#litg jakub

[ariendiel]

The Islanders at the Met Gala 2024 - Part 2

and here is part two! I've done this before as well, which you all can find here for 2022, and here and here for 2023. Like last year, I've had to divide it into two posts, with the girls first – link to part 1 here.

[ravenadottir]

drag race: boys edition

we had gender bent edits, we had paralell universes, and i'm not sure if someone has done this, but in case it hasn't, here it is. did i need to do this? yes, yes i did. enjoy!

[listen, i saw a video from runner eye and if i can't stop thinking about it, you have to be the ones to be punished by it, i don't make the rules.]

roberta mckenzie. a comedy queen from glasgow. she loves the audience, mostly working up the patreons in hopes to find a gold mine of weird info dump, enough to make the rest of the bar laugh. is the makeup rough? yes, very much so. is the material roast winning? not exactly... but she's new to the game and is trying her best. plus, her outfits pay homage to jamaican patterns every chance she has and most of us enchanted by the charisma and bad puns.

rhonda. one-name-only for a one-personality-only and that is... snake! she's the one pretending to be zen and "i don't do drama" but has the most snake rattle sound effects during her confessionals. she also tries to steal henrietta hotts from luna kohko, and the audience saw it from A MILE AWAY. unsuccessfully of course... HAVE YOU SEEN LUNA? she's the trade of the season.

kassandra. she dj's on the weekends all mounted in silver gowns and small boobie bibs (as she calls them despite being annoyed other people refer to them as that). kassandra has issues with everyone that ISN'T doing recreational drugs at her gigs and call them "stiffs" for it. however, despite looking and sounding harsh... well, that's about it. there's a reason she and luna get along so well!

glitter renell. "a traditional drag queen" according to herself, and to new queens it only means "my uncle in a wig with a rough and patchy makeup work and plastic-ey wigs". the only queen not wearing "fantasy" by britney but who's noticing?? her special number involves ripping off the sleeves of her outfits and revealing MASSIVE biceps, but often times they pop off on their own. got the magic mike title of the season.

ingrid. she's a "sporty type of queen", has multiple tricks with golf clubs, and despite having a couple of head hitting tricks in her history, she tries her best. it sometimes can serve her as a pole to drop to the ground in a split and honestly? work. ingrid is considered one of the hottest and cutest since her shyness brings a different glow to her eyes, which are LOST in pink glitter and magical rainbow shaped makeup. she dares and we love it, leave her alone.

luna kohko. this is a SEASONED queen, alright? makeup on point, fashion in place, attitude to donate, and walking the runway like she built that shit. however, when it comes to friendships in the werk room... don't speak, don't come near, don't come around... in fact, don't come at all. luna doesn't waste time with phony queens and prefers things exactly the opposite of her: straight. she's a lesbian, which means she loves dating drag queens, and since entering the show she has a LIVE AND THRIVE romance with the innocent henrietta hotts. "if that crusty fucking hippie so much as breathes the same air as henrietta again, we're gonna have a fucking problem, yeah? i've seen her lurking the machines trying to strike up a conversation about climbing. there's only one building henrietta is gonna climb and it's not a limp one."

noelle waves. "we have a wall of fabric in that werk room and you continue to come out in swim suits. STOP - RELYING - ON - THAT - BODY". she's a bit reserved most of the time, but if the "girls are fighting", she's the first to step up and play MOTHER. the public likes her, but she's not exactly winning challenges. "safe" defines noelle better than "creative" or "winner", but she tries and helps everyone during challenges.

henrietta hotts. THIS GIRL HAS IT, OK? her signature look is the red lipstick and the blonde wig, and with those beautiful freckles, her persona is very much the girl next door. it makes the judges go "i feel like i haven't met henrietta yet, and i know there's someone in there that needs to... ROAR. also, baby... you need more makeup." is she the smartest? no. is she the most problem-solving? no. is she the most graceful? YOU BET HER ASS COVERED IN GLITTER SHE FUCKING IS.

graham cracker. ANOTHER UNCLE IN A WIG. barely knows how to walk in heels and is giving kim chi vibes. however, because of her leadership skills (which are not comparable to noelle's) she does manage to maintain her position for a while since most of the girls are lowkey scared of her. she's unpredictable and most of the contestants suspect she's straight.

