#im not changing anyhting

[lover-of-mine]

Buddie Countdown to Season 7:

81 days.

[yellowjackets-1996]

takin' your chance, it's a big mistake. i said, "it might blow up in your pretty face." i'm not sayin', "do it anyway!" but you're going to.

[superemeralds]

i think about ur piece with shadow captioned “welcome to the promised land” ALOT… with that, i wondered what your thoughts are on the sonic movies (both the ones that came out and the new one thats coming) in regards to their portrayal of the police/military/GUN.

I’m personally really disappointed in whats been done so far (with Tom being a cop, like cmon man what. and with the goofy portrayal of the military, especially that old general guy in the second movie) and im really nervous about whats coming, with team sonic working WITH GUN (and now Tom and Maddie wearing military uniforms) in the trailers. I have a suspicion that Maria’s death will be an “accident”, like a very MCU style “sometimes the military makes mistakes…” bullshit. itd really suck to see this series become another piece of copaganda, especially since like. its so out of character, like sonic is unique in the way its been blatantly anti military (for the most part) in the games. it wasn’t revolutionary by any means but it is arguably a core part of the original story.

What are your thoughts? sorry for the long ask, I’m a big fan of your writing and thoughts on sonic (huge heart of a monster fan!). Hope youre having a good day!

big same. I've made the comic in question as a response to the first trailer for sonic 3 actually.

the trailer made me feel a LOT of emotions, mostly negative if im honest, and the only thing that I liked from it was the scene of shadow bursting from his tank thing and being sloppin wet that looked like he was standing in the rain. so i went and made a comic of shadow in the rain. and i made it as anti military and anti capitalism as i could.

becasue sonic 3's marketing, in my opinion, especially after the second trailer came out, is a perfect axample of everything wrong with the current western (mostly USA, but the USA influences the entire world so.) society. it exemplifies capitalism, militarism, consumerism, a lack of emotional depth and the infantalization as well as mliking (for a lack of better word; i mean how advertizements are usually heavily marketed at kids because parents will buy anyhting to shut up their crying annoying meat bags and therefore spend money on shit they dont want nor need) of children (that detective pikachu bit was so painful). and let's not forget the fatphobia. it was so painful to go back and watch the first trailer to freshen my memory for this reply oh god.

when sonic 2 came out i was really happy with the movie. i think sonic 2 is miles better than 1 in terms of characters and fun, most obviously because there's more of actual sonic characters in it now then the first. the first felt mostly like a pilot honestly. the second one had much more fantastical details and elements thatreally leaned into sonic's world. Or at least... the environment artists tried with it. I remember being OBSESSED with the fact tehre was a mural of perfect chaos in that labyrinth for like 1 second and theorized about what it could mean. while watching the movie i even speculated it was foreshadowing that perfect chaos was gonna be the secret final boss of the movie as that was only the halfway point of the runtime. having sobered from the hype i understand its a neat detail from the cg department that means absolutely nothing.

the worst thing is that the movie (sonic 3 now) itself might be like. a well made movie with good (enough) writing and good visuals and whatever. sonic might betray the military and go his own way bc here he's a little younger and he's learning (he didnt grow up w military so he might be blissfull yunaware bc hes only been fed propaganda through hollywood movies so far) and him meeting shadow and learning about his fate might change his mind. we don't know yet.

The marketing sometimes is detatched from the movie itself so it'll misrepresent things for the sake of "bait" to get ppl to spend money to watch it (the teenage kraken movie suffered from that bc it was fun imo i liked it). Or even just to get people to make viral reactions to get even MORE news of the movie out and attract more people. Especially when adapting a story that already exists I think it makes them reveal a LOT of the movie (I saw ppl complain they reveal the entire movie in the trailer, i think given the fact we already know all those key moments shown it's fine)

actually. does anyone know if the us army funded this movie? i know it does a lot of movies ever since iron man

idek where im going w this rn im just. eghh.... def not gonna see it in cinema ♥ my money goes towards literally anything else

[ratmouseshrtwo]

“Im doing your accent dude its contagious” “i could change it!” /q

Ouagh…. Mimicking your crush subconsciously…. Being willing to change everything about yourself to make him happy….

“Lint goes running off” i know what you are… /sill

Sorgy im just analyzing them two under a microscope….

