she/they, stoner transfem failing life bc no one told me how to play.
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farm life best life
I love it I feel like the hearthkeeper in a meadhall
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Apparently this blog is close to a third of my age
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y'all I might have just had the most important zoom call of my life
I think I'll finally be able to move out
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not me ignoring my blog for a year at a time, picking it up again, and probably forgetting it exists for another year
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Beware the ides of March...
#no little Caesar dont go into the senate building!#"oh mein gott zis is ein room full of senatstaabben
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okay picture this; i go back in time and find a victorian orphan child. do i blow his mind? do i break his brain? NO!!! i give him warm soft clothes and a hug. he gets me wizard high off what would commonly be used to treat a minor cough in that era. we both eventually contract a deadly illness and then i bring him to the future where we get easily cured of our ailment. i buy him a happy meal afterwards. he’s my good son now. love you son.
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a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal
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gentlebeings i am SPIRALING
#I got too high and forgot my friend was dating someone and tried to cuddle with her#I had to leave the group chat#send help
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