carlota miranda. THIS IS THE MOST EXTROVERTED QUEEN ON THE RUNWAY, however, the boom mic needs to enter her throat to pick up what she's saying due to her bashfulness. not a fighter type but if someone comes for her???? she'll definitely... apologize for it. "fuck, don't fight" is her motto, followed by a timid little giggle since she tries not to curse. her style is "executive realness" but covered in crystals and diamonds. "it's either a mugler or nothing, babes. i don't have time to look like cel. sanders..."

felicia butterfly. annoying as alyssa edwards and untalented as... well, [REDACTED WINNER OF SEASON 4]. she's a one trick poney and the trick is... well, the public and the production are still trying to find it but in the mean time she becomes the bud of the joke. it's kind of entertaining watching her trying to understand anything in the werk room. it gets old but... she leaves pretty soon, so no problem there.

doge style. always wearing dogs' styles on her wigs, it's her signature. the poodle poof is AMAZING. she also becomes friends with everybody, particularly with the nervous ones, like carlota and henrietta since doge's hugs are infallible to relax the girls in situations of stress. she sometimes lets a facial hair look take over if the look calls for it, while the others are afraid of embracing it. "i'm not a woman impersonator, i'm just creative, get over it!" she has a HUGE CRUSH ON ELLA FAME, and it's reciprocated. rumour has it they fucked on the first week and are already planning a getaway.

ella fame. the most exquisite wigs in the werk room NO QUESTIONS ASKED. has beef with gigi goode for the title of best hair styles, but since her house is older and richer, she thinks she has a better chance to win this one pool on twitter. overall, ella has a walk to kill for, one that graham cracker has been trying to learn since day one. "i got it from naomi... you either know it... or you dont." she tells and retells the time she walked the same runway as naomi, even though everyone keeps reminding her that it happened as elijah, not as ella, but as she says in the confessional: "these bitches are so fucking jealous they're causing me intern wrinkles.".

jacoba zabinski. she's not very creative, doesn't have an interesting name, doesn't know how to walk differently than a constipated bear and doesn't know how to wear a wig. to be fair, she's only in the show to get clout for her male persona, jakub. bodybuilding is not paying off since his scandals in multiple gyms for his part time job as an instructor. so instagram shit tea and self taner brands have been the bread winning besides being the biggest bitch in the room. she enters the porkchop hall of fame. OBVIOUSLY.

[mrsbsmooth]

I know he's from s2, but will you put Henrik as Thor? I wanna see.

Ask and ye shall receive (sorry I was at the physio)

Bonus Gary Lucas and jakub. I’m not sure about Lucas as Loki but him and Henny just wanna hang out all the time 😭😫

[beesandfigs-abandoned]

Chelsea is a simple woman.

She sees pecs, she stares.

[rebelrayne]

I will be posting the results later today, but wanted to put this out first to link it to that post! Below the cut are some of the Islanders that received negative scores and I'd like to invite you to read some/all of the fics so you can see another side of these characters. These are just some of the fics out there, some characters had multiple options and I narrowed it down. I did opt to go the romance route, so no platonic fics or bittersweet endings are listed.

If a fic has an asterisk* next to it, you must have an AO3 account to access and read it.

beloved & beloathed by @willkimurashat (NR) (chaptered)

fight for it by @queen-of-boops (M) (one-shot)

golden thread by @starsarestars (T) (one-shot)

perfectly infuriating by @/queen-of-boops (M) (one-shot)

if not today, maybe tomorrow by @0shewrites0 (E) (chaptered)

proper odd by @whatisreggieshortfor (NR) (one-shot)

clickbait by kiki_the_creator (M) (one-shot)

came for you by @/whatisreggieshortfor (NR) (one-shot)

end game by @/rebelrayne (M) (one-shot)

this momentary blue* by @sparxaf (M) (one-shot)

craft beer and roses by NaturalEcho (E) (chaptered)

finn-esse by @i-boop-you (E) (one-shot)

color coded by @/whatisreggieshortfor (NR) (one-shot)

if you like piña coladas by @mrsbsmooth (T) (one-shot)

superpower by constantrepeat (M) (chaptered)

violet girl* by @throughthejunobush (E) (chaptered)

121°C by @lucas-koh (T) (one-shot)

the other side by @/rebelrayne (T) (one-shot)

image is everything by @/queen-of-boops (M) (one-shot)

drama king by @libelle949 (E) (chaptered)

don't call me baby by @ellegreenwxy (E) (chaptered)

the challenge by @thesepromises (T) (one-shot)

whipped by @/i-boop-you (E) (one-shot)

the colour that you are by @/mrsbsmooth (G) (one-shot)

jealous. by @/rebelrayne (T) (one-shot)

[litgreadersroom]

121°C by margotmuses

Authors Tumblr: @lucas-koh

Rating: Teen and UP

Main relationship: Jakub/MC

Summary:

Jakub finds that maybe what he likes isn’t what he thought.