DONT KNOW ANYHTING ABOUT THE MIMICKIGN YOUR CRUSH THING BECAUSE NEVER EVER HAD ONE BUT THAT'S ADORABLE OGH MY GOD

[lucigoo]

Weekly Roundup: 25th Feb - 3rd March 24

Another week gone, anyone else think time has flown by? To fast, cause I apparantly cant keep up and sometimes life is a bit of a dick! So, this week I managed 13,432 words with and finished and uploaded 2 fics. Not the best but somehow i maaged to write 77,522 words this month (im blaming it on the few days I had no internet and had read all the dowloaded fics I had lol) . I at least met my mothly goal even if not my weekly goal more the once, whoops. So, lovely, lovely rec's first, then mine. Happy reading <3

None So Blind - Chrononautical - The Hobbit (Bilbo/Thorin, Beautifully writte fic, woth Blind Bilbo and aftermath of BOTFA) the world is sleeping (my world is you) - katheneverwrites (mandolinearts) - The Hobbit (Bilbo/Thorin, Thorin as a sweet Hades is just so precious) The Daily Grind: Black Coffee - orphan_account - Harry Potter (Sirius/Remus, Sirius doing Orion's bidding and somehow stumbling upon his found family)

Text Talk - Chapter 1 - merlywhirls - Harry Potter - (Sirius/Remus, Probably oe of the more well known Marauders text fics, and for good reason) wading in waist-high water - Chapter 1 - colgatebluemintygel - Harry Potter - (Sirius/Remus, Wolfstar and British Bake off, perfect!) How Teddy Lupin Became an Amateur Arsonist - moonscone - Harry Potter - (Sirius'/Remus, this is so precious and Teddy is amazing)

And now for mine 1 - Women always suffer with the History of Men - (Lucius/Narcissa, Narcissa is on trial after the Battle Of Hogwarts. She will do anyhting to save her Dragon, including tell the truth. The honest, bitter truth that she and her foremothers have endured. 2 - Red, White and Blue: I Love You (Sirius/Remus,

Remus came back from deployment different. He has no faith in himself with the changes to his body. How could he inflict himslef upon his wonderful husband? Unfortunatly, said wonderful husband is madly in love with Remus and just waiting for him to stop being a prat and come home to him. As always, hope you have a great week ❤❤

[sweettoothstomp]

ITS MY MOSHI SONA , KITKAT! i love them sm... i think i posted their ref/ lore here too, but the ref is slightly outdated since i have changed their horns BUT!! NON THE LESS ITS THEM!!

i wanna talk about their design kinda cuz i like to do that and im insane normal about him.

Kitkat is a cross of a katsuma and a diavlo! he has fire breath like how diavlos have a lava head. idk where i wanted to implement that sort of relation so, fire breath!

Their markings look like a lava lamp's lumps, yknow? thats another diavlo like trait, as well as the tail! its stated that all diavlos have a pointy tail.

Kitkat has painted claws the same colours as me!! :D my nails r green and blue too! their horns look familiar.. thats cuz Sweet Tooth is my fav and i wanted to put that somewhere too! (as well as they both share an unhealthy love to candy)

the ear pins/clips! non binary ufo and pan stars! I LOVE SPACE! I LOVE ALIENS! IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THT AT ALL! SHOW ME ANYHTING RELATED AND BOOM THATS MY FAV THING!! i didnt know if i wanted to add clothes to them so i went with the simple small things first.

EDIT CUZ I FORGOT: Kitkat is pink not only cuz its my fav colour of all time, but also it was the colour of my first katsuma! i think thats a nice personal call back :)

i think thats it! if u read this THANKS U!! ur so cool for listening to me <3 i appreciate that ! i might do this with my other OCs but who know!

