#im normal <--- lying

[mimebuns]

Dropped this and runs away

(Btw his let is when you mess up a slinky and so it won’t slinky properly, please say u know what I mean 😭😭)

RAH RAAOOUGHHH!!! FALLS ONTO MY KNEES AND CRUMBLES!! ITS THE GAY RABBITS!! WAOUG!H!V! O!U!!H!! TRHROWS UP!!! and is that Carl Clockwise... holy fish paste !! What !!! LET'S GO?? THAT'S DOPE?? HI? HELLO? THIS IS oHGHHH!!! im craZY IM CRAZY IM MENTAL! CLAWING AT MY SKIN!! THIS IS SOOO PRECIOUSS!! delicious absolutely scrumptious. and in my belly it goes THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOUUUU your clear appreciation of these two means the WORLD holy heck!

[bowenoke]

barely a person, still a saint.

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

[aegisofworms]

So I read dreams end come true and WOW. It lives absolutely rent free in my head forever now.

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

[puppppppppy]

these two are so interesting to me

characters belong to @canisalbus

[linkedin-offficial]

youll never guess where ive been

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

*gore and body parts everywhere, just absolutely drenched in blood* yeah I'm being normal about people misinterpreting a fictional character whom I enjoy a normal amount

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

"Why?"

That one word sent a shock through Danny's system, like he was back in the portal being electrocuted all over again. Still, he knew what was at stake, so even though that look on Tim's face made him want to fall to his knees and explain everything, he knew he couldn't.

Instead, he raised his gun as the portals filling the sky multipled and merged together as the ghost zone tried to absorb their reality. Channeling his inner Dan, he gave Tim a mocking smirk, What? You didn't think all that was real, did you?"

"You...you're lying!"

Danny tilted his head at an angle he knew would look as smug and condescending as possible, and judging by the burst of rage he felt coming from Nightwing a few rooftops over, it worked. "Tim, you know better." He said in Bruce's voice, It was the exact thing Bruce had told them when they were starting thier relationship.

Everyone had disapproved when he had brought his new boyfriend home a few months after meeting at the skatepark. Bruce hated Danny from the get-go, more suspicious of him than he had been with any of the batkids' previous partners.

Danny opened his mouth to mock him more but was quickly cut off by a punch to the face, not by Nightwing, or by Robin, who was still racing towards him at seemingly Mach speeds. Nope. It was Hood, who looked madder than Danny had ever seen him, surprising both Tim and Danny alike.

"You did all of this just to steal our souls and trap us in some weird afterlife dimension as your slaves?!"

Danny had no idea where the slaves thing came from, but it sounds villainous, so Danny's gonna go with it, "Of course!"

[bacchuschucklefuck]

while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best

[gunsatthaphan]

"you changed my life."

[mimi-croissant]

Oh she was so excited to see him and for him to wake up. She made him a warm drink and breakfast tacos and LIT UP when she saw him.

[suntails]

WIPs

[briankang]

BANG CHAN + LEE KNOW 🍬 ATE

[cubezart]

I Depend On You

[puppppppppy]

aughg