.. and I didn’t like how it ended?
I mean, maybe if I wasn’t so biased by Aubrey’s perfection, I would’ve gone along with it, but… I mean, Riley (Aubrey’s character), was SUCH a better company and better match to Kristen Stewart’s character!!! I mean, she was out already, and she was so open and such a fun person to be around, it seemed…
They went out to drinks, and she took Kristen’s character to a bar where drag queen’s were singing Christmas songs. (Jinx Monsoon was one of them and I LOVE her, so it made me so happy).
Since they first laid eyes on each other, the chemistry was screaming, at least to me. The looks they’ve shared.. how both characters were so easy going and really just themselves around each other.. *sigh* During the entire movie, the only times I’ve felt that Kristen’s character was not uncomfortable, was when she was with Riley.
Anyway, at the same time I understand that the girl had a very problematic family… and when I say very, I mean very! ( I was so fucking mad about the way they treated the ‘least favorite daughter/sister’, she was the sweetest one of them all and deserved better!)
But in my eyes, even when she was not with her family, she was just a different person from the beginning of the movie. She seemed extremely shallow to me.. and the fact that she stayed until 2 am with her ex boyfriend, that she KNEW her girlfriend didn’t like, I think that was also a dick move, even if nothing happened.. it was still so weird to me.
But anyway, it is what it is..
BUT since I’ve always been a fanfic writer, always had a BIG imagination for fictioning things and a hopeless lesbian, I hoped that the one who was in the red car in the end was Aubrey.
Spoiler alert: it was not.
Anyways, disappointed… but it is worth to watch because Aubrey is amazing (and super hot) in it.
That’s it, thank you for coming to my ted talk. Sorry for the rant. And have a good night.
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ricksanchezbignaturals · 11 months ago
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okay but the fact that in episode TWO rick was wearing leather and nipple clamps, getting walked on a leash by a gnome with a boner, and some people argued that he's straight for the next 10 years is hilarious. besties i do not think that was a necessary diversion in incepting mrs. pancakes actually
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literalfuckingfreak · 2 years ago
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lol.
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organised-disaster · 3 months ago
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I have discovered Ambessa Medarda for the first time
Here's a silly video I made
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daneol · 1 year ago
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Idk where to post this, it was supposed to be innocent n' normal at first but then something else inside me took over 🙏 anw this goes to the lesbians and anybody who enjoys mad moxxi here ya go
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feline-evil · 2 months ago
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I have the brain of a fallow deer i think because when i look at my beloved wrestleboys (or really any incredibly huge buff person) i feel the instinctive response in my brain of holy fuck this guy could eat me. Like i am some sort of prey animal. What's wrong with me. It contributes to the sense of awe when watching the sport but it's also another sign to never ever ever go to real life events lest i bolt in panic and dash in front of a passing Subaru.
#jay talkin#huge doesnt have to mean tall either the guy i am most often thinking abt is nearly 2 inches shorter than me#just buff as shit yknow. but its true u look st ppl like that n yr like holy shit#i rlly havent been around ppl w that kind of physique ever so it kinda awe strikes me n sets off like#the brain firing on so many different weird cylinders#i grew up watching worlds strongest man competitions so its not a NEW sensation i just still think its funny#my little frightened brain goes wow i am looking at an apex predator im gonna get hunted#and i go wow thats so awesome. well anyways i wanna look like him and also fuck him. enjoy that combo of thoughts#i'm like a fallow deer if the deer was fucking faggy as shit and gay for the wolf it glimpsed one time#oh i dont think im making much sense. i feel very woozy the sickness bug got me weird#but yeah yknow sometimes u see giant dudes and u go fucking christ. wow. u are so outside of what everyday ppl around me look like#like i wanna be you i think yr hot i also kind of just wanna compare to u like lemme touch lemme just. see#the difference. yknow. yknow. not even always hornily ok. just curious. but also i feel like u can eat me and thats scary#anyway whatever (runs off embarrased) kyaaaa (trips over own enormous dick and falls into vat of liquid steel)#also no please don't analyse this as 'well its bc yr scared of men' i super am not its not a gender thing#does not apply to my life experiences. i'm scared of deep water and large bouncy castles if theyre enclosed. ok.
