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Holy fuck uhhh finally working on refs because yeah they're silly
Might actually do multiple at once now but Cap deserves to be posted already so shhh next ones gonna come in batches i think n I'll talk about them all in a single post per mod/version I'll do eventually i think
But yeah I swear im not invested in this random ahh AU i made as a joke wym
#art#incredibox#au#evadare#xrun#capitan#clown town au#im not at all invested nooo#totallyyyy#not at all
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When should I start my watch of Scottâs Double Life movie where I pretend that Iâm not just doing it to analyze any scott/joel interactions when in reality the second Joel appears or is mentioned I will be taking notes
#Iâm not expecting a lot in DL. and I wasnât ever too invested in the divorce quartet plotline. so Iâm obviously gonna be watching for that.#but like. I can focus on the actual plot and also grab a notebook and pencil the second I hear Joel. yknow. Iâm not obsessed.#sighhh Iâve been watching Scottâs POVs cuz heâs got his little movies yaknow. but I wanna watch Joelâs too. thatâs a lot of videosâŠ#Iâve already seen all of Joelâs episodes in all seasons btw. you just gotta rewatch especially to look out for specific things#in this case his interactions and such with scott. because im errr nOt obsessed. duhh.#guys. do I have a problem? is this a problem guys. I swear Iâm not making a compilation of their moments btw. thatâd be crazy.#and if I was I would TOTALLYY be recording the clips WHILE doing these big rewatches. DEFINITELY NOT going to have to rewatch them AGAIN for#the clips. nooo if I were to make a compilation I would do it efficiently of course. but Iâm NOT making a compilation cuz Iâm normal.#back to the topic of watching Scottâs life series movies specifically for Joel I actually was doing it for fh in 3L lol I just also took#note of Joel. and then Last Life I mightâve been doing it for Joel but honestly donât remember very well. THATS BECAUSE IM NORMAL EVEN WHEN#IM NOT!!!
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i honestly want to read the quran like just out of interest + to be better informed but the reason i havent yet is its going to confuse everyone even more to see me reading it. sorry for having a curious mind
#also im an always reading religious texts with commentary truther and i have no idea how to find a commentary i would appreciate#also interested in the jewish annotated new testament just for the drama but i. literally think it might be too boring#like when i did these interfaith study classes....the new testament was so boring...girl......#the priest got mad at all the non-christian ppl cuz there was some stupid story abt girls that didnt fill up their lamps enough#and the other girls wouldnt share their lamps and then a guy didnt let them in their house#and everyone waslike umm why didnt those girlies share their lamps then???#and hes like nooo its a metaphor for heaven you cant treat it literally#well firstly what a shit metaphor and secondly then whats even the point-_-#i still get mad about the lamp thing periodically. those girls shoulde shared their lamps i thought thats like the whole point#omg and that reminded me of this one me and lewis were randomly looking up as well#where idk some guy doesnt invest well and then his boss gets mad at him#and i thought th eboss was meant ti be like the villain. but it was supposed to be jesus.#remember every time you dont buy stocks jesus cries
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i can't believe the scoundrel's actions are having consequences. literally who could have possibly foreseen this. certainly not the scoundrel.
guys
guys i have excellent news.
#the wordplay here is very fun#fallen london#surprised-pikachu-esque bat face. it's like the realm of dreams responds accordingly when you invest so much of yourself into it#i feel like they're in the denial stage of identity-issues-as-stages-of-grief metaphor#they keep going nooo. noooo this couldn't be me. i would never be this stupid. im obviously way better than this petty scheming.#there's only one of me in the entire universe and i am obviously right here. so there#and then all of their soldiers give them the biggest side-eye imaginable#scoundrelventures
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Add me in your taglist!!! also more jann fics pls, you do them so good.
I WANT MOREEE (im not greedy i swear)
ââlet it growâ
jann mardenborough x fem! reader
summary: nothing left to do when jann finally gets a new haircut except going absolutely feral
content warnings: 18+, smut, porn with plot, fluff, sub! jann, soft jann, whiny whimpery jann, oral fixation, p in v (wrap it bro), f! masturbation (reader putting on a show for jann), cum eating, cumshots, pussy job, slight size kink
a/n: @imjustheretoreadsmuthaha had me promise to write some smut so yall have them to thank also sorry i have to repost đ
looking at the last couple of years it can be said that thereâs a surge in the sportâs popularity. not that it wasnât ever popular but recently there are newcomers to the car racing fanclub. it attracts new big companies to invest and offer sponsorships to the label making jann busier than ever.
-especially it being almost the starting of a new season and all. sometimes heâs too caught up with work that you cant help but feeling left behind. heâd be out at the most random times of the day sometimes even when youâre getting ready for bed. thatâs the norm you have to accept knowing your boyfriend does not have a fixed working schedule. when danny manages to slide them in for a meeting with a new client, he needs to be there. heâs become too busy that he doesnât even have time to get his hair cut. his adorable undercut has now fully grown to the same length of the rest of his hair.
you dont really mind his grown hair because you get to enjoy watching him getting ready, putting products into his curls. one of the things you find him adorable for is the fact that he takes good care of his hair so eventho its grown, he keeps it neat and healthy. you can sit and watch him for hours on end, especially after he had left for a particularly long period where he doesnât really have time for all the products. so when he comes home, you both will spend the free time just talking and enjoying each otherâs presence while he grooms himself. sometimes youâd even help getting the back of his hair where he couldnât see or reach. or when he got tired from doing the rest
âbut its getting too long babe, i need to keep it short for the balaclavaâ he defends himself. heâs been complaining about how his hairâs getting into his face when he wears the helmet and how uncomfortable its becoming. you pout at his reasoning, not wanting him to cut his hair. ânooo please keep ittt,, youâve never let it grow ever. plus you look-â you trail off from your sentence, turning your head to a different direction. too shy to admit it. he searches into your face, raising his arms. âi lookâŠ?â you turn your head even further as he follows, chasing your face. â-hot.â you say under your breath. his cheeks heat up at your words before deciding to tease you
âcome again ?â
ânoâ
he let out a laugh as he pulls you in for a back hug, his large arms squeezing your sides. he rests his head on top of yours, swaying the both of you. âim sorry baby but i need to, okay?â you purse your lips shut, pouting. you keep quiet as you give him a look. âiâll take that as a yes ?â he quickly give you a kiss before planting a peck on your forehead, reaching for his jacket from the couch. standing beside the doorframe, you watch him as he gets into his porsche. you wave at him, smiling as he drives off, thinking about how heâs probably gonna get a haircut.