[gayspock]

also

this is the uglyyy bit but all the younger ppl in my gfamily are gonna be going to uni, soon. and i keep getting uni posts on my fyp every now and then. and ughh... ijsut feel so fucking miserable about how i thought i could have ever had a new start there and it was just like. repeatedly rediscoveringthat no matter what new place you put me in i jsut cannot ever make it fucking work no matter how hard i try man.

i reallyfeel so . miserable and embarrassed cuz i barely remember any of my time there and i jsut see everyone else who moved out into places with friends and got new hobbies and lifestyles and it changed everythingggg for them.. meanwhile i feel like i did nothing but scrape by and spiral and regress as a fuckingperson. i was afucking ghost again . nobody could remember my name by thirdyear and i remember standing at graduation with people who looked at me confused like who... are you... . and i dontknow whats wrong with me . i reallydont. like im havinggg that moment tonight the GODDD WHATS FUCKING WRONG WITH MEEE crisis like igenuinely dont know why becauseits everywhere i go whatever i do no matterhwat i dont know i cant make it work im getting worse every year everyy timeeee

i feel so disconnected from everyoneeven im so exhaustedim so tired theres no wayican ever make it work if i try i think it all just comes out wrongpeople just say to keep 1 going ! people will like you but theydont. they really fucking dont. and i cant be mad or blamethem its just the reasonable response its like . dude who cant get it together dude whos so fucking bad at anything interspoanl because he jsut never managed to fukcing. have a fucking meaningful relationship with anyone despite being well into his fucking 20s. OK. cant make conversaiton any more nothing to talk about so fuckingburnt out of nothing i have nothing in my life to bring up i cant find anythign any mroe im jsut a deadweight of a human ifeel like im jsut forcing everything up whenver i tralk to people and theyre gonna figure it out in the end and jsut think im . weird i feel like i still just managet o be nothing but annoying because im just such a desperate sad sack all the timebecause everything jsut feels too much bigger than it isbecause it isbeig when you have NOTHING. IN YOUR FUCKING STUPID EXISTENCE and itjust feeds into itself again and again jsut try hawrder dude just go out there try harder meetpeople find hobbies again and again and it neverweorks because theres something . its not smething wrongggg with me i jsut feel like i lack and i lack and i lack if eel like i cant do anyhting but just sort of orbit everythingaround me im not seriousss im not seriousss people and i wish i couldbe fine with it but i cant take it i cant ufcking take the way people just look right through me all the time and the loneliness and nothaving anything but jsut . the shittty fuckignthings about being aliveitjust feels like chroe after chore for nothing. FOR NOTHING CUZ THERE IS NOTHINGGGGG nowim done god i need to ficing GODDDDD fuckmt LIFEEEEE

[exosupport]

currently hiding from my head mates.. uhh.. they don’t know i’m back (was semi-dormant for a long time) but it’s so hard bc i’m the biggest exotrauma holder in this sys.. like i have my own exotrauma and other’s, too.. and it’s bad bad bc i get triggered by such small things.. and i mean small like numbers or a certain kind of bird and i see these things everywhere. what do i do? i can’t stop panicking because of these small triggers and i don’t want to be in front right now because of these memories.. plus i don’t want my headmates to know im here yet or for them to worry about me.. wow.

I wish I had an easy answer for you because we've been exactly here before and are doing a lot better now than we were, but really only time and a change in environment helped us.

I will say that trying to hide from front or avoid the memories never worked for us. Yes your headmates will worry and be effected but it's easier in the long run to let them try and help you. You're in this as a team.

We have OCD and our exotrauma is our main obsession, it has been for as long as we can remember. Our symptoms have lessened over time as we've gotten new trauma holders, with the most recent one taking so much pressure off of our host that it made a world of difference and stopped my most painful compulsion entirely.

She doesn't have it easy, but we've managed to get a support group for her at front so she has us to fall back on and can feel more protected.

Prioritize emotional regulation and grounding. Puzzle games that aren't too difficult but that you have to think about/focus on have worked really well for us recently. Like wordle or even more often a game where we sort blocks of color called I love hue. You'll need to look around and try new things to figure out what tasks work for you.

In some cases, but not all, the only way out is through. You're getting these memories because your story wants to be told, wants you to acknowledge what you haven't yet and try to find some sense of closure. Find places that are safe to talk about it, start a journal (physical or digital) or memoirs, or anyhting else that's comfortable and make sure those memories and feelings don't get bottled up.

Our blog seeks to provide a space for this as well, so know you're always welcome here. Finding trusted friends who are comfortable talking to you about these things is important too, if you can I really recommend it there's so many loving people in our community.

[ID: A banner with a Pokemon theme. It says, "You'll feel better some day" in a decorative font. The background is colored with a sky-blue to pink to purple gradient with the texture of square tiles over it. There's two images, one at the either side of the banner.

