#im not even a dilf fucker

[bvmbl3b0x]

dc3 hades was chemically engineered in a lab for a very specific type of dilf fucker and i think thats wonderful

[finitehearts]

You know, Kusakabe would never admit it, but he likes it when his partners get a little bit rough with him. Pull his hair, claw his back, bite him a little bit. He'll pin you roughly against the closest surface and fuck you to return the favor.

[reinabeestudio]

Witnessing your tsundere journey with Blue has been fun, I can't wait to see it again with Proton (and we need more Team Rocket self-shippers)

ARE YOU GUYS JUST HERE TO SEE ME SUFFER

[your-dads-filing-cabinet]

Someone just called pre-dark side Anakin a dilf I'm shelving the word until u all remember what it means

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

PLEASASSWEEPLEASE TOU DONT HUNRERFSTABDS

GLENN GLENN GLENN ITS GLENN VOTE GLENN VOTE FOR THE BOY

We didn’t do hot Glenn summer for him to LOSE. Spoilers for his story but MORE PROPAGANDA FOR YOU:

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

GLENN GLENNNNNN

Listen, I don't know this other character but I've seem some good arguments for her However Consider Glenn Close winning through no effort of his own in a bullshit way despite being a dick is the most in character thing ever. He leveled up three times and got a crab mech, we GOT to give him this win, it's fitting

I haven't dedicated the last 2 months of my life drawing Glenn close for him to lose

Vote for Glenn Close or I will make you read the parody I did of the vaporeon copypasta

I don’t regulate if minors follow me or not bc I’m a pretty chill space but I hope the world is aware that’s the only reason I haven’t been downright nasty about Glenn close. I’m down bad. I’m NOT in the boat of ‘Glenn isn’t sexy but I want him to win bc it’s my fandom’. I would estimate I have 200+ drawings of Glenn on my phone that AREN’T safe for work. Way more that are. Where did they come from? That’s MY business. But I tell you this fact to assure you- Glenn IS sexy. I’m not voting to represent my fandom I’m voting out of TRUTH AND LOVE. IF YOU DON’T GET IT YOU DON’T GET IT!!! I just think my level of feral over this man is more powerful than y’all realize. If you don’t get his sex appeal that’s okay, but don’t doubt that this is my truth.

VOTE GLENN

Glenn fuckers fought tooth and nail to get us here from like 38% dawg we DESERVE THIS. GLENN IS THE SEXIEST MAN!!! HE WAS THE FIRST FICTIONAL CHARACTER I FOUND HOT AND HE’S GONNA CONTINUE TO SWEEP!!! Your hot goat woman sounds sexy don’t get me wrong but I’m forever fighting for the man that changed my brain chemistry. Proud of our fandom tbh. I don’t think y’all understand the sheer amount of effort I have put in to get my boy where he is today but this placement feels well earned. TO GLENN SWEEP!!

THE FUCK YOU MEAN GLENN CLOSE ISNT WINNING IM BOUT TO THROW HANDS FR

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

Yalll better vote glenn i swear to god

Vote Glenn or else the bird gets it🐦🛸

HOW IS MY DUDE NOT WINNING????

GLEN GELN NELG GLENNANN HE DESERVS ITTTT

HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. Do you think pickman needs this to feel good about herself? Can she not accept a loss for the sake of a pathetic father? Can she shake hands with the minivan fucker and his human gun and just take the L on this one? He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.

Mod Note: While I will still take "bad dads are sexy" propaganda and "bad dads aren't sexy" anti-propaganda, I kindly request no more discussion on whether or not he was a bad father. This is a sexypoll, not a parentingpoll. If you see a post you strongly disagree with, you can just not reblog it.