his first race of the season is this weekend so you have to leave for the airport tomorrow. as youâre packing his and your stuff into the luggage your hear the front door being unlocked. heâs back. you continue arranging the clothes so they can all fit, subconsciously anticipating for the suprise of seeing his new haircut. you hear him calling for you from downstairs before his voiceâs getting nearer. the door to your bedroom swings open to reveal an excited, jumpy jann with a huge smile across his face. âhoney, im homeeeâ he jokes, acting like a husband who just got back from his 9-5 job. this is the jann youâd get called a liar for when telling his team about his behaviour. they dont believe that he actually acts like this around you. but jack does, he knows how jann actually is. you turn to face him as youâre being met with the fresh haircut, making him almost unrecognizable. it reminds you of when you first met him years ago. when he just got into racing, back when he was so shy to people and to you. especially you. if you could comically describe the feeling youâre feeling rn, it is as if your heart just got shot by cupids arrow. awestruck. itâs like having a crush on him for the second time. not like youâre not crushing on him every other day but the haircut makes you want to do things to him. you feel heat creeping across your cheek before rushing to your core.
seeing you quiet and not returning any reaction panics him. every possible scenario of you breaking up with him because of that haircut plays into his mind. âbaby..?â he steps closer, slowly walking towards you. âhey look, if you dont like it i can- um, i can wear my durag all the time. you like it when i do, right ?â he offers, him internally panicking shows the most adorable side of him. not in a million years does he want to do anything you dont like. you get up from the floor just as you finish up on packing. âlemme- let me get that,,â he quickly reach for the luggage to help you zip them up. you walk to your bed, footsteps heavy as he follows from behind like a lost puppy. heâs worrying hard that youâre being quiet. as you lay your butt on the soft material he kneels before you, looking up at you with eyes filled with panic and worry. âplease say something babyâ you look down at him rubbing at your legs before reaching down to cup his face, smoothing over his also newly shaved skin. gosh he looks so cute
you trail your fingers from his cheek to his mouth, feeling his plump lips before pushing your fingers past them. he closes his lips around your fingers, sucking at them as you push down on his tongue. âyouâre funny, jannâ he blinks, listening attentively before you continue,
âyouâre funny if you think you can look like this and expect me to not fuck youâ
he shakes his head thinking youâd want him to deny it. your pull your fingers out, strings of saliva attached to it as you wipe it on his cheek. you tsk at him being silent. âdo you remember when we first started dating ?â a smile creeps onto his face as the memories slip into his mind. he nods. â-you looked exactly like you do right now.â his smile grows wider. a lot about him has changed but one thing that wont, is how heâs willing to let you fuck him dumb anytime. especially when he deserves it. wasting no time, you lean down to crash your lips onto his as you fingers rake up the fresh undercut he just got. a shiver goes down his spine feeling the tips of your fingers graze the back of his head before they pull at the strands at the top. your noses bump against each other as you suck on his bottom lips hungrily. the haircutâs really making you go feral.
you get up from the bed ushering him to do the same. the kiss got interrupted for a second before you pull him down by his crewneck, making him lean down. he returns your kiss sloppily, spit getting smeared all over your mouths before you pull away to take a breath. his mouth chases yours, not wanting to stop kissing your lips ever if he could. he begins to suck at your tongue as his lips continue lapping at yours like a starved animal. just as you pull away he let out a whine in protest. his eyes droopy, lips shiny as he steps back, obeying your hand on his chest before you push him onto the bed. as soon as heâs settled heâs quick to take off his sweater earning a giggle from you. as his hand move to reach the hem of his sweatpants next you stop him, âah-ahâ while grabbing his hand. he smiles sheepishly as he obeys, settling his hands on his sides instead. you get off the bed to pick up something off the floor hidden by the luggage, holding it carefully to not let jann see what it is. you climb back onto the bed, straddling him before you grind teasingly against his prominent bulge. he lets out a soft moan thinking youâre gonna make him cum soon. you chuckle at his response before grabbing both his hands and bringing them to his back before tying them together with his tie that you just picked off the floor. you didnât tie it tight but he knows not to break the knot. heâs learned his lesson the hard way. you climb off the bed before taking off all your clothes at the edge of it, making sure he watches.
âmy sweet jann, i always miss you dearly when youâre busyâ you tell him dramatically. its true tho, you do. he watches your ass bounce closely as youâre walking towards the wardrobe, glancing at him behind your shoulder. you search into the wardrobe before reaching just the thing you need before slipping it through your head. his gt academy t-shirt. the size of the shirt is just enough to slightly cover your bare pussy. you turn to look at him as he throws his head back, cursing under his breath. âfuck- is that..?â he blinks a few times, making sure heâs seeing the right thing
âyesâ you confirm, before continuing
âit gets lonely, so this shirt will have to doâ you say as you take a deep whiff of the scent on his shirt.
his chest is heaving hard, nervous as to find out what youâre planning on doing
âyou wanna know what i do when youâre not there to help me ?â he watches closely as you walk towards the edge of the bed, climbing onto it. you start roaming your hands across your stomach before reaching up, the shirt caught together with your arm as you play with your nipples. starting off slow, you graze your nails across them before groping at your tits, putting on a show for him. you notice his cock twitching in his pants, forming a small dark patch at the tip. his mouth is slightly agape as his eyebrows furrow. âoh- fuckâ he throws his head back, barely able to handle seeing you like this.
âits nothing compared to your fingers but-â you sigh, purposely not finishing the sentence as you start rubbing your clit slowly. you look down, your fingers collecting the wetness as you spread your folds. you inch your knees forward closer to him, to really let him have a good look. âmâso wet for you jann,,â you tease, as he licks his lips, not knowing to look at your face or your hand while you play with your clit. as you start rubbing your fingers through your folds he shuts his eyes closed. he swears he almost came when you start letting out noises, the pretty little noises that could be the death of him.
fucking yourself on your fingers while wearing his shirt infront of him, you let out a moan as you call out his name in a high pitched whine. your fingers move rapidly as you feel your orgasm approaching. âmâso close jann, fuck-â you manage to let out before the waves come crashing down, your knees growing weak. jann struggles to hold himself back from coming undone in his pants while he forces his hips down from buckling upwards. âpleaseâŠ,,youâre gonna-â he starts to plead before you shut him up by stuffing your fingers that were collecting your cum into his mouth. he hums at the taste, closing his eyes savouring it. you feel his tongue swirl around your fingers before you pull them out. âgood boyâ more precum seeps out of his hard cock as he feels himself growing harder. you lean in to kiss him, your fingers sprawled across the side of his face. he tries to prop himself up better so he can return your kiss harder but fails. trailing your kisses from his mouth to his neck, you make sure to bite and suck at the skin, gaining moans from him.
reaching behind him to untie the restraint, he looks up at you as soon as his hands are free. his eyes search into yours for permission, âcan i-?â you nod at him before saying,
âfuck me jann, fuck me like you miss meâ
he wastes no time flipping you over, taking the gt shirt off before pinning you down, earning a yelp from you. its now his turn to kiss at your neck, his kisses sloppy and wet. heâs sucking and biting at the skin that will surely leave marks. his hands roam uncontrollably all over your body, after being deprived of touching you. he wanted to touch you so bad but he patiently waited. he knows if heâs good youâre gonna award him. his patience earlier proved its worth now that he gets to fuck you. your arms wrap around his shoulders, pulling him closer as his hand works the hem of his sweatpants. his thick hard cock grazes your pussy before slapping at his lower stomach. you look down at his happy trail below his navel, covered by the size of his length. his hot mouth is now settled on one of your tits, tongue lapping at the nipple before sucking at it. he greedily attempts on putting the whole of your breast into his mouth, covering them all with spit.
