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I love Ted rambles sooooooo so much thank you for this I had to look away every five sentences because I was stimming to much/pos
I also love when people dive into Ted and Ellen's dynamic because it's one of the most fascinating ones
also that radio drama clip gets me EEEEEEEEEVERY TIME MAN
I love you Ted, Ted you are my favorite, you mean everything to me Ted
Thinking about IHNMAIMS in pretty much all of its forms.
Specifically Ted and Ellen. Obviously in the Game their relationship is very different from the short story/comic/radio drama, with Ted being in love with Ellen(although it’s evident it’s because she is the only woman left alive). In the game he shows devotion to her, he is willing to push past his usual methods of flirtation and find other ways to get what he needs.
But in the other adaptions his feelings towards Ellen are mixed. I think his unique backstory with being so dependent on women to live a happier and more lavish life style, significantly effect how he views Ellen beyond AM’s tampering
Throughout the short story Ted constantly thinks ill of Ellen. Even though prior to being placed in this hell, she had only had sex twice before. But she is the last woman alive on earth. The video game(while following a different plot line(still one that is extremely tragic and literally made me cry)) expresses that even before Ellen’s assualr she had little to no interest in sex. She would never have had sex with the four men if it weren’t for
1. AM
2. Being the Last women alive
3. AM’s deliberate tampering
In a world where characters like Benny have been so permanently physically marked as a form of torture by AM, something like sex, is not as extreme in comparison(at least from Ted’s perspective). However to be the last woman alive, with minimal interest in sex, to be tampered with in such a way, is such a horrific form of torture.
I’m going to shift a way from this for a second to talk about Ted’s backstory for the video game. I understand that the videogame makes changes in terms of backstory for some of the characters(like Benny), so we can’t claim Ted’s backstory for the game is even remotely close to whatever it might have been for the short story. However, I still think can provide interesting context to his behavior towards Ellen.
Starting off, he really isn’t the cool rich guy that he played himself off to be when life was still normal. He never came from money, he was poor and he was forced to work and couldn’t go to school. However he was good looking which is resulted in older woman being attracted to him. And when he was NINETEEN, one older woman gave him her husband’s money and offered him the chance to travel and live in luxury.
Now this probably isn’t important, or was even taken into consideration by the game makers, but I was curious as to what the possible age gap between this older woman and Ted could be. The were together for 5 years, then she died
She died specifically of an aneurysm, which according to Google typically happens between the ages of 30 to 60. There is all this stuff with the Cold War and ww3 and I was going to try to do all this math with it but it’s too late for that and not relevant to the point I’m trying to make. But I’m just going to do some simple mental math and estimate that it might have been late 60’s or early 70’s when the older woman and Ted first got into a relationship. As I’m assuming everything went to shit in 1995 since that’s when the game came out, and 25 years had passed after he met the woman. Also this makes sense as Ted’s grandfather sold the farm due to the Great Depression, since most people married and had kids young, I’m going to be generous and say grandpa was 30 in 1929, and Ted’s mother or father was 9, then 10-12 years later Ted was born. Then 19 years later it would be about the 60’s or 70’s.
I am going to presume that the older woman had been married to her husband for at least 15 years. So it might have been 50’s at the earliest possibility. And the average age people married at then was when they were in their 20’s. So when she met Ted she was AT THE EARLIEST 35. Making her at least 16 years older than Ted when the first got together. But also worth noting that they do specifically mention older. So if we look on the higher side of the typical ages for aneurisms she could have been 55 when they first met(as the 5 years would pass making her 60) so she could have been 36 years older than him.
This seriously isn’t relevant to the actual point I’m trying to make with Ellen and Ted but I got sucked in. I guess I just wanted to highlight that Ted did not have the power in this relationship, he was young and poor, while she was old and rich, and I can imagine how that kind of relationship would impact him.
The next thing I want to note is the use of the word ‘lover’.
Though it can be used in a strictly romantic non intimate sense, I think it is used in the sexual way here.
