#im rewatching parks n rec

[themslash]

also ive been listening to the song labor of love off the severance soundtrack because it goes into the playlist i made about the book i'm currently reading but going to the mall while labor of love is looping is going to make you feel like you're losing your mind.

[ellabsprincess]

I HAVE REWATCHED PARKS N REC SO MANY TIMES also im so tired rn i keep zoning out and my hands are touching thr keyboard and tyoing thisng so slay BUT SNYWAY

whats ur favorite emoji?

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BABY GET SOME SLEEP!! THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD

uhhh idk, i think these ones? 🍄 🫶

the mushroom is too cute

[buckevantommy]

i really like Phoebe Bridgers' album art 

[cemeteryflora]

I really need a good series to like captivate me for a while does anyone have any recs

[demon-birate]

Why does leslie knope feel like a character designed by griffin mcelroy

[dindiarin]

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[samwinchesterstan]

Are u telling me this isnt objectively sexy @samwomanchester

[maspaz]

ahaha my reality has been distorted for someone elses personal gain

[foryounghyun]

cry worthy moments: when ben went to eagleton and personally paid more money for freddy spaghetti to perform for the childrens concert because he saw how much it meant to leslie

[noiretabby]

What religion am I practicing?

Well, I’m practicing none of your fucking business.

[mintycanoodles]

i still don't know what an nft is. what's cheugy. im so happy that i haven't a fucking clue what's going on in pop culture anymore. ive reached inner peace. time to go rewatch parks n rec for the thirty ninth time because i never developed an emotional nostalgic bond to the office

[wonplis]

sungjin: "It's not that i don't trust jae, it's that I don't have faith in Jae. Also im starting to forget who Jae is."

[luckyfaeth]

guys I need new shows to watch cuz I’m gonna be p isolated for like a week and I know if I don’t distract myself I’ll lose this good mood streak I’m on

so some show suggestions would be so welcome (and if they’re not on netflix then tell me where to watch them?) 

[twinkiemaximoff]

exActly, that would be v annoying gjdnfdjjf i’m glad the fireworks don’t scare them though, charlie gets freaked out a bit like it’s a thunderstorm or something. hehe yeah she’s cute, high maintenance but still cute cndjfsj BIG BOYS <333 and star wars names :’) a beagle and a chow mix aaa thats so cute, and a pit bull!! I love pit bulls, they seem so nice (even though they’re literally banned where i live cause people think they’re mean 😔) aahhh i love your cats! I like that they’re all different colours hehe idk why i find that cool fndjdnd and I definitely want to hear about them! DKFNFDK OKAY GOOD,,, does faust eat them whole? and can you like,,, see the rat inside him? 👁👁

hehehehe ty ty 😌 <3

(I’ll fight whoever’s setting off the fireworks for weeks 😤 maybe not a knight in shining armour cause armour’s kinda clunky,,, knight in a brown bear sweater maybe? gndjfndfjdj although i wouldn’t say i’m a knight either-)

ooo okay! parks and rec is so good fjdjfjf but yes all very good shows in my opinion (yeahh I heard about the covid storyline,, i get it ig but idk it doesn’t seem like something i wanna watch 😪 maybe i’ll get back into it though idk (or maybe i’ll just watch the first ten seasons again))

I meannn i couuldd come off anon cause we’re mutuals and you might know who i am idk but like scaryville usa yknow- I don’t wanna be a bother 😪 ohhh a, I seee hehe sounds like something i would read 😌

I love it tooo and it was on clearance cause it’s summer so i couldn’t not get it,, and I mean i’ll roast in the heat but yes i absolutely prefer winter over summer clothes 100% they’re just so much more comfortable,, and yes :’) bears :’)

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AFGSJHDAK they're a HAZARD they aren't scared of them, vader gets just a little nervous but if he's near me he's okay BUT R2 ajkhfakjh we have to keep him inside bc he'll try to eat the fireworks- IS SHE LIKE A LITTLE DOG? i've like never had small dogs before only like big boys (which is kind of funny considering how- short i am) N YEAH STAR WARS NAMES!!! a little silly but they're v cute

as for the cats uhh little descriptions,, jasper (the epitome of a grumpy old man who has a soft spot for that one person aka me <3), dinah (the middle child, has middle child syndrome despite the fact he hoards all the attention- bratty), and tigger (the baby, acts like,, a big baby- a little nervous/shy)

AND YES faust does eat them whole!!! AKJSFH it really depends on how big the rats are, you can sometimes see like a bulge in his belly but like,,