Extra details: Season 2 Villa

1/1 Chapters, 2.5k words

[litgpersonalities]

Can you do Jakub for me? My mans is swol 😍

Sure, anon!

[whatisreggieshortfor]

Over Her

Levi x MC

The bell above the door rattled loudly as she watched the man seem to search for something through the glass- almost looking like he was trying to hide at the same time. Odd, he was little big to hide anything behind a door that was transparent. Glancing at her coworker, Delia raised an eyebrow, curious if Sammi knew this guy.

But she shook her head.

So Delia called out, “Oi, mate! The hell are you doin’ runnin’ in my shop like that?”

He spun around, surprisingly shocked to find people standing behind him like he hadn’t run into a business. “Uh, I’m sorry. I saw my ex and her new dude. Every time we run into each other she seems to forget we aren’t dating anymore but claims it’s friendly- I just wanted to hide.”

Sammi snickered, looking past him, “She got short strawberry brown hair? Wearing a red dress?”

“Uh, yeah- why?”

“Cause she’s coming this way.”

His eyes widened, panic clearly flooding him, and Delia took pity as she unclipped her name tag. “What’s your name?”

“Uh- Levi?”

“Stay right there, Levi. I’m gonna help you out. Sammi, grab Jen out of the back.”

Sammi grinned, knowing what was coming, and rushed to the back as Delia slipped out the side door to the alley.

Levi didn’t have time to be confused as the door jingled behind him, announcing his ex’s arrival, but he didn’t turn around- choosing to peruse the cases like he’d come in here for something.

“Levi?”

He sighed, turning around and giving her an awkward smile. “Hey, Lucy, didn’t expect to see you here.”

He thanked every god he’d ever learned the name of when he heard the door to the back reopen, “Hi! Sorry to keep you waiting. I know you were here for your appointment, but our display setter gets a little wrapped up in her work.”

Lucy’s eyes widened, assuming they were talking to her, “Oh, I’m sorry we don’t-“

Sammi gave her a gracious customer service smile, “I’m sorry, miss. You’ll have to wait your turn.” Turning back to the poor soul they were helping, Jen and Sammi purposely disregarded the presence of the couple.

Jen gave him a beaming smile, “You said when you called that you were looking for something for your girlfriend. If I remember right you said she wasn’t showy, so were you interested in a bracelet? Necklace, maybe?”

He nodded blankly, opening his mouth to reply as he was trying to figure out exactly why they were playing it like this, when the door jingled again.

“Babe!” Delia called rushing over to his side, “I can’t believe you waited until I got all the way home just to call me back here.”

“Sorry,” he responded reflexively, finally catching on as he gave her a smile, “I guess I had your schedule confused this week.”

“Delia?” The scoff of her name made them finally look at the man accompanying the ex girlfriend, Jen latched onto Sami’s arm behind the counter at the recognition, but Delia just gave a pleasant smile.

“Jakub, what brings you here?”

“You still work here? Really haven’t done much with yourself, have you?”

Her brow furrowed like she was actually confused, “I still own this business if that’s what you mean. Weddings usually keep us pretty busy but I still man the counter when Jen can’t come in.”

Jakub looked like he was trying to figure something out, ignoring her correction, “You went from all of this to that?”

Delia was undeterred, giving him a sickeningly sweet smile, “You mean all two inches of that?” She gestured vaguely at his waist, “Yeah, I upgraded.” Levi choked on a snort of laughter he tried to suppress.

Jakub rolled his eyes, giving her smirk, “Sure used to be enough for you.”

Delia cocked her head to the side, “When? All the times you fell asleep five minutes in and I took care of myself?” She finally glanced at Lucy, pretending to notice her for the first time, “I am so sorry! How silly of me, not introducing myself. I’m Delia.”

She waved in Levi’s direction, “I’m sure he’s told you all about me.” Her face shifted into a pout, clearly to look sad or pitiful, “I’m Lucy, his ex. You know, that one.”