âfuck- mhmfh,, fuckâ he curses as his hand strokes his throbbing wet cock, getting it ready for your pussy, momentarily pulling away from stuffing his face in between your breasts. he decides to tease you by rubbing his length betwen your folds, spreading your wetness all over it. he grabs his cock before tapping the tip on your clit, grinning at you as he does so. your faces inches away from each other, you could feel his hot breath fanning over your face. he has one elbow propped beside your face, his eyes eyes directly boring into yours. theres a slight glint in them, making you lose yourself in his eyes. he prods his cock at your entrance before bottoming out, earning a high pitched moan from you while he let out a low groan. he rests his head beside yours for a moment before looking at you for green light.
you reach up to kiss him as you nod. he winces at the tight fit of your pussy, the warmth engulfing him, making him lost in the pleasure. your pussy always feels so good for him, always a perfect fit for his thick cock. âahh- mfhm,, so nice- sâwarmâhe says as he starts moving, it didnât take long until he starts properly fucking you. moving his hips rapidly as the sound skin slapping and a mix of you and his moans fill the room. he whines as he feel his tip nudging your wet walls, making squelching sounds. he looks down at his cock splittling your pussy open, âfffuck-!â shaking his head, the view messing with his mind. itâs all so hot to him. as he feel your walls clench around him, his free hand reaches down to rub at your clit, occasionally pressing down to add onto the pressure. your fingers graze across his broad shoulders, your nails slightly digging into his skin earning a whimper from him. his head is resting at the crook of your neck, you can hear the small whimpers escaping his lips every now and then.
his cock buried deep, fucking into your pussy as you can feel his thrusts getting sloppier. he raises his head to start kissing at your tits again, before looking up at you, putting on his pleading eyes.
âwhat do you need baby ?â
âcan i- fuckâ he gets interrupted by your walls clenching around him
âcan i cum on your tits-? these- these pretty tits,,â he mumbles the last bit of his sentences as he continues lapping at your nipples. throwing your head back, you almost canât register what heâs saying from the pleasure as you just nod. heâs been so good, he deserves whatever he wants. you let out a dragged out whine as he pulls out, hands stroking his cock rapidly as he aims at your tits. you feel his warm seed landing on your breasts as you watch him shoot thick ropes of his cum onto you, some getting on your stomach. you reach your hand to your chest, collecting some of it before sucking your fingers clean.
he looks down at your body glistening with sweat and his cum, chest heaving trying to catch his breath. he runs his hand on his forehead, just below his new haircut. âfuckâ he curses, before leaning down to kiss you, resting his forehead against yours. you let a smile rip on your face, before asking, âyou okay ?â he nods, ânever betterâ you let out a small laugh as he joins you
âi should get haircuts more oftenâ
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OCT 4 - DRAMA
Play the actor. Lie and detect lies.
the composition of this one is gross but that's what this is all about - making something not great really fast every day and posting it anyway haha.
also if anyone recognizes what the middle one is from I'll give you a hundred bucks (Lie)
as usual, nerding out under the cut
drama drama drama drama
starting with this one because I literally just slap these in here in whatever order I come across them in. There's no rhyme or reason to it. I probably searched on "I" because I like seeing skills talk about themselves haha
at least he's trying to stop you...
Drama nicknames!!
the council!! I refer to my personal skills as the council sometimes haha, drama my love.
drama will break you out of the loop if all the others fail you!
ty drama, you poor thing. who is 'us'? Harry's the only one there, so is he referring to them and the other skills? harry and the multitudes that are drama? you go ahead and protect all of you from the fear honey
ily drama, they react sooo dramatically to being rejected
drama! nooo. what is there to say? these are different highly expensive ceramic boots???
drama! no!
I'm not certain what chain of events leads to Kim inspecting the boots later, but this is too funny
drama. please. honey.
he's so bad. an excellent lie detector, a fantastic liar, but also a compulsive liar!
At least sometimes he urges you to lie for good too.
drama ily. even if a wall of text is my idea of entertainment. i peruse fayde for fun, drama would die
dramaaa
I just love the wording of this one, it's so funny.
this one's right after limbic system tells you it's time to wake up. it's a bit melancholy...
you tell her drama, tell her about your and harry's many heads.
Sometimes he uses I, sometimes we. The other skills always refer to drama singularly (he, this one, etc.). I'm never quite sure if I should use him or them...
dddrama
denial, denial, denial...! but ty for trying
random but this is the maximum number of ssss... used by drama. 10 in a row!
I was highly offended in my first playthrough when I got this. I got it fast too (though not as fast as the sorry cop...) And I had 1 INT so I had barely heard from Drama! I was like, what's with this guy? I'm not boring >:(
drama's comments on kim are very important to me. I also have a rather dry sense of humour and cast off things I don't understand as joke. at least drama gets it.
also the things I would give to have someone whisper 'that's sarcasm, sire' to me. im not sure i invested my irl skill points in the right stats :,(
Like, I've got skills in my head and they can't even decode social interactions for me? cmon guys
Also! had some fun running the different language versions of Drama's name through google translate. It's hard to know how accurate the translations are but they are diverse! Acting, drama (ofc), art of drama, dramaturgy, mysterious (???), dramatic arts, acting arts, theatre, showmanship. I like it... gives a little more insight into what Drama's skill represents. Because he is so much more than *just* drama, and at the same time, drama is an umbrella that includes everything he's good at. hmm.
Another random fact: Drama calls you sire 91 times! (and my liege 16 times). And Harry only once, when you fail karaoke...
Other things I keep track of: he says sorry only twice! never says fuck. and only damages your morale on one occasion. These things are oddly important to me and I want to place them in a spreadsheet. Maybe I want to sort by most apologetic skill okay? Skill that swears most. Skill that calls you by your name most. I'm so normal about these guys.
