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Forgot to post this!!
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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
#not explaining why im reblogging this at this point in time but i feel like i don’t have to#ominous reblogs
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Oh look, just as fast and dirty as any other April 1st gag bit. Matt, Staff, Automattic, etc, FIX YOUR HEARTS. And do some work on the real problem on here.
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I think you’d look better in a collar
#mutuals coming in hot yet again thank you so much i in fact missed this and i would never forgive myself#i want to EAT this#malevolent
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Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.
Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!
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FML
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the man behind the slaughter (phone doodle)
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You are the chosen one
this is what it felt like tbh
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Please reblog to spread to those who need it! Specified for the AFTG fandom, but can apply to all fandoms.
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I saw this and said. “this should go on tumblr.” so now its on tumblr.
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the woods are lovely, dark and deep,
but I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep
(Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening BY ROBERT FROST)
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NEW and SHINY Bill. I need to see him dead in a hole.
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