#im pretty sure John would have come out in the 80s/90s
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thewalrusespublicist Ā· 10 days ago
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omg can you speak more to your latest post about the reverse happening in 1980, Iā€™ve never about the coherence of the narrative actually :O
Yeah an alternate universe would be crazzyy because our main narrator and star witness of the Beatles would be resident shit stirrer ā€¦ John Lennon.
John
Fucking
Lennon.
The thing with Paul is that heā€™s kept to a pretty consistent narrative for the past 40 years or so: John broke up the Beatles cause he wanted to move on, army buddies, they loved each other etc. You can criticise it (I certainly do), but itā€™s coherent. Itā€™s also one that has allowed John grace and promoted love and community as a core message, something that the other last surviving Beatle Ringo is more than happy to support. It works, we get it, it's a good message in many ways.
Whereas John ā€¦ wooo boy. The only idea we have of what John would have been like is the 70s where he couldnā€™t even make a narratively coherent sentence.
If you take his comments and put them together, the Beatles break up was because the guys were blokes he got bored of but also the temple he loved too much but also a marriage that had to end but also a mistake in many ways. Simple, right?
And who was Paul again? Oh, well he was his closest friend ever but also someone he was never very close to and a genius but also artistically dead and yeah, he talks to him often but hasnā€™t spoken to him in a decade and could talk about him for days but also never thinks about him and is his dear one but also a straight and his ex-coworker who he didnt really work with much ā€¦ wait no fiance/brother that he would do anything for. Whatever emotion John felt at that moment was his new forever truth/cope and that was the shit he was sticking to on record for those five minutes.
Ā And thatā€™s John in normal factory mode. Now imagine the nuke that would be losing Paul, his Paul. Imagine every extreme feeling and every defense mechanism under the sun all going off at once and right in the interviewer's face like a deranged grief firework show. Then the added mess of Paul being seen as a saint and Paul the person not being there to reality check Johnā€™s view of him ā€¦ chaos. On top of all that, if Yoko is right and John did contemplate an affair with Paul, you think he wouldnā€™t have spouted that at some point AMONGST OTHER THINGS WE DONā€™T KNOW ABOUT?Ā 
Trying to work out the whole Beatles saga would be like trying to find Bigfoot but the compass is pointing in every direction and through several detours through an inexplicable amount of orgies, scandals and psychosexual drama.
Ā Who were the Beatles? God knows, apparently only the best band ever of bffs/coworkers who were so overrated and boring that John couldnā€™t wait to leave/never wanted to quit. Who the fuck was Paul McCartney? Duh, the most beautiful perfect wonderful genius man who had ever lived, one of the great loves of Johnā€™s life whose memory will stalk his dreams and waking hours until his dying day and has seances for on the reg. Oh he's also a sheep fucking devil who was hated and who intentionally and maliciously slept with half of London and wrote 'nogoodsongsshutup' in an evil plot to trick John to make music with him until Yoko freed him from his spell. What was their relationship? ????????? (okay maybe not everything would have changed lol but we would have so many more details on Johnā€™s side). Thereā€™d be no message from the Beatles tale, no story, no cohesion. Just a free-for-all pile of disparate tales of love, hate, treepanning and heartache to sift through.
In any case, I would love to see the madness that would be their version of Beatles tumblr.
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ariendiel Ā· 4 years ago
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what do you think the islandersā€™ favourite songs would be?? im very curious
This is such a tricky one, since they all probably have such varied music tastes and favourite songs (theyā€™re just like us! lmao), but Iā€™ve tried coming up with suggestions at least! I had a lot of fun with these and tried to give them all a disctinct taste as well, hope you approve šŸ’‹
Bobby
Bobby probably has an... interesting music taste. Punk, pop and rap, anything energetic. We know he used to be in a punk band and that he likes Cardi B, and I can so see him having had a SUM 41/Good Charlotte/Blink 182 phase in the 00s. These days heā€™s also a big fan of Megan Thee Stallion of course, and I think his current favourite song reflects that.
Favourite song: Savage - Megan Thee Stallion
Carl
I can see him listening mostly to music without lyrics, as he finds that quite distracting to listen to while working. Lo-fi, edm, and similar is good, but he also enjoys alt-J and gorillaz.
Favourite song: Breezeblocks - alt-J
Chelsea
Bubbly like her personality! Spice Girls, Britney Spears, Carly Rae Jepsen etc. Sheā€™s probably not very good at discovering new artists, but is super enthusiastic whenever her friends introduce her to music she might like.
Favourite song: Wanna Be - Spice Girls
Gary
I agree with everyone whoā€™s ever said Arctic Monkeys for Gary, it just fits him so well! Additionally, I think he enjoys artists like Foo Fighters and the Beatles, or what do you think @mrsgaryrennellā€‹?
Favourite song: Arabella - Arctic Monkeys
Graham
Sea shanties.
Favourite song: Santiana - The Longest Johns
Hannah
Hannahā€™s taste in music is mostly limited to whatever they play on Radio 4 and certain mainstream artists (Lana Del Rey, Taylor Swift, Ellie Goulding come to mind). Anything calm, safe and seemingly deepā„¢ is her jam, and sheā€™ll be as painfully awkward about analysing lyrics as she is with books.
Favourite song: Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Rey
Henrik
Swedish boy definitely loves ABBA, how can he not? But being Scandinavian he probably also has a soft spot for (slightly odd) metal. Favourites include Skitarg, Sabaton, Insomnium, and Okilly Dokilly.
Favourite song:Ā Min vƤn Klamydia - Skitarg
Hope
I imagine Hope enjoying anything that makes her feel strong and empowered, and makes sure to seek out and support black artists. Pacifically, sheā€™s got a soft spot for artists with political undertones as well, like Kendrick Lamar. Other favourites include Chloe x Halle, Kehlani, and Omah Lay.
Favourite song: My Power - BeyoncƩ
Ibrahim
Rahim is so tricky, want to help @garyandhisnan? I can picture him enjoying artist like Drake and Dave, but also more ā€œfunā€ artists like Lizzo and Doja Cat. Heā€™s young and still discovering his style after all!
Favourite song: Location - Dave ft. Burna Boy
Jakub
Gym songs. Thatā€™s it, thatā€™s his music taste. Jakub wears lynx and grunts along to his local gymā€™s playlist, and he feels badass while doing it.
Favourite song: Remember the Name - Fort Minor
Lottie
Anything witchy and that gives those spooky, black magic vibes, like Devilā€™s Witches, Blackwater Holylight, Green Lung... and Stevie Nicks. Itā€™s very on-brand of course and she likes it that way. Secretly, sheā€™s got a soft spot for the same artists as Hannah, but sheā€™d never admit that.
Favourite song: Let The Devil In - Green Lung
Lucas
Ohh, he probably genuinely loves slow and sexy songs, and low-key loves a cooking-to-jazz Hannibal-style moment. The Weeknd, ZAYN, FKA Twigs, and Teyana Taylor of course. Does he have a super soft spot for kpop? Yes. Will he admit to that? Never.
Favourite song: Serendipity - BTS (this oneā€™s for you @bumblebeesbuzz-litg)
Marisol
I feel like it might be a bit stereotypical, but I definitely think she enjoys Spanish/Latin music (think music she can dance to), in addition to artist such as Japanese Breakfast, Sampha, and calm music like that. I have a feeling she likes Spanish music especially, as it reminds her of home.
Favourite song:Ā La Flor De La Canela - Paco de LucĆ­a
Noah
I have a whole post dedicated to songs that remind me of Noah and that I think heā€™d enjoy, which you can find here. Basically; 70s and 80s rock/pop is his jam, with some soul in there as well. Him loving TOTO, and Hold The Line specifically, is pretty much canon, but hereā€™s another song he probably loves as well as an alternative.
Favourite song: He Ainā€™t Heavy Heā€™s My Brother - The Hollies
Priya
So very 90s and early 00s, thatā€™s how I see her taste. TLC, Ciara, Destinyā€™s Child, and all the boybands. I mean, sheā€™s definitely ugly cried to Boyz II Men. Cardi B is also her jam of course, as is a most rap and R&B really. These days though, thereā€™s only one song that really matters.
Favourite song: WAP - Cardi B ft. Megan Thee Stallion
Rocco
Anything he thinks the girls will like, even better if it has some simple ukulele so he can serenade some (un)lucky girl in the back of his foodvan. Simple lyrics that are easy to learn, and that he can pretend are actually super deep? Perfect. Oh and he probably tries to write his own music.
Favourite song: Who Says - John Mayer
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killanyone4you Ā· 5 years ago
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dont send me numbers iā€™m just gonna answer them all
1. Would you have sex with the last person you messaged?
yup.
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
no def have not.
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
yes
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
no. i need to feel trust to feel safe but i dont really have a hard time trusting people.
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
no. havenā€™t hung out with anyone recently. sorta trapped alone.
6. What are you excited for?
um. getting my meds tomorrow? im boring af.
7. What happened tonight?
movies, snacks, cat snuggles.
8. Do you think itā€™s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
no. i think this question is kinda disgusting.
9. Is confidence cute?
very.
10. What is the last beverage you had?
water
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
2 maybe 3
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
a few.
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
it is saturday night. over here gettin wild. movies, snacks. cat cuddles.
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
meds. food.
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
no
16. Do you think youā€™ll change in the next 3 months?
probably. i dunno.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
uhh. i tend to blurt out all my fucked up shit to basically anyone so iā€™m not sure it matters.
18. The last time you felt broken?
always yall.
19. Have you had sex today?
with myself. twice
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
iā€™m not where i thought i was and i need to get the fuck out as soon as possible.
21. Are you in a good mood?
im fine.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
not really
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dadā€™s?
not exactly. i do have my dads eyes, they look exactly like his, but his are pale blue and mine are grey.
24. What do you want right this second?
snuggles. kisses. affection.
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
typical.
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
nooo
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesnā€™t make you laugh?
lol no. and neither could anyone else the fuck
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
a boy
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
yes very much.
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
hard no.
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
no
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
i dont really know how i feel about anything right now, so i have no clue bruh
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
not at all
34. Listening to?
why are you here
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
when i need to write and i have a pencil.
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?Ā 
no
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
noo
38. Who did you last call?
my boss
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
a coworker i think. just being silly.
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
they kissed me. i guess it was a good moment.
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
itā€™s been a minute.
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
CORONAVIRUS
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
constantly. every day. just existing when i have a crush is embarrassing
44. Do you tan in the nude?
i dont tan im white like a pasty ass ghost. but less cute than that sounds.
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
maybe.
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
i did.
47. Who was the last person to call you?
my mom i think. or maybe my grandma
48. Do you sing in the shower?
sometimes
49. Do you dance in the car?
always
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
no. that would be a fucking disaster
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
whenever my last school photo was.
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
yes, but that doesnā€™t mean i dont also love them
53. Is Christmas stressful?
yes. but that doesnā€™t mean i dont also love it.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
yes
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
cherry
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
i wanted to be a lawyer and a teacher
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
nope
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
all the fucking time man
59. Take a vitamin daily?
sometimes.
60. Wear slippers?
sometimes
61. Wear a bath robe?
nope.
62. What do you wear to bed?
anything. usually a tshirt or tank top and undies or shorts.
63. First concert?
well apparently i was conceived at a John Mellencamp concert. but it was Backstreet Boys lol. my dad mixes sound for live shows and got tickets to a sold out show the day off and surprised me with them. im pretty sure i was in second or third grade, it was great
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
walmart and target.
65. Nike or Adidas?
neither.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
cheetos.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
ew.
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
this is tough. i actually love Taylor Swift. i guess iā€™ll say Gorgeous
69. Ever take dance lessons?
noooooooo
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
no. not really.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
yes
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
no sir i suck at spelling
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yes.
74. What is your favorite book?
this is hard. i love a lot of books. probably Ella Enchanted
75. Do you study better with or without music?
oh god i dont study well at all.
76. Regularly burn incense?
no.
77. Ever been in love?
i dont really know to be honest. i want to say yes but like. i dont fucking know anything.
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
iā€™d like to see the used again. iā€™ve only seen them once and it was a festival set so it was kinda short. and iā€™d REALLY love to see something corporate but that isnā€™t possible so Andrew McMahon in any form would be nice.
79. What was the last concert you saw?
the used.
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
cold tea
81. Tea or coffee?
iced coffee.
82. Favorite type of cookie?Ā 
my families christmas cookies
83. Can you swim well?
pretty well.
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
can some people not do that?
85. Are you patient?
no. not even a little tiny bit.
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
i dont go to weddings
87. Ever won a contest?
uh. none come to mind.
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
no.
89. Which are better black or green olives?
no olives are good and if you disagree youā€™re wrong thank you.
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
im a fan
91. Best room for a fireplace?
any room really.
92. Do you want to get married
no. i hope i change my mind,
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kronos-the-timelord Ā· 6 years ago
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Dude, do all of the numbers for that getting to know you better ask! Or half bc 200 is a lot :0
ahhhhhh,, you so nice
1: My name? - Margaret
2: Do I have any nicknames? - maggie, mag, mags, maggles, at one point my friends called me parky
3: Zodiac sign? - libra
4: Video game I play to chill, not to win? - iā€™ve never been too good at video games (but i like watching ppl playing them) and iā€™ve only ever had a wii so my sims kingdom was a favorite of mine
5: Book/series I reread? - divergent and pjo
6: Aliens or ghosts? - yes
7: Writer I trust enough to read whatever they write? - @kata-chthonia
8: Favourite radio station? - 103.3 fm, although i mostly listen to spotify now
9: Favourite flavour of anything? - grape and blue raspberry
10: The word that I use all the time to describe something great? - great or cool
11: Favourite song? - a to b by matt hires
12: The question you ask new friends to get to know them better? - it usually has to do with what drew me to them in the first place followed up by a version ā€˜why do you think that?ā€™ i like knowing how ppl think bc it gives me a better way to start understand their view
13: Favourite word? - aurora
14: The last person who hurt me, did I forgive them? - i canā€™t really remember, so i dont know what that says :/
15: Last song I listened to? - serial killer by moncrieff
16: TV show I always recommend? - dexter or if they donā€™t like blood and violence, any of john mulaneys specials
17: Pirates or ninjas? - i liked pirates when i was younger, but ninjas are cool
18: Movie I watch when Iā€™m feeling down? - any studio ghibli or song of the sea
19: Song that I always start my shuffle with/wake-up song/always-on-a-loop song? - lately its been SLUT by bea miller
20: Favourite video games? - i really love boderlands, the art style is great
21: What am I most afraid of? - snakes and failing at something iā€™ve been saying that i wanted to do my entire life
22: A good quality of mine? - im nice??