YES PLEASE AJKFAK come be my knight in the brown bear sweater n come protect me from mean neighbors :((

i have them all on my list now!!! i'm the worst at watching multiple shows at once but i promise i will! (i meannnnn,, i'd say just rewatch the first 10 JAKSHAK thats what i do at this point </3)

KAJSFHAJS i mean you coulldddddd,, i promise im really nice ASJKJH but i don't want you to be uncomfortable either :(( you could never be a bother shhh >:( n yeah?? it shouldddd be done soon! subby boy content is what i live for omh

OF COURSE AKJFSHK i don't blame you at all- if i saw a sweater with cats or bunnies on it, i would. winter clothes are just- superior to summer clothes in every way i love them soooo much,,

[tyrphi]

"This is my girlfriend, Sarah. And her girlfirend, Peebee. Peebee and I are best friends."

[morethanonepage]

hello. do you have any anti-recommendations for movies and/or tv shows? what should one avoid at all costs? I eagerly await your roasts. thank you.

do not watch any aaron sorkin property, ever. the good ones will make you Believe In Things & that is like, utterly cringe and twitter leftists won’t like you. the bad ones will make you scream about how a 59 y/o man with less technological literacy than a facebook dad thinks he’s With It when it comes to The Internet & also somehow thinks the 50s were the height of democracy, decorum, and civil responsibility bc all the men wore suits or w/e.

don’t watch knives out, unless you’re really DYING to see some the-parents-in-Get-Out level virtue signaling COMBINED with a loving reinterpretation of the Ultimate Bootstrapping Myth (being RAISED with money makes you shit but being the one to EARN money makes you like, the best & kindest ever, apparently). 

i mean watch LOT if you must but i don’t know if you should be encouraging whoever it is that continues to siphon the money out of the costuming, make up, and set design and also the writers room budgets.

stop rewatching parks and rec, or at the very least leave off before the last season that puts for the hilariously earnest contention that Gentrification Is Good, Actually; All Love Is Valid, But Traditional Hetero Marriage + 2.5 Kids Is The Most Valid; and What Are Gay Men But Ridiculous Buffoons for Our Enjoyment? 

stop watching anything put out by disney co. you don’t need disney plus. you don’t need to pay for another star war property. yes that includes baby yoda. there is no ethical consumption under capitalism etc but honestly advocating for the importance of representation in media and railing against the media monopolies and capitalism in general while also marching right into the next MCU release and investing emotionally (& financially) in it like the good little corporate sheep you are is uhhhhh hypocritical as fuck and also like. they’re not that good, and by paying to go see them, again and again, you’re encouraging them to still be shit. STAR WARS IS THAT BAD BECAUSE YOU KEEP PAYING FOR IT.

also while we’re here: just because the dceu isn’t as bad as the mcu doesn’t mean it’s good. just bc you feel bad about the dceu being the scrappy underdog trying to do something ~new doesn’t mean you have to pretend the movies are good or deep or anything but a cash grab for the grumpy white fanboys who hate the MCU because iTs FoR BaBiEs. mostly -- they are not good. sometimes, they are fine. and if they are bad, you don’t have to watch them. like, the WB and its $5 billion net worth will survive, i promise.

all the xmfc movies are bad. You know how Jeremy Renner brings such straight bro energy to Clint Barton that he ruins the character? That, but Michael Fassbender as Magneto. Disgusting! Homophobic! An insult to the good name of Ian McKellen!! No thank you! 

oh wow a Superheros Are Bad, Actually deconstruction? No thanks, I'll just catch the next one

More Movie Types To Avoid: do they whitewash Oscar Isaac? Then say no fuck you and be on your way. Just Say No to Dune, W.E., that Robin Hood movie w/ Russell Crowe, Life Itself, etc. (see also: movies that claim Adam Driver is Jewish. I mean...don’t see, also. and yes i do count star wars in this!!!)

Also congrats to one N*il G*im*n & Amazon dot com for turning a book that was hugely formative to me and a genuinely an optimistic but clear sighted allegory about the Cold War in specific/meaningless divisions between people in general, into a miniseries that’s thirsty, over- acted and produced, thematically messy, twee, and doesn’t even properly commit to it’s try-hard wokeness. Like I would say don’t watch it but everyone already has so 🤷🏻‍♀️

and finally, ultimately, my most earnest/beseeching plea: you 👏don’t 👏have 👏 to 👏watch 👏something 👏just 👏because 👏Everyone 👏Else 👏Is 👏Watching 👏It. it’s 2020. we’ve all got other shit to do. your friends will understand, and if not, you can fake it based on gifsets alone.