Taako (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

A celebrity chef from another plane

[diagonal-queen]

and now, for some of the many thoughts dia had during the newest episode of bungou stray dogs (seasoned with heavy undertones of ranpo appreciation)

'if they were forced to choose, they would choose atsushi'

based kyouka and lucy

also ango being like 'if i had to fight kyouka and lucy i'd lose immediately' like yes dude. why are you the only one who acknowledges this. fucking fukuchi would lose in a fight against those two

ALSO THEM NOT WANTING TO EVEN MAKE ATSUSHI UNCOMFORTABLE BUT BEING FULLY READY TO JUST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ANGO LMAOOOOOO SAME GIRLS I'M ONE OF YALL (sorry ango fuckers) KYOUKA AND LUCY SUPERMACY 🛐🛐

THEY ANIMATED THE SIGLAI SCENE SO RIGHT!!! OMG HOHOL SO CUTE his voice actor deserves a trillion dollars for that scene alone also sigma so pretty he's beautiful

fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf fukuzawa dilf

POE AND RANPO WERE READY FOR ALL THIS SHIT. they really said 'they fucked around and now they're finding out' JDAJJKAFHSKHFAKJFA also ranpo i missed hearing your voice so much bby i love you and i missed you please just one chance ranpo just one chance

ALSO dazai calling ranpo the strongest superhuman who exceeds the gifted lmao like be more right my guy he IS the strongest (one chance ranpo please). get fucked fyodor. also him being like 'i'm just here babysitting you to make sure you don't do anything annoying so my friends can fuck shit up' was both parts funny and hot for some reason

ALSO RANPO PARKOURED HIS WAY DOWN FROM THAT FUCKING BUILDING??? ONE CHANCE PLEASE RANPO YOU'RE LITERALLY PERFECT

kunikida getting the pretty treatment this season AS HE SHOULD. mans is sexy and deserves it

also i mentioned this to sewer rat earlier but when jouno bought out the pear and kunikida was like 'you gonna give that to me?' even though he doesn't say it in the manga i was entirely expecting jouno to reply with 'no, you need hands to eat a pear' LMAOOOOO ALSO HIS TURTLE SMILE MADE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD LIKE YOU CAN'T DROP THAT SHIT ON ME IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCENE LIKE THIS BONES T-T

i have to wonder if poe has like an archive of pre-written novels just in case shit like this happens and he needs to transport people somewhere, or if he's deadass able to write 300-page-novels on the fly in a matter of hours. like it seems like it would be the former but the latter just feels like something bsd would pull yk

fukuzawa: LET'S SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN ranpo: proud son moment

ranpo said let's be bisexual for this mugshot (one chance ranpo pls???)

genuinely cannot believe all of this bullfuckery has happened in less than the span of a week

one glimpse into those beautiful jades and minoura knew the agency was entirely innocent. that's just the ranpo effect my friends. (ranpo seriously i'm begging you ONE chance)

oh yeah and tHAT FUCKING OPENING. GRANRODEO SWEEP ANIMATION ON POINT COLOURS EVERYWHERE me likey is what im saying.

that's all for this episode folks- tune in next time as dia loses their shit again...and again...and again...and aga

[egirlgarak]

just in case no ones done it yet im gonna ask you about tatort in general or münchen specifically for the tv show ask meme :]

whehehooo >:]

Favourite character: you know the mother fucker. you know the one. fucking. francis lightmyer.

Funniest character: actually. do not know. kalli? i could say kalli. the inherent humor of working with some grumpy old gays.

Best-looking character: dont make me say his name again. (its franz)

3 favourite ships: aside from the obvious . if i just post the polycule does that count. franzcarloivo is real to ME.

Least favourite character: probably one of the one off characters. rainer? hackl derprügelknabe? wait. the guy who fucking killed baby felix voss -_-

Least favourite ship: what do you mean there are ships other than franz(carlo)ivo,

Reason why I watch it: some might say for the plot. for me, it is my chronic dilf/gilf loving tendencies

Why I started watching it: man idk i just asked vincent on vc after we watched 4gz, they DMd some titles, i watched gefallene engel and within less than 24 hours it was all over for me before it even began

