#svsss modern au

[junodoom]

doodle for the svsss gotcha for gaza! an anonymous donator requested modern au bingyuan grocery shopping!

[inkubuzzz]

okay this popped into my head and demanded to be heard:

modern magic au moshang. shang qinghua is a witch, and in this au witches generally try to summon a familiar in their 20s. these familiars can be any magical creature, from a normal animal with magic abilities to a phoenix to, yes, a demon, whether that demon is more like an animal or more like a person. familiars, however, can deny the binding, since it’s more like an offer than a demand.

shang qinghua manages to summon mobei jun, somehow. he freaks the fuck out because what!! how did he manage to summon a very infamous demon king??? what????

and even more baffling, mobei jun doesn’t decline the binding!! who knows why?? (possibly reincarnation au? mbj knows who sqh is but not the other way around? idk working it out) and instead he just takes over sqh’s apartment. sqh is stressed ™️, as he often is. he goes onto witch forums for advice and everyone else is also baffled except for shen yuan, whose like “lmao same thing happened to me” and sqh is just ????

they bond over inexplicably having demon lord familiars while sqh tries to figure out what the hell is going on

yes i do plan on writing this. very soon. i may or may not be putting everything to the side (except my dragon!mbj fic) in order to work on this one instead.

[frummpets]

binghe's grab bag for shizun dates has everything they could ever need 🥰🥰🥰

inspired by THIS POST by @piosplayhouse!!

✦ TWITTER VERSION

CW below the cut: suggestive nudity!!!

extra: of course she's prepared for aftercare as well!!!!

[lurkinginnernarrator]

modern au bingqiu wherein LBH's last hairstylist moves away. He's dreading having to find another stylist that can do his curly hair right, and is expecting to have to endure some bad hairstyles before he finds The One.

IN COMES: Hairstylist Shen Yuan

His parents begged him to do something, anything, college, modeling, military service, trade school.

Shen Yuan gave in and decided on hairstyling, because he had always enjoyed braiding his meimei's hair when they were little.

So now Shen Yuan moonlights as a hairstylist when he feels like it, or when his parents or siblings get a bit too antsy about him "not doing anything with his life".

Anyway Shen Yuan is actually really good at his job, because he'd feel bad if he gave someone a bad haircut.

Binghe gets the best haircut of his life, and when his hair is getting washed, he's literally staring up at the prettiest man he's ever seen, and said man is so so gentle with his scalp.

Someone's in love~

[everytimewetouch-dot-mp3]

also thinking again about werewolf luo binghe and his human mate shen yuan,,, they would be so cute together,,,, lbh getting extra sticky around the full moon, and sy indulges him because ‘he can’t help it; his instincts mean he needs me to sit on his lap in the common areas of the pack’s den’

he doesn’t entertain such shameless pda except around the full moon and certain lunar events™ like eclipses (and festivals/celebration like the new year,,, and the springtime,,, and binghe’s birthday…………). but when those roll around, shen yuan is a blushing mess.

he’ll be held on binghe’s lap with his big dumb wolf boyfriend pressing his nose to sy’s neck, sneaking a hand up under his shirt to press against the skin of his middle, nipping at his ears and making low, pleased rumbling sounds deep in his chest. binghe will insist on hunting and cooking for him, serving him first, feeding him by hand for as long as sy can stand it.

lbh takes advantage of sy’s indulgent moments shamelessly. he gets to cuddle his cute little mate out in the open where the rest of his pack can see it, reinforcing his claim. he gets to run with his pack and then be praised for it when he comes back to his mate with whatever he hunted for him. he gets to soak in his mate’s scent and the scent of ‘uspacktogethermates’ and it makes him feel so warm and safe and wanted.

basically werewolf boyfriend binghe is sticky as fuck

[airplanecrashingdown]

[sun-and-moon-mushroom]

this fandom needs more modern bingqiu/bingyuan aus where sy gets to be the stalker

[nandanevesc]

For Liushenweek day 7 - Free day! Complement to [this one here]

Told you it was going to end up as LQG's wallpaper 😊

[just-another-oikawa-kinnie]

Yoga demon Mobei-jun

[mycatwantstoeatpins]

“Your picture on Weibo was too revealing.” As Shang Qinghua hacks up his lungs, he looks down at himself slowly and up again. “I am literally in a t-shirt.”  “Your collarbone was out,” Mobei-Jun says, disapproving. “It’s going to incite impure thoughts.” 

