#im so sorry lance

[half-shadowgalra]

Lance McClain coated

(guy with the worst self esteem youve ever seen in someone still living) (to himself in the mirror) At least im hot. at least im hot. at least im hot

[snersona]

cons of being a detective

[duskianfae]

kiss kiss fall in love or something

[hypfden]

Persephone’s naivete

Obligatory Greek myth au.

Keith knew what it ment to eat the fruit of the underworld he just hoped that the person* in front of him didn’t…

[goth1c-pinki3-pi3]

something i can't stop thinking about is how keith had no one to welcome him home. his only connection to earth was shiro, and he was in space, then he found his space mom. So i'd like to offer the idea of keith and lance dating, yes, but when they get to earth and lance gets hugged by everyone in the family, he brings them to keith and is like "this is my boyfriend! and his alien mom! and his alien dog! love him!" and his family does.

[randomminty]

I hate to ask this of you if you’re not taking request since I know you’ve been getting a lot of asks lately, but I really love the bits of characterization you give everyone in your art and am just. Eating up every last crumb in your doodles…so would it be too much to ask if you would draw the OG champions (Cynthia, Lance, Steven, Wallace, & Diantha if you feel like it) interacting or doing something together? I don’t ask for more than that, it can be whatever you want and range from a silly/casual activity to something more formal. I just really love them together and you’ve fed the champion fandom so well lately, thank you for that 🥺🙏🏻❤️

(Whether you’re up to fulfill this request or not, I appreciate you so much for giving love to some of the lesser appreciated characters of Pokemon!!)

Read the word formal and blacked out

[bluemantics]

Lance: I’ve been trying to teach Shiro some slang from his generation.

Hunk: oh, cause he missed out on all the formative experiences that come with a childhood outside the military? That’s so sweet!

Lance, who just thought it was funny that Shiro was a six-year-old leap day baby: uh, totally.

Meanwhile…

Shiro: hey, Pidge! Did you skibidi toilet? That’s so sigma!

Pidge: …

Pidge: where the fuck is Lance.

[mothmanavenue]

can i confess something else that will absolutely get me stoned in the town square since im dropping my unpopular opinions. I don’t like altean broadsword Lance. i already disliked red paladin Lance. the broadsword was like rubbing salt in the wound. why couldn’t he have his own niche. why was his character development just making him keith. i understand that it was like “he accepts that he doesn’t have to be a leader and excels as a co-leader and you can find happiness that way yada yada yada”. but you could’ve done that without making him keith. also now give him something unique, cool, that falls in line with his sniper bit. i’m not saying just give him another gun, im saying give him something quiet and lethal. like a garotte. yeah i want garotte lance.

i yap a lot more in my notes by the way if you were interested in other unpopular opinions. don’t send me hate messages or comments i won’t read it and will block viciously i also will not be debating this this is my hill to die on <3

[moomoootakudraws]

Ily *moes your mashle*

Also sorry for not uploading much recently!! My phone broke so i couldnt draw anything for a while🥲

[heynhay]

thought of you

[twinchromatid]

idk why i made this

[poetfrancis]

(propaganda)

[oscars-thighs]

Since the eras tour just ended and I am not well, I decided to rank how likely each driver cried with the eras tour final concert in a scale of one to ten (please send help):

Lando Norris: 10/10, he sobbed half of the concert and stayed frozen for like half an hour wondering what’s the meaning of life now that he can’t play mastermind anymore

Oscar Piastri: 2/10, he only discovered that the tour ended because of Lando, 🧍‍♂️😐

Charles Leclerc: 7/10, is a swiftie but not a die hard one, got sad with the ending, got a little emotional but not too much

Carlos Sainz: 3/10, know eight Taylor Swift songs and that’s it, thought the concert was fun from the shaky videos Charles showed him but didn’t care much

Max Verstappen: 1/10, doesn’t care about Taylor Swift but P likes her so he heard from her (and probably from Lando and Charles too)

Sergio Perez/Checo: 0/10, “What’s that?”

