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noblehouseofgay · 6 months ago

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Man people are so weird. Saying the marauders are all dead? Psh what weird shit are you reading? They're literally all happily alive and married🙄

Stop pushing your weird theories onto me smh

#im so funny and delusional #marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #rosekiller #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #dorlene #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #marylily #pandalily #lily evans #pandora rosier #mary macdonald

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likeprongstostars · 7 months ago

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some fem jegulus art ive been collecting over time + special cherry regulus for @messymoony

#mar do you u know she is always on mind i want her so bad its not even funny im downright delusional #srry guys im shamelessly putting them in the butch lesbian with the pretty doll girlfriend stereotype #regulus black #james potter #regulus black fanart #jegulus #james potter fanart #jegulus fanart #marauders fanart #marauders #my art #fem jegulus

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jackshiccup · 1 year ago

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hiccup’s line delivery i can’t breathe

#THE SILENCE AFTER..#HES LITERALLY SO FUNNY ??#erm.. insane? demented? delusional? stupid?#😭😭😭#httyd #httyd rob #riders of berk #video #im having fun watching this show #rob s1 e11

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skitskatdacat63 · 9 months ago

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Okay now where's the Seb teddy bear so I can make them kiss each other!?

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#okay btw you can credit the last frame to suzuki #bcs she brought up the pig stuffed animal that seb kept as a good luck charm when he was karting #and suggested the same with fernando's bear :DDD #also feeling weirdly sappy abt the fact that theres pics of fernando in the ferrari garage w an almost identical pig like ??????#anyways please yes have this random vettonso comic 🥰🥰#im working on a bigger vettonso drawing rn so i made this quick in the meantime!#icl i saw the fernando teddy bear. and i made the eyebrow post and whatever #but there was also just this image in the back haunting me of him gifting one to seb #I AM DELUSIONAL!!!#its just so cute to imagine it as like 'heres a memento of me to keep you company' 🥺🥺🥺🥺#funny tho cause i had the same exact imagine for my ocs and i never drew a comic version for them yet drew this real quick #the power of vettonso takes hold of me sometimes.....#tfw you take a break from your vettonso painting youve been working on for a wk+ to go draw a vettonso comic #i have a problem.#ANYWAYS THIS IS SO CUTE WAAAHHHH #drew it as cope bcs in trying to restrain myself from buying the fernando teddy bear #if i cant have it ill make seb have it yknow 🤭🤭🤭#wah this reminded i should draw more little comics theyre not too hard tbh #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #catie.art

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mybraindumpsterfire · 2 months ago

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My prediction for October 19th is this. Dan and Phil holding small pride flags together, FOB and/or MCR playing in the background, and in sync they say, “no but seriously imagine it” before they turn to each other. They smile softly as they giggle together and then lean in until the moment their lips almost touch and the video abruptly ends. They never acknowledge it again and act confused when people bring it up afterwards. Effectively, they take the opportunity to gaslight the hell out of us

#phan #amazingphil #phil lester #dan and phil #dan howell #dip and pip #dnp #daniel howell #im 98% sure nothing will happen but that 2% margin is too much for me #im being delusional ignore me #no but seriously imagine it haunts my dreams at this point #i honestly want it to happen just so we’ve moved on at this point #edit post prophecy day: i fucking called it gosh i love them they are so unserious and funny

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nightcorecarseatheadrest · 3 days ago

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boq and nessa in act 2 pretty please… 🥺…

The real mystery of wicked: what did boq expect to do against Elphaba with a butter knife?

#they're so. well #idc im obsessed with them. deeply suicidal boq and delusional nessa will always be funny #she has a spray bottle for when he gets too close to balconies or the medicine cabinet #she microchipped him.#boq woodsman #boq bfeeson #nessarose thropp #wicked the life and times of the wicked witch of the west #wicked movie #wicked musical #wicked art #wicked

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collinnmckinley · 2 months ago

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BRUCE SAID KILLING BELL WAS NEVER PERSONAL TO ADLER

#jay talks #AAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA #im- 😭😭😭😭#i mean we alreaady knew this shit #because he LITERALLY says it in that scene!#but this is so fucking funny #because it means delusional bell stans can seeth more #russell adler

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jaybirdsandbabybats · 25 days ago

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fun little jayvik tidbits from (pre-retcon) league lore for arcane-onlys!

jayce always viewed viktor with rose-tinted glasses. that isn't an arcane-only change they made.

jayce's account of them working together in their academy days:

vs viktor's account:

even in their divorce era, jayce still saw viktor with emotions that he has long since discarded.

jayce's account from the fight:

vs viktor's account:

and finally, in the aftermath:

jayce's account:

and viktor's:

viktor truly won the idgaf wars when it came to jayce in league canon

#its so funny to me how jayce was like “thats the one guy who could stand me” and you cut to viktor and he's like “he's fucking insufferable”#jayce giopara may be gone now but he will never be forgotten by me #he was an insufferable asshat but i still love him dearly #anyways dont let anyone (read: linke) tell yall you're just delusional about jayvik bc the signs were always there #arcane just amplified it by a thousand and actually made them close in their academy days #and made jayce talis an absolute sweetheart in comparison to jayce giopara #jayvik #arcane #jayce talis #or more accurately #jayce giopara #viktor arcane #viktor league of legends #league of legends #jayce talis would fucking HATE jayce giopara #im of the opinion that s2 jayce talis would bring down the hammer on jayce giopara with no hesitation #bc giopara will say one wrong thing to arcane viktor and talis will just go “ok thats enough out of you. begone”#sef rambles

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stuck-in-jelly · 11 days ago

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Having lots of thoughts about Corvus and the fact that this is the first time we’ve seen him on a promotional poster AND that he has been regaining lost screen-time from season 4 and 5

Corvus has the least stake in the game as far as interpersonal relationships goes he is pretty separated from most of everyone.