23: A bad quality of mine? - im a bit aggressive and im really blunt about things
24: Cats or dogs? - dogs!! I like cats too but i dont know how to interact with them
25: Actor/actress you trust enough to watch whatever theyā€™re in? - heā€™s a voice actor, but crispin freeman is really cool!
26: Favourite season? - fall and spring
27: Am I in a relationship? - yeah, but itā€™s long distance during the school year ;-;
28: Something I miss? - my boi,, heā€™ll be back soon tho
29: My best friend? @keencheckerboard and @memeathon
30: Eye colour? - brown
31: Hair colour? - brown with red and blonde highlights
32: Someone I love? - my mom
33: Someone I trust? - @keencheckerboard
34: Someone I always think about? - @memeathon
35: Am I excited about anything? - finals to be over!
36: My current obsession? - bnha tbh
37: Favourite TV shows as a child? - i loved avatar and ed, edd, and eddy
38: Do I have someone of the opposite sex that I can tell everything to? - to an extent, but i dont tell them /every/thing
39: Am I superstitious? - kind of
40: What do I think about most? - right now, school
41: Do I have any strange phobias? - not really, i mean i overthink a lot of things, but thereā€™s no phobias
42: Do I prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? behind
43: Favourite hobbies? - drawing/reading/writing/sleeping
44: Last book I read? - i think it was called stung, i actually finished it bc i wanted to complain about it properly
45: Last film I watched? - dumbo, my friend wanted to go see it, it wasnt good
46: Do I play any instruments? - i played clarinet for 3 years
47: Favourite animal? - dogs
48: Top 5 blog on Tumblr that I follow? - @wemakuu @wemakuutwo @keencheckerboard @memeathon @kata-chthonia
49: Superpower I wish I could have? - teleportation
50: How do I destress? - getting cozy and warm under my blankets with the lights off
51: Do I like confrontation? - i can be aggressive so i will be confrontational if i have to but i donā€™t go out of my way for it
52: When do I feel most at peace? - in my bed with the lights off
53: What makes me smile? - my friends, my boi, and goofy animal videos
54: Do I sleep with the lights on or off? - gotta be pitch black
55: Play any sports? - i played roller derby for 3 years
56: What is my song of the week? - really feeling be by hozier
57: Favourite drink? - ā€¦..waterā€¦. and a slushee
58: When did I last send a handwritten letter to somebody? - i think last summer???
59: Afraid of heights? - nope
60: Pet peeve? - slow walkers
61: What was the last concert I went to see? - does my high schoolā€™s band count???
62: Am I vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian? - nah
63: What occupation did I want to do when I was younger? - ob nurse, i still do
64: Have I ever had a friend turn enemy? - no, iā€™ve had ppl i tolerated turn into ppl i hate tho
65: What fictional universe would I like to be a part of? - bhna, but i feel the hero drama would get annoying after awhile
66: Something I worry about? - failing my classes
67: Scared of the dark? - nope
68: Who are my best friends? - this is the same as 29
69: What do I admire most about others? - their drive and where their motivation comes from
70: Can I sing? - no ;-;
71: Something I wish I could do? - sing
72: If I won the lottery, what would I do? - pay off my loans and (hopefully) for the rest of my college and then put whatever i had left into a savings account
73: Have I ever skipped school? - yes
74: Favourite place on the planet? - i think the smoky mountains are really pretty and i loved vacationing around them, but colorado was really neat too, so probs one of those places
75: Where do I want to live? - somewhere on the northeast coast!
76: Do I have any pets? - yeah!! Heā€™s a doggo named dageus,,,, here he is,, the big boi!! (hes 121 pounds of love!!!!!)
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77: What is my current desktop picture? - something @memeathon drew me
78: Early bird or night owl? - night owl
79: Sunsets or sunrise? - im usually awake during sunset, but sunrise is really pretty
80: Can I drive? - yeah!
81: Story behind my last kiss? - i was saying bye to my boi at the airport
82: Earphones or headphones? - earphones
83: Have I ever had braces? - yeah,, they werenā€™t fun
84: Story behind one of my scars? - i have a couple little ones from acne on my back but other than that i donā€™t have any
85: Favourite genre of music? - i think indie rock?? Is that a genre?? Punk maybe????
86: Who is my hero? - florence nightingale,, she was hella cool and i went to her museum in london
87: Favourite comic book character? - i didnā€™t read a lot of comic books but i always liked spiderman and witchblade
88: What makes me really angry? - when ppl make fun of my friends >:l
89: Kindle or real book? - i like real books but ebooks are nice for traveling!!
90: Favourite sporty activity? - roller derby or skating
91: What is one thing that isnā€™t tight in schools that should be? - im not really sure what this question means????? But i didnā€™t like that in my middle school that the behavior coach(es) would already pick sides or would already hate kids that did nothing wrong and then in my high school no one cleaned up after themselves bc ā€˜the janitors can do itā€™ :/ it was really annoying
92: What was my favourite subject at school? - english/creative writing and art!!
93: Siblings? - i got an older brother whoā€™s a big nerd
94: What was the last thing I bought? - i went to target last night and i got $68 worth of stuff including planty stuff, food, and gift stuff for my boyfriendā€™s moms
95: How tall am I? - 5ā€™6ā€ but i will not hesitate bitch
96: Can I cook? - yeah!
97: Can I bake? - yeah!
98: 3 things I love? - my friends/family, animals, and plants
99: 3 things I hate? - slow walkers, rasict/homo/trans/biphobic (anyone who just hates ppl for no reason tbh), and rude ppl >:l
100: Do I have more girl friends or boy friends? - more girl friends,,, iā€™ve kinda lost contact with most of my guy friends over the years,,,,
101: Who do I get on with better, girls or boys? - i feel more comfortable around other girls now but when i was younger i was okay with everyone
102: Where was I born? - in the cornfields of the midwest (i fucking hate this state)
103: Sexual orientation? - straight
104: Where do I currently live? - in the cornfields of the midwest, i am the creature youā€™re warned about, donā€™t walk alone at night
105: Last person I texted? - @memeathon : D
106: Last time I cried? - yesterday,,, finals hit me hard but i feel better now :D
107: Guilty pleasure? - uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,,,,,, looking at gross stuff,,, like surgeries and sometimes those pimple popping videos,,,,,,,,
108: Favourite Youtuber? - iā€™ve been watching a lot of gordon ramsay videos lately but i think brandon rogers or sovietwomble are up there
109: A photo of myself. - heres one i took on my break at work
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110: Do I like selfies? - no,,, i donā€™t really like looking back on photos of myself bc i think i just look weird,, like even in my super nice senior photos,,, or baby pictures,,
111: Favourite game app? - does neko astsume count???
112: My relationship with my parents? - itā€™s p good :D
113: Favourite accents? - iā€™m not really sure,,, i think just a flat accent, like midwestern bc its the one im most familiar with so its like homey???????
114: A place I have not been but wish to visit? - japan,, nowhere in specific i just want to see the country
115: Favourite number? - 23!!!!
116: Can I juggle? - no
117: Am I religious? - im a polytheist (a bad one, but oh well)
118: Do I like space? - i love space!!!! Its so neat!!!!!!
119: Do I like the deep ocean? - no!!! Its awful!!!!
120: Am I much of a daredevil? - i think my friends think i am, but i dont really think so, i mean iā€™ll try anything if it sounds fun, but not everything
121: Am I allergic to anything? - not that i know of
122: Can I curl my tongue? - yes
123: Can I wiggle my ears? - no
124: Do I like clowns? - not really
125: The Beatles or Elvis? - a little bit of each
126: My current project? - my creative writing portfolio ;-; its not that hard but im trying to figure out how to get this character right
127: Am I a bad loser? - depends on what i lost in, like if it was a game i didnā€™t really care about than no, but if it was something that i cared about a lot than yeah
128: Do I admit when I wrong? - i always try to, but sometimes i donā€™t
129: Forest or beach? - forest,, i donā€™t like the beach,, too much sand
130: Favourite piece of advice? - itā€™s not really advice but just the reminder that your current situation is not your final destination
131: Am I a good liar? - i think so
132: Hogwarts house / Divergent faction / Hunger Games district? - slytherin (its funny bc im scared of snakes)/ dauntless/ and i think district 6 (i live in the crossroads of america so yeah)
133: Do I talk to myself? - all the fucking time
134: Am I very social? - sometimes, i am kinda a social introvert
135: Do I like gossip? - i like to hear it but not be part of it
136: Do I keep a journal/diary? - i have a bullet journal and i try to keep up with my habit and mood tracker daily
137: Have I ever hopelessly failed a test? - no, but i have gotten like high dā€™s and low cā€™s before that make me sad
138: Do I believe in second chances? - depends on what they messed up on the first chance, like if someone cheated then no
139: If I found a wallet full of cash on the ground, what would I do? - i would like to say that i would return it with no money taken, but im just not sure :/
140: Do I believe people are capable of change? - yeah, if theyā€™re really trying and realize that they need to, but even if they do change i know not everyone will accept them back into their lives and it shouldnā€™t be expected that they should after someone changes for the better
141: Have I ever been underweight? - no
142: Am I ticklish? - very and i have this weird tactile thing thats like i dont like ppl lightly touching me, it freaks me out
143: Have I ever been in a submarine? - no
144: Have I ever been on a plane? - yes!! I love flying!! Its so much fun!!
145: In a film about my life, who would I cast as myself, friends and family? - uhhhh,, im going to go by face,, i think for me - shailene woodley bc when she had her short hair ppl told me i looked like her @meme - liana liberato, she got the round face @keen - winona ryder (but back in beetlejuice) boyfriend - tucker west, i know heā€™s not an actor but he looks so much like him,,,, also it took me forever just to find these guys so im not finding family :p
146: Have I ever been overweight? - no
147: Do I have any piercings? - i have my ears pierced!
148: Which fictional character do I wish was real? - hari jurono,,, i love him ;-;
149: Do I have any tattoos? - no, but i already have some picked out that i want
150: What is the best decision I have made in life so far? - ummmm??? Im not sure?????
151: Do I believe in Karma? - yeah
152: Do I wear glasses or contacts? - contacts during the day and glasses at night
153: What was my first car? - i have a subaru crosstrek named inko!!! I love her!!
154: Do I want children? - no
155: Who is the most intelligent person I know? - my mom tbh,,, shes really smart
156: My most embarrassing memory? - omfg,, so this goes to show how oblivious i am about social interactions, but it was my first week in college and this junior was talking to me and i didnt realize he was flirting with me until after we traded snapchats and he left, so i panicked and never said anything to him again and blocked him
157: What makes me nostalgic? - when i walk around my neighborhood sometimes (i live near the preschool i went to) and i was over at my elementary school almost a year ago now, but i remember walking down the hall and seeing all the different teachers there now and it made me sad
158: Have I ever pulled an all-nighter? - yes, just last week
159: Which do I value more in others, brains or beauty? - brains
160: What colour mostly dominates my wardrobe? - darker colors like black and blue, but im trying to get lighter ones in there too
161: Have I ever had a paranormal experience? - yes, many times, but the one that sticks out to me is that one night i woke up at like 5 am for no reason, but i was just suddenly wide awake and something felt off, so i was trying to get comfy again and flipped over on my other side so i was facinging the door into my room instead of my wall and in front of my door was a tall black figure with red eyes staring at me and when i blinked it went away,, now i know this can be explained by some other things but with my family it seems more likely to be paranormal
162: What do I hate most about myself? - uhh, i procrastinate way too much
163: What do I love most about myself? - i always support my friends
164: Do I like adventure? - depends on the adventure,,, i like traveling, but not too much walking bc i have bad knees
165: Do I believe in fate? - not really
166: Favourite animal? - question 47
167: Have I ever been on radio? - no, but i was on my schoolā€™s announcements and i hated it
168: Have I ever been on TV? - no
169: How old am I? - 19
170: One of my favourite quotes? - ā€œThe Gods envy us. They envy us because weā€™re mortal, because any moment could be our last. Everything is more beautiful because weā€™re doomedā€
171: Do I hold grudges? - im petty
172: Do I trust easily? - no,, im just cautious around ppl bc i just donā€™t know them
173: Have I learnt from my mistakes? - some of them
174: Best gift Iā€™ve ever received? - im not too sure,,, i got a p cool backpack for my birthday tho that i use everyday
175: Do I dream? - yeah, cant remember too many tho
176: Have I ever had a night terror? - no??
177: Do I remember my dreams, and what is one that comes to mind? - canā€™t remember a lot after i wake up, but i just recently had one with some bnha characters in it, i canā€™t remember what happened, i just know that they were there
178: An experience that has made me stronger? - i know this might sound a bit morbid, but my auntā€™s funeral, it was the first funeral i went to where i understood what was happening and it made me more open to learning and accepting death
179: If I were immortal, what would I do? - want to fucking die,,, iā€™ve never understood ppl who are scared of dying/want to live forever,, like why would you want that??? Whatā€™s the point??? Youā€™ll just watch everyone you love die,,, i know itā€™s going to be hard on me when that happens to my closer family members, but even the new ppl you befriend,, i just couldnā€™t
180: Do I like shopping? - yeas
181: If I could get away with a crime, what would I choose to do? - tax evasion
182: What does ā€œfamilyā€ mean to me? - the ppl who i care about deeply and who love me, not all of them are blood related and not all the blood related ones are part of it
183: What is my spirit animal? - idk?????? Maybe a turtle???
