#im releasing it into the wild

[beresaad]

'Calliope, my daughter... You have a brother now...'

[siffrinsfrozendreams]

i have this really silly thought. feel free to add on/go wild with it if this inspires you.

The family, traveling together post-canon. Somewhere on their travels, they meet this person. This person decides for whatever reason that they do NOT like Siffrin at all. So, they get the bright idea of trying to manipulate the group into thinking Siffrin doesn't like the rest of them. After all, he's so quiet! They hardly add on to conversations! CLEARLY he doesn't like them! He's just traveling with the others cause its easier than being by himself!

Except. This doesn't even REMOTELY work on ANY of the others.

Siffrin doesn't like us? You mean "trapped themselves in a time loop because he didn't want us to separate" Siffrin? "Used a forgotten Craft to wish for all of us to stay together" Siffrin? "Almost broke the world because he didn't want to say goodbye to us" Siffrin? THAT Siffrin? Doesn't like us?????

Just. Post canon family being very secure and confident that Siffrin wants to be with them and keep traveling together and literally NOTHING can convince them otherwise

[curioscurio]

I'm rewatching Steven Universe and I will never forgive Fandom for what it did to her

[latelierderiot]

p r o t e c t o r s

[meatiors]

coach is WHAT???

[wanderer-clarisse]

... and he was eager moreover to discover all that he could concerning Mankind. He it was that first met Men in Beleriand and befriended them; and for this reason he was often called by the Eldar Edennil, 'the Friend of Men'. (Athrabeth Finrod ah Andreth)

(partially inspired by this)

[zhongrin]

i'm so unwell at the fact that wriothesley looks like he would love listening to those hardcore rock/heavy metal music - but that calming piano playing from the gramophone in his office tells otherwise.

and i think it's such a perfect analogy because despite looking like he could punch a bear to submission (he probably could, to be honest), i bet this man would playfully take your hand into an impromptu slow dance (or perhaps even a full blown waltz if you're up to it) whenever you complain about having nothing to do while you visit his office.

now you can't tell him that he's never done any 'cheesy romantic gestures'.

[jinstronaut]

25 / 50 days of jinkook

[sparrowchute]

I dont know how to draw hank

[chuuminn]

i will die on the 'fukuzawa has a breeding kink' hill.

are you gonna tell me he adopts troubled gifted ( and ranpo ) like they're collectables and doesn't find himself wondering about having his own kid ??? that he doesn't find the thought of you waddling around carrying his child incredibly appealing.

nonono. hope you've got stamina on the day it *clicks* for him, fukuzawa spouse. 'cause if you think you're finished after one round, you are so wrong. you're on your back, panting as you come down from your high and reaching up to pull him down for a sweet kiss like you always do. only instead of his head tilting towards yours, he's looking down to where your bodies meet, at how his cum is dripping out of you. the muscle in his jaw twitches as you call his name, softly drawing his attention back to reality.

"again-" he finally grits out, rocking his hips forward to fuck his release back into you. his gaze finally met yours, allowing you to see the intensity that's brewing behind his eyes. "you can go again. can't you, dearest?"

[baeshijima]

so uhm…

what if i just died

what then 🧍‍♀️

[dapper-nahrwhale]

What each doctor would say when asked "what are your pronouns?":

1st doctor: now what ever are you talking about my dear, oh those radioactive spiders must have gotten to you worse than we thought

2nd doctor: *shrill recorder sounds*

3rd doctor: don't talk about me

4th doctor: who could say, really, I havent the foggiest idea

5th doctor: *gazes wistfully in the distance and sighs* oh,,, you know..

6th doctor: never refer to me behind my back to anyone or I'll beat you to death with a sack of hammers alright

7th doctor: hmm...ah, it's a secret ;)

8th doctor: Who? My what? Huh?

War doctor: was/were

9th doctor: I haven't got any pronouns, on account of all my nouns being amateurs hehe

10th doctor: Hurry! Theres no time for that, everyone is going to die!

11th doctor: I wasn't listening but don't repeat the question I'm busy

12th doctor: no she took my pronouns in the divorce

13th doctor: great question! :) anyways

14th doctor: Hurry! Theres still no time for that, everyone is going to die! Again!

15th doctor: ...

[vimmark]

Dragon Age: Origins

➽ Ostagar

[h-doodles]

thank u mommy i mean mommy i mean mommy i mean MO—

[aaronwhorechner]

if you can't answer, "yes," just go i'm more trouble than i'm worth could you love me while i hate myself? because i don't know how this works i never learned how this works

[arseteta]

#WEBBONSO: i only see him as a friend (biggest lie i've ever said)

A few footage credits: @cobayiss @fortheloveofaussiegrit @alonsogirlie