#-grabby hands- hug hug the boii

[syrips]

'strahd's scary'

'strahd's evil'

yea ok but hear me out.

imagine if. if he let you hug him.

[bustingitdownautismstyle]

Rating Bucci Gang members on the 'how well could I bury my face into their tits' scale

(I did a La Squadra version of this first a little while ago, so for gits and shiggles I had to do the main team too as the second installment of this madness)

CW for man tiddies

Bruno Bucciarati: 10/10

• I adore this mother of five with all my heart, I bet his chest would be so comfortable

• considering his height (185cm/6'1"), his chest would be easily accessible for ones face

• he's fairly slender, but seems to have quite a firm build, adding a comfortable firmness to the experience

• and paired with his kind paternal nature, I can see the overall experience being perfect as he'd happily let it just happen, perhaps seeing it as a silly form of affection and even perhaps even hugging back, only bringing one even closer to his chest

• Overall, a perfect, sweet VIP face in man titty experience

• bonus points for the open chested jacket (*grabby hands*)

Leone Abbacchio: 69/10

• Zamn

• ZAMN

• gotta love the goth dad tiddies

• for one, he is freaking tall too (188cm/6'2"), so one would have EXQUISITE access to dem bozongas

• he's broad too, broader than Bruno at least, so there'd be a lot to smoosh your face into, and a lot to touch

• I feel like he'd have quite a firm chest also

• was tempted to take points off for some possible flaws in his personality, considering he comes across as quite moody (and blue haha)

• but honestly, I feel like he'd freeze and not really give af

• with the smallest chance of being beaten off of him, face in tit experience is totally worth it

Guido Mista: 7/10

• the gun boii

• love him so much, but he gets some points off for possible reasons I will explain in a moment

• on a positive note, he's also tall (182cm/6'0"), therefore, good access again

• I feel like he'd radiate a natural warmth as well, and he is also fairly broad/muscular, so it'd be pretty comfortable

• however

• I hate to be the one to say it, but I feel like his musky smell would ruin the experience (he kinda stinky)

• his personality however pairs fairly well though, he's sweet

• if he put on some aftershave, he'd get an extra point

Narancia Ghirga (aged up if desired): 8/10

• the absolute bb

• he's an absolute sweetheart

• although he's a lot slenderer and a bit shorter (170.5cm/5'7") than the others, I feel like he'd be a pretty good head in chest experience

• tbh, with him, I'm talking about more affectionately, not as feral as I feel towards some of the others, he's seems too innocent for that

• but anyways, he's pretty muscular for his size and also, I feel like he'd give off a natural body heat too that's comforting, therefore making the experience comfortable too

• overall, it'd be a nice, adorable experience to rest one's head on his chest

Pannacotta Fugo (aged up if desired): 6/10

• swiss cheese boi

• I think it'd be a pretty decent experience

• he's pretty tall for one (178cm/5'10") and I feel like he'd be comfy

• the only problem with this is maybe how he'd react or go about dealing with someone burying their face into his tits

• I feel like he'd just stand there, completely tense and stiff with his hands at his sides

• that would either be the case or I feel like he'd be somewhat outraged and maybe even get a bit pissy about it

• overall though, excluding those possible factors, decent experience but not the best

Giorno Giovanna (aged up if desired): 8/10

• golden boi gets a solid eight

• he's fairly tall (172cm/5'8") and plus he also gets bonus points for the boob window

• I feel like he'd also have a natural warmth, not in an uncomfortable way though

• he's pretty reserved, so as perplexed as he'd intially seem if someone were to bury their face in his chest, I don't think he'd do anything

• I think he'd just let it happen tbh

• HOWEVER

• we need to also consider that he has Brando genes flowing through him

• so, maybe on another occasion, he'd indulge in it

• overall, it would be a pretty 'golden experience'

(I'm still mentally ill and apparently have no shame, and also, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!)