184: How do I want to be remembered? - tbh, i donā€™t really want to be remembered
185: If I could master one skill, what would I choose? - drawing
186: What is my greatest failure? - im not sure
187: What is my greatest achievement? - uhh, i feel like its hard to point at a specific point and be like ā€œthat was the best thing i could have done, if i didnā€™t do that i wouldnā€™t be who i am todayā€
188: Love or money? - money
189: Love or career? - career
190: If I could time travel, where and when would I want to go? - probably to some point in the future,, i dont know where tho
191: What makes me the happiest? - the ppl i care about being happy
192: What is ā€œhomeā€ to me? - the house i currently live in,, my family is here and im surrounded by ppl i love,, itā€™ll probably change with time, but for now its here
193: What motivates me? - spite
194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be? - itā€™s important to keep moving forward, donā€™t let the past hold you down
195: Would I ever want to encounter aliens? - kind of, i think it would be p cool
196: A movie that scared me as a child? - it wasnā€™t a movie but i know the animated wolf from peter and the wolf freaked me out
197: Something I hated as a child that I like now? - i hated mushrooms, but i love them now
198: Zombies or vampires? - vampires
199: Live in the city or suburbs? - suburbs super close to city
200: Dragons or wizards? - DRAGONS
201: A nightmare that has stayed with me? - its silly but when i was younger it would be my mom and i going to the mall downtown and the escalators were missing the part that connected them to the floor so you had to hop over it and when we would get to the 4th floor i would miss the jump and fall
202: How do I define love? - i know a lot of ppl are like ā€œi would die for you or kill for youā€ something along those lines but i think itā€™s more living for someone, wanting to see them accomplish everything they wanted, being there for them during their lows203: Do I judge a book by its cover? - yeah, i wont pick up something that doesnt catch my eye
204: Have I ever had my heart broken? - no
205: Do I like my handwriting? - yeah!! Its loopy
206: Sweet or savoury? - sweet
207: Worst job Iā€™ve had? - ive liked all the jobs ive had
208: Do I collect anything? no
209: Item of clothing or jewellery youā€™ll never see me without? - a hoodie/sweater of some kind
210: What is on my bucket list? - going to greece
211: How do I handle anger? - i usually rant for a bit, maybe cry to get the extra hormones out, maybe break something
212: Was I named after anyone? - no, but i did have the same name as my great grandma
213: Do I use sarcasm a lot? - yes
214: What TV character am I most like? - im been watching bnha a lot so i think either kirishima or uraraka
215: What is the weirdest talent I have? - i can cross my eyes and then move one of them
216: Favourite fictional character? - ,,,,, im not sure,, i really love eric from divergent
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letsdothistom Ā· 6 years ago
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Air Guitar and 85 MPH!
I was going to spend my second ā€œblogā€ discussing pretentiousness in Santa Fe or New Mexican food and green chile in general. Ā But since I came up with something a little more fun, I guess Iā€™ll save the talk about ordering water in a bowl and drinking it with a spoon for a different time. Ā On my drive back to Oklahoma I thought of a topic that always shows its face when Iā€™m on a road trip. Ā  I often forget about it until the next time Iā€™m in the car or just donā€™t put much thought into it once Iā€™ve opened the car doors and let the dog out to deal with his pent up energy as I unload the car. Ā Not to mention the obligatory hour I have to spend re-aquainting myself to the cat, who is certain that I have disappeared forever this time.
The topic that came to me is road trip songs. Ā 
I love road trips. Ā You may think Iā€™m crazy but settling into the driver seat, snacks on the passenger seat, Ā the basset hound panting in my face, his front feet on the console, anticipating our newest adventure, is the best. Ā Within a pretty short time, he tends to realize that this is just another day-long roady and roughs up his blanket in the backseat and settles in for the ride. Giving me weird basset hound glances in the mirror.Ā  Not sure if itā€™s the music or he just wants some pork rinds.
Now these road trips of mine usually arent extravagant or exotic. Ā Unless you consider driving state highways through Kansas, Oklahoma, Wyoming or any other of the fly-over states I tend to travel as being exotic. (Personally Iā€™d choose these drives over just about any other you could propose to me). Ā The great thing about these road trips, aside from seeing so many wonderful historically relevant places (as well as plenty of non-relevant places), and feeling a oneness with wide open spaces, is the time you get to yourself to hone your listening skills. Ā 
Those of you that know me, know that I have many preferences when it comes to music. Ā As Cheech says in Up In Smoke, ā€œwe play everything from El Chicano to Santanaā€. Ā I love it all. Ā Some more than others, but I probably have a song or two from every type of playlist or genre that you can think of. Ā Add to that the fact that if there is a specific location Iā€™m aiming my car to (often there is not), I will jam songs from or about that location. Ā For instance, while driving the empty roads of New Mexico it will be Ennio Morricone and The Good, The Bad and the Ugly soundtrack. Ā Wyoming is of course Chris LeDoux country. Ā On my way to Kansas City to eat BBQ, itā€™s Joe Williams singing ā€œKansas Cityā€ or Charlie Parker and K.C. Blues. Ā Memphis is Sister Rosetta Tharpe (you can keep Elvis, I am not a fan. Ā Yeah, I said it). Ā West Texas? Ā Marty Robbins Gunfighter Ballads, of course! Ā Down south, itā€™s Big Maybelle, Lightninā€™ Hopkins and Muddy Waters. Ā You get the idea.Ā  It may seem strange but there is something that touches my soul in listening to those songs that are native to an area.Ā  Whether or not I actually do learn anything, it feels as though I have.
With that weird little eccentricity out of the way, let me add that of course there are some staples of any road trip, for me at least. Ā These are songs, albums and artists that I listen to, to fill in all the Ā empty spaces of those relatively uneventful miles, musically or otherwise. Ā Maybe itā€™s Def Leppard or ACDC or Beyonce or Ariana Grande for you. Ā For me these are easy. Ā I can not even begin to guess how many miles have been eaten up by Merle Haggard, or The Count Basie Orchestra.Ā  I am not scared of extreme opposites. Ā Hundreds upon thousands upon tens of thousands of miles have been chewed up by these two musical groups, and yes, Iā€™m aware that I am probably the only person living who can claim that.
The millennials reading this will have no idea about this next category. Ā There use to be these things called albums. Ā Albums were a group of songs, recorded (usually around the same time), and released as a unit to the masses. Ā These units were sold as vinyl records, cassette tapes, 8-tracks, or CDs. Ā Those of us a little older can attest that 90 percent of these albums had 2-4 songs that we liked and a bunch of other average or barely tolerable songs that you listened to whether you liked them or not (if you didnā€™t have control of the radio in the car). Ā Sometimes, you even grew to enjoy a few of those songs. Ā On rare occasions though, you found an entire album, yes the whole thing! that you enjoyed. Ā  For all of us oldies, these albums are near and dear to our hearts. Ā They vary from person to person, but these are a few I can put on and just let them play, enjoying almost every song: Ā Van Halen-1984, Blood Sweat and Tears-Greatest hits, Nirvana-Nevermind, George Strait-Strait From The Heart, Muddy ā€œMississippiā€ Waters-Live, Art Blakey-Moaninā€™, Ā U2-Joshua Tree, Miles Davis-Kind of Blue, Steve Miller Band-Greatest Hits 74-78, IceT-Greatest Hits to name a few of my favorites.
All of these categories are important to a good road trip. Ā You must have a combination of all of them. Ā Yeah, I know, all of you XM/Sirius users are claiming that you donā€™t need any of them. Ā You got genres on every channel, and all you ever need with all those fancy channels. Ā To those of you in that camp, I say ā€œHOGWASH!ā€ Ā Why Hogwash? Ā Well no matter how specific these channels are, or how much you enjoy the carefree toggling between your favorite genres, no road trip is complete without those irreplaceable, epic, nostalgic songs that nearly blow out your speakers and get your ears ringing whenever you choose to rock them. Ā And how the hell are you supposed to play these favorites 2, 3, 10 times in a row with your XM radio?! Ā You canā€™t. So without further palaver, Iā€™m gonna lay my favorites out and would love to hear some of yours. Ā 
Richā€™s top 20 Road Trip Jams (if you have any sense, you will build this playlist!-yeah I know itā€™s not gonna float everyoneā€™s boat but if nothing else, listen to it, you might find some music that you donā€™t normally dig.) Ā And for the record, none of these songs ever get bumped off the list, new ones just get added to it occasionally. Ā As weird as it may be, here is my list:
Honorable Mentions. Ā These songs get me thinking about all the great road trip songs and my musical wheels start turning. Ā Itā€™s on when I hear any of these songs.
Runnin on Empty-Jackson Browne, Hello Walls-Faron Young, Blues in Hoss Flat-Count Basie, Night In Tunisia-Ella Fitzgerald, Gimme All Your Love-Alabama Shakes, Miles and Miles of Texas-Asleep at the Wheel, China Grove-Doobie Brothers, Come Down-Anderson Paak, Crosstown Traffic-Jimi Hendrix, El Paso-Marty Robbins, Ida Red-Bob Wills and Sunshine of Your Love-Cream.Ā  Those get me started but here is when it gets real.
20-16 Ā These are like the kindling for me. Ā Getting the fire lit, and starting my descent into the next hour of driving, without really remembering the road Iā€™ve just driven or the scenes outside the window. Ā 
20) Ā Suavecito-Malo Ā  Ok, Ok, it wouldnā€™t seem like a fire starter, but...
19) Ā Magic Man-Heart This one should get your blood flowing
18) Ā Keep on Rockinā€™ Me-Steve Miller The best roady to choose from SMB
17) Ā Watermelon Man-Herbie Hancock You might not have soul if you donā€™t love this
16) Ā When My Train Pulls In- Gary Clark JR Great Long Jam. Ā incredible guitar riffs
11-15 Ā These are a small step up, adding logs to my fire
15) Ā Me and Mrs. Jones-Billy Paul So thereā€™s always a song that you love to sing while you are alone in your car, and you think you sing it just as well as the artist
14) Ā Stairway to Heaven-Led Zeppelin Ok so of course I have it, but this is a really, really great song no matter how many times it is played.
13) Ā Evā€™ryday I have the Blues-Count Basie and Joe Williams The definition of a foot stomper.
12) Ā Luckenbach, TX-Waylon and Willie One of the best country songs translates to a great road song.
11) Ā The Story- Brandi Carlisle Not a song liable to be on many lists, road trip or not. Ā My sister introduced me to this years and years ago and it barely misses the top 10
6-10 Ā Ok, we are really cookin with gas now. Ā These are legendary roadies in my book. Ā The dog gives me a look, here we go again.
10) Ā Rooster-Alice In Chains Gets my grunge on. Ā I love everything about this song. Ā Probably one of the biggest contributors to hearing loss in my right ear.
9) Ā  Six Days on the Road-Dave Duncan All those over-the-road truckers canā€™t be wrong, this is the best of all truckinā€™ songs.
8) Ā  Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down-Merle Haggard Ā  My favorite country singer and a whole lot of my favorite country music instrument, the steel guitar. Ā Damn I love this song
7) Ā  Ticket To Ride-Beatles There are tons of Beatles songs to choose from and this isnā€™t my favorite, but it is my favorite on the road
6) Ā  867-5309-Tommy Tutone This is my favorite 80s song. Ā And when I hear that guitar riff at the beginning...Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to?
2-5 Ā These are huge, the fire is roaring and I have no concerns as to what is going on at this point. Ā Iā€™ll be singing, playing drums, air guitar. Ā The dog has now tried to cover his ears due to the volume.
5) Ā  Jamieā€™s Cryin-Van Halen Im not sure why, because there are tons of Van Halen songs to choose from, but for whatever reason, this one is my favorite while on the road
4) Ā  North To Alaska-Johnny Horton Ā  Ok, another one you may not expect at all but damn this is a fun song. Ā I physically canā€™t help whaling ā€œbig nuggets theyā€™re findingā€ every time!
3) Ā  Pink Houses-John Cougar Mellencamp Ā Ā  Im not a globalist. ā€˜Murica!!
2) Ā  Sweet Child of Mine-Guns and Roses Ā Ā  This should be on everyones list. Road songs or any other.Ā  Simply one of the best songs ever. Ā 
Number 1!!!
So all the previous songs are great. Ā I love them all, and many, many more. Ā This is an elaborate list for me.Ā  If you know me, you know I love lists, and donā€™t make them without deep thought.Ā  But Ironically, the battle for the top spot isnā€™t even close. Ā I LOVE Sweet Child of Mine, and Pink Houses. Ā I might play them 2 or 3 times in a row, but the battle for number one isnā€™t much of a battle. Ā Not because these others arent great but because number one is so unbelievably spectacular in the car. Ā I canā€™t help singing to it, playing air guitar, drum solo in my car, volume literally turned up 3 or 4 times during the song, ears ringing and canā€™t even hear myself singing, and just when you donā€™t think it could be any better, it gets better!!!Ā  There are times I may play this song 5, 6 times in a row if things are cookin. Ā I can barely keep the needle under 85 mph! The number one song for the road is:
1) Ā More Than A Feeling- BostonĀ  I really built it up, and with good reason. Rock ballad, guitar anthem, unbelievable vocals, harmony soft, loud, louder, high, higher, drums...what else can I say?Ā  This is simply the best road trip song ever!!
Ok, thatā€™s it. Ā Maybe it was anti-climatic for you, but I got jazzed just listing the songs. Ā I may go take a drive just to hear the playlist! Ā Iā€™d love to hear everyone elseā€™s playlist that they take on every trip. Ā Maybe Iā€™m missing some good road trip songs! Ā 
I hope the dog never figures out how to jump out of the car while itā€™s moving.