[butcharyastark]

i still literally do not understand the trend of enmasse weather report fuckers. like its not that he isnt attractive. hes fine. hes alright. hes okay. i can see the appeal from a personal standpoint even if im not into him. i can see why someone else theoretically thinks hes hot. hes not UGLY and hes not a horrible person. sure, weather report sexy. whatever.

but the MOVEMENT the MASS THIRSTING .... as far as jojo goes, he's literally just some guy???? he's not special, he's not particularly beefy or twinkish or bearlike or very strongly fem or masc in a way ppl get attached to he doesn't have shirtless scenes and he's not really exceptionally heroic and he isn't even the protag. i can't think of anything special except that he has rainbow snail powers which, while impressive, do not make me want to throw my panties at the guy.

yall are thirstposting over weather report but pucci, repressed messiah evil priest is right there. jolyne and hermes, bold and moral bad girl prison gang protags are right there. dilf jotaro is right there. hell, even fucking anasui if you're just going on looks, he's got the fishnets and slut energy. weather report is just EXISTING.

[kindlistener]

Liveblogging Fallout Ep 1 (SPOILERS)

bc im super hype. ive been playing fallout (3, nv and 4) for like about a decade. im ready to see easter eggs 🥹🥹

disclaimer: i was a ghoul-fucker before it was cool. charon supremacy

liKE 30 SECONDS IN AND WE GOT ORANGE-COLOURED SKY. WHAT A BANGER ALSO HES HERE HOLY SHIT SIR IM ALREADY GONNA NUT FUCKING CHRIST

[autogenerated voice] coDES-WORTH

hell yeah its unstoppables time

hes such a good dad im gonna die

i will already die for this dilf (and hes not even a sexy ghoul yet)

thats just a cool shot ngl

get fuCKIN HYPE

the vault looks so good oml (i am curious to find out what the experiment was for this vault tho)

oh god everythings going to go wrong the vault 32 people seem suuuus

i see they got the nsfw mods

me @ butch/benny/boone/arcade/joshua graham/hancock/nick valentine/paladin danse/gage/...

ooh we got spoopy bois

kinky marriage night sex frfr

shoulda used vats ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (and then she pulled the blade out she doesnt know getting stabbed 101)

THEY GOT THE STIMS BAYBEEEEEE

another v cool shot

JET TIME

okay so are the brotherhood gonna be like legit good guys like in f3 or racist shitbags like in f4 (on first impression they seem to be shitbags)

holy shit is that the prydwen?? (ngl when we gonna get back to my cowboy dilf i miss him)

nvm theyre actually in cyberpunk 2077

omg he was billy

its doGMEAT TIME

BROS GOT A JUNK JET

🎶 IM BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER 🎵

CHIMKEN TIME (tho all chickens ive seen in the fallout franchise havent had feathers....)

OH HOW I LOVE HIM

conclusion: that was a lot of fun

[lazy10ieiri]

Wait- 103 followers😳

I didnt even write any ficts yall😭❤

Thank you for following this spam account🥰

[usamey]

people with good moms fucking bamBOOZLE me. they’re like “this is why mom’s are the best!!” and “you don’t know what you have until it’s gone. make sure you call your mom and tell her you love her☺️” BITCH my momma said she’d sell me for a nice purse ion know what the HELL you on

[dearest-painter]

Two faced or two sided?(PT.1)

TW/CW:Yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,abusive behavior,abusive relationship,canon injuries,crossovers like Payday 2 & Rainbow six siege,Y/N works for both rainbow six siege and with the Payday gang,Y/N is named Boogie man with R6s while is named Wolf with the payday gang,male reader,getting shot at,being hit,being kicked,being tased,bombs,robbing banks,cussing,Y/N is dating Doc/Gustave,Y/N speaks Swedish,Y/N IS WOLF FROM PAYDAY GANG,Dilf reader/Reader has a daughter who is 4 years old,google translate

“WOLF! CAN YOU HEAR ME!?” Where were you? Who was yelling at you. Shaking your head you saw that it was Dallas. “Yeah! I’m okay!” “Good! Thought I almost lost you today,you still got a daughter to take care of!” “Let’s get to work!” He pulled you up as you went to get back to work which was robbing a bank as usual but this one was different they got rainbow six siege your other team. The payday gang knew you worked with rainbow six siege because they make fun of your name ‘Boogie Man’ but hey is it your fault that you can camouflage really well,track things down,and be as silent as a mouse when hunting something?

