i have this really silly thought. feel free to add on/go wild with it if this inspires you.
The family, traveling together post-canon. Somewhere on their travels, they meet this person. This person decides for whatever reason that they do NOT like Siffrin at all. So, they get the bright idea of trying to manipulate the group into thinking Siffrin doesn't like the rest of them. After all, he's so quiet! They hardly add on to conversations! CLEARLY he doesn't like them! He's just traveling with the others cause its easier than being by himself!
Except. This doesn't even REMOTELY work on ANY of the others.
Siffrin doesn't like us? You mean "trapped themselves in a time loop because he didn't want us to separate" Siffrin? "Used a forgotten Craft to wish for all of us to stay together" Siffrin? "Almost broke the world because he didn't want to say goodbye to us" Siffrin? THAT Siffrin? Doesn't like us?????
Just. Post canon family being very secure and confident that Siffrin wants to be with them and keep traveling together and literally NOTHING can convince them otherwise
i'm so unwell at the fact that wriothesley looks like he would love listening to those hardcore rock/heavy metal music - but that calming piano playing from the gramophone in his office tells otherwise.
and i think it's such a perfect analogy because despite looking like he could punch a bear to submission (he probably could, to be honest), i bet this man would playfully take your hand into an impromptu slow dance (or perhaps even a full blown waltz if you're up to it) whenever you complain about having nothing to do while you visit his office.
now you can't tell him that he's never done any 'cheesy romantic gestures'.
i will die on the 'fukuzawa has a breeding kink' hill.
are you gonna tell me he adopts troubled gifted ( and ranpo ) like they're collectables and doesn't find himself wondering about having his own kid ??? that he doesn't find the thought of you waddling around carrying his child incredibly appealing.
nonono. hope you've got stamina on the day it *clicks* for him, fukuzawa spouse. 'cause if you think you're finished after one round, you are so wrong. you're on your back, panting as you come down from your high and reaching up to pull him down for a sweet kiss like you always do. only instead of his head tilting towards yours, he's looking down to where your bodies meet, at how his cum is dripping out of you. the muscle in his jaw twitches as you call his name, softly drawing his attention back to reality.
"again-" he finally grits out, rocking his hips forward to fuck his release back into you. his gaze finally met yours, allowing you to see the intensity that's brewing behind his eyes. "you can go again. can't you, dearest?"
if you can't answer, "yes," just go
i'm more trouble than i'm worth
could you love me while i hate myself?
because i don't know how this works
i never learned how this works