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stalkhome-sindrone Ā· 7 years ago
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All 200 of the asks
200: My crushā€™s name is: [get fucked]199: I was born in: a hospital in Canada somewhere198: I am really: messed up197: My cellphone company is: Rogers196: My eye color is: Mud brown195: My shoe size is: 10 1/2194: My ring size is: Excuse me?193: My height is: 6 ft192: I am allergic to: my own satisfaction191: My 1st car was: probably crashed in a past life 190: My 1st job was: probably ruined in a past life189: Last book you read: A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Heaven by Corey Taylor188: My bed is: really nice at this time of day187: My pet: is not here yet, ask me in a few years186: My best friend: is a bit of a cunt, but aren't we all?185: My favorite shampoo is: no real preference184: Xbox or ps3: Xbox183: Piggy banks are: for losers, get an old fashioned jar182: In my pockets: nothing181: On my calendar: also nothing180: Marriage is: a waste of time and resources179: Spongebob can: see question 200178: My mom: does her best177: The last three songs I bought were? what are the last 3 songs on Hybrid Theory?176: Last YouTube video watched: video about how Louis CK writes jokes175: How many cousins do you have? too many to count here174: Do you have any siblings? 2 stepsisters and 1 brother173: Are your parents divorced? Nope172: Are you taller than your mom? Yup171: Do you play an instrument? Multiple170: What did you do yesterday? Probably what I did today but slightly happier
[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: HA HA HA see question 200168: Luck: Yup167: Fate: To an extent, yes166: Yourself: On good days...who am I kidding, in vey few areas165: Aliens: Why not?164: Heaven: Nopenopenope163: Hell: If this isn't it, nopenopenope162: God: see question 200, also I'm agnostic161: Horoscopes: to an extent, fun reads though160: Soul mates: Jury is out on this one159: Ghosts: Sorta158: Gay Marriage: Hell yea (the best kinda ally is only an ally)157: War: Nopenopenope156: Orbs: ...huh?155: Magic: ...eh
[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: Both153: Drunk or High: Neither152: Phone or Online: Online151: Red heads or Black haired: both150: Blondes or Brunettes: both149: Hot or cold: neither, warm148: Summer or winter: Summer147: Autumn or Spring: Spring146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla actually145: Night or Day: Night144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges143: Curly or Straight hair: Always been envious of straight hair142: McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk chocolate140: Mac or PC: PC139: Flip flops or high heals: Flip flops138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Ugly and rich just to try it out137: Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi136: Hillary or Obama: Obama135: Burried or cremated: Pass134: Singing or Dancing: Dancing if I must pick133: Coach or Chanel: ...huh?132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: ...heh?131: Small town or Big city: Biiiiiig city130: Wal-Mart or Target: Walmart129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler128: Manicure or Pedicure: Both127: East Coast or West Coast: Both?126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Birthday125: Chocolate or Flowers: Both, I'm greedy, probably chocolate124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: Neither
[ Hereā€™s What I Think About ]122: War: Don't have it, don't support it, conversation works better.121: George Bush: Couple bands wrote some hate songs about him.120: Gay Marriage: IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT IT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING FOLLOWING ME? see question 200 and piss off.119: The presidential election: AHAHAHAHAHAHA next118: Abortion: AHAHAHAHAHAHallow it, their kid, their prerogative117: MySpace: 10/10 great ironic joke to make116: Reality TV: Big Brother was fun till 2017115: Parents: They were fun till 2006114: Back stabbers: see question 200113: Ebay: ....eh112: Facebook: kinda dead now111: Work: ...huh?110: My Neighbors: cool people, rowdy dog109: Gas Prices: Overcharged like everyone says108: Designer Clothes: Overcharged like everyone says107: College: Not as bad as the perception is106: Sports: ...eh105: My family: ...eh104: The future: It depresses me in all honesty, but so does everything
[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: ...shit...102: Last time you ate: 3 hours ago101: Saw someone I havenā€™t seen in awhile: today100: Cried in front of someone: maybe last week...maybe99: Went to a movie theater: 6 months at the least ago98: Took a vacation: 3 weeks ago..sigh97: Swam in a pool: A long ass time96: Changed a diaper: Maybe a few years95: Got my nails done: Maybe a few years94: Went to a wedding: 2 years93: Broke a bone: never, lucky I know92: Got a piercing: never91: Broke the law: 4th grade90: Texted: 1 minute ago
[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: My friend Sayem because he is consistently a dumbass and I love him for it88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: banana bread87: The last movie I saw: Amelie 86: The thing that Iā€™m looking forward to the most: when my new album comes in the fucking mail85: The thing im not looking forward to: tomorrow84: People call me: Donatello actually (y'all are not allowed to) (I'll block you, don't think I won't block you)83: The most difficult thing to do is: be happy82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope81: My zodiac sign is: Taurus80: The first person i talked to today was: Might've been @lovelyformylove but I dunno79: First time you had a crush: age 9, it didn't ruin me till 1178: The one person who i canā€™t hide things from: myself, duh (hide shit from people all the time)77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: maybe today76: Right now I am talking to: nobody (COME HERE)75: What are you going to do when you grow up: make a thing for people to consume or pirate as entertainment...or die first74: I have/will get a job: see question 7373: Tomorrow: but far away is tomorrow?72: Today: I will suffer for who I chose to care about71: Next Summer: I will be in another country [see question 72]70: Next Weekend: I will sleep in69: I have these pets: not yet68: The worst sound in the world: Forks on plates67: The person that makes me cry the most is: easily myself, duh66: People that make you happy: too exhausting a list65: Last time I cried: last week64: My friends are: really great for tolerating me63: My computer is: finally decent62: My School: a waste of a perfectly good Indian burial ground61: My Car: sitting in a dealership, still waiting60: I lose all respect for people who: fuck with people's emotions (I break my own rule because I am a hypocrite)59: The movie I cried at was: ....can't remember58: Your hair color is: Black/really dark brown57: TV shows you watch: Elementary, The Blacklist, Archer...can't remember the rest 56: Favorite web site: this dumb piece of shit, I mean Tumblr55: Your dream vacation: probably a recording studio to be honest54: The worst pain I was ever in was: something stupid and emotional53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium well52: My room is: pretty dark51: My favorite celebrity is: Corey Taylor?50: Where would you like to be: see question 5549: Do you want children: sure48: Ever been in love: tragically47: Whoā€™s your best friend: Jeremy/Sayem46: More guy friends or girl friends: Real life: guys, here: girls45: One thing that makes you feel great is: a really good riff44: One person that you wish you could see right now: myself in 10 years (most answers witm "myself" are cop outs for real people)43: Do you have a 5 year plan: fuck no42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: not yet, but I procrastinate on most important things41: Have you pre-named your children: Michael/Micayla so far, very small shortlist40: Last person I got mad at: myself (that one is authentic)39: I would like to move to: Denmark (escapism capital of my mind)38: I wish I was a professional: composer
[ My Favorites ]37: Candy: Hershey's Cookies n Cream36: Vehicle: pass35: President: Obama I guess34: State visited: nowhere33: Cellphone provider: Rogers?32: Athlete: pass31: Actor: pass30: Actress: pass (I've gone numb)29: Singer: see question 5128: Band: changes, currently Foo Fighters27: Clothing store: pass26: Grocery store: FreshCO?25: TV show: Elementary maybe24: Movie: Ameline currently23: Website: this dumb waste of time, I mean Tumblr22: Animal: TURTLE21: Theme park: Wonderland?20: Holiday: New Year's Day19: Sport to watch: Wrestling probably18: Sport to play: Not wrestling xD17: Magazine: Probably some guitar magazine16: Book: Maybe 198415: Day of the week: Saturday easily14: Beach: haven't been to many memorable ones13: Concert attended: see question 1412: Thing to cook: egg, ham, and cheese bagels11: Food: see question 1210: Restaurant: August 8, no joke9: Radio station: the one with the nice classical music8: Yankee candle scent: pass7: Perfume: Chanel something6: Flower: Magnolia5: Color: Green or red, never at the same time4: Talk show host: John Oliver3: Comedian: Bill Burr or Jim Jefferies2: Dog breed: Beagle1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yes
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wallkickswillwork Ā· 7 years ago
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signal jamming
incoherency is comforting because of the narrative weve been fed our whole entire lives that in order to be palatable media must in some way be complete and have beveled, well-defined edges rather than being a mess of finger paints, bright colors, strange dialogues and verbiage, build trees of moods.
thoughts on: -futuristic anime, 90s anime and the unique sense of mood in toonami shows. they are a very good series of shows for people who are coming of age and who must slowly be forced to reckon with the industrialization and mercenary nature of adult life, as it is increasingly held captive by capitalism. there is also something essentially spiritual about it, especially shows like precure and dbz, where an interior or exterior-made-interior force is responsible for the protagonists' success in the face of an oppressive world-system. under capitalism, it frequently is the case that the entire world or entirety-of-world is against us. heroes must overcome overwhelming odds to leave their mark on a gauntlet of greats. -cowboy bebop, final fantasy 7, metroid as meditations on loss, urbanization, dating back to blade runner. this is a type of meditation that is present in much of cyberpunk, but its also not exclusively cyberpunk, and can extend in nature to non-cyberpunk works.
thinking about necrobarista and how its attempting to "resuscitate" anime, while this approach doesnt really examine what contemporary anime like jojos, precure, and slightly more dated anime like hidaske and nichijou do well. if we get all this tunnel vision for gurren lagann and flcl we can never look forward. i think a lot of the visual work that needs to be done is probably in movies. i think maybe there could be work done to marry cinema proper with its animated counterpart. steven universe seems like it gets it, and there are some anime that really seemed like they got it. i dont think were beyond salvation.
-listening to the whos "tommy" and thinking about how trauma and the humanity of that trauma is experienced and lived-through by the main character in socratic fashion. these stories are discussed by people whose actual, authentic experience of trauma irl is doubtful at best. they are great successes on stage who dont struggle in the sense that an actual victim would struggle. calls to mind how a lot of freuds patients would fabricate csa in order to fulfill the expectations of the therapist. but in other cases, actual patients with csa would repress their experiences or not feel comfortable discussing. so thats how i feel about gurus like meher baba or i guess alan watts. less trustworthy and more like scam artists. i do believe in what they teach, however. i think that a guru can teach the truth even if that guru is a liar. maybe its the truth, but the guru doesnt know it to be true, or else, the way the guru teaches it is untrue.
-for a while i imagined my own autism to be the result of childhood trauma that was repressed, but later emerged that those memories were fabricated, to my knowledge, and was left wondering.
-learning to regard the world with a sense of wonder from media like cowboy bebop and ff7. these worlds are jaded and decaying realities but there is a sense of awe at the vast, uncompromising reality. truly vast, sprawling and yawning cities and vast starry skies up above. beholding these things and beholding the starry skies and huge cities of our own planet surely stirs something in me.
-fantasy anime tends to go the joke route like slayers or else the route of "we are all kids, bro, stuck in an mmo" and i think this is mostly due to the admittedly antiquated setting of high fantasy in european trochets and history which to japanese people probably feel like white person set dressing and as they should, i mean. there are more high fantasy themes in something like inuyasha and japans history can be feudal, edo, the meiji restoration, primordial like princess mononoke, etc, so theres more wiggle room for historical works there. slayers et al is usually reduced to "characters moving around the forest" which is almost like this grand slice of the collective anime consciousness as it stands overlapping with, say, pokemon, to the extent where its one of the cliche anime things everyone thinks about, alongside high school, robots, nurses, etc.
-another thing to which we could probably ascribe the success of something like slayers to is wizardry and by proxy dragon quest. small graph paper monster garden games. the appeal is entirely mathematical so there are only a few directions that anime directors tend to run with it (goofy gag comedy if youre making a show or cut and dried authentic dungeon crawlers with moe characters instead of the usual dbz ones). going off what you definitely learn in japanese history class if youre a japanese student, for starters, there are thousands of years of chinese history, so you have romance of 3 kingdoms type stuff. or you have high school romances accounting for the various fire emblems where the appeal becomes game of thronesy "which of my characters in dragon quest land can i make kiss each other and myself", very good ground to cover as we start asking the important questions. theres samurai stuff as we already know, drawing on years of samurai media, kurosawas films and zen spirituality, art of the blade type stuff, jeet kune do in some instances and reaching so far afield as to probably raise some interesting and important questions about pan-asiatic cultural identity which this author (white) is ill-advised to answer. but reeling it back in, the question mostly being of history, and how a lot of fantasy media draws more from History proper as a codified cultural body than histories being individuated familial experiences. its true that when a work does something unique with history (earthbounds hippy dippy approach to the 1960s, undertales handling of furry culture, yume nikkis south american murals) its tended to be seen as that works "thing" as if because hulk hogan was an all american wrestler that precluded john cena from being same, or at least, embodying a similar if slightly modified niche. nobody can make a hippy dippy rpg now or something because itd just be called an earthbound ripoff rather than a loving homage. and i think thats wrong headed and how genres become stillborn rather than invented and developed upon. we have this vast morass of stuff from the 20th century and we could be developing various 60s, 70s, 80s fantasies. hindsight is 20/20 i guess. who knows, we could see bluff city become something in 50 years time.
i feel this is because of extreme stringent expectations of intellectual property laws and their dissemination into everyday discourse online. i dont really like or agree with monolithic cultural expectations like intellectual property or *shudder* advertising, but only to the extent where i can acknowledge that whether or not i agree with them is irrelevant to their all-consuming scope and the need for marxists to actively combat them. its one thing to say "x is bad" and another to clamor for urgency of fighting x, which is, if you believe what we read every day about global warming, too late, so its not important. nevertheless there are a multiplicity of settings that could be developed into genres and identities and ideologues that rarely are if only because it would be seen as "oh yeah like that other thing". people are fickle and develop dwarflike strange moods when it comes to defining what constitutes original versus hackneyed and derivative. i think its mostly dictated by star signs and the weather.
so lately if you follow me on twitter youve probably noticed im doing sort of a tweet concrete kind of thing where i post plaintext quotes from various media taken out of context. i decided to do this for a while, maybe a few weeks, because aesthetic blogs and the aesthetic style of blogging allow me to pool and channel my energies towards larger and more ambitious styles of writing. i usually get loaded on caffeine during this process and frequently watch large amounts of anime and meditate some. its definitely a process and its geared toward something hazily, vaguely spiritual but with pretentions toward being authentically publishable as theory. the idea also being i would like to make some money to support my livelihood, and i like to write, and am somewhat skilled at it, or at least experienced in kind of a ramshackle homespun sort of way. so if my social media presence is pretty boring and kind of weirdly nostalgic or else contrariwise if you feel it has improved lately thats the reason why that happened.
ive been getting very hazy and foggy mentally lately. i feel like it has to do with caffeination and lack of sleep. its important to get everything flowing properly, and sometimes depression and anxiety make that difficult to do. theres anxiety over unemployment, something im trying to remedy, and theres anxiety over theory and where to proceed next via theory. for years i was a devout buddhist in some ways, and meditated a lot, almost every day. i prayed to the bodhisattvas and copped to buddhist metaphysics, something which, based around personal life experience, i had every reason to believe was true. lately and in my own, strange way, ive begun to question this ideology and interpret it as part of a patchwork of ideologies, each one which attempts to describe a totality, a totality which is rarely if ever described properly by any ideology. grasping at straws in a structural sense, and feeling nonplussed but with no ground to run to, and im back on the boss level in super mario 64 where bowser smashes the ground to make it fall away. attempts at restructuring as this dissolution transpires only serve to create new protocols equal in scope to pre-existing paradigms. and there are plenty of people who dont struggle this much with religion and probably still go to heaven, or think theyre going to heaven, or something. hows marge and the kids. did jerry get that new promotion. mom just got back from vacation in cancun. smalltalk style concerns arising in every day transitionary speech feel distinct and very distant from these kind of hazy, pie in the sky questions. plato never wrote about the kind of stuff you see in a cheers episode. there are philosophy books that try to merge the two, but they usually get shelved in the comedy section.
so its mostly a matter of trying to absorb and contain new information, which abides in abundance, and trying to corral it into sort of a pointing arrow to direct me where to go, in my hewing, a feat not easily done. probably the endgame is in the crafting and solution of art, but what kind of art, and whether i have the tools at my disposal to even create it, is less easily answered. so for now, i guess, im absorbing, waiting, asking questions, and who knows, and who can say.
earliest memories of religion are of the greco roman religion and not knowing about the mystery religious rites but knowing about an abstract concept of wisdom and the ocean and extrapolating the existence of athena and poseidon in that way. later i have memories of exposure to christianity and buddhism and bahai but none of these things feel particularly useful to me at this time in my life. i can more readily receive a picture, a kind of enlarged image, of a broad religious landscape and some of the questions it attempts to provide answers for, or at least, a way of thinking about. the greco roman religion, for instance, is a presentation of a deleuzian multiplicity, and the monotheistic religions are a monad, but i also dont think either of these things can say the other is inherently undesireable. tolerance seems to be the best method, but also, and likewise, not dwelling specifically in any of them. acknowledging they all exist, but not being any of them. enjoying in surfeit the tension between multiplicity and monad. that there can be many things and one thing. like the album cover of dark side of the moon.