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Leggy nooo, I already miss your oc stuff a lot, there's no need to rub it in :(
crying screaming throwing up im sorry
i can offer you the tiny patch notes as of late which is just. splatoon stuff. +2 idiots added to the overall collection of idiots, which means TIP HAS FRiEDnS ?!?! and is way less devoid of lore yay
+ connection with main group via him coaching fernanda's team AND being friends with mike in the past which i added specifically to make a joke about her first meeting him in a match where she gets absolutely destroyed and is mad about it afterwards and then a few days later mike comes up with "hey guys check out my buddy :)" and shes like "YOU. đĄ"
speckle is no longer a main dream team(tm) member because inksports are just not his thing and he wants to invest more on his art and the lil etsy store hes trying to run. this development also means fucco is getting a second chance to become a member and he's actually putting effort into it this time because it's been a few years, not only he's matured as a person but also they're all actually friends this time and he respects them
#ask the leg#splatoon ocs#dont have much about the two new ones other than they're octoling siblings and one is slightly based off of the LEGEND maia arson crimew#mike has a habit of bringing problems to the table#when hes not the problem himself#i thought tip coaching fernanda's team is the perfect development for them#because he's a character based on my actual competitive shenanigans#and her team is like loosely based on my idea of comp splatoon before actually being part of it
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the boys 4x03 thoughts
so the Seven are just the four now lmao or I guess the six now but we'll see how long those two will last đ€Ł
Butcher working with JDM! đđ
firecracker needs to stfu đ
I love Sage's attitude and her dynamic with homelander, it's just so interesting
frenchie won't tell colin now is he đ« that'd be too quick and and too easy, i bet this is eating at him like the guilt for mallory's grandkids smh wtf frenchie đ«
now firecracker's braindead followers are walking into starlight house jfc đ
Frenchie likes colin sooo much and its clearly tearing him apart and its so sad đđ
oooh Victoria's gonna figure out Singer knows so quickly đ€Ł and he wants to ban supes from every position but entertainment? lets see how homelander and vought likes that lol
btw Claudia Doumit is soooo gorgeous đđđ
"I'm going to kill them all" she signed with the most adorable smile ever đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł she's the cutest, even when she's murderous lol
kimiko and frenchie are really the definition of ride or dies đȘâ€ïž
flip A-Train? I like the idea but also he might flip back within a second so that's risky lol
Butcher contacting ryan through video games lol love it - also wow that game is violent
what does Noir's replacement not get about 'don't talk' jfc dude, watch anything with real Noir in it (they have plenty of movies) and study his behavior and do.not.talk. where did ashley find this guy jfc đ€Łđ€Ł
lmao Ashley got demoted from CEO to mascot, how sad đ€Ł
Butcher baked cookies and bought all those games aww - even if he dosed those cookies whatever lol
if anyone can concknve A-Train its MM fr, and if he does, i love it and cant wait to see where it goes - I just hope it actually sticks this time lol
high frenchie started so funny and now it's just so sad đđ
oooh who's the girl?? was she another one of the kids like kimiko??
"I wouldn't want me either" nooo why am i crying jfc, this poor kid đ homelander just showed up and screwed up his whole life đ
Ryan just wants to be with Butcher but he thought what he said was genuine đđđ
that conversation between Ryan and billy was sooo good đ
Ashley, if you wanna live, better fucking run đł
oh god the vought on ice shit is so cringe lol
I miss Maeve đ
is Victoria really gonna team up with homelander đŹ i hope not but also it could be interesting đ
omg i knew they wouldn't just kill hughie but got scared anyway lol
oh my god this turned into a massacre lol homelander was really determined to kill đł
A-Train came through!!! if he's fr on our side, im so here for it!! đ€©
Kimiko is so worried đ
okay, I feel bad for hughie's mom đ„ș
JDM has just the best voice đ„”
Sage and Deep?? ummm... đ€ą that was weird. what's the thing on the table??
Homelander is loooosing it đł so scared for Ryan, if he really snapped, he'd kill him fr
go home??? Im soooo invested omg
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Whats wrong with predator 2018?
itâs been like 10 days iâm tired but i CANNOT stay silent anymore The world deserves to know. you will not believe how awful this movie is
1. the moment the movie starts you just understand that itâŠis not going to be good. it was made in 2018 so of course it has that edgy self aware marvel humor of Uhmm heâs right behind me isnât he ? (and then you check shane blackâs other works and he directed iron man 3 and everything suddenly make sense) LIKE IM SERIOUS thereâs just a scene in the first 10 minutes where this Woman In Stem character goes Lol why did we name this thing The Predator? itâs more like a Hunter or a Huntsman itâs more like a Bass Fisherman LIKE WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? WHAT AM I HEARING RN? itâs so fucking stupid and i hate this type of humor so much like CAN U BELIEVE WEâRE IN A MOVIE? ABOUT THE PREDATOR (DUMBASS NAME (LOL))????
2. i mention the Woman In Stem character specifically because she is. also not good. iâm not going to act like the predator movies have always been the best with female characters (even 1987 has its issues) but at least they were actually BEARABLE. The girl character in this movie is just like. this annoying 2010s smartass quirky girl archetype that we put in our movie because you wanted Women(tm) right? there she is we even made her quirky!!! weâre not going to give her a single likable quality though. weâre going to write her Bad . is this what u wanted ?
3. which is not trying to imply that the other characters are written Good . theyâre all written Bad they all fucking suck. none of them have any charm or likable qualities and thereâs nothing to get invested in. AND THEY DONâT HAVE ANY FUCKING DYNAMICS BETWEEN EACHOTHER!!!! itâs like they just exist in the same space and thatâs It . they donât get any interesting relationships or interactions . theyâre all just so nothing
4. like halfway through the movie it just turns into unapologetic US army propagandaâwhich is fucking ironic if you know what the original predator was made for (commentary about american terrorism in central america in the 80s under reagan)âthe main characterâs wife just starts suddenly going off about how heâs so cool and doing so much for his country and heâs in the army waowww wowww We need to shoot everyone whoâs worked on this movie and im serious.
5. iâŠ..do not know who this movie was made for. like who is it supposed to cater to? one of its main things is autism and mental illness and yet it has the shittiest portrayal of both. But especially autism. like what if we made a movie about how autism is the next step in human evolution (?!) and autistic people are like superheroes basically (?!?!!!?) and the entire plot hinges on the fact that The Predator wants to become autistic by stealing the autistic characterâs autism dna (?!?!?!?!?!?!?? WHAT? WHY ARE THERE EUGENICS IN MY PREDATOR MOVIE? IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS?) (and then the autistic character in question like. actually has unironic superpowers. look he gets overwhelmed by sounds but he can instantly understand and translate predatorâs alien language!!!!!!!!) And then the next minute one of the characters says Lol isnât it crazy how we canât say the r slur anymore? Fucked up world. LIKE SERIOUSLY WHO IS THIS MOVIE FOR? I FEEL LIKE THIS MOVIE WOULD PISS OFF BOTH THE âWOKEâ AND THE âEDGY ALT RIGHTâ AUDIENCES EQUALLY . shane black probably thinks autism speaks is a charity i dont even know
6. too much predator in this movie. When i say that they should make a predator movie where every scene has the predator in it YOU SHOULDNT FUCKING LISTEN TO ME IM JUST AUTISTIC. a predator movie is a THRILLER The Fucking Predator himself should appear like. a few times at least until the climax. but nooo this 2018 ass movie just has the predator running around in every scene (btw this predator moves really fucking weird in a human way. Like they usually at least make him move semi alien-like and uncannily, but this movie didnt even bother with that) (also their design is uglier than the original) (also it suffers from the same problem as the 2010 movie by adding a Bigger Cooler Buffer Awesomer Deadlier New Predator LIKE WHO ASKED FOR THIS. WAS MY OG WIFE NOT ENOUGH FOR U) Anyway yeah if you didnt get it yet: this movie doesnt understand what impact or subtlety is. at all
7. the worst thing is with the finale. you see every predator sequel loves to reference the original 1987 movie because well, itâs iconic! it has a lot of meaningful moments and lines! Specifically in the ending of the original movie, where the main character asks the predator âwhat the hell are you?â and the predator echoes it back at him. Supposed to symbolize us army = monsters who kill without meaning yadda yadda u get it. anyway so in the 2018 movie finale they start to reference this moment too. the main character asks And what the fuck are you (ooo f bomb weâre SOOOO edgy and 2018core) and when the predator starts asking it back the main character just goes SHUT THE FUCK UPđ and shoots him. itâs like. my hatred for this movie was indescribable at that moment. Iâve never actually genuinely watched a marvel movie so i just took people at their word when they said it was a genre of movie that fucking hated movies. but after watching the predator (2018) which is basically a marvel version of predator? yeah i get it. What if they made a movie that hated its source material and had 0 respect for it. and also hated its audience. and hated being a movie
8. they made the dogs ugly
#the one on the left is from the 2010 movie and on the right is from the 2018#AND LISTEN. THE 2010 MOVIE WAS ALSO BAD. IT SUCKED. BUT AT LEAST THE DOG DESIGN WAS FINE#then in the 2018 movie they were like Waht if we just put a predator face on a dog (????)#god i fucking hate this movie so much i actually cant#everyday i wake up and think about how it has ruined my life in every way possible#i need to watch prey. Badly#cramswering
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Rogue thoughts and reactions--->
not taking many notes this time cause i wanted to Savour this one tbh and what a blast so far
rogue and doctor so far is like. rtd striking gold potentially here (i kno he didnt write this one i mean more like. in the long run. i could see fans going crazy over this Type of ship and spending sweet $$$$ on it lol).