The image on the left has a Chansey, a pink ovl shaped pokemon, holding its egg and smiling at the viewer.

The one on the right has a Slowpoke, a medium sized pink pokemon that resembles a hippopotamus, is snuggling a Pikachu, a bright-yellow vaguely mouse-like creature. They're both happy and smiling. End ID]

[pilotheather]

may the spiral continue

ep 9 - flatline

im sort of out of it so iwatched this whole ep and absorbed nothing which sucks cuz the premise is fun and rigsy >>>

sorry i love a one off cutie patootie (except doesnt he like come back again next season for 2 seconds you know what i mean)

ep 10 - in the forest of the night

i find this episode so much worse than kill the moon at least i think i do idk on rewatch some of my vibes of this are changing but ive always hated this one more . like at least kill the moon as sloppy as its messaging was there was like a good setup for scenes what do youoffer me forest of the night

my fave is when he tells this kid not to take her meds. hes real as fucj. this is why i stopped also. thank you 12 never again youre so right. everybody stop now ^_^. listen to Everything

also just the general set up of this episode help the flashbacks to random kids for clara to just openly state yes. look danny. you make these kids good. why dont you actually write an example of him encouraging the kids into the show . help me . family guy style bits if anyhting

i think them dealing with a load of kids would be so funny sorry but goofy vibes dont save you from execution help me.

that kid being called ruby is so funny lets google how old millie gibson was when this episode aired..

great googly moogly she was too young to have been one of those year 7s

actually brief intermission

my takes. you wont take that away from me. finale eps pending.

anyway where was i .i like the premise and the way they dont commit to it at all. like if this is the middle of fucking london where are all the actual structures ruined by trees. where are all the people. everyone should be running around like theyre nuts. theres nobody. if you wanted to just do kids lost in the woods theres a different setup you could have done surely. even one that explained people being missing.

i forgot this bit even happened. help eme. what is going on in the writersro. sorry its the tiger

god idgaf im completely off my nut rn to be resumed . continued. whichever whatever finale next. missy i miss you pookie boo

[icysab]

hiii can i get an enha matchup (ouu this so exciting)

im 156cm arab enfp im a very loud person my hobbies are shopping reading collecting cute things and sleeping 😭😭 i like pink mint choco pop music or noise music i listen to eveythting though im not that picky with music I HATE HORRO MORE THAN ANYHTING LIKE IT GENIUANLLY SCARES ME SO MUCH I CANNOT WATCH SCOOBY DOO ITS THAT BAD im a very sociable person or so ive been told that i can talk to anyone my freind tells me im never tired in school and that shes suprised that im always so full of energy ive also noticed im vert energtic like when i just wake uo even with 2 hours of sleep when im about to sleep no mayter what im always energtic but obviously i also can be calm at times I LOVE EATTING SO MUCH for my ideal type i literally dont have anything specific just someone who is loyal and pays attention to me thats so important to me sosmoene eho pays attention to me i need attention LMAO 😭😭 MY STYLE I LIKE BOWS PINK SKIRTS CARDIGANS LEG WARMERS ANYTHING CUTE KDNDJDJDJ i love animals more than anything theyre so cute also i get mad easily like im the type to get annoyed and mad so easily but it goes away in a second my mood changes so fast i love eveyrthing im also the type of person who isnt friends woth snyone she dislikes if i domt like a person i, not gonna pretend to like them just so i wont sit alone id rather sit alone then sit with someone i dont like i procrastinate alot BIT TRUSTT IM WORKING ON IT ALSOO LETS SEE im trying to fit as much info as i can sorry if this isnt good IM SO BAD IN SCHOOL LIKE I GET GOOD GRADES IN EVEYTHING EXPECT TESTS AND QUIZEZ I CANNOT STUDY TO SAVE MY OWN LIFE my favorite ever tv show is when i fly towards you its a chinese romance its so so so good I RECOMMEND IT. ive never been in a relationship before also i have a cat she’s literally my daughter i love her I LOVE HEALTHY FOOD but i always end up eating candy and ice cream i rarley get sick i love cartoons so much i have been confessed to before but its alwayx ppl ive been friends with for a while i cannot play video games to save my own life but i always play bevause literly evryone i know games so i always game with them but i SUCK SO BAD KANSJSKSK i like tall ppl and funnt people OMGG I LOVE FUNNY PEOPLE SO MUCH I LOVE LEGO SO MUCH MT FREINDS BUY LEGO ANF THEY CALL ME TO HELP THEM BUILD IT BCS THEY ALWAYS GET SO CONFUSED ONCE I WAS OUT IN THE MALL MY PHONE HAD NO CHARGE I HAD TO TELL MY FREIND THIS JOKE SO I ASKED A RANDOM PERSON IF I COULD CALL SOMEONE USING THEIR PHONE JUST TO TELL HER THE JOKE i have the attention span of a literal gold fosh is this the right term idk but its so bad i hate cofee and anything bitter flavor im so picky with my food i have the longest skincare routine ever but its cause i mostirusixe jy whole body when i sleep i sleep with my feet being in like plastic so the crean can like lock in idk bro MSNDJSMSK im a huge fangirl I FREAK OUT SOO much like my freind had her first kiss and i freaked out more than her its so insane to me i love when ppl tell me theirr probelm not ppl but my freinds im happy they’re comfortable enought snd trust me enough to tell me it truly makes me happy my classmate once said im a very postive person im thanful for that ALSOO I ALWAYS SAY IM GONNA KMS i need to stop saying it bcs im scared i might genuinely like trigger someone bcs yk its not so,ething to joke about but at the same time sometimes im so done i need to kms OUUU IM A VERY DRAMATIC PERSON once i saw this pig shakingbcs it knows its about to be eaten and kiled so i got sad and said im never eating meat again then for lunch that day i had chicken nuggets im sorry if this isnt what u were expecting i tried to talk as much as possibekdndj love u