Lewis Hamilton: 2/10, he occasionally hears her songs and George’s rambling, isn’t a fan but he isn’t a hater

George Russell: 11/10, sobbing from when the countdown started to Taylor getting out of the stage (and a little more after), woke up the whole building with his cries, the police got envolved because they thought someone had attacked him, was wearing his Taylor merch (like, his whole outfit was just Taylor Swift merchandise) and nearly passed out from how much he cried

Fernando Alonso: 5/10, depends. How did his break up with Taylor went? (for legal reasons this is a joke)

Lance Stroll: 2/10, only has two songs on his playlist and that’s all

Pierre Gasly: 4/10, he does like Taylor Swift but just discovered that the eras tour ended the next day when someone told him about it

Esteban Ocon: 5/10, the same thing as Pierre but he gets one more point because alpine dropped him in the last race so he’s extra sad

Kevin Magnussen: 6/10, I have nothing to comment on except that he gives me swiftie vibes

Nico Hülkenber: 3/10, I have nothing to comment on except that he doers not gives me swiftie vibes

Yuki Tsunoda: 1/10, doesn’t know much about Taylor Swift, “oh this song is hers?”, had no idea the tour was ending

Liam Lawson: 8/10, is a big swiftie and got sad with the tour ending but was too busy fighting old man (Fernando) to cry

Alex Albon: 7.5/10, George foeced him to listen to Taylor Swift’s songs, he says he likes her but isn’t a big fan (that is a lie, she was her number one singer on spotify wrapped)

Franco: 8/10, you cannot convince me that this man is not a swiftie, he saw her concerns trought glitchy live streams

Zhou Guanyu: 1/10, he only knows love story and shake it off, saw 5 tiktok posts of the eras tour

Valtteri Bottas: 5/10, he’s a swiftie. Thats all.

[mushed-kid]

SPACE DAD SHIRO💥💥‼️

universe’s okayest dad

[anatomical-puppet]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN it’s spooky wonders time >:) decided to put my special interest to use and draw them all as horror characters!

[characters belong to @abd-illustrates]

further elaboration on my choices and general rambling under the cut!!

alastor: patrick bateman. man i don’t even know 😭 it was the first thing i thought of and then i physically could not think of anything better. and also it made me giggle. annoying wealthy white guy, checks out enough for me. i don't think he'd like huey lewis and the news tho

dock: leatherface. i mean c'mon, he had to be leatherface. i did actually briefly consider making him pinhead because of the black leather and the fixation on pain and all that, but leatherface felt more correct. gave him the sledge because i was NOT drawing two fucking chainsaws for this. absolutely not

lorelei: carrie white. largely went with vibes on this one ngl. lorelei's obviously not nearly as sympathetic as carrie lmao, but i thought the haunted stare and the scary telekinetic powers fit for her :) also i kinda just wanted to draw her covered in blood . shrug

bandy: chucky. listen i wanted to make him a horror clown SO bad but none of them felt right :( wanted to make him a killer klown from outer space but they're so bootnasty looking and it wouldn't have carried well, and then i was debating making him tim curry pennywise but it just didn't connect well in my head. so now he's chucky :) ginger little asshole. the batteries being swapped into his hand was supposed to be a reference to the scene in the first child's play where karen realizes chucky doesn't have any batteries in, i thought that was fun. i also desperately wanted to make him the djinn from wishmaster but that was not gonna work out so i didn't even bother entertaining the concept fhdsjfhdjs

diana: pearl. country gal !!! also just thought she'd look soooo pretty in that red dress from the end, and i think pearl's energy in the scene where she's chasing mitsy felt sufficiently dianacore. diana isn't that manic obviously but u get the point. i want her to feed someone to an alligator!!!

lance: ash williams. the stupid fuckboy energy is PALPABLE, i think lance would absolutely get up to some goofy evil dead 2 hijinks omg are u kidding me. also i think if you told him that having a chainsaw hand was an option he would cut his own hand off immediately

[livsmessydoodles]

livsmessydoodles klance art in 2024....... weve hit rock bottom