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200 things you can put in my ask 200: My crushā€™s name is: LaceyšŸ˜›šŸ˜ā€Ø199: I was born in: 1999ā€Ø198: I am really: short, tired, sarcastic, idk??ā€Ø197: My cellphone company is: verizonā€Ø196: My eye color is: blue/greyā€Ø195: My shoe size is: 3 in kids, 5 in womensā€Ø194: My ring size is: i have no idea, probably small but not too small cause i got far fingersā€Ø193: My height is: 5'1ā€Ø192: I am allergic to: sulfa drugs and grassā€Ø191: My 1st car was: dont have oneā€Ø190: My 1st job was: waitress at a local restaurant ā€Ø189: Last book you read: King Lear in school but Clockwork Princess for funā€Ø188: My bed is: my favorite and super comfy and my best friend literally comes over just to nap in itā€Ø187: My pet: 2 cats, 1 dogā€Ø186: My best friend: Andrew, Elizabeth, Abby, Katie, Kristy, Annabelle, Kyle, Hailey, Stevie, Beaā€Ø185: My favorite shampoo is: Suave Oceanā€Ø184: Xbox or ps3: xboxā€Ø183: Piggy banks are: idrc about them??ā€Ø182: In my pockets: dont have pockeys rnā€Ø181: On my calendar: nothingsā€Ø180: Marriage is: in my futureā€Ø179: Spongebob can: idrc cause idcā€Ø178: My mom: is my favorite personā€Ø177: The last three songs I bought were? Wasted youth by fletcher In too deep by the sweeplings Is there somewhere by halsey 176: Last YouTube video watched: ā€œ50 things about meā€ by Nina Jablonskaā€Ø175: How many cousins do you have? A shit tonā€Ø174: Do you have any siblings? 1 sister and 1 brother that ive never metā€Ø173: Are your parents divorced? No and i never see them getting divorced. Theyre honestly the only reason i still believe in loveā€Ø172: Are you taller than your mom? Weā€™re the same height actuallyā€Ø171: Do you play an instrument? Nopeā€Ø170: What did you do yesterday? Went to school, studied, talked to Lacey, went to sleep
[ I Believe In ]ā€Ø169: Love at first sight: i dunnoā€Ø168: Luck: yesā€Ø167: Fate: yesā€Ø166: Yourself: lmao noā€Ø165: Aliens: yesā€Ø164: Heaven: i thinkā€Ø163: Hell: yesā€Ø162: God: i believe in somethingā€Ø161: Horoscopes: im not sureā€Ø160: Soul mates: yesā€Ø159: Ghosts: yesā€Ø158: Gay Marriage: duhā€Ø157: War: i dont really knowā€Ø156: Orbs: yesā€Ø155: Magic: yes
[ This or That ]ā€Ø154: Hugs or Kisses: hugsā€Ø153: Drunk or High: highā€Ø152: Phone or Online: dependsā€Ø151: Red heads or Black haired: dont careā€Ø150: Blondes or Brunettes: dont careā€Ø149: Hot or cold: coldā€Ø148: Summer or winter: summerā€Ø147: Autumn or Spring: autumnā€Ø146: Chocolate or vanilla: depends because i love chocolate but it gives me headachesā€Ø145: Night or Day: nightā€Ø144: Oranges or Apples: orangesā€Ø143: Curly or Straight hair: honestly dont careā€Ø142: McDonalds or Burger King: burger king for burgers, mcdonalds for snack wrapā€Ø141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolateā€Ø140: Mac or PC: PCā€Ø139: Flip flops or high heals: dependsā€Ø138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poorā€Ø137: Coke or Pepsi: cokeā€Ø136: Hillary or Obama: OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA ā€Ø135: Burried or cremated: buried in the cemetery up the road from where i liveā€Ø134: Singing or Dancing: dancingā€Ø133: Coach or Chanel: dont careā€Ø132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who are they?ā€Ø131: Small town or Big city: small townā€Ø130: Wal-Mart or Target: how bout kohlsā€Ø129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: adam Sandlerā€Ø128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure because im reallllly ticklish on my feet and i end up flinching the whole timeā€Ø127: East Coast or West Coast: only ever been on the east coast so idrkā€Ø126: Your Birthday or Christmas: christmasā€Ø125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolateā€Ø124: Disney or Six Flags: disney!!!ā€Ø123: Yankees or Red Sox: how bout Orioles
[ Hereā€™s What I Think About ]ā€Ø122: War: i respect the people fighting for our country and for others, but i wish everyone could just stop killing eachotherā€Ø121: George Bush: grossā€Ø120: Gay Marriage: Gaaaaayyyyyyā€Ø119: The presidential election: grosserā€Ø118: Abortion: no judgement on whether or not someone decides to get one. Personally i dont think i could, but will always vote pro choiceā€Ø117: MySpace: never had one so idkā€Ø116: Reality TV: can be entertaining but usually really dumbā€Ø115: Parents: i love them more than anythingā€Ø114: Back stabbers: fuck youā€Ø113: Ebay: sketchyā€Ø112: Facebook: people are annoying and i hate that i live in hick centralā€Ø111: Work: dont have ajob but am trying to get oneā€Ø110: My Neighbors: since 3 of my best friends are my neighbors, i guess theyre alrightā€Ø109: Gas Prices: way too fucking highā€Ø108: Designer Clothes: dont care about them UNLESS its converse because thats my shit right thereā€Ø107: College: start it in 5 months :(ā€Ø106: Sports: love em but suck at emā€Ø105: My family: my rock and support, but they piss me off a lotā€Ø104: The future: scares the fuck out of me
[ Last time I ]ā€Ø103: Hugged someone: a few ninutes agoā€Ø102: Last time you ate: few hours agoā€Ø101: Saw someone I havenā€™t seen in awhile: about 2-3 weeks ago at the gymā€Ø100: Cried in front of someone: a few weeks ago i cried in front of abby because i found out kelsey has a girlfriendā€Ø99: Went to a movie theater: two weekends ago and saw Get Out and holy shit its goodā€Ø98: Took a vacation: 2-3 years agoā€Ø97: Swam in a pool: 2 years ago i thinkā€Ø96: Changed a diaper: neverā€Ø95: Got my nails done: little over a month agoā€Ø94: Went to a wedding: last summerā€Ø93: Broke a bone: neverā€Ø92: Got a peircing: last springā€Ø91: Broke the law: never i think?ā€Ø90: Texted: about 2 seconds ago i texted Lacey
[ MISC ]ā€Ø89: Who makes you laugh the most: My lunch tableā€Ø88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my cats and my moms hugsā€Ø87: The last movie I saw: i saw get out in theaters but watched thunderbirds for the millionth time in art so im a happy camperā€Ø86: The thing that Iā€™m looking forward to the most: getting the fuck away from this place and these memoriesā€Ø85: The thing im not looking forward to: graduating, starting college, moving away, leaving my friends, leaving my animals, growing up, the list could go on foreverā€Ø84: People call me: elizabeth, beth, bethany, lizzy, liz, bethyboo, bethers, bethy,ā€Ø83: The most difficult thing to do is: move on and let goā€Ø82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nopeā€Ø81: My zodiac sign is: piscesā€Ø80: The first person i talked to today was: lacey or bea idrkā€Ø79: First time you had a crush: kindergartenā€Ø78: The one person who i canā€™t hide things from: no one, im pretty good with keeping a good face onā€Ø77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: i have no ideaā€Ø76: Right now I am talking to: LacešŸ’œšŸ‘‘ā€Ø75: What are you going to do when you grow up: homicide detective or BAUā€Ø74: I have/will get a job: soon hopefullyā€Ø73: Tomorrow: school, test, paint, facetime this beautiful girl, sleepā€Ø72: Today: school, test, painted, studiedā€Ø71: Next Summer: senior weeekšŸ¤™šŸ» and hopefully just simple hangouts with friendsā€Ø70: Next Weekend: Stevenson university visitā€Ø69: I have these pets: 2 cats (sadie and ziva) and 1 dog (westen oliver)ā€Ø68: The worst sound in the world: hearing people chew or breathe hardā€Ø67: The person that makes me cry the most is: my exā€Ø66: People that make you happy: my friends and parentsā€Ø65: Last time I cried: last nightā€Ø64: My friends are: the only reason im aliveā€Ø63: My computer is: a Windows somethingā€Ø62: My School: sucksā€Ø61: My Car: doesnt existā€Ø60: I lose all respect for people who: judge others with no reason and refuse to be niceā€Ø59: The movie I cried at was: if I stay and hunger games trilogyā€Ø58: Your hair color is: dirty blonde/ light brownā€Ø57: TV shows you watch: criminal minds, shameless, the 100, friends, the fosters, lie to me, NCIS, scooby dooā€Ø56: Favorite web site: tumblr ā€Ø55: Your dream vacation: a lake houseā€Ø54: The worst pain I was ever in was: recovery after my heart surgery and when they had to take out my chest tubesā€Ø53: How do you like your steak cooked: mediumā€Ø52: My room is: messy but my favorite placeā€Ø51: My favorite celebrity is: jennifer lawrence or ryan Reynolds or josh hucherson or Noel Fisherā€Ø50: Where would you like to be: childhoodā€Ø49: Do you want children: yesā€Ø48: Ever been in love: yeā€Ø47: Whoā€™s your best friend: the twins, fergs, abby, rat pack, stevie, hailey, beaā€Ø46: More guy friends or girl friends: girl friendsā€Ø45: One thing that makes you feel great is: gaining more flexibilityā€Ø44: One person that you wish you could see right now: jarredā€Ø43: Do you have a 5 year plan: not reallyā€Ø42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: sortaā€Ø41: Have you pre-named your children: yepp. Daesin, Fiona, tegan and ryanā€Ø40: Last person I got mad at: my dadā€Ø39: I would like to move to: maryland or delewareā€Ø38: I wish I was a professional: dancer
[ My Favorites ]ā€Ø37: Candy: gummy bears and kit kats or smartiesā€Ø36: Vehicle: jeep Cherokee ā€Ø35: President: OBAMAā€Ø34: State visited: Floridaā€Ø33: Cellphone provider: dunnoā€Ø32: Athlete: Misty Copelandā€Ø31: Actor: Ryan Reynolds and Noel Fisherā€Ø30: Actress: Jennifer Lawrenceā€Ø29: Singer: Amy Leeā€Ø28: Band: Evanescenceā€Ø27: Clothing store: KOHLSā€Ø26: Grocery store: giantā€Ø25: TV show: shamelessā€Ø24: Movie: thunderbirds or chitty chitty bang bangā€Ø23: Website: tumblrā€Ø22: Animal: monkeyā€Ø21: Theme park: disneyā€Ø20: Holiday: halloweenā€Ø19: Sport to watch: allstar cheerleading or soccerā€Ø18: Sport to play: soccerā€Ø17: Magazine: dont have one but if i did i guess people?ā€Ø16: Book: WAYYY too manyā€Ø15: Day of the week: wednesdayā€Ø14: Beach: bethany beachā€Ø13: Concert attended: evanescence even tho i couldnt see shitā€Ø12: Thing to cook: grilled cheeseā€Ø11: Food: cheeseburgerā€Ø10: Restaurant: green turtleā€Ø9: Radio station: 106.5ā€Ø8: Yankee candle scent: i dunnoā€Ø7: Perfume: hollister or ed hardyā€Ø6: Flower: roseā€Ø5: Color: purpleā€Ø4: Talk show host: my girl ellenā€Ø3: Comedian: john Maloney, kevin heart, illiza shelshinger ā€Ø2: Dog breed: golden retriever ā€Ø1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yeppers
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ALL OF THEM IM A NOSEY BITCH
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS
1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? MORE CEREAL THAN MILK OBVIOUSLY Iā€™M NOT SATAN
2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? No bc my cheeks are cold as hell and I need warmth
3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? I fold the corners or put little mailings/postcards in them, whatever I have laying around!
4: how do you take your coffee/tea? Tea, nothing; coffee, milk only!
5: are you self-conscious of your smile? Yes :( Thereā€™s a gap in my teeth and I hate it. I wish my teeth were perfect.
6: do you keep plants? Nope.
7: do you name your plants? Canā€™t name the plants you donā€™t keep, my dude
8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? Uhhhh...no?
9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? YES all the time.
10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? Side!
11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends?Ā 
12: what's your favorite planet? Pluto bc it is still a planet okay
13: what's something that made you smile today? My boyfriendā€™s Snapchats
14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? Messy af
15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!Ā ā€œIn space, the skin on your feet peels off.ā€ EW SPACE WTF
16: what's your favorite pasta dish? MMMMMM any pasta tbh Iā€™m Italian I will eat anything
17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? I love my hair color the way it is now!
18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. My ex never let me forget the time I was passed out on his couch, and I woke up intermittently before falling back asleep. He was watching Rush Hour. I asked him, (HALF ASLEEP MIND YOU), Oh, is this the movie with Chris Rock and Bruce Lee? (Iā€™m awful).
19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? I write my thoughts and crazy paranoia in there boyyyyyeeeee
20: what's your favorite eye color? BROWN
21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. Uhhhhh itā€™s a longchamp bc Iā€™m a white girl
22: are you a morning person? Not really
23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? SLEEP!