YOU ARE SO SO SO UNDENIABLY JAKE SIM. you guys would sooooo feed off of each others’ fun energies and bounce around and get up to stupid stuff together !! ALSO you guys are both very silly and funny so your relationship would be super goofy and it would be so good. i love this and ur energy sm and you and jake would be adorable MWAH

[nyuoqi]

in the middle of changing layouts so if u see anyhting no u dont (saying this bcs im going to sleep alrd and will be continuing it tmr morning lol)

[fateshurly]

love it when im scrolling and some shit comes up like "heres the issue with the economy" or "and the housing market is crashing" or "protests in *insert country* are causing the government" and im violently reminded that im just an upper-class little guy in the middle of basically every opinion, MAYBE a little to the left if your really looking at the line.

my sister in the nunnery i am a white working kid who's not old enough to vote living in a refugee state of a global superpower who has enough nuclear power to wipe itself off the face of the earth, and all i know is i have no control over anything that happens, no matter what i grow up to be.

im just a child, and all i know is war, depression, overstimulation from internet news, global economy this, human suffering that. the government could hit the nuke button right now and the last thing i said to my friends was "oh i have work later tonight,".

i haven't gotten my first paycheck. i haven't seen change. i live in fear that im going to be drafted to war, not over dying, but because i know im going to suffer. im autistic, i cant handle other peoples blood, i cant even handle my own periods.

where i stand right now, there is nothing i can do to change anyhting, and not very many people will do anything. hell, i doubt more than like three people will ever even see this post. change wont happen to much of anything, no matter how much we try. recycling is a loss leadre, humans tried to wipe out wolves from the face of the erth before doing the same thing o native amaricans.

human nature is not to win. human nature is to fear, and to kill what we are affraid of. and in doing so we have destroyed our planet and ourselves beyond a point of repair.

and im not saying we should stop trying, because trying is the only way small change can even attempt to happen, but the truth is that we werent born intopower, so by law not of nature but the unatural face of human kind shall we never gain more power than we have now, and all of our heroics shall turn sour as we take what we call good and watch as other turn us into monsters so hare we might as well be them.

the world has indeed gone to hell.

[pinkdamascus]

my friend just told me girl who i hate for basically having a life with no problems, like no mental health struggles, or career or financial or social or anyhting everything in her life is just swell and to top it off shes besties with one of the few people i really get along with despite having the most boring personality and interests... shes like a demon from hell who exist to torment me with her sunshine and rainbows life.. i know she is because we share the same birthday and her name even sounds like mine... its creepy. anyway that piece of shit is moving to ireland bc she got a job at a studio there and im so mad about it.. not even mad for not being me instead, bc i woulnd have the courage to move out even though i want to! im terrified of big changes and i suck at taking care of myself, i keep gettign fired from jobs and shes just up and going without any panic attacks or anything.....