Soren’s dad tortured and imprisoned Rayla’s dad and kidnapped Zym, Rayla’s dad killed Ezran’s and Callum’s dad, Zym’s dad killed Aanya’s, Ezran’s, and Callum’s moms in a 3 for one meal, Callum’s and Ezran’s dad lead the mission where Aanya’s mothers were killed, Ezran’s and Callum’s dad killed Zym’s dad, Callum is dating the daughter of his father’s murderer, and it just keeps getting more complicated from there.

But Corvus?

We dont even really know anything about him. He grew up in the woods on the borderlands, he was in the military at a young age and was even considered a veteran at 20 years old, he’s smart, strong, quick on his feet, he’s a bit awkward socially at times, he’s worked espionage, and he’s a really good baker.

But we know next nothing of his personal life, we dont even know if he has parents or any family to speak of aside from Amaya and Gren who have known him the longest. Its implied he met Soren and Claudia in passing in the past but thats as close as it gets.

Corvus is so widely detached from the chaos of everything going on with all the other characters whose past and connections are all so complicated

And now we get a poster where Corvus is quite literally breaking through the title, his weapon pushes past everything as he stares steadily ahead with a clear mind

Corvus is the key to helping break the cycle

#jelly tarts #the dragon prince #tdp corvus #tdp s7 speculation #im trying not to get my hopes up too much about corvus being a bit more central but damn it i want him to be central #im probably delusional #the most complicated Corvus’s relationship gets with others is him leading a coupe against Soren’s dad but like…Soren helped him escape #in order to lead that coupe against his father #and like even amaya is muddled in all this #her sister was killed by Zym’s dad her brother in law killed by her nephew’s girlfriend’s dad #her wives late sister also wanted her killed and almost blinded her #her wives brother is….himself #everyone with their messy lives and Corvus standing off to the side is like ‘….so uh i wrote a new song’#at the least its pretty funny how like not connected he is to everything #damn realizing Opeli has more stuff going on personally then Corvus too #Viren disrespected her and burned Harrow’s body a person who she seemed to have considered a friend and in the books admired #She imprisoned him and sent guards after him and also helped lead the coupe #she advocated to have Soren and Claudia arrested

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tankgotstuckinthecircusgate · 3 months ago

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my n1 guilty pleasure is thinkin that post m2 lauretta moved deeper into criminal after several years & ended up sentenced to jail somewhere in the middle of 1970s

#sorry... had to say it. maybe i just want her to run a brothel&etc somewhere out of empire bay and #giving interviews and shit and she's in her 60+s. and ofc it's a furor. and she enjoys it (more than?) a bit #yk i just was writing texts for SC for m2 women some time ago #and im sorry .. in my delusional head if she got the chance to be in charge; havin the same amount of power #as carlo she'd be so much worse than him (<- here it means better i suppose)#i mean if she'd end up in criminal ofc she cant have an equal position it's clear etc #i just enjoy her being cruel and having no morals. why to let go all this #m2 #also it'd be funny if eddie & lauretta'd keep in touch. both end up in jail #i need her to cause a furor genuinely. M4 could be if not exactly bout her #(i'm mentally bargaining w 2kczech) but at least takin place in her area of control #i remember some1 made a post like evil women in mafia series when #Here she is. Here's the woman #sorry. i may be cringe but i had to say it bc i sometimes think bout it since spring #michelle gurevich makes me think bout lauretta its like a ring bell for Pavlov's dogs #Where is this tt sound. “I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! i dont care about homeless fucking people!”#<- lauretta in my eyes #i also need her w wrinkles n greying hair so bad. im a weak person. im lying i need everything above so bad #*picture of a cat w wet eyes*

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watobu · 2 months ago

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do u think wifies and egg would frolic in a field together

#unstable universe #i think theyre neat #i miss eggchan #they have such similar morals its so funny #theyre both fuckass pacifists #i think these 2 + wato and ken would be great friends (kww are already friends but shhh)#kww please bring egg in and become a quad (im delusional)

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wiremotherofficial · 11 hours ago

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i often feel bad for like running away across the country and estranging myself from my family on purpose, but then i make the mistake of trying to be open about literally anything and am instantly reminded that i objectively cannot survive in that environment

#like maybe im overly sensitive or whatever #but i just have too little trust in myself to be dismissed all the time #too easy to be talked into letting myself die. that's what was happening when i left #that's literally why #it's just so frustrating #and i can't tell if they're just delusional and in denial or they think it wasn't that bad because it didn't happen the same way for them #my degree of disability definitely makes the same level of neglect more significant for me #but still like why aren't we on the same page about this??? especially when she has children and she's SO careful with them #and acts nothing like our parents #did none of this happen to anyone else for real???#i honestly feel like i was the throwaway child. but my siblings insist that i was somehow the favorite #and it all feels so crazy i can't stand it #anyway im done oversharing for this evening #i will reblog a few funny posts to bury this as usual

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ahalliance · 1 year ago

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based on how delighted fans of different ccs/characters get when qétoiles notices thats smth Up with their blorbo, i deem qétoiles the unseen glue holding the server together

#qsmp #etoiles #étoiles #im also biased and slightly delusional . so #but it’s rly funny seeing phil fans be like OH WERE SO BACK when étoiles mentioned philza being gone for a while #AND bbh fans being like ‘ohhhh étoiles’ clocked him’ when étoiles points out how sus he is being #jay rambles

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eleu22 · 12 days ago

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GHOST MY BELOVED