Especially with the provided context of two different definitions of the word ‘lover’ both highlighting it’s connotations with sexual relationships
Furthermore, Ted’s relationship with the older woman is essentially just a sugar baby relationship. She is letting him experience things he never could have without her money. She teaches him how to act as a socialite and gets him used to the high life.
In connection to the sexual elements above, there was a video I wanted to link here but I can’t find it anywhere anymore. It was a YouTube video with a bunch of sugar babies discussing their experiences. And one woman confides that you really won’t make much money if you are in a platonic or non intimate romantic relationship with your sugar parent. If you want to make money and live richly, you have to preform sexual favors.
Now it’s hard to say if this was the only relationship with an older woman that Ted had been in. But regardless of whether it was one woman or a billion, using his body in order to get something that he wants has become an important asset to Ted; As seen in the castle with the maid and the witch. His love for Ellen(in the video game) helps him break past this fatal flaw of his, despite AM’s obvious temptations to make him fail.
Even if this stuff was in anyone’s minds when they wrote Ted’s backstory but I think it’s extremely important to note, especially as we return to my main point.
As stated before, Ted views Ellen negatively due to her promiscuity, despite the desire(felt really gross typing this word in this context) being placed in her as a form of torture by AM. She also is a woman, and Ted’s life has been spent around using and being used by women, so definitely lots of conflicting stuff there. Additionally Ted’s experiences with sexual relations are shown to be based in being transactional.
When he agrees with Ellen to go to the caves to get the food, she rewards him by being intimate with him to show her gratitude. Ted sees it as her ‘using him.’ (From the Radio Drama, I was going to post the clip but I could only post one video in a tumblr post apparently)
In the comic, after this encounter he questions her motivations. What she got out of it, once again thinking transactionally. But her response
“Does there have to be a reason”
Really gets to me. Especially after looking at all this intertextual context. Thinking about video game Ted’s backstory with book Ted’s thoughts and behaviors, he is shown to always think there is some kind of catch. No one is doing something without getting something in return, especially if that thing is kindness.
Ted is so intensely paranoid(as seen in all versions). I think by pairing up the backstory for the game with the short story/comic/radio drama it’s evident to see how heavily affected he is by it.
He thinks he has been tormented less by AM, making him paranoid of the others, contributing towards his behavior towards Ellen. Yet despite everything from the past and all of AM’s tampering, he still finds comfort with Ellen. Her unfaltering kindness manages to reach him even when he dismisses it as a farce. She doesn’t hate him or the others for how they’ve treated her, she still wants to help them. He still cares for her and the others. But he is filled with so much fear. He even apologizes to her.
I feel like at that point in the Radio drama marks a shift. Ted has made a realization about AM and it’s a lot for him, but Ellen is there for him. It’s a genuinely sincere act of kindness from her where she doesn’t ask or expect anything in return. They have some kind of connection. Once again blending the different versions, I think that this moment between them comes together in the end when they kill the other victims together. They don’t speak to each other, they just do it quickly and he kills her. And here he doesn’t refer to her by any degrading names. In the comic he holds her. Like how in the radio drama she held him.
Overall I just wanted to point out how well all these versions really mix to provide so much more behind each character. The backstories for the video game allow the reader to understand book Ted’s actions and relationships from a new angle.
The is was super duper major mess of a ramble. It’s now 3 am and I have a migraine, so I’m done for tonight. I might clean this up another time or make another post about Video game Ted with context to his backstory since I didn’t include the events from the video game in here.