Delia, for her part, looked totally innocent as processed this ‘new’ information, “Ohhhh, the one that perpetually thinks he’s not over you even though you’ve clearly moved on and shouldn’t care?”

Sammi and Jen were stuck behind the counter, watching their boss annihilate the two of them like it was the most enthralling game of tennis. Levi’s jaw dropped open, shocked how hard she was going. Wasn’t it just to help him cover himself? Was it because she was with her ex?

But it was the exes expressions that Delia took a sort of sadistic pleasure in, both reeling from her onslaught of verbal slaps. She wasn’t explicitly a vengeful person, but she was known to be petty. As she turned her attention to the man whose arm she held onto, he seemed to snap out of his daze. He wasn’t an actor, but banter? He could run with that. “Calm down, princess. We aren’t here for them.”

Delia looked at him with big eyes, the shining green reminding him of emerald gems he’d seen around stores like this one, as her lips pulled into a happy grin, “You’re right, you’re right. But you know you never actually told me why I was meeting you here, you know.”

“Must’ve slipped my mind,” he laughed, returning his attention to her workers, “Sorry about that ladies,” he grinned a little wickedly as a thought occurred to him, “We were actually planning to look at rings today.”

Delia smirked briefly as she looked at him, quickly following his lead as she let her face drop into a mask of shock, “Oh, baby! You remembered me talking about the setting I fell in love with!”

“Of course,” why was it so easy for him to forget Lucy was standing there when Delia looked at him like that? “Jen, could you grab that one for us? I need to see if it needs sized before the party tomorrow night to tell our parents about the engagement.”

“You proposed without a ring?” Lucy laughed, “That is so like you, Levi.”

“It is, isn’t it? He just knows when it’s right.” Delia agreed, before she decided to take a chance, “Which is probably why he never proposed to you.”

Levi coughed to cover a laugh as Lucy’s face contorted in embarrassment, “Please, Jen. The ring.”

Jen grinned wildly, even though this was pretend she remembered the exact one Delia was talking about- the woman had stared wistfully at it for hours when it came in.

And as fate would have it, it was a perfect fit as they allowed Levi to slide it onto her hand, “It looks even better on you than I imagined.”

Delia opened her mouth, cheeky reply at the tip of her tongue, when Lucy cut in, “This is nice and all, but why does it take two of you to help them? Why are we stuck waiting- especially if she works here?”

“I don’t work here. This is my store.” Delia offered coolly, still admiring the ring as it sat on her finger, “And Sammi here doesn’t actually work in our jewelry department- she’s our photographer for events. If I had to guess, I’d say my man told her to be here so she could see how happy I am about this step we’re taking.”

“But still-“

“Still my boyfriend made an appointment with the only attendant I have on shift.” Delia reaffirmed, emphasizing Levi as she leaned into his side like it was natural, “Maybe yours should’ve.”

Lucy scowled, stomping out the door as Jakub rolled his eyes and followed after her at a much more leisurely pace.

As soon as the door shut, Sammi released the laughter she had been holding in, each of them joining her in turn. Levi shook his head, unable to wipe the grin away, “That was- that was something else ladies.”

“We haven’t had to pull that move out since…”

“Cherry!” Jen helpfully supplied.

“Right,” Delia nodded with a smile, “Our caterer, Jake, his ex Cherry showed up with some underwear model once. Jen pretended to fawn over him so she realized what she lost. Now, he’s happily married to Aviel.”

Levi laughed again, “Maybe now I’ll end up happily married, too.”

Sammi smirked as Delia passed the ring back to Jen, “Well… you could always take Delia out on a date. As a thank you. It’s what a gentleman would do.”

The owner glanced at him, eyebrows raised in a challenge.

And he couldn’t really argue with the reasoning. After all- it was one hell of a meet cute.

Masterlist

[codename-mango]

This is a Jakub propaganda blog btw

[ariendiel]

How would s2 LIs feel when they date someone who's actually new and inexperienced in their relationship for the first time? Are they gonna end well?

I love these kind of sweet questions, thank you! I think most of them would be fine with dating someone inexperienced, but here are some individual headcanons for you

Bobby – I honestly think he'd quite enjoy being the most experienced in a relationship for once, as he strikes me as one who usually ends up with someone more experienced than him.