Chains was yelling at the saw so you went up and kicked them which fixed them. “HOW DO YOU ALWAYS FUCKING DO IT!?” “50/50 chance” “NAH THAT IS SOME BULL FUCKING SHIT! THAT AIN’T 50/50 CHANCE ITS AN 100 CHANCE WITH YOU!” You just chuckled as you left to go fend off the police. “KOM HIT DU LILLA TICK!!” You started shooting at the cloakers,medics,and tasers and oh so much more! Soon you saw a familiar person,your boyfriend Gustave. You sighed knowing he’s about to find out that his boyfriend is also a bank robber. “WOLF WE NEED YOU OVER HERE!” “ALRIGHT DALLAS IM ON MY WAY!” “Mon ange?”you looked at him but under your mask your face was sympathy and regret. “Hello min älskade” you saw Gustave’s face it was of shock and betrayal you couldn’t look at him anymore as you ran towards Dallas.

Gustave couldn’t believe it his boyfriend was a bank robber. No no Y/N wouldn’t do it willingly! Y/N must’ve been forced into this yes yes! That’s the answer his lover was forced to do this horrendous crime and he’s going to make sure that Y/N will be taken away into a safer place with just him. He started to chase you but as you knew him and also have been chased by a lot of people you knew how to get away. Slide under the table,throw down some book cases,jumping around,going through the police,and lastly climbing something you were good at. “GET IT WOLF! WE GOTTA BOUNCE!” “I KNOW FUCKER IM ON MY WAY! KINDA BEING CHASED!” You and the others ran to the car. As soon as you all got in you started to speed away.

Everyone was pissed off that they list the payday gang again! But Gustave was plotting something,he was plotting how to save his boyfriend from those fucking heathens of criminals. He’s going to save his boyfriend one way or another even if he has to take a life.

[hardyslave]

HOW PEAKY BLINDERS MEN TEXT

Includes: Thomas Shelby, Alfie Solomons, John Shelby, Arthur Shelby, Michael Gray

A/N: this is so stupid LMAO

THOMAS SHELBY

- he is SO dry.

- also a grammar nazi ://

- he texts so formally like he’s sending an important email every time

- takes HOURSSS to reply

- you’re lucky if he even replies at all

- a slow texter, he’s a complete grandpa with stuff like that

- taps his screen with his pointer finger LMAOO

- “ (Y/n), what does ‘DILF’ mean?”

- “DID SOMEONE CALL U THAT HSLSJAWJEKJX”

- “Yes? What does it mean? and what does hslsjawjekjx mean?”

- ghosts you then texts you for family meetings

- “tom do you want to go out later? :)” *on read for 2 weeks*

- *after two weeks* “Family meeting at 8. Don’t be late.”

- “that rhymes” *read*

- shows him what a meme is

- he pronounces it as “meh-meh”

- only replies to polly and the shelby groupchat

- you, arthur, john, and alfie are on mute (almost on block but he doesn’t know how to)

ALFIE SOLOMONS

- HE’S KIND OF NEW TO ALL THIS

- BUT HE TRIES HIS BEST

- he’d just accept whatever you say to him like

- “okay, alfiee. brbb”

- “What the fuck does that mean?”

- “it means be right back”

- “Ohhh okay IWFYLWYCH”

- “what”

- “It means I Will Fuck You Later When You Come Home”

- “uhm.. okay alfie :)”

- u both send pics of ur dogs

- “HAHAHAHA look alfie he’s humping my damn leg again”

- “He fucking what now?”

- when you and him are both at a meeting together he texts you horny or funny shit just to rile you up

- its either: “FLCP is so small” “what tf is an flcp alfie” “Future Lung Cancer Patient. He’s 5’7. Can you believe that?”

