#im obnoxious ignore me

[mybraindumpsterfire]

I didn't say it last night but after seeing Phil in those shorts last night and hearing how he was all cute and giggly while tipsy, I am once again asking: Dan Howell, can you fucking fight?

[forthegamesmyguy]

oh my GOD. I just did the thing I absolutely never wanted to do and I said I'd fight Solas and THATS THE WAY THAT ENDS??????? ARE YOU JOKING

bro, whose ENTIRE kit that you've seen thus far has been ICE based spells, and who has otherwise HIGHLY favoured the tactic of, ya know, PETRIFYING people............. ......... ......... just stands there. he says to rook "you can't beat me alone lol" and it's like he HAS EYES he can SEE the fucking two people that are right here with me! and he earlier was gassing us up going on and on like oh *I* could never do this !!! I don't have a team, but YOU guys are sooo amazing and cool and badass bc you're together!!! you can win!! .... .... .... .... ......... ........ ........... ................ like blood magic on rook or not, we have seen him fucking petrify people in every instance he shows up!!! EXCEPT this one LOL. bc then he can't go "you can't beat me alone lol" and then instead get his ass beat by all the stupid little Found Family Friends that jump him that he for some reason is completely now not aware of.......right.

not to mention, he's alone bc the writing demanded it. agents of Fen'Harel whomst, idk her. elves on his side, nah. spirits, never. nobody like this fuckin guy, nobody would ever fight alongside or for him!!!! definitely not the people we already said were doing that lol

and you honestly. you literally. I mean you for real have his final words be fuck mortals they're stupid and "I am a god" . . . but again, any people who may have ACTUALLY seen him that way, bc girl idk how to tell you this but no he doesn't feel that way about himself even if he's the last evanuris, and one might expect to idk faithfully dutifully and even blindly follow him into whatever plans he has...yeah those people dont exist. so he's just some arrogant asshole that apparently you were totally right about !!! yeah! he fuckin sucks totally and completely and all he ever cared about was being right and being worshipped for it !!!!! also he's the most careless and stupid Trickster God you've ever seen and he is easily fooled and also he is simultaneously too moral and good to execute any of your crew that might interfere with his plans that he is so evil and conniving about even though they are right there and interfering with his big bad evil guy plans but he is still pure evil and must die. you know him so well

[luck-of-the-drawings]

(OLD OC SKETCHES) Meet Sunnabelle Von Sunnoviche, final daughter of the Sunnoviche family. Peeking from behind a window, she witnessed a wizards final spell, one that reduced the world to a wasteland. Her noble blood damned her to [HELL], but unwanting to suffer with her family, she made a deal with the devil. She now hunts in his name. The top of her head was taken by the blast on that day. The fires of her spirit have boiled her blood into a super-heated plasma.

[fuckyeah-bears]

you know 99% of the time i get nice, totally reasonable, polite, and frequently kind asks on bearotonin. but every now and then i get some asks that just make me wanna reply snarkily so badly lmao

[orbch]

really big fan of the fact that canonically remus is very awful

[wield-the-mighty-pen]

Stuck between wanting season 6 to feature Adrien and Marinette addressing their unresolved feelings for their superhero partners and wanting season 6 Adrinette to have the strongest and most secure relationship that nothing can shake or alter...

[timetravellingkitty]

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[the-acid-pear]

I think stories revolving Jack should have more... Options. Maybe not explicitly like there's in the game (that'd be fun tho) and absolutely not even needed to explore what he'd do if he picked the other but, I feel at least Wondering about what else he'd do could be reflective. Especially bc the times there isn't an option. The thinkerrrr.

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

your superhero AU has broken my heart 💔💔💔 protective Ted is so important to me

thank you!! ive been enjoying playing with it. and yeah!! like. i just. protective, pining ted and trent's like i am NOT a damsel!! (<- in this instance, is, in fact, a damsel. he will make an exception for one (1) person)

and like more seriously just. the trust it's about the trust!!! trent doesn't rely on anyone and he gets himself out of bad situations and he's lowkey terrified of this hero who's got him cornered and he's been in this horrible situation for so long but then it's ted and he immediately relaxes. and ted--you know ted realized they had trent and immediately panicked and was ready to just bust in there and it was only beard holding him back and making him be practical about it that didnt have him just bursting through the walls ten minutes after realizing. and him realizing trent trusts him.... holding him and being like oh. i can protect him this way and i can comfort him this way and it's working... augh

anyway im glad you like it 😩

[werewolfpdfs]

barbie isn’t a feminist or misogynistic she’s a plastic toy

[mybraindumpsterfire]

Dan is Cassandra. Phil is Ankarna.

That’s it, send tweet.

[pinkseas]

this is just silly little introspection dont mind me

[skrunksthatwunk]

sidequest is such a funny word to me. you have your quest, your epic, world-saving, deepest personal purpose that carries you through life, a cause so noble and so essential to your character and story that you have to give it a lofty title hearkening back to mythology and arthurian legends and whatever. and then you have other, somewhat less important (though still noble enough to be called quests!) callings like. giving ppl a certain number of potatoes. or something. it is called this regardless of genre

[neonsbian]

reading maeve fly by cj leede bc i asked my writers group for dark comedy recs and i fucking hate this book </3

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

hnnggg jensen and bryce med school au

[mbat]

gonna be a little mean for a moment but its wild how a certain persons youtube videos are usually really great and usually agreeable but then their social media is kinda trash sufjdjd like not bad but a lot of the opinions on their social media are like... how are you the same person that i like on youtube lmao