[gayspock]

ok sorry yyyy

and it is always a case of where are yougoing with this in the end except the place you always knew you were going. like either killingyourself or just fading into oblivion. likethats what its all going towards right. sometimes i thinkabout what it could be like if it could ever bedifferent. i dont see any verison of it any more. i dontknow

ithink theresthat other thing. its notlike its anoyne elses fault but ijust . i dont know. feelings of upset. cuz all the times you gointo things like with some scant hope, can this possibly make it different, osmetimes but then its like. it just comesclear that thats never going to change.

and itsthe way people insist the conbtrary too. like iknow its not fucking fair toget mad at them. butpeople insistingyou have a chance. and i just feel thisfucking dread in my fucking stomach again because when they realise its fucking pointlessyou cant say i told you so or youre an asshole. but its like fight yeha. just gotta sit there and ufcking take it cuz ur always the self victimising dickhead who didnt try enough and is forcing themselvesinto it. and itsyourfault youre like this because you dont do the hard shit of working onyourself for fucks sake. when i jsut anyhting. i'd fucking do anything. but i feel like everythings always blockedoff and im so so fucking tired and i try anyhting and it all jsut never matters and i dont know why or whats wrong with me but i just cantmake it work and thats the point dude thatswhat ivebeen teiyng o say. eveyr mental health professional has just written me off as being a lost cause that they donthave th resources to dealwith. go on the waiting list for 3 more years to see theother specialist who'll do the samr hting. i dont think there is anything coming in any material way. butpeopelwill just say to you you didnt do it goodenough. what thefuck are you meant to do then. genuinely. WHAT the fuck are you meant to do. youremeant to go out and meetpeoplebut theres nowhere to go and isjtu.

and i justwish. i thinkthats what imafter at some fuckingpoint just respect fromsomeone. not for anyhting morethan that i jsut. oi feel like im invisible ifeel like im crazy i dont care any mroe i dont want to be alive i fucking hate exisitng theres no point to it why arent you triyng hard enough trying for fuckingwhat any more itslike genuinely what is there. and what ever WAS there. i feel likein retrospect every time i thought tehere was osmething i jsut feel so mortified and humiliatedbecause in the end, i was always so so wfucking wrong in the end and the same persistsnow and i dont . i odntfucking care i just fucking.

[psychologeek]

my fav previous tags - undercut:

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@oh-thegodshateme

#i think cap would still breath and blink out of habit BUT sometimes he will just stop doing either of them out of the blue

#billy got distracted and just forgot as people do except bc he doesnt need to do either he goes much longer than normal b4 he begins again

#it never fails to freak leaguers out the first few times they see it happen

#like a robot forgetting its supposed to be undercover as a human. v unsettling View post

 @drchai

#pokes Shazam with a stick

#Shazam: oww!

#‘how can that hurt you don’t have NERVES!’

#also you’re invulnerable? #Shazam: oh yeah I forgot

#I want to study him as a concept so much

#has he been colonized by bacteria like the rest of us?

#if you took a swab of his mouth would it just not grow anything?

#he clearly doesn’t have an immune system right? is he just invulnerable to bacteria and viruses

#like they can’t grow on him?  #does he have lungs?  #I feel like he would

#but like it’s just moving air for him #there’s no pulmonary artery or exchange of gases?

#wait does this mean Shazam can indefinitely hold his breath underwater?

#and like he can never use the I need to use the bathroom excuse right

#he’ll say that and Superman will be all ‘you don’t have any kidneys’ ‘Oh my gosh you don’t have any kidneys!’#I have so many questions and none of them make sense

 @penny-anna

#im into the 'captain marvel looks like everyone's dad' hc #imagine the cognitive dissonance of getting intense dad vibes from cap while also knowing he's like 12

  @robbed-ghost

#I like 2 believe Constantine and zatanna are his magical babysitters constantly keeping up with spells that will make him seem less uncanny

#Billy failed biology au #writing inspo #oh MAN the body horror fics I could write of this

#him looking like everyone’s dad and having maximum charisma but no one wants to date him is the best