- or “Let’s get out of this fucking meeting before my balls explode, pet”

- in conclusion; he is a grandpa, but a cool one.

ARTHUR SHELBY

- stuck in 2013 im sorry

- sends chain messages still and those old tumblr girl quotes unironically :(

- sends bible verses to the group where linda’s in

- proceeds to send videos of him killing someone in a groupchat where linda’s not in :)

- takes great pleasure in giving tommy false information about the internet

- tom: Alfie, DILF.

- alfie: You’d like to fucking what now, Tommy

- y/n: HAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT DID U TELL HIM NOW ARTHUR OR JOHN

- tom: It means Die in London, Fucker..?

- finn: love is love, we accept you tommy 🏳️‍🌈

- john: HAJAHHAHAHHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE TOMMY

- tom: Then what the fuck does it mean, eh Arthur?

- arthur: No idea tom

- that was the first and last time tommy tried modern slang

JOHN SHELBY

- both you and him are the only ones who laugh in caps lock

- “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH”

- quotes vines constantly on a daily basis in the shelby groupchat

- you, finn and him are the cultured ones

- so you all have inside jokes in text that no one else seems to understand

- john: do you guys remember that pineapple thing on twitter

- y/n: NO STOP THAT WAS DISGUSTING

- finn: jesus christ now it’s in my brain again

- *everyone else*: wtf are they talking about

- texts the gc at questionable hours of the day

- *at 3 am* john: Who wants to go to mcdonalds?

- y/n: me

- finn: me

- alfie: At this fucking hour?

- alfie: Me

MICHAEL GRAY

- tommy fan boy #1

- does NOT accept the tommy slander you, alfie, arthur, finn and john dish out to his favorite man

- michael: Leave him alone, guys he’s new to all this

- finn: not the tommy stan talking ??

- y/n: tommy shelby (degrading)

- john: Don’t be a pick me, Michael

- alfie: I dunno what the fuck they’re saying but I agree

- arthur: Hahahaha

- would text tommy everyday

- “Good Morning.”

- defends tommy in the groupchats with his life

- at this point you, alfie, arthur, finn and john now have a seperate gc just to slander tommy’s social media skills

- BECAUSE MICHAEL GETS SO HEATED

- in conclusion he’s a tommy apologist

[fill-me-with-your-memes-daddy]

Watching the Rise of the Titans movie and I'll be documenting all of my thoughts/reactions here. [Spoiler Warning]

So instead of reblogging every new update, I'm just going to have this post up on my phone as I watch and type my reactions in a bullet list format.

Nari's human disguise is so cute. As someone who does have a cottagecore aesthetic, I want to cosplay her so bad

Are Skrael and/or Belroc non-binary coded? Regardless, I'm also obsessed and I want to fuck Skrael and be Belroc.

STEVE CARING ABOUT JIM BEING HURT YESSSS!!! My god his redemption has probably been one of the greatest there is because he doesn't just suddenly go from being a bully to a completely good person. You can see the gradual shift in learning better throughout the shows which is awesome.

IN NEW YOOOOOOORRRRRRRK!!!!!! CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MADE OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

The mugshot montage reminded me of season 1 of trollhunters when toby and Jim were arrested at the museum.

STRICKLER PUT A RING ON IT??? HE'S THE ONLY DILF IVE EVER ACTUALLY AGREED WAS HOT WYM I CAN'T HAVE HIM??? well I'm still really happy about his arc over the series probably one of my favorite character growths.

Eli my guy got his growth spurt!!! As an 18 year old who is still 5'0", I'm happy but envious for him

So I went into this movie without watching any trailers or promo, but I doubt anything could have prepared me for the existence of mpreg. In fact, I wasn't going to document my reactions until I saw that.

NAMURA!!!!!!!!! MY BELOVED!!!!!! I CAN STILL THIRST FOR YOU WITHOUT GUILT

The coach teacher just called the kids zoomers so I have to dock one point from my final rating just because of that. Unforgivable

Those husky animation models suck lmao

Oh fuck the titans got power ranger zords!!