Once again these are just my thoughts and beliefs on how I think the video game backstory for Ted provides interesting context for Book Ted. I know that both stories play out differently and both Ted’s act differently so please don’t get angry if you disagree with the message of stuff I said
mini sequel post about video game Ted
#AHHHHHHHHH I LOVE TED#ted ihnmaims#ihnmaims#ellen ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#reblog#goes insane#im so not normal about Ted#Ted haters I don't understand you#he literally just needs to be held and understood#he just needs a safe space#someone who he genuinely knows won't take advantage of him#but the paranoia makes this so hard#and thus he lashes out#I love him so much sobs#he's not a violent dog#he doesn't know why he bites#I'm sorry I had to throw that in there#fuck you canine poetries your Ted IHNMAIMS#okay I think I'm done being insane#for now
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Contrary to popular belief etho and bdubs are not divorced and in this essay I will
#dbhc flavored because. well. look at me#do I seem normal to you#dbhc#dbhc art#art escapades#dbhc etho#dbhc bdubs#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#dbhc wlsmp#ethubs#bdubs#etho#bro they’re freaking LAUGHING under those arguments. they obviously care so much for each other and in my Ted talk we’ll be#[and then she talks for 3 hours]#they make me so happy btw. bringing joy to my household on these nights#trafficblr#traffic smp#now. 'divorce' duo folks i hear you#'well of course they're laughing--the cc's don't actually hate each other' you would be correct#but consider this: they're allowed to be whimsical and have play-fights *in character* too#im speaking to a small minority of ethubs fans btw & this is not meant to be pointed LOL im being so unserious and very silly about them ^.#etho and bdubs duo i love you. never stop being weirdos#IM NEVER DRAWING THAT DANG HORSE AGAIN BTW#this is a lie probably <3#dbhc tango
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Chibi Ted for the soul 😌
#Ted holding tinky: the electric boogaloo#yk how in many biblical painting they hold lambs? yeah im so normal about the concept of holding a goat instead#if you guys know anything about the symbology of goats in the bible then you might be able to understand#anyway take a Ted doodle lads- it’s been months and I’m still not over him#Ted Spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#tinky#t’noy karaxis#starkid#team starkid#starkid productions#starkid musicals#lords in black#the lords in black#tgwdlm#the guy who didnt like musicals#the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart#tgwdlm fanart#time bastard#time bastard nightmare time#starkid time bastard#nmt#nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#fanart#my art
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Hey!!! I love your art sm!!!!!
I was wondering: can you draw Ted being possessed by Tinky or Bill being possessed by Blinky (or both)?
Have a great day!!!!!!!
normal guys in normal scenarios
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#ted spankoffski#bill woodward#bliklotep#<- I KEEP SPELLING HIS NAME WRONG#t'noy karaxis#id in alt text#definitely art#im so. normal about bill haha you have to believe me would i ever lie to you#“what's more if we don't comply/with the church's wishes/i can see us being sacrificed or stuffed”#no i totally didn't replace things in that song with stuff that relates to hatchetfield and the church of the starry children. haha
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Best cure for breakups is screaming starkid songs
Starkid grind never ends, even during the most agonizing times <3
More hcs!
Paul and Emma have a day out of the month where they get high and watch shitty movies
Pete will absolutely DEVOUR peanut butter
Richie got his hair stuck in a vacuum once
Hannah plays dolls with Webby
Ethan has tried (and failed) to hotwire a car
Ruth will print the most random ass pictures to other classrooms
Ted hates needles, so he physically has to look away when Pete checks his blood sugar
Boy Jerry’s family isn’t religious, so they have no clue how that happened
That’s it! As I said, starkid grind never ends!!!!