ruby looking at this "scene" like it's a tv showâŠâŠâŠ. liveâŠâŠ.. honey u best believe in ghost stories hyper post-modern genre tv show seasons cause u are in one
cushy⊠wordsmiths-ing countâŠ
"ruby: you know how i forget about a man?" with a woman? (shot)
the parallel of these guys "dishonoring" these ppl while the doc and ruby do kind of the same all the time sdkflj
mmm second time i see a triangle logo (it was there last ep on the door to the MEP area that lindsey and rickey ran into. camera held on suspiciously long on itâŠ) (trianglesâŠ. threeâŠ. susan TRIAD???)
doctor this says you're single and available. oh another word. "very" available.
COME ON ACE WE HAVE WORK TO DO
"wow" boner dialogue
mention of gallifrey.... "i might take you one day" oh man. oh manâŠâŠâŠ..
"random barren dimension" yes this is not an equivalent to a silent confinement analogue at all don't think about it too hard guys
"i lost everyone"
they're leaning onâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ. oh yaz just broke a coffee mug somewhere
maybe the real enemy was fandom all along
THOSE TV SIGNALS BEAM OUT ACROSS THE STARS. TV SIGNALS. TV SIGNALS. TV ISNGALS TV
SIGNASLKDJASLKDJASKLJ1!!SKLFDJDSLKJFSDLK JF SHUT UPTJSDLFKSDJ (i die)
ok im enjoying The Concept a lot, as expectedâŠâŠ.. but gotta say rogue does feel a bit two dimensional so far :/ (maybe even a bit cliche?) i feel jack in his first ep had more depth at first for example (bounty hunter but also lost his memory. doing amoral things but being swayed by the doctor at the end. etc). but there's time THERE'S TIME. DONT LE TME DOWN EPISODE PLEA SE. there's always a twist-
you people and your bridgetons. in my time this would all be a big ass downtown abbey reference
sad thing is this is def one episode i wont be able to watch with my homophobic parents at all oof lmao
this dialogue.... kinda thoschei acadamy years coded ngl
"tell me what your heart wants or i shall turn my back on your forever" defining 15 character dialogueâŠâŠâŠ.
(commitment phobe doctor moment. my girl hastn changed at ALL) (btw intrigued by rogue's "i lost them" bc it could mean a lot right. it's the most delibarely ambiguous of pronouns dklfjsd like it could be a nonbinary character but could also be a couple characters? or maybe im reading it wrong sdlkjf)
play our games on a magnificent scaleâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ games motifâŠâŠâŠ.
"i thought i was interesting- but you??" exactly!!! doctor who>>>>>>>> bridgerton/all other tv shows. case made.
god i feel so stupid. i dint catch that twist at all TOT
wedding season finale. chuldur's know where it's at.
oh finally there's the scene from the trailers!!!!!!!!!
"how long do they live for?" oh he's gonna says A Thing "thats a long time to suffer" I WASN'T WRONG /GOES FERAL ( i knew the family of blood coding was leading somewhereâŠ)
the doctor beatiing these cosplayers with his "i object" tv tropynessâŠâŠâŠ.. the meta of itâŠâŠâŠ theory gang we're gonna make it yet i swear
ok yes this is sad poor ruby but like. but literally last month 14 killed/sacrificed donna w/o sm hesitation so sdklfjdsklfjsdklfj (yes im still like. HEY THAT WAS A SIGNIFICANT THING THAT HAPPENED. WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT.)
oh is rogue a chuldur as well? he feels too invested in the trolley problem of it all sdlkfj
im gonna say it.... i thought that resolution was kinda........ as the kids say..... weak sauce sfkdj
like oh nooo he got teleported oh noooo. like he's gonna be fine slkdfjsd didn't really hit that hard :/ should have had a proper death sacrifice thing.
"im sorry....." "....AAAANYWAY , it is what it is!!!! " my man is so broken holy shit. holy shit.
it's ok to be sad. !!!!! TOT
CONCLUSIONS!!
sdlkjf ya'll i really wanted this to harder but idk i didnt feel the depth or sensibility this called for was there tbh. but it was a blast!!! but ⊠it missed a bit of that x factor thing. like some kind of universality to the romance w/ the rogue. i feel he was too sketched-in.... i was also a bit disappointed that ruby's friend was not her friend bc it meant her whole thing this ep of connecting to that woman was for nothing (and up until that point it was feeling very Important specially after the marti thing) (and speaking of, the chuldur's were kinda very sketched-in / surface-level as villains as well) ⊠yeah. idk. kinda disappointing ngl (diodati > this i think). pretty fucking gay tho so that was nice.