24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? Not sure
25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into? Iā€™ve never broken into anything omg
26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit? My Uggs, because Iā€™m a white girl
27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? Mint
28: sunrise or sunset? Sunset
29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? My BFF giggles sometimes when she talks and idk itā€™s cute
30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? Fuck yes, have you ever seen a spider? In your shower? Without your glasses on?Ā 
31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I LOVE SOCKS! When I get socks for Christmas I get so excited. I can fall asleep with socks on, but at some point in the night, theyā€™re coming off my feet lol.
32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. I ate pizza while I was drunk #wowimsocool
33: what's your fave pastry? Cinnamon buns, does that count?
34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? Winnie the Motherfuckin Pooh. No :( He fell in the mud and I had to throw him out bc the washer couldnā€™t fix him
35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? Fuck yeah I do!
36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now? Noooo clue tbh
37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? Clean, but itā€™s always a mess
38: tell us about your pet peeves! I hate when the President sniffs into the microphone while heā€™s delivering some sort of address, blow ur nose next time or stop doing coke
39: what color do you wear the most? Black lol
40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you? Nose ring, no special meaning I just really like it
41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving? An Abundance of Katherines bc I fucking love the shit out of John Green
42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! Not really tbh
43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? Probably my bf
44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? The other night, at the beach! So pretty :)
45: do you trust your instincts a lot? Yes
46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. I couldnā€™t think of any, next question
47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? Aerosol cheese
48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? Bugs, yes, ew
49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? Donā€™t remember!! I bought the first Glee soundtrack when it came out LOL
50: what's an odd thing you collect? Socks?
51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? I associateĀ ā€œAll Nightā€ by Chance the Rapper w my bf
52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? Salt bae for sure
53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? Beetlejuice was the only one, I watched a little of Pulp Fiction - they were both ok
54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? My friend :( sheā€™s ok now but I saw her the other night and she was upset
55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point? Not sureĀ 
56: what are some things you find endearing in people? Laughter and the way people get excited over things
57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? It made me feel like Iā€™ve been having too much sugar tonight tbh
58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? Iā€™M THE WINE MOM!!!! I am the wine QUEEN ok thatā€™s all I ever drink. My bff is the vodka aunt, but she lives miles apart from me so we rarely drink together nowadaysĀ 
59: what's your favorite myth? Dude? I donā€™t have one
60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot.Ā 
61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received? I got a really ugly hat once, and I gave a really ugly hat once, at the same Christmas exchange partyĀ 
62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? Nope
63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? Hell no Iā€™m a living mess
64: what color is the sky where you are right now? Black
65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with? Yes, my bffĀ 
66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? Mad lilies! Theyā€™re my fav flower
67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? Depressed and tired tbh
68: what's winter like where you live? Cold but not too cold bc you know global warming
69: what are your favorite board games? Scrabble!!
70: have you ever used a ouija board? Yes lol
71: what's your favorite kind of tea? ANY KIND! Right now Iā€™m really feeling ginger turmeric from Trader Joeā€™s, though, soooo good
72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it? YES.
73: what are some of your worst habits? Uhhh not going to bed early enough lol
74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. This person is a HUGE JARLEY FAN and super adorbs!!! Hates Mon-El and LOVES TO RANT ABOUT IT AND I LOVE THIS PERSON REGARDLESSĀ 
75: tell us about your pets! So I have a dog, heā€™s almost 12 years old which is really depressing bc heā€™s probably going to pass on soon :( Iā€™m obsessed with him and love him so much!!
76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't? Yeah, taking my bra off why am I still wearing it
77: pink or yellow lemonade? PINK, always
78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? Hate club, get them the fuck away from me
79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? One of my old boyfriends learned how to knit for me which I thought was very sweet
80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? Aqua! Because I like it?
81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.Ā ā€œComets.ā€
82: are/were you good in school? Not really
83: what's some of your favorite album art? Ohhhh I know this, I love Californicationā€™s album art so much
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? I have seven!!
85: do you read comics? what are your faves? No
86: do you like concept albums? which ones? Wat
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? The Lion King, BITCH
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? Not really
89: are you close to your parents? Yes
90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. NEW YORRRRRK. Concrete jungle where dreams are destroyed youā€™ll never get anywhere go back to long island
91: where do you plan on traveling this year? Somewhere over the summer, not sure where yet tho
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? In the middle
93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most? Top knots bc Iā€™m lazy
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? The Weeknd LOL
95: what are your plans for this weekend? Date night, then Iā€™m not sure!
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? Ohhh I procrastinate so much
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? Not sure about the Myer-Briggs type, but Iā€™m a scorpio + Ravenclaw
98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? Yes! I think in November. It was chilly, but a lot of fun
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
One Headlight - The Wallflowers (listening now)
Home - Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes
Love Drought - Beyonce
Under the Bridge - RHCP
Strip My Mind - RHCP
Literally anything by RHCP
Do You Realize?? - The Flaming Lips (I cry literally every time I listen to it)
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? Neither, because I am choosing to live in the MOMENT :)Ā 
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well if im doin it then so are you: 1-99
1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?Iā€™m going to interpret this as 6 of my favorite songs, which are:Take Me Away ā€“ BleachersDoomsday ā€“ LovelifeScum ā€“ Peta & The WolvesCome Say Hello ā€“ SuperhumanoidsYou Haunt Me ā€“ Sir SlyStargazer ā€“ Elektrik People(I realized while deciding these songs that I have so many more songs that are my favorites)2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?I donā€™t know. I donā€™t think thereā€™s anyone I want to meet3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.ā€œher knees. She was whispering to the boy to soothe him andā€Fyodor Dostoevsky ā€“ Crime and Punishment4: What do you think about most?Just my life in general, I guess5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?ā€œProbably the worst thing about Glar is how overpriced it isā€6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?I sleep with clothes on. Iā€™m not some kind of animal7: Whatā€™s your strangest talent?I have no talents8: Girlsā€¦ (finish the sentence); Boysā€¦ (finish the sentence)Girls are good and pure. Boys are wonderful beings.9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?No10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?Never????11: Do you have any strange phobias?Ok the closest thing I have to a phobia is teeth mutilation and it makes me feel very gross and uncomfortable12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?Probably as a small child13: Whatā€™s your religion?Atheist14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?Going inside15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?Behind the camera16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?Iā€™m changing this to favorite artist, which makes it much easier, and that is Lana Del Rey17: What was the last lie you told?Ummmā€¦ Iā€™m not sure. I tell little lies all the time18: Do you believe in karma?Not really19: What does your URL mean?Itā€™s John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt and my name20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?My greatest weakness is probably my lack of self-confidence/need for validation, and my greatest strength is probably that Iā€™m smart21: Who is your celebrity crush?I donā€™t have one22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?No23: How do you vent your anger?Iā€™ll talk to someone, maybe cry, or just think about it for a while24: Do you have a collection of anything?No25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?I hate both. I just want people to text me26: Are you happy with the person youā€™ve become?Not entirely, but Iā€™m much happier with myself than I used to be27: Whatā€™s a sound you hate; sound you love?I have no idea28: Whatā€™s your biggest ā€œwhat ifā€?What if I was the person I want to be?29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?I donā€™t believe in ghosts, but I do believe in aliens30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.My desk with both of my arms (or if Iā€™m counting my laptop as a thing, it would be that)31: Smell the air. What do you smell?I think I smell my mom making food?32: Whatā€™s the worst place you have ever been to?One time I went to Pittsburgh and it was so depressing and I had the vague desire to die (more than I usually do)33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?East Coast34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?I donā€™t know35: To you, what is the meaning of life?To have a good time. Just to fill your life with as many good memories as possible36: Define Art.Something you find pleasing to the senses37: Do you believe in luck?Not exactly, because I think luck is more a perception of results than an actual phenomenon38: Whatā€™s the weather like right now?Itā€™s cloudy but kind of bright and itā€™s cold39: What time is it?12:28 PM40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?I drive, but Iā€™ve never crashed41: What was the last book you read?I read Macbeth for one of my classes42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?Yes43: Do you have any nicknames?ā€œJohnnyā€ is a nickname, but thatā€™s what I go by. Different people call me different things44: What was the last film you saw?Iā€™m pretty sure it was Donā€™t Breathe45: Whatā€™s the worst injury youā€™ve ever had?One time I cut my thumb by accidentally smashing a glass and that was pretty bad46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?Iā€™m sure I have as a child47: Do you have any obsessions right now?No48: Whatā€™s your sexual orientation?Bisexual49: Ever had a rumor spread about you?I donā€™t know. Maybe50: Do you believe in magic?No, but I do wonder how my friends do their magic tricks51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?In most cases no, but if they truly hurt me, or repeatedly hurt me, I will hold a grudge52: What is your astrological sign?Gemini53: Do you save money or spend it?I save money, but since college started, Iā€™ve spent a lot (college is expensive, kids)54: Whatā€™s the last thing you purchased?Donuts55: Love or lust?Love56: In a relationship?No57: How many relationships have you had?358: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?No59: Where were you yesterday?At college, at a grocery store, back at college, and then at home for the rest of the day60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?Yes (the closest things are a pen, markers, and colored pencils)61: Are you wearing socks right now?Yes62: Whatā€™s your favorite animal?Cats63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?If I had a secret weapon, then people would actually like me, so obviously I have no secret weapon to get someone to like me64: Where is your best friend?Her house I think?65: Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.@longing4urbottom @the-great-uniter @chasingstallionduckswiththerev @a-few-of-my-favorite-turtles @flanflantheicecreamman66: What is your heritage?I donā€™t know. White people67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?Sleeping, because I hadnā€™t slept the night before68: What do you think is Satanā€™s last name?I have no idea69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?Yikes70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?I think so? I know Iā€™m garbage but I also think Iā€™m a good friend71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?I have to rescue the dog because itā€™s a dog and I have to72: You are at the doctorā€™s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?Iā€™d tell people I care about, and I guess Iā€™d try to make the most of the time I have left, and I think Iā€™d be afraid73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.I need both. One is worthless without the other74: Whatā€™s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?I donā€™t know. Really any song that I like makes me happy75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?187576: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?Love, trust, common interest, mutual support, time together77: How can I win your heart?If you show an interest in me I will like you. Thatā€™s just how it works78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?I guess, because you would think differently if you were insane, which would make you more ā€œcreativeā€79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?To go to the college that I go to80: What size shoes do you wear?10 I think. Maybe 10 Ā½, iā€™m not sure81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?ā€œFinallyā€82: What is your favorite word?ā€œQualityā€83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.Love???84: What is a saying you say a lot?ā€œQualityā€85: Whatā€™s the last song you listened to?Easier - Mansionair86: Basic question; whatā€™s your favorite color/colors?Teal87: What is your current desktop picture?A teal-ish design88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?Myself89: What would be a question youā€™d be afraid to tell the truth on?Iā€™m not answering this, because itā€™ll pretty much give away the answer to the question90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies arenā€™t really doing anything; theyā€™re just standing around your bed. What do you do?Iā€™d probably be super scared, cry a little, then get away from the mummies91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and whatā€™s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?Shapeshifting92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?Iā€™m sure thereā€™s some good times I want to experience again, but Iā€™m fine with just not reliving any part of my past93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?Can I just erase all of my life before high school, or maybe as far as until three years ago?94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?Ugggghhhh I donā€™t know95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?I donā€™t know. I donā€™t have a desire to go anywhere96: Do you have any relatives in jail?Not that I know of97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?No98: Ever been on a plane?No99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?ā€œI think some people are eavesdroppingā€
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haamuressu Ā· 8 years ago
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heyhey 18-81
duude are you kidding thatā€™s so many (THANK U) (also im gonna put this under a link bc no one likes scrolling long posts)
18: Are they a relative? (the question 17 was about my 1st phone contact)
Iā€™m a proper family girl and my 1st phone contact is my mom. funnily enough also the person I send the most amount of messages/make the most amount of calls
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes?
ā€Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. ā€œ - John F. Kennedy. (in other words: Nope)
20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?
a couple of hours ago lol
21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today?
fuck no, I really hate the idea of marrying super young. I mean everyone else can live their life like they please but I donā€™t feel like settling down at 17 is the route I want to take. no sir
22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
sure I have no regrets (thatā€™s a blatant lie, I regret like 90% of my life but the last person I kissed and/or kissing them is surprisingly not on that list of regrets)Ā 
23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
nada, I donā€™t really wear bracelets
24: Is there a certain quote you live by?
ā€you need to hold tight to whatever gets you through the nightā€ from the true lives of the fabulous killjoys comic.
25: Whatā€™s on your mind?
Iā€™m really sore allover because Iā€™ve been working out again and my body is screaming for mercy so that, basicallyĀ 
26: Do you have any tattoos?
two stickā€™nā€™pokes yea
27: What is your favorite color?
changes all the time but currently green or yellow probably. or black which is just always good
28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
man idk realistically speaking probably the next time Iā€™m drunk. thatā€™s a habit of mine I really need to get rid ofĀ 
29: Who are you texting?
not anyone at the moment
30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch?
I genuinely do not remember . probably ? probably not? I donā€™t...ok neither of us owns a couch so logically speaking itā€™s unlikely
31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right?
I predicted my great grandmotherā€™s death when I was eight even tho I had no way of knowing/guessing that she had passed. I know that this isnā€™t exactly what the question was implying but this came to mind and I thought Iā€™d share
32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
a couple and I really see no issue with that whatsoever, Iā€™ve always had friends of all genders and it has not been a big deal for me
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
gosh I really hope that no one has that low standards seriously (bless their mislead heart if so)
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
I constantly hear that from people. brown eyes arenā€™t that common with finns so idk
35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
I would probably be doing awkward finger guns at their general direction and/or figuring out a way to smoothly excuse myself from the situation bc who the hell wants to sit around and watch two people make out? the point here is that I wouldnt be upset
36: Were you single on Valentines Day?
single, not ready to mingleĀ 
37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed?
a lot of questions related to that. but yes in case you havenā€™t figured that out
38: What do your friends call you?
just rea, sometimes my birth name or ressu, rebe or just..nerd
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week?
Iā€™m get upset approximately fifteen times a day so yes probably
40: Have you ever cried over a text?
oh maaaaaaaaaaaan have I
41: Whereā€™s your last bruise located?
arm
42: What is it from?
no comment lol
43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?
had a shit night at tuesday and threw that typicalĀ ā€œI DONT WANNA BE HEREā€ temper tantrum about my school and campus lolĀ 
44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
my grandma
45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes?
yes dear god my combat boots are my everything
46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day?
I might wear a beanie but I donā€™t really suit any kind of hats (fun fact I used to semi-ironically wear a fedora bc patrick stump was doing it in 2013. glad I got over that)
47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style?
