#im like a German shepherd

[dobbygoblin]

Nothing like one of my friends calling me on the verge of tears, then dropping everything to go see them and talk to them and make sure they're ok.

[silverskye13]

Rare beast at rest

[strawberrylemongrass]

going through a horse phase where I eat a shit ton of apples and sleep strangely

[brunetterightsactivist]

people with puppies are lowkey so annoying idc you got this beast and now you wanna complain about all the work involved. and then you tell them cats are literally like a fifth of the work a dog is and they want to push you into oncoming traffic. like i'm just being honest with you...

[gar-a-ash]

Problem child is now as tall as Reese was. At eight months. I only have to drop a shoulder slightly to pet his back and actually have to lift my hand up to pet his head. It's absurd. I will say again that BOTH of his parents and pretty much his entire pedigree were only a little bigger than Tassie. How.

[zombieella]

[skrunksthatwunk]

the fosterdog renaming conversation is getting dumber all the time thanks largely to me

note: the splotch stuff is bc he's got spots on his tongue. it's very cute of him

[lightnersdream]

if it's a corgi im going to piss myself (negative)

[meet-me-on-saturn]

I know most of you don't know anything about dog training but an idea popped into my head and I needed to put it somewhere so...

[datadegroove]

oh and don't forget about the vicious untrained dog they have to have just in case. I'm not even kidding if your dog is responsible for even one minor incident with a person just trying to bring you mail or whatever else just doing their job you should be subject to criminal action like it's your responsibility to make sure that shit doesn't happen

[stunt-lads]

5 am lore drop for my dog:

When she farts if she can hear it AT ALL, doesn't matter how quiet, she will run or otherwise try to hide from the sound and it is the fucking funniest thing

[pseudonemisis]

This girl will probably be coming home this weekend and I need to pick out a name for her

Names are really important to me and I want to pick the right one but rn I'm coming up blank. I'd love something unique and I was also considering wtnv names but all of my original ideas were masculine. Please help me

[hungergamesheadcanons]

Her pawprints arrived today for us to keep 🩷

RIP sweet girl, your step is cold without you 😭

[gar-a-ash]

One of these dogs marked in the store tonight. If you guessed the fluffy young man who's just entering puberty...

...you'd be wrong.

[valleynix]

totally forgot i was actually going to post an excerpt (whoops. college :/), but here’s a nice little snippet of Bela/Reader <3 (might change, i dunno LMAO. i’m off to nap though)

You gently squeeze her thighs, bringing her attention back to you. She watches you carefully, a deep flush on her cheeks that she tries to rub away with the palm of her hand as she looks away again. “You all right?”

She shifts on your thigh, taking a deep breath as her head tilts back, gaze focused on the ceiling. “I’m not… used to this,” she mumbles. Your brows furrow as you watch her, reaching up to take one of her hands in yours. Her lips twitch up at the action, but she still doesn’t meet your gaze. “Using my body to appeal to the maids is easy, but… I’m a little lost on what you want me to do.”

God, she’s adorable.

“Well,” you start, rubbing your thumb gently against the back of her cool hand. She looks down at it, tilting her head slightly, moving her hands to fidget with your own. She gently tugs on your fingers or bends them, but it’s not enough to hurt. “You could always take me on a dinner date first.”

Her eyes flick up to meet your own, brows furrowed as she mulls over your suggestion. After a few moments, she snorts and releases your hand. “Cute.”

You grin and push yourself up, kissing the corner of her mouth. She sighs against you as you kiss her fully, pinching her lightly when she tries to deepen it or speed up, something she whines at. She certainly knows what she’s doing, but you’d rather take your time savoring the feeling and the taste of her.

She moves to hold your face gently between her hands, ensuring you stay right where she wants you, but she does listen when you pinch her or gently push on her shoulder. She must know that means you want her to slow down or give you a chance to breathe, and you appreciate how attentive she is.

Just as you move to push her away a final time, a loud crash and a shout sounds just outside your door. Your heart freezes in your chest as you jerk away, hands clenching in her clothing as you stare at your door with wide eyes. You’re not afraid of being caught doing anything; you’re afraid another yesterday is going to happen.

Bela is on high alert immediately, sitting straighter as her head turns toward the door. She moves to block you with her body, her shoulders hunching as she does so. Her insects begin to fly angrily around her form, something you’re beginning to recognize by their buzzing pattern. You glance down when her arm moves toward where she typically keeps her sickle, only for her to pause when her fingers grasp air.

Peeking around her form, your mind already reaches out when you hear an overdramatic sigh and someone snapping out orders. The woman sitting on your leg pushes herself to the floor, her boots not making a sound as she hits the wood. She stalks to your door quietly, taking on a defensive position, and you’re reminded once more just who you’re dealing with.

[grandwretch]

sorry i am so incredibly pissed off i just saw someone say that german shepherds shouldn't exist bc theyre too dangerous. like. god youre all so fucking stupid. i literally live w three of them and theyve never maliciously hurt a human in their lives. and you know why? bc we don't train them to and they're treated w the respect any living being should be. like genuinely you sound like the idiots who think bully breeds are just born as pit fighters. and if your version of acab includes innocent animals being eradicated then i think you should be the one who is put down, actually.