#dw spoilers#rogue#sdklfjsd a bit disappointing also bc i was expecting a FRESH NEW VOICE!!! (confetti) and instead we get something that felt....#very generic overall. dare i say it....... a bit cw tv (gasps) (shock) (glasses dropped)#but maybe i need to rewatch it and read some metas dklfjds#maybe i missed something#15#i did have a blast dont get me wrong it just didnt hit me at my core like the last eps have done
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how do u think the allies + axis (including cana, roma, and prussia) would all separately personally torture ame ? :3c
ive noticed u r going through ame torture withdrawal so a torture ame ask u will get!!!!!
it doesn't have to be all of them but i think this is a fun question to think about whenever u r in a multishippy mood.
hiii thank you anon i will try. i've mentioned before my fav ame torchur stuff is when he's prevented from breathing and also talking, in general any way that rly rips his usual charisma and self image off. so thats my personal fav for cana because i don't know it's just funny right. like cana strangling the shit out of ame. poetic even. suited for a cana fit of rage which iii likeeee đ€ and honestly anything works cause i luv caname and i luv ame torture so putting them together is always harmonic to me im happy â€ïž cana could drown ame or inflict blunt force trauma on ame or dismember ame and it's all good to me. see my yandere rant about how i think cana would do... or if i didn't get into that
england to ame. um. incapacitating stuff i think. it could be healing for england's psyche(?questionable). saw a (jp)comic once where ame as a child asked england if he'd still care for him if he was a human(rough machine translation) and england was like yeah and ame was like england...!!!â€ïž and england pondered that he'd probably have to amputate all his limbs in that scenario(??? rough machine translation) so that's basically it. yeah. or any incapacitation works for him i think if he's like ohhh nooo i don't want to amputate my dear america thats messed up. thats kind of gross. i'll drug him up or something idontknow
rusia blunt force trauma i think. obvious reasons. in my head he's tamer here because im stupid. in general it'd feel more interrogation tactics kind of torture no? like... you know... (hits you with a pipe)(hits you with a pipe) really it's instinctual for him at this point. oohmmmggg america took more hits than usual before passing out... i think if he tortures ame too much and ame starts screaming horribly he'd be grossed out. đ€ like that post by evilvillain i fucking forgot... (your scream is kind of shrill... almost effeminate... and it kinda grosses me out...) thats him
i ran out of thoughts for the others i'm not as invested in ame torture in them. oh maybe japan would fuck with it. yeah of course he would. slicing ame open would bring him joy i think. sharp wounds đ€§ okayyyy i'm out of thoughts i'm not fully awake rn gomenasorry okay thanks anon again. one of these days i'm going to really draw shit
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mxtape mutual resurrection posting (points) how are you liking it? :3
hiiii mxtape mutual ^-^
it started off really slow and kind of boring and i only pushed thru because other articles i read mentioned it. slowly read it over the course of 6 months or so. But then i started getting really invested and read the last ~5 articles in a day AND THEN IT JUST ENDS WHAT I WAS JUST GETTING INVESTGED NOOO
i think adams and thompson's personalities complement each other rlly well and it makes them super interesting to read about, i always liked the tales they were in together. i thought foxx was super basic but the last couple articles he was in i liked him. i have NO IDEA what is going on with adams and adrian im so confused (which is a good thing). my mom saw "Girls' Night Out: Raising Hell" on my phone a while back and was baffled.
all in all, i want to read the spinoff storylines now. i might not get around to it for a while but ive heard really good things about devils advocate so im excited. holly have u checked any of the storylines out and if yes, do you have a rec for what to start with
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KY'S LIFE IS STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE NONSENSE LIVEBLOG: Episode 4
(HUGE spoilers ahead !! don't complain if u read ahead w/out being ready)
tutorial chapter 1 chapter 2 chapter 3
chat this episode was so fucking ass holy ever loving god.
I'VE BEEN TRYNA BE NICE AND OPTIMISTIC BC I DO LIKE THE GAME BUT UM.. HUH??
starting off strong they changed the wolf squad sweater to the chloe price cosplay.. no hate tho bc max kinda served cunt w the look ngl
"you really white-privileged your way into all the cool powers" LMAO okay self-awarenessđ lowkey real tho bc i love daniel (and alex seems cool) but out of the 3, Max has the best powers
YIPPIE MAX CRYING !!
i loved the talk about LiS 1 and how it impacted max, although i wish it was a little deeper (im never satisifed w max's emo-ness lmao)
ykw i said im never satisifed but i deadass have a whole paragraph tweaking out abt the convo LMAOO
bro i thought ts was a multiverse doppleganger story at rhe beginning of the game tbh
highkey disapointed bc i was hella invested in the doppleganger thing :( ily safi tho
why is safi giving chloe ep 2 core rn.. girl max has BEEN THROUGH IT, why dont u listen to the girl who C L E A R L Y knows what she's talking abt
safi: would u shoot me đ„șđ„șđ„șđ„ș
me (lying so far out my ass its unreal): no !!
chat max is SO FUCKING FINE. even with this ugly ass cosplay i need her so bad its insane
idk how restraining orders work but cant Safi not go near Lucas w his temp one?? how is this even gonna work
oh brother this mission is so ass
welp this def reminds me of a Life Is Strange game !! (lame ass mission that sadly furthers the plot)
OH MY GOD IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD PARTY FROM LiS
ts is corny asf, lazy asf, and boring asf.
okay i think Maya was supposed to be giving Rachel Amber but she had such a weird storyline and it is lowkey jus confusing me
so Lucas murdered Maya the same way Jeffershit does to Kate ? damn yeah ok fine thats actually sad
Nooooo the pretenous off brand jefferson isn't a good guy!?!? nooo :(
(i have literally zero drafts abt this mission; the gingerbread house thing was sad but the main story was boring and too short for any detailed commentary)
Safi this is NOT shapeshifting wtf
girl what did lucas say to u damnđ
real talk why isn't max being affected like the others? is safi delibrately not hurting her? thats kinda gay
BRO WHERE DID THE TORNADO COME FROM
"people's headaches are getting worse" MAMA A STORM BEHIND YOU â€ïž
dude this is literally so not right. this is not how the storm worked in LiS 1.
oh god what the hell
this is lame as FUCK dude holy hell
THATS IT??? THAT WAS SO SHORT???
okay um. i have opinions for sure:
this chapter def felt rushed. it honestly feels like they ran out of storylines and said "ykw? they REALLY liked life is strange 1, lets just do that again !!"
hopefully episode 5 makes it better bc i do like this game, but jesus this episode was not as good as it could've been.
#it feels important to note that the title of this post in my notes app is: 'call this a SHITnado the way this game became a shitstorm'#lis double exposure#life is strange double exposure#lis de#lis de spoilers#life is strange de#life is strange#lis#life is strange double exposure spoilers#ky plays life is strange double exposure
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EPISODE THREE WOOO
party time!!
this is so sweet :( <3
okay set up what are these two up to today
nooo why does everyone want to just act like dead people never existed why is this a thing?? i think we all need to go to therapy here
they set that up like this was going to be a huge plot point nope fran just pulls up the security footage likes it's nothing and wooo everything is fine
okay im not a fan of jade she is just too much
angie my love <3333
her dad seriously needs some thorough therapy my god
HOLD ON WHY ARE WE HAVING ANOTHER ROMANTIC MUSICAL NUMBER WHAT
awh fran is so lovely <3
i don't understand why this guy is so obsessed with his own daughter not finding her mother's stuff. what does he think is going to happen??? did he kill her or something?? im so confused
i cant remember friend boys name but this is a fun plot
honestly fran just seems like the best friend ever she's just got it all covered
gregorio blink twice if you need help
i dont know why the bread phone was so funny but i love that
girl why are you stalking him what is this going to achieve
i really need to learn dinosaur boy's name OH ITS MAXI OKAY they just said it
OH okay the boyfriend is leĂłn alright
is this like an afterschool school or?? do they teach like maths and science too or is this like an extracurricular thing
ludmila is precious she can do no wrong i do not care
okay how does the old man think she's her mum?