Carl – He's probably been in that exact situation himself, so he might be surprised at first and then just smile about it as there's nothing wrong with being inexperienced. I think he'd

Elisa – I think Elisa could get a bit impatient as she doesn't really have time to coddle anyone when living her busy influencer life. Still, if she truly loves them then she'll eventually figure out that she needs to slow down for their sake, and listen.

Gary – He's so experienced it might be overwhelming for MC at first, but if they communicate clearly I think they can work it out together. Gary just needs to learn how to take it slow for a bit.

Henrik – Absolutely doesn't matter to him. Do they want to take it slow? Fine by him. Do they want to learn as much as possible as fast as possible? Also fine. He's so easy going and will just ask them what they want, making sure they're comfortable. No problem at all with him.

Ibrahim – Rahim is a bit complicated as I think he could go either way, but overall he's protective and in some ways traditional. So I think part of him would almost enjoy having an inexperienced partner, who'd learn from and with him.

Jakub – I think he likes the *idea* of an inexperienced partner more than actually having one to be honest. I just think he's too impatient to face the reality of having to take things slow. I'm not a Jakub stan at all though, so I might be biased here lol

Lucas – Definitely fine with it (and maybe a kink of his? I don't know but he's definitely one to be turned on by both getting to teach and being taught). He's got more general commitment issues that might be a problem, but if they can work through those it'll be fine!

Marisol – If she could choose I think she'd prefer someone with more experience, but she won't turn someone down because of it. Love is more about the deeper connection to her, even if s*x is also very important. So yeah, I think if things are made clear from the start that she'd be fine with it (and she'd be a fantastic teacher)

Noah – I think he'd be pretty chill about it. It's basically canon that he loves strong, independent women/people, but that doesn't mean they need to be more romantically experienced than him. As long as the relationship is built on trust and love he'll be happy, and I think it could be confidence building for him too in a way.

[litg-lover]

Which LITG Characters Would Date a Physically Disabled Person with Some Explanation: Season 2 Boys

Would, no doubt:

Bobby, Gary, Noah, Lucas, Arjun, Carl, Kassam - I can't explain these choices, this is just fact.

Might, depends on situation:

Ibrahim, Rocco, Henrik, Elijah, Felix, Graham.

It kills me to put Henrik here, and I do think he barely belongs here, but there would be doubt there. It's fine if his partner is able to do things he can, even if adjusted for their abilities (and he's fully willing to do so), but if they're like me and can barely leave the house, even on good days, it just wouldn't happen. It's important that his partner can do things like climbing with him, so if that requirement is not met, it's not for him.

Rocco and Graham - they'd probably be one of those people on dating apps whose first message to you is 'can you have sex' and then want details on how. Like, they're curious sexually, but not really interested in actually dating a disabled person unless it benefits them somehow.

Not a chance:

Jakub - screams ableist vibes at me, sorry!

[ravenadottir]

ok, so the other day my partner and i were talking about characters' names, the context being "oh, some characters don't match the names they were given" and it got me thinking... what would i name the love island characters if i had that power... or what they would name themselves... it gets a little mixed, don't worry about it.

i'm doing this or all seasons, especially the ones i didn't play because... it's fun and i already don't know/care about their grace.

alright, let's begin!

gary - SOLID KYLE, and i say this as a gary stan. he looks like someone who would chug on mountain dew and post those cowboy tik toks showing off his truck. i'm sorry but if you're american you know it's true and it's undeniable. idk what the british equivalent of that is... perhaps gary LOL

ibrahim - chadwick something the third. i remember seeing someone making fun of chadwick boseman (rest in peace) because his name is so white, and by rahim's behavior and way of talking it's giving carlton from 'fresh prince of bel-air. he's a fucking chadwick and you cannot convince me otherwise.

lucas - his father would want to name him fucking archibald because they're filthy rich, but his mom knows better, so she chose lucas. i think it's perfect for him and i wouldn't change it.

henrik - a solid andreas. look at him, he's an andreas! very sweet but still nordic enough to make you wonder.

bobby - probably the day of the week he was born, because if his parents are dumb enough to name him bobby, what would stop them from naming him friday? or maybe the season he was born, spring...

jakub - his name can stay the same because he looks like a jakub, HOWEVER, he would demand everyone to call him by his nickname: white shark

rocco - fernando. and not in the way you say it in english or spanish, but in portuguese. "faer-nã-doo", he would insist because... he's a douche.