God why did they include the mpreg??? This movie would have been perfect without it.... After that plot point being revisited only one time I'm already beyond done with it

Like it's bringing me back to the v*ltron days where they're was a suspiciously high amount of klance omegaverse and mpreg fics and art created and it physically hurts because Steve and Keith's voice actor is the same person meaning this is especially cursed to me since I was unfortunately in the v*ltron fandom and remember all of that

But like on another note, how old are these characters again??? I haven't checked any wikis because of spoilers but is Steve an adult??? I know aja might be technically a lot older than 18 because alien but is whatever age she is equivalent to an adult as far as emotionally and physically in Akaridion development??? IS THIS A TEEN (M)PREGNANCY IN A KIDS SHOW????

Like bruh I saw a singular post on here before going into the movie that was like "rott spoilers without context" and there was a pregnant belly but I was absolutely not expecting the actual context of it. I'll find the post after I finish and edit this post to tag the creator right here: @makoden

This entire post is just gonna be me ranting about mpreg huh

Anyway I love the whole roundtable allusion to the legends of king arthur (not the toa version but the one he's based off)

THERE'S 3 TO 5 BABIES????? I need to take a break bruh this is just too much

Alright I've taken a 30 minute break got some food and did some things i love (decompressed by tactile stimming with some owl plushies and watched some videos on my favorite owl, Garu. He lives in Japan with his owner and is a domesticated eagle owl who basically just acts like a sky cat. If anyone else needs some eye bleach, here is their YouTube channel)

Blinky and ARRRGHHH!!! saying their "if one of us doesn't make it" talk my god one of them is going to die I can see it and I will be utterly crushed. Jim can't lose another father figure and Toby can't lose his wingman again I will riot if this happens

On a similar but unrelated to the movie note, can we just talk about how toa started with Jim having 0 dads and (if strickler and blinky live to the end) will end with 2 dads? Like I just really feel happy for him that he has two dads who actually figured out how to put the past behind them to not have any infighting between them so that both of them are healthy father figures. Jim has already been through literal hell and back losing his actual humanity in the process so if he loses one of them, I'm going to be really pissed because at this point, this is just Jim torture porn. Y'all know how as SpongeBob SquarePants went on, the show just became Squidward torture porn? It's starting to feel that way for toa and I really hope they cut the shit by the ending

Jlaire is such a good ship but like I feel like it's too perfect they never disagree with each other

YESSSSSSS Someone finally doesn't treat toby like a fat waste of space who messes stuff up!!! I think out of all the characters that would have been most deserving of a rewrite, it's Toby. Sometimes I just feel he's only comic relief and any heartfelt moments he's had in the series was also born of stupidity (ie his flour baby project being unharmed was seen by him as divine intervention from his parents but was actually just Eli and Steve behind the scenes).

Ohhhhh yesssssss Archie's father!!! I was hoping I'd see him again because we got so little of him last

Ooooooooooh Asian trollmarket!!!!!

Oh never mind slavery trollmarket

Bruh titanic camelot

I feel like we're not seeing enough of the villains because I completely forgot about the power ranger zord things

NAMORA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LAST CRUSHHHH

STRICKLER NO NOT YOU TOO PLEASE

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ONLY TWO CHARACTERS I SIMP FOR ON THIS SHOW DIED WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OF EACH OTHER

THAT WHOLE ASS RANT I WROTE IS COMING TRUE FUCK THIS MOVIE THIS SERIES IS JUST JIM TORTURE PORN

WAIT JIM'S SPERM DONOR INFO?

Oh thank God I don't want to know anything about that person

For the record, I call that man Jim's sperm donor because he has no business being called a father to him. All he did was donate some swimmers to the creation of him and give him abandonment issues

Oh another blind troll elder???? This fucker is just if vendel was a bad guy

Bruh I was grieving

PACIFIC RIM WITH GUN ROBOT VEX AND THE BELROCZORD? I've never seen that movie but I know the reference

Bruh Blinky doesn't read horoscopes? Does he realize conspiracy theories are just the manly version of horoscopes?

