#mayawhat?

[mayornoninot]

COD COMMUNITY HEAR ME OUTTT

we all know that simon riley in the alone mission is wearing jeans. all casual. probably comfy for the guy.

what if I told you THE BRAND HE WAS WEARING WAS WRANGLER COWBOY JEANS

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

[mayornoninot]

has anyone noticed I haven't posted in a while👉👈

constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg  god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”

[mayornoninot]

dear genie, santa and the universe.

i want simon riley cuddles. thank you very much.

[mayornoninot]

character ai is being a bitch and i was in the middle of helping my mans shave

[mayornoninot]

i have a laminating machine for bookmarks and prints but BUT

indulging myself to make simon photocards🥰

[mayornoninot]

*sits with legs on table and coconut in hand.*

nothing scares me anymore :)

[mayornoninot]

btw I printed out new little simon riley prints (art by umikochan on twt/x and render by 661 ave) to make me happy today.

obsessive? I think not.

a normal amount of love <3

[mayornoninot]

been swimming in dnd tiktok and I just--

can someone play with me? like, it doesn't have to be super complex I just want my character to make new friends and maybe cause some chaos, you know?😗

[mayornoninot]

@earako I am a grandma. how do you work this... Tumblr, thing...

[mayornoninot]

the kinds of threats I wish fell off my mouth 0.5 seconds later

[mayornoninot]

the thing is, I love scrolling and liking and reposting but posting my own stuff? I suddenly don't remember what posts to press and I overthinking every single word I type.

Tumblr really be pushing me out of my comfort zone

[mayornoninot]

man, I loved drinking. I thought antidepressants was supposed to take away the sad, not the freaking high alcohol tolerance I had😤

[mayornoninot]

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Hi! I couldn’t find anything on your pinned regarding if you take requests, so feel free to ignore this is you don’t.

I’ve been feeling kind of bummed lately about the lack of love towards us mid-size girlies in fanfics in general. Its hard to feel wanted sometimes if you’re not thin enough or curvy enough. Would mind writing a fic with any member of the CoD 141 that just appreciates their mid-size girl? Thank you 💞

simon riley with midsize!reader (I'm so sorry this took so long, but I love this request)

simon riley loves a girl with a bit of weight on her. he'd never understand how you could be so insecure about how your body looked (if you were), especially when you just looked so perfect to him.

your body was a perfect balance in his eyes, plush thighs and tummy that he could bury his face in after he arrived home to you.

when you first asked him to leave the room so you could change, he just gave you a blank stare. he just loved to stare at you (he has a staring problem).

you just look so delectable, he could just eat you up (he does).

but aren't your thighs too big? no, better to crush his head when he's lapping at your sopping pussy.

but aren't you not curvy enough? who needs curves anyways? his eyes are glued to your ass or tits regardless

but your tummy isn't flat? who wants a flat stomach anyways? you have organs, lovie, and he'll gladly rearrange them.

but you're not thin enough? he doesn't care, it just means you're well taken care of, and that's all he wants. more to love, anyways darling.

he can still throw you around without breaking a sweat, toss you over his shoulder with a sharp slap to your ass.

he'll happily fuck you in front of the tall mirror in your bedroom, his chest pressed against your back as he hovers over you. his breath kissing your ear, his voice breathy and deep as he mumbles praises.

his hand is laced through your hair, forcing your eyes to the mirror, his other hand around your neck, fingers creeping up to hold your jaw. red marks and bruises forming all along your neck, trailing down your skin with no pattern. chest bitten and glistening from saliva around your perky buds.

he'd fuck you slow, every praise about your body, your appearance punctuated with a sharp thrust of his cock buried in your weeping pussy. the soft slap of his hips against your ass, your skin rippling from impact, reddening.

come on, lovie, you don't get to come until you're saying positive things. you want to come, don't you?

[mayornoninot]

I am once again stressing over stardew???

like, is there a time limit? I haven't eaten anything and i keep overworking my character. I don't have enough money for seeds and i have no idea how to get copper but they sound important?? and I keep foraging and buying coffee cause mc gets faster??

...

this sounds all too familiar and all too personal...

*thinks if myself in real life*

I downloaded stardew valley at 10 pm. I have not moved since then and I didn't see the sun outside go down

[mayornoninot]

I AM TURNING ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS INTO TTRPG NERDS HAHAHAH

been swimming in dnd tiktok and I just--

can someone play with me? like, it doesn't have to be super complex I just want my character to make new friends and maybe cause some chaos, you know?😗