#im losing my shit over this

[qcoded]

I just imagined Belos preaching to a crowd of witches while baby Collector is hanging from his chest in a baby harness

the idea that hes preaching about the Titans will or some shit while theres like. a whole ass baby on his chest is so funny xd

[dethtooth]

This toki cube anon is the funniest fucking thing ive seen happen on here for awhile its so random. Anon why do you do this? Why only Toki cube? GIVE US ANSWERS PLEASE. YOURE LIKE A LAB RAT I NEED TO OBSERVE.

[mylarena]

GOD now i need to rewatch the other episodes. FUCK. GOD. FUCK. FUCK!!!! HOLY SHIT. EVERYTHING. GOD ITS ALL SO INTENTIONAL.

LIKE, NOT A SINGLE THING WAS WITHOUT PURPOSE. except maybe jerma's ass breaking that door, im not sure how intentional that was. BUT OTHER THAN THAT. THE 'POOR' ACTING. THE GLIMPSES OF THE CAMERA CREW. EVERY SINGLE BIT OF THIS WAS SO FUCKING PLANNED AND IT SHOWS SO FUCKING WELL. RANBOO AND EVERYONE ELSE WORKED SO FUCKING HARD ON THIS AND ITS INCREDIBLE.

[foolnamedjoey]

Followed for pirates, stayed for hot men

you're so real for that anon

[ethanhuntfemmefatale]

ok i have orchestra in the morning the rest of my unhinged mi1posting will be delayed until tomorrow....last thought for the night. it never ceases to amaze me how the entire team-murder plot is lovingly constructed around ethan. there's this deep knowledge of ethan's instincts, his reactions, his decision making, that goes into the minutiae of the plan. im just thinking about jim sitting dreaming this up and knowing what it would to do to ethan--there's such a theatricality to it! he's putting on a show, ethan learned how to do that from him! he's literally creating this Experience that ethan will go through like a fucking theme park ride, first he goes here, then he goes here. In order to get Sarah alone Jim has to make sure Ethan knows that his (Jim's!) life is in danger, and then Ethan will choose to come find him personally, send Sarah after Golitsyn. it's so INTIMATE

[blueskittlesart]

in the nicest and most non-confrontational way possible. i feel like some of you think that anything that isn't directly openly spelled out for you within a story is "missed potential" or "unexplored." like. sometimes there are implied narratives. sometimes the point is that you as the reader are supposed to think and draw your own conclusions and participate in the story. the writers not directly spelling every little detail out for you doesn't mean that the story is poorly written or missed its own plot details somehow. PLEASE.

[lightbulb-warning]

today i offer you prompts 11-20 for isat month!! ignore your calendar THANKYUUUU <3

[valtsv]

it's crazy how well my dad hits the criteria for abusive behaviour without even trying. yesterday he was laying into me for wasting my life and having no self-respect because i got a barista job so i'd be happier at work while i look for something more long-term and successful and maybe earn some qualifications, harassing me on the phone while i tried to relax after my shift at my current job and guilt tripping me for making a decision about my own life that doesn't affect or involve him in any way. and now today he's sending me job ads which he ends with messages of love and support. it's textbook cyclical abusive behaviour! tear me down, then offer me a way up with the same hand that was just trying to knock me to the ground. take out all his frustration on me in an excruciating tirade of esteem-destroying vitriol, then make me doubt the validity of my resentment by being kind and approachable. flip the switch on a dime so i never feel certain or safe about where i stand. and the worst thing is i know he doesn't even mean it. he thinks he's helping. he thinks what he's doing is good and right and an expression of his love. he genuinely feels bad for hurting me. his concern for my future happiness is real. but it won't prevent him from doing it again next time, or feeling justified in every previous instance.

[palms-upturned]

[audio description: the original post above read by AI generated voices that sound like Disco Elysium’s narrator and Kim Kitsuragi.

Image description: a tumblr post by user foulserpent. It reads:

me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]

me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!

me: whoa….id better be more careful!

gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]

End description]

VOLITION — An RPG, huh? That phrase feels familiar, somehow.

INTERFACING [Medium: Success] — Not just the phrase. These mechanics, the feel of arrow keys under your hands.. You’ve done this before. Not this exact game, but similar.

ENCYCLOPEDIA [Challenging: Success] — The game you are looking for is OFF, an RPG made in ‘08 by one Mortis Ghost about something called The Batter, an entity sent to purify the world he resides in.

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Medium: Success] — That sounds just like you.

COMPOSURE [Medium: Success] — Yes, but despite the respect you hold for this noble mission, you never quite finished the game. You got stuck on one of the last bosses: The Queen.

INLAND EMPIRE [Formidable: Success] — You just could not do it. Looking at her made you sick.

PAIN THRESHOLD [Medium: Success] — So you don’t know the ending. This has apparently been subconsciously eating away at you for a while.

LOGIC [Easy: Failure] — ..Maybe the lieutenant knows something? You should ask him. Ask him if he has ever beaten OFF before. It’s the only way to calm your lore-driven heart!

YOU — “Kim, can I ask you something?”

KIM KITSURAGI — “What’s the question? I hope it’s related to the investigation.”

RHETORIC [Challenging: Success] — Watch out! You say “beat off” here to mean completing a playthrough of OFF, the RPG video game by Mortis Ghost. However, the phrase “beat off” is also euphemism for masturbation! Without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!

YOU — Whoa… I’d better be more careful!

RHETORIC — Yeah, you’d better. Now say “never mind” and never ask him anything like that. Ever.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Medium: Success] — Ever? What a party pooper. It’s cool, man. You’re cool. Kim’s cool. It’s important to get to know your partner.