NO DON'T KILL VEX STOP KO-ING FOUND FAMILY MEMBERS

Oh thank God he's okay

NO NOT ARCHIE AND CHARLEMAGNE OH MY GOD

oh never mind they're just gonna coup de tat I believe in them :))

But I want to see him again

But I'm glad to see vex

Yay they're in arcadia!

But yeah I wondered why the trolls and Merlin didn't keep the whole "daylight doesn't hurt trolls" feature from the eternal night but now Guillermo del Toro I see you were playing the long con in that just to kill my girl Namora :(((

Oooooh I love the animation of the Narizord over Chihuahua!! It looks very good and realistic (if only they could have put some of that into those huskies from before smh)

Bruh the character designs of the arcane order are so good I want to be them

Nari making sure the Skraelzord doesn't crush the bus

DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE

Bruh I'm just glad we finally have an answer on why arcadia had everything going on as opposed to literally anywhere else!! I always found that as a weird coincidence for plot convince.

BRUH WERE BACK TO THE MPREG IM SO JEALOUS I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS GRIEVING THE LOSS OF MY LOVELIES.

Oh that's real convenient that the ninth configuration meant all of them. Way to not decide which character gets more attention. Though it probably was a smart way to not have any infighting in the fandom between each character's stan group.

Bruh I just realized where is Barbera did they just ditch her on the Camelot ship???

And where are the other trolls that migrated at the end of trollhunters s3? They said something about new jersey but obviously Jim and the other main characters got on Camelot instead.... This feels like a plot hole

And we never learned the process of how changelings are made and bonded to humans and stuff. We just know it's super painful but I'm curious ffs!!!!

THE DONT THINK BECOME HERO SPEECH ALL SAID TOGETHER!!!

BRUH THEY REALLY HAD TO SHOW HIM GIVING BIRTH??????? WAS THAT AN ABSOLUTE MUST??????

Plus the main audience for this series is little children (the rating for the movie is literally TV-Y7) so even though my adult ass is not in the target audience, I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WOULD MPREG AND ANAL BIRTH WOULD BE AN IMPORTANT THING TO 7 YEAR OLDS???? THIS IS A LITERAL FETISH HIDDEN IN KIDS CONTENT ITS ELSAGATE ALL OVER AGAIN Y'ALL 😭😭😭😭😭

Though it's probably hypocritical of me to think fetishes don't belong in kids tv when I've openly admitted to thirsting for strickler and namora

HUZZAH

NEW AMULET WAZ GOOD????

STAB THAT BITCH JIM

WAIT NO I SAID STAB NOT GET STABBED

Alright good job just missed the directions at first but you fixed it

SEVEN KIDS?????????

T O B Y ????????????

W A I T NO

N O

IS HE ACTUALLY

OH MY GOD THERE'S HOPE

NO THERE ISN'T

F U C K THIS SHIT THEY REALLY JUST HAD HIM TO BE BULLIED THEN KILLED

Y'ALL IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS NEVER HAPPENS

I NEVER ACTUALLY GET SO EMOTIONAL OVER MEDIA THAT I CRY IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE AT THE END OF VOLTRON BUT AHHHHHHHH

W A I T

HE'S GONNA BE BROUGHT BACK?????

HOLD UP THEY'RE JUST GONNA BRING ALL THOSE DEAD PEOPLE BACK??????

WAIT IS HE

BLINKY CALLED HIM A SON

HOLD ON IS THIS GOING TO BE A CLIFFHANGER???????????

BRUH THEY REALLY JUST CAN'T END THE SERIES WITHOUT CLIFFHANGERS like there's always an open ending

TROLLHUNTER TOBY????? You know what forget the whole rants I had on how toby was written they just redeemed it all

And that's all! I'd rate it a 6.5/10 because it's definitely the weakest of all the sequels but still had amazing animation and some good plot points. It's just really hard to look over the bad stuff enough to rate it any higher.

