#im mean

[yourgremlinmajesty]

I'm very much appreciating that Earth is a raging lesbian.

[yanderefarm]

"you can kick the shit out of cotton tho fuck that guy"

🤔 hm i know you dont have requests open right now, but how do you feel about the concept of bitching, where basically another typically stronger alpha fucks another alpha until they turn into an omega

HAHEHSHAHAHjshaha ansblajs HEHEHEHEHSNEHBS

ANON U HAVE NO IDEA----

ive had a dr ratio bitching fic in the back for so long. i love bitching. ive thrown around the idea of bitching some of my ocs. its so... dude....

i love big boys!! muscly strong men are so hot but it's hard not to see them as alphas.. so the idea that with drugs or sheer force of will you could make them become omegas. i also love the messed up like dysphoric fuckery that comes with that too.

[harley-rose25]

Acrobatics requires muscles guys AoT IDK

I don't understand people who are surprised that the members of the survey core are so muscular. People are like, "Oh wow when did Armin get ripped?" or like "How is Eren so fit?" ... What do you mean? They're literally trained soldiers that fight by flying around like acrobats; do you know how much core upper body strength you need to do that?

[crookedjackdaw]

I am so fucking hyped

[naomiarai]

yeonjun's cock or taehyun's cock or just have both stuffed into ur cunt.

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

HB/BJ brainworms. first if bojack went t ohell he'd be so miserable about it.. what was even the point of trying to be better just to end up down there .. ..

also thinking of post s6 bojack advising blitz to makeup with stolas because he didn't get the chance to make up with herb and that he should talk to the owl demon because he makes him happy

and then later learning herb isn't in hell he's in heaven cause of all the chairities he did... and bojack is all depressed about it.. cause im a sucker for tragic lost romances and bojack doesn't get a happy ending..

blitz being the weirdo he is can offer a Fuck to cheer him up plus he LOVES HORSES..

.. but bojack is just gonna look at him funny/insist he's not GAY despite obv having been gay for his dead best friend and drink his woes way.. . RIP herb was bojacks soulmate/he blew it.

[asheslab]

*There is a statue outside of your house*

@marble-man-stephan

*I tap on it and inspect it closely*

[nerdystarstruckace]

I love ruining my friends lives with TV shows I make them watch. So so sorry. Pls recover and don't spiral pretty please!

[spacelesbiandisasterii]

I'm legally adopting them. They are Brasilians now.

[lucigoo]

The 31st

My halloween fic Ive been sitting on. (Un)Happy Halloween all! Pleas,e please, as always mind the tags, MCD, suicide, child death and a mean, cruel plot twist cause im evil 😭

Summary: It had been a year since James' car accident A year where Regulus had almsot left everything worth living for At est he still had James and Harry, right?

And, as always, an excerpt:

He didn’t reach out, didn’t force physical comfort on Regulus, though Regulus could feel the offer in the air. “Reggie, it’s been a year. You don’t have to carry this on your own anymore, love.” At that, Regulus snapped his head around, his eyes flashing. “A year?” His voice was sharp, cutting through the softness of the room. “Do you think that makes it better? Do you think time erases the fact that if you hadn’t been late, if you’d been on time, Harry would’ve ...” He cut himself off, his throat closing up around the words he couldn’t bear to say out loud. James’ expression softened, and he reached for Regulus’ hand, though he didn’t quite touch him yet. “But Harry wasn’t in the car. And he’s here now. I’m here now.” “Not all of you,” Regulus whispered bitterly, his gaze flicking down to the prosthetic leg again. His voice shook as the words left him. “You’re not … all here. You’re different. And it’s because of me. If I hadn’t asked you to go that night, if I hadn’t said Harry should be with us and not Lily’s mum when she went out ...” “Stop,” James interrupted firmly. His hand finally closed around Regulus, holding on to his husband’s tightly. “This isn’t on you. You couldn’t have known. No one could’ve known this was going to happen, Reg.” Regulus let out a shaky breath, staring down at their entwined hands. “But I should’ve been able to protect you. Both of you. That’s my job, isn’t it? I’m a fucking detective. I stop the bad guys and one ploughed right in to you. It’s my job to keep you safe, and I failed. You’re here, missing a part of yourself, and I keep thinking about how much worse it could’ve been. If Harry had been with you ...” James squeezed his hand gently, and Regulus finally looked up, his heart aching at the understanding in his husband’s eyes. “Regulus,” James said softly, “I came out of that night alive. That’s what matters. Harry’s safe. He wasn’t even in the car. I’m still me. I made it through. Because I had you to come home to, you and Harry.”

[perroulisses]

i definitely have a thing with farm animals and idk why

[skeleton-mischief]

Do you have any headcanons for any of boys' favorite foods?