[soltosia]

Modern BingYuan! Maybe Binghe fell for his university student tutor Shen Yuan? Well, good luck waiting for Shen Yuan to stop viewing you as a kid, Binghe lol Time-skip needed much :p

[inkubuzzz]

WIP Weekend (9/14-9/15)

What Am I Working On? (Works with progress in the last few days only)

1: Untitled, dragon!MBJx adventurer SQH

Summary: Shang Qinghua is part of the Cang Qiong Adventurer's Guild. He has been sent on a mission to investigate a mountain where there have been supposed dragon sightings recently. Things go wrong, and Shang Qinghua has to find shelter from a blizzard in a random cave. In that cave, he just so happens to find the dragon he was looking for.

Favorite part (so far):

"Of course, Shen Qingqiu had been the one to suggest Shang Qinghua go. Why couldn’t Shen Qingqiu go? He was too busy with his werewolf husband!! Apparently, the full moon was coming up and his husband needed his full attention. He used the excuse that Luo Binghe would go on a rampage if Shen Qingqiu didn’t tend to him, but Shang Qinghua was fairly certain that was just an excuse to get some time off with his husband. So that left Shang Qinghua to go look for a dragon in this icy wasteland!"

Word count (so far): 1447

2: Untitled, exploration of MBJ's teleportation ability

Summary: Mobei Jun's teleportation ability relies on his ability to control shadows. It's an ability unique to him, and he has always kept it to himself. However, he finds himself wanting to share it with Shang Qinqhua.

Favorite part (so far):

"The shadows had always listened to Mobei Jun. He could call upon them and travel through them as easily as he could ice. Even amongst his kin, this ability had always been unique to him. Even Luo Binghe, the only other demon Mobei Jun had ever met who could teleport, relied on his ridiculous sword in order to do so. The shadows were something for Mobei Jun alone.

But now, he wished to share them with someone for the first time. With Shang Qinghua."

Word count (so far): 253

3: Untitled, Witch!SQH x Familiar!MBJ

Summary: Shang Qinghua should have summoned a familiar years ago. Everyone has been pestering him as to why he hasn't yet. Finally, he gets sick of all the questioning, so he decided to summon a familiar. He expects something simple, like a rodent or maybe a cat if he's lucky. But what's this??? He managed to summon a demon lord?? And the demon lord agreed to be his familiar?!

Favorite part (so far):

"Shang Qinghua looked down at his spell book for what seemed like the millionth time. He was certain he hadn't fucked up the spell. There was absolutely no way. It was perfect down to a T. So…

Why the fuck was there a demon king in his room???"

Word count (so far): 328

[wafsspie]

My babygrill ...

[flowersdiceandlove]

#meanwhile shen yuan constantly nitpicks lbh girlfriends bc none of them are good enough#he doesn't say it directly to lbh of course. he's not an asshole.#and if she makes lbh happy then she's good enough (if he repeats it like a mantra maybe he'll believe it...?)#BUT. when lbh is in between girlfriends sy absolutely drills the whole 'must be smart. must have your wellbeing in mind. must be pretty'#'must be independent but not too independent. must love you.' etc etc#at this point lbh's mom is not sure who is more oblivious: her son or sy#she's this 👌 close of calling the big guns#her ex husband ex boyfriend lbh's father and current situationship: tialang jun

i love this but i thought we were talking about washer woman mom not sxy. if it's sxy it changes the dynamic. plus i love the thought of this sweet old washer woman (or whatever the modern equivalent of her job would be) wrangling in the badass bingge. but sxy raising him would make more sense as to how he turned into bingge and not bingmei.

hey op, which mom is bingge's mom in this au?

thinking about the asshole roommate bingge au, and there has to be one (ONE) girlfriend that jumped through the impossible hoops to meet lbh’s mom. like, she’s under so much delusion and is so persistent that after dating lbh for like… three months (I don’t see lbh having gfs for longer than three and a half months) she finally girlbosses her way into meeting lbh’s mom for a small family dinner. (The only reason this works is because she looks kinda like sy… same color eyes, around the same height, short black hair… no glasses tho, but lbh might have killed her if she looked too much like gege, so maybe that’s a good thing.)