OKAY! damn good for you leĂłn that was actually a decent judgement! but as i said she can do nothing wrong sorry sir </3
is jade on drugs? i know she isn't but it really feels like she is constantly high
pretty girl needs more lines
ah the classic cliffhanger this can only go badly
WELL that was interesting! there are quite a few characters i don't remember the names of yet and so much is happening so fast but im getting invested now!
#also one thing#is this better than the photo spam i did when i watched soy luna?#it's a lot easier just rambling in one post instead of pausing to take photos#but that also means im not giving any context#so lmk!
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i dont get to play many rpgs bc my computer is garbage and i dont usually wanna invest in big games im just gonna have to nerf all the graphics settings onâbut bg3 grabbed me and now i understand the joy/suffering of having made an extremely engaging character who i get to watch do things for hours and hours and im like oh nooo
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ââlet it growâ
jann mardenborough x fem! reader
summary: nothing left to do when jann finally gets a new haircut except going absolutely feral
content warnings: 18+, smut, porn with plot, fluff, sub! jann, soft jann, whiny whimpery jann, restraint (?) jann being tied up, oral fixation, p in v (wrap it bro), f! masturbation (reader putting on a show for jann), cum eating, cumshots, pussy job, slight size kink
a/n: @imjustheretoreadsmuthaha had me promise to write some smut so yall have them to thank
looking at the last couple of years it can be said that thereâs a surge in the sportâs popularity. not that it wasnât ever popular but recently there are newcomers to the car racing fanclub. it attracts new big companies to invest and offer sponsorships to the label making jann busier than ever.
-especially it being almost the starting of a new season and all. sometimes heâs too caught up with work that you cant help but feeling left behind. heâd be out at the most random times of the day sometimes even when youâre getting ready for bed. thatâs the norm you have to accept knowing your boyfriend does not have a fixed working schedule. when danny manages to slide them in for a meeting with a new client, he needs to be there. heâs become too busy that he doesnât even have time to get his hair cut. his adorable undercut has now fully grown to the same length of the rest of his hair.
you dont really mind his grown hair because you get to enjoy watching him getting ready, putting products into his curls. one of the things you find him adorable for is the fact that he takes good care of his hair so eventho its grown, he keeps it neat and healthy. you can sit and watch him for hours on end, especially after he had left for a particularly long period where he doesnât really have time for all the products. so when he comes home, you both will spend the free time just talking and enjoying each otherâs presence while he grooms himself. sometimes youâd even help getting the back of his hair where he couldnât see or reach. or when he got tired from doing the rest
âbut its getting too long babe, i need to keep it short for the balaclavaâ he defends himself. heâs been complaining about how his hairâs getting into his face when he wears the helmet and how uncomfortable its becoming. you pout at his reasoning, not wanting him to cut his hair. ânooo please keep ittt,, youâve never let it grow ever. plus you look-â you trail off from your sentence, turning your head to a different direction. too shy to admit it. he searches into your face, raising his arms. âi lookâŠ?â you turn your head even further as he follows, chasing your face. â-hot.â you say under your breath. his cheeks heat up at your words before deciding to tease you
âcome again ?â
ânoâ
he let out a laugh as he pulls you in for a back hug, his large arms squeezing your sides. he rests his head on top of yours, swaying the both of you. âim sorry baby but i need to, okay?â you purse your lips shut, pouting. you keep quiet as you give him a look. âiâll take that as a yes ?â he quickly give you a kiss before planting a peck on your forehead, reaching for his jacket from the couch. standing beside the doorframe, you watch him as he gets into his porsche. you wave at him, smiling as he drives off, thinking about how heâs probably gonna get a haircut.
his first race of the season is this weekend so you have to leave for the airport tomorrow. as youâre packing his and your stuff into the luggage your hear the front door being unlocked. heâs back. you continue arranging the clothes so they can all fit, subconsciously anticipating for the suprise of seeing his new haircut. you hear him calling for you from downstairs before his voiceâs getting nearer. the door to your bedroom swings open to reveal an excited, jumpy jann with a huge smile across his face. âhoney, im homeeeâ he jokes, acting like a husband who just got back from his 9-5 job. this is the jann youâd get called a liar for when telling his team about his behaviour. they dont believe that he actually acts like this around you. but jack does, he knows how jann actually is. you turn to face him as youâre being met with the fresh haircut, making him almost unrecognizable. it reminds you of when you first met him years ago. when he just got into racing, back when he was so shy to people and to you. especially you. if you could comically describe the feeling youâre feeling rn, it is as if your heart just got shot by cupids arrow. awestruck. itâs like having a crush on him for the second time. not like youâre not crushing on him every other day but the haircut makes you want to do things to him. you feel heat creeping across your cheek before rushing to your core.
seeing you quiet and not returning any reaction panics him. every possible scenario of you breaking up with him because of that haircut plays into his mind. âbaby..?â he steps closer, slowly walking towards you. âhey look, if you dont like it i can- um, i can wear my durag all the time. you like it when i do, right ?â he offers, him internally panicking shows the most adorable side of him. not in a million years does he want to do anything you dont like. you get up from the floor just as you finish up on packing. âlemme- let me get that,,â he quickly reach for the luggage to help you zip them up. you walk to your bed, footsteps heavy as he follows from behind like a lost puppy. heâs worrying hard that youâre being quiet. as you lay your butt on the soft material he kneels before you, looking up at you with eyes filled with panic and worry. âplease say something babyâ you look down at him rubbing at your legs before reaching down to cup his face, smoothing over his also newly shaved skin. gosh he looks so cute
you trail your fingers from his cheek to his mouth, feeling his plump lips before pushing your fingers past them. he closes his lips around your fingers, sucking at them as you push down on his tongue. âyouâre funny, jannâ he blinks, listening attentively before you continue,
âyouâre funny if you think you can look like this and expect me to not fuck youâ
he shakes his head thinking youâd want him to deny it. your pull your fingers out, strings of saliva attached to it as you wipe it on his cheek. you tsk at him being silent. âdo you remember when we first started dating ?â a smile creeps onto his face as the memories slip into his mind. he nods. â-you looked exactly like you do right now.â his smile grows wider. a lot about him has changed but one thing that wont, is how heâs willing to let you fuck him dumb anytime. especially when he deserves it. wasting no time, you lean down to crash your lips onto his as you fingers rake up the fresh undercut he just got. a shiver goes down his spine feeling the tips of your fingers graze the back of his head before they pull at the strands at the top. your noses bump against each other as you suck on his bottom lips hungrily. the haircutâs really making you go feral.