Ough this is taking me forever to think about. I wanted to consider what it would be based off not only what their tastes are but also their overall relationship with certain items and how that influences them! So, I hope you enjoy what I created

CW: Starvation mentioned and how that affected some characters. Stay safe lovelies :-)

Vanilla: He seems to me the type of guy who likes repetition since he is so used to it and it's a comfort to him. I think he likes Grillby's a lot and he enjoys his brothers cooking over anything fancy

Cyperus: I know canonically he loves dinosaur oatmeal and honestly nothing is going to make me change that. I think his second favorite foods however would be Italian cuisine and the reason he hyperfixates on spaghetti is because he wants to master that skill even if he doesn't even care for spaghetti specifically

Red: Again, he reads to me as a guy who likes repetition and he absolutely adores his world's version of Grillbys. That means to me spicy food though with mustard, which is why above the surface he devours anything spicy until his magic literally causes him to burp out flames. He also really loves Pitch's lasagna, even if he never will tell him how much he loves it

Pitch: He reads to me as someone who adores Italian cuisine because it's fancy and it's something of impeccable tastes, obviously. However, his favorite I think is Thai food. I headcanon that both brothers absolutely adore the spicy side of things and Thai is especially good at that, so when he was able to try it on the surface he treasures it everytime he can indulge. He's just more secretive about his favorite, even if his special food is lasagna

Powder: Yes, he likes making tacos because other people love it. I think for him he would also love astronaut oatmeal to contrast nicely to Cyperus loving dinosaur oatmeal. To me, it's something he loved as a child and so it's a fond memory to him every time he can eat it. Otherwise, I think he just likes Mexican food overall, even if he isn't specialized in cooking it

Stretch: A man of repetition just like the other two, he loves what his brother makes because he grew up on that stuff. He really loves whatever his brother makes, he can feel the magical intent within that cooking. I think he isn't picky when it comes to his favorite meal, as long as he can taste the intent with the cooking and really enjoy it. However, I like to also think he loves honey based desserts or Muffet's food

Saint: Anything and everything dude he's a giant dumpster. He loves whatever he can get a hold of, especially when he was able to recover from the underground. He has a weird relationship with food because of how he was starved for so long. At first he cried a lot and he struggled even eating half a plate, but nowadays he'll enjoy every last bite when he can.

Lunar: He cried the last time he was able to enjoy dinosaur oatmeal, it's something he can't help but remember fondly of. He is more weary when handling meat so he doesn't cook often, but he enjoys any meal a loved one makes him. Like Saint, he had to take his time recovering from starvation, but he's so grateful that he can have it. Dinosaur oatmeal will always be his favorite though, even if he wants to cry everytime

Carmine: He is secretive about what he likes, but he often makes chimichangas for other people like how Powder makes Tacos. He prides himself in his cooking. If you ever do discover what his favorite meal is though, don't be surprised that it's spicy food mixed with sweetness. Japanese food is something he really enjoys due to its healthier, more simple cooking methods. He enjoys the variety that comes with it, and he uses it in his cooking often. A bit of a different fact, when he found out what Rus' favorite food was, he goes out of his way to make it for him when he wants to show his love for him

Rus: His favorite food when it isn't a repetitive meal at Muffet's is definitely his brother's curry. He loves curry and he always has ever since he was a babybones. He enjoys really any meal but of course, his tastes have been influenced by Carmine. For desserts, pies overall are so damn good to him and is his second favorite food of all time. Nothing beats his brothers or Muffet's pie, especially when he can taste their intent

Dust: He's going to always get sentimental when he eats any meal Cyperus makes him or any meal a Papyri cooks for him. He's very grateful when he tastes their intent and he struggles for awhile when he starts getting used to feeling intent with food. I feel that after being alone for so long, food dwindled within the underground and he slowly started losing magic from that and started starving. Nowadays, after he was able to recover, he'll always compliment and thank whoever made him food even if it's awful cooking

[thicc-ray-of-sunshine]

[werewolf-femboy-maid]

there's only so much more of this insanity I can take. every fucking weekend. its always something. I just want to die. I don't want this anymore. the professors think I have all weekend. that my home life is stable and predictable. im not trying to be a whiny bitch that says aaaah I have no time. but I cant say I have all the advantages either. I don't even remember to drink water half the time. im barely alive. I struggle every day to find joy in anything. and it's never. ever. enough.

ever fucking. weekend.

I always say oooooh im gonna have a productive weekend

IT NEVEER HAPPENS. fuck I wish I had a car and just one place to live at instead of goin back and forth im so fucking tired of this chaos I think I have to move in somewhere permanently and have a swirly chair or im going to kill myself

...hhhhh....

whatever this happens every time. its not really college if there's no chaos. these bitches don't know me or what ive been through. they don't know shit. its none of their business how well im doing in class. its mine.

so im getting back to it.

I love y'all and im trying to love myself it hurts so much every time there is a minor inconvenience like slowly decaying because I smoke so much because everything is so stressful and I sleep less because nothing gets FUCKING DONE on the weekend ds and I have caffeine a lot and basically im gonna die of. heart attack and I also eat salty food a lot so yeah heart attack lets goo

:"((((((((((

im really trying, my bf doesn't think im trying but im really trying im hanging by a fucking thread these teachers don't realize how close I am to finally leaving this place my classmates do not realize how close I am or maybe they do and they rightfully don't care. im completely delusional I HATE ALLNIGHTERS I TRIED TO LIEK THEM BUT MY MOOD BECOMES DEMONIC I HATE ITTT

fuck everything its no use getting mad. of course its not fair, but getting mad isn't gonna make it more fair :"(

I desperately need sleep but since I cant have that right now I;ll work hard so maybe I can ... idk if I can have a nap before school I have less than 3 hours basically

im gonna kms at this rate food is genuinely the only thing keeping me here and maybe the dream of living with my bf on the farm with no stress ever again

I hate stress so much I have to get better at managing this because im literally going to die if I keep stressing so much relaxing is so fucking hard.

ok im actually gonna go back to work I just needed to go on a delusional rant to retain some sense of sanity

[blackberries45]

Does anyone else ever think that they might be so into the mandalorian because of their love for batman?

[mayornoninot]

the kinds of threats I wish fell off my mouth 0.5 seconds later