And when she gets there, finally ready to claim her triumph in fixing her man, there’s this twink sitting next to lbh’s mom. And when she asks lbh is like “this is a family dinner right? Yuan-ge is family” and this girl has to watch as her dark, six foot, bad boy boyfriend gets cooed over and pet on the head by some stick thin, geeky dude. And lbh ignores her the entire dinner just to talk to this guy.

(lbh dumps her after the dinner. then cries about it to sy, burying his face in his gege’s plush thigh)

SOOO TRUE

Dude binghes mom is the biggest victim here.. she saw her little boy following shen yuan around like a duckling and went awww how cute my baby boy is in love ❤️ young love is so wonderful ❤️ now it's been several years and she's watching some poor girl sitting in her dining room glaring at binghe while he's lovingly wiping sauce off shen yuans face, not sparing her a glance

She's tried several times to give binghe the "I'll love you no matter what" talk hoping that was what's holding him back from confessing and making shen yuan her son in law but binghe just says "I love you too mom!" and doesn't do anything about his OBVIOUS crush

Binghe: we don't have guest bedrooms so you'll have to take the bus home

His girlfriend: ?? Your bed is big enough for two people can't I stay the night

Binghe: yeah it'll fit two people. Me and Yuan ge.

Binghe’s mom: *sighing deeply while binghes girlfriend screams at him*

[itscherryterry-again]

This Barbie bites !

[uh-mxtx]

Modern-au Binghe who inherits Tianglang-jun’s massive fuck off mansion with like 4000 rooms after living on the streets/foster system after his adoptive mom died (idk i just need him to have big house) and he goes “what the hell am I supposed to do with this” and Meng mo (cant be a demon here ive decided he’s a weird homeless guy who gives him advice. That or a schizophrenic hallucination) goes “fill it with women” and binghe who knows he is gay goes “no”

But then he hears some girls complaining about the safety of some of the campus housing/thier boyfriend or parents kicked them out/ect and he’s like “well, i can fix that” and offers his mcmansion up as apartments. He’s loaded so he barely asks for rent and he just keeps inviting women in hard times, like his mother used to be.

But his real calling is cooking so he keeps feeding his tenants and asking what they like. He’s got a youtube cooking/home ec channel and they’re his taste testers. And they start inviting their freinds over like “hey wanna meet our big gay himbo landlord who feeds us” and their freinds are like “boy do I”

Binghe is absolutely gleefull about this. More people to feed. Fuck yeah he gets to be housewife. The gossip sessions are unmatched. He ends up making a full banquet every night and you can either show up in your pj’s or a ballgown to match the decor.

And eventually all this snowballs and hes got a whole sorority in his mcmansion. and they casually call him husband/boyfreind/sugar daddy as a joke bc Binghe is JACKED and they can get rid of men real fast if they pull their six foot seven guard dog out of the crowd. For the sign off/video end the taste testers on Binghe’s show kiss his cheeks as thanks. Binghe doesn’t know half the people in his house. Some girl he never met (came out of SHL’s room and is COVERED in hickeys) just smacked his ass and stole a stack of pancakes. He doesn’t even react he just makes more. This is the best for his touch starvation.

And oblivious people(you know who) dont realize most of them are lesbians using him as a beard, (ignoring the makeouts and pride flags in the background of some videos) and they absolutely believe Luo Binghe seduced a crowd of women into a harem by the power of cooking, cleaning, and great sex.

Cough cough, Shen Yuan