#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#starkid#hcs#im so normal about starkid#richie lipschitz#peter spankoffski#ruth fleming#paul matthews#emma perkins#boy jerry#hannah foster#ethan green#ted spankoffski
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AND ANOTHER THING. i know that on a meta level this is literally just How Video Game Bosses Work. but also with how well the game mechanics work into the story in many other cases i don't think it's unreasonable to look at it from an in universe perspective
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i think it really says something that loop only uses their stronger attacks in their second phase. i think it really says something that you have to bring them down to 0hp four (4) times, attacking them repeatedly + proving that you are willing to genuinely hurt/kill them, before they'll use their most powerful attacks on siffrin
#talk tag#isatposting#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#man i am wordy today huh#anyways. i think abt loop a normal amount can you tell. i think about twohats a normal amount can you tell#also wait hold on i just checked the stats page again for this post and. it seems like loop Cannot crit in phase one?#unless im reading it wrong. but like. gestures emphatically if that is true#id need to go fight them again to check but i dont think attack buffs would do anything (bc their attacks are percentage based)#which would mean if both of those things are true the max damage they can do in phase one IS genuinely just 17% of ur hp#+ even if attack buff DOES do smth thatd still only be uhhhhhhh#like 25%? but even then they can only buff once per loop in phase one + they only do that 17% attack once every 3 turns#so theyd only be able to get one of those. so im just gonna say 17% max for simplicity sake#guarding halves the damage down to 8.5% and for the other attack halves it to 5%. you heal 6% every turn with the memory#you could literally just stand there and guard forever and absolutely nothing else. and stay at almost full hp the whole time#if im doing the math right then youd lose a total of 0.5% hp for every three turns. by just standing there and doing nothing but guarding#loop! does not! want!!! to hurt siffrin!!!!!!!! thank you for coming to my ted talk. takes a bow#wait thats not taking into account attack speed actually hold on#okay so its gonna vary based on level obvs + also my sif has the scissors equipped which lowers attack speed and i cant. unequip them </3#BUT. opened up my act 6 save to check. his attack speed is 186 (at level 76) and loops is 170. so sif outpaces loop#which MEANS [clears throat] sif can probably outheal all the damage loop does given enough time#okay. thank you for coming to my ted talk for REAL this time. maybe ill make these tags their own post i fucking went off so much help m#was joking abt being really wordy today and then went and wrote a FULL ESSAY in the tags like okay
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father and son
#ted lasso#ted lasso fanart#henry lasso#remember when jason sudeikis said that ted lasso was a show about bad fathers and we all thought it was about ted's own father and how his#passing caused ted to become the kind person he currently is. and we thought that was the 'bad father' part of him. and then s3 rolls#around and it just hits you how his passing did cause that and More. how ted became so afraid to let down others. to let down henry by not#Winning The Whole Thing. but yeah in the end you just have to try#and sometimes i wonder if ted ever knew that he was a good father (etc etc that conversation with dr sharon in 2x10)#despite the distance and his divorce.. cherish the moment he had with his son instead of the time they spent away from each other#pn.art#SORRY THIS HAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR THE PAST 3 HOURS ITS 5AM RN I KNOW I HAVE A SHITASS SCHEDULE </3#ted lasso spoilers#i have sooo much stuff i wanna say about this and i know ill forget to say it later but god. god i just want him to know hes enough soo bad#<- normal about fictional characters#babygirl you are so full of problems they rarely addressed. godbless#IM NOT MAKING SENSE I JUST LOVEEEEE HIMMMM :((((
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the wrath of the waves must not be underestimated.
#once again i am drawing callum#but this time it's lineless woo!!!#welcome to the deep sea#specifically a clam#im so normal about callum being the ocean to rayla's moon#both for the cutest ways possible snd the angst like this#water silences you#to drown is to lose control#breathe#on this topic. deep sea girl is a rayllum song. thank you for coming to my ted talk#domina profundis#callum tdp#tdp#the dragon prince fanart#tdp s5#cw blood#tw blood#lineless art#fanart#my fanart#my art#bobasalt
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My friend made this for me. I feel like there are people here who will appreciate it. I've never felt more seen in my life.
#joey richter#owen carvour#ron weasley avpm#peter spankoffski#ted spankoffski#henry mcdoon#i dont remember what else was on there#this was before i watched solve it squad#starkid#spies are forever#im so normal about that man
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i like to imagine that jason was just like- the normal one before his death, to the point that it kinda scared bruce and Alfred, like wdym your not bouncing off the walls (literally) 24/7? wdym you did your homework already? Wdym you don't need to be reminded to watch your language when we go to events? And were Dick would have been attempting to see what was sturdy enough for him to swing around on Jason was just... up in his room, reading sense and sensibility. And don't get me wrong he still a little rough around the edges sometimes like Bruce has to remind him to pull his punches a little more than he had to with Dick but overall he was a good kid who got good grades and did overall good work in the field while not as brilliant a detective as his successor nor as nimble as his predecessor Jason was a good Robin in his own right. And tho no one ever says it bruce was probably his happiest when jason was his robin.