graham - a hebrew name that means lovely, so like... jeremiah, or jebediah. probably jebediah. he does not give graham, he gives "catholic mother that is a little too lost in bible lore".

arjun - because he's conceited, (i like him but that smirk is so over-the-top) rahul. every fucking raul or rahul i've ever met was a conceited jerk so... call this based off life experiences.

elijah - it's giving william, maybe willard, even wilford. definitely a nickname that leads you to believe it's william but it's every other name under the sun except for the most common.

kassam is actually perfect, the right amount of exotic vanilla that he disperses.

carl - a nerdy name that wasn't necessarily born in the 40's, so leonard. it's a solid mix between young and old for me, and that's just who carl is. leonard is leo when he's younger, then stays solid for a 30-something-yo, then it's even more solid when you get old. granted, so is carl but i hate that fucking name.

noah - ambrose. um... SHOULD I JUST MOVE ON? it's perfect for him!

felix - (my partner said "lobster" without a second thought and i thought i would share with the class) but to me he looks like a solid martin, although he tries to make a nickname like max catch on, it's not successful.

the s2 girls:

lottie - she probably has a conservative name, like anne marie but lies about it saying she was named after a witch, like piper or sybil. final name would be piper (charmed fans will get it).

hope - viola. i love it, it's simple, small and it can mean so many things depending on what language you speak. in english is a type of violin, but in portuguese it's a type of guitar, and i love that for her. she's a very musical person so that's my name for her.

marisol - she's a solid valentina, the type of name that says a lot about personality. marisol, to me, is such a whimsical name. it doesn't say "intelligent, brave, bold", it says "i sell flowers by the road and wear a dress made out of hemp. also i call my vagina sacred temple." and that's not what homegirl is giving, so definitely valentina.

chelsea - i just hate the name chelsea, despite thinking she looks like one, so i'm naming her summer, because bright, hot, a little out there. everyone named summer (except the girl in The O.C) is a whimsical person, and that's how i feel she is.

hannah - she's a fucking daisy.

shannon - she's giving "my parents gave me the whitest name they could think of but i use a cool nickname" so i'm naming her madison but she calls herself "mad". her parents though? "maddie!"

blake - she's a fully-blown yasmin. it's the type of name that makes you second guess everything you thought about the person because you're not sure where that name is from, or what it means, and that's how i feel about her.

priya - i actually love that name for her, and i don't have as much contact with female indian names to have that... knowledge you know? i like it, keep it.

elisa - beatrice, but she uses "bea" and the bea-hive, because branding. WHY CALLING HER A NAME THAT CANNOT BE USED AS A BRAND, S2 WRITERS???? what was your thought process???

jo - every single girl i've met that is like jo was named angela. girls that will be like "i'll tell you one thing: i don't play games and i don't engage in drama" and baby, that's all they're doing, they're playing games and portraying an angel. fucking angela.

r!hannah - her name is still daisy but she corrects people, wanting to be addressed as "daze", because she's a bad girl now and fucking unbearable.

[hopeshoodie]

Hiii, can you do Jakub (how was he called?) for the bingo? I remember you were one of the few people with a really interesting view of his character

I don't know if my view on his character has ever been interesting outside of he scares me and he looks like a thumb from spykids.

I think the most deep I got was that I think he originally was genuinely into fitness and personal training until he went viral on Instagram, and now it's more about bravado/flexing/pulling women. Probably the most interesting thing about him is that he's Polish and speaks English as a second language, but I only care about that in so much as it illustrates how shitty Bobby was being by not letting go of the made up word joke.

[girlsontourgirlsontour]

Jakub gives me the ick

[garebearandnan]

LITG 'BOYS'

Man I miss these boys so much!

Still hasn't been a season that has topped this group of boys as a whole!

L-R: Gary, Kassam, Ibrahim, Noah, Jakub, Rocco, Carl, Bobby, Graham, Arjun, Lucas, Elijah, Henrik, Felix.

[rebelrayne]

Hi, I'd like to request something if that's okay. Which litg athletes do you see competing in olympics this year or maybe next four years? And which ones do you NOT see competing? I hate sports but I have a weakness for athletes, especially certain litg ones.

I can see Levi doing it this year, maybe Jamal (my baby daddy) this or next one. And I think Dylan and Arlo would be too cancelled to participate. What do you think?

