#im simping help me.

[lyrik-rose]

Absolutely unfare that I can not be with Hozier

[yabishrihere]

Lord help me I’ve got a problem… well, a few actually

[rafrfr]

What my friend nicknamed each LU boy:

(She never learned the fandom names nor has she picked up a Legend of Zelda game. I forced her to read LU because I wanted her to)

The friend in question: @theachskid

Warriors: Green, because of his tunic. I asked and she said "I saw green so I said green". I almost had a heart attack when she said that but he's Green I guess.

Time: Bluehead, because of the marks on his forehead. I don't...I don't know.

Four: Laurence. She thought Four was a girl lmao. When she first saw Four she asked if he was a girl and I just went "...yes😈" to see what would happen. She was so upset when she found out Four was not a girl because she loved lesbian Four x Dot. I regret nothing.

Twilight: Insert Name Here. I hate it. I hate saying it so much. It's too long but she said she couldn't think of anything else.

Wild: Bonbon. I can't explain it. It's so...what?? Why??? I never asked her and I don't want to know why she chose Bonbon

Sky: Shadow. This is where my second heart attack comes in. She said it was because he looked so emo. The Shadow. The (probably) main bad guy in LU? Shadow Link? Four Swords? I hate calling him Shadow when I talk to her about him for obvious reasons.

Hyrule: Mistake. I can't explain it. She says it's because he looks like a mistake (I'm so sorry Riri) and whenever she reads his lines it's always in the most flamboyant voice she can muster. I hate it but it's perfect.

Legend: Fortnite. This is because when we were deciding names, she was just naming stuff in her room and I said "No, choose something better" and she chose Fortnite. It's perfect.

Wind: Frederick. When she first saw Wind in the first chapter, she laughed and called him Frederick. Wind was the first one she named and was her favorite for a long time (Until she started simping for Twilight so bad. It's so bad)

[erimelodii]

Meet Liz - my Amazing Digital Circus OC! She's a bit snooty and thinks of herself as a princess, but rest assured she'll be nice to you as long as you don't push her buttons (cough JAX cough)

[capricores]

i love being friends with earth sign placements (sun/moon/asc/venus) so much. you will not find better friends. the way they're so caring, attentive, nurturing, kind-hearted?! the fact that they initiate and plan things for and with you?! the way they listen so well and give amazing yet gentle advice?! the way they remember all the little things about you and your interests and give the most thoughtful gifts and remind you in small ways that they remember everything about you?! i hope every earth sign placement is having a great day and knows just how positively impactful they are in their friend's lives!!!!!! we love you!!!!

[izzy-the-chaotic-gremlin]

I'm starting to see something in him help

[simp-ly-writes]

Simp-ly's Laundry List

Gentleman! Spencer Agnew Fic (x2) (x1)

Damien Haas Fic

Anthony Padilla Fic

Gentleman! Spencer Fic

Love Is Blind! Spencer (ep. 1 shayne x court).

Spencer x British!Reader

Trevor x shorter!Reader - Who Meme'd It Shipping (social media au)

Spencer x Reader - enemies to lover edition 😮‍💨

Trevor x Can't Cook for Life!Reader

Betting on Hearts (pt.3)

141 x Medic!Reader Fic

The City: The Series (pt.3)

Personal Hell Prequel

Last Updated: NOV 6th 2024

[brownhood69]

Ok

Ok, I can't be the only one that Simps for this guy right?

I mean look at his face and body!

And look at his tongue.

This guy is the definition of a psychotic husband and I want him.

[p4nishers]

let me just say this: if crowley EVER makes an actual move on aziraphale and aziraphale gives even a HINT of reciprocation it's over for him in SECONDS bc u know aziraphale half asses nothing so it'll be like crowley tries to brush their fingers together and aziraphale fully beams at him and interlocks their fingers in seconds. crowley stares speechlessly at their hands for 5 minutes, looks up at aziraphale and faints. crowley gets aziraphale flowers and aziraphale puts them in the very center of his shop where everyone can see and keeps them alive for months. crowley fights a giggle every time he sees them. crowley offers his jacket on a cold night and aziraphale wears the jacket everywhere for weeks and gushes about it to everyone he meets. crowley chokes on his breath every meeting aziraphale is in it without fail. crowley slyly asks aziraphale on an actual romantic date and aziraphale SLAMS down their wedding invitations infort him of like "im so glad u asked, dear, i've been waiting for this" then launches into a rant about flower arrangements and table cloth colors and crowley is left blinking at him and trying not to explode. poor snake.

[syrips]

'strahd's scary'

'strahd's evil'

yea ok but hear me out.

imagine if. if he let you hug him.

[urmultideadfandomperson]

Many by now knows that I love Shane

But you're wrong

You think he's the only person I'm chasing after?

I'M CHASING THESE THREE TOO

[yabishrihere]

More Astarion love because I’m obsessed

Does posting him on tumblr get him out of my head?

Nope, not at all

[satansbiggestkinnie]

ADMIRAL LEVI IS A WANT,A NEED,A MUST.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HE'S HOTTER THEN LUCIFER LIKE-

I- I. I JUST CAN'T ANYMORE? HOW? WE'VE ESTABLISHED HE'S A BOTTOM...LIKE-

EEEEEEIJRRAJSJDJENDNEHRBRBRHDHRBHY3

HMM?

HELLO. HI. KISS ME? HUG ME? FUCK ME??? PLEASE SIR. ♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️♿️

[beelanddiavolosimp-blog]

I cannot keep myself contained bro. He's so hot like UGH😫😍

[muchmossymess]

They need to make death reversible so falin touden can smash my skull in and I can thank her

[mystmesstolemysoul]

Am I the only one who feels like on every single route Seven becomes like my best friend?

Like. He's making me laugh. He's offering me advice. He's hyping me up and supporting my decisions. He just wishes the best for me and wants me to be happy.

Like. Wtf am I supposed to do with that??