#i want yall to know that i spent a full 2 minutes tryna spell reciprocation im not kidding
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let me just say this: if crowley EVER makes an actual move on aziraphale and aziraphale gives even a HINT of reciprocation it's over for him in SECONDS bc u know aziraphale half asses nothing so it'll be like crowley tries to brush their fingers together and aziraphale fully beams at him and interlocks their fingers in seconds. crowley stares speechlessly at their hands for 5 minutes, looks up at aziraphale and faints. crowley gets aziraphale flowers and aziraphale puts them in the very center of his shop where everyone can see and keeps them alive for months. crowley fights a giggle every time he sees them. crowley offers his jacket on a cold night and aziraphale wears the jacket everywhere for weeks and gushes about it to everyone he meets. crowley chokes on his breath every meeting aziraphale is in it without fail. crowley slyly asks aziraphale on an actual romantic date and aziraphale SLAMS down their wedding invitations infort him of like "im so glad u asked, dear, i've been waiting for this" then launches into a rant about flower arrangements and table cloth colors and crowley is left blinking at him and trying not to explode. poor snake.
#i want yall to know that i spent a full 2 minutes tryna spell reciprocation im not kidding#i dont even know if this actual makes sense bc reading it back makes me wanna kms i articulated this so badly im so sorry#i literally just woke up and the coffees hasn't kicked in yet#anyway what i meant by this is crowley is the biggest simp alive with a weak nervous system when it comes to az and aziraphale is#just like 'marry me already u fucker' everytime crowley is agonizing abt if az loves him like that he puts his hand his hips and gestures#wildly their wedding rings then is like 'oh shit i forgot to give u that' and crowley discorporates#bro im so excited for s2 im shaking out of my skin every single minute km not watching it i cant focus on anything other than these idiots#send help PLEASE#good omens#azicrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#good omens headcanons
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