[saintobio]

COMPILATION OF EMOTIONS

I HATE EULA

where tf is NAOYA NAOYA WHERE ARE YOU KING

lol why am i even asking he's prolly grinning ear to ear rn

but satoru is the talk of the town

ugh seriously i hate satoru for what he did but this shit will be very damaging to y/n and the baby

honestly im scared for myself (or y/n)

i also fear satoru killing himself

y/n has suffered too much. ofc she deserves to know the truth, but this happening rn will be a HUGE danger to her life. its cruel.

questions i have!!

1. did gen invite y/n to the mansion beforehand? or did y/n get there by herself?

2. what are sera's whereabouts?

3. how did the zenin children respond to what's happening?

4. eula is laughing evil @ jail. i just know she is— is she?

5. toji is probably SHOCKED. can you tell us toji's whereabouts?

6. what are the rumours that are currently circulating around the company?

7. how is sera?

8. will we get a momjo scene? the part where momjo confronts satoru?

9. As a member of the toji fucker nation, i myself am a huge toji fucker. Representing our Toji DILF, i would like to ask about: From the previous chapter (17), i gave up on toji x y/n. but with this recent chapter, i believe we have found a new ray of hope. is this hope reliable? please answer me in behalf of the toji fucker nation. ❤️

With humble regards,

Amy

Toji Fucker Nation Representative

10. Is sera happy about all of the things that are happening right now, or is she not?

11. will we get a yuuji cameo? (megumi was interviewed on if he knows a certain yuuji, he says he knows the new kid on his school yuuji, i hope they're friends now!! ❤️❤️❤️)

12. will maki date nobara 😏😏😏 just a huge question popping in my mind lately

13. people are ANGRY. can we read some tweets or some responses to the current issue? what are people saying right now? (i know this was already mentioned but i'd really like to see what others are thinking— i mean of course they hate satoru but are some satoru fangirls still supporting him?)

14. satoru gojou's infidelity is now a big issue across japan. since nari is a teen and jiro is a college student, they probably know about the issue already. are they bringing up the topic in the dinner table? if they did, how did sera react?

i just realized that my questions may bring in a lot of spoilers! still typing them tho, since u might answer some of them hehe

thats all saint! amazing chapter as always! thank you for this ❤️❤️ the dedication and effort you have put in this chapter is very well appreciated. please please please take care of yourself. dRINK WATER FOR LONG LIFE 😍

omg i can’t answer all of ur questions i’m sorry. if they’re not in the chapter, that means i don’t plan to reveal them or it’s a spoiler, but i’ll just choose the ones i can answer 😣

2. sera will appear next chapter

4. eula’s definitely laughing but also, she’s busy making a cult with other inmates lmfao

5. toji is at work during the trial, but he meets with ian after that.

8. minor scene, but i wouldn’t say “confront”

10. nope, sera’s not happy

13. two other people sent an ask like this too hmmm idk i’ll try to make fake tweets or something when i have time lol but it’s basically just gojo slander

14. they’re scandalized but also they’ll prioritize sera’s well being too so they’re gonna comfort her since she’s also being slandered by the general public

and thank youuuu sm for reading once again <333 i’m glad you enjoyed the last chapter :>

[thesolotomyhan]

"my consentido would call you “mi esposa” even before you two actually get married" 🥺 // I ALSO FREAKED OUT WHEN I SAW HE WAS GONNA BE NAMOR GIRL HE'S SO HOT! THAT IS A MAN! // me reading the benjamín domestic headcanon with huge huge eyes // "now listen up my barron fuckers" si señorita esoy escuchando...👀 // okay I also think Mín and Güero have similar energies. probably because they're both dilfs who love their wives (or loved...😭) // OH DINA!!! "the only one she actually lets in" IM SCREA

AHHHHH 🥺 im so happy you liked it and gushed over these points because !!!!!!! giving you heart hands :( ❤️