you get up from the bed ushering him to do the same. the kiss got interrupted for a second before you pull him down by his crewneck, making him lean down. he returns your kiss sloppily, spit getting smeared all over your mouths before you pull away to take a breath. his mouth chases yours, not wanting to stop kissing your lips ever if he could. he begins to suck at your tongue as his lips continue lapping at yours like a starved animal. just as you pull away he let out a whine in protest. his eyes droopy, lips shiny as he steps back, obeying your hand on his chest before you push him onto the bed. as soon as heâs settled heâs quick to take off his sweater earning a giggle from you. as his hand move to reach the hem of his sweatpants next you stop him, âah-ahâ while grabbing his hand. he smiles sheepishly as he obeys, settling his hands on his sides instead. you get off the bed to pick up something off the floor hidden by the luggage, holding it carefully to not let jann see what it is. you climb back onto the bed, straddling him before you grind teasingly against his prominent bulge. he lets out a soft moan thinking youâre gonna make him cum soon. you chuckle at his response before grabbing both his hands and bringing them to his back before tying them together with his tie that you just picked off the floor. you didnât tie it tight but he knows not to break the knot. heâs learned his lesson the hard way. you climb off the bed before taking off all your clothes at the edge of it, making sure heâs watching
âmy sweet jann, i always miss you dearly when youâre busyâ you tell him dramatically. its true tho, you do. he watches your ass bounce closely as youâre walking towards the wardrobe, glancing at him behind your shoulder. you search into the wardrobe before reaching just the thing you need before slipping it through your head. his gt academy t-shirt. the size of the shirt is just enough to slightly cover your bare pussy. you turn to look at him as he throws his head back, cursing under his breath. âfuck- is that..?â he blinks a few times, making sure heâs seeing the right thing
âyesâ you confirm, before continuing
âit gets lonely, so this shirt will have to doâ you say as you take a deep whiff of the scent on his shirt.
his chest is heaving hard, nervous as to find out what youâre planning on doing
âyou wanna know what i do when youâre not there to help me ?â he watches closely as you walk towards the edge of the bed, climbing onto it. you start roaming your hands across your stomach before reaching up, the shirt caught together with your arm as you play with your nipples. starting off slow, you graze your nails across them before groping at your tits, putting on a show for him. you notice his cock twitching in his pants, forming a small dark patch at the tip. his mouth is slightly agape as his eyebrows furrow. âoh- fuckâ he throws his head back, barely able to handle seeing you like this.
âits nothing compared to your fingers but-â you sigh, purposely not finishing the sentence as you start rubbing your clit slowly. you look down, your fingers collecting the wetness as you spread your folds. you inch your knees forward closer to him, to really let him have a good look. âmâso wet for you jann,,â you tease, as he licks his lips, not knowing to look at your face or your hand while you play with your clit. as you start rubbing your fingers through your folds he shuts his eyes closed. he swears he almost came when you start letting out noises, the pretty little noises that could be the death of him.
fucking yourself on your fingers while wearing his shirt infront of him, you let out a moan as you call out his name in a high pitched whine. your fingers move rapidly as you feel your orgasm approaching. âmâso close jann, fuck-â you manage to let out before the waves come crashing down, your knees growing weak. jann struggles to hold himself back from coming undone in his pants while he forces his hips down from buckling upwards. âpleaseâŠ,,youâre gonna-â he starts to plead before you shut him up by stuffing your fingers that were collecting your cum into his mouth. he hums at the taste, closing his eyes savouring it. you feel his tongue swirl around your fingers before you pull them out. âgood boyâ more precum seeps out of his hard cock as he feels himself growing harder. you lean in to kiss him, your fingers sprawled across the side of his face. he tries to prop himself up better so he can return your kiss harder but fails. trailing your kisses from his mouth to his neck, you make sure to bite and suck at the skin, gaining moans from him.
reaching behind him to untie the restraint, he looks up at you as soon as his hands are free. his eyes search into yours for permission, âcan i-?â you nod at him before saying,
âfuck me jann, fuck me like you miss meâ
he wastes no time flipping you over, taking the gt shirt off before pinning you down, earning a yelp from you. its now his turn to kiss at your neck, his kisses sloppy and wet. heâs sucking and biting at the skin that will surely leave marks. his hands roam uncontrollably all over your body, after being deprived of touching you. he wanted to touch you so bad but he patiently waited. he knows if heâs good youâre gonna award him. his patience earlier proved its worth now that he gets to fuck you. your arms wrap around his shoulders, pulling him closer as his hand works the hem of his sweatpants. his thick hard cock grazes your pussy before slapping at his lower stomach. you look down at his happy trail below his navel, covered by the size of his length. his hot mouth is now settled on one of your tits, tongue lapping at the nipple before sucking at it. he greedily attempts on putting the whole of your breast into his mouth, covering them all with spit.
âfuck- mhmfh,, fuckâ he curses as his hand strokes his throbbing wet cock, getting it ready for your pussy, momentarily pulling away from stuffing his face in between your breasts. he decides to tease you by rubbing his length betwen your folds, spreading your wetness all over it. he grabs his cock before tapping the tip on your clit, grinning at you as he does so. your faces inches away from each other, you could feel his hot breath fanning over your face. he has one elbow propped beside your face, his eyes eyes directly boring into yours. theres a slight glint in them, making you lose yourself in his eyes. he prods his cock at your entrance before bottoming out, earning a high pitched moan from you while he let out a low groan. he rests his head beside yours for a moment before looking at you for green light.
you reach up to kiss him as you nod. he winces at the tight fit of your pussy, the warmth engulfing him, making him lost in the pleasure. your pussy always feels so good for him, always a perfect fit for his thick cock. âahh- mfhm,, so nice- sâwarmâhe says as he starts moving, it didnât take long until he starts properly fucking you. moving his hips rapidly as the sound skin slapping and a mix of you and his moans fill the room. he whines as he feel his tip nudging your wet walls, making squelching sounds. he looks down at his cock splittling your pussy open, âfffuck-!â shaking his head, the view messing with his mind. itâs all so hot to him. as he feel your walls clench around him, his free hand reaches down to rub at your clit, occasionally pressing down to add onto the pressure. your fingers graze across his broad shoulders, your nails slightly digging into his skin earning a whimper from him. his head is resting at the crook of your neck, you can hear the small whimpers escaping his lips every now and then.
his cock buried deep, fucking into your pussy as you can feel his thrusts getting sloppier. he raises his head to start kissing at your tits again, before looking up at you, putting on his pleading eyes.
âwhat do you need baby ?â
âcan i- fuckâ he gets interrupted by your walls clenching around him
âcan i cum on your tits-? these- these pretty tits,,â he mumbles the last bit of his sentences as he continues lapping at your nipples. throwing your head back, you almost canât register what heâs saying from the pleasure as you just nod. heâs been so good, he deserves whatever he wants. you let out a dragged out whine as he pulls out, hands stroking his cock rapidly as he aims at your tits. you feel his warm seed landing on your breasts as you watch him shoot thick ropes of his cum onto you, some getting on your stomach. you reach your hand to your chest, collecting some of it before sucking your fingers clean.
he looks down at your body glistening with sweat and his cum, chest heaving trying to catch his breath. he runs his hand on his forehead, just below his new haircut. âfuckâ he curses, before leaning down to kiss you, resting his forehead against yours. you let a smile rip on your face, before asking, âyou okay ?â he nods, ânever betterâ you let out a small laugh as he joins you
âi should get haircuts more oftenâ
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