Hi Anon! I'm not sure I'm the best person to answer this but I'll give it my best shot! I am not well-versed in sports so hahaha I kind of got a little unserious in some parts.

These are the Islanders that I came up with that are athletes (in some form or it is their job): Levi, Reese, Rahim, Henrik, Jakub, Jo, AJ, Tai, Dylan, Arlo, Pete, Jamal, Lewie, Chloe, Hazel, Logan, Jack, Sophie and Jude. Yes, Kat is a club dancer but I wasn't sure if I could count that with Chloe and Hazel, but I guess on a technicality she could be here, too.

Below the cut this is so long haha

Season 1

Levi - Would probably more likely be coaching at this point in his career. He'd be 32 and had made a name for himself, but ultimately stepped down to further himself in coaching. Could also see him being a commentator, too.

Reese - That mf isn't retiring until they say he's not allowed on the team anymore. Sadly, I don't think wrestling is too popular but I could be wrong. Like he'd pitch a fit and claim they were just against him or something. He'd be there (unfortunately for us).

Season 2

Rahim - Might be out of his prime now. I mean, we know he's good at what he does and all, but this is a pretty competitive sport and when newbies come in, they tend to take it by storm for a while. He's probably just playing the circuit.

Henrik - Yeah, he was a climbing instructor but there's sport climbing. I don't see him doing the Olympics though. He's pretty down to earth, probably not interested in making it his job in this way. He'd rather spread knowledge and love of climbing to others through teaching.

Jakub - lmao as if this big-headed buffoon would miss out on weightlifting or something. Like he's too stupid to be cut from the team anyway. Send him an email and he still flies to the Olympics because he can't read idk

Jo - She would qualify under Cycling BMX Racing and I think she would have done it before. I'm not sure if I'd believe that she's at this one though. She's older, probably settled down or at least doing something related and not racing as seriously anymore?

Season 3

AJ - Definitely there. Loves competition, a great team player. She's 100% playing Field Hockey at the Olympics and I love that for her.

Tai - So technically I think Tai is a rugby coach not a player? Maybe I'm not remembering that though. I think he would be more likely a coach than a player for this Olympics though personally. He has the personality to be tough but also inspirational.

Season 4

Dylan - Definitely did not make the roster after his S4 mishaps. They were so embarrassed that they ghosted him. Left him on read when he asked about how to put in an expense report to get money back for his flight and whatever because no one contacted him about flying with the team. His teammates all blocked him on social media except one, and they didn't only so they could see his profile and laugh about what a loser he is :)

Season 5

Arlo - I mean, I don't know if she got canceled sadly. She was doing what everyone on Love Island does and I can't really blame her. I think she was probably given the opportunity to try out for the team, but that doesn't exactly mean she made it. She was Semi Pro, which means she wasn't the best out there anyway.

Pete - Tried out to be on the sport climbing team, fell on his ass and still has a bruise on his tailbone eight months later. BYE.

Season 6

Jamal - Please, they probably invited him personally to be on the team. He's got such a great energy and he's funny. He'll be there for sure and is definitely medaling.

Lewie - I mean this is a big sport. Did he try out? Sure. Did he make it? Maybe. Football is a massive sport and you're going up against the best in the entire league. I'm going to stick him in the maybe but probably not.

Season 8

Logan - Does anyone even remember this guy? I mean, like, I picked him at the last recoupling and I still forget his ass exists. That's probably what happened if I'm honest. He tried out, the coaches forgot that he had and he never got a call. Aw, poor Logan. Maybe he should try being more memorable next time.

Jack - Oh, he tried. He tried and failed. They laughed and were like, no this is serious not just a hobby. But they invited him to be a Physio for the team so all in all, a win for Jack. (He fangirls over the cyclists when he sees them).

Sophie - I think she tried out and as annoying as she was, she may have made the cut for Acrobatic Gymnastics (is that a thing still? idk). Kinda hope she sprains her ankle as she walks up to the mat or whatever, but I'm kind of a terrible person so.

Season 9

Hamish - yes. If being annoying and obnoxious was a sport. I love him, but he would win the gold. No competition. Though he does play golf now......damn, is there anything he can't do????

Jude - Okay yeah he would be there but the last time it was held was 2021 so I guess it would be next year if it was every 4? Not sure on this but there is a Motor Sports category. You go, Jude! Even though you're kind of a dick and weirdly obsessed with Kat in my game.