#im not checking bye

[vriskira]

akimina.... save me akimina....

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Marvel Meow (2021), Nao Fuji | Professor X and Magneto

Bonus:

[mail-me-a-snail]

tune in next time for more of the game samer im snail reich and that sounds pretty good to me!

[notalberich]

neuvillette & reader modern!au

two hands slammed on the grand desk neuvillette worked on. slowly, he looked up from his papers and set his pen down. “It’s a wonder how the mesulines allow you to enter and leave my office so freely.”

you interrupt anything else he might have said afterwards. you pull your phone out excitedly. “I figured it out!”

neuvillette coughed into the fist of his hand. “im not sure what you’re talking about.”

you raise a brow and kept pointing aggressively at your phone, showing him the screen.

the vibrant golden tails of the characters caught his eye. but he’s still lost.

“cmon monsieur. c’est une siren. A mermaid!!” You emphasized, hoping you’d get the point across.

“Yes? What about them?”

“you! I connected the dots!!”

“you… connected what dots exactly?”

you ignored his question and started playing a video on your phone. H2O Just Add Water’s theme song started playing. “It’s so you, monsieur.”

neuvillette pinched the bridge of his nose and exhaled deeply. “I can assure you I am not a mermaid or siren of any kind.”

“oh yeah?” You pull out an open water bottle and challenged him. “Then touch this water.”

“……what ever for.” But he did anyway.

“is it working?”

crickets. Neuvillette looked at you unimpressed. “I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re testing.”

“aur naur. The condensation isn’t working”

[actualjenna]

i have carpal tunnelle

[moeblob]

You literally spent three hours having an ENTIRE SCHOOL (teachers included) slut-shaming a guy just for him to be a (spoiler).

[rapidhighway]

🫣 guys..

[screampied]

WHERE IS MY HUSBAND GETO SUGURU I WANTED TO READ ABOUT HOW HE LOVES TO CUM ON MY THIGHS

DID I REALLY LEAVE THAT PART UNFINISHED BYE I CANT DI THIS ANYMORE

[airysunfairy]

thinking about the guy i saw at the grocery store stocking shelves that looked like unmasked simon riley. he was tall with broad shoulders, looked to be in his 30s, had a similar face, short strawberry blonde hair that was thinning at the crown,,, and all i could think about was how that was probably a job ghost would like, or at least one he'd be hired for more easily than others. just a job where he can use his height and strength, probably will get a question or two from patrons but maybe not with how intimidating he looks so he'll probably have relative peace and quiet - apart from whatever songs they play in the store to keep shopper's minds busy while looking at the prices. idk it just felt like i really saw him how he'd be in real life for a second. also he checked me out WHEW

[xxplastic-cubexx]

on the absolute highest of keys james mcavoy does pull off bald charles really well and i wish we got another movie with bald james mcavoy

[oldirontender]

hey guys whats up *gets crushed to death by a falling anvil*

[todayisafridaynight]

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[einsatzzz]

KHR Hanami Event 2024 Day 1 : Garden🌹 (Base ref is from them 🙇)

[crossedwiress]

there's glitter on the floor after the party

[robinfollies]

hello i just wanted to send you an ask bc even though i freak out in ur tags daily i still feel like im not conveying the depth of my appreciation for ur work. i scroll through ur blog and go insane in my head frequently. in a positive sense. your art is delicious and your brain is huge. also is elmtwig a hc last name or is it canon?

AHHH THABK YOUUU.💖💖💖💖 and elmtwig is canon!!!

bestowing upon thee this one thing they posted on twitter sometime last year i think, in which they drop a bunch of in-universe book titles…

PEEP THE LAST NAMES!!!!! I’m extremely normal about their last name being elmtwig btw. I definitely have not overanalyzed the symbolism here to hell and back (lie) (im also extremely normal about aristotle and arthur writing a book together btw I HATE THEM SO BADDDDD i love them. goodbye)

[moeblob]

Vtuber guy and Vtuber girl

(i didn't even draw the guy today but i never posted it here lmao. yes, once again I am drawing the vtuber who plays DBD and she has decided plot twist is the funniest move when faced with a killer and she's not wrong)