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@mangywayway: The hextech gives Jayce a hextecussy
Me: CORRECT HE WANTS TO BE AN OMEGA SO BADLY. MEL AND VIKTOR'S OMEGA
#we are so unserious#jayce talis#arcane#viktor arcane#mel arcane#jayce/viktor/mel#jayce/viktor#jayce/mel#whats the ship name for these three?#also any mel hate or disregard of mel will be blocked#you have been warned dont play with me#im not the one
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#facts#im the real deal#dont play with me#i am who i am#i said what i said#im not the one#this is me#drinking#alcohol#liquor
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my friend told me someone likes me and Ik she's telling the truth but idk who it is and it's literally killing me cause there's someone out there who is looking at me and going "yeah she's the one" and this deeply worries me because if I'm the one then please find a two cause I'm not fit one material
#im not the one#if im the one find a two#i feel deeply sorry for this man#cause i am a mess and a half
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ouu can't do that one ☠️
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right#but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead#like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic#and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually#centered in my now very right biased field of view#so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt#at least one one eyed fucker actually does that
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i feel strongly about this
#every time i turn on the captions on a big famous youtubers vid and it just uses autogenerated im like grrrrr#but every time i turn on captions on a one person project 4 hr video essay and theyre manually written an angel gets its wings#im not deaf or HoH either. i just fucking lvoe captions#text#1k#2k#uh oh people rightfully so said it was ironic i didnt put alt text on this. there is alt text now!#5k#10k#20k#30k#40k#50k
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Fascinated by this phenomenon
#im just going to list fandoms i think this applies to#steven universe#witch hat atelier#dungeon meshi#one piece#hunter x hunter#moster high#ever after high#Disney#gravity falls#most animes really#if you have your own feel free to add them#meme#digital art#i made this with my finger on my phone after not drawing for seven days it was euphoric
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one#'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot#when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.
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new reason to stay alive: outlive the trump presidency. In fact, outlive Trump. He isn’t immortal. We can live to see the day he's guaranteed to never be in office ever again and we can make sure he knows that he'll never have enough power to kill you
stay strong, friends, this isn't your fault
#us politics#us election#evil hasnt won until every last one of us is dead buried and forgotten.#also im clearly not american… for all the ... curious commenters..?
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This is my love letter to the most beautiful ship I witnessed this year. Cheers to us Jayvik nation 💫
#just wanna say im so touched with the kind words i read on my wip post#you guys helped me finish this one!!#my magnus opus for this year i fear#arcane spoilers#arcane#jayvik#sketch#fanart#myart#procreate#drawing#illustration
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Holly berries!
#another one for the winter sticker sheet im making :3#tho in the end it'll just have 2 pieces instead of 3 btw :C#could not figure out how to fit the third one aughhh >_< T_T#dragons#dragon art#holly#fantasy art#art#inks#artists on tumblr#fantasy illustration#dragon#berries#winter
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put three f/f ships you like in the tags. doesnt matter how obscure or embarrassing the media, go for it. and no, your m/m ship doesnt count as women
#ill start#sashannarcy#jessa#eris and melinoe hades#baru cormorant and tain hu#vrisrezi#undyne x alphys#noelle x susie#farcille#yoruichi x soi fon#togachako#jessie and delia#anastasia and alecto#though that ones just from stuff ive seen people make up but im taking it#anyway that plenty good luck
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#real man thoughts#winning the idgaf war#im not the one#dont play with me#i will win#i said it#i told you so#i warned you
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I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"
specific examples include but are not limited to
why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)
why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)
why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)
why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)
why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)
who taught you that this is how things are?
how long do you plan on repeating it?
#not art#been on the mind a lot. you are not immune to propaganda and neither am i dot garfield etc etc#for filtering:#ableism#racism#fatphobia#transphobia#transmisogyny#if i see one more 'this character from old show is so hashtag gender!!' and its just a transmisogynistic caricature im gonna lose it#and yes i do unfollow people for that. regrettably some sites show me things from strangers
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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.
#chrambles#not a lily orchard video (i have never watched one in my life im sorry for whoever did)#being a homestuck fan alone is hell. people make shit up and call it canon unironically its painful#can be of any form of analysis btw your responses are so insightful (and also funny)#if you mention dirkjohn in the tags then youre the one who needs to reread the canon material again lol
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