#im losing my shit over this

[qcoded]

I just imagined Belos preaching to a crowd of witches while baby Collector is hanging from his chest in a baby harness

the idea that hes preaching about the Titans will or some shit while theres like. a whole ass baby on his chest is so funny xd

[dethtooth]

This toki cube anon is the funniest fucking thing ive seen happen on here for awhile its so random. Anon why do you do this? Why only Toki cube? GIVE US ANSWERS PLEASE. YOURE LIKE A LAB RAT I NEED TO OBSERVE.

[mylarena]

GOD now i need to rewatch the other episodes. FUCK. GOD. FUCK. FUCK!!!! HOLY SHIT. EVERYTHING. GOD ITS ALL SO INTENTIONAL.

LIKE, NOT A SINGLE THING WAS WITHOUT PURPOSE. except maybe jerma's ass breaking that door, im not sure how intentional that was. BUT OTHER THAN THAT. THE 'POOR' ACTING. THE GLIMPSES OF THE CAMERA CREW. EVERY SINGLE BIT OF THIS WAS SO FUCKING PLANNED AND IT SHOWS SO FUCKING WELL. RANBOO AND EVERYONE ELSE WORKED SO FUCKING HARD ON THIS AND ITS INCREDIBLE.

[foolnamedjoey]

Followed for pirates, stayed for hot men

you're so real for that anon

[ethanhuntfemmefatale]

ok i have orchestra in the morning the rest of my unhinged mi1posting will be delayed until tomorrow....last thought for the night. it never ceases to amaze me how the entire team-murder plot is lovingly constructed around ethan. there's this deep knowledge of ethan's instincts, his reactions, his decision making, that goes into the minutiae of the plan. im just thinking about jim sitting dreaming this up and knowing what it would to do to ethan--there's such a theatricality to it! he's putting on a show, ethan learned how to do that from him! he's literally creating this Experience that ethan will go through like a fucking theme park ride, first he goes here, then he goes here. In order to get Sarah alone Jim has to make sure Ethan knows that his (Jim's!) life is in danger, and then Ethan will choose to come find him personally, send Sarah after Golitsyn. it's so INTIMATE

[ladyofthebookcase]

[not-equippedforthis]

forever mourning how granada holmes never adapted the three garridebs. diabolical. unbelievable, even. 'if you had killed watson you would not have made it out of this room alive' but in brett's frightfully intense and low, biting, hissing voice. the violent, wild stare versus the gentle hand on watson's knee. all of that precarious control getting flung out the window. the humanity of it. gritting my teeth can you fucking imagine.

[treeprince]

never let it be said that shen yuan doesnt fight for his man with bloody teeth

he started off already risking being sent back to his dead body to protect baby binghe the best he could on his first meeting and then continued to do so once the ooc shackles came off, made sure he felt loved and safe and at home on cqm, gave him every advantage he could think of (and then wondered why binghe got out of the abyss 2 yrs early, honey...), but bc those scum villain blinders were on so tight, he doesnt accept that he (the man shen yuan inside the character shen qingqiu) can change his own path enough to not be killed, and plans his own death accordingly bc he wont ever fight against binghe again if he can help it, i just...

this man loves binghe so much that he couldnt even conceive of a world in which binghe loves him back - and thats not just the comphet olympics in his brain talking, sy genuinely believes he's unlovable and only maybe sort of likeable by his fellow peak lords, and part of that comes from being forced into a scum villains role and not knowing the bigger picture behind sqq's actions (not even touching on how sy barely saw the entire cast of pidw as people until binghe actually looked hurt to him), but the rest was already preprogrammed before he transmigrated, and i want to know who hurt him so bad - bc all sy could imagine is that the whole world should love binghe, bc thats howmuch sy loves him the story is supposed to go, but all he could imagine for himself was gratitude at best and his demise at worst, until the very moment that it becomes clear that lbh has done everything, fucking EVERYTHING, to get sqq to love him back and i just SCREAMS

i cant imagine that sy would just let binghe go if he should ever decide to love someone else, the possession goes both ways with these two, and sy would fight tooth and nail to keep binghe for himself

[lightbulb-warning]

today i offer you prompts 11-20 for isat month!! ignore your calendar THANKYUUUU <3

[blueskittlesart]

in the nicest and most non-confrontational way possible. i feel like some of you think that anything that isn't directly openly spelled out for you within a story is "missed potential" or "unexplored." like. sometimes there are implied narratives. sometimes the point is that you as the reader are supposed to think and draw your own conclusions and participate in the story. the writers not directly spelling every little detail out for you doesn't mean that the story is poorly written or missed its own plot details somehow. PLEASE.

[anartisticalniche]

AINT NO WAY MARIO AS DONKEY-

Can't believe I'm actually doing this but here we are

Saw that few of you did like the idea and tbh i also love the idea so lemme introduce you..

Smg4 Shrek au-

Meet the main focus of this whole au SMG3 and SMG4

Yes, yes they are shrek and Fiona

I have many ideas and different kind of story that, depends on my motivation, gonna write down into a fanfiction.

The rest of the crew of who are the villians the other side characters will come soon, until then, for a bonus here's Mario...

As Donkey-

[valtsv]

it's crazy how well my dad hits the criteria for abusive behaviour without even trying. yesterday he was laying into me for wasting my life and having no self-respect because i got a barista job so i'd be happier at work while i look for something more long-term and successful and maybe earn some qualifications, harassing me on the phone while i tried to relax after my shift at my current job and guilt tripping me for making a decision about my own life that doesn't affect or involve him in any way. and now today he's sending me job ads which he ends with messages of love and support. it's textbook cyclical abusive behaviour! tear me down, then offer me a way up with the same hand that was just trying to knock me to the ground. take out all his frustration on me in an excruciating tirade of esteem-destroying vitriol, then make me doubt the validity of my resentment by being kind and approachable. flip the switch on a dime so i never feel certain or safe about where i stand. and the worst thing is i know he doesn't even mean it. he thinks he's helping. he thinks what he's doing is good and right and an expression of his love. he genuinely feels bad for hurting me. his concern for my future happiness is real. but it won't prevent him from doing it again next time, or feeling justified in every previous instance.

[tanjir0se]

The fact that Iroh never stops calling him Prince Zuko. Even when they’re begging on the street or camping in the wilderness, when Zuko is at his lowest, when he doesn’t even know where his destiny lies, when he feels like anything but royalty, Iroh never stops reminding him who he is. Never stops calling him Prince.

I’m going to go eat glass btw

[thebrainrotsreal]

EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK!!! I want to be coherent about this season but please picture me foaming at the mouth and running on the walls. S2 being what if Mark's just like his Dad? Insanity. I love this show. Anyways, AU where an Evil!Mark tries to make Our!Mark worse, and Our!Mark tries to make the other better. Something something confronting your idea of the worst version of oneself. Plus, tweaked black and yellow costume because I saw it and immediately went murder hornet lookin' ass and knew I had to draw it. Evil ass Mark. Horrible. I think he should be dragged kicking and screaming into redemption.

[artzy-ari]

Babe wake up new brainrot just dropped