I have shaved my head but it wasnā€™t Bald bald and nah nope wouldnā€™t do it again, looking back I now realize that I looked like a fat egg
48: Do you make supper for your family?
rarely but sometimes and I usually fuck something up
49: Does your bedroom have a door?
Iā€™m really sorry for anyone whose door doesnā€™t
50: Top 3 web-pages?
Iā€™m a youtube addict and also this hellhole is kinda cool. what else..I mean there are so many man
51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping?
my mom
52: Does anything on your body hurt?
better question rn would beĀ ā€œdoes anything on your body Not hurt?ā€
53: Are goodbyes hard for you?
depends. Ā like seriously Iā€™m simultaneously very skilled at throwing stuff over my shoulder and never looking but also Iā€™m really talented at never getting over things
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
coffee, surprisinglyĀ 
55: How is your hair?
good, thanks for asking
56: What do you usually do first in the morning?
answered!
57: Do you think two people can last forever?
dan and phil probably can so why not anyone else (sorry that was cringey but also...itā€™s true. fight me)
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single?
I was eight so unless I had an elementary school datemate which I donā€™t recall then proooobably not
59: Green or purple grapes?
greengreengreengreen
60: Whenā€™s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug?
idk Iā€™m really deprived of human touch come here and Iā€™ll give you one right now
61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
not really unless weā€™re speaking generally just life, then Iā€™m gonna go with maybe a nice coffin underground yes thank u
I have answered 62-69!
70: How many windows are open on your computer?
nine atm
71: How many fingers do you have?
this is such an ominous question lmao ...all of them. and Iā€™d like to keep them, thank you
72: What is your ringtone?
I have no idea my phone is always on mute. probably the standard one thenĀ 
73: How old will you be in 5 months?
18 fukc what the hell Iā€™m going to be technically an adult thatā€™s hilariousĀ 
74: Where is your Mum right now?
asleep , I hope. in her bedroom a couple of walls behind me
75: Why arenā€™t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love?
error 303: too personal, not comfortable with processing data
76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
nah Iā€™ve mostly been aloneĀ 
77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
a few of them but not very many
78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7?
this some american shit I donā€™t understand...what does year seven mean...
79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?
nah altho I know a few people called Mikko which is probably like the finnish equivalent of mike
80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
Ā I guess ?
81: How many people have you liked in the past three months?
in this economy? are you kidding, robert.
thank you sm for asking !!!
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Well then! I actually have some downtime so im doing this. Post was from a while ago but i saved it for when I have time. Iā€™m not gonna answer a number of these fully bc thats TOO much sharing, but Iā€™ll answer as many as i can.
1. What is you middle name?not answering this one
2. How old are you?24
3. When is your birthday?August 25th
4. What is your zodiac sign?Virgo
5. What is your favorite color?Royal Purple, though I like many shades of lighter purples nowadays
6. Whatā€™s your lucky number?Yup, 2. If not 2, then 8.
7. Do you have any pets?I have a family dog at home, hes a labradoodle named Sebastian
8. Where are you from?Southern California
9. How tall are you?I like to think Iā€™m 6 feet tall, but im just short of that I think
10. What shoe size are you?11 US Mens, which i think is 14 in womens? I forget the conversion, and itā€™s damn near impossible to find anything in my size in that department.
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?enough that Iā€™ve lost count
12. What was your last dream about?hanging out with @the-senor-spermā€‹, Xavier
13. What talents do you have?I donā€™t believe in talent. Nobody starts good at anything, itā€™s all skills that must be trained and maintained.
14. Are you psychic in any way?I have very good gut reactions when I first meet people, generally. It has almost never steered me wrong, especially when it comes to my personal safety. If someone is not to be trusted, I generally know pretty quickly.
15. Favorite song?Iā€™m not sure right now, Iā€™ve been introduced to a lot of new music in the last year and I have a hard time choosing.
16. Favorite movie?Clue!
17. Who would be your ideal partner?Someone who challenges me to be the person I want to be. Someone I can trust with my thoughts and feelings. Someone I can spend my time with and be okay when all else is crumbling. Someone I love. Someone who would sit up with me while Iā€™m deliriously Iā€™ll, and make sure Iā€™m drinking water, and eating, particularly microwave cup ramen. ;P
18. Do you want children?I dunno. I used to. I used to feel like I wanted to prove I could be a better parent, but I donā€™t feel that need, nor do I want that to be my reason anymore. I just want to live and be happy with my partner. Whatever happens after that, will be decided when the time comes.
19. Do you want a church wedding?Oof. I dunno. The thought is nice but I donā€™t know if the church would be cool with the wedding Iā€™d wanna haveĀ Ć³wĆ²;;;Ā Ā 
20. Are you religious?Not really at the moment. I want to believe in something, but that something has no form for me right now.
21. Have you ever been to the hospital?Yes, Iā€™ve even had surgery! (on my sinuses, im fine now!)
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?Not really
23. Have you ever met any celebrities?Nope, unless you count internet celebrities, which I dont really. I met Arin Hanson before I knew who he even was.
24. Baths or showers?Showers
25. What color socks are you wearing?white
26. Have you ever been famous?lmao nope
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?No, i donā€™t like that kind of pressure
28. What type of music do you like?little bit of everything, though i do quite like electronic stuff
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?nope, but if i ever have my own pool and could do so without peeking neighbors, iā€™d consider it.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?2 usually, but i only have 1 right now because reasons
31. What position do you usually sleep in?either on my side if the bed is real soft, or on my stomach.
32. How big is your house?its pretty decently sized, but Iā€™m living in a dorm right now and not at my parents house
33. What do you typically have for breakfast?nothing
34. Have you ever fired a gun?Yes. I wasnt a fan. I didnt like how easy it is to just point and kill, and i especially hate that people think having that power is a right that should be protected like it is.
35. Have you ever tried archery?yes i have. I enjoyed it from a skill aspect
36. Favorite clean word?spaghetti. its real fun to say
37. Favorite swear word?i like saying chucklefuck
38. Whatā€™s the longest youā€™ve ever gone without sleep?about 40 hours. Iā€™ve never done 2 consecutive all nighters. at that point, i start to pass out when i blink.
39. Do you have any scars?Yes, I have one on my shoulder and lower back from the same injury, one on my knee and shin from unrelated incidents, and scars on my hands, face, and shoulders from injuries and acne over the years
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?If I did, they kept it a pretty good secret. Or not. I am quite oblivious in that regard. Its hard when you just assumed for years that youre unloveable.
41. Are you a good liar?I used to be but not much anymore
42. Are you a good judge of character?Almost always
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?Nope, it is embarassing for me to even try
44. Do you have a strong accent?people say they dont notice an accent from me until i say certain words, like dude, or awesome.
45. What is your favorite accent?New Zealand accents are a hoot
46. What is your personality type?Timid, but caring
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?honestly not sure. most of my stuff isnt that expensive. by original cost probably a cashmere sweater, but I bought it at a thrift shop.Ā 
48. Can you curl your tongue?yes
49. Are you an innie or an outie?innie
50. Left or right handed?right
51. Are you scared of spiders?somewhat, but I dont react as badly as I used to at the sight of them. only if they touch me.
52. Favorite food?spaghetti? pizza? Xaviers cooking? hard to say
53. Favorite foreign food?sushi!
54. Are you a clean or messy person?clean in many ways, except for my room
55. Most used phrased?ā€œaww, gay.ā€
56. Most used word?at this point, probablyĀ ā€œfuckā€
57. How long does it take for you to get ready?if im in a hurry, minutes, if im not, hours.
58. Do you have much of an ego?I can, but iā€™m working on it. I dont think I do though.
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?Bite
60. Do you talk to yourself?Usually, mostly to walk myself through things
61. Do you sing to yourself?Rarely
62. Are you a good singer?I think iā€™m better than i used to be, but im not great
63. Biggest Fear?Losing my best friends. I lost one in a very bad way, I cant stand the thought of losing more.
64. Are you a gossip?Once i got to university I became one, but I didnt used to be. Thats just kinda the environment Iā€™m in. I feel like if i didnt people wouldnt trust me as much or even at all.
65. Best dramatic movie youā€™ve seen?i dunno, im not sure what constitutesĀ ā€œdramaticā€
66. Do you like long or short hair?on me, Long. I cant stand how ive looked with short hair anymore. On other people I have no preference.
67. Can you name all 50 states of America?Fuck no lmao
68. Favorite school subject?Chemistry, after that Psych or English
69. Extrovert or Introvert?Extrovert with anxiety that makes me present like an introvert, i think is what ive settled on
70. Have you ever been scuba diving?nope
71. What makes you nervous?So many things oh my god
72. Are you scared of the dark?Yes
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?I do for some people but it is seen as inappropriate to others, and in some cases makes people think im trying to be superior, so I try not to anymore unless asked. Its not my place, unless they want to be corrected.
74. Are you ticklish?Donā€™t fuckin touch me. I am but Iā€™ll bite.
75. Have you ever started a rumor?No. I had too many false rumors started about me, I wouldnt do that to someone else unless it was true and people needed to know the truth.
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?Sort of? Iā€™ve been in classrooms and worked with kids, so iā€™ve been in situations where they answer to me, but Iā€™ve never really been the main figure head so Iā€™d say no overall.
77. Have you ever drank underage?yes
78. Have you ever done drugs?yes
79. Who was your first real crush?Honestly? I dont even know anymore. I know I had some, but what counts asĀ ā€œrealā€? Iā€™d guess the one that lead to my first relationship. that was in 2011.
80. How many piercings do you have?none
81. Can you roll your Rs?ā€œnope
82. How fast can you type?pretty fast
83. How fast can you run?I can run pretty fast but only for short bursts now.
84. What color is your hair?brown
85. What color is your eyes?blue-green
86. What are you allergic to?a variety of weeds, trees, grasses, molds, and dust mites
87. Do you keep a journal?not physically. what i post online and in recordable formats count as my journal, so i may look back on what ive said.
88. What do your parents do?my mom is a housewife, my dad works in law
89. Do you like your age?y...yes?? what does this even mean?
90. What makes you angry?injustice and unfairness
91. Do you like your own name?Not my full name, I like my first nameā€™s shortening, so thats why i go by Matt
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?Only John. To honor his memory, and all that he did for me. He set me on the path to become who I am.
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?I want my kid to decide that for themself, if I ever have one.
94. What are you strengths?Tenacity
95. What are your weaknesses?Cowardice
96. How did you get your name?My dad named me after his best friend first, then his karate instructor for middle
97. Were your ancestors royalty?not to my knowledge
98. Do you have any scars?wasnt this #39?
99. Color of your bedspread?light blue
100. Color of your room?the one at home is sort of yellowish i think. the room iā€™m in right now is white.
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Do trucks have high insurance?
As a ''rule'' are trucks high or lower side of insurance? BTW, I am looking at older trucks, 1994-1999 4x4's Thanks everyone. Please now Yes sort of maybe. Just a simple straight forward answer with facts to back up up! :)""
Farmers Insurance problem when changed from CA to OR?
Hi, I've had insurance in CA for 2 years and moved to Oregon recently. I had my insurance tranferred with an useless Farmers Agent in OR. The thing is I already paid my 6 months premium in CA which is covered me until 06/2009. I paid nearly $450 for until 06/29. I've had quite a few discounts in CA but the jug-head agent in Oregon, not shifted any discounts to Oregon automatically. I got a bill for next 6 months from that agent saying that I have to pay $1000, since I haven't lived in Oregon for long enough. Jeez!!!. It's almost a $600 rise in my insurance that too I haven't had any claims or ticket in my last 5 years. I went to meet him in person but he told that's all he can do it. He didn't look my CA policy/discounts too. Then I told him, I can get $500 insurance anywhere else. But he challenges me if I could get something like that. I haven't approached any other insurers yet. Is it anything like insurance history or something like that maintained nationwide or in Oregon? Does he threaten me based on somre record? Can I get some decent insurance from someother insurers/agents? In CA I've never paid my 6 months permium more than $450. I'm the only driver for my car and the car is 8 years old. I've never claimed from any insurance till date. I neither had any speeding tickets elsewhere. Can I get some insurance for some decent rate If I shop around? My farmers insurance expects to pay the additional premium in a week else my policy with farmers expires. I dont want to meet someother farmers agents. I wanna get out of farmers and go with someone else. Can I get some decent insurance in a week?""
Whats the best affordable insurance?
I have a good driving record no tickets no suspension. I would like to know who has the best affordable liability car insurance from a range of monthly payments between $50-90?
Why are insurance rates going up even if its not your fault?
I work in claims department of a big insurance company. And I found out that even though it is not your fault or if its a comp claim, there is still a possibility that your rates would go up. Why is that so?!?""
What is an insurance quote?
how do I check what insurance is the best?
What is the best car insurance to get?
Cheap, reasonable, and the best.""
Insurances?
what is a good insurances for pregnant woman i live in Idaho. thanks
Who has the cheapest car insurance?
Who has the cheapest car insurance?
""If you're car is stolen, will your insurance rates increase if you are reimbursed by your insurance?""
If you're car is stolen, will your insurance rates increase if you are reimbursed by your insurance?""
How much car will insurance cost for me?? please help?
becoming a new driver and driving a 1982 corvette with a v-8 how much would the car insurance cost, will it be higher because the car is costly but also cheaper because its not a big vehicle and cannot do as much damage ?""
Car insurance for husband and wife.?
Recently I went to insure my daughter and her car in the company me and my wife have been insured for some time. I wanted to include myself in her insurance but it went up in premiums a lot and we decided to insure her without me as an additional driver. Before that (last year to be exact) I insured my wife and I was included as a second driver. Basically, I was advised to do so on the basis that it would be cheaper. I heard about this option before and therefore did not check it properly with this company. This time (with my daughter) this option went an opposite way with higher premiums, so I asked them whether I can exclude myself from my wife's insurance as well because my insurance allows me to drive any car, but was told: ...because you are husband and wife, by law you cannot drive her car without being included in her insurance policy whatsoever... I am suspicious about this statement now and feel that I am being cheated. Does anybody know whether this rule exist or is it just the usual salesmen lie? Thank you.""
Car insurance in California?
Is it true that if you are financing a car you HAVE to have car insurance??
Liability car insurance in California?
What happens if somebody fully insured rear-ends your car (they are at fault), and you only have liability insurance (no comprehensive or collision). Do you get your car repaired by the at fault insurance company or you lose?""