 @ichbineinlesbisch

#a bunch of Actual Adults in the league: Shazam you kind of remind me of my dad :')

#Billy; A Child: uh

 @redrobin-detective

#yessss#love the dad thing#marvel looks like family in the weirdest way even if no features align#people will be like oh yeah he’s handsome#but like in the way your dad or brother looks good#people want to simp him but it feels wrong#the dichotomy of feeling warm and safe and like family while also toeing the edge of uncanny valley is great#like this dude is in no way a human person but he still reminds me of my younger brother

  @bilbosama

#dc comics#shazam#body horror#would some of this leak onto billy too#like you look at him and you see A Child#like he is very Child Shaped and there's something off about that but you're not sure what#nobody knows who or what billy/captain marvel is but they sure know billy/captain marvel

 @who-hasnt-died

#billy doent know anyhting about anatomy he dropped out in like 4th grade

 @notthewriteryourelookingfor

#wheres ur blood?#yes i have blood#but where is it?#.... have u met my tiger?

 @megamindsupremacy

#billy is just a Little Too Perfect#but not in an unnerving way like Superman sometimes is#he’s just Built Different (good)

  @foiblepnoteworthy

#billy w no organs be like: *gets poisoned and doesn't get affected until someone tells him hes been poisoned*#*at which point the effects become like way more severe than the poison would be*#billy: tocix gas! ahh!#*pauses to see how the others react before he does anything*

 @apollo18

#Superman has this very one person game that’s just called ‘what internal organs and bones does Capt Marvel have today?’

#he used his x ray vision and just like… watches cap’s organs float around like a lava lamp

#it’s morbidly facinating and he has no idea how to tell Marvel he knows he’s probably not human bc he likes watching his bones change shape

 @tryingahandinholdingapen

#pokes Shazam with a stick#Shazam: oww!#‘how can that hurt you don’t have NERVES!’#also you’re invulnerable?#Shazam: oh yeah I forgot#I want to study him as a concept so much#has he been colonized by bacteria like the rest of us?#if you took a swab of his mouth would it just not grow anything?#he clearly doesn’t have an immune system right? is he just invulnerable to bacteria and viruses#like they can’t grow on him?#does he have lungs?#I feel like he would#but like it’s just moving air for him#there’s no pulmonary artery or exchange of gases?#wait does this mean Shazam can indefinitely hold his breath underwater?#and like he can never use the I need to use the bathroom excuse right#he’ll say that and Superman will be all ‘you don’t have any kidneys’ ‘Oh my gosh you don’t have any kidneys!’#I have so many questions and none of them make sense View post

 @gatorinator

#the league thinks he’s using foreign alien terms cuz this guy clearly isn’t from earth he doesn’t know how to pay taxes#Superman: ‘this villains gonna be a tough one’#Shazam: ‘No cap?’#superman: . . .#batman knows Shazam is a child bc his kids speak exactly the same.

@interests-with-no-outlets

#clark: also why are you missing so many bones????#you only have like 50 excluding your spinal column. how are you walking??#shazam: am.... am i supposed to have more#clark: YES YOUR HANDS LOOK LIKE SQUARES WITH NEEDLES AND YOUR FEET ARE WORSE#BONES DONT DO THAT SHAZAM#shazam:..... oh

 @stackthedeck

#when you're a child your idea of an adult is your dad#and when you're a child your idea of your dad is a ken doll#like yes your father had to at some point but no he didn't#a 12 year old's idea of an adult is a ken doll#wait shazam is literally a kid playing superheroes 

Jumping on the ‘Slightly-off’ Shazam/Captain Marvel bandwagon.

- Captain Marvel never really breathes nor blinks, due to the Stamina of atlas.

- DNA? Shazam’s never heard of him.

- His skin is always room temperature, and feels like touching marble.

- It’s hard to describe his appearance, but people usually say Shazam reminds them of their father -Despite them often having no features in common.

- Looks too perfect. No blemishes on his skin, no scars, not even a hair out of place.

- Supposedly has a talking tiger?

- Based on appearance, at least one of the Leaguers would have a crush on him -but no one does? They can’t really explain it, but wanting to have a relationship with him is just wrong.

[angelsaxis]

so much of my culture's original traditions and practices have been tainted by christianity