YOU — “Actually, never mind.”(Don’t ask him)

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Medium: Success] — Out of the corner of your eye, you see a gigantic centipede on the ceiling.

YOU — Turn to look at it.

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) — It fades away.

[tanjir0se]

The fact that Iroh never stops calling him Prince Zuko. Even when they’re begging on the street or camping in the wilderness, when Zuko is at his lowest, when he doesn’t even know where his destiny lies, when he feels like anything but royalty, Iroh never stops reminding him who he is. Never stops calling him Prince.

I’m going to go eat glass btw

[thebrainrotsreal]

EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK!!! I want to be coherent about this season but please picture me foaming at the mouth and running on the walls. S2 being what if Mark's just like his Dad? Insanity. I love this show. Anyways, AU where an Evil!Mark tries to make Our!Mark worse, and Our!Mark tries to make the other better. Something something confronting your idea of the worst version of oneself. Plus, tweaked black and yellow costume because I saw it and immediately went murder hornet lookin' ass and knew I had to draw it. Evil ass Mark. Horrible. I think he should be dragged kicking and screaming into redemption.

[whimsywinter-2]

today on hermitcraft

[anartisticalniche]

AINT NO WAY MARIO AS DONKEY-

Can't believe I'm actually doing this but here we are

Saw that few of you did like the idea and tbh i also love the idea so lemme introduce you..

Smg4 Shrek au-

Meet the main focus of this whole au SMG3 and SMG4

Yes, yes they are shrek and Fiona

I have many ideas and different kind of story that, depends on my motivation, gonna write down into a fanfiction.

The rest of the crew of who are the villians the other side characters will come soon, until then, for a bonus here's Mario...

As Donkey-

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmmmm read a disciple shen yuan/shizun luo binghe fanfic about two days ago where the first chapter was the Immortal Conference arc, and SQQ was the one who had to be pushed into the abyss (he was still the villain) except Luo Binghe was refusing and was like, lowkey losing his mind about SQQ being so close to the edge. SQQ ended up having to be the one to fall in himself because of the system's punishment system. The rest of the fic is leading up to that moment. But like, MMM i've been obsessively thinking about that first chapter for DAYS ever since.

now i've been in svsss for a grand total of *checks watch* a week. but god obsessed with that. I want to write/read a fic where disciple SQQ goes a little nuts down there. Like keep all of the things that make SQQ, SQQ, but just. Throw in a little bit more trauma in there. A little bit of a mental break. Let him go a little nuts as a treat. Just a tad unhinged. I wanna see him go, just a little, "god fuck it, i've tried so hard to change this shitty story's outcome and it feels like everything i've done has been for nothing. I'm going to die in this world no matter what I do, I've been doomed from the start, so might as well die the way I want to." and he just, breaks a little! Under all the stress.

He still retains the traits that makes shen yuan, shen yuan, like his overwhelming kindness. But he's just! yk. A little less patient. Paranoid. Jumpy. Colder. A little more aloof and closed off. A little more Shen Jiu. He's no asshole child abuser, but he was a Number One Hater in his past life and he's leaning into that old habit a little more now.

(On a totally coincidental not-at-all related note, there's not enough SJ-and-SY-are-the-same-people fics out there that i've found. This is totally unrelated...)

The Endless Abyss turns the mind into an over-sharpened blade, and SQQ is both fascinated and perhaps a little excited to explore a place that doesn't have a lot of info on it in the mortal realm, but still terrified out of his mind. And he's no Luo Binghe, he doesn't have the sheer brute strength and power to just bulldoze his way through, so he has to be a lot more sneaky and cunning if he wants to survive.

The fic itself role-swapped LBH and SQQ so that SQQ was the half-demon (which lowkey fucks) and LBH the human, but I'm equally-if-not-more obsessed with the idea that LBH remains the half-heavenly demon and SQQ the human. If only because I keep thinking about SQQ befriending some demons (particularly and specifically a group of succubi) and they grow very attached to this Human Cultivator so through magic plot stuff they create some kind of seal/illusion/talisman that makes SQQ appear as a demon because a human cultivator in the endless abyss may as well be the equivalent of putting a giant neon target on your back.

And iirc Shen Jiu was taught demonic cultivation by that one guy(?? i've only been here a week so im not caught up in ALL of the lore yet) so that could totally happen here.

(On the other end of the realms, poor Shizun Luo Binghe is just. losing his fucking mind over losing his most precious and beloved disciple. About .5 seconds from burning down the peaks himself. somebody sedate him.)

The Endless Abyss sucks and SQQ is having a really terrible time and can feel himself going lowkey mad, but also holy shit look at all this WORLD-BUILDING. look at all this flora and fauna, and oh if he had the equipment for it he'd be writing all of this down. ALL OF IT. He was kinda-sorta-already planning on never leaving the Abyss as some sort of fucked up self-exile and self-preservation thing, but now he might? actually just?? never leave if he can help it, like he lowkey likes it down here.

anyways the next time anyone ever sees SQQ again he's got hair so long its almost touching the ground and he's either in rags and half-feral or he's been completely dolled up by his adoptive succubi sisters and still about three seconds from biting anyone who tries to touch him. (he's also lowkey trying to book it back down to the abyss even if he has desperately missed all of his friends and shizun)

[erenfox]

so you mean to tell me that WE GOT TAYLOR BEING THE ONLY ONE SLEEPING IN A VERY CUTESY TYPICAL ROMANTIC POSE ON BENS SHOULDER AND AIDEN HUGGING ASHLYN WHILE SLEEPING, AND YET THEYRE STILL NOT GONNA BECOME CANON???

hahahaha.