#chat i have so many thoughts#about how these guys grew up#i have many many thoughts#on what the family dynamic was like up until tim arriving#i could write a essay#i really could#this post is how bruce saw jason btw#Jason was the type of kid to#hear his dad and brother fighting and pretend he didn't hear it then go out 20 min later and say something silly to get a smile outta bruce#and i think about how that kinda stuff really forged the red hood#annyyyyywaaaayyyy#im so normal about this#thank you for coming to my ted talk#batman#batfam#jason todd#dc robin
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fuckingbn. ok. Okay
#🐠.txt#everybody wants paul carnally and i fully understand#the way paul leans into teds touch. the way he reaches out for bill.#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#chai coffee#i dont remember the shipnames for paul and bill im so sorry#i see everybody post that one clip of paul and ted and i am Also not normal about that but hello???#i did not notice or remember this part with bill and paul????
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nicks like . fine. he’s fucking it up in hell as a torso rn <3
#hermie watching ted lasso is something that can be so personal#VERY upset he’s been forgotten so much that he’s angry about it in character#it’s worrying but like I’m excited for hermie angry arc#also genuinely I think nick is fine#lincoln killed this episode I LOVE this pissboy#also normal having c grades but also still catching up on homework . I love him#aND IM WORRIED ABT HIM GOD#digital art#dndads#dungeons and daddies#normal oak#hermie the unworthy#lincoln li wilson#scary marlowe#taylor swift dndads#Nicholas foster#sorry this is late :((((( I was having a bad time and also midterms
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ted being a proud and overprotective bf for 1 minute and 19 seconds (1 x 12)
#horuss’ clips#when irwin finally lands a move and he immediatly just smile at ted omg…#and when ted yells at the crowd for mocking irwin 😭😭😭#im not normal about them#theyre so touchy with eschother in this ep too#hmmmm#wwe#90s wwf#wwf#monday night raw#irwin r schyster#irs#ted dibiase#money inc
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hey don't cry. the jeri/rys will never be able to share simple human intimacy. they'll never get to hold hands. why are you crying louder
#im so normal about them!!!!!#<- read one fic that changed his life forever#the axeman is like the minotaur to me#daedelus was locked up in the labyrinth he created yknow#(voice of a guy who is absolutely insane) have you thought about the implications#take my hand. make parallels and be crazy about religion being both the thing keeping them together and the thing driving them apart#boy jerry#girl jeri#nightmare time 2#abstinence camp#definite's ted talks#i could talk about them forever (this is a threat)#my friends are so lucky that they havent seen nightmare time that shit ruins you#you end up thinking about two incredibly repressed christians#im literally insane. do you understand do you understand do you understand do you understand do you understand do you understand do you und#no yeah im not gonna be able to do anything but think about them for a while
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As much as I hate getting sick, god does a deep voice give me gender euphoria <3
Anywaysssss, HCS!!!!!!
When Paul and Emma move in together, Paul tries to keep the fridge somewhat organized, while Emma doesn’t care and just throws stuff in there
Richie doesn’t like syrup (it got in his hair once)
Lex really wants to yell when she sees a bad mom at toy zone
Ted can eat spicy food, like, nothing phases him. Pete on the other hand can’t handle spicy food, but he really likes it so he’ll still eat it
Hannah doesn’t like eggs
Richie can’t handle a lot of blood (now think about the implications)
This is all I have for today!!
#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#black friday#npmd#nerdy prudes must die#paul matthews#emma perkins#paulkins#richie lipschitz#lex foster#ted spankoffski#peter spankoffski#hannah foster#hatchetverse#hatchetfield#starkid#hcs#im so normal about starkid
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some random doodles,, woah
#i dont like them#how the fuck do you draw patterns. i dont know#doodles#bill and ted#bill and teds excellent adventure#bill and teds bogus journey#bill s preston esquire#ted theodore logan#the one in the bottoms supposed to be evil ted but. you cant really tell#adding those outfits 2 my thing about them matching…. teds shirt is blue…. augsjghg#grins hey im so normal
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