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finally caved and started reading all for the game. two chapters into the foxhole court and what kind of gay fucking shit is this! also did not know there were sports in here
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unicornachos2 · 4 months ago
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Thinking the Rain Wilds Chronicles should possibly be called "Attachment Styles: The Series. And Dragons" instead
Alise is like. Anxious avoidant. Sedric is anxious. Thymara is avoidant. Sintara is avoidant. Sintara is too similar to Thymara's narcissistic mother for her to bond safely with her. Alise is learning to stand up to Sedric and Sintara and not go into fawn response so she can eventually stand on her own against Hest and learn to accept the love of someone securely attached. They're all so messy and it's such good eating
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ironladders · 5 months ago
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yknow now that i think about this it’s kinda funny that two of my favorite ships right now are in super opposite situations where one of them (ashzoth) is canon but it is a pretty new relationship that is super unpopular in the overall mk community & has pretty minimal content both canon and fandom wise, while the other one (skystar) is not canon but is one of the more popular tf ships & while their dynamic depends on the continuity it’s a relationship that’s been around for decades now and has plenty of content both in fandom and in canon
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trans-estinien · 1 year ago
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i love being autistic cause sometimes i get a glimpse into how regular people perceive things and its like. what the fuck. what the fuck is that? you live like this? and its normal?? i think YOURE the weird one actually. im fine. thanks though.
#THERES SO MANY WEIRD RULES#LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO HOW SOMEONE WALKS LIKE HUH????? WHY????????????#can someone fucking explain the dude head nod thing to me why do we do that. whats that about. ive never seen anyone do that irl before#is that an american thing or do i just hang around too many afab people#i am learning the intricacies of cis people gender rules and i am. what fucking planet have i been on the last 17 years like what is this#was there some like. rulebook they handed out at somepoint they forgot to give to me or something#“best way to learn is to observe the men around you” OBSERVE WHAT. YOU PEOPLE PAY THAT MUCH ATTENTION TO EVERY LITTLE MOVEMENT????#bruh i can barely make eye contact w people...#my ass has never intentionally copied someones mannerisms ever.#i do it subconsciously. but doing it actively feels weird and wrong and like im breaking someones boundaries#“men dont smile at people.” well they should.#ive decided cishet men are the most boring people on the planet#“dont move with your hands” YOURE BREAKING MY POOR THEATER KID HEART#i need to meet more gay men irl to absorb the vibe of cause i only know like two. not counting myself#i want people to look at me and go. ah yes. fruit.#at this point im just going to accept being misgendered for the rest of eternity. id rather die than be boring in the way cishet men are#my flavor of being trans is so influenced by my autism cause my perception of genders is completely off from what everyone else is doing#im like. yeah i want to be a man. and then i look at what the majority of men are actually like and its like. wait no. not like that#shoutout to flamboyant gay men where would i be without them#i think the thing that bothers me the most is that like#in my mind peoples genders are just. the way they express themselves.#its not like. this super big complex deal like how everyone else treats it. if that makes sense? like.#regular people have so many rules for what counts as a man or what counts as a woman or what counts as neither and its like???#you can do what you want???? why do we care????#and ive been doing this since i was little. on account of the autism#i just. dont get why its such a big deal to people.#i cant wrap my head around it at all#not nonbinary not a girl not aegender not a man but a secret fourth thing#(man but i do it my way instead of everyone elses way)#unfortunately doing it my way just. leads to the misgendering dimension. for some reason
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mynamesnotdahlia · 6 months ago
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religious ramble
it is such a strange position ive found myself in with faith. i have been jewish all my life and many of my friendships were built off that background alongside being queer and now that i find myself becoming a christian and joining a VERY gay church i look at the people around me who are majority people coming away from the christian faith and becoming atheist or even being converts to judaism and its such a funny position to be in. i am very happy with where ive found myself and feel for the first time in my life certain about what i believe in but i feel like i need to put an asterisk before every time i mention it with people to be like Yes i am christian Yes you should still feel safe with me (hopefully). /i/ know that my faith encourages me to be accepting and that is what beckoned me to it in the first place, but the outspoken conservative communities dominating what people think of when they think of christians make me feel like i must make a preface when really looking at what ANY of this is Supposed to be it should be known that queerness is accepted and loved as the first assumption.
it is weird coming at christianity from a perspective where i really wasnt raised with it, i was in jewish sunday school as a child and then was homeschooled so i didnt interact with christian indoctrination often when i was still young and squishy so its very much something i am choosing versus the common situation of it being thrust upon you from a young age in the U.S. this has been so joyful for me and i want to bite and gnaw (in minecraft) every single person who created the oppressive and scary perception that exists now (this goes WAY back historically ofc. and the ways the church has been used to/encouraged colonization and atrocities in the name of a person who would denounce it is disgusting)
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danceyvenus11 · 9 months ago
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MY HYPERFIXATION IS METROID I WENT FUCKING INSANE DRAWING THESE HOLY FUCK
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I LOVE METROID GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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loudfederationscreeching · 2 years ago
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going to be so totally honest, im willing to sit through ANY amount of spock straightness love triangle subplots as long as SNW keeps up the 'giving compelling characterization to female characters' energy because holy shit how incredible has this season been so far? uhura, la'an, number one, chapel, and ortegas have all had iconic spotlight arcs where they just Do Shit, who even cares about spock at this point (and im saying this as someone who chronically and autistically Cares About Spock)
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