Anyone know where my husband can get dental work done with no insurance?
he is in a huge amount of pain and nothing is working anymore he has even went as far as rinsing his mouth out with peroxide! [ i know right!] but any how we don't have dental insurance and i was wondering is there anywhere he can go like a free clinic or something? we live in East bay California any help would be great thanks! no rude comments please
Proof of car insurance?
I live in Massachusetts, and I have proof of insurance on my registration. There isn't a separate insurance card - but if for some reason I am pulled over out of state, this should be be enough, right? Does anyone have any experience with this?""
Home insurance?
I am not sure how much home insurance coverage I should have for the house I bought 2 years ago. The cost of the house including the land was $96,000. But that includes the price of the land, etc. I now have to renew the home insurance policy and realized maybe I should reduce the amount of the coverage from $96,000 to around $80,000. The dwelling amount for the insurance has been the price I paid for, $96,000. But if something happens and the house needs to get rebuild, the cost of building should not be as high as $96,000. I currently owe mortgage $70,000. Do you have any recommendation? I do not know if I can ask the insurance agent to reduce the dwelling coverage. But I am hoping a way to save money on the home insurance. Could someone give me an advice? Thank you.""
Do you think i would be able to pay the insurance?
so here is the situation...My mom, my brother and i are all living together right now but my mom has an altima and me and my brother are sharing an 05 dodge dakota. Soon my mom is going to be buying a car for her, my brother is getting the altima, and i am getting the dakota. Her plan was for me was to use the truck all the way through college and until i get a good job and buy my own car. However i do not like this truck at all and would rather sell it and get a car. The car i want is is an 08 Acura tl type s. She just laughed and said good luck paying for the insurance. I am willing to do a lot of work to get this car (including preparing the truck for sale and actually selling it) and working to pay for the insurance. As soon as she gets this new car i plan on applying everywhere, pretty much all of the restaurants in my area. I will be 18 by the time i come anywhere close to getting this car. Do you think being a busboy at a restaurant will be sufficient to pay for the gas and insurance for the car i said above. Ive never gotten a ticket or been in an accident before. Also i live in florida if this makes a difference.""
Looking to get health insurance for first time.?
Am looking at some individual health insurance am a student I wanted to know is insurance pay as you go or do I have to sign a contract saying Youll be with them for a certain amount of time?
""Pregnant with no health insurance, Texas?""
Is anyone familiar with Texas Department of Health and Human Services. I just found out I am pregnant yesterday, two days ago my husband was laid off work. His old company added an HSA for us in December and we were under the impression everything was fine with employment if they added this for our family. I finally had a family HSA as of 1/1/12 and then on 1/3/12 it was taken away. He worked 90 hours on his last paycheck almost the most of the year, and was told work is slow so he was being laid off. They also added back matching 401k this year too, yep! We have been trying for years and had no idea this would happen this way. It is just crazy! So I found out on the website for HHS of Texas the income level for benefits. I am right there underneath the level for 2 people. Do they include the unborn child as a 3rd family member yet? Also I saw that you have to list assest out like vehicles. We have two cars and that is it. We make payments on both of them, so is it possible they will deny us since we have these assets. Other than those we have no other assets. But I remember my mom being denied for SSI on my brother due to assets so I am worried. Please can anyone help ease my mind?""
How much does moped insurance cost?
i am 15 and live in new jersey. i want to attach a 49cc engine to my bicycle. i have done a lot of reading on the subject and have come to find out that this qualifies as a moped. in order to ride it on the street, one of the requirements is insurance. I just want to know how much it costs before i put any money into it. thank you for your help!""
Insurance question ? My husband pays $approximately $6.00 an hour for insurance that we dont use...?
but when we use the insurance BC/BS charges no less then 400.00 for simple examinations....WHY? it takes nothing for a Doc to look in my ears an see i have an ear infection. Why do they charge my insurance hundreds of dollars and i should be grateful to have insurance ?
Would this affect my car insurance?
Would having Grand Theft Auto on my record increase my insurance, or would it do anything at all? Its a really long story. I know my insurance is going to be high anyway because I am 17 and a guy. I was just wondering if having a Grand Theft Auto charge would affect it at all? Thanks!""
How much is a car and everything for a 17yo?
How much is a car, insurance, lessons, test, tax etc.... Everything! For a 17 year old Guy. Just for a cheap second hand car ie. Peugeot 106 (second hand) But how much will it all come to? Thanks""
Dispute Car insurance claim estimate - Tiny paint mark
I lightly bumped the car in front of me and left a tiny red mark from my license plate. When I got out of the car I could rub the paint off with my finger, but I could tell the other driver was uncomfortable with me touching his car so I stopped. He said he wasnt going to file a claim but he did and the estimate for fixing his car was $641 Dollars!!!!!! Since this is over the $500 limit my insurance has for no penalty, if i do not pay this out of pocket my insurance will go up by $250 a year for 6 years. WHAT CAN I DO? I want to dispute this because there is no way it would cost that much to rub the red paint off. Thanks in advance!""
""Cheapest car insurance in St.Cloud, MN?""
Cheapest car insurance in St.Cloud, MN?""
Car Insurance: What are premiums, legal fees and voluntary excess?
I have been trying to get car insurance quotes online but I dont understand what the above terms mean Also if my road tax (UK) is not due for renewal till thursday can i buy it today? Will they adjust the date for me. Any help will be appreciated Thank you for your time
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/i-need-my-car-road-get-me-work-insurance-way-high-zerneisen-sasha"
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brianmaysbread Ā· 7 years ago
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I got tagged by @ure-gonna-loveme-when-u-seeme and ily thank you <3
Rules: Answer the 92 statements and tag 20 people
LAST:
1. Drink: water
2. Phone call: idk my mom or sister
3. Text message: me group of friens
4. Song: God save the queen by Sex Pistols
5. Time you cried: idk yesterday considering i cry everyday i dont count man
HAVE YOU:
6. Dated someone twice: nah
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: i d ont even kiss people.
8. Been cheated on: huh
9. Lost someone special: probably
10. Been depressed: boi!
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nah son
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
12. baby/sky blue (their almost tthe same arent they)
13. black
14. orange
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: yes
16. Fallen out of love: probably
17. Laughed until you cried: yeah and ily @ anyone who did that
18. Found out someone was talking about you: yeah - nice deets m8 šŸ‘Œ
19. Met someone who changed you: idek probably did but doesn't notice
20. Found out who your friends are: probably but ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ
21. Kissed someone on you Facebook list: no.
GENERAL:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life?: half of the list.
23. Do you have any pets?: a few fishes and 2 dead turtles(yall forever in my hearts)
24. Do you want to change your name?: ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ i dont want to deal with people calling my deadname but if i could i would like my name with a v instead tho.
25. What did you do for your last birthday?: additional mathematics examination <3
26. What time did you wake up?: 11:30 am lol
27. What were you doing at midnight last night?: coming home from promĀ  šŸ’… šŸ’… šŸ’… šŸ’…
28. Name something you canā€™t wait for: idk to go to uk and punch me sister ??lmAO
29. When was the last time you saw your mom?: 10-20 minutes ago?
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life? wish i wouldnt think of death in every single inconvenience
31. What are you listening to right now: 聖ēµēŸ³Saint feat.č–å«‚Dodo - ēœŸēš„äøęƒ³å˜“ (i l e git just pasted this from my youtube i Cant type chINESE)
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: no
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: o-levels
34. Most visited website: tumblr ; facebook ; youtube
?????? MORE QUESTIONS
35. Mole/s: knee and arm
36. Mark/s: i mean theres those scars
37. Childhood dream: teacher aww
38. Haircolor: black
39. Long or short hair: sort of in the middle tbvh
40. Do you have a crush on someone: unless dead people/old rockstars dont count- pretty much no.
41. What do you like about yourself?: thats a hard one i need to think about for years hmmmmm.
42. Piercings: no
43. Bloodtype: O or A
44: Nicknames: vini/vinny (anyone who calls me this i will love you forever) ; win-win (??) ; pablo( the greatest name ) ; idk theres the rest are insult names and shizzles lol
45. Relationship status: in relationship with sadness
46. Zodiac: scorpio
47. Pronouns: she/them/her/they
48. Favorite TV show: rick and morty is mood
49. Tattoos: someday
50. Right or Left hand?: right
51: Surgery: no
52. Hair dyed a different color: nah
53. Sport: tracks is fun i guess
54. Vacation: here there everywhere
55. Pair of trainers: um, , ,, i still wished to undestarnd what this mean but like yes. 4. i dont know.
MORE??
56. Eating: instant noodles
57. Drinking:
59. Iā€™m about to: i really want to draw me OCs digitally for absolutely no reason.
61. Waiting for: the time ill start studying ( ā—žļ½„ą±Ŗļ½„)
62. Want: move out someday
63. Get married: to 3 different cats at once.
64. Career: is there a crying shrugging emoji cause if there is thats the answer for this question cause i dotn fucking know man the future stresses me out oh wait hang on ĀÆ\_(; ā—” ;)_/ĀÆĀ 
65. Hugs or kisses: both are cute.
66. Lips or eyes: lips ?
67. Shorter or taller: idk man but im always shorter than everyone so taller
68. Older or younger: both ??
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: stomach ? what is nice arms mean like do they mean as in biceps ? ? ? (but even so stomachs i guess have a nice digestion system too )
71. Sensitive or loud: loud cs im the sensitive one.
72. Hookup or relationship: both
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker but knows when to hesitate/knows their limit etc idk
74. Kissed a stranger: no
75. Drank hard liquor: no
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: lowkey yes but idk i got them back again anyway
77. Turned someone down: yeah indirectly,
78. Sex on the first date: cool
79. Broken someoneā€™s heart: yeah probably and i higkey want to apologize but i never did unblocked them so great,.
80. Had your heart broken: probably.
81. Been arrested: no
82. Cried when someone died: yeah but dude faked their death and ,, ???
83. Fallen for a friend:Ā  at some point i probbaly did but everything never works in my life so
DO YOU BELIEVE IN: ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ
84. Yourself: trying me best.
85. Miracles: sure. i hope that miracle of me getting good grades in add maths come someday so in the meantime i hope yes.
86. Love at first sight: cool.
87. Santa Clause: boy i wis h
88. Kiss on the first date: sure
89. Angels: hnhnhjjj nah.
Other:
90. Current best friendā€™s name: idk i dont consider people best friends but i consider them favourite friends which are the same thing but idk pat,sarmilla,hhhhhhhhh, i dont know i love my friends.
91. Eye color: dark brown
92. Favorite movie: nothing comes up in the moment other than a huge list of harold lloyd movies. oh wait shit man uh yeah i pretty much like nowhere boy (even fuck if it isnt a john lenon bopic its actually still decent)
idk im too tired to tag anyone have have fun reading ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ
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cltf Ā· 7 years ago
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An inadvertent moment of isolated celebrity - Iā€™m Steve Fleming
The adventure with Kick4Life has been full of colourful and unexpected moments since I co-founded the charity with my brother Pete in 2005. But perhaps none more bizarre and serendipitous than the latest amusing incident which may well result in a group of people riding from Land's End to John O'Groats with 'I'm Steve Fleming' written on their jerseys.
Two years ago I signed up for the iconic LEJOG challenge this September - 969 miles in 9 days, as part of a huge expedition sponsored by Deloitte with around 1000 riders. I'd always fancied the challenge but my primary motivation was to persuade others to join me and fundraise for Kick4Life. This was successful and a brilliant team of 11 was formed consisting of existing supporters of the charity along with several new faces. The only trouble was I procrastinated terribly with my own training to the point where, until recently, I was contemplating what excuses I could use to get me out of the damn thing.
For such a significant challenge, averaging 107 miles per day, the recommended training is at least a year of intensive cycling. Come the start of July, just eight weeks before the start, and I was seriously concerned. I had still never in my life ridden a road bike, and hadn't ridden a bike of any kind for years. To make matters worse I'm part of a Facebook forum for the challenge, featuring hundreds of riders, and was constantly bombarded with updates about people doing rides of 80, 90, 100, 150 miles, and discussing aspects of bike equipment and technique that still mean nothing to me.
It was make or break time and I finally decided to get on my neglected vehicle and give it a go. On July 4th I clipped into the pedals with my brand new cleats and wobbled precariously down the street until I found a semblance of balance. I only went about 5 miles but was pretty pleased with myself and proudly posted a picture on the forum, announcing that my training was belatedly underway.Ā 
I wasn't expecting much reaction, perhaps a couple of likes and comments, but within seconds I was under attack from an outraged individual who lambasted my idiocy and declared that I would be on my knees by the third day. To be fair, he might well be right, and he did go on to offer some useful advice, but the dye was already cast and his negativity precipitated a deluge of responses, some counter-attacking my assailant, most encouraging me and telling me to go for it.
After hundreds of constructive contributions it eventually died down and I cracked on with my training. I have since clocked up about 600 miles, including one ride of 100, still a long way off what is needed, but enough to give me the belief that I have a chance to complete the challenge, and avoid the ignominy of being swallowed up by the feted Broom Wagon, a coach that follows the riders and compulsorily pulls the injured and the too slow from the road.
Then, yesterday, it all started again when a particularly supportive co-rider inquired on the forum how I was getting on. I responded with an update and within a few hours a (tongue-in-cheek) campaign was underway for people to wear t-shirts in my honour. Here is a sample of the posts:
you need a shirt ordering "I'm Steve Fleming" so everyone knows who you are and can cheer you on
I'm Steve Fleming t-shirts ala Sparatcus
I'm Steve Fleming and so's my wife.
It would be hilarious if a few random folk turned up with Im Steve Fleming t-shirts....
The only reason Chuck Norris was called that was because the name 'Steve Fleming' was already taken!
Je suis Steve Fleming
i want an"I'm Steve Fleming" T-Shirt as well! The more the merrier!
There are now some mock-up jerseys in circulation (see below - not done by me!), and for a bit of a laugh I'm seriously considering getting one made in time for the challenge. Let's face it, I'm going to need as much encouragement as possible, and this would undoubtedly add to the camaraderie and fun.
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I've been so motivated by the support of my fellow riders, and I'm really looking forward to meeting them and sharing this epic adventure. The efforts of those riding and fundraising for Kick4Life has been outstanding and, come what may, Iā€™m sure we are going to have a blast, and more importantly, thousands of pounds have been raised for our work with vulnerable children in Lesotho.
Any support you can offer will be hugely appreciated, and an added incentive to get through every one of the 969 miles on the road ahead. Please donate here:
https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